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Speaker 2: I think it starts with the moms who let their

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Speaker 2: kids watch soap operas with them. Oh, I used to

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Speaker 2: watch Guiding Lights because my mom let me guess precocious

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Speaker 2: young kid, Yes, col did I be any other way? No?

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Speaker 3: I used to have Doctor Seuss and then pour some

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Speaker 3: sugar on me from Death Lefford, like right after.

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Speaker 2: That man, and then the TV guide with the people

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Speaker 2: from Days of Our Lives on the cover.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna happen in Port Charles, New York this week.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think.

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Speaker 2: That's where I think the stem of precocious kids comes from.

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Speaker 2: Ye little kids watching soap operas and seeing the most campy,

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Speaker 2: adult scandalous situations, and then you think that everybody also

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Speaker 2: can come back and be possessed.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, nobody ever dies. They're like going to die

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Speaker 4: in a car accident. They're coming back. So never never

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Speaker 4: let go, never grieve.

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Speaker 1: Brandy Bellman and the DVE Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just unbelievable days like this, or when

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Speaker 2: you want to pinch yourself or at least have somebody

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Speaker 2: like the janitor pinch you because you just can't believe

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Speaker 2: what's going on and uh live in studio with us

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Speaker 2: now not only the star of tonight's huge show at

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Speaker 2: PBG Paints Arena. There are limited tickets left for that

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Speaker 2: Ticketmaster for the permission to Party tour landing at the

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Speaker 2: pint Can PPG Paints Arena. Not only is Burt Kreischer

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Speaker 2: live in studio, but Ian Bag is here as well.

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Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, Bert Kreischer.

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Speaker 2: Ian Bag to night, Huge Extravaganza at the PBG Paints Arena.

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Speaker 4: And heard it's been too long by it.

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Speaker 2: I know it's been forever last year because when you

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Speaker 2: were in town last year it was the same night

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Speaker 2: as the DVE Comedy Festival and you probably don't remember this,

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Speaker 2: No I do now that you say that I do.

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Speaker 4: And so we didn't get a chance to hang out

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Speaker 4: with you.

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Speaker 2: But the year before I was there at the arena,

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Speaker 2: and my god, it is crazy the way that Pittsburgh

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Speaker 2: comes out for Burt Chreiser shows.

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Speaker 5: It's it's it's you guys are weird. It's this is

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Speaker 5: a weird town because this has a lot of civic pride.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and like people feel like if they met

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Speaker 5: you at the at the Pittsburgh Improv ten years ago,

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Speaker 5: fifteen years ago, that your family. And so when I

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Speaker 5: did the NFL Christmas Day here, Yes, and I came in,

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Speaker 5: They're like, uh, did you call it Cam?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I go what you call Cam? You hang with Cam?

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Speaker 5: I don't know he's playing today? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: They're like, dude, I'm going to see you with the Many.

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Speaker 6: Building and come down there, Like I I where's Billy

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Speaker 6: got there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Jesus, Yeah, you have a there's a line of people

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Speaker 2: that are expected to like be you pipe pipering them

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Speaker 2: around town when you're here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Because look, I mean I have so many funny like

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Speaker 2: stories of the twenty years that you've been coming here

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Speaker 2: and doing the show. I remember when you and Mitch

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Speaker 2: and Bill did the afternoon show that one day at

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Speaker 2: the Colin Stick to Work Show, which was great. You

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Speaker 4: That's the first time I met Jim Brewer.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And that night you guys did the Tracy Morgan

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Speaker 2: Story at the Rex Theater, which is one of the

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Speaker 2: funniest things I've ever seen.

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Speaker 5: Do you know he one morning he facetimed me at

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Speaker 5: like seven in the morning LA time.

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Speaker 4: Tracy Morgan.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like, I heard you have a story about me.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, I do. And I was like,

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Speaker 5: I'm not telling it on a FaceTime in my head.

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Speaker 5: And he's like, I love to hear it. Come to

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Speaker 5: you in New York. Come to New York. Tell me

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Speaker 5: that story. So I flew to New York. I flew.

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Speaker 5: I flew to New York specifically to tell Tracy Morgan

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Speaker 4: I went to the CIA offices.

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Speaker 5: We had we had Chick fil A, and he corrected

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Speaker 5: me in the story where it was off like and

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Speaker 5: then he and then he told me his parts and

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Speaker 5: he like peppered it in with them.

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Speaker 4: No. Oh, nineteen ninety ninety eight. I just my first year.

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Speaker 7: I want us to know I wasn't famous, but I

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Speaker 7: got trouble with the New York Post.

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Speaker 4: Keep growing.

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Speaker 7: I have no no, that was a blunde. It wasn't PCP.

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Speaker 7: It was a blunde. You never smoke a blonde before.

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Speaker 7: I gotta keep you with Chuck.

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Speaker 8: Was this before or after the bus accident? Because of

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Speaker 8: Walmart here is he's got that kind of memory after

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Speaker 8: the bus accident.

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Speaker 4: Last is gonna go upside down.

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Speaker 2: My friend. This is a clip from that night. I'll

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Speaker 2: play a quick clip. Oh my god, and Ian what

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Speaker 2: what happened was the Bert tells the story of this

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Speaker 2: Tracy Morgan night out and Jim Brewer voices all the

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Speaker 4: So we go out. We go to Madam X.

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Speaker 6: Madamster is a club on Houston that was like a

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Speaker 6: It was a little railroad club. She had to go

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Speaker 6: down like five steps and then all the way in

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Speaker 6: the black, all the way.

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Speaker 4: In the back.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 6: It was a very predominantly black club. And in the

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Speaker 6: back is Tracy Morgan and he's got like forty black

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Speaker 6: dudes around him and Bossy.

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Speaker 4: Bossy, and he's home court and he's buying champagne for everyone.

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Speaker 6: He's got champagne bottles everywhere, and he's shouting out like.

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Speaker 7: Yow, got some more champagne, some more parts.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That was live at the Rex Theater and Brewers said

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Speaker 2: that night, I said, I said, are you gonna?

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Speaker 5: I said, are you? Are you gonna come out tonight?

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Speaker 5: And He's like, no, no, no, I'm gonna. I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: come on, we're gonna go out and drink. You know,

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Speaker 5: I don't really drink that much. I said we have wine,

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Speaker 5: and he goes, I love wine, and I said we

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Speaker 2: Greg Warren was on the bill that night too, and

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Speaker 2: Greg they wouldn't let him up into the VIP park

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Speaker 2: because he lost his wristband and he'd had a few whiskeys.

