Speaker 1: I know. I know you're watching the live right now,
Speaker 1: just to keep tabs on me to make sure I'm
Speaker 1: doing my job right. No, can I be honest? I'm
Speaker 1: watching because I'm wearing a hat today, and I don't
Speaker 1: like wearing a hat. Is it is the angle good today?
Speaker 1: The angle is fine. But it's me with the hat.
Speaker 1: I wonder can.
Speaker 2: Oh God, no, I like this?
Speaker 1: Slip it to Mojo. I can't be that. I can't be.
Speaker 1: Or how about you?
Speaker 2: Just you just never wear hats, so it's like nobody's
Speaker 2: used to seeing you, like the.
Speaker 1: Guy from You scary guy really that always wears a hat. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, you look like Joe. I like
Speaker 1: that better than the guy from up the old man
Speaker 1: in the house with balloon. I think I look cool
Speaker 1: with the hat backwards. I see that, you know, fine forward?
Speaker 2: It looks fine.
Speaker 1: How you have it, Zach said, I look awesome, sways
Speaker 1: the best sways hat. All right, So I got the hatter.
Speaker 1: I did bring a change of clothes, and I actually
Speaker 1: thought I would like do like one of those what
Speaker 1: do they call him? Hose showers? You know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. You use your wipes? Yeah, where you do Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I do a little hose shower in Eastern Market.
Speaker 1: You said you showered, Well, I did shower. I did
Speaker 1: shower and I washed my hair. But I like want to,
Speaker 1: like fully like make sure that.
Speaker 2: See, I don't feel clean unless i'm at.
Speaker 1: I go home and shower. I need to exfoliate. That's
Speaker 1: one of the things that I do every single day.
Speaker 1: And I know I don't, but I hear people talk
Speaker 1: about stuff like that, but I I don't. Are there
Speaker 1: any any other people listening this morning that are not showering?
Speaker 1: Like who did not shower? And what's what's your reason
Speaker 1: why you didn't shower? No, Kevin's in a movie. He's
Speaker 1: got to eat. Kevin's not here. Showers. But people look good.
Speaker 1: Women look good when they don't shower because they don't
Speaker 1: look like they didn't shower. Guys like me look greasy.
Speaker 2: See that's not true. I'm the same way my hair.
Speaker 2: I have to wash my hair pretty much every day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well or else soily.
Speaker 1: And I think they say it's bad. It is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
Speaker 1: five six five four eight. Where are non showers at today?
Speaker 1: What's going on the Angelo? Yeah, it's the word man,
Speaker 1: nothing much. That's what I was trying to figure out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I think I called it a whole shower something.
Speaker 1: I got a whole bath, d Angelo. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't go without showering and not looking pretty. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Completely understand, brother, I take two or three a day
Speaker 3: when it's in the summer heat.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to do a whole bat? The Angelo?
Speaker 3: Yes, I have late night.
Speaker 1: To work early.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I got a good get
Speaker 3: it together real quick.
Speaker 1: Do you do hose get upset when you call it
Speaker 1: a whole a whole bath or do they understand that
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what they're doing. I think I think
Speaker 1: they understand that that's where it comes from. Okay, all right, buddy,
Speaker 1: you'd be good. Take care of yourself, d Angelo. Thanks
Speaker 1: for the the correction on the term. Hold on a second,
Speaker 1: Denise is with us right now? Denise, you didn't shower today? No?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, come, I just wanted some extra sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like to shower on Tuesday and Thursday mornings because
Speaker 3: that means only two showers each before.
Speaker 1: What are you trying to conserve water? Or what's going on?
Speaker 3: No, I just came out a pause, you know in uh, pits,
Speaker 3: pits and lady bits.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you only shower two days a week.
Speaker 1: That's it. Never any more than that.
Speaker 3: Well, during the during the week, on the weekend, I
Speaker 3: shower whenever I want, but I don't like to do
Speaker 3: it if I if I do it, I try to
Speaker 3: do it at night because I don't like.
Speaker 1: To get up and do it anymory, what do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you do that you're You're not sweating and
Speaker 1: smelling because you're only showering a couple days a week.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm a controller, so I end up for a
Speaker 3: manufacturing company. So I sit at desk.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're an air can conditioning and stuff like
Speaker 1: if you were working out on the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I have to yeah, I have to do something else.
Speaker 3: But you know, I sit in it. Literally, my office
Speaker 3: has two brick walls and I sit in it. It's
Speaker 3: five by eight or something five by nine. It's super okay,
Speaker 3: And so I just there by myself and it's a
Speaker 3: stinky plant, you know, I mean, uh, and menopause makes
Speaker 3: it so you know, you're pretty just pretty much. I
Speaker 3: turn into a prum so you don't have a lot
Speaker 3: of those things that you have when you're young, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the oily skin.
