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Speaker 1: It's the show show. Just mess around, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred four oh nine ninety three ninety three. Anyone

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Speaker 2: ever accidentally steals something, if you ever walked away with

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Speaker 2: something and went up crap, I can't believe I took that.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday.

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Speaker 2: It happened, and I still haven't returned it yet, and

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid I don't want to be that guy to

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Speaker 2: get an email. My apartment complex will send an email

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Speaker 2: to everyone if something happens, and whenever I read it,

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Speaker 2: I always laugh and I'm like stink to be that person,

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Speaker 2: not me though I didn't make the mistake, although now

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Speaker 2: I'm the guy that made the mistake. I make a

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Speaker 2: lot of them. Eight hundred four oh nine ninety three

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Speaker 2: ninety three. If you've accidentally stolen something, I have these

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Speaker 2: mail keys, so when you open up your mailbox, they'll

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Speaker 2: give you another key if you have a bigger package,

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Speaker 2: and then you use that key to open up the

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Speaker 2: bigger mailbox and the key normally locks in, so you

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Speaker 2: can't like take that key, like it stays there so

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Speaker 2: that then the USPS you know, carrier can then redo

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Speaker 2: the drill whatever. So yesterday, get a package and shout

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Speaker 2: out to a Joe Show family member by the name

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Speaker 2: of Keith.

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Speaker 1: I love Keith. Uh he he got all of it.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys get the chocolates and very tasty chocolates?

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Speaker 1: Uh uh?

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Speaker 2: And I bring the chocolates upstairs, and I had a

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Speaker 2: couple of other things in my hand because I went

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Speaker 2: to Publics before, and I'm like, unloading everything, move on

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Speaker 2: with my day. And then my fiance ask me. She's like,

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Speaker 2: why did you bring this up? And I looked. I

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Speaker 2: stole the key on accident, and I haven't returned it

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Speaker 2: yet because I was tired last night. One time, when

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Speaker 2: I was a kid, I accident stole sunglasses. Let me

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Speaker 2: tell you why. I was trying them on, and then

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Speaker 2: I thought I saw it would be cool if I

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Speaker 2: was the guy that wore sunglasses on top of my head.

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Speaker 2: And I walked out, and then we were in the car.

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Speaker 2: My mom flipped out that I purposely did it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't, at least that's what my memory is. Maybe

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Speaker 2: I did. I don't know what did you accidentally steal?

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Speaker 3: So I didn't accident, so I almost stole it. I

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Speaker 3: was at Public's on Tuesday recently.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so.

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Speaker 3: That Publix has a place where they make smoothies. So

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Speaker 3: I normally just go get a smoothie, but this time

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Speaker 3: I was like, you know, let me grab some fruit

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Speaker 3: because I want to have something for Thursday Friday. So

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Speaker 3: I end up going normally like I said, I go

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Speaker 3: get a smoothie and I walk out, so.

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Speaker 1: Instead I placed my order for my smoothie.

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Speaker 3: I'm walking out grabbing the groceries and like, oh, I'll

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Speaker 3: pay for everything after I get my smoothie. Tell me

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Speaker 3: why I have the basket on my shoulder with bananas,

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Speaker 3: strawberries and apples, and I grabbed my smoothie and I

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Speaker 3: walk out.

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Speaker 1: The side door.

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Speaker 3: Mind I'm like, why is this white lady sitting here

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Speaker 3: looking at me?

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Speaker 1: Crazy?

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Speaker 3: She was eyeing me down like I was doing something wrong.

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Speaker 3: I literally walk out to the like the street, and

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Speaker 3: I look and I'm like, what is my arm? I

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Speaker 3: don't carry a purse, and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I just stole from public. So I run back inside

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Speaker 3: and I already feel weird because I didn't I didn't care.

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Speaker 3: I've walked out. I didn't feel anything. I didn't know

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Speaker 3: I was stealing, but walking in with the stolen products

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Speaker 3: and that lady's still looking at me like I was crazy.

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Speaker 3: I felt so embarrassed. But Loki, I'm like, I could

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Speaker 3: have just walked to the car. But I love public

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Speaker 3: so I'm not gonna steal from publics.

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Speaker 2: I love publics as well I do. They got one

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Speaker 2: thing wrong with them.

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Speaker 1: What too friendly? Because they are very friendly.

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Speaker 2: The carts need to be inside of the store, not

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Speaker 2: outside of the store. Certain publics have the cars I won.

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Speaker 2: We've talked about it on the show before. As a man,

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Speaker 2: you can't. You can't do a push cart.

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Speaker 1: No. No, if you're a man and you're pushing a car.

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Speaker 2: Public the hand carts the one that you carry, and honestly,

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Speaker 2: it looks like a basket a Wizard of Os for

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Speaker 2: whatever reason. That's why, Yeah, I hold it. But they

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Speaker 2: put those on the outside. I don't know that I

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Speaker 2: need that until I'm in their shopping. But then I

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Speaker 2: can't walk out and then go grab it. So what

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Speaker 2: am I supposed to do?

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Speaker 3: I tell him like, hey, I'm out to run and

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Speaker 3: grab this. I'm not stealing. I promise you exactly. John

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Speaker 3: will stick with publics. You walked out without pain on accident.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was in the store a couple of

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Speaker 4: days ago when I was doing my shopping and you know,

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Speaker 4: I had the shelf checkouts there and uh, I was

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Speaker 4: on the phone with my wife, just kind of a

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Speaker 4: kind of a side tracked, and I went walked out

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Speaker 4: with my groceries, and a halfway through the parking, like,

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Speaker 4: I comes out and says.