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Speaker 2: And I've never even seen Greg drunk at all, but

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Speaker 2: he had enough that the you know all World wrestler

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Speaker 2: to see a normal Greg Warren interaction with somebody's like, hey,

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Speaker 4: Can he help me? And said He's like this guy

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Speaker 4: my god, I mean Greg Warren. It's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've only seen it a couple of times, but

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Speaker 8: you're just like, oh, look at that guy. I can't

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Speaker 4: It's like when.

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Speaker 2: Pete Lee you learned that that Pete Lee can turn

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Speaker 4: It's very strange.

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Speaker 2: You know, but just so many great times like that

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Speaker 2: through the years. I think that's part of why Pittsburgh

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Speaker 2: feels an ownership of the Burt Christ Sr.

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Speaker 4: Story.

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Speaker 2: You know that. I think Pittsburgh feels like they're a

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Speaker 2: part of watching you go from playing the improv to

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Speaker 2: now being on these worldwide tours and selling out arenas,

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Speaker 2: and so when you talk about the civic pride that

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Speaker 2: Bird's our guy.

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Speaker 5: These are the clubs you grew up in, Like, I mean,

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Speaker 5: these are our homes.

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Speaker 4: It's it's isn't it.

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Speaker 8: One of the the improv here was one of the

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Speaker 8: first ones you start selling out too, right.

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Speaker 5: This was one of the first club Well, it was

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Speaker 5: because of dB. It's I could come in and I did.

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Speaker 5: I did the Machine Story here first. Yes, and uh.

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Speaker 2: We played that earlier this morning, by the way, the

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Speaker 2: first time you told the Machine story.

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Speaker 4: Listening to that, you want to hear one second? You crazy?

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Speaker 5: No, No, let me hear one Okay, hold on, here's listen

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Speaker 5: to how high my voice is in this my voice too.

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Speaker 4: Listen. You're at the Florida State right now, to Florida state.

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Speaker 4: Why did you take Russian in Florida State.

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Speaker 2: Because I I thought it was Spanish. And then you

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Speaker 2: went into the Machine story and I had to take

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Speaker 2: commercials and I remember were saying to you, like you

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Speaker 2: don't do this on stage, yeah, and you were like no,

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Speaker 2: And then you did it in Rogan like a week later,

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Speaker 2: and then Rogan was like, hey, man, you're making a

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Speaker 2: big mistake. He's like, this is your story, like this

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Speaker 2: in Cleveland or no, since un'ta Cleveland here, don't say.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 5: I was in Columbus, Ohio, and they were channing the Machine.

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Speaker 5: Rogan had said on that episode, you need to tell

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Speaker 5: the Machine. Every time you go on stage. You have

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Speaker 5: to do it. And he said, from this point forward,

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Speaker 5: he will only be known as the Machine, and you

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Speaker 5: guys need to be yelled at until he does his story.

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Speaker 5: And I went into Columbus and they were yelling and

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Speaker 5: I was like, guys, for real, I appreciate it, but

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to tell it. And the guy goes,

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Speaker 5: you have to. Joe said you have to in the

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Speaker 5: Kind of he goes, don't worry, Burt. We'll fake laugh, right, guys,

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Speaker 5: we'll fake laugh. We'll fake laugh. We'll fake laugh.

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Speaker 2: So they wanted to help you figure out the beats

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Speaker 7: You didn't want people fake lad like tell you stand

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Speaker 4: And so then I started. I started.

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Speaker 5: I did it that night, and then I started doing

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Speaker 5: it and then and then this is where I believe

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Speaker 5: luck always plays in this. I worked hard on that

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Speaker 5: story for like four years, I think before I put

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Speaker 5: her on a special. Yeah, and it it sucked for

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Speaker 5: two and a half easily three of those. And then

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Speaker 5: I did it on a special. No one saw it,

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Speaker 5: and I was like, well, ever, it's done, and then

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Speaker 5: I put I posted it on Facebook Jarg December twenty seven,

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Speaker 5: twenty sixteen, and a woman left a comment. It was

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Speaker 5: like the first comment and it said I was Her

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Speaker 5: name was Kristin Hodgson. You can find the comment. It said, uh,

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Speaker 5: I was in Birch Russian class. I was on this

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Speaker 5: trip to Russia. This story is one hundred percent true.

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Speaker 5: He effing robbed us. And then and then that story

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Speaker 5: went viral and that changed my life.

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Speaker 4: That is crazy. And then if you robbed her again, a.

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Speaker 2: Concert tickets and her husband in Minnesota, and then it

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Speaker 2: became a movie.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's just great.

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Speaker 2: You have now conquered every medium except for doing a

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Speaker 2: Sam Kinnison style rock and roll album.

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Speaker 4: You have basically done all the stuff. Uh yeah, I

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Speaker 4: feel like I have.

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Speaker 5: I can imagine him. He's like, Burt, I go shut up, Kyle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But then I didn't realize my house burned down,

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Speaker 4: And that's it. That's it. Electrician stuff. Beautifully designed, but

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Speaker 2: I like that Gavin Rossdale approved it. It's well if

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Speaker 5: Anyone who anyone who lives on a bus lives on

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Speaker 4: I showed any rock stars that showed up. You got

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Speaker 2: Chris Porter said that it was like the finest thing

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Speaker 5: And he's from a trailer, but it's you. You literally

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Speaker 2: So? How have you been getting around since the bus

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Speaker 2: burned down? It's like, he can you come drive me around?

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll come drive you around. Bag car services

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Speaker 5: So I have three buses I tour with and so

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Speaker 5: I gotta tell you. The best people reached out to,

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Speaker 2: Shut up. Uh, He's like, I'm not gonna let you

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Speaker 5: Lewis Black Fluffy Fluffy, Lewis Black, Uh.

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Speaker 4: Fluffy probably has a pretty good bus.

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Speaker 5: Tim Allen like everyone's rest outing want their buses burnt. Now,

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Speaker 5: I could imagine being on Justin Timberlake's bus and then

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just taint on the pillows everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Everyone everyone has been really kind. I mean guy Fieri

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Speaker 5: I was like, I'll take it, and then Leanne's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Ye been private planning. You could have been leering around.

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Speaker 8: I'm on the bottom bunk right now with the crew

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Speaker 4: Oh, guys on here.

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Speaker 2: With us, it's not as fun his soft hands get

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Speaker 4: I have two more months? Oh, so you have to

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Speaker 5: I have to get one more bus. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: On Netflix, which, by the way, congratulations on the success

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Speaker 2: of Free Burt, because it was announced season two got greenlit.

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Speaker 4: The other day.

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Speaker 2: You were telling us some numbers of that show, and

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Speaker 2: it is astounding to me, and I relate to you

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Speaker 2: off the air that my oldest sibling, my sister, she's

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Speaker 4: Goes, do you do you see this?

