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Speaker 1: It's k if I am sixty and you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeart radio app.

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Speaker 2: I only have one of those stories Crow shows like

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Speaker 2: A nine. None of them where you know you get

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Speaker 2: you got hit on by somebody who's really influential in

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Speaker 2: the business, in show business or you know, really could

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Speaker 2: make your your life better, you know, with a job

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Speaker 2: promotion and crap like them. But there was a big

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Speaker 2: agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager, and I met him.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were gonna say Judy Denton. Oh no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, no way, wasn't Judy and I dated for three months?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 2: But I was at with my dad at God. I

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Speaker 2: think it was like the our Samuel Hall Show is

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Speaker 2: one of those late night talk shows. I know it

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Speaker 2: wasn't the Tonight Show. I think he was our Sinio Hall.

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Speaker 2: And that manager was there. He represented some other big

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Speaker 2: actor or whatever. And we just talking backstage in the

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Speaker 2: green room and and I didn't even know the guy

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Speaker 2: was was gay. I thought, you know, we were just

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Speaker 2: chit chatting. And he said he had a poker game

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Speaker 2: at his house every you know, month or so. He says,

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Speaker 2: a lot of you know, uh, you know, big Hollywood

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Speaker 2: types show up and we just played poker for a

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Speaker 2: couple hours. I said, oh yeah, poker. Yeah, barely even

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Speaker 2: know and I and I said, uh, I said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, uh, if I'm in the area, you're playing,

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Speaker 2: and you know, stop by and went over there, and

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Speaker 2: sure not. They're like seven people there, and I ended

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Speaker 2: up knowing like two of them. I knew one was

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Speaker 2: a writer and the other guy was an actor, and

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Speaker 2: the other guys were like producers and you know, Hollywood times.

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Speaker 2: And so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking,

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Speaker 2: having a good time. And then one guy gets up.

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Speaker 2: He goes, I got you know, kids to take the soccer.

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Speaker 2: The morning guy gotta go, so he splits. Another guy splits,

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Speaker 2: So we're down to like four people and we're playing blackjack.

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Speaker 2: So you know, you know, it's not poker anymore. He

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Speaker 2: can't play poker with three people. So we're playing blackjack

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Speaker 2: and you know, other games. And it wasn't for a

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Speaker 2: lot of money, and so I said, I gotta use

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Speaker 2: your bathroom. So I go to the bathroom in there

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Speaker 2: for two minutes and I come out and all the

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Speaker 2: other players have split and this guy's on the couch

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Speaker 2: with a glass of wine, right.

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Speaker 5: And nothing on.

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Speaker 2: No, well, no, he was fully clothed. You know, he

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Speaker 2: wasn't there. We weren't there yet. And he said, uh,

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Speaker 2: he says, hey, why don't you sit down and we'll

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Speaker 2: talk about your career? Right, and and then I remember

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Speaker 2: he goes, he goes, why don't you sit down and

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Speaker 2: we'll talk about your career. So where'd you go to breakfast?

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ smoked by everybody tonight?

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Speaker 5: A grand slammer Moon's over my hand and.

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Speaker 2: It was Beverly Hills Hotel, was very good looking. I'm

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Speaker 2: not I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guide,

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Speaker 2: you know, freshman. No, no, no, no, dude, this is

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Speaker 2: Mimosa time, you know, if you're gonna, you know, hang

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Speaker 2: with tea bones.

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Speaker 5: If you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: No, but I you know, I was saying I split,

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Speaker 2: not obviously I did split, and now I and you know,

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Speaker 2: but I always I always thought I wanted to call,

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Speaker 2: like the all the other guys that were playing that

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Speaker 2: night and go, hey, you know, that move may work

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Speaker 2: on some of the guys, But I wasn't into it,

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Speaker 2: and I was. I wanted to like call him on, go, hey,

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Speaker 2: did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,

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Speaker 2: you got you know, you set another guy up to

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Speaker 2: get the you know, and I don't know.

