Speaker 1: It's mojo in the morning. So I did not sleep
Speaker 1: at home last night. I slept in another person's bed.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to say that and actually have it
Speaker 1: be kind of cool, like I was actually doing something fun.
Speaker 2: But I had to do a sleep study last night.
Speaker 1: So in shout out to Laurie, my sleep study superstar,
Speaker 1: that that helped me through the night and probably heard
Speaker 1: bodily functions coming right out of my butt. Hoole.
Speaker 2: It was funny.
Speaker 3: Tell you if you do any of that stuff or no.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny.
Speaker 1: I did not ask her because I did say to
Speaker 1: her in the beginning, I put the blame on you, Shannon.
Speaker 1: I said, I need to be out of here, like
Speaker 1: as soon as I can get out of here, or
Speaker 1: Shannon will be mad at me. So she kept saying
Speaker 1: to me, I'm not gonna make Shannon mad at you.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like she thinks you are like a
Speaker 1: total bitch. She's like this, Shannon is really tough. She
Speaker 1: comes across so sweet on the air. But so I said,
Speaker 1: I said, here I go. So anytime I can get
Speaker 1: out of here'll do it. I checked in last night
Speaker 1: at eight thirty, so I had to go there at
Speaker 1: eight thirty. It was in Brighton, Michigan, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: Tony lives right by Brighton. Our boss, Tony lives in Milford.
Speaker 1: That's the longest commute I have ever seen come to work.
Speaker 1: It took me an hour to get downe Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it was it was wild. But so you go there
Speaker 1: and they attach you and I actually sent you guys
Speaker 1: a picture in our group text. They attach you to
Speaker 1: like a bunch of wires and then they go, okay,
Speaker 1: now fall asleep or actually they do like these little
Speaker 1: tests while your toes do your you know whatever stuff.
Speaker 3: Wait, you've got like a tube how did you You've
Speaker 3: got tubes up your nose, on your head, taped to
Speaker 3: your face, on your chin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even sleep.
Speaker 1: Well, not not spectacularly, because I had my aura ring
Speaker 1: on and my aura ring showed that I had only
Speaker 1: a fifty six score, which is usual. So my typical
Speaker 1: on a Sunday night is maybe a sixty five or seven.
Speaker 4: Oh, so you didn't lose that many points.
Speaker 2: It was pretty bad.
Speaker 3: So what are they trying to determine here? Like, you know,
Speaker 3: you have sleeped out there already.
Speaker 1: Right, so they so I took a home study. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I did this thing at home and it showed
Speaker 1: that I stopped breathing sixteen times an hour.
Speaker 2: Sixteen times an hour.
Speaker 1: I'm and it's not from Chelsea putting a pillow over
Speaker 1: my head, which one would think, but it is not.
Speaker 2: Chelsea says, they don't snore, which is amazing. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But but you stop breathing. But I stopped breathing, and
Speaker 1: then my oxygen level. Your normal oxygen level should be
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Mine's like in the low eighties. So,
Speaker 1: and it's funny because I see, I see one of
Speaker 1: our good friends, John Jay. He wears one of these things,
Speaker 1: and he looks, honestly so good lately, like he's I know,
Speaker 1: he exercises a ton and stuff, but he looks good.
Speaker 1: He's like fit and stuff. And I asked him a
Speaker 1: question a while back. I said, tell me about that.
Speaker 1: He goes changed my life really, So I I got
Speaker 1: to ask our listeners this question. And I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: off with this this morning. If you sleep like spit
Speaker 1: and you can say the word, we can't. If you
Speaker 1: sleep like that, I want to hear from you because
Speaker 1: I don't believe that anybody sleeps good.
Speaker 2: Do you guys sleep good?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Especially lately, Like I feel like I wake up so
Speaker 3: many times a night with random anxiety, which is not good. Yes,
Speaker 3: my heart is racing, my brain is going one hundred
Speaker 3: miles per hour, and I may fall back asleep, but
Speaker 3: if I do, I wake back up again probably an
Speaker 3: hour and a half later.
Speaker 2: And I do that all night long. Wow, it is.
Speaker 3: It's really bad. I actually just got some new meds,
Speaker 3: and I'm really hoping that they'll start to kick in
Speaker 3: and help with it, because I come in here and
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a zombie.
Speaker 4: Do you dream in your sleep?
Speaker 2: Not very often? Okay.
Speaker 4: I used to have really bad night terrors and sleep paralysis.
Speaker 4: So that's like when you see things but you're awake
Speaker 4: and you can't move. And then I started smoking weed
Speaker 4: before I went to bed.
Speaker 1: Don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm okay.
