Speaker 1: No, I don't know where you get. Yeah, it's not even.
Speaker 1: It's like six o five and we're already under each
Speaker 1: other's skin here at the studio, and we're honest about
Speaker 1: things like that because we're having a big disagreement and
Speaker 1: people disagree about people disagree about things. They disagree about,
Speaker 1: you know, politics, and they disagree about you know, finances
Speaker 1: and capitalism, things like that. That's nothing, that's nothing, nothing
Speaker 1: compared to George Washington. Damn it. You'll go down in
Speaker 1: his story like George Washington. God, final answer, bone a friend,
Speaker 1: final answer? Yes's on the phone? Would would you say
Speaker 1: it's George Washington at the end? I think it's I
Speaker 1: don't say anything at the end. Wow, it's every other time. Lincoln, No,
Speaker 1: the song is done. No, you're both wrong. Like Lincoln,
Speaker 1: it's not bouncy enough. It's a bouncy song like George Washington.
Speaker 1: Quarter notes, quarter notes, Washington, thank you by yeah, like Lincoln.
Speaker 2: Lincoln rolls off the tongue either like the light bulb
Speaker 2: like George Washington.
Speaker 1: Yes, their quarter notes, Yes, thank you very much. Why
Speaker 1: don't you just do like Bush You'll go You'll go
Speaker 1: down in his story like Bush. Well that's only one syllable.
Speaker 1: Wells better than like Lincoln linked linked. This is why
Speaker 1: you could never be Taylor Swift. You can't write music.
Speaker 1: You can't write music. You don't know what a quarter note?
Speaker 1: This is because of my beautiful voice. Obviously what who's
Speaker 1: got it? Right here? As you're listening to the show
Speaker 1: that join in any rain deer games like Monopoly. See
Speaker 1: it's bouncy like Monopoly. Okay, with that logic, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: But like the light bulb, like the.
Speaker 2: Light, like a light bulb, like George Washington. No, George
Speaker 2: Washington does sound like if it's not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I think people get confused because I did throw this
Speaker 3: up on Facebook since we were having such a heated debate,
Speaker 3: and somebody said, like Pinocchio, But that's part of the song.
Speaker 1: That's what I say. But yeah, it's in the song.
Speaker 4: It's like if you say it grows like Pinoccha.
Speaker 1: Like Pinocchio, because it doesn't grow, it glows. You say
Speaker 1: it close like a light bulb. All of the other
Speaker 1: used to laugh and call him names like Pinocchio. There
Speaker 1: you go. There, it's bouncy like Pinocchio.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, someone else said, like Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1: That's cute. That's a I guess a funny your version,
Speaker 1: a funny version, not the correct version, like the dinosaurs
Speaker 1: that you'll go down in his story.
Speaker 4: Like the dinosaurs that makes sense, that's good, it's too
Speaker 4: clonky and Lincoln it is just.
Speaker 1: Like Lenca, I need him to Well, here's one that
Speaker 1: didn't work, and we tried this for a while. You'll
Speaker 1: go down in his story liked. I mean, now, see
Speaker 1: that doesn't work because you don't know you not only
Speaker 1: don't know who that is, but it doesn't bounce right.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. Also, he was a terrible.
Speaker 3: History to say I was going to say, probably not
Speaker 3: going to say that person.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Yeah, I don't think so, I don't
Speaker 1: I think he was like some dictatorial leader. Yeah I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you'll go down in history like like Dave Doll, Who's.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about a lot of people comment to this
Speaker 3: and I don't know who this say is.
Speaker 1: Who's Jackie Gleeson? He was an old time comic, okay,
Speaker 1: back in the fifties, like Jackie Gleeson. You'll go down
Speaker 1: in his story like Jackie Gleeson.
Speaker 3: No, No, like the Three bears no terrible at this game.
Speaker 4: People say like Sonny and Share as well, like Sonny
Speaker 4: and Share, so that I don't.
Speaker 1: Story it's it's got the meter of the song, like Lincoln.
Speaker 4: I like the like the dinosaurs, but I like that
Speaker 4: it's bouncy.
Speaker 1: But I think George Washington is the definitive answer, because
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna say who's that? What you know? Okay, I
Speaker 1: think we settled this one once and for all.
Speaker 3: Someone did comment and said that it must be a
Speaker 3: regional thing because my husband or sorry, my wife says
Speaker 3: like George Washington. But I say, like Lincoln, and that's
Speaker 3: what I'm from Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Well let's go, let's go through it. Rudolph the red
Speaker 1: Nose reindeer had a very shiny no, and if you
Speaker 1: ever saw it, you would even say it closed. All
Speaker 1: of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him
Speaker 1: names Pocho. They never let poor Rudolph joining any reindeer games.
