Speaker 1: Bryan Show is now on YouTube every morning starting at
Speaker 1: seven am.
Speaker 2: Just searched Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 3: We picked up my boy Carson at the airport last night.
Speaker 3: Carson is now home for the holidays. I love that.
Speaker 3: And the first thing that happened, he's like, he's got
Speaker 3: a spot on the couch. And the first thing that
Speaker 3: happened is the cat hopped up on his lap, and
Speaker 3: then the dog hopped up and started licking his face.
Speaker 3: They were very happy to see Carson.
Speaker 4: Bernie likes Carson because I know Bernie's bar. He just
Speaker 4: came around a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that dogs in cassn sense if someone,
Speaker 3: if a person likes them, and they can tell that
Speaker 3: Carson loves him.
Speaker 2: So they're like, this guy is kind of cool.
Speaker 3: It is kind of cool. So also last night I
Speaker 3: watched the iHeart jingle Ball on Channel five last night.
Speaker 3: It was really good, good, it was really good. They
Speaker 3: they would it was quick moving, so they'd give like,
Speaker 3: you know, five minutes or even like maybe two minutes
Speaker 3: to some of the lesser known acts. Then they'd move
Speaker 3: on to something else. And they had all tons of
Speaker 3: fun backstage, like interviews and activities and things like that.
Speaker 3: A sporty spot was there. Mel C was there and
Speaker 3: it was like she was with a bunch of ten
Speaker 3: year olds and I'm like, they have no idea who
Speaker 3: they're standing next to. But it was super cool. I
Speaker 3: think it's going to replay on Hulu.
Speaker 5: It's on Hulu, Yeah, next day, So now, yeah, a.
Speaker 2: Couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: It's actually pretty cool. We're gonna do a little game
Speaker 3: here called the Dave Ryan Christmas Cash Game. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: call different random numbers here and see if you know
Speaker 3: the Dave Ryan phrase that pays, which is I want
Speaker 3: my Dave Ryan Christmas Cash, And if you answer that
Speaker 3: with the phrase that pays, I will give you one
Speaker 3: hundred and one dollars cash. Ready to make phone.
Speaker 2: Calls, so I just have to say I want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I will ask you, so you know, we
Speaker 3: a'll show how it works. I call right now, dial
Speaker 3: in a seven six three area code right now for
Speaker 3: Christmas Cash. Hello, Hi is Dave Ryan from KTWB with
Speaker 3: the Dave Ryan Christmas Cash call. And if you know
Speaker 3: the Dave Ryan phrase that pays, I would love to
Speaker 3: give you one hundred and one dollars in Christmas cash.
Speaker 3: Do you know the phrase that pays.
Speaker 1: Your show sucks you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, well that Oh well that that didn't That
Speaker 3: didn't go the way the week we plan. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: not well, let's try let's try it again.
Speaker 5: They probably didn't hear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the phrase that pays is I want my
Speaker 3: Dave Ryan Christmas cash. Okay, so let's call here. Let's
Speaker 3: say six five one area code. Watch for your phone
Speaker 3: to bring.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Dave Ryan over at Katie w B and
Speaker 3: I'm calling with Dave Ryan's Christmas cash. If you can
Speaker 3: give me the phrase that pays, I would love to
Speaker 3: give you one hundred one dollars in Christmas cash. Do
Speaker 3: you know the Dave Ryan phrase that pays?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, piss off man?
Speaker 3: Why would she man? Boobs?
Speaker 2: That's kind of mean.
Speaker 8: That's yeah, Well, they're trying to give your book cash.
Speaker 8: Why would they be so rude? It just didn't quite
Speaker 8: go the way I want to. Let's change the subject,
Speaker 8: or we'll try that. We'll try Christmas cash a little
Speaker 8: bit later on soar it. We're going through stuff at
Speaker 8: our house and I found something buried in a closet
Speaker 8: that I treasured. I went down to when I was
Speaker 8: probably twenty two to twenty three years old, I spotted
Speaker 8: in Lazarus in Columbus, Ohio, which was their version of
Speaker 8: Dayton's a bomber jacket made out of beautiful leather and
Speaker 8: it's got like military patches all over it, and it's
Speaker 8: very cool and I love this thing. It was like
Speaker 8: three hundred dollars, probably the most money I'd ever spent
Speaker 8: on anything in my life, and I saved up four
Speaker 8: it because I didn't make any money back then, and
Speaker 8: I bought this thing and I treasured it and I
Speaker 8: loved it. And then you know, after a while, I
Speaker 8: put it in the closet and it's moved with us
Speaker 8: four or five times.
Speaker 3: I never touch it anymore. I'm gonna hold it up
Speaker 3: if you want to see it on YouTube, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hold it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see it Dave Ryan TV on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Go click now.
Speaker 3: Okay, So here's the jacket. If you go look and
Speaker 3: I'll hold it up for a while. I give you
Speaker 3: a chance to get your phone out. So there it is.
