WEBVTT - Two Year Old Return  

0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh, it's about to do in the morning show. Am

0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I the only person that.

0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:06.240
<v Speaker 2>That does this.

0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I buy things clothes specifically, and I never wear them,

0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:18.000
<v Speaker 1>and I have them in my closet with the tags

0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.439
<v Speaker 1>still on them. So I was cleaning my closet. I

0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.040
<v Speaker 1>was going through. I'm trying to wear stuff differently now.

0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do things that make me feel like, okay, good,

0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:30.760
<v Speaker 1>you can now fit into this, or you fit and

0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.520
<v Speaker 1>look good okay in this because I've been doing the jab,

0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:38.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, the shot, and so I've lost weight and

0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm able to like fit into stuff and actually not

0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.880
<v Speaker 1>look like a freaking balloon in them.

0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:43.360
<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.800
<v Speaker 1>So I was going through my closet and I found

0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:51.800
<v Speaker 1>some stuff, and I was looking at some pants, some

0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:55.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, jeans, and then also I've got some like

0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:56.640
<v Speaker 1>golf pants, or I've.

0:00:56.520 --> 0:01:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Got like some slacks jos. I've got some chinos they're doing,

0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I've got some chinos if people say that.

0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.120
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going through and I got them hung on

0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, a pants hanger, and I'm pulling them out,

0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:13.840
<v Speaker 1>and also I see the thing dangling the you know,

0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the price tag and the tag from the thing still on.

0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.039
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh, I didn't even wear these things.

0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even put them on it all.

0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:24.720
<v Speaker 1>They're like they're still, you know, fresh from the store.

0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:26.760
<v Speaker 1>So I grab and I look at them and I'm like,

0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:28.960
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, like what is going on here?

0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Look at these things.

0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.479
<v Speaker 1>They're like I have, I'm fitting into a thirty six

0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:37.360
<v Speaker 1>pants now. I was at one point a forty two pant. Okay,

0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.040
<v Speaker 1>so I was up to a forty two. Give yourself

0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.720
<v Speaker 1>some applause, man, you know what, Kevin, if I stay

0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.160
<v Speaker 1>this way for another six months, I'll give myself applause.

0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to maintain this for a little bit, or

0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.400
<v Speaker 1>try to get even skinnier if I can. So I

0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:53.440
<v Speaker 1>was going through I'm like, oh, I got a forty here,

0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.200
<v Speaker 1>all right. I can't fit into those anymore. Those are

0:01:56.200 --> 0:02:00.800
<v Speaker 1>too big. I had a thirty eight. I'm like, okay, maybe, okay,

0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll try them on. I'll try it on.

0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.440
<v Speaker 2>These were like a big forty eight whatever, and I

0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.760
<v Speaker 2>actually found a forty two. Okay.

0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.880
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going through these pants and I'm looking at them,

0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.320
<v Speaker 1>and I'm looking at the tag, and I know where

0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I bought these things from.

0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.200
<v Speaker 2>So I decided because there's nothing else.

0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.480
<v Speaker 1>To do in this world right now, because our lives

0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.360
<v Speaker 1>are miserable because of the weather and everything.

0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:19.560
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know what I'm gonna do.

0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:20.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to the mall and I'm going to

0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna I am going to go to the

0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:27.480
<v Speaker 1>mall and I'm going to return them, and I Am

0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.680
<v Speaker 1>not going to tell on my bottom two years ago

0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:31.840
<v Speaker 1>or whatever it was that when I was a size.

0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:33.359
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to go in there and try to

0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.560
<v Speaker 1>see if I can return them and try to exchange

0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.840
<v Speaker 1>them for at least the different size, you know, especially

0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:39.760
<v Speaker 1>because some of these pants.

0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:41.040
<v Speaker 2>They still sell.

0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:47.359
<v Speaker 1>So I Chelsea has a drawer full of bags. There's

0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.280
<v Speaker 1>a million and one bags from different stores. We love

0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Lululemon bags, like the bags that Lululemon are the most

0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:58.480
<v Speaker 1>the best lunch boxes you can ever have. And I

0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:00.960
<v Speaker 1>had something there from Lululemon, so I grabbed Lululu I'm

0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.440
<v Speaker 1>in bag. Then I actually went in and I found

0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.480
<v Speaker 1>a bag from north Stroms. I found a Norseroms bag,

0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:06.959
<v Speaker 1>so I grabbed a Norseroms bag, and then I found

0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.320
<v Speaker 1>a Macy's bag to have props. So because I here's

0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.200
<v Speaker 1>a deal, I wanted it to look like I just

0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:16.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of bought them. So I went back to the

0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:21.560
<v Speaker 1>stores at the mall at twelve Oaks and I went

0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.720
<v Speaker 1>in there and I tried to like start talking to

0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.240
<v Speaker 1>them right away, so I had like a relationship at

0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:26.919
<v Speaker 1>least going on.