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Speaker 5: That's what I was wonder about the process. When you

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Speaker 5: went to the bathroom, was there a discussion to be

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Speaker 5: had or the second the door close to the bathroom

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Speaker 5: they all grabbed the coats and ran.

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Speaker 2: Obviously there was there was you know, this has either

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Speaker 2: happened before, or he said, hey, you guys got to

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Speaker 2: get out of here. You know, I got the I

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Speaker 2: got young te bones to uh to tackle here. The

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Speaker 2: smoking lamp has been it. But it was on the

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Speaker 2: elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex,

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Speaker 2: But on the elevator ride down, I'm like, man, I

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Speaker 2: wonder if like other guys have you done this or

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Speaker 2: maybe they hang maybe they don't. And I felt dirty.

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Speaker 2: I felt like I was like, you know, if he

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Speaker 2: if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you know,

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Speaker 2: you went too uh uh this?

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Speaker 3: You know, did you question whether you were sending him signals?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe I let him down.

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Speaker 7: You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized

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Speaker 7: it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,

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Speaker 7: which oh yeah, oh.

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Speaker 2: You're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know it there, I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: That's that's cell phones back then to text him.

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Speaker 8: Or go back there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I buzz him up. I go, hey, I left

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Speaker 2: my card again up there. Maybe I was given the

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Speaker 2: wrong leave behind my penny Lovers and Cardigan are still

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Speaker 2: up there. Can I slide up them?

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Speaker 5: Ascot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I was given them wrong signals. It's my fault.

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Speaker 2: It's always the guy, always the I've got.

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Speaker 5: I've never had a I've never had the let's talk

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Speaker 5: about your sort of career, or the implication that I

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Speaker 5: could advance your caw. I never had any of that.

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Speaker 5: I just had straight out, well, you never know what

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Speaker 5: you want. I want life until you try a little

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Speaker 5: bit of everything.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: I've had that? Verbatim said to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like somebody once said to me, They said, hey,

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Speaker 2: are you gay? And I said, well, I said not now.

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Speaker 2: But you know, it's a long life. You know, who knows?

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Speaker 9: You never know?

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Speaker 2: You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,

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Speaker 2: that's get butterflies and all of a sudden you're off

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Speaker 2: to the races.

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Speaker 5: What kind of fluff.

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Speaker 2: But you know, but that's but that has happened before.

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Speaker 2: I know a woman who was married to a guy

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Speaker 2: and she and I think she's even told the story

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Speaker 2: on the air before him. I think we had her

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Speaker 2: on and she told this story. But she was a

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Speaker 2: heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.

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Speaker 2: And she was playing tennis one day with another couple

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Speaker 2: and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,

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Speaker 2: but glanced over the other woman and they both approached

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Speaker 2: the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,

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Speaker 2: but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of

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Speaker 2: my life with you. And the other woman said, I

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Speaker 2: have the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their

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Speaker 2: husbands and they got married and they're still together today.

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Speaker 2: That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why

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Speaker 2: I say it's a long life.

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Speaker 5: You know, you never know what you want in life.

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Speaker 5: Try a little bit of everything.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's you know, I obviously you know you know,

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Speaker 2: I think look I'm fifty eight. I think you know

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Speaker 2: that you know the clock is uh run out. But

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Speaker 2: I think when you're younger, you know, especially nowadays, I

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Speaker 2: don't know. You know, you're in a bar and you

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Speaker 2: look across the you know, the bar, and you see

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Speaker 2: another guy, go wow, what happened? That's kind of weird feeling, right,

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Speaker 2: But I think as you get older, you're like, you

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Speaker 2: know what, I think it's just time to go to bed,

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Speaker 2: you know. I think as you get older, you're you know,

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Speaker 2: you're you're you know, you get set in your ways.

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Speaker 2: I used this detergent I've used since I was a kid.

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Speaker 2: I get the same haircut, I get the same shoes.

