1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and thank you. 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: You have just tuned into Real Last on Real Radio 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 2: one O four point one. 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: I am your host to night That's Bright. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 2: I am Jane John and you guys have tuned into 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 2: the night cap of comedy. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: We are real Lass. That's right. 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 2: I am joining the virtual studio with some really good 9 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 2: friends of mine. You know this next gentleman, you love him. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 2: We call him the Godfather of Orlando comedy. But his 11 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 2: name is Ken Miller. Y'all give it up for the man, 12 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 2: the myth, the legend, if you will. And also our 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 2: official sponsor from the law offices of Kaufman and Lynn. 14 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: They are your personal injury attorneys. 15 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 2: They have been winning and representing the good people Orlando 16 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 2: for over twenty years. He won the only the mister 17 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 2: Jeff the Batman coufin. 18 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: What is going on, man? I know you've got a 19 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: lot of stuff going on. 20 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 3: Dancing is man? 21 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? 22 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 3: Maan something else? 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hey yo. 24 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 4: So before the break we were talking about people have 25 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 4: kids late in the life man, and my homeboy daughter 26 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 4: she's twenty three, twenty three then she's like a year 27 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 4: younger than Kenny was and just had a baby, so 28 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 4: like and she's dropped his baby on him and left. 29 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 4: So my home whoa forty eight? Yeah, forty eight, and 30 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 4: now he raising the grand baby. And he called to 31 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 4: tell me he's mad, and I'm over here happy because 32 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 4: I'm like, we got a grand baby because he's my 33 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 4: best friend high school. Like I'm talking about me and Alex. 34 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 4: Alex was there when I went to jail. Me and 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 4: Alex gots that's my that's that that homeboy, dude, Alex, 36 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 4: we got a great I called him my grand nephew. 37 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 4: I said, we got a grand baby, bro, because I'm 38 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 4: not gonna have any grandkids. So I'm like, if I 39 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 4: can live that through you, bro, what you need? You 40 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, said what you need? But he 41 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 4: also almost fifty raising the grand baby. 42 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: He raising the baby. 43 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, James by the show, Bro. Yeah, 44 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 4: I can't swallow that, hey man, So okay, but our community, 45 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 4: you know how we are, and the Jewish community as well, 46 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 4: we're gonna take care of each other. And if some 47 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 4: that family's gonna he got he got sisters, he got cousins, 48 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 4: he got me, he got my family. That baby gonna 49 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,959 Speaker 4: be very well taken care of but I was like, 50 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 4: I got. 51 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: A grand baby. That's my grand nephew. 52 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 2: Bro Hey real quick. I got some questions when you 53 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: told that story. 54 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 3: No, I know, I know what happened. 55 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: First off, where you said she dropped the baby off 56 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: and left. Where does she go? 57 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 4: Man, I don't want to put too much out. 58 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: Came back home, but you know it's and. 59 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 4: Let me tell you all this. I always say this. 60 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 4: I'm talking about my community. I don't know what's going 61 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 4: on in yours. I'm talking about mine, but it happens 62 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 4: a lot in the black community. 63 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: My baby sister is my niece. 64 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 4: Correct, Her mama dropped her off and left at Ruthie Raiser, 65 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 4: And hey, my, that's my sister. Now she calls my 66 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 4: brother dad because that's her dad, but her brother is 67 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 4: actually my brother. So I'm technically an uncle bus my 68 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 4: sister because they just dropped off. 69 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: It's a medem movie. Yes, it's a whole ass medial movie. 70 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 5: They who said, you tell the guy when you when 71 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 5: you're in your late forties and you decided to meet 72 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 5: a girl playing Pokemon goal, that's what you're gonna get. 73 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 4: That's funny and call it like I tell you like 74 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 4: this me and Seane because you know when maybe five 75 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 4: years ago, we were really thinking about having a baby. 76 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: She wanted to have a kid so bad. 77 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 4: We were really thinking about it, and it just, you know, 78 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 4: because you know some stuff, it wasn't working. It just 79 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 4: it didn't work out. But now we're like in our fifties, fifties, 80 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 4: and and she like adoption, and I'm just like we old, 81 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 4: broh unless we adopting the teenager? 