0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:28.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Hey, what's going on. How's it going?

0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.480
<v Speaker 1>So I said, well, boy, this Weather's thing, doing the

0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.600
<v Speaker 1>whole thing, having a conversation. I'm like, yes, I want

0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.880
<v Speaker 1>to return these. And I'm sitting there the whole time going,

0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.840
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, are they're going to return these? They're

0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.720
<v Speaker 1>going to return them? And I got to tell you,

0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.520
<v Speaker 1>it was crazy. All of them were like, oh, no problem, here,

0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:47.000
<v Speaker 1>we'll throw Can I tell you something Thelu. I shouldn't

0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.080
<v Speaker 1>say this because now I'm gonna be found out the Lulu.

0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.040
<v Speaker 1>They didn't even the girl didn't. I don't even think

0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:52.760
<v Speaker 1>she even scanned it.

0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.920
<v Speaker 2>She was shah. I don't even think she did anything scanning.

0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:58.200
<v Speaker 2>The will return anything anytime. It could be two decades later.

0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.800
<v Speaker 1>I saw her and I won't say which store. I

0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:05.080
<v Speaker 1>saw one store. Then take a pair of Mike. Well,

0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.920
<v Speaker 1>it's not a pair, it's a it's a single. I

0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:10.080
<v Speaker 1>saw one one pants. They took the pants and put

0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.320
<v Speaker 1>it right back on a wreck. Actually yeah, and they

0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.960
<v Speaker 1>exchanged it for a smaller size because they still had

0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.040
<v Speaker 1>the same you know, they still all.

0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Pretty much what you're experiencing. Now, what's that?

0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Pretty privilege, man, Pretty privileged popular privilege?

0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:29.159
<v Speaker 2>They know? Can I tell you something?

0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think one of the three was a listener

0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.080
<v Speaker 1>because she had said something. The other two they honestly,

0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.839
<v Speaker 1>I could have been George Clooney or I could have

0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I could have been uh, you know who. I could

0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:48.360
<v Speaker 1>have been that that Jesus Christ, and they would have said,

0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:50.560
<v Speaker 1>they would have said, do you walk.

0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:51.440
<v Speaker 2>In sandals in this weather?

0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.400
<v Speaker 1>There are stores that are so good about it, and

0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.880
<v Speaker 1>there are others that just keep you the harvest. But

0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:01.680
<v Speaker 1>it was but it was wild. I reach I returned too,

0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.760
<v Speaker 1>because I was forty two? Was two years ago? Wow?

0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.800
<v Speaker 2>So two years ago? I would returned to pair of

0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:11.800
<v Speaker 2>pants two years ago? Is that crazy? Close? More often? Yeah?

0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Eminem, that was crazy. It was honest, It was honestly,

0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.120
<v Speaker 1>And has anybody ever done this before? Like, I know,

0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.640
<v Speaker 1>we talk about returning things and the craziest things people return.

0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.479
<v Speaker 1>Has anybody ever returned anything that was that long ago,

0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.920
<v Speaker 1>and you bring it back to the store and they

0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:30.240
<v Speaker 1>take it back because they were perfectly good. Actually, one

0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.520
<v Speaker 1>one of the pair of pants that I brought back,

0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm smelling going. It smells like my closet, you know

0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.200
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Like you know how it's Have you

0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.279
<v Speaker 1>ever tried a pair of pants on at a in

0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.680
<v Speaker 1>a dressing room and you can smell the person that

0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.800
<v Speaker 1>tried them on before you?

0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I hate that where you see the dealder at marks yea,

0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.040
<v Speaker 2>I hate. I won't buy this the collar.

0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:52.920
<v Speaker 1>But if I go to any of the stores that

0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Bianca goes to, I know I will have Beyonca all

0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.560
<v Speaker 1>over it because she does this all Beyonca returns things

0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:01.159
<v Speaker 1>like good thing most of.

0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Us on Amazon. But actually I did this the other day.