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Speaker 2: You don't. You don't expand your life, you don't open

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Speaker 2: yourselves up for new ideas. But if you're young, if

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Speaker 2: you're like eighteen, nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not

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Speaker 2: a big thing anymore to be gay. I think that

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Speaker 2: those the kids nowadays, I have not more. I hate

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Speaker 2: to like misphrase it, but they have. Uh they're more

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Speaker 2: open this generation to like everything and anything. And back

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Speaker 2: when I was growing up, you know, that just wasn't

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Speaker 2: the case, you know, at all. So nice to see

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Speaker 2: progress we weren't part of it, but it's nice to

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Speaker 2: see you know, society progress. You weren't part of it, Yes, right,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't part of it. You evidently were church part Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's right. Did you turn it all down?

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Speaker 4: Cross?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 5: When he had when he said, you never know what

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Speaker 5: you want, like to try a little bit everything my

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Speaker 5: responsible since he because he just prior to that, he

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Speaker 5: had asked me if I was dating anybody, and I wasn't,

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Speaker 5: but he said, because you know, and then afterwards I said, yes,

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Speaker 5: it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.

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Speaker 2: I'm not seeing anybody at the that's wild, all right, man.

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Speaker 2: Everybody loves Krozier. That's name the name of.

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Speaker 3: The new name of the Showbody loves.

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Speaker 2: Everybody loves Krusier because everybody loves Krusier.

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Speaker 5: At one point in the in the industry here in La,

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Speaker 5: the radio industry execs new of me because of my

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Speaker 5: tight white jeans.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we

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Speaker 2: just know this something here? For ten years I've never

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Speaker 2: explored your tight white jeans.

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Speaker 5: Apparently it got around.

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Speaker 2: All right, we gotta come back with your tight white

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Speaker 2: jeans and please tell me you stuffed them into some

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Speaker 2: cowboy boots.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on demand from KF

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Speaker 8: I am six forty.

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Speaker 2: Your cute jeans? You know what that's from? No, you're

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Speaker 2: cute jeans about Angel does J You know what that's from?

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Speaker 2: Your cute jens? You know that's from? Huh huh huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: do you know what it's from?

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Speaker 10: Uh uh?

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Speaker 2: Krosia or no, Dana Stefoo, nobody knows what that that

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Speaker 2: reference is Your cute genes? No you mean these genes? No,

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Speaker 2: these are my genes. No, no, your cute genes. You

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Speaker 2: mean my jeans are cute? No, your cute jeans. It's

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Speaker 2: the Kardashians. At one point, one of the general kids

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Speaker 2: said to their mom, your cute genes, and she goes, oh,

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Speaker 2: these are these aren't new because no, no, no, not

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Speaker 2: those your cue genes. She was, no, they're not your cuechans,

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Speaker 2: they're my genes. He goes, no, no, your cute genes,

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Speaker 2: your cute genes. You've never heard that that that that's

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Speaker 2: a very pame famous run it is. Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 2: know you were so up on the Kardashians famous. Uh

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Speaker 2: oh I see, okay, trying to reduce it to you know,

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Speaker 2: your your inability to you know, follow pop culture, to

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Speaker 2: my obsession with them. I got it. I get that.

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Speaker 2: That's stings lilting, right, Okay, that's cool.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, So I just look that up. It's very popular.

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Speaker 5: It's so popular. She actually named one of her lipstick

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Speaker 5: lines after that color.

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Speaker 2: Is that right? Cute jeans?

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Speaker 5: You're cute jeans, lip shine lacquer like Kylie Jenner.

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Speaker 2: So what was the That's great that I know that

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Speaker 3: It's weird.

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Speaker 2: It's not, you know, because I saw it. I'm on

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Speaker 2: YouTube Kians in order okay, in order of age. I

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Speaker 2: couldn't name them if they were sitting in front of

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Speaker 2: you of name tags on them. I know, Kim, don't

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Speaker 2: of age? No, I'm doing chronic in order of people.

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Speaker 2: I would not be uh invited to the same party.

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Speaker 5: It's the chronological Kardashians.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's there's Kim right, Chloe Ding, Kokie, Caitlin count

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Speaker 2: We'll take that. Bruce. No, I get double this.

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Speaker 5: I get Kardashian No.