Speaker 3: It is a size what is it forty? Is a
Speaker 3: size forty? Shut up? And it has got like here's
Speaker 3: the back okay, and what describe the jacket.
Speaker 1: So it is like a lighter brown leather color. It's
Speaker 1: giving top gun. But then it's got all of these
Speaker 1: like super duper colorful patches all over it. Honestly, it's
Speaker 1: something that I would wear cool, like cool patches. This
Speaker 1: one's got like a cat something that's got the number fifty.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what that means. A bumblebee riding
Speaker 2: a tattoo gun. It looks like I have no white
Speaker 2: machine gun or a machine gun.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's it's very eighties. It's very eighties, but
Speaker 1: it's nice, it seems solid, seems.
Speaker 3: Heavy, is really cool jacket. I just don't want it anymore,
Speaker 3: and I don't And I tried to sell it on eBay.
Speaker 3: Nobody bid on this thing on eBay because you said
Speaker 3: nobody buys anything on eBay anymore.
Speaker 1: I think like the the I see, I feel like
Speaker 1: the people who would want to wear that jacket like
Speaker 1: live in Uptown and.
Speaker 2: Go to record stores a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not the kinds of people that hang out
Speaker 1: on eBay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like, and what did you title it on eBay?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And a leather jacket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got to be more descriptive yeah.
Speaker 10: Well I don't remember, but something like that, yeah, like brown, yeah, leather, yeah,
Speaker 10: one of a kind, throwing the words top gun.
Speaker 5: Why don't you ask Jenny's the Facebook marketplace queen.
Speaker 3: Yes, help you sell it, Jenny.
Speaker 7: I don't sell a lot of clothes, but I do
Speaker 7: think you could sell that on marketplace if you do
Speaker 7: have the quality key words like vintage, like one of
Speaker 7: a kind and stuff on marketplace. Yeah, I think it could.
Speaker 7: I don't know, do you want to say or you
Speaker 7: probably don't remember how much you paid for it?
Speaker 3: Seriously, it's like three hundred dollars, which in today's dollars
Speaker 3: is like seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 7: Do let's see my Internet slow inflation calculator. I'm like, well,
Speaker 7: write that. But also I'm going to see if I
Speaker 7: can get to marketplace quick and see what leather jackets
Speaker 7: are selling for right now.
Speaker 5: As must as you try to sell it for on eBay.
Speaker 3: I think I start my minimum bid at like nine
Speaker 3: to ninety nine, wow, because then it gets people vested
Speaker 3: in it. Now they want to keep bidding.
Speaker 4: Can't I keep forgetting? eBay is bidding and not just
Speaker 4: this is the problem.
Speaker 3: You can you can do buy it now, Okay.
Speaker 2: I do like that.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's kind of you know, worn weathered
Speaker 1: rather yes weather, it's it's faux weathered in genuine leather,
Speaker 1: made in Korea, made in Korea, fine, fine country.
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean I do think you could get close
Speaker 7: to like one hundred or more if you put it
Speaker 7: up on marketplace.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: There's one that's a It has beautifully colored genuine leather.
Speaker 7: Hind Jerrick vintage biker jacket. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 7: but they have it up for two hundred. There's another
Speaker 7: vintage ll Being Shore jacket that's up for one fifty.
Speaker 3: It's in great condition. I mean I didn't wear it
Speaker 3: that much. It's got a couple of looks like sharpy
Speaker 3: markers stains inside, but other than that, my arms getting
Speaker 3: tired from holding up. Oh, put it on. Ah, that's
Speaker 3: a good idea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those.
Speaker 2: Give us the old.
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go, Okay, okay, I mean it fits okay.
Speaker 7: To the camera. They can see the back.
Speaker 1: I feel like, isn't there a picture of you wearing this,
Speaker 1: like from a long long time ago.
Speaker 3: Possibly, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've had to go through all of your pictures many.
Speaker 3: But I think the thing is is, like the weird
Speaker 3: thing is this meant so much to me. This was
Speaker 3: my one prized possession, yeah, when I was twenty three
Speaker 3: years old, because I'd never spent that much money on anything,
Speaker 3: and I just loved it. And now it's kind of
Speaker 3: like I hate to part with it because it meant
Speaker 3: so much to me, But I got to get rid.
Speaker 2: Of stop right, because you're never gonna wear it again.
Speaker 5: Well, here's a text.
Speaker 4: Somebody said, why don't you auction it for Christmas wish?
Speaker 4: That way you feel better about it because you know
Speaker 4: the money's going to it a good thing.
Speaker 3: We tried that last week and we had a lot
Speaker 3: of fumbles and bumbles. Yeah, we still have things here
Speaker 3: then because people bid on things and then they decide
Speaker 3: they don't want them, so they didn't pay for them.
Speaker 3: So I don't want to auction it off. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: how about I maybe I don't know. I think you
Speaker 3: need to give it to it hipster and need some
Speaker 3: hipster out there. Hilpster yo, yo, yo, what's up? Hey,
Speaker 3: it's Dave Ryan calling for hipster wish. Yeah, what would
Speaker 3: a hipster say?
