WEBVTT - 7am Hour - Piss Off, Man Boobs 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.000 Bryan Show is now on YouTube every morning starting at 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:03.600 seven am. 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:05.480 Just searched Dave Ryan TV. 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:08.319 We picked up my boy Carson at the airport last night. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:12.240 Carson is now home for the holidays. I love that. 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.040 And the first thing that happened, he's like, he's got 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:16.919 a spot on the couch. And the first thing that 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:18.680 happened is the cat hopped up on his lap, and 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.680 then the dog hopped up and started licking his face. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:22.360 They were very happy to see Carson. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.159 Bernie likes Carson because I know Bernie's bar. He just 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:26.279 came around a couple of months ago. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.640 Yeah, but I think that dogs in cassn sense if someone, 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.479 if a person likes them, and they can tell that 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:33.400 Carson loves him. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:36.080 So they're like, this guy is kind of cool. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.880 It is kind of cool. So also last night I 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.120 watched the iHeart jingle Ball on Channel five last night. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.680 It was really good, good, it was really good. They 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:49.080 they would it was quick moving, so they'd give like, 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:51.600 you know, five minutes or even like maybe two minutes 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:53.880 to some of the lesser known acts. Then they'd move 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.720 on to something else. And they had all tons of 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.640 fun backstage, like interviews and activities and things like that. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.680 A sporty spot was there. Mel C was there and 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:03.959 it was like she was with a bunch of ten 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.720 year olds and I'm like, they have no idea who 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.040 they're standing next to. But it was super cool. I 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.640 think it's going to replay on Hulu. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.000 It's on Hulu, Yeah, next day, So now, yeah, a. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:13.399 Couple of weeks. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.920 It's actually pretty cool. We're gonna do a little game 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.199 here called the Dave Ryan Christmas Cash Game. I'm gonna 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.440 call different random numbers here and see if you know 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.920 the Dave Ryan phrase that pays, which is I want 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.000 my Dave Ryan Christmas Cash, And if you answer that 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.640 with the phrase that pays, I will give you one 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.560 hundred and one dollars cash. Ready to make phone. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.400 Calls, so I just have to say I want. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:35.200 Yeah, Well I will ask you, so you know, we 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.520 a'll show how it works. I call right now, dial 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:42.200 in a seven six three area code right now for 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:50.320 Christmas Cash. Hello, Hi is Dave Ryan from KTWB with 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.600 the Dave Ryan Christmas Cash call. And if you know 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.560 the Dave Ryan phrase that pays, I would love to 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:58.160 give you one hundred and one dollars in Christmas cash. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.840 Do you know the phrase that pays. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.240 Your show sucks you? 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:04.480 Oh? 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.560 Oh wow, well that Oh well that that didn't That 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.919 didn't go the way the week we plan. Yeah, that's 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:11.399 not well, let's try let's try it again. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:12.800 They probably didn't hear it. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:17.519 Yeah, well, the phrase that pays is I want my 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.600 Dave Ryan Christmas cash. Okay, so let's call here. Let's 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.720 say six five one area code. Watch for your phone 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:25.280 to bring. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:29.600 Hello. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.280 Hi, it's Dave Ryan over at Katie w B and 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.040 I'm calling with Dave Ryan's Christmas cash. If you can 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.240 give me the phrase that pays, I would love to 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.320 give you one hundred one dollars in Christmas cash. Do 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.680 you know the Dave Ryan phrase that pays? 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.280 Oh my god, piss off man? 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.440 Why would she man? Boobs? 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.040 That's kind of mean. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:51.919 That's yeah, Well, they're trying to give your book cash. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.600 Why would they be so rude? It just didn't quite 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.920 go the way I want to. Let's change the subject, 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.200 or we'll try that. We'll try Christmas cash a little 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.480 bit later on soar it. We're going through stuff at 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:06.119 our house and I found something buried in a closet 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:11.200 that I treasured. I went down to when I was 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:14.280 probably twenty two to twenty three years old, I spotted 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.640 in Lazarus in Columbus, Ohio, which was their version of 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:23.240 Dayton's a bomber jacket made out of beautiful leather and 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.320 it's got like military patches all over it, and it's 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.920 very cool and I love this thing. It was like 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:30.959 three hundred dollars, probably the most money I'd ever spent 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.040 on anything in my life, and I saved up four 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:34.920 it because I didn't make any money back then, and 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.320 I bought this thing and I treasured it and I 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.760 loved it. And then you know, after a while, I 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.720 put it in the closet and it's moved with us 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:42.760 four or five times. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.320 I never touch it anymore. I'm gonna hold it up 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:46.720 if you want to see it on YouTube, I'm gonna 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:47.080 hold it up. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.680 Okay, let's see it Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:51.280 Go click now. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.320 Okay, So here's the jacket. If you go look and 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.400 I'll hold it up for a while. I give you 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.760 a chance to get your phone out. So there it is. 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:01.680 It is a size what is it forty? Is a 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:06.520 size forty? Shut up? And it has got like here's 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.200 the back okay, and what describe the jacket. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.880 So it is like a lighter brown leather color. It's 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.000 giving top gun. But then it's got all of these 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:19.400 like super duper colorful patches all over it. Honestly, it's 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:23.400 something that I would wear cool, like cool patches. This 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.400 one's got like a cat something that's got the number fifty. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.360 I don't really know what that means. A bumblebee riding 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.520 a tattoo gun. It looks like I have no white 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.200 machine gun or a machine gun. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.640 And yeah, it's it's very eighties. It's very eighties, but 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.719 it's nice, it seems solid, seems. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.520 Heavy, is really cool jacket. I just don't want it anymore, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.240 and I don't And I tried to sell it on eBay. 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.400 Nobody bid on this thing on eBay because you said 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.000 nobody buys anything on eBay anymore. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:56.839 I think like the the I see, I feel like 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.919 the people who would want to wear that jacket like 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.200 live in Uptown and. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.360 Go to record stores a lot. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.560 Yeah, they're not the kinds of people that hang out 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:06.120 on eBay. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.280 Yeah, Like, and what did you title it on eBay? 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:08.599 Yeah? 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:09.640 And a leather jacket. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.240 Yeah, you've got to be more descriptive yeah. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:19.320 Well I don't remember, but something like that, yeah, like brown, yeah, leather, yeah, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.599 one of a kind, throwing the words top gun. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:25.000 Why don't you ask Jenny's the Facebook marketplace queen. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:26.640 Yes, help you sell it, Jenny. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.159 I don't sell a lot of clothes, but I do 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.359 think you could sell that on marketplace if you do 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:35.080 have the quality key words like vintage, like one of 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.840 a kind and stuff on marketplace. Yeah, I think it could. 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.039 I don't know, do you want to say or you 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:41.880 probably don't remember how much you paid for it? 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.920 Seriously, it's like three hundred dollars, which in today's dollars 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.839 is like seven hundred dollars. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:51.960 Do let's see my Internet slow inflation calculator. I'm like, well, 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.800 write that. But also I'm going to see if I 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.200 can get to marketplace quick and see what leather jackets 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:58.080 are selling for right now. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.839 As must as you try to sell it for on eBay. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.480 I think I start my minimum bid at like nine 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.600 to ninety nine, wow, because then it gets people vested 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.520 in it. Now they want to keep bidding. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.120 Can't I keep forgetting? eBay is bidding and not just 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:11.160 this is the problem. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:12.719 You can you can do buy it now, Okay. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:14.240 I do like that. 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:17.359 It looks like it's kind of you know, worn weathered 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.600 rather yes weather, it's it's faux weathered in genuine leather, 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.359 made in Korea, made in Korea, fine, fine country. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:28.640 Yes, I mean I do think you could get close 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.400 to like one hundred or more if you put it 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.440 up on marketplace. 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:32.479 Yeah. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.760 There's one that's a It has beautifully colored genuine leather. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.080 Hind Jerrick vintage biker jacket. I don't know what that means, 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.480 but they have it up for two hundred. There's another 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:45.480 vintage ll Being Shore jacket that's up for one fifty. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.839 It's in great condition. I mean I didn't wear it 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.520 that much. It's got a couple of looks like sharpy 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:53.200 markers stains inside, but other than that, my arms getting 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.160 tired from holding up. Oh, put it on. Ah, that's 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:56.520 a good idea. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:57.760 Yeah, those. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:00.080 Give us the old. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.240 Okay, there we go, Okay, okay, I mean it fits okay. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.880 To the camera. They can see the back. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.240 I feel like, isn't there a picture of you wearing this, 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:13.680 like from a long long time ago. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.200 Possibly, I don't know. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:17.840 I've had to go through all of your pictures many. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.440 But I think the thing is is, like the weird 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.520 thing is this meant so much to me. This was 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:26.080 my one prized possession, yeah, when I was twenty three 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.640 years old, because I'd never spent that much money on anything, 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.040 and I just loved it. And now it's kind of 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:32.800 like I hate to part with it because it meant 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:34.640 so much to me, But I got to get rid. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.280 Of stop right, because you're never gonna wear it again. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.040 Well, here's a text. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:38.960 Somebody said, why don't you auction it for Christmas wish? 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:40.720 That way you feel better about it because you know 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:42.000 the money's going to it a good thing. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.120 We tried that last week and we had a lot 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.600 of fumbles and bumbles. Yeah, we still have things here 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.000 then because people bid on things and then they decide 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.520 they don't want them, so they didn't pay for them. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.280 So I don't want to auction it off. Yeah, so 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.680 how about I maybe I don't know. I think you 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.200 need to give it to it hipster and need some 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:04.000 hipster out there. Hilpster yo, yo, yo, what's up? Hey, 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.680 it's Dave Ryan calling for hipster wish. Yeah, what would 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:07.520 a hipster say? 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.120 No, they would definitely not talk like that, Yo, yo, 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.240 what's up? No more like monotone like who are you? 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:15.240 I will listen to. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.920 The current I hate capitalism. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.160 Name three songs bye, so and so whatever you know 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:20.840 things like that. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.920 Name three songs by Lord here on. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.480 Exactly yeah, exactly, all right, we spend enough time on this. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:29.960 I'm gonna take this off now. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.560 Because of your big biceps or what yeah. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.280 A little bit, yeah, twenty one inch by steps Okay, cue, 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:38.680 wait to move on. We'll be back in a second. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.599 What's coming up next on the show, Jenny. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.480 We're going to do some more Christmas cash calls. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.560 Oh, let's make another Christmas cash call. We'll do that 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.600 coming up next on Katie w B. If you know 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.839 the phrase that pays it is, I want my Dave 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:52.040 Ryan Christmas cash, we call you. You know that? Then, Katy 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.560 w B. Oh right, we were back one hour commercial 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:58.439 free coming up a Christmas wish, the weirdest Christmas song 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:03.280 of all time, which I thought Christmas Shoes was a 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.280 bad Christmas song. Well, we'll play this for you in 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.720 a few minutes here, but first though, it's time try 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.600 it again. Dave Ryan's Christmas Cash. Let's make another phone call. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:13.120 If you know the Dave Ryan Christmas cash phrase that pays. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.199 We had a chance for you to win some Christmas 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.560 cash and the phrase is I want my Dave Ryan 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.920 Christmas cash. Calling a six five to one number. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:26.640 There are times a charm, Yeah, there are times a charm. 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:27.160 Hello. 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.400 Hi is Dave Ryan over at KATWB Radio and we're 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.280 calling people to see if they know the KATIEWB phrase 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.120 that pays, and if you do, I'll give you one 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.800 hundred one dollars in KTWB Christmas cash. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.200 Do you know the Dave Ryan phrase that pays? 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:41.840 Yeah? 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:43.000 I think it's uh. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:50.520 Oh wow that okay? Oh people want No. That is 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:51.520 not bad. 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.760 It was promising because he said, yeah, boy. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.880 He said he did. Let's let's try it again. We're 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.559 going to run of bad luck here, okay, he said, 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.920 let's let's try it. Let's try another Christmas cash call. 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.520 People don't have holiday spirit seventy six to three area 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:05.199 code this time. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:06.680 Okay. I love that town. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.160 Hello, Hi, there is Dave Ryan from Katie w B. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.000 I'm calling with Dave Ryan's Christmas cash and if you 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.440 can give me the phrase that pays, I will give 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.520 you one hundred and one dollars Christmas cash. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:24.320 Do you know the phrase that pays off you saddled? 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.240 Oh? 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.120 Whoa? Now that Oh my gosh. Not aggressive. Not what 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:31.040 I expected. I wasn't even friendly. She didn't even try 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.559 to guess. No, wow, I'll tell you what. We'll try 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.160 to again tomorrow. I'll try to get tomorrow Christmas cash. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.319 Just know the phrase that pays I want my Dave 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.760 Ryan Christmas cash? 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:41.520 What's next? 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:41.959 Mary? 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:43.640 What'd you call me? 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:44.320 Say it again? 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:50.640 Let's play the weirdest worst Christmas song of all time. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.200 There's the Christmas Shoes one. It's like, Okay, the little 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:56.320 boy's mother is dying, so he goes down to Coohle's 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.000 or wherever Christmas even He's like, I want to get 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.120 fift of shoes for my dying mother. 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:10.120 Shoes, Mama, keep going. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:16.160 It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just ho say. 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:18.360 Did you hurby? 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.120 Daddy said, that's not much time. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.959 This is called I want you to listen to this one. 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:30.760 I'm not going to give you a preview, but just listen. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.559 And this is what we've detarted determined is the worst 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.000 Christmas song of all time. Not because of the melody, 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.840 not because of the performance, but because of the whole 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:42.600 damn thing of the whole story. It's called an old 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:50.520 fashioned Christmas On Katie WB What's sick f decided I 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.280 an idea for a Christmas song. Let's have Daddy die. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.520 And then he didn't die, but everybody else on the 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.520 bus die. But that's okay because Daddy came home and 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.240 he's like, hello, I've got a joysy accent. 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:02.680 We get you presents. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.000 Come on over here, kids. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:04.360 Hey. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.320 My favorite part, yes, toy, that was my favorite part 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.400 where she was like, what am I gonna do with 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:09.960 my life? 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.319 But then the kid was just like, who's going to 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:12.040 take me to play? 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:13.640 Yeah, who's gonna buy me? 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:13.880 Toy? 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:14.520 Priorities? 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.080 What the heck? 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:18.680 It's a good old fashioned Christmas terrible song. 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:19.640 And then I always like the. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:23.320 Be be be be beep right, a large this has 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.559 been handed to me. Goodness. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:27.640 I want to be handed a bulletin that says no 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:29.360 survivor can make that happen. I don't want to be 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:34.199 sad or anything like babe bepepe, Let me see what 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.719 I can buy, okay, and what the bulletin's gonna say, 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.000 beet beet. The oscars are moving to YouTube starting in 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:39.760 twenty twenty nine. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:41.600 Wowbe bepat beep beep beep. 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.800 The Miniesauta Hockey Hall of Fame is gonna build in 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.160 Invergrove Heights, plans to open in twenty twenty eight. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.200 Beep beet, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beat. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.959 Billie Eilish is twenty four years old today, d me 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.520 beat beat, beat, beat, beep beep. Just handed this bulletin 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:56.880 Stone Cold Steve Austin turned sixty one. Today, ladies and gentlemen, 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.559 be beepep. Your beep is not very good, and he 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.320 used to be a hire peep. Here we go bb 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.240 b b b b b bbpe. I've just been handed 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.079 a bulletin, Ladies and gentlemen. The way to get to 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.680 do is I've just been handed a bulletin. Ladies and gentlemen. 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.680 Today is bake Cookies Day. It's also answer the phone 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:12.880 like Buddy the Elf Day. Today. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.480 More information coming up as it is given here at 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:20.040 w KDWB headquarters. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.360 Mind are more like official sound and not the old 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.679 timey thing like breaking news like that. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.640 I still think we should do an entire radio show. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.480 Dave in the Transatlantic accent. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.400 How does that sound while we would be talking like 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:34.959 this the entire time, and it would be a very 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:38.400 wonderful radio show to listen to come up next to 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.439 the radio and we will talk to you like this 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:41.640 the entire time. 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:44.640 Thoughts, I can't do it. I think it'd be really fun. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.760 Okay, we are Lucy Goosey today. I don't know if 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.440 you can tell or not, but it is. We're already 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.800 kind of in Christmas like vacation frame of mind. Christmas 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:56.640 is one week away, and we have another Christmas wish 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:58.559 coming up at eight o'clock this morning. We're gonna do 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.240 a little Christmas name that tune. But first though, let's 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.679 catch up on the dirt. On KDBB show one one 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:12.520 three kd WB, Dick Van Dyke's wife Arlene claims that 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:19.560 she is amazingly she's being stalked. Here's Dick Van Dyke's wife, Arlene. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:24.800 There's someone kind of stalking me around Malibu, and I. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.320 Don't feel comfortable even going out on top of everything else, 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.320 so I go to yoga for my health, my mental 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:34.320 health and just to move my body. 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:38.080 And there's some guy, what. 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.480 The heck following her around? Terrible Come on, what is sad. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.760 I haven't heard from Lord in a while, but apparently 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.240 she's giving advice to her fans. Hear what she has 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:55.080 to say, You'll see everything. I really think that's the 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:59.280 only way through this moment, just to feel little. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:01.760 Bring in strong feelings. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:03.240 Couldn't understand the words she said. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.200 She said, bring in strong feelings. Feel your feelings. I 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:07.160 heard every word. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.840 Okay, they didn't resonate with you really quickly. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.760 I do have to give my younger sister Katie a birthday. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:14.320 Happy birthday, Katie. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.200 We both got sad sisters. No we don't. That's my 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:18.280 girlfriend I'm thinking about. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.040 Oh sorry, every birthday. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:25.120 Sag Sagittarius, your aunt Sheila is about to be even 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.640 more annoying on Facebook because now you can nominate your 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:28.040 dog or. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.560 Cat for the first ever Pet Lover's Choice Awards. 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.280 So the first ever Pet Lover's Choice Awards will be 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.840 held in February, and you can enter your dog or 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:40.760 cat in a number of categories. So I can almost 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.320 guarantee that'll be everyone I know who is over the 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.480 age of forty five on Facebook. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:49.200 It's gonna be like, please vote for Tippy. Tippy is 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:52.200 the cutest doag do you remember Kipper the Dog. Oh 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.320 that's a throwback what I used to be on PBS kids. Anyway, 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:57.680 it's good to see just a Bieber kind of performing again. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.280 He was on a Twitch live stream and he tried 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:02.800 to cover eminem verse on forget about dre don't be 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:04.040 chasing next to a burn. 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.000 Doll house, and half of a guess and half it 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:07.840 a minute? Still whoop about out right here? 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:17.040 But stay on any one of the songs we plan 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.320 on our station the course nice try that is the 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.200 dirt brought you by six one two, injured Himer and 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:28.960 lambers in jurry law. Christmas wish twenty minutes away, let's 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.000 get into oh little Christmas. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:33.600 Name that tune? 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:37.160 Are you guys ready? All right? So the way you 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:38.840 name that tune works is I will give you a 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.520 little clue on a song. And remember there are all 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.800 Christmas songs because we are now a week away from 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:46.760 Christmas Day, so exciting. Now, what you have to do 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:51.240 is bid on how many seconds you will need to 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:57.840 name that Christmas song. Any questions, No, actually I have Okay, 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.120 here we go sit on Santa's lap and ask for 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:05.120 a win. Because all these songs are Christmas songs and yeah, 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.360 oh oh, here we go. Clue number one. Bailey, you're 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:13.800 up first. Don't get anything for me? Maybe just a 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:18.080 large semi aquatic mammal native to sub Saharan Africa. 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:19.879 Haha. 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:20.800 I think she knows it. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:22.000 I think I know it. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:25.320 This is my sister's favorite Christmas song. You think I 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.600 can name that tune in one second? 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:37.880 Well, damn, Bailey, name that tune that my friend. 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:39.480 Is. 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:42.960 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I wanta. 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:48.000 Hip Okay, Bailey on the board. 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.920 Bailey, questionable Christmas songs because who thought a hippo would 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:52.840 be a great Christmas gift? 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:53.200 She did? 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.760 Let her live next flu You're gonna bit first. So 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:01.480 eight thousand and seven hundred six hours ago you pretty 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:05.639 much broke me. So this year I'm du win done 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:10.920