Speaker 1: I've tried the weed, I've tried the meds, I've done
Speaker 1: all that stuff. It just doesn't work, I think. Honestly,
Speaker 1: mine is I just don't go to bed early enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I also am I get the abnea thing. Can
Speaker 1: I Can I tell you about dreaming? I dreamt like
Speaker 1: maniac last night really, even though I didn't have much sleep.
Speaker 1: She said that my rem was unbelievable and my deep
Speaker 1: sleep was good. But I ended up. I had like
Speaker 1: tons of dreams. I dreamed about all you guys. We
Speaker 1: were on a trip together. It was the craziest and
Speaker 1: we were all hanging out drinking and we were late
Speaker 1: for our broadcast.
Speaker 2: No, it was Lydia. This one was Lydia. Lyd I
Speaker 2: hear it means you sleep good, So that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: So there were there were moments of greatness. The funny
Speaker 1: thing is the funny thing is that, uh, Laurie who's
Speaker 1: doing the thing, also has a cast of characters with her,
Speaker 1: because I started hearing other voices, like a dude's voice
Speaker 1: coming on there going Laurie has left.
Speaker 2: Uh you know, Uh, I don't know what do they
Speaker 2: call this?
Speaker 1: What is this on your less low? Maybe it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: left low but just came off or whatever the deal is.
Speaker 1: And I'm going, oh my god, so there is not
Speaker 1: just you. There's others. And then when I left, I
Speaker 1: had to get out of my hair and all this
Speaker 1: stuff because they put the things in your hair. So
Speaker 1: I went and jumped in the shower that they had there,
Speaker 1: which looked like it had never been used, because I
Speaker 1: think people just go home afterwards.
Speaker 2: I think I'm the only idiot that says I'm going
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 1: And I walk out the door and I turn and
Speaker 1: there's a glass window that I didn't even notice when
Speaker 1: I checked in, and it's all these people the sleep study.
Speaker 1: Actually we're just washing. They're all there, and I'm going,
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. I would have had more anxiety
Speaker 1: knowing that many people were there. I thought it was
Speaker 1: just Laurie and I in the entire building at one.
Speaker 3: I am a really really ugly sleeper. I either sleep
Speaker 3: with my mouth wide open or I have this like
Speaker 3: frowny thing that I do I am. It's I would
Speaker 3: not want it. I don't even like West watching me sleep, honestly, Like.
Speaker 1: I know that was there a lot of anxiety when
Speaker 1: you guys first started dating, to know that you were
Speaker 1: sleeping next to a man that you were.
Speaker 2: Trying to do.
Speaker 3: You've seen me sleep on an airplane before, and it's
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: I mean it is.
Speaker 3: And I had to just tell him like, look, I
Speaker 3: am not a cute sleeper whatsoever. So but yeah, you
Speaker 3: you try to wait till like they fall asleep, So
Speaker 3: then you can fall asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they don't see you. But yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, sometimes they're at the ugly sleeper. I remember
Speaker 4: some guys I've been with him, Like really he.
Speaker 3: Sleeps like a dead person, like this with his arms
Speaker 3: crossed perfectly straight.
Speaker 1: She asked me that question. She goes, will you just
Speaker 1: sleep on your back and stay there the whole time?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I cannot sleep on my side to side.
Speaker 1: What's up, Katie? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jamie, Jamie. I apologize, Jamie. What's going on? How
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 5: No problem?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 3: Good morning, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 2: I am the worst sleeper in the.
Speaker 1: World, really, So I can you stay, not stay asleep
Speaker 1: or not get asleep?
Speaker 5: That's the problem.
Speaker 4: I can usually fall asleep, okay, but.
Speaker 5: Then I after like two hours, I'm talking and turning
Speaker 5: all night.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That that is Uh, that's horrible. So are you really
Speaker 1: tired this morning?
Speaker 5: You know? Usually it's kind of creety. I work early
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 2: I actually started at four this morning.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I usually am fine, but like by
Speaker 5: one o'clock, even if I don't have to wake up
Speaker 5: till two or three. I'm like, I might as well
Speaker 5: just get up because I'm just talking.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I am like total siesta in the middle of the afternoon. Guy, Like,
Speaker 1: I have to keep myself from doing that, or I
Speaker 1: won't sleep at night. But it's the same situation.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't have it quite where I fall asleep in intersections, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, when I'm driving, But I have it if
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a waiting room of a doctor's office,
Speaker 1: or if i'm it hits you. Oh, it's see somewhere where.
Speaker 1: It's like relaxing. Man, I am zong.
Speaker 5: If I sit down after work, I am out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, well get some rest. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know how this thing goes.