0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.799
<v Speaker 2>I went to Lululemon and returned leggings from twenty twenty

0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.160
<v Speaker 2>one who but new mirror, and they still took them back.

0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Were they used? Yeah? Did you put those yet leggings

0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:18.279
<v Speaker 2>on me? I wore them the other day. That's what

0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.280
<v Speaker 2>I do. You return them and then you just get

0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:21.880
<v Speaker 2>a brand new pair. Like when I go to loul Lemon.

0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:23.800
<v Speaker 1>You know what they should do it at Lilu Lemon,

0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.680
<v Speaker 1>they should promote, as warn by the Mojo in the

0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:28.000
<v Speaker 1>morning show.

0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Hey, who do we got here? Online? Seven? Lydia? Was

0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.920
<v Speaker 2>this person's name? I kind of take their name. What's

0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:35.600
<v Speaker 2>your what's your name?

0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.200
<v Speaker 3>And yo, my name is James.

0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:45.160
<v Speaker 2>No, Hi, James. How you doing what? Let's just guess

0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.760
<v Speaker 2>names for the rest. What's going on? James?

0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:49.039
<v Speaker 2>Not much.

0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:50.480
<v Speaker 3>I worked at lul Lemon in Toledo.

0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Sat a comment on this, Yeah, what's going on?

0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.760
<v Speaker 3>So it's actually a pertly thing. So, like the knights,

0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.640
<v Speaker 3>are you are the more likely we are to return

0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:03.119
<v Speaker 3>your item?

0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Wow? So it's a friend. If you're friendly, you can

0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:07.200
<v Speaker 2>do this. Yes.

0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So if you come in like with an attitude

0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.960
<v Speaker 3>like or more like an expectation like will you like

0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.280
<v Speaker 3>just make this happen, We're probably not going to do

0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:15.680
<v Speaker 3>it for you.

0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:17.160
<v Speaker 2>But if you come in like, oh.

0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Like, could you please maybe make an exception, it's more

0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:20.200
<v Speaker 3>likely that we'll.

0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Do it for you. Okay, what's the question.

0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.960
<v Speaker 1>What's the oldest years wise that you've seen somebody try

0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:26.800
<v Speaker 1>to return something?

0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, I've.

0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:34.920
<v Speaker 3>Seen something that's over ten years old. I've worked at

0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.680
<v Speaker 3>the store since twenty eighteen, and like I've seen something

0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.520
<v Speaker 3>like seven years later that someone's like trying to return.

0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.520
<v Speaker 3>So I remember having in our store seven years prior.

0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.480
<v Speaker 1>By the way, by the way, your soft joggers are

0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:51.640
<v Speaker 1>my new favorite. The soft joggers Thursday are unreal. They

0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:55.160
<v Speaker 1>are so good. Oh my god, I am loving And

0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say this. I'm going to go on

0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:59.200
<v Speaker 1>record and say this. I used to be an Alo

0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.720
<v Speaker 1>fan for about a minute. I thought that that place

0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:06.440
<v Speaker 1>had good stuff. Nobody not even close to Lululemon stuff.

0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:11.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, I'm split on it personally, split on it.

0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Personally. I hate to be a trader.

0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:18.960
<v Speaker 3>I hate to be a trader. I think Alo makes

0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.920
<v Speaker 3>better leisure wear. I think Lulu makes better athletic wear.

0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I buy stuff at Alo and it falls

0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:28.120
<v Speaker 1>apart in a week. You know, it's just ridiculous. Honestly,

0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm down on those guys.

0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.520
<v Speaker 2>No chance. The return policy is that good?

0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Wow? I respect that.

0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.200
<v Speaker 3>No, Al als kind of strict with their stuff.

0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.719
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna come visit you. Okay, I'm coming to

0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.320
<v Speaker 1>the mall and I'm going to see you here in

0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:42.080
<v Speaker 1>a little bit, James.

0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Mom, we're moving to Perrysburg and soon. So okay,

0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.440
<v Speaker 3>will you We're gonna a big store down there.

0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Will you be going to that location? Then? Yes, we

0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.160
<v Speaker 2>love it. James, Thanks buddy, appreciate it.

0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:57.520
<v Speaker 3>Of course.

0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.920
<v Speaker 2>You have going all right, be right back. More mojo

0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.360
<v Speaker 2>in minutes. Hey, your bills.

0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.040
<v Speaker 3>Bill stacked up.

0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Let's stay those bills. Your shot up one thousand dollars

0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.920
<v Speaker 2>happens in minutes on Channel nine five five