Speaker 7: No, they would definitely not talk like that, Yo, yo,
Speaker 7: what's up? No more like monotone like who are you?
Speaker 7: I will listen to.
Speaker 3: The current I hate capitalism.
Speaker 1: Name three songs bye, so and so whatever you know
Speaker 1: things like that.
Speaker 7: Name three songs by Lord here on.
Speaker 3: Exactly yeah, exactly, all right, we spend enough time on this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take this off now.
Speaker 7: Because of your big biceps or what yeah.
Speaker 3: A little bit, yeah, twenty one inch by steps Okay, cue,
Speaker 3: wait to move on. We'll be back in a second.
Speaker 3: What's coming up next on the show, Jenny.
Speaker 7: We're going to do some more Christmas cash calls.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's make another Christmas cash call. We'll do that
Speaker 3: coming up next on Katie w B. If you know
Speaker 3: the phrase that pays it is, I want my Dave
Speaker 3: Ryan Christmas cash, we call you. You know that? Then, Katy
Speaker 3: w B. Oh right, we were back one hour commercial
Speaker 3: free coming up a Christmas wish, the weirdest Christmas song
Speaker 3: of all time, which I thought Christmas Shoes was a
Speaker 3: bad Christmas song. Well, we'll play this for you in
Speaker 3: a few minutes here, but first though, it's time try
Speaker 3: it again. Dave Ryan's Christmas Cash. Let's make another phone call.
Speaker 3: If you know the Dave Ryan Christmas cash phrase that pays.
Speaker 3: We had a chance for you to win some Christmas
Speaker 3: cash and the phrase is I want my Dave Ryan
Speaker 3: Christmas cash. Calling a six five to one number.
Speaker 4: There are times a charm, Yeah, there are times a charm.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi is Dave Ryan over at KATWB Radio and we're
Speaker 3: calling people to see if they know the KATIEWB phrase
Speaker 3: that pays, and if you do, I'll give you one
Speaker 3: hundred one dollars in KTWB Christmas cash.
Speaker 2: Do you know the Dave Ryan phrase that pays?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it's uh.
Speaker 3: Oh wow that okay? Oh people want No. That is
Speaker 3: not bad.
Speaker 2: It was promising because he said, yeah, boy.
Speaker 3: He said he did. Let's let's try it again. We're
Speaker 3: going to run of bad luck here, okay, he said,
Speaker 3: let's let's try it. Let's try another Christmas cash call.
Speaker 3: People don't have holiday spirit seventy six to three area
Speaker 3: code this time.
Speaker 5: Okay. I love that town.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, there is Dave Ryan from Katie w B.
Speaker 3: I'm calling with Dave Ryan's Christmas cash and if you
Speaker 3: can give me the phrase that pays, I will give
Speaker 3: you one hundred and one dollars Christmas cash.
Speaker 2: Do you know the phrase that pays off you saddled?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Whoa? Now that Oh my gosh. Not aggressive. Not what
Speaker 3: I expected. I wasn't even friendly. She didn't even try
Speaker 3: to guess. No, wow, I'll tell you what. We'll try
Speaker 3: to again tomorrow. I'll try to get tomorrow Christmas cash.
Speaker 3: Just know the phrase that pays I want my Dave
Speaker 3: Ryan Christmas cash?
Speaker 5: What's next?
Speaker 9: Mary?
Speaker 3: What'd you call me?
Speaker 5: Say it again?
Speaker 3: Let's play the weirdest worst Christmas song of all time.
Speaker 3: There's the Christmas Shoes one. It's like, Okay, the little
Speaker 3: boy's mother is dying, so he goes down to Coohle's
Speaker 3: or wherever Christmas even He's like, I want to get
Speaker 3: fift of shoes for my dying mother.
Speaker 2: Shoes, Mama, keep going.
Speaker 7: It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just ho say.
Speaker 2: Did you hurby?
Speaker 7: Daddy said, that's not much time.
Speaker 3: This is called I want you to listen to this one.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to give you a preview, but just listen.
Speaker 3: And this is what we've detarted determined is the worst
Speaker 3: Christmas song of all time. Not because of the melody,
Speaker 3: not because of the performance, but because of the whole
Speaker 3: damn thing of the whole story. It's called an old
Speaker 3: fashioned Christmas On Katie WB What's sick f decided I
Speaker 3: an idea for a Christmas song. Let's have Daddy die.
Speaker 3: And then he didn't die, but everybody else on the
Speaker 3: bus die. But that's okay because Daddy came home and
Speaker 3: he's like, hello, I've got a joysy accent.
Speaker 2: We get you presents.
Speaker 3: Come on over here, kids.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 4: My favorite part, yes, toy, that was my favorite part
Speaker 4: where she was like, what am I gonna do with
Speaker 4: my life?