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Speaker 2: God? Do you know Burt Chrasier the show he has

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Speaker 8: You know what that means. Gonna interrupt this, My sister

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Speaker 8: doesn't listen to your show. Clearly he's been on your

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Speaker 4: That's what I said. I was like, do you pay

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Speaker 2: You're the worst sisty Ever, how dare you raise your

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Speaker 5: It must be the same way people go. So Game

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Speaker 7: No one was to sit through it.

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Speaker 4: It's so much more palatable in sitcom form.

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Speaker 5: I think my stand up would be better if I

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Speaker 4: No, I it's crazy that, uh people, they're discovering you

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Speaker 5: A television appeals that medium appeals more to the average

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Speaker 5: catch up to where Netflix is and start allowing a

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Speaker 5: little more for your speech. Yeah. But yeah, I'm amazed

442
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Speaker 5: at how many more. I mean, it's astounding. I think

443
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Speaker 5: more people watched Free Bert in totality than all of

444
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Speaker 5: my specials.

445
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Speaker 2: But it's weird that the cyclical nature of entertainment where

446
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 2: it was back in the eighties, the goal was to

447
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Speaker 2: get a sitcom a Seinfeld, you know, the Tim Allen Show,

448
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,919
Speaker 2: and you know Brett Butler, every comic.

449
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Speaker 4: You got to show Roseanne. That was the thing, and

450
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 4: that was the ticket.

451
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Speaker 2: And then it was like, if you can bounce a

452
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Speaker 2: parlay of that in the movies, well then you don't

453
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Speaker 2: have to do TV again. And then at some point

454
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Speaker 2: people are like, why are we making TV this like

455
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 2: pariol and why aren't we using all of them? And

456
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 2: now nobody cares where you present your art, your comedy,

457
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Speaker 2: whether it's a stand up special, a TV show, or

458
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Speaker 2: a movie, They're gonna be there for all of it

459
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Speaker 2: because they're all streaming in the same platform. The forums

460
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Speaker 2: have all sort of congealed into one big stream. I mean,

461
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Speaker 2: you know network that we all tune into.

462
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Speaker 5: Well, I'll say this, television, and I say this respectfully.

463
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Speaker 5: Television is where podcasting was early right now. I mean,

464
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Speaker 5: in my opinion, it's not it's not a cash grab, Like,

465
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Speaker 5: you're not doing it for money at all. No one's

466
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Speaker 5: doing it for me, No, not one person always says that, Yeah, well,

467
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Speaker 5: guard I was making a ton of money, well Mike

468
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Speaker 5: and Molly, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And you don't think he made it on the African

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Speaker 4: one O.

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Speaker 5: God right, But but like he's Billy made great money

472
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Speaker 5: on he was that the last generation of making great money.

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Speaker 4: Agreed.

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Speaker 5: It is not that way now, Like, and so the

475
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Speaker 5: you all I'm doing television for is first of all,

476
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Speaker 5: it's fun. Secondly, it's a it's really cool to make.

477
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Speaker 5: It's fun to make. It's that's the number one thing

478
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Speaker 5: is it's fun. But mostly it's to get people to

479
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Speaker 5: see my stand up.

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Speaker 4: Really honestly, it's the album sound I'll take it. So

481
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Speaker 4: that's a good way to look at it. Yeah.

482
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Speaker 2: But the other thing that it does is I don't

483
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Speaker 2: think people will go back to stand ups and like

484
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 2: watch old stand up specials on the regular, but if

485
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Speaker 2: they like a TV show, they will always have it

486
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Speaker 2: in their like in the background of like, ah, I

487
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Speaker 2: need a show to watch for this week. Oh, I'll

488
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Speaker 2: rewatch free Bert.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 8: Think about how it stand up and and a show

491
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Speaker 8: is different. When you come home from work, watching stand

492
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Speaker 8: up doesn't necessarily won't calm you down. It's it's it's

493
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Speaker 8: a show, right, going to a show. But a show

494
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Speaker 8: like bert Ree Bert will solve a problem at the

495
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Speaker 8: end of the episode, so people feel like they got

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Speaker 8: something done.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 8: It makes you relax after you've've been going all day

499
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Speaker 8: gone and it's something that actually gets finished.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's.

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Speaker 5: A different And I'll tell you what we were talking

502
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Speaker 5: off air about the show itself. And how networks need

503
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Speaker 5: to catch up. I did something very different in this

504
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Speaker 5: show that when I pitched the Netflix they did not

505
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Speaker 5: I'll say they did not really get at first.

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Speaker 4: So I said tools.

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Speaker 5: They were like uh, because they wanted to make it

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Speaker 5: episodic and I said, no, I want to make it

509
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Speaker 5: like I said, I want to do a TV show

510
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Speaker 5: and they're like great.

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Speaker 4: I said, I wanted to be my life.

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Speaker 5: I don't want anything to be different, Like if Joe

513
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Speaker 5: Rogan walks in, he's Joe Rogan and Tom's girl would

514
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Speaker 5: be Tom's gir. He wouldn't play be actors. And they're

515
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Speaker 5: like great. I said, I'm burg Chreischer. Leanne Isila. We

516
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Speaker 5: go to our school. Everything's the same. I make the

517
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Speaker 5: same amount of money, nothing changes. And they're like great.

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Speaker 5: And I said, but I wanted to be like black

519
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Speaker 5: doves or slow horses, and they're like like a spy thriller.

520
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Speaker 5: And I went yeah, and like, what do you mean,

521
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Speaker 5: I said, I when I watch those shows. On that

522
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Speaker 5: first episode, I was kind of into it. I was,

523
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Speaker 5: but in the last thirty seconds I got chill bumps

524
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Speaker 5: and I looked at Leanne. I was like, we're watching

525
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Speaker 5: all of this tonight, I said, I want to have

526
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Speaker 5: a six story arc. I do not want it to

527
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Speaker 5: be episodic. I don't want to be able to tune

528
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Speaker 5: into too now. I want people to start it and

529
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Speaker 5: in the last thirty seconds, Yeah, I make I say

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Speaker 5: a statement or I do something that makes them have

531
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Speaker 5: to watch episode two, and then the last part of

532
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Speaker 5: episode two you have to watch episode three. So I

533
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Speaker 5: want to do a six story arc. And Netflix is like,

534
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Speaker 5: we'd love that because we want people to watch it

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Speaker 5: to completion, but we don't. We've never done that. And

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Speaker 5: I and that's what I did. I made it so

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Speaker 5: that at the end of episode when I'm sitting in

538
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Speaker 5: the in the principal's office and I say the most

539
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Speaker 5: aggressive statement you could ever say on television, and I

540
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Speaker 5: say that on stage in front of those parents, everyone goes,

541
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Speaker 5: I got to see how he gets out of this, right.

542
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Speaker 5: And that was our big Our big win was our

543
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Speaker 5: completion rate was through the roof.