82 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: How about you adopted thirty old? We oh, we old? 83 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: Which one of your kids can I have? 84 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 5: Bro? 85 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: I I was the one dropping them missiles. 86 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 4: Give you that one because me and him both nerds. 87 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: Give me. We both nerds, y'all and y'all both work 88 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: for the government. 89 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 4: Bro. 90 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: We'd be talking about quantum physics, all that stuff. I said. 91 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 2: I was watching what's that one movie with the with 92 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 2: aunt Man. Was it called quantum What? 93 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:23,039 Speaker 3: Yeah? 94 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to. 95 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 4: He was trying to explain to me why it wouldn't work. Dad, 96 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 4: Here's why it wouldn't work. Let me tell you real quick. 97 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: Hold on bro. 98 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 4: With him, It's like, man, my ex so anybody know 99 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 4: my ex wife is black and Italian, so she on Tuesdays, 100 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 4: I get my daughters and we go out to eat 101 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 4: or we do a movie, you know what I mean. 102 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 4: But they twenty and fifteen now. Yeah, So she texts me, 103 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 4: She's like, hey, you getting the kids tomorrow. I'm like, yeah, 104 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 4: I get them. I take them to dinner or something. 105 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 4: I went up planning on it. I said, they twenty 106 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 4: one and twenty they supposed to be in the club, 107 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 4: not hanging out with their father. I said, see, this 108 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 4: is like if having kids with that white woman, because 109 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 4: a black woman would have had. 110 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: Them kids in the club and twenty You're. 111 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 3: Right, because do they go to the club anymore? 112 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 4: They they don't. 113 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: They don't. They don't. 114 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 3: They sit the room, final of them in a coffee shop. Yes, club, Yeah, 115 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 3: the website that. 116 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,600 Speaker 1: Hang out just what me and my kids did. 117 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 2: My kids still come hang out with us. We just 118 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 2: stand in the scape room. My kids are twenty four, 119 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 2: twenty three, twenty two. 120 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: They want to. 121 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 4: Hang out, and I'm like, I'm happy. I'm happy that 122 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 4: you want to hang out with your father. But dog, 123 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 4: at twenty one, man, I was at the club dutchy 124 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:41,160 Speaker 4: wining on somebody. Hey, I was in the club. Drop 125 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 4: that thing, do the brow. I was in the club 126 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 4: bank headed on these hose. Like I'm saying, Kid was 127 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,039 Speaker 4: out there with Captain d kept d coming, cae'p coming work. 128 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: Yo, Hey, yes I was. If you know you was, 129 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: I wast free Willie Man, Willie Bro. But Jeff, you're right, 130 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: they not us. 131 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 4: And when they do go to the club, you see 132 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,720 Speaker 4: the videos, they regard themselves. 133 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. 134 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 5: Man, I was at the show the other day and 135 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 5: every cell phone was out. I'm going because somebody enjoy 136 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 5: the music for ten cells, and you know they're recording 137 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 5: something that they're never gonna watch again. It sound like, 138 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 5: what was the last time you recorded a whole concert 139 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 5: and then later go watch it? 140 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 6: Why? 141 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 4: Just a couple of days ago, I deleted the Monicam 142 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 4: Brandy stuff. 143 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, why did I record this? You never? I'm 144 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 1: never gonna watch it? No? Never. That was you thinking, 145 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: you're so oh, it's gonna be a memory. 146 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 4: No, it's not me actually watching it with my own eyes, 147 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 4: through my actual eyes, not of a phone less. 148 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: That's the memory. That's what I'm gonna remember. 149 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 3: I get the idea of taking one picture a picture 150 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 3: and you're done. 151 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 5: These people hold that thing up the whole concert looking 152 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,799 Speaker 5: I can't see because you've got your iPhone four thousand 153 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 5: in my face. 154 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: The worst is that a graduation when they bring the 155 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:06,280 Speaker 1: iPad and cord not Spike Lee. You know, yeah, bro, 156 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: what are you right now? Put it down? I had Literally. 157 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 4: I've gotten to that point where I used to be 158 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 4: that person that concerts and stuff like that. I stopped 159 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 4: doing it too. I'm gonna take a picture in the beginning. 160 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,119 Speaker 4: I'm gonna try to get a good picture of each act, 161 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 4: and then. 162 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit there and enjoy it. 163 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 4: Because the amount of money me and Sean pay for 164 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 4: these floor seats, because we only sit on the floor. 