Speaker 5: But then the kid was just like, who's going to
Speaker 5: take me to play?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's gonna buy me?
Speaker 1: Toy?
Speaker 5: Priorities?
Speaker 2: What the heck?
Speaker 3: It's a good old fashioned Christmas terrible song.
Speaker 2: And then I always like the.
Speaker 5: Be be be be beep right, a large this has
Speaker 5: been handed to me. Goodness.
Speaker 3: I want to be handed a bulletin that says no
Speaker 3: survivor can make that happen. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: sad or anything like babe bepepe, Let me see what
Speaker 3: I can buy, okay, and what the bulletin's gonna say,
Speaker 3: beet beet. The oscars are moving to YouTube starting in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 5: Wowbe bepat beep beep beep.
Speaker 3: The Miniesauta Hockey Hall of Fame is gonna build in
Speaker 3: Invergrove Heights, plans to open in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 5: Beep beet, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beat.
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish is twenty four years old today, d me
Speaker 3: beat beat, beat, beat, beep beep. Just handed this bulletin
Speaker 3: Stone Cold Steve Austin turned sixty one. Today, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 3: be beepep. Your beep is not very good, and he
Speaker 3: used to be a hire peep. Here we go bb
Speaker 3: b b b b b bbpe. I've just been handed
Speaker 3: a bulletin, Ladies and gentlemen. The way to get to
Speaker 3: do is I've just been handed a bulletin. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Today is bake Cookies Day. It's also answer the phone
Speaker 3: like Buddy the Elf Day. Today.
Speaker 2: More information coming up as it is given here at
Speaker 2: w KDWB headquarters.
Speaker 7: Mind are more like official sound and not the old
Speaker 7: timey thing like breaking news like that.
Speaker 1: I still think we should do an entire radio show.
Speaker 1: Dave in the Transatlantic accent.
Speaker 9: How does that sound while we would be talking like
Speaker 9: this the entire time, and it would be a very
Speaker 9: wonderful radio show to listen to come up next to
Speaker 9: the radio and we will talk to you like this
Speaker 9: the entire time.
Speaker 2: Thoughts, I can't do it. I think it'd be really fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, we are Lucy Goosey today. I don't know if
Speaker 3: you can tell or not, but it is. We're already
Speaker 3: kind of in Christmas like vacation frame of mind. Christmas
Speaker 3: is one week away, and we have another Christmas wish
Speaker 3: coming up at eight o'clock this morning. We're gonna do
Speaker 3: a little Christmas name that tune. But first though, let's
Speaker 3: catch up on the dirt. On KDBB show one one
Speaker 3: three kd WB, Dick Van Dyke's wife Arlene claims that
Speaker 3: she is amazingly she's being stalked. Here's Dick Van Dyke's wife, Arlene.
Speaker 2: There's someone kind of stalking me around Malibu, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't feel comfortable even going out on top of everything else,
Speaker 1: so I go to yoga for my health, my mental
Speaker 1: health and just to move my body.
Speaker 7: And there's some guy, what.
Speaker 2: The heck following her around? Terrible Come on, what is sad.
Speaker 7: I haven't heard from Lord in a while, but apparently
Speaker 7: she's giving advice to her fans. Hear what she has
Speaker 7: to say, You'll see everything. I really think that's the
Speaker 7: only way through this moment, just to feel little.
Speaker 2: Bring in strong feelings.
Speaker 3: Couldn't understand the words she said.
Speaker 2: She said, bring in strong feelings. Feel your feelings. I
Speaker 2: heard every word.
Speaker 1: Okay, they didn't resonate with you really quickly.
Speaker 7: I do have to give my younger sister Katie a birthday.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Katie.
Speaker 5: We both got sad sisters. No we don't. That's my
Speaker 5: girlfriend I'm thinking about.
Speaker 7: Oh sorry, every birthday.
Speaker 1: Sag Sagittarius, your aunt Sheila is about to be even
Speaker 1: more annoying on Facebook because now you can nominate your
Speaker 1: dog or.
Speaker 2: Cat for the first ever Pet Lover's Choice Awards.
Speaker 1: So the first ever Pet Lover's Choice Awards will be
Speaker 1: held in February, and you can enter your dog or
Speaker 1: cat in a number of categories. So I can almost
Speaker 1: guarantee that'll be everyone I know who is over the
Speaker 1: age of forty five on Facebook.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be like, please vote for Tippy. Tippy is
Speaker 6: the cutest doag do you remember Kipper the Dog. Oh
Speaker 6: that's a throwback what I used to be on PBS kids. Anyway,
Speaker 6: it's good to see just a Bieber kind of performing again.
Speaker 6: He was on a Twitch live stream and he tried
Speaker 6: to cover eminem verse on forget about dre don't be
Speaker 6: chasing next to a burn.
Speaker 5: Doll house, and half of a guess and half it
Speaker 5: a minute? Still whoop about out right here?