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Speaker 4: That is awesome. Let me do a quick break. We'll

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Speaker 4: come back. Note all right, ian Bag is next, next

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Speaker 4: question U.

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Speaker 2: Ian Bag is here with Bert Kreischer and you can

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Speaker 2: see them on stage tonight.

549
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Speaker 4: Who's all in town? With you is part of the.

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Speaker 5: It's just me and and Pat Berscher. Okay, Pat's got

551
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Speaker 5: the best. I saw Pat. He did a joke about

552
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Speaker 5: you ever seen his joke about Einstein having sex with

553
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 5: a cousin. It's the best joke. I saw it one time.

554
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Speaker 5: I was like, it's so good. I was like, I

555
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 5: got to bring this guy on the road. And he's great, hilarious, hilarious.

556
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Speaker 5: We always have good people opening for like.

557
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Speaker 4: Maybe too good.

558
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 5: But I was doing my thing and they're like bringing

559
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Speaker 5: up Ian's references from his set and I was like

560
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Speaker 5: what and they're like, no.

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Speaker 4: Chili's that's him. And I was like, I go to

562
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Speaker 4: Dan talk to him and he was like yeah. I

563
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Speaker 4: was like, I'm not eating guys.

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Speaker 5: Soo is the only guy I've ever seen New Crowd

565
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Speaker 5: working an arena one.

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Speaker 4: O five, What are you eating? I knew it was

567
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Speaker 4: terrible corn.

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Speaker 6: The Trinity of Rock comes to DV this weekend.

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Speaker 4: Triple shots from the best bands.

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Speaker 2: It's one better than a double shot, and don't even

571
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Speaker 2: get us started on all those.

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Speaker 4: Times we just play one song from one.

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Speaker 2: Band, Give me anything. It's a triple Shots Saturday this

574
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Speaker 2: weekend on one O two point five DV.

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Speaker 8: Live from the Don's Appliances Studios where Pittsburgh shops for

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Speaker 8: appliance is.

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Speaker 4: This is w DV. It's morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh and you know pack House today Adams Prisoner of course,

579
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Speaker 2: as always our buddy Chunk Collier from Table Magazine hanging

580
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Speaker 2: as we welcome Bert Kreischer back in the studio. Ian

581
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Speaker 2: Bag here as well, and they're gonna be at PPG

582
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Speaker 2: Paint's arena tonight for Bert's Permission to Party Tour, which

583
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Speaker 2: lands seven o'clock doors. I believe tonight there are a

584
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Speaker 2: few tickets left. This is the I think third straight

585
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Speaker 2: arena show you've done a pitch or or was it

586
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Speaker 2: the fourth?

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Speaker 5: I think it might be the fourth. That is the

588
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Speaker 5: first one I did. The first one I did. They

589
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Speaker 5: were like hey, I walked in and they had curtains

590
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Speaker 5: up on the top. I said, what's going on with that?

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Speaker 5: And they're like, oh, sometimes you do an arena and

592
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Speaker 5: they don't sell it to the ceiling. It's a lot

593
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Speaker 5: of tickets, sure, And I was like, uh, oh, I

594
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Speaker 5: don't put those curtains up yet. And they're like why

595
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Speaker 5: And I said, give me one second, and I called

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Speaker 5: in here, yeah, and literally within fifteen minutes, thirteen hundred

597
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Speaker 5: tickets were sold and they were like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, actually take those curtains down.

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Speaker 2: I remember that. And they kept cleaning up and throughout

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Speaker 2: the day. And so I was like, and I came

601
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Speaker 2: in Hung with you that night and I did the

602
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Speaker 2: initial intro and it had sold out by that point.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, and I remember, I said to the crowd, like,

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Speaker 2: the first time Bert played Pittsburgh, it was to one

606
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Speaker 2: hundred and forty people at the Improv in Homestead, and

607
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Speaker 2: tonight there's sixteen thousand people.

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Speaker 4: It was crazy. Is that to what?

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Speaker 5: And especially it's like this is how Pittsburgh works is Uh?

610
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 5: I said, don't put it and then they go, oh,

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Speaker 5: we'll move it. Take its okay, take the take the

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Speaker 5: curtain down. Was up in the top, top top, and uh.

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Speaker 5: Someone goes what happened? And someone goes, hey, cal He

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Speaker 5: called Randy.

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Speaker 4: It was like it was like such a family thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and well Pittsburgh, Yeah, it's your one degree of

617
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 5: separation from everybody. Guess sense are so bad. You're doing great.

618
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Speaker 5: I don't even know what accent I'm doing. You should

619
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Speaker 5: have hurt my hand got He tried to do.

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Speaker 2: An Australian accent earlier, and it was one of the

621
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Speaker 2: funniest attempts.

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Speaker 4: God especially he's saying nice things too. It wasn't being

623
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Speaker 4: mean about Hannah. Let's put that out there to be clear.

624
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Speaker 5: He was just he couldn't do an Australian. He doesn't

625
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 5: say anything bad about anyone anymore. I used to those

626
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 5: are the days when we didn't know people listen.

627
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Speaker 4: To podcast you know what? You know?

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Speaker 8: What is funny though, was like in the car on

629
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Speaker 8: the way over.

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Speaker 2: Barnick was on with us yesterday and he was like,

631
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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, a lot of comics today, Spiked is

632
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 2: the gasoline for them.

633
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 4: He goes, I could use a little more Spie in

634
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Speaker 4: my career. He's like, I'm just not a spiteful he's

635
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 4: too happy. He's the sweetest guy because he's got a

636
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Speaker 4: full head of hair. That's why.

637
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the happiest guy going.

638
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Speaker 4: But dark hair too.

639
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: Yours has gone a little peppery, salt and pepper. Back off, buddy, Well,

640
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Speaker 2: I think it looks dignified.

641
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's not my show. Have you died it?

642
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 4: I died my beard? I have not.

643
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Speaker 2: I'm just sliding I'm just what are you going to do?

644
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 2: Like she died, I died my beard Listen. I talked

645
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Speaker 2: about a stoma in March.

646
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Speaker 5: I traded my beard the other day short, like real short,

647
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Speaker 5: to en, and I had I hadn't seen my beard

648
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 5: real short. Normally, I just trim it. And I've always

649
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 5: thought it's like this color. And I trimmed it real short,

650
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 5: and it was Santa Claus gray, and I went, whoa, wha, wha, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

651
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 5: this is not happening. Yeah, And it's when as it

652
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 5: grows out, it gets darker, but when it's real close

653
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 5: to my skin, it just looks white. And so I

654
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 5: was like, I'll never trim it that close. I was

655
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Speaker 5: surprised to hear you said you were still using rogain.