165 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: Now, why I put my damn phone up? Yeah? Yeah. 166 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 4: The next concert, we're going to see the Queens, Patty Label, 167 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 4: Shaka Khan, Stephanie Mills and Gladys Knight and Jacksonville. We're 168 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 4: gonna be on the floor, baby, And then after that, 169 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 4: after that March, we're gonna be in Atlanta for Boys 170 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 4: and Men New Edition Tony Braxton and we got a box. 171 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: It's my birthday. 172 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 3: They bringing a cardboard box with him. 173 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 4: Hey, as long as I'm in the box, I don't 174 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 4: killing shen't tell me what out a box of web jest. 175 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: That's funny. 176 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 4: They stay whirlpool on it. That's funny like that, Bro, 177 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 4: you are ridiculous. 178 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: That's dia. 179 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 4: What kind of box she can say? I got you 180 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,239 Speaker 4: a box. It better be good about money. 181 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: I paid for it. See paid my birthday gift. 182 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 2: I love what you're doing, man, because see that's what 183 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 2: I'm on right now at my age. I want to 184 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 2: go see the classics. 185 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: Bro, I want to tell me that's's love language. 186 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 3: Is seeing Santana on Sunday. 187 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 4: And I know I know a couple of Santenna songs, 188 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 4: but I just go see Santana just because I know 189 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 4: he gonna rip. 190 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: Bro, that brother can play. You know he gonna rip. Yeah. 191 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 5: I want you to what some people aren't doing. And 192 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 5: this is it happens all the time. Like we have 193 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,439 Speaker 5: a lot of circuses that come to town. They play 194 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 5: in uh people that like the parking lots. They put 195 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,200 Speaker 5: the tents up and you're like twenty dollars to go 196 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 5: in there and you get like an hour and a half, 197 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 5: two hours. The most greatest performers and people just are 198 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 5: sitting home. 199 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,119 Speaker 3: They're doing these little things to like two circuses. 200 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 1: In the last you told me that Jeff. 201 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 3: Amazing and We're amazing. And the people. 202 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 5: Who come out of there, Oh my god, that was 203 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 5: the coolest thing. 204 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 3: I've seen in a long time. It's like, sir, to 205 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 3: lay on a budget and it's worth doing it. And 206 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,839 Speaker 3: I think that we ken. You stole my movie the 207 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 3: other night man you talk about willis you went, you 208 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 3: went to one of the candlelight things. 209 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: Oh man, let me tell you something, bro And I've 210 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,559 Speaker 1: never been James. 211 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 3: Queen one and. 212 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 1: So I did the hip hop one. 213 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:38,760 Speaker 4: So doctor Dre, Eminem Tupac Biggie Lauryn Hill. 214 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: When I tell you, when they played Dre. 215 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 4: Next episode, the audience went, But like Dre should have 216 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:48,839 Speaker 4: been at the end. They did Eminem at the end, 217 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 4: and they should have did when they did next episode, 218 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,719 Speaker 4: and when they did Lawrence Hill. 219 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,319 Speaker 1: Killing them softly, those two. 220 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,839 Speaker 4: So it's a it's a four string, three violins, one 221 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 4: cello and they do play hip hop or R and 222 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 4: B or like he said he did abba. They got 223 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,720 Speaker 4: a drake one coming up. So James see the one. 224 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 4: Lets you want to roll to the neo soul? Yes, okay, 225 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,719 Speaker 4: if you free man, we'll double date would be nice. Man. 226 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: Neil So I'm definitely gonna try to make a baby. 227 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 6: Hmm. 228 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 4: There you go, hey man, hey now oh yeah, hell 229 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 4: yeah another granddaddy, Yeah yeah, another grand nephew. 230 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,719 Speaker 1: Baby. Yeah. It was. 231 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,959 Speaker 4: It was cool and it was like a date night. 232 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 4: And I haven't planned a date night for my white. 233 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,559 Speaker 5: It's a bit to do for your lady, get forehand, 234 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 5: but your business. 235 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,080 Speaker 4: But got to give a shout out to Miguel so 236 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 4: and we talked about this the other day. So what 237 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,080 Speaker 4: happened was I kept seeing it come up with my 238 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 4: timeine because you know, you click on it. 239 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: Once, that's it, you're gonna see forever. 240 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,439 Speaker 4: And we were at crazy and Miguel said, man, I'm 241 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 4: thinking about taking this girl to this candle Like I said, dude, 242 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 4: I want to go. What what is it? And he 243 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 4: was like, bro, here's a hip hop night. I looked 244 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 4: at it. I asked my wife and said, what we 245 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,839 Speaker 4: got going on? You know, you know, trying on a 246 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,480 Speaker 4: sneak tip. Make sure we ain't got nothing going on. 247 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,839 Speaker 4: She said, we ain't got nothing. I said, date night. 