Speaker 3: But stay on any one of the songs we plan
Speaker 3: on our station the course nice try that is the
Speaker 3: dirt brought you by six one two, injured Himer and
Speaker 3: lambers in jurry law. Christmas wish twenty minutes away, let's
Speaker 3: get into oh little Christmas.
Speaker 2: Name that tune?
Speaker 3: Are you guys ready? All right? So the way you
Speaker 3: name that tune works is I will give you a
Speaker 3: little clue on a song. And remember there are all
Speaker 3: Christmas songs because we are now a week away from
Speaker 3: Christmas Day, so exciting. Now, what you have to do
Speaker 3: is bid on how many seconds you will need to
Speaker 3: name that Christmas song. Any questions, No, actually I have Okay,
Speaker 3: here we go sit on Santa's lap and ask for
Speaker 3: a win. Because all these songs are Christmas songs and yeah,
Speaker 3: oh oh, here we go. Clue number one. Bailey, you're
Speaker 3: up first. Don't get anything for me? Maybe just a
Speaker 3: large semi aquatic mammal native to sub Saharan Africa.
Speaker 2: Haha.
Speaker 5: I think she knows it.
Speaker 2: I think I know it.
Speaker 1: This is my sister's favorite Christmas song. You think I
Speaker 1: can name that tune in one second?
Speaker 5: Well, damn, Bailey, name that tune that my friend.
Speaker 1: Is.
Speaker 2: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I wanta.
Speaker 3: Hip Okay, Bailey on the board.
Speaker 4: Bailey, questionable Christmas songs because who thought a hippo would
Speaker 4: be a great Christmas gift?
Speaker 2: She did?
Speaker 3: Let her live next flu You're gonna bit first. So
Speaker 3: eight thousand and seven hundred six hours ago you pretty
Speaker 3: much broke me. So this year I'm du win done
Speaker 3: with you. I'll read it again for you, yes please.
Speaker 3: So eight thousand, seven hundred and sixty hours ago, you
Speaker 3: pretty much broke me. So this year I am du
Speaker 3: win done with you.
Speaker 5: I feel like that number means something. Trying to think indeed.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bailey, Yeah, I think I can name that tune
Speaker 1: in three seconds. Oh, I said I could name that
Speaker 1: tune in two seconds all.
Speaker 5: Right, Bailey, name that tune. That was a generous two seconds?
Speaker 2: Two seconds. It's okay because I know it and that
Speaker 2: is my friend going to be last Christmas?
Speaker 3: Okay. Score is now two for me? Okay?
Speaker 5: And how many do I have here?
Speaker 9: You have?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: Okay? Christmas songs is the theme? Here we go, Bailey,
Speaker 3: you bid first on this one. So she's just kind
Speaker 3: of chilling until you show up and when you do
Speaker 3: give her a smooch. So she's just kind of chilling
Speaker 3: until you show up and when you do give her
Speaker 3: a smooch.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can name that tune in three seconds because
Speaker 1: I need to get on the board.
Speaker 5: I think I could name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 2: Nay, that too?
Speaker 5: Is that holly jolly Christmas?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: I don't get the correlation to the clue.
Speaker 3: Uh well, he says somebody he waits for you kiss
Speaker 3: her once for me. Yeah. It was like she's just
Speaker 3: kind of telling chill until you show up when you
Speaker 3: do give her a smooch.
Speaker 5: Gotcha.
Speaker 3: I only know that holly jolly Christmas part of that song. Okay,
Speaker 3: you're gonna bed first on this one. I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: flirt with Santa. And see if he'll bring me something
Speaker 3: really expensive. Bailey, bidding first, just want this bidding first.
Speaker 1: And I think I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 1: I also said one second, name that tune.
Speaker 11: Santa Baby. Yep, that's such a good song. Yeah, I
Speaker 11: love that song.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I always imagine Betty Boop every time I hear the voice.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, because it sounds like Betty Boom. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 3: here we go next one, Bayle, You're gonna bit first.
Speaker 3: This former boy band member song simply is kind of lame,
Speaker 3: but people love it anyway. I'm gonna read it to
Speaker 3: you again and read some words into the clue here. Okay,
Speaker 3: this former boy band member song is simply kind of lame,
Speaker 3: but people love it anyway.
Speaker 1: I feel like you gave it away by that because
Speaker 1: I know it because it is truly my least favorite
Speaker 1: Christmas song of all time.
Speaker 2: I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 5: Well, Bailey Jay, name that tune.
Speaker 2: Awful, awful song that.
Speaker 1: Is simply heaven how wonderful Christmas time.
Speaker 3: Here's on the score.
Speaker 2: Now I have three vontes.
Speaker 6: Two.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go with another clue. Vant You're gonna
Speaker 3: be first on this one. Behold the season of resplendent
Speaker 3: wonder and unparalleled delight. What I said, Behold the season
Speaker 3: of resplendent wonder and unparalleled delight. Behold the season.