Speaker 1: And I got to be honest, I used to think
Speaker 1: that I wanted to be a woman. I used I
Speaker 1: used to say to myself, I want to be a woman.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a woman, because if I was
Speaker 1: a woman, I'd just be home all day just having fun,
Speaker 1: touching myself and stuff, because that's what I do. I
Speaker 1: just thought, I know you don't do it, but I
Speaker 1: would if I was a woman, I would. I would
Speaker 1: love my body more. But then when I hear about
Speaker 1: this menopause and perimenopause and all that stuff, I don't know. Man,
Speaker 1: that was gonna say.
Speaker 2: Even if I don't do anything during the day, I
Speaker 2: have to shower in the morning because I sweat so
Speaker 2: bad when I sleep.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, so bad. It's disgusting. Temperature is tough.
Speaker 1: What's going on? How you doing, Sarah Hid? Good morning?
Speaker 1: I'm okay, how are you good? I got a new phrase,
Speaker 1: the pits tits? And what did she say? It was?
Speaker 1: Lady bets? Yeah, what's happening? That's crazy?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: But if anyway, a comment on hers. If you're going
Speaker 1: through menopology, you need to shower at least twice the
Speaker 1: three times a day because we sweat up a storm.
Speaker 1: Oh gee, oh yeah, that's what Shannon just says.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused by what she said.
Speaker 1: We're calling her out. Yeah, and I'm calling because I
Speaker 1: have a passenger that I've been friends with for four
Speaker 1: years now, and he don't understand.
Speaker 2: I won't date hill behind because you tell me you
Speaker 2: do not shower.
Speaker 1: Oh God, beautiful. By the way, I love when Sarah
Speaker 1: calls us. Sarah is riding Uber now driving an Uber,
Speaker 1: but I like when she calls us because nine out
Speaker 1: of ten times she'll say her comment and then she'll
Speaker 1: say goodbyes pleasantly to the people communicating with your past.
Speaker 1: Oh you have a great dat. Somebody off at Detroit
Speaker 1: axl Okay, she just got out. Oh that was nice.
Speaker 1: How did you wait? How did she smell? Nice?
Speaker 2: Die?
Speaker 1: He smelled just fine, nice and clean. And you know,
Speaker 1: another thing I wanted to let you guys know is
Speaker 1: as far as the.
Speaker 2: Uber passenger women, they can request women's drivers.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, but let me ask you. Let's go back
Speaker 1: to this guy. What does this guy smell like? Does
Speaker 1: he smell a little funky? Well, you know what, he's
Speaker 1: an alcoholic. That's another reason he can't be. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: he can't be my main. His coffee in the morning
Speaker 1: is a cup of titos. Okay, yeah, so there's more.
Speaker 1: Imagine that reaking through his skin. Sixty seven years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a nice fellow, but I could never date him.
Speaker 1: So he calls me his caregiver. Now, oh god, because
Speaker 1: you go and drive him to all the stuff. It's
Speaker 1: good that he's not driving though, exactly because he's an alcoholic.
Speaker 2: He has his own vehicle.
Speaker 1: But he'll call me like, I need to hire you
Speaker 1: put tomorrow, baby girl. Okay, I'll be there, no problem.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you know Hetven tries to brush up against
Speaker 1: you'd be good, baby, I'll see it, beautiful, sorry, beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm saying goodbye to Zach, who walked into the studio
Speaker 1: for a second just to wave it. Man, you see
Speaker 1: a letter, baby, I have a good day. I love it.
Speaker 1: And Sarah does that all right? What's going on? Alex
Speaker 1: the truck driver says he's not showering today in honor
Speaker 1: of me. Thank you, Alex. Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 3: So I get up at three in the morning and
Speaker 3: Thursday's right, I'll get home till eight or night at night,
Speaker 3: so it's it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tower at no point get sweat
Speaker 1: during the next day. But you're a truck driver. I
Speaker 1: am a reputable radio DJ. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know that. I uh, you know I talked to the masses.
Speaker 1: You are talking breaker one nine to a guy on
Speaker 1: a CB point. There is the best place to shower
Speaker 1: as a truck Yeah you do. You shower in one
Speaker 1: of those places like the truck stops. I do local.
Speaker 1: I d have a gravel train, so I'm hold every night.
Speaker 1: But have you ever wanted to go in and get
Speaker 1: that prove? Yeah? I'm always curious. Be a lot lizard. Uh,
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Good.
Speaker 1: Your your predecessor was in love with the idea of
Speaker 1: being a lot lizard. Yeah. You guys do not get
Speaker 1: You do not have that in common. That's good.