248 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 4: And it wasn't it was It wasn't a movie and 249 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 4: it wasn't comedy. 250 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 5: That's you got every once in a while. Just don't 251 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 5: anybody else. You know, we're gonna do a date night 252 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 5: tonight and they you know. 253 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 1: You got to take care of it. So, but what's funny, Jeff? 254 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 4: When we recorded on Saturday, I guess you ain't noticed 255 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 4: about Miguel. That dude is the serial dater. He was 256 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 4: giving me a James all the date night idea. It 257 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 4: was he definitely all the day idea, like we're gonna 258 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,720 Speaker 4: do that ripper boat. 259 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 3: He has sex cheerios at the same time. That's what 260 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 3: I thought. 261 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: You probably does that too. Shot. 262 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,599 Speaker 4: I've seen the thing to dude that to eat a 263 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 4: brisket in some butt, yo. 264 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 3: Bro, the sensual beat. 265 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, brisky in some butt yo. I wouldn't I wouldn't 266 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 4: be shot. Brisket and booty is diabolical, bro, that's the 267 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 4: best things on the world. 268 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 1: Be like, geezh, three of the best things in the world. 269 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 2: That's like combining chocolate and peanut butter, brisket and booty. 270 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: All. 271 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 4: Hey, you got brisket in my booty, you got booty 272 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 4: in my breasket. 273 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: Hey, James, don't be mad. 274 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 6: I'm not mad. 275 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 4: I don't like chocolate and peanut butter together. Oh can 276 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 4: I can't cups. 277 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:40,559 Speaker 1: Bro, I love cup for real. I eat the edge. 278 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: That's can y'all sell edges? It was called a hershel Bard. 279 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,800 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you can get one of those. 280 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, absolutely one. It's like eating us the 281 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,559 Speaker 4: corners of the of the brownie. Yeah, oh yeah, the 282 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 4: corn I won't. I don't want that middle man. I 283 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 4: don't know what it is. 284 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 1: I can't. 285 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 4: I don't like them. I can't stand in York Peppermin Patty. 286 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if you eat York 287 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,800 Speaker 1: Peppermin Patty? You a serial killer? Hey, dude, that's wife. 288 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 4: That's why I left her, Bro, that's why me and 289 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 4: my wife got divorced. I mean, I'm cheated too, but look, 290 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 4: oh god, almost fit up, almost fit up? 291 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: Just did that? 292 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,319 Speaker 4: Brother said, oh yeah, boy, I ain't tell that I 293 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,640 Speaker 4: had out he was out here. 294 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:29,240 Speaker 1: I'm just saying she had Patty is like I got 295 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: too hey for me, she Pepperman Patty. I got a cheat. 296 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,599 Speaker 1: I got this guy she got. I said, God, I 297 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: was like, this what you gave me? 298 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 4: That's what I give for marrying this white woman as bro, 299 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 4: that's diabolical reconcile differences. 300 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, reconcilable difference. That's why I got my lawyer on 301 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: the show. Baby, there you. 302 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,240 Speaker 4: Go, man, so real quick in your words, christer Miller, 303 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 4: what was your wife doing that? 304 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 2: You just couldn't you see past it? Eat them York 305 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 2: peppermin patties. 306 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:02,200 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, and hey, I tell you that, I said, 307 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 4: and she eat mounds and I'm enjoyed. 308 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,959 Speaker 1: They Oh no, hey, Jay, they gave me. They gave 309 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 1: me full custody. They did. 310 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 5: It. 311 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 2: That's funny. On that note right here, don't ever think 312 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 2: our legal advice. We'll be right back with more more 313 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 2: silliness right here on Real Last, Real Radio. 314 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:35,160 Speaker 6: What a four point one. 315 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,840 Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody, Thank you you are still listening to 316 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 2: Real Last on Real Radio one a four point one. 317 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,160 Speaker 2: It is me your host, James John joined with Kim 318 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 2: Miller and Jeff to bat Man coughing. 319 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,040 Speaker 4: Want to mind everybody, We're your night cap of comedy. 320 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,880 Speaker 4: You need to actually support this. 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James is talking about 331 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 4: stuff like his mom liked. 332 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 333 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 4: Man, I remember, man, there's two things I can't stand. 334 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 4: My grandma used to always give us when we stayed 335 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 4: at her house. 