656
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 5: I thought you gave up on all of that crap. No, oh, buddy,

657
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 5: I am a cocktail. You saw the pills I took.

658
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Speaker 5: I'm taking them. I'm taking them to Turkey in a

659
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Speaker 5: couple of weeks. We're getting Do.

660
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Speaker 4: You have you thought of just doing that?

661
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 5: Yes, I have. I have thin hair, so it won't

662
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 5: work as well. Baby fine hair, yeah, baby fine hair

663
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 5: doesn't work as well with the hair transplants and.

664
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Speaker 4: We're got Mars hair put in. I would love if

665
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 4: you could get homeless people's.

666
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 5: Hair if they said, like, if they said, you know

667
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 5: you gotta you got to this homeless guy head of hair.

668
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 4: You'd have to harvest it from an unhouse person.

669
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not want to give them a million dollars.

670
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell people, Yeah the U I would do

671
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 5: that in a heartbeat. I'm on finesse, dride, rogaine, monoxidil,

672
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 5: I'm on testosterone, I'm on Manjaro, I'm on uh everything.

673
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: Do you have side effects from that? Yeah, like throwing

674
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 4: up all the time.

675
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, not as much now, but my first two months

676
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 5: I was throwing up aggressively.

677
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 2: But the number one thing I hear from all those

678
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 2: is sexual dysfunction, especially for the hair growth things that like, uh.

679
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 4: No, that doesn't happen.

680
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 5: What I'm like, I'm like, I've never been good at sex,

681
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 5: So it's like I would love a little dysfunction. You're

682
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 5: ready for the game, lasts longer or something, or not

683
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 5: want it, Like, yeah, I'm like a kid.

684
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Speaker 4: I still have aggress of sex, kind of like choking

685
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 4: her and.

686
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 8: Stuff unless she's Yeah, she just gets done really quick that.

687
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 8: I don't know why I'm telling you why I took

688
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 8: my wife before sex? How much long are you going

689
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 8: to do this? Maybe she wasn't even talking about your careers.

690
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 8: We're just talking about the choking. Oh my god, no alms,

691
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 8: this is in a podcast. We can't get rid of this.

692
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 5: I got put on Manjaro's my eyes. I said it

693
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 5: last dage last time. My daughter's and wife are like,

694
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 5: you're really fat. I was two seventy five again and

695
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 5: they're like, And.

696
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 4: Then they brought me in. They did a dexa scan

697
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 4: again again. By the way, I was seventy four.

698
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 5: He goes, you're the fattest you've ever been and I go, no,

699
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 5: I came in fatter last time. He goes, buy a pound.

700
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 5: And then I said to Leanne your doctor, just like,

701
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 5: buy a pound. Disgusted, I had totally ane in my defense.

702
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 5: I was like, she's like, baby, are you getting big?

703
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 5: And I go yeah, but I lift weightsand I go,

704
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 5: you don't know this, but muscle weighs more than fat.

705
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 5: You know we've all said that. And then she rats

706
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 5: me out to the doctor. She goes, he says, what

707
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 5: muscle is more than fat. I'm like, shut up, Leanne,

708
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 5: he knows that. And then he was like how much

709
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 5: muscles in there? And then he put me in a

710
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 5: death to scan and I had ninety five pounds of

711
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 5: fat in my stomach. Just yeah, I know, and he

712
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 5: was I was like, is that bad? And he was like,

713
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 5: He's like not if you're carrying a Romanian gymnast to term.

714
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 5: So he was like, he goes, here's the deal. You

715
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 5: can I cannot put you on min Jarro and you'll

716
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 5: come back and you'll be three hundred pounds when I

717
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 5: see you next. Or I can put it on you

718
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 5: and we can do something about this and lower it

719
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 5: and figure out. He goes, it's not it's a band aid.

720
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 5: It's not you're not fixed. It's a band aid. But

721
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 5: we got to get that band aid on now. And

722
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 5: so it's like Zoloft really yeah, I think, are you

723
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 5: one zolo off too? No, I'm not messing with my

724
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 5: brain now. My brain is broken. But it's not like

725
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 5: I think it makes me money.

726
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 2: Here's what I love seeing. That's like the you know,

727
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 2: I hear this discussion with comics all the time about

728
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: the need to uh like if if you try to

729
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: fix the parts of your brain that are damaged.

730
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 4: It'll hurt your art somehow.

731
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: And a lot of people think that that is just

732
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 2: a complete misconception.

733
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 8: Because it's all emotional for comedians. It's nothing to do

734
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 8: with the brain. Comedians are messed emotionally, not brain wise.

735
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 8: But Richard Jenny used to tell me not to worry

736
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 8: about it. He would have enjoyed that.

737
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 4: Dude.

738
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: Richard Jenny was one of the funniest people in the world,

739
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: and that.

740
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 5: Point he was with people, you know it's crazy. You

741
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 5: know it's crazy. Do you ever hear about how he

742
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 5: killed himself?

743
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 4: No?

744
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 5: He said to his wife, She goes, I'm making coffee.

745
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 5: You want when he goes, yea, yea, I may make

746
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 5: a cup of coffee, and then went into the bathroom

747
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 5: and shot himself in the head.

748
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 4: So was making him a cup of coffee in a

749
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 4: sweater vest. Have sweater vests.

750
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 2: He used to wear sweater vests.

751
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 4: He was really and selfish.

752
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 2: But the uh Drake Sailors UH for comedy UH suicides

753
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 2: had the funniest one. Uh He had post it notes

754
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: all over his house so that when the cruise came

755
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: for him, it was like, oh, this way over here

756
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: and now go there like hah, gotcha, Now you have

757
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: to go back in that room, and it like led

758
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 2: up to where he was. Drake Sailor was one of

759
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 2: the all times Greatske Saylor. Yeah years he killed himself.

760
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: He killed himself too. Yeah, he put post it notes

761
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: for the Oh he really did literally did that. Yeah,

762
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: Yeah he was. He was on he was on Judge

763
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: Wapner back back in the day. Oh, he did an

764
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 2: episode of that when he was divorcing his wife and

765
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 2: she was trying to get something back. He was just

766
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: so funny, he wrote off for news radio SNL Larry Sanders.

767
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 4: He was like a bit.

768
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: He went from being a real he was like Norm McDonald,

769
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 2: but darker.

770
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 5: We had three dudes killed themselves in oraternity within.

771
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: The Van Wilder fraternity.

772
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

773
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, first dude, Uh, First, I wasn't in the movie.

774
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 4: No, No, it was not.

775
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 5: First who kills himself out in the woods and and

776
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 5: that comes back and everyone's like, I think he was gay?

777
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 5: His dad was in the military. No one, he didn't

778
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 5: want anyone to know he's gay. Second dude kills himself.