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Speaker 3: No, Jenner's and Kardashic.

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Speaker 2: I get to there. I get one one and a

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Speaker 11: Ah, come on, okay, wait a minute, okay, uh Chloe, Kim,

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Speaker 11: Caitlyn Bruce, Oh.

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Speaker 2: The mom, the mamager.

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Speaker 8: What's your name?

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Speaker 3: I love my life?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's uh. I love my friends.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love my friends.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's a.

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Speaker 3: North that is a child of one of them. We'll

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Speaker 3: accept that. That's her last name.

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Speaker 2: Whatever, Northwest is the name?

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Speaker 5: Mhm?

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Speaker 2: Is she going in the right direct your life? Ding dong?

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Speaker 2: All right? God, I don't remember that other kid's name,

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Speaker 2: Ka Sick, right, the Scott disc who's married to Scott Dissick.

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Speaker 3: Nobody was ever married.

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Speaker 2: That's a girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what was that?

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Speaker 3: Well, you need to tell us.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know what's her name.

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Speaker 5: It begins with the K Courtney Courtney.

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Speaker 4: My my.

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Speaker 2: Niece's name is Courtney. I should know that. All right?

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Speaker 2: Then who are the other the Jenner kids? Kylie, Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's the makeup one. Now you need the model, Oh

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Speaker 2: the model, oh models? Karen?

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Speaker 2: I Ava no like Ava. No, all right, I wrote

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Speaker 2: I so the three the three sisters are kkk all.

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Speaker 3: The sisters are kkkkk.

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Speaker 2: All right, so Kylie Corona but the k Cudweiser No,

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Speaker 2: Google country, No, just don't short tree. Uh that's short,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? What is or what's the other kids name?

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Speaker 2: get that brother, Steve. He's a Kardashian. He's got a

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Speaker 3: Bill named after his father.

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Speaker 5: That should help.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that dad's name. Uh huh, I'm what's

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Speaker 3: Yes, you did pretty good, you did pretty okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't really follow them, but I do know

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Speaker 2: the cute jeans thing.

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Speaker 3: But you can quote them, which is your No.

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Speaker 2: But I thought that that was funny. That was a

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Speaker 2: funny Longe. You're cute Geene. Yeah right, you never heard

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Speaker 2: it even I can't believe that nobody on the show

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you heard it and remembered it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, have everybody on this show.

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Speaker 3: You can't remember to button your shirt, but you remember that.

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Speaker 2: Your cute jans because it was it was funny.

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Speaker 5: You're cute geenes.

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Speaker 2: Right, let me see if I can find it here?

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Speaker 2: It is, all right, here's the whole run. All right,

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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 4: Close are cute chains. You're cute jeans?

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Speaker 10: Those are mine? No, I thought you said you're cute jeans.

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Speaker 10: Those are my jeans? No cute jeans?

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Speaker 7: Huh?

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm going home.

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Speaker 2: That's it. That's a nice run. Right, you want to

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Speaker 2: hear it again.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Close are cute chains.

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Speaker 2: That's the mamager. What's her name, Chris? That's Chris talking

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Speaker 2: to Kylie? I think, all right, Chris talking to Kylie.

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Speaker 4: Those are cute cheans. You're cute cheans.

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Speaker 10: Those are mine? No O, I thought you said you're

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Speaker 10: cute jeans. Did those are my jeans? No cute jeans?

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Speaker 4: Huh? All right, I'm going home.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Ding Dong crew, right, ding dong with them?

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Speaker 2: All right? That's all I remember from that program. All right,

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Speaker 2: I think I did pretty well, you know, for a

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Speaker 2: guy that does not follow a lot of Hollywood. I mean, if, if, seriously,

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Speaker 2: I would be going.

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Speaker 5: Ah, I know the guy.

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Speaker 2: I'm just not good with names like that. You know

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Speaker 8: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

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Speaker 8: I AM six forty.

