1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: They were Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: channel ninety three three FLZ. Can I say something and 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: then you not judge me? Yeah, he say something and 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: you can't be like you're a horrible person for doing that. 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 2: Let's hear it. 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: So I do a lot of laundry. I love doing 7 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: the laundry. I love folding clothes. I love the smell 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: of the clothes. I like doing that. I like to 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: cook certain foods. I love doing it. I love putting 10 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: it in the containers and then texting Alyssa while she's 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: at work and be like, hey, I prepped out meals 12 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: for the next like three or four days. I like that. 13 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: I don't like cleaning. Cleaning is my least favorite thing 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 1: of all time. Okay, I hate it. It's just it 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: bothers me. I don't know why. I don't know what 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:52,919 Speaker 1: it is. I don't like it. Okay, okay, one more time. 17 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: Can I say something? You're not be mad? Yeah? I 18 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: melted a ton of plastic wear of ours how with 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: a lighter Why so I could blame the dishwasher? Oh 20 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: my god, I took a bunch of plastic where lighter 21 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,400 Speaker 1: right to it started to morph. It right, look funny. 22 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,839 Speaker 1: I then waited for it to cool off, because obviously 23 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to put any plastic, like, you know, 24 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin my dishwasher. Well, once it finished, 25 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: I put it back in there. Okay, closed it left it. Oops. 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: Alyssa goes in there. She goes, what the heck happened? 27 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 1: What do you mean what happened? She's like, what happened? 28 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I started the dishwasher, Like is there 29 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: something wrong? She's like, what did you click a different setting? 30 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know. I clicked the buttons. 31 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. Blame dumb. She goes, 32 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just going to take care of this. 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: Got her? I got her? Got her? There have you 34 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: ever done that? Of course? 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 2: Like I just don't want to do something right now, 36 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 2: so I gotta act like I or you what is 37 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: the word? 38 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: I'm looking for it purposely after that, so you never 39 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: have to do it again. 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 2: Yes, When I was younger, I remember when my mom 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: was trying to make me wash clothes. I'm like, I 42 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 2: do not want to wash these clothes. I literally just 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 2: want to go hang out with my friends. So I 44 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 2: would purposely throw something in the all whites, like a 45 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 2: red shirt, and it would destroy my It would be 46 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 2: my clothes, it wouldn't be hers, and she'd be upset 47 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 2: because now she's got to go buy your new school clothes. 48 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 2: Like min, I told you, I just don't get it. 49 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and then eventually, you know, I started doing it. 50 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 2: But yeah, I purposely will mess up eight hundred and 51 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 2: four ninety three ninety three if you do that? Were 52 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 2: you purposely f up so that you don't have to 53 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,519 Speaker 2: do something? Is anyone willing to admit that. I gotta 54 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 2: be honest with you. I feel like an absolute genius. 55 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,399 Speaker 2: I just do and I'm sorry. I don't know. It's 56 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 2: just I do it when I just don't want to 57 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 2: be when I don't want to do it. 58 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: Yeah I do. Yeah, I didn't want to do it 59 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: and someone could. Are you You know what? It took 60 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: you more time to sabotage all of that, and you're right, 61 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: it definitely did. But it will save me time in 62 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: the future. This is an investment. I don't think that 63 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: Alyssa will ever trust me to turn on the dishwasherever? 64 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 1: You gotta do it? 65 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, when I go home and visit my mom and 66 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 2: my sister Megan is there. I never make the bacon 67 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 2: because I always tell me I always burn the bacon, 68 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 2: and I'll intentionally burn it. So then, because my nephew 69 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 2: Harrison loves it too, I'm like, oh no, I me 70 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 2: and Harrison can have bacon. So my sister makes it. 71 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 2: I'm like, Megan, see you make it the best now. 72 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 2: I actually did that when I was home with a 73 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:23,839 Speaker 2: week and a half ago. 74 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 3: Oh. 75 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: I always say say if I shared a brain with someone, 76 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: it's definitely with Ashley. This is good stuff eight hundred 77 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: and four O ninety three ninety three. You can always 78 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: text in at ninety seven seven two zero. Also hit 79 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: us up in our live chat on Twitch. It has 80 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: become quite the fun spot to hang out with us. 81 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: All you gotta do is search The Joe Show sucks. 