779
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 5: It's over a drug deal with another dude goes wrong,

780
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 5: kills himself in the car, and we're like, God, I

781
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 5: wonder if he hooked up with that dude. Third dude

782
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 5: kills himself. The first note is suicide letter. I'm not gay.

783
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 4: Just make this clear. We're like, he's like, I'm not dead,

784
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 4: my dad?

785
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 8: What a company is sponsoring this section? I think it's

786
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:48,439
Speaker 8: gonna be like Mattress fir on the happier topic. Want okay,

787
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 8: so you don't want to So do you want to

788
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 8: hear that? We were talking about TV show we're talking

789
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 8: about right now. Uh, Peggy Blinders movie came ye today

790
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 8: on Netflix. I'm going to watch that. I cannot wait.

791
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 8: And you said, well, they lost me at that time.

792
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 2: They lost me when they when it went like a

793
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 2: legit political instead of being just the mafia.

794
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 5: Now there's a fine line between challenging your audience and

795
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 5: then playing to your audience. Yes, you want to make

796
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 5: sure they're happy. So we get season two and they're like,

797
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 5: what are you guys thinking? And I said, I know

798
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 5: exactly what I want to do and they're like what

799
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 5: And I said I want to open season two at

800
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 5: Burton le Ann's funeral and they're like okay, And I

801
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 5: said in Georgia and Isla are sitting in the front

802
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 5: row dressed in black, crying, and they're eulogizing burt Ley Anne,

803
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 5: and you do not know this is going And then

804
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 5: all of a sudden, said, two people come down and

805
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 5: sit next to island Georgia, and it's a twenty one

806
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 5: year old and a nineteen year old woman and they're

807
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 5: dressed in black and they're smiling, and they land over

808
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 5: to Georgia and Isla and they go, hey, cheer up,

809
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 5: we can get them back. He's just got to trust us.

810
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 5: And they're like what They're like, where are you from

811
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 5: the future? And I want to do a time travel

812
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 5: where old Georgia and the grab young or young old

813
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 5: George and Iland grab young George and Ila and take

814
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 5: them on a time traveling journey to save their parents' lives,

815
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 5: like Bill and Ted, like Bill and Ted, And they

816
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 5: passed so quick. Figured Okay, okay, you're ready for the Okay,

817
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 5: you're ready for the second one. Now hold on, everyone,

818
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 5: get ready to not like this idea.

819
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 4: And what I needed to.

820
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 5: Do is not hear what I'm about to say, but

821
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 5: understand as a viewer. If you're at home, how awesome,

822
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 5: you'd be excited for this. This is how I wanted

823
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 5: season two to start. So season one ends with me

824
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 5: giving a moving speech about the Barkleage Academy and what

825
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 5: we're doing to our kids and what it's like to

826
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 5: be a parent at one of these schools. Season two

827
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 5: would start with the doors to the Autumn ging kicked

828
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 5: open and a guy walking in with an assault rifle.

829
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 2: And they passed on this hold on, you're sitting at

830
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: home and you're watching this intriguing.

831
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 4: You're watching this, so there's no judgment, all right, It's

832
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 4: just you. It's just you. Right.

833
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 5: He goes in and he kicks the second set of

834
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 5: auditorium doors, and he draws his rifle up and focuses

835
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 5: on all the people listening to Burt's speech.

836
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 4: And then he hears Burt, what is the barcolat'e Academy?

837
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 5: Way is it that we paid forty seven thousand dollars

838
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 5: to lose the Sparkle and are shigne from our children?

839
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 5: And he slowly lowers the gun and then he places

840
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 5: the gun down and he sits down and he listens

841
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 5: to Burt's speech, and then he gets done, and he

842
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 5: stands up and he starts clapping and he rips his

843
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 5: shirt off, and then Burt comes out and he goes,

844
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 5: Burt Gene Magnuson. It extends his hand and Burke goes,

845
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 5: I have the time for you, and that's how we

846
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 5: and they were like, we're definitely not doing that. That

847
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 5: is hilarious, right, I go and I go, because we

848
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 5: got to figure out this Gene Magnuson character we introduced

849
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 5: at the end.

850
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 4: I don't know why we did that to ourselves, and

851
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 4: so it's a challenge.

852
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 5: And then this is the other one. This is the

853
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 5: other one. None of these are being used, guys. Just

854
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 5: see you're clear. Netflicks passed on all of these. So, uh,

855
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 5: Gene Magnuson is the guy one character who's you know whatever,

856
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 5: he's you gotta watch this whole season. But he extends

857
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 5: his hand at the end. You got to find out

858
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 5: who Gene Magnuson is. So at the very end of

859
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 5: season at the end of season two, we show the

860
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 5: recap of season one. Bert walks out, he's getting exited out,

861
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 5: he's shirtless, and then it hand extends. He does Bert

862
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 5: Gene Magnuson, and Burt turns around and shakes his hand

863
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 5: and goes, whoa, And it turns around and it reveals

864
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 5: it's Danny McBride and we're like, whoa, and I go

865
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 5: Danny McBride and he goes, well, my real name is

866
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 5: Gene Magnuson, and I go what. He goes, Danny McBride's

867
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 5: my stage name, Gene Magnuson' is my real name? Do

868
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 5: you think I'm one of those celebrities that leverages his

869
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 5: family for fame and money? And Burke goes, I know.

870
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 5: He's like, I want to keep my life private and

871
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 5: I'm not going to use my daughter's real names and

872
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:48,919
Speaker 5: my wife's real names.

873
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 4: I am, and he goes, we should talk, and Burke goes,

874
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 4: I'm good and just walks a dude. And they passed

875
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 4: on that one. They pass on all of them.

876
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: All right, let's do a quick break and we'll come back.

877
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 5: It starts with an Aids test Bert Bert Grazier immediately

878
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 5: live at DPG.

879
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: Paints Arena tonight. Ian beg also on the bill, and

880
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: there are some tickets left for the show at Ticketmaster.

881
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 4: Get your tickets now. Don't miss this.

882
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: It's Berts in town, Bert's home, go see them.

883
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Speaker 1: Chad Tyson turns your car into a sonic playground a

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Speaker 1: the DV morning show Sports and a Workforce commercial free

886
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: hour at three afternoons with Chad Tyson on DV.

887
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,640
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888
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889
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 4: But we've been further with a nod day at PPG

890
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 4: Paints Arena to night. And if you don't have tickets,

891
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 4: there's good news.

892
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 2: There are still some left and you can get them

893
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 2: at Ticketmaster and Abby. I believe we're gonna tweet out

894
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 2: a link here on social media so that people can

895
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: easily click and get their tickets to see not just

896
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: Burt Krascher, your headliner of course, on the Permission to

897
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 2: Party tour. Ian Bagg is there as well, our Budy

898
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: ian Bag live in studio, Land's favorite comic. Really Yeah,

899
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 2: without a doubt, I hear that a lot about you.