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Speaker 2: There was an interesting article. It's called eight Steps to

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Speaker 2: handle a boss that's constantly yelling at you, Right, But

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Speaker 2: gonna ask you, guys, the question if you're gonna make

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Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars a year? Right, and I'll seriously

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Speaker 2: think about this. Don't give me some wild, crazy, you know,

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Speaker 12: All?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 2: If you were getting five hundred thousand dollars a year,

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Speaker 2: would it be a weekly basis, daily basis, twice a day?

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Speaker 2: How often would you tolerate somebody coming in and really

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Speaker 2: getting in your face? I love this poll, right, but

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Speaker 2: getting in your face like you mother, you stupid you,

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Speaker 2: you know you. I hate your wife, I hate your kids,

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Speaker 2: I hate you. I hate the shirt you wear. The

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Speaker 2: bah bah.

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Speaker 4: And this isn't this.

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Speaker 3: Isn't our industry that we work in.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, this is any any industry, right, all right?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's start with the steph wush. How often

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Speaker 2: would you tolerate a guy coming in and yelling at you?

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Speaker 2: I think honestly once a month, once a month. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say I could take once a week,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm tough. I'm tough, croach am. I supposed

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Maybe once a month, once.

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Speaker 2: A month, maybe at a half a mill half a

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Speaker 5: Yeah I can. I can deal with twelve twelve.

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Speaker 2: Of those sessions. Yeah, all right, man. And if they

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Speaker 2: you'd be on easy Street exactly right. I'll take the

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Speaker 2: one a month. Who's is will Cole Shriver with us?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey, you want to participate here?

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Speaker 13: Bub Sure, I'm towards once a month, a month maybe

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say on a daily basis, really because I

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Speaker 2: I never heard man swear and have never heard him

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: She would go, you piece of s you know you

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Speaker 5: I push back when someone does that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, good for you. You know I probably should too,

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Speaker 2: And like I always, you know, I always it's a

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 2: So I think when somebody yells like that much. I've

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if they, If they, there are different types, like

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Speaker 2: But it's also maybe one of the reasons I think

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Speaker 2: I think it like like if your if your dad

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Speaker 12: You know.

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Speaker 5: That's interesting. Yeah, I guess so, Yeah, because my dad

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Speaker 5: and I put you on restrictioner.

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Speaker 2: Oh, is that right?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I would. I would be in my room

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Speaker 5: from report card report card if.

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Speaker 2: I had a c really yeah, oh man, if it

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Speaker 2: was if I had all sees, there's a party at

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Speaker 2: my house.

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Speaker 9: A right.

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Speaker 2: That's why you learned to make the fake report cards.

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Speaker 5: I tried that.

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Speaker 2: I got caught, or you or you're the teacher's assistant,

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Speaker 2: you know, yeah, right, And I remember making a forty

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Speaker 2: eight into a ninety eight pretty quickly.

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Speaker 5: I did try to do that. I got caught.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 5: I tried to forge my dad's name on the bottom

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Speaker 5: of it, and they went, I don't care.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF

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Speaker 8: I am six forty.

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Speaker 2: Ryan Reagan, very funny comic. It's a really cool bit

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Speaker 2: on flying going to hear it. Okay, I'll play it

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Speaker 2: for you, Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 9: I flew here.

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Speaker 12: I've come. The first class people just they can just

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Speaker 12: get on whenever they want. I've always hated that first

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Speaker 12: class people for it.

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Speaker 9: You're sure take your time. First class people.

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Speaker 12: People don't wait six six because way hello, PAGs.

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Speaker 9: So when you do get on the first class people,

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Speaker 9: they are already sitting there.

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Speaker 12: They're all sprawled out in their big thrones. Bring me

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Speaker 12: the head of a pair and a goblet of something

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Speaker 12: cool and refreshing. Who don't have a fiddle? Thank someone

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Speaker 12: from Coach Fittiform.

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Speaker 9: Amusement. The fiddles and newerhead.

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Speaker 13: Rocks up there.

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Speaker 12: You're not allowed to even use their bathrooms. The bathrooms

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Speaker 12: up front are for our first class passengers. The coach

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Speaker 12: bathrooms are located at Newark Airport, Concourse Seat, Concourse Sea Mabecher.