Speaker 4: This is one of those rounds where the clues get
Speaker 4: progressively harder. I think, Bailey, I can name that tune
Speaker 4: in three seconds. Oh, I said I could name that
Speaker 4: tune in two seconds.
Speaker 5: Well, golly gosh, darted, Bailey, name that tune?
Speaker 3: Okay, how many seconds?
Speaker 5: Two?
Speaker 9: That is?
Speaker 2: It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's the moment. Okay, here we go. Bailey bids first,
Speaker 3: and we got a couple of more rounds to go.
Speaker 3: Unname that tune. All of them are Christmas song. I
Speaker 3: gotta get some points. Bid aggressively, vauntae aggressive, Holy buckets,
Speaker 3: your mom's mom and Vixen got into a little bit
Speaker 3: of a situation. Yes, she died. Holy buckets, Your mom's
Speaker 3: mom and Vixen got into a little bit of a situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah she died.
Speaker 1: And I apologize because I get to bid first, right,
Speaker 1: believe that's the case. And I think I'm gonna it aggressively.
Speaker 1: As they say, I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 5: Barely name that tune?
Speaker 2: That is, Uh, Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Yep,
Speaker 2: grandma got run over by a Right?
Speaker 3: Okay, vaught. Here we go. Watch the score. I don't
Speaker 3: know that you can win.
Speaker 2: I have five vontests.
Speaker 10: Two.
Speaker 5: Let us know how you're doing. If you're playing in
Speaker 5: your car or wherever you're listening, you can text us.
Speaker 3: All right, Here we go, vant final round. Name that
Speaker 3: tune Christmas songs. Turns out this song is kind of creepy,
Speaker 3: but have another drink and maybe you won't even notice.
Speaker 3: Turns out this song is kind of creepy, But have
Speaker 3: another drink and maybe you won't even notice.
Speaker 4: All right, because I need anything on the board, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna name that Can I name that tune in point
Speaker 4: five seconds?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you said aggressively.
Speaker 5: All right, I can name that tune in one second?
Speaker 3: Bailey?
Speaker 2: All right, I said two, So vont name that tune?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: Is that baby it's cold outside?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Baby, it's fair.
Speaker 3: Look Okay, Bailey is the winner. I named that tune.
Speaker 3: Here are your songs to choose from. I want Hippopotamus
Speaker 3: for Christmas. Last Christmas Holly Jolly Christmas, Santa Baby, Wonderful
Speaker 3: Christmas Time, the most wonderful time of the Year by
Speaker 3: Andy Williams. Grandma got run over by a reindeer or
Speaker 3: baby it's cold outside Bailey.
Speaker 2: I will be choosing most Wonderful time of the year by.
Speaker 3: Andy will You got it daily good choice on k
Speaker 3: d w B. And that is name that tune on KDEWBS.
Speaker 3: Somebody just said it's so cool. I love that people
Speaker 3: love this game. Somebody said, I want to use that
Speaker 3: for my office so office holiday work party. Can you
Speaker 3: send me a copy of the clues and answers? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll take care of it. So you know we're influencers here,
Speaker 3: we are. I'm Katie.
Speaker 4: We got to find a way to get you to
Speaker 4: put that in games by James or something. Could you
Speaker 4: you have your week's your clues be top tier?
Speaker 5: Well, thank you very much. Every week, not every week,
Speaker 5: not every week.
Speaker 3: But no, that's a lot of fun. All right, it's KDWB.
Speaker 3: There's a big We've always done something at Christmas one way,
Speaker 3: but I know other people who do it another way.
Speaker 3: We always open our presence Christmas morning, always and forever,
Speaker 3: ever since I was a little kid. I think maybe
Speaker 3: for a time we were able to open one on
Speaker 3: Christmas Eve, but we always do it Christmas Morning. There's
Speaker 3: just it seems more magical that way. So I want
Speaker 3: to do a pro and con tomorrow at about this time,
Speaker 3: where you'll be on and you will argue the which
Speaker 3: way you want to do it? Which way is better?
Speaker 3: Do you open your presence on Christmas Eve because it's
Speaker 3: like it's Christmas Eve? Yeah, well let's have a good time.
Speaker 3: You get to stay up all night watch Christmas movies
Speaker 3: and play with you or new whatever it is. Or
Speaker 3: do you wait until the next morning. So I need
Speaker 3: two people to call me at six five, one, nine,
Speaker 3: eight nine ADWB who are pretty serious about this. You
Speaker 3: can be pretty passionate convincing about this. To be on
Speaker 3: the show tomorrow at this time, you'll have overnight to
Speaker 3: write like some notes and be convincing about which one
Speaker 3: is better. Okay, so we need somebody who's pro. It's
Speaker 3: pro and con. But it's also Christmas Eve presents or
Speaker 3: Christmas Morning presents? Which are you, Bailey?
Speaker 2: We're Christmas Morning people present people?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know, I guess we like to have
Speaker 1: the glaring blare of the sunshine in the windows as
Speaker 1: we open.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenny, what about you?