900
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 5: It's either drunk. Ian Bag is what I consider a travesty.

901
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 5: How so, because so many, so many comedians are posting

902
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 5: crowd work clips, and so many people are loving crowd

903
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 5: work clips, and when it is not in fact the

904
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 5: art firm of crowd work. Crowd work in its essence,

905
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 5: is to go up with absolutely nothing and to create

906
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 5: art out of nothing, of absolutely nothing. An in Bag

907
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 5: does that better than any human being. If you ask

908
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 5: anyone in comedy the best crowd work comic they've ever seen,

909
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 5: it's I Bag. But he doesn't clip it out or

910
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 5: have a social media team who's.

911
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 4: Attention to me. He has no idea. You have no

912
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 4: idea that it's going okay for me, you know. But like,

913
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 4: there's there's.

914
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 5: Guys, there's guys that you like, there's guys that her

915
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 5: harm with you.

916
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 4: And by the way, this week and I foun out

917
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 4: of money. Nobody told you, you know, And I haven't got

918
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 4: it out this way. I've got out of money.

919
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 5: The best comic in the world in my opinion, and

920
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 5: and I think more. I think when you see him tonight,

921
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 5: you're gonna go, and I'm gonna get on stage, You're

922
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 5: gonna go. I wish that guy was still on stage.

923
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, the best comic in the world. Does

924
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 5: Leanne think that as well? LeAnn thinks it more than

925
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 5: Leanne has jokes of his that he said that he

926
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 5: doesn't even remember that she quotes to this day.

927
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 8: She doesn't say to me, how much longer you're gonna

928
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 8: be doing this? Keep going, That's what she said, never quit,

929
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 8: never quit.

930
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 5: I just I'm not. I'm not a crowd work clip fan. Now,

931
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 5: well I'm not.

932
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 4: I'm not.

933
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 5: But but what Ian does is not that. It's not

934
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 5: like setting up a moment of going like of like

935
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 5: you're a dork. Oh yeah, you do like I don't know,

936
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 5: I don't know what I do off stage two.

937
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: I mean, Ian is the best I've ever seen doing it.

938
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 2: And there's a few people who I think are good

939
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: at it. One guy's not huge. But you guys, know

940
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: is rick Ingram.

941
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: From the.

942
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 2: Anytime I've seen him at the comedy store, he has

943
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: been incredibly hilarious and did what you're talking about, walks

944
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: up there, talks to a guy and then just does

945
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 2: his ten minutes or whatever, and it's always hilarious. There

946
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 2: is a weird ability that you have to spin gold

947
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: out of whatever comes back at crazy.

948
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 7: You know that.

949
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 8: You know that sometimes at the store they'll put us

950
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 8: on on like at different times of the show, like

951
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 8: I'll be and we'll have this who gets to them

952
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 8: first kind of thing? Yeah, like all right, yeah, but

953
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 8: it's fun. I really I respect, but.

954
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 2: Now do people actually I think other comic suffer from this.

955
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: Like whether you do crowd work or not, Bert you

956
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 2: could probably speak to this because everyone puts those clips.

957
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 4: Online because it makes sense.

958
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 2: You're not burning material, you're still getting content out on

959
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: social media.

960
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 4: Fans now think that they're part of the show. Well

961
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 4: it's okay.

962
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 5: That's the travesty is no one yells out at Ian shows.

963
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 5: He does crowd work. He goes in and creates, he

964
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 5: makes everyone. He's so good. Everyone shuts up and listens.

965
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 5: Most of these guys who do CrowdWork just have people

966
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 5: yelling is real and you're like, by the way, I'm

967
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 5: not that guy. I can do CrowdWork, but I can

968
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 5: do it to get out of trouble.

969
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 4: I can't.

970
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 5: But like a lot of the guys want you to

971
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 5: yell at them and want them to scream stuff because

972
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 5: that that is the intro to their video. Their video

973
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 5: starts with them going transsexual and then that's the beginning

974
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 5: of their video and then they have their thing that

975
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 5: they put in. But what when your crowd work's done right,

976
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 5: everyone shuts up and listens because it's great comedy.

977
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: I think Norman does it very well too, where he'll

978
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 2: have people just like Mark.

979
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 5: Mark just writes at such a prolific pace that anyone

980
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 5: can say anything and he's got it. He's written five

981
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 5: jokes about that today. So that's why Mark's crowd work is.

982
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 5: Mark and Samuel their crowd work different, and they kind

983
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 5: of created the genre and it was beautiful when they

984
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 5: did it, and then other people watch someone do it.

985
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 5: You see the path in the woods and then you go,

986
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 5: this is where it isn't where Tiger's attack because it's

987
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 5: all stamped down.

988
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 4: And I've sold out a world tour that wife's pretty

989
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 4: good at stand at crowd work too.

990
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 5: Also, I guess it really like Matt right, He's he's

991
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 5: really His CrowdWork special is legit one audience and it's

992
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 5: really great. And I told him that his CrowdWork is legit.

993
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about the people you're thinking of on

994
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 5: the top of your head who do crowd work. I'm

995
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 5: thinking about the nine hundred other comedians that have like

996
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 5: three million views on one video and it's just them

997
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 5: being so base. It's like the art form also is

998
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 5: writing jokes like which Ian does brilliantly. But like I mean,

999
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 5: when you talk CrowdWork, I one time this Leanne talks

1000
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 5: about this all the time. He was like, the guy

1001
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 5: goes said something and he goes, you think you're good?

1002
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 5: And Ian goes, I'm great and the guy goes, oh yeah,

1003
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 5: and he goes prove it. And Ian goes, I know

1004
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 5: what kind of car you drive just by looking at you.

1005
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 5: And the guy goes, oh yeah, what is it? He

1006
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 5: goes Toyota tundra and the guy goes, oh my and

1007
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 5: his girl lose his mine. He goes, I do doctor

1008
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 5: toy a time. He goes, that's how good I am,

1009
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 5: and so Leanne goes, wow, that was incredible. At the

1010
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 5: end of the show, and Ian goes, I saw him

1011
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 5: drive up.

1012
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 8: I'm also playing in the Mario Lemieux uh Fantasy camp

1013
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 8: here in Pittsburgh next week, and so if you just

1014
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 8: want to come see that, I'm much.

1015
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 4: But it only costs twenty thousand dollars. Yeah. Yeah, That's

1016
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 4: where I'm making my real money. Thanks to Mary Omeo.

1017
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: I didn't know if you were going to talk about that,

1018
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: but you will be back here next week with Steve Burne.

1019
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 8: I said, hey, do you want to play hockey to Mario,

1020
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 8: let me anything. You have to do a quick show

1021
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 8: one night, and I said, yeah, I want to do that.