Speaker 2: Okay, awesome, Love you guys, Love you too.
Speaker 6: We love you too.
Speaker 2: All nine a second, Rick, what's up? Rick?
Speaker 6: Good morning, Mojile and crew. How you doing.
Speaker 2: We're doing good?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 6: I'm doing very good?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Uh mojoke. I've been through the sleep study a few times.
Speaker 6: I've actually stopped breathing forty eight times in hours.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you got me. You're basically dead. Yeah, are
Speaker 2: you okay?
Speaker 6: Well, that's what I'm saying, oh yeah, I mean, so
Speaker 6: I sleep with the machine every night. Go on vacation,
Speaker 6: take the machine.
Speaker 2: Oh god, if you don't use if.
Speaker 6: You don't use the machine right now, you will get the.
Speaker 2: Best sleep in your life. Okay, four hours, six hours,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be me.
Speaker 6: It's the greatest.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the eye. We're gonna go to
Speaker 1: the ieheart, the greatest thing since what slice bread?
Speaker 2: You said, slice bread?
Speaker 1: There you go. I I I'm gluten so I can't
Speaker 1: have bread. But real quick, I'm gonna be carrying my
Speaker 1: ATMA machine with me.
Speaker 3: I am so old now remember the year I carried
Speaker 3: my breast pump with you?
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Yeah, hey, guys, what's going on here? Uh?
Speaker 2: So Rick it works? Huh oh, it's amazing.
Speaker 6: I'm sixty years old, so I'm much older than you are.
Speaker 6: And the thing is that I mean, if I fall
Speaker 6: asleep without it, yes, my next day is absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm gonna need your help. I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: some advice when I finally get this thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need advice on how to hell to do this thing?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And they were trying out different masks and stuff with me,
Speaker 1: which was kind of weird.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, which one of these.
Speaker 1: Masks is gonna look the best so that my wife
Speaker 1: still wants to have me.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Toya? How you doing? I'm all right,
Speaker 2: how are you, Toya? I'm not gonna lie to yet.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: I got energy now, But in an hour, check back
Speaker 1: with me. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Man? So I just want it's coming about the sleeping.
Speaker 5: So I sleep like a bump on a log, no problem,
Speaker 5: but my eggs like he rattles, rattles the windows, the
Speaker 5: paste coming off like it's just so loud. And not
Speaker 5: only that, he stopped breathing for a long period of
Speaker 5: the time, like I would have to nug him, shake him, like.
Speaker 4: Just to be sure.
Speaker 1: Wow, So you would be worried about him that he
Speaker 1: stop breathing, thinking he was dead.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because for one, he's so long that I
Speaker 5: can't pleat.
Speaker 4: So I'm anyway.
Speaker 5: And then I noticed all the pauses in his breathing
Speaker 5: really scary.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's wild that that's nice to know because he's
Speaker 1: your EXE, because you would think that you want him
Speaker 1: to be dead, right.
Speaker 5: I mean you know what, Sometimes I'd be like I
Speaker 5: hope no one's there.
Speaker 2: To sake you. You have a great day tooya. I
Speaker 2: love you as well. All right, take care of yourself.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 1: I have to see and I don't know if Laurie
Speaker 1: said that she listens to the show, so she's on
Speaker 1: her way back home, probably at an hour like now.
Speaker 1: If I do ever see her again, I want to
Speaker 1: ask her if I didn't make any noises, like I
Speaker 1: wonder if there were any kind of like how much
Speaker 1: I tried to be really good yesterday, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: eat much at all. I didn't drink much because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to get up and pee because I pee
Speaker 1: a lot in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3: Like suffer ever ever wake up in Pe in the
Speaker 3: middle of the night.
Speaker 2: Oh good for you? Probably not, no, but you know
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: It means you're getting sleep, because I think the only
Speaker 1: reason you pee like I used to. I used to
Speaker 1: get great sleep when I was a kid, and I
Speaker 1: wet the bed until I was like maybe fourteen, and
Speaker 1: they said it was because of how deep my sleep was.
Speaker 1: The problem is now the opposite. I don't get deep
Speaker 1: enough sleep so that I don't think about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all Right'mjoe in the Morning Show. Look at that mask,
Speaker 1: by the way, I think that What do you think, Bianca?
Speaker 1: Huh sexy?
Speaker 2: Can you post it? Can you?
Speaker 1: Can you photoshop me though and make it look like
Speaker 1: there's an elephant trunks, two different photoshops different or can
Speaker 1: you put like a supermodel in bed next to me?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, like I don't know, give me, give me
Speaker 2: somebody hot?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'll take Gigi right there on the tip
Speaker 1: of my pillow.