Speaker 7: I'm Christmas Morning. Well, it's changed because my parents got divorced,
Speaker 7: so we do do Christmas with my dad now, and
Speaker 7: then we do Christmas Morning with my mom. Growing up,
Speaker 7: when my parents were divorced, we did still do morning
Speaker 7: for both parents and had to like switch off with that.
Speaker 3: Yes, we okay call me six five, one nine eight
Speaker 3: nine kd WB because we need a pro and we
Speaker 3: need a con both ways, and we'll get you on
Speaker 3: the show tomorrow. That'd be kind of fun for you
Speaker 3: to be on KOW. Tell all your friends, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be on KWB. That's awesome. Turn it up
Speaker 3: on my Facebook page randomly, I was thinking about old
Speaker 3: pets today. If you've got an old dog or an
Speaker 3: old cat, sent on my Facebook Dave Ryan KATWB to
Speaker 3: post a picture of your dog or cat that's old
Speaker 3: and let me know how old they are. I think
Speaker 3: the oldest one is a twenty one year old cat
Speaker 3: that we've got on there, right, twenty twenty one year
Speaker 3: old cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my god.
Speaker 1: My sister just had to put down her dog, but
Speaker 1: he was like eighteen, like he was seventeen or eighteen.
Speaker 2: That dog was old as balls, seventeen or eighteen.
Speaker 3: That's was the little dog he was.
Speaker 2: He was a puggle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so the little dogs live to be a
Speaker 3: little bit long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like he was dying for about three years.
Speaker 1: Dude, clung on.
Speaker 3: I gotcha, my nails in here, I gotcha, all right,
Speaker 3: So go ahead and death for pros and cons call me.
Speaker 3: I think we have some callers on the phone right now. Yeah, okay, good,
Speaker 3: it's time for We're just minutes away from another brand
Speaker 3: new Christmas wish that's coming up live as it happens.
Speaker 3: But right now we'll do this.
Speaker 1: Dave, have you ever received a gift for Christmas that
Speaker 1: really screams this person doesn't know me at all whatsoever?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, a couple, But the biggest one was
Speaker 3: a girl I was dating when I was twenty and
Speaker 3: she bought me a cowboy themed hotel ice bucket. Now,
Speaker 3: when you go into a hotel, there's an ice bucket
Speaker 3: on the counter, and she bought me one that had
Speaker 3: fake leather. The handles on it were stirrups, and the
Speaker 3: handle on the top was a horse's head. It had
Speaker 3: fringe on it. It was the ugliest gd thing I'd
Speaker 3: ever seen. I had no use. I had a refrigerator. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where in the world was going to take an ice bucket?
Speaker 3: But she was sweet. She was not the brightest bulb
Speaker 3: on the tree, but then again, neither am I. Yea,
Speaker 3: So she bought me this and it was like what
Speaker 3: But of course I did my best to make to
Speaker 3: make it out, make it feel like, man, this is great.
Speaker 2: I can put ice in there. It's kind of horse
Speaker 2: head for the handle.
Speaker 3: How did you know?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Back in the day when I had a living boyfriend
Speaker 1: and we had broken up but we're still living together,
Speaker 1: we felt well, I felt obligated to get him a
Speaker 1: Christmas present, so I got him something that he would like.
Speaker 1: And then I think he panicked and he was like,
Speaker 1: oh crap, I have to get you something now. And
Speaker 1: he bought me a hideous, hideous red sweatshirt that I
Speaker 1: would have never picked out. The tag was still on it.
Speaker 1: Clearly he ran over to target grab that and that's
Speaker 1: all I got. But I also know plenty of people
Speaker 1: who have gotten things from like gas stations that really screams.
Speaker 2: I picked this up on my way over here.
Speaker 1: Yes, like here's a Teddy bear wearing a Santa hat,
Speaker 1: or here's a deodorant and body wash gift set, thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 3: I found an article I can to see if I
Speaker 3: can find it for you, and I can't find it
Speaker 3: right now. But it is gifts that scream, yeah, I
Speaker 3: picked this up on the way over here, and right
Speaker 3: now I'm not it. You got it, okay? Read of course,
Speaker 3: because these are gifts that you scream that I didn't
Speaker 3: put any thought into this.
Speaker 2: Yes, this one says. A coworker gifted me a.
Speaker 1: Box of scones from Panera for a work secret Santa
Speaker 1: exchange we worked at Panera.
Speaker 5: Fabulous.
Speaker 1: My brother once brought everything everyone Velvet art that he
Speaker 1: clearly bought at a gas station on the way to
Speaker 1: the party, velvet art, six pack with five beers, fabulous,
Speaker 1: lottery tickets, body wash, a coffee mug. I hate getting
Speaker 1: coffee mugs, let's be honest.