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Speaker 5: Hey, come back here. I'm like, oh shoot. So I

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Speaker 5: was like, oh man, it's all so bad. So I

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Speaker 5: walked back and he was kind of like covering over me,

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Speaker 5: make sure I'm pay. I'm gonna pay, obviously, but I

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Speaker 5: was like, oh my god, I can't. I walked out

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Speaker 5: with like almost fifty dollars with the groceries.

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Speaker 2: Well, and I feel like those people too, like the

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Speaker 2: rent to cops, they kind of like they'd live for that.

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Speaker 5: That one he said he come back here. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: oh man. I was like, oh dude, come on along.

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Speaker 6: Day.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was up UNTI was like six o'clock in

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Speaker 5: the morning a day.

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Speaker 3: It was a long day.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't only paying attention. But that was the first

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Speaker 5: time my whole entire life that ever did.

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Speaker 1: Something like that.

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Speaker 3: But no siren, no alarm went off.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like y'all could have stopped me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather there not be a siren. I don't wanted security.

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Speaker 5: He was. He was a public cereal of the day.

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Speaker 5: They were like, hey, come back here. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: God's public superman, right.

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Speaker 3: You already know he walked around and told everyone, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: John, you're the best. Thank you for calling in love

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Speaker 1: you man. Hey, Lauren, you stole from Bob Ross.

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Speaker 6: No, no, I stole for I'm a super grocery store

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Speaker 6: up north called Jungle Gems, And yeah, how do you

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Speaker 6: know that?

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows Jungle Gyms. What did you see?

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Speaker 6: Yes, So at the beginning of our trip, my my

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Speaker 6: dad put a little Bob Ross stuffy in my son's

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Speaker 6: it ended up like in the bottom of the basket

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Speaker 6: of the stroller. And after two hours of walking around

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Speaker 6: Jungle Gems, which it could take ten hours getting through there,

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Speaker 6: but after two hours, we checked out and left and

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Speaker 6: the stroller got folded with the stuffy in it, and

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Speaker 6: we get home and we see Bob Ross laying in

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Speaker 6: the bottom of the stroller and we're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 6: we stole Bob Ross.

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Speaker 2: This he's trying to so messed up that that's what

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Speaker 2: I thought about.

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Speaker 1: You blame it on the baby's not you moms.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we still have it after two years or like whatever.

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Speaker 6: But they was so far away from my dad's house

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Speaker 6: where we're not driving it back.

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Speaker 1: And it's called Jungle Gyms.

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Speaker 6: Jungle Gym, do you have to look it up? It's

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Speaker 6: and the bathrooms looked like porta potties on the outside,

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Speaker 6: but it's like a massive bathroom on the inside.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty awesome. Yeah, that's cool. I like it, Lauren,

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for calling in love you Marie.

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Speaker 1: Marie, go ahead. You accidentally stole.

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Speaker 7: What well, actually I didn't steal it. When my daughter

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Speaker 7: was twelve years old, she got caught stealing a lip

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Speaker 7: bomb from a CBS and when I found out about it,

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Speaker 7: I made her go over there every day after school

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Speaker 7: for a week and sleep the parking lot while her

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Speaker 7: friends were driving around. Her wife got her bomb.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so listen, so listen, listen. That's not the end

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Speaker 8: of the story.

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Speaker 7: Fast forward. She was twenty one, she went into the

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Speaker 7: police department, got a job. She became a police officer

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Speaker 7: in Connecticut, and she was shopping in Macy's, tried on

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Speaker 7: a pocketbook to see how it walked.

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Speaker 8: On her shoulder, look in the mirror, walked out of

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Speaker 8: the store with the pocketbook.

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Speaker 7: On her shoulder. Nearly had a heart at talk.

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Speaker 6: Here she is a police officer in uniform walking on

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Speaker 6: her baby.

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Speaker 7: And she said, and she says to me, Mom, you

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Speaker 7: created such a paranoia when I had to go sweep

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Speaker 7: that parking I was.

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Speaker 8: Twelve years old.

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Speaker 7: But she never stole another thing in the rest of

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Speaker 7: her life when she's forty six.

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Speaker 5: Now, So there you go, Marie.

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Speaker 2: Every mother and father loves you now for giving him

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Speaker 2: a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Every kid is not happy with you.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, but you know what. I went and talked to

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Speaker 8: the store manager, and I said, what are you gonna

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Speaker 8: do when you steal? There's a price to pay. You're

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Speaker 8: gonna go sleep that parking lot a half an hour

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Speaker 8: and I sat in my car and watched her while

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Speaker 8: she did it in the back, not in the front

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Speaker 8: when it was traffic. The manager was all okay with it,

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Speaker 8: and she learned her lesson.

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Speaker 7: Believe me. I came up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hur, we'd have a big issue if she was like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, not that bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue to see I'm not stilling no more.

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Speaker 1: Marine's kidding.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, oh, she never stole another thing anyways. But hey,

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Speaker 8: have a merry Christmas you guys.

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Speaker 1: Hey Mari, real quick, what should Joe do with the

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Speaker 1: key that he stole?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: What's his punishment?

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Speaker 8: I think you should swallow it and wait for it

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Speaker 8: to come out the on the red