82 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: Here's the other thing too well. Here First, before we 83 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: get to that, here, Terry, let me talk to Dan 84 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: real quick. Hey Dan, Hey, how are you fantastic? Dan? 85 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: Do you have or do that where you purposely mess 86 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: up so you don't have to do it ever again? 87 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 3: I tristly don't have that luxury. I'm a single guy, 88 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 3: live my own life. But I'm a little disappointed. I 89 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 3: gotta say that you did that and you're willing to 90 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 3: admit it on the air, because I'm betting your girl 91 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 3: listens to your show, and now you look like you're not. Yeah, 92 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 3: I think you're just caused yourself a little bit more 93 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 3: problems than left. 94 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: He ain't wrong now he's always gonna be doing. 95 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 3: I mean seriously, running the dishwasher like incredibly easy. 96 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: Unloading. What's the worst? 97 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 2: Loading it or unloading? 98 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: Unloading it there's still water and wipe off the water. 99 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:49,479 Speaker 1: I hate it. I cannot stand it. I would rather 100 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: hand wash everything. 101 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 3: I'm unloading the dog. Dishwasher is the hardest part, for sure. 102 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: Amen, But why is that the case? Though? It's harder 103 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: to do that, and it's also that's the worst part 104 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: about laundry, the laundry. We got to figure this out, guys. 105 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. 106 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 3: I think with a dishwasher, for example, it's because you 107 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 3: don't put all the dishes in there in one day. 108 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: It takes meals. But when you're unloaded, it's like, oh man, 109 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 3: it's like procrastinating. 110 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, you bring up all great points. Love when 111 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 1: you call in Rachel Hello, you have purposely missed the 112 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: laundry for quite some time. 113 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 4: That's been about twenty four years of not having to 114 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 4: do my husband's laundry. It's been wonderful. It's the best 115 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 4: mistake I ever made in my life. 116 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: What did you do. 117 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 4: When we first started dating? I think I mixed like 118 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 4: the lights and darks, and I put the towels with 119 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 4: his nice shirts, and you know, I don't know, just 120 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 4: something that made him he actually he takes the laundry 121 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 4: and he puts the basket upside down so I don't 122 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 4: touch it. 123 00:05:59,520 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 2: Smart. 124 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: Hey, Rachel, I guess that there's a name for what 125 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: we do. You ready for this? I like this name 126 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: because it sounds like very very very drastic, Olivia, there's 127 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: a name for purposely messing things up so you can 128 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: get out of it. What is it called? 129 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 5: There is a name. It's called weaponized incompetence sick. Yes, 130 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 5: this is a real thing. It's been like, you know, 131 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 5: you do something wrong on purpose that you don't have 132 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 5: to do it again. Usually the person doesn't admit it 133 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 5: to who they're with, like by seeing it on the radio. 134 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:47,279 Speaker 5: But like there's I feel like there's a difference also 135 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 5: from like, oh, I kind of did it. 136 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: Well, Hey, weaponized incompetence. If you knew you couldn't swear, 137 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: but you still did. 138 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 4: Uh, it was a slip. 139 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 5: You do something not so great so that you don't 140 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 5: have to do it again, that counts too. Yeah, because 141 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 5: you're purposely doing it for so you just don't have 142 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 5: to do it. That's kind of a not so great 143 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 5: thing to do. But we all do it sometimes. 144 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I like every other chore, cleaning the stove. 145 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: I actually find a lot of joy in it. I 146 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: like when things are dirty and then they're clean. Sure, 147 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: maybe it's the dishwasher. It's the fact that the dishwasher 148 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: is taking care of the cleaning part. That's my favorite part. 149 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. But you know what, 150 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: I really did think I'd never be doing it again, 151 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: and I just realized I totally just said this.