Speaker 3: I think it's very sweet, and a lot of the
Speaker 3: time it's like being know a nurse. It's like, you know,
Speaker 3: like World's Greatest nurse or something like that. But everybody's
Speaker 3: got so many coffee mugs and it's still I think
Speaker 3: it's better than like, nothing better than what velvet art
Speaker 3: from the gas? Yeah? Yeah, lottery tickets is always a
Speaker 3: good one. I think that's always a sweet pressure, right.
Speaker 1: I think as long as you like bunch it all
Speaker 1: together and kind of wrap it together, anything can be
Speaker 1: really cute my humble opinion.
Speaker 2: But no, the person you're getting a gift for.
Speaker 1: But honestly, that's what streusses me out about Christmas is
Speaker 1: that I have to think about you in a very
Speaker 1: deep sense in order to know exactly what it is
Speaker 1: I should get you, versus just getting you a teddy
Speaker 1: bear with a Santa hat.
Speaker 3: The commerci well, that's adorable. The commercial that is on
Speaker 3: all the time. It's for Amazon, and you've seen it.
Speaker 3: It bugs me to death. It's like you drew your
Speaker 3: girlfriend's dad and the Christmas present exchange and there's dad
Speaker 3: with a grumpy face and he opens up a present
Speaker 3: he's given the son in law or the boyfriend a
Speaker 3: dirty look and then he pulls out like one of
Speaker 3: those theogun you know things and he ends up smiling.
Speaker 3: But it's like, what a D word? You don't? I mean,
Speaker 3: I know it's a commercial. I know it's not real.
Speaker 3: And I know it's supposed to be silly and funny,
Speaker 3: but it's like, I don't care who you are. If
Speaker 3: you get me a bag of jelly beans for Christmas,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, you know, oh man, thank you
Speaker 3: very much. And then I'll say to Susan later, yeah,
Speaker 3: he got me a bag of jelly beans. What a
Speaker 3: dumb ass.
Speaker 7: You're a good person. The amount of like in laws
Speaker 7: or whatever that are not as great as people I
Speaker 7: know some that like have to deal with crappy in
Speaker 7: laws like that, So I think it's pretty relatable that
Speaker 7: you're like, oh god, I'm not gonna like it.
Speaker 1: Just text says one time, my cousin got me a
Speaker 1: box of rocks. It was a box filled with tiny
Speaker 1: pieces of labeled rocks, not like cool rocks, just a
Speaker 1: bunch of different brown rocks.
Speaker 2: Wow, but they were labeled. How exciting. This personays.
Speaker 1: I love getting really high quality mugs. It's definitely a
Speaker 1: difference between high quality mug and gas station one. They
Speaker 1: have to say something catchy like be kind or something
Speaker 1: about busiess be kind mug or something about bitious.
Speaker 3: Nice all right, thank you. We had some requests for
Speaker 3: this song it's a Christmas classic. It is the story
Speaker 3: of the Little airhorn Boy. On Katie WB you've heard
Speaker 3: the touching Christmas story of the Little drummer Boy, a
Speaker 3: boy who traveled to see the Baby Jesus and showed
Speaker 3: his adoration by playing his drum. But there's a story
Speaker 3: of another little boy that has been lost to the
Speaker 3: mists of time until now. The story of the little
Speaker 3: airhorn Boy.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sir? Is that the Christ Child?
Speaker 12: Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 2: And all you kings have you come to worship him?
Speaker 5: That's right?
Speaker 2: And I see you brought him expensive gifts? Well yes,
Speaker 2: did you bring the Baby Jesus a gift?
Speaker 3: Young man?
Speaker 12: Well no, I didn't have any money for a gift,
Speaker 12: so I brought him this. I'm the little air hard boy.
Speaker 12: Vote what the little air horn boy.
Speaker 2: I thought if I played this, maybe he'd smile at
Speaker 2: me or something.
Speaker 1: Not.
Speaker 3: Oh you pissed off?
Speaker 1: Mary?
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey, who blew the air horn? It's me,
Speaker 2: the little air horn boy. Air horn boy? Are you
Speaker 2: me give me that thing?
Speaker 12: But I don't have any money for a gift, so
Speaker 12: I wanted to play this.
Speaker 2: For Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: I said, give me that damn airhorn before I shove
Speaker 3: it up your the the hell are you coming in?
Speaker 2: You're waking up the baby Jesus.
Speaker 1: He's got morble collic, he's gotten to sleep, and then
Speaker 1: you wake him up with a airhorn.
Speaker 2: But I just want to Hey, give me back my airhorn. Lady,
Speaker 2: Now get out of here before I call the cops.
Speaker 2: I can't believe the nerve coming by.
Speaker 1: What's next a visit from a little trombone boy, little
Speaker 1: friar cracker boy.
Speaker 2: Have you guys let anywhere?
Speaker 3: Idiots? And so the little airhorn Boy went on his
Speaker 3: way with love in his heart, feeling the true spirit
Speaker 3: of that first Christmas. History has long forgotten his story,
Speaker 3: The Little airhorn Boy