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Speaker 12: So when you do board the first class people, they're

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Speaker 12: sitting there. A lot of them are working as you're boarding.

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Speaker 12: They have computers out and calculators looking up and you're like, hey,

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Speaker 12: we're making money right now, right now, we're making money.

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Speaker 9: Go get in the back, hurtain. I don't want to

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Speaker 9: see even in my criminal snap it snap it shot.

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Speaker 4: It's a matter of us.

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Speaker 9: They gotta cover us up with a tark and you

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Speaker 9: go in the back. Everybody has coloring books on you,

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Speaker 9: but you put mere where was you?

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Speaker 12: Who was you at?

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Speaker 4: You're in the.

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Speaker 12: Middle and there's nine of us and you're in the middle,

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Speaker 12: and we have all the arm wrestle.

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Speaker 9: You gotta sit like this. You gotta figure out a

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Speaker 9: way to eat your snap while your uncles are touching.

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Speaker 9: You gotta learn how to twist your little plastic to

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Speaker 9: your tensil. Like to sit weigh in the back.

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Speaker 2: Weigh in the back.

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Speaker 9: Except for one thing, all the good meals run out.

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Speaker 12: You know, you're poking your head out from row one

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Speaker 12: ninety nine, the slate at tennis or this big.

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Speaker 9: You can hear the good meals getting snaged.

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Speaker 12: We have a turkey sandwich, a chicken casandia, and a

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Speaker 12: cold fishhead.

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Speaker 9: I wonder what I'm gonna keep.

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Speaker 12: So when they get to the back of the plane,

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Speaker 12: they have to do that flat attendant psychology game.

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Speaker 9: Pretend like the good stuff never even existed.

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Speaker 13: It never even was.

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Speaker 9: Would you like a nice cold fish head?

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Speaker 12: They're frozen, solid, frozen head of fish, the eyeballs in

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Speaker 12: there and the skeletons coming out.

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Speaker 9: It comes with a turn up and a sport. I

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Speaker 9: was pushing you to have one of them, like pushing

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Speaker 9: a fund of star.

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Speaker 12: But I admire flat attendants, man, I really do. They

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Speaker 12: put up with a lot of garbage people. Have you

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Speaker 12: ever been sitting in your seat and you see somebody

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Speaker 12: trying to fit somebody overhead racked that you know are

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Speaker 12: going in there like in a million years you have

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Speaker 12: like a mattress in a lamp.

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Speaker 6: They're looking at him like, what kind of perception problems

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Speaker 6: this guy had? And the flight attendants are always nice.

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Speaker 6: You always run up and act like it might maybe fit.

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Speaker 6: You know, I don't know if that's gonna get up

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Speaker 6: there like a jagger for you.

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Speaker 9: You're more ron.

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Speaker 12: I know that's what they want to say. I would

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Speaker 12: last about eight seconds at that job. I'll just get

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Speaker 12: up there and this say that look like that's going

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Speaker 12: to fit. This is my true You have a dead yet,

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Speaker 12: are you okay? You don't see all these people jammed

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Speaker 12: up waiting on you.

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Speaker 9: You don't see any of that. Oh no, no, this

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Speaker 9: is your world. It's all about Yeah, you let us

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Speaker 9: know when you're all set.

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Speaker 2: That guy's great man, Brian Reagan. If you want something

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Speaker 2: clean that the kids can listen to, you know, you

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Speaker 2: got some of my time this holiday season. You want

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Speaker 2: to put something on, something that's you know, not the

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Speaker 2: social media, and the kids and the parents can listen to.

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Speaker 2: Brian Reagan is the go to guys.

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Speaker 5: It does take a lot for a clean comedian to

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Speaker 5: get to me, and he definitely does.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta I gotta go for the dark next

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Speaker 5: and stuff. But Reagan knocks it out.

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Speaker 12: Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he's good man, Brian Reagan, isn't it. We're live

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Speaker 2: on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on demand on

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Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM

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Speaker 1: six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and

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