WEBVTT - Mojo Needs to Shower 

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I know you're watching the live right now,

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<v Speaker 1>just to keep tabs on me to make sure I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing my job right. No, can I be honest? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>watching because I'm wearing a hat today, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like wearing a hat. Is it is the angle good today?

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<v Speaker 1>The angle is fine. But it's me with the hat.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder can.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, no, I like this?

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<v Speaker 1>Slip it to Mojo. I can't be that. I can't be.

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<v Speaker 1>Or how about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Just you just never wear hats, so it's like nobody's

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<v Speaker 2>used to seeing you, like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy from You scary guy really that always wears a hat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Yeah, you look like Joe. I like

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<v Speaker 1>that better than the guy from up the old man

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<v Speaker 1>in the house with balloon. I think I look cool

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<v Speaker 1>with the hat backwards. I see that, you know, fine forward?

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<v Speaker 2>It looks fine.

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<v Speaker 1>How you have it, Zach said, I look awesome, sways

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<v Speaker 1>the best sways hat. All right, So I got the hatter.

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<v Speaker 1>I did bring a change of clothes, and I actually

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<v Speaker 1>thought I would like do like one of those what

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<v Speaker 1>do they call him? Hose showers? You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. You use your wipes? Yeah, where you do Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I do a little hose shower in Eastern Market.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you showered, Well, I did shower. I did

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<v Speaker 1>shower and I washed my hair. But I like want to,

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<v Speaker 1>like fully like make sure that.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't feel clean unless i'm at.

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<v Speaker 1>I go home and shower. I need to exfoliate. That's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things that I do every single day.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know I don't, but I hear people talk

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<v Speaker 1>about stuff like that, but I I don't. Are there

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<v Speaker 1>any any other people listening this morning that are not showering?

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<v Speaker 1>Like who did not shower? And what's what's your reason

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<v Speaker 1>why you didn't shower? No, Kevin's in a movie. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got to eat. Kevin's not here. Showers. But people look good.

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<v Speaker 1>Women look good when they don't shower because they don't

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<v Speaker 1>look like they didn't shower. Guys like me look greasy.

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<v Speaker 2>See that's not true. I'm the same way my hair.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to wash my hair pretty much every day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well or else soily.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think they say it's bad. It is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six

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<v Speaker 1>five six five four eight. Where are non showers at today?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on the Angelo? Yeah, it's the word man,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing much. That's what I was trying to figure out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I think I called it a whole shower something.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a whole bath, d Angelo. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go without showering and not looking pretty. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Completely understand, brother, I take two or three a day

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<v Speaker 3>when it's in the summer heat.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had to do a whole bat? The Angelo?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I have late night.

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<v Speaker 1>To work early.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. I got a good get

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<v Speaker 3>it together real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do hose get upset when you call it

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<v Speaker 1>a whole a whole bath or do they understand that

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty much what they're doing. I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>they understand that that's where it comes from. Okay, all right, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be good. Take care of yourself, d Angelo. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for the the correction on the term. Hold on a second,

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<v Speaker 1>Denise is with us right now? Denise, you didn't shower today? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, come, I just wanted some extra sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to shower on Tuesday and Thursday mornings because

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<v Speaker 3>that means only two showers each before.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you trying to conserve water? Or what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just came out a pause, you know in uh, pits,

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<v Speaker 3>pits and lady bits.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you only shower two days a week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. Never any more than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, during the during the week, on the weekend, I

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<v Speaker 3>shower whenever I want, but I don't like to do

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<v Speaker 3>it if I if I do it, I try to

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<v Speaker 3>do it at night because I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>To get up and do it anymory, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do that you're You're not sweating and

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<v Speaker 1>smelling because you're only showering a couple days a week.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm a controller, so I end up for a

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<v Speaker 3>manufacturing company. So I sit at desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you're an air can conditioning and stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>if you were working out on the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to yeah, I have to do something else.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, I sit in it. Literally, my office

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<v Speaker 3>has two brick walls and I sit in it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>five by eight or something five by nine. It's super okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And so I just there by myself and it's a

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<v Speaker 3>stinky plant, you know, I mean, uh, and menopause makes

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<v Speaker 3>it so you know, you're pretty just pretty much. I