1022
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 8: That's super fun. So I get to meet Brian jo Jay.

1023
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 8: Brian jo Jay is going to be there absolutely.

1024
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring. I don't

1025
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 4: know hockey.

1026
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: I know.

1027
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 2: No, he this is Kidney candy store stuff for him.

1028
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 4: Some guy. Uh, there's a hockey dude.

1029
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 5: Crosby was DM me last night and I was like,

1030
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 5: I don't know who you are.

1031
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 2: I can't.

1032
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 5: I can't another well, Bill Crosby or something. Yeah, Sidney

1033
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 5: Crosby or something. Yeah, I'm still waiting for Aaron Rodgers

1034
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 5: to text me back.

1035
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 4: I mean we had a time with Crosby was texting

1036
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 4: you last night. No, I believe in these things. Hockey

1037
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: is He wanted to hold out Home I did. I

1038
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 4: didn't do.

1039
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 5: I did Tampa and the Lightning is really big now

1040
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 5: and they got some good players on it. And then

1041
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 5: all the players are at my show and I'm I

1042
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 5: don't follow hockey, so I don't really know who they are.

1043
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 5: And I was taking pictures and all my people, all

1044
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 5: the people are like, that's Dot and I was like,

1045
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 5: I don't. It's kind of pretty beautiful.

1046
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 4: Winnipeg, Winnipeg.

1047
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we were yeah with the Jets, with the

1048
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 8: Jets and and the guy Hella Buck. Yeah, now he's

1049
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 8: gonna Now he's the gold medal winner. You should be

1050
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 8: happy about him. Yeah, he's the guy that's all that

1051
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 8: game from Canada.

1052
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 2: Ian bagg in studio and he'll be back in Pittsburgh

1053
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 2: next week, which is cool. But you get to see

1054
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: him on stage opening up for Burt Kreischer to night

1055
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 2: at PPG Paints Arena. Tickets available. The tickets that are

1056
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: left are available at ticketmaster dot com. Make sure you

1057
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 2: get on this. Don't miss Burt. We're gonna do a

1058
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: quick break. We'll come back and hang out a little

1059
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: bit more. I got a couple more questions I want

1060
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 2: to throw at you here, and I'm trying to figure

1061
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: out what year you first came on the DV Morning show,

1062
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: and I think it was like two thousand, Well years

1063
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 2: you start doing stand up, because I think it was

1064
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: like two thousand and five.

1065
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, yeah it was four. I definitely had kids.

1066
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 5: It was two thousand and five, yes, yeah, and.

1067
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: We had common a kid and you were friends with

1068
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 2: Mike Calta, and I was friends.

1069
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 4: Jim was still here, Jimmy. It was me and Jimmy.

1070
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 4: It was you and Jim.

1071
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just remember that there was two people

1072
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 2: who when they first came in, or three people when

1073
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 2: they first came in were we were like, oh my god,

1074
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 2: they're going to be you can just tell you. Ralphie,

1075
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Ralphie and Greg Warren. Greg Warren came

1076
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 2: in and in the middle of a break walked in

1077
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 2: and we didn't know who he was, and he sat

1078
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 2: down and he did his Fluteman bit and it became

1079
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,280
Speaker 2: like legendary on DV for ten years.

1080
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 5: I remember the first time I did Rogue and I

1081
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 5: tried to do a bit, and he went like, this

1082
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 5: are we doing bits? And I went, oh my god,

1083
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 5: this isn't bits. And I stopped then and he went yeah.

1084
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 5: And I was trying to tell him about when I

1085
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 5: thought a bear, and it was like it was so uncomfortable.

1086
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 5: It was almost like trying to show a porn star

1087
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Speaker 5: you're junk, and she'd like, this is I do?

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Speaker 4: That's all I do? And I started it and then

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Speaker 4: I just stopped it.

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Speaker 5: And then I was like do you want to hear

1091
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Speaker 5: about the time I got involved with Russ Mafia and

1092
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 5: I was like, that's what.

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00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 4: I wouldn't hear. Well.

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Speaker 2: My theory is always like, whatever you want to do,

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00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: If you want to do bits, you want to just

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00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 2: bs do that, because some comics don't want to just

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00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 2: sit down and be like just riff.

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Speaker 4: They want to do their stuff. All I wanted to

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Speaker 4: do was come in here and drink.

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Speaker 5: My favorite thing in the world is morning drinking on radio,

1101
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 5: saying wild stuff and not knowing and that that energy

1102
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Speaker 5: is my favorite energy.

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Speaker 2: Here's like some of the Burt Krayser clips I have

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Speaker 2: through the years that are sitting on the page in

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Speaker 2: front of me. Uh, the Tracy Morgan PCP story, uh,

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Speaker 2: skydiving with Rachel ray the machine, the Will Smith story

1107
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: to taking an icy light to school.

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Speaker 5: That's so crazy. Keep going, that's the very beginning when

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Speaker 5: that really happened. Yeah, keep going.

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Speaker 2: Ila brushing her teeth with the wrong toothbrush.

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Speaker 4: I never put that in a special.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I always thought that that one was so damn funny.

1113
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: This one is getting.

1114
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 4: Pulled over trick or treating with a gay couple.

1115
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Speaker 5: I would love to hear that I could use that tonight.

1116
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Speaker 5: You want to hear it, Yeah, we'll hear when we

1117
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Speaker 5: come back. We'll go through some of the best of

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Speaker 5: Burt on the DV Morning Show through the years.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I have an entire file.

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Speaker 4: It is shovel racing.

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Speaker 2: And then we have clips of you when you did

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00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 2: the Doug Loves Movie podcast with us as part of

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00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 2: the Comedy Fest and you talked about the Fish that

1124
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: Save Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a great movie.

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Speaker 3: Jerry Coleman, doctor j Kareem abdul Jabbar, whatsoever? Basketball astrology

1127
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 3: we win. That's that's where that story goes about. It's

1128
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 3: crazy ever tell a movie so good? Uh, Burt Krascher raffles.

1129
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 3: They should redo that with They should do that. Drew

1130
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 3: Ski should redo that. Let me do a quick break.

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Speaker 2: We'll come back more with Bert Krescher Ian Bagson Studio

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Speaker 2: as well, and Burt Kreischer's permission to party tour PPG

1133
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: Paints Arena tonight. There are some tickets left, Go get them.

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Speaker 3: Got us.

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Speaker 1: Let Michelle know what you want to hear. She delivers

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Speaker 1: every weekday afternoon on the all request of electric.

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Speaker 4: Lunch askin you shall received on Dve.

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Speaker 2: You know that feeling when you finally get the house

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Speaker 2: truly clean and not just picked up, but