Speaker 1: Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, is
Speaker 1: that one? Are you serious? I've never heard that? Be
Speaker 1: real rude off with your no so bright? Won't you
Speaker 1: guide my slate tonight? Then? How the reindeer loved him,
Speaker 1: as they shouted out with lee, Yes, Rudolph the Red
Speaker 1: Nose Reindeer, you'll go down in his story like Lincoln. Oh, Jenny,
Speaker 1: there's the door, all right, what do you want me
Speaker 1: to do with it? Go? Don't out of it. Don't
Speaker 1: let the door hit you in the arts on the
Speaker 1: way out, Mary, Merry Christmas, and pass the egg nog.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do we get right or wrong?
Speaker 1: We'll be back in a second. We had more, We
Speaker 1: got more important things to do, like a Christmas wish.
Speaker 1: You can't make this stuff up. Agains. You're singing a
Speaker 1: long song in the morning, coming up all here to
Speaker 1: make your morning a little bit merry and brighter, coming
Speaker 1: up on Katie. Let's say you're out at Murray's. You're
Speaker 1: out at murrays Or enjoying a phile a with a
Speaker 1: sight of crab legs, a little asparagus, and then you
Speaker 1: got a glass of some wine that you know, you
Speaker 1: don't know the difference between this wine and this wine,
Speaker 1: but you want to sound fancy, so you're like, what
Speaker 1: your's the pino and they're like, oh, it's just seventy four.
Speaker 1: You're like, that sounds old. I'll I'll have a new
Speaker 1: glass please, and you enjoy your dinner and your murrays
Speaker 1: and everything's going great. Then all of a sudden, there's
Speaker 1: a rattle and a rattle and a rumble of your table.
Speaker 1: It's a rattle and a rumble, and a raccoon falls
Speaker 1: through the ceiling and it bites you. This is a
Speaker 1: true story. This happened in one of Lake Geneva, wiscons
Speaker 1: In resort restaurants. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling,
Speaker 1: bit one of the guests and tried to grab the
Speaker 1: little rascal. Here's the call went out to wildlife control
Speaker 1: expert Matt Here we go by a waccoon.
Speaker 5: We don't know how this raccoon got there. There was
Speaker 5: quite a large raccoon driving there as this thing was crawling, kissing,
Speaker 5: scratching when it gets really coold. It's not uncommon to
Speaker 5: get these calls for raccoons. They did all the right things.
Speaker 5: They got medical care for the person that got bit.
Speaker 5: He was taken to the hospital. And I felt like
Speaker 5: I owed that to the person that got bit, because
Speaker 5: his entire process for his treatment realizes basically solely on
Speaker 5: do we get this ANILM or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the raby serum. So if you get by the
Speaker 1: neighborhood chihuahua, you're not gonna get rabies. Yeah, you get
Speaker 1: by a wild animal, there is a chance that you
Speaker 1: have rabies. And so it used to be they give
Speaker 1: you a series of shots in your belly, and now
Speaker 1: I think it's just like one like a gummy or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's a lot of easy to
Speaker 1: your piece of candy than it used to be. It's
Speaker 1: so scary.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I could not imagine getting bit by
Speaker 2: a rabbit animal. But just I was talking to my
Speaker 2: girlfriend Lissa about this yesterday. I am not a like
Speaker 2: to get hurt person, like I don't think anybody is.
Speaker 2: But even to the degree of sports. I didn't do
Speaker 2: sports because I was so fragile as a kid. As
Speaker 2: a kid, Yeah, and that's why I'm like, Hella terrified
Speaker 2: to get my wisom teeth taken out next week because
Speaker 2: is that when it happens next week, next Saturday, And
Speaker 2: so I'll be like, we'll be off, so at least
Speaker 2: I'll have some time to like sit and recoup. But
Speaker 2: I'm just so terrified. You'll be fine, Seriously, I get it.
Speaker 2: I totally understand. You've never gone under, you've never had
Speaker 2: anything like that happened before. It is I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: it's a breeze, but the surgery is not. You're not aware.
Speaker 1: They give you nitrous ox sides, so you're kind of
Speaker 1: like wooooo and you're fine. They might put you all
Speaker 1: the way out. It's the recovery, and it's like holding
Speaker 1: gauze in your mouth for the next twenty four or
Speaker 1: forty eight hours. That's the bad part.
Speaker 2: I keep trying to find tiktoks of people that are
Speaker 2: saying like, oh, it's not that bad. No, every video
Speaker 2: that I've seen, not to scare you, but I've been scared.
Speaker 2: Every video has been like I'd rather jump off a
Speaker 2: roof twice to get my wischiken air.
Speaker 3: Looking to social media that is, I'm never going to
Speaker 3: come for you.