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<v Speaker 3>turn into a prum so you don't have a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of those things that you have when you're young, you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and the oily skin.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got to be honest, I used to think

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<v Speaker 1>that I wanted to be a woman. I used I

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<v Speaker 1>used to say to myself, I want to be a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I was a woman, because if I was

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<v Speaker 1>a woman, I'd just be home all day just having fun,

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<v Speaker 1>touching myself and stuff, because that's what I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought, I know you don't do it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>would if I was a woman, I would. I would

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<v Speaker 1>love my body more. But then when I hear about

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<v Speaker 1>this menopause and perimenopause and all that stuff, I don't know. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if I don't do anything during the day, I

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<v Speaker 2>have to shower in the morning because I sweat so

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<v Speaker 2>bad when I sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, so bad. It's disgusting. Temperature is tough.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? How you doing, Sarah Hid? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, how are you good? I got a new phrase,

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<v Speaker 1>the pits tits? And what did she say? It was?

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<v Speaker 1>Lady bets? Yeah, what's happening? That's crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>But if anyway, a comment on hers. If you're going

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<v Speaker 1>through menopology, you need to shower at least twice the

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<v Speaker 1>three times a day because we sweat up a storm.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gee, oh yeah, that's what Shannon just says.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so confused by what she said.

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<v Speaker 1>We're calling her out. Yeah, and I'm calling because I

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<v Speaker 1>have a passenger that I've been friends with for four

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<v Speaker 1>years now, and he don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't date hill behind because you tell me you

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<v Speaker 2>do not shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, beautiful. By the way, I love when Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>calls us. Sarah is riding Uber now driving an Uber,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like when she calls us because nine out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten times she'll say her comment and then she'll

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<v Speaker 1>say goodbyes pleasantly to the people communicating with your past.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you have a great dat. Somebody off at Detroit

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<v Speaker 1>axl Okay, she just got out. Oh that was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you wait? How did she smell? Nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Die?

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<v Speaker 1>He smelled just fine, nice and clean. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>another thing I wanted to let you guys know is

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<v Speaker 1>as far as the.

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<v Speaker 2>Uber passenger women, they can request women's drivers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, but let me ask you. Let's go back

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<v Speaker 1>to this guy. What does this guy smell like? Does

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<v Speaker 1>he smell a little funky? Well, you know what, he's

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<v Speaker 1>an alcoholic. That's another reason he can't be. Oh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he can't be my main. His coffee in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>is a cup of titos. Okay, yeah, so there's more.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that reaking through his skin. Sixty seven years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a nice fellow, but I could never date him.

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<v Speaker 1>So he calls me his caregiver. Now, oh god, because

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<v Speaker 1>you go and drive him to all the stuff. It's

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<v Speaker 1>good that he's not driving though, exactly because he's an alcoholic.

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<v Speaker 2>He has his own vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>But he'll call me like, I need to hire you

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<v Speaker 1>put tomorrow, baby girl. Okay, I'll be there, no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, you know Hetven tries to brush up against

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be good, baby, I'll see it, beautiful, sorry, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying goodbye to Zach, who walked into the studio

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<v Speaker 1>for a second just to wave it. Man, you see

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<v Speaker 1>a letter, baby, I have a good day. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>And Sarah does that all right? What's going on? Alex

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<v Speaker 1>the truck driver says he's not showering today in honor

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<v Speaker 1>of me. Thank you, Alex. Hi, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>So I get up at three in the morning and

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday's right, I'll get home till eight or night at night,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to tower at no point get sweat

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<v Speaker 1>during the next day. But you're a truck driver. I

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<v Speaker 1>am a reputable radio DJ. I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I uh, you know I talked to the masses.

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<v Speaker 1>You are talking breaker one nine to a guy on

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<v Speaker 1>a CB point. There is the best place to shower

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<v Speaker 1>as a truck Yeah you do. You shower in one

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<v Speaker 1>of those places like the truck stops. I do local.

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<v Speaker 1>I d have a gravel train, so I'm hold every night.

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<v Speaker 1>But have you ever wanted to go in and get

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<v Speaker 1>that prove? Yeah? I'm always curious. Be a lot lizard. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen a couple of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Your your predecessor was in love with the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>being a lot lizard. Yeah. You guys do not get

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<v Speaker 1>You do not have that in common. That's good.