Speaker 1: People are looking for views. Buddy. People, if you are
Speaker 1: in the dental industry, call and give Vaut some reassurance.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine. I was fine. I was fine too.
Speaker 1: It was fine. I still remember the smoke curling out
Speaker 1: of my mouth because they had to take a saw
Speaker 1: and saw the roots of time. No, it was true story.
Speaker 1: My tooth was turned sideways, so they had to saw
Speaker 1: the roots off to get it off. And they would like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I could see smoke curling up out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: Did it turn into like a pirate ship and go
Speaker 4: through a little hole?
Speaker 1: Like I don't even get that reference. But thank smoke,
Speaker 1: you blow smoke. No, that was such the best one. No,
Speaker 1: that wasn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't really understand.
Speaker 1: When Dave doesn't get it. It was a no.
Speaker 4: When people like blow smoke rings, it's.
Speaker 1: A lord of the rings thing. I guess. I did
Speaker 1: go to the dentist the other day and I said, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm a big fan of the dentist.
Speaker 1: I would rather have a colonoscopy. And they said, we'll
Speaker 1: make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair.
Speaker 3: Not your best, not your best only one of his
Speaker 3: most used jokes of never gets a handful of classic ones.
Speaker 3: That's one of them, ye, by the way, and the
Speaker 3: ball washer one.
Speaker 1: I was golfing last summer. Yeah, at Glenn Lake. Everything's
Speaker 1: going great. It broke my collarbone though, I fell off
Speaker 1: the ball washer. That's not what we're supposed to do
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 3: Then, I've never been golfing, so yeah, she doesn't really
Speaker 3: understand what it would mean.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I like golf cart. I got one more. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so there's a line that you have to say,
Speaker 1: how big was she? No? No, okay, so I was
Speaker 1: out at Glen Lake and the golf pro. This is
Speaker 1: a terrible, inappropriate joke. That's not appropriate twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it anyway. I don't care. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I'm out of the Glenn Lake and the golf pro
Speaker 1: comes by and she's very beautiful, about forty five years old,
Speaker 1: and she's like, Wow, you have a really beautiful swing.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of Arnold Palmer. Yes, I did twice, Dave.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you retired that one like five years ago.
Speaker 1: Now not you should have gonna come back. They saw
Speaker 1: people on the phone. We want to talk to him.
Speaker 1: Barely know her? What? What? What is it? Palmer? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did twice. I barely know her. It's a joke.
Speaker 1: We have time, do we want to wait? No, let's
Speaker 1: do really quick here. We're not in the book anymore,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter breaking rule. Yeah, Hey, Mariah talked
Speaker 1: to Vant for a minute. He's nervous about his about
Speaker 1: his wisdom teeth and talked to him for a second.
Speaker 1: I'm so terrified.
Speaker 7: Yeah. So I actually work for an oral surgeon and
Speaker 7: all we do is exacting teeth. All they are. I
Speaker 7: got my lism keep extracted by my oral surgeon about
Speaker 7: a month ago, and I went back to work very
Speaker 7: next day.
Speaker 1: The very next day, How wow, you're time.
Speaker 7: You'll be fine. They numb you up really good. You
Speaker 7: feel really great afterwards if you were going under. And
Speaker 7: then I would say, like day three or four is
Speaker 7: like peak swelling.
Speaker 1: Tell me about dry socket. What is that I've heard
Speaker 1: that's a terrible experience.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's I would say, as fifty fifty she.
Speaker 5: Bo.
Speaker 7: Make sure that you're rinsing out. It's something that they
Speaker 7: pack like addressing into. If you get it, that has
Speaker 7: an ointment on it, and it's like almost immediate relief.
Speaker 1: Oho. Very nice. Yeah.
Speaker 7: But even if you do get it, they take care
Speaker 7: of it super quick for you. It's maybe a ten
Speaker 7: minute appointment can lap it and they take care of
Speaker 7: it for you.
Speaker 2: And if some for for some reason, I'm petrified, I'm
Speaker 2: blaming you, Mariah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like she said, it was easy, she
Speaker 1: said it, go eat it well. Thanks Mariah, Thanks Mariah,
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Let's go to Megan. You had yours out
Speaker 1: at what nineteen years old? Meghan?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had him on at nineteen on my birthday.
Speaker 7: It was completely fine.
Speaker 1: How so did you go back to work after.
Speaker 6: The after part?
Speaker 7: All I have to say is I thought I was
Speaker 7: Saing from Batman, so.
Speaker 1: I had no issues at all. Thought you were Babe
Speaker 1: from Batman. So you were so.
Speaker 7: They put us stopped in your bow. I thought I
Speaker 7: was wearing the map of Baby Okay, So.
Speaker 1: You were so doped up you thought you were a
Speaker 1: comic book character. Isn't that the little kidd He's like,
Speaker 1: is this real life? And then he screams and then
Speaker 1: passes out. All right, thank you, Megan. Have a great day.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back with your sing a long song
Speaker 1: of the day. Make this that can't make this stuff
Speaker 1: brought you by the Leo Agency case I didn't mention
Speaker 1: that one, and sing a long song of to day?
Speaker 1: Need your suggestions. What if you got a week from Christmas,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll suggest a Christmas song. I don't know that
Speaker 1: text in to let us know what song we should
Speaker 1: play next that you want to sing along too, We'll do.
Speaker 6: It next ninety four and I ninety the Dave Ryan
Speaker 6: Show on kd W.
Speaker 1: Alison's on the phone for these sing along song of
Speaker 1: the day. Good morning Alison, good morning. Not my daughter Alison.
Speaker 1: By the way, another Allison, Alison. It's almost Christmas a
Speaker 1: week away. I want to hear one visit Christmas memory
Speaker 1: from when you were a little kid. What do you got?
Speaker 6: Okay? So Christmas Eve we always did with my dad's
Speaker 6: side of the family, So went to Grandma's house. I
Speaker 6: have a really small family, so three cousins and me
Speaker 6: and my sisters, three cousins, the five of us. We
Speaker 6: would always sit at the kids table because we're kids.
Speaker 1: Because you're kids, and yeah, and it.
Speaker 6: Would always turn into putting olives on our fingers and
Speaker 6: acting like eat right, and then turn into a burping
Speaker 6: contest classic burp the loudest on demand Classic.
Speaker 1: This is this is amazing, this is you know what's funny?
Speaker 1: I really thought you'd be like I remember one year
Speaker 1: I got a blank blank whatever, No, it's all it
Speaker 1: was on finger I love you, Allison. That is too funny.
Speaker 1: And the purp and condest. All right, Alison, what song
Speaker 1: you want to scream? Sing along with? This morning? You
Speaker 1: got it, Allison, have a great day and Merry Christmas. Okay,
Speaker 1: Christmas you and right into Dave's Dirt on kdb ub
Speaker 1: brought to buy six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Speaker 1: Injury Law look it Up lyrics. They deserted to determine
Speaker 1: one of the most looked up lyrics of the past year.
Speaker 1: The number one looked up lyric was a naughty lyric
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Speaker 3: Drake director James Cameron became a hero on the set
Speaker 3: of a nineteen eighty nine film called The Abyss because
Speaker 3: he performs CPR on a rat.
Speaker 1: That's correct a rat.
Speaker 3: In the movie, there's a scene that evolves mercing a
Speaker 3: real life rat into oxygenated water and five rats were
Speaker 3: used in the filming, but one of them almost drowned.
Speaker 3: So to prevent the abyss from losing its no animals
Speaker 3: were harm certification. Cameron performs CPR and brought the rat
Speaker 3: back to life. He even adopted it after and named
Speaker 3: it Beanie Beane. So I guess he said, Beanie and
Speaker 3: I bonded over the whole thing. I saved his life.
Speaker 3: We were brothers. He used to sit on my desk
Speaker 3: while I was writing Terminator too, and he lived to
Speaker 3: rip to a ripe old age. So they actually want
Speaker 3: them to make a movie about Beanie.
Speaker 1: That's so cute.
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Speaker 1: Be a part of Survivor history. Oh yeah, I'll sign
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Speaker 1: Sounds god.
Speaker 2: People are questioning Selena Gomez on Instagram. She went and
Speaker 2: addressed one why she or how she shapes her mustache,
Speaker 2: and she responded back it was like, actually it's malasma,
Speaker 2: which is a common skin condition.
Speaker 1: And then people were asking her about her voice.
Speaker 9: Change sometimes when I'm on never mind, there's no excuse.
Speaker 9: I don't really care. I think my point is is
Speaker 9: that sometimes things happen. I get weird, my throat kind
Speaker 9: of swells and signed sometimes, man.
Speaker 1: You guys, it's a slow dirt day. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: a CPR on a rat and white. Is Selena Gomez's
Speaker 1: voice sound different?
Speaker 9: I thought the.
Speaker 1: Story about Beanie was great. It's a cute story. It's
Speaker 1: thirty five years old, but it's a cute story. We'll
Speaker 1: be back in a second on Katie WGB. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about a couple of things, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: waste some Christmas cash with a day Ryan Christmas Cash
Speaker 1: phrase that pays, So hang on for that coming up
Speaker 1: in a second. And I found something going through my
Speaker 1: house that I want to know what to do with,
Speaker 1: and I'll show you if you're watching the YouTube live stream.
Speaker 1: It's not on yet, but it will be in about
Speaker 1: five minutes.