336 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,800 Speaker 1: I bet I got the same stuff. 337 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 4: Go ahead, tab soda, yes, and them crackers with peanut butter. 338 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not Lance, not Lance. I'm talking about the 339 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 1: bootleg when not Lance. Oh it was called Chance. Yeah, 340 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 1: I seen them practice. 341 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 4: Yes, bro, my mom my grandma would do tab soda, 342 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 4: them crackers with peanut butter. I could, oh yeah, the 343 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 4: oh my good brother. I couldn't. I tell my mama. 344 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 4: I said, I'd rather stay home alone. 345 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, go over there. That was like the old people 346 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:05,680 Speaker 1: their house. 347 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 2: Old people always had millow wafers, sardine, sardines, and my 348 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 2: mom we eat something so nasty I still can't even 349 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 2: look at it, hedgehog cheese. 350 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,080 Speaker 1: My mother. 351 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 4: So I've never had sardine, never had the cheese. I 352 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 4: can't stand potted me. I will potted me to Vienna saucy. 353 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 4: That's another thing, bro. 354 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:28,800 Speaker 1: The day. 355 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 4: That's that's the struggle now, back in the day, the 356 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 4: meal struggle meal. But man, look here, you bring me 357 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 4: some potted meat. 358 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 1: I swing on your you will, yeah, I sing on you. Bro. 359 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 3: Grew up with that stuff. You got to grow up 360 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 3: with certain food. 361 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 1: It just yet you had to do We had to 362 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: do it. 363 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 3: No, your parents really ate it. 364 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: You. 365 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:53,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I remember my parents. You eat chopped liver. 366 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: And I go, no, use your love liver pudding. Liver pudding. 367 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 3: And see that's like a pasta. That's like what we 368 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 3: call it. It's a. 369 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I used I might go for I might 370 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 4: buy some Liverpool next week, just to try. I haven't 371 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 4: had so this one. I'm gonna ask my kids. I 372 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 4: want try to ask y'all kids too, what's the meal 373 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 4: that we used to make them eat all the time 374 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,920 Speaker 4: that they older Now they're like, nah, I've never eat 375 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,960 Speaker 4: done again. I'm curious to know because it's a lot 376 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 4: of stuff. 377 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: Now. 378 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,119 Speaker 4: I won't I won't eat liver, I won't eat lima beans, 379 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 4: I really eat baloney. I won't eat ooters and noodles anymore. 380 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 4: I won't eat chitlings. It's like a bunch of stuff 381 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,639 Speaker 4: I can't do. It's a bunch of stuff. 382 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,919 Speaker 1: Man. When I was a kid, that my mama we 383 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 1: had to eat. 384 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 4: Bro, Like it was years before I eat rice again 385 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,199 Speaker 4: because my mama made rice and beans and pew to 386 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:53,320 Speaker 4: beans with everything, dog everything, So it was years before 387 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 4: I even had rice and beans again. 388 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:59,719 Speaker 5: Bro, I'm thisel stereotype white woman. She didn't know how 389 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 5: to use spices, so everything. 390 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,919 Speaker 3: We had was you know, it was cooked, but it 391 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 3: was like there was no flavor to it. Like my 392 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 3: mom used to the homicide she used to call a brisket. 393 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 3: You know, oh oh that thing was dry. I mean 394 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,800 Speaker 3: I think you could probably eat her last brisket today. 395 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:23,120 Speaker 1: That's as far it was less. Or you can fix 396 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: you like you're your drywall with it or something. Bro. 397 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a Jewish mother. She's going to listen 398 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,440 Speaker 3: to this one show out of all we've done. 399 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 1: And I know, right, man, listen to my baby Ja. 400 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, Bro. 401 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 4: I don't think I didn't have brisket till I got 402 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,760 Speaker 4: in the military. I have later, Like one of the 403 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 4: things you went to a cookout in the South. It 404 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,880 Speaker 4: was in North Carolina. It was pork correct, it was hamburgers, 405 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 4: hot dogs, and the grown ups got ribs. You ain't 406 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,479 Speaker 4: getting no rib as a kid. No, ain't no damn 407 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200 Speaker 4: kid eat no damn rib. 408 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: And if you asked the one, ye that it's like 409 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,880 Speaker 1: going to the sand. Don't you asking for a rib? 410 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,480 Speaker 4: Road Now you got that favorite uncle. Hey, hey, nephew, 411 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 4: we have. 412 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: Gone for that year. 413 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,040 Speaker 4: Like if you was a kid, you was eating hamburgers 414 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 4: and hot dollars. Yo didn't get no meat regular meat dog. 415 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,679 Speaker 4: You no no son, But I did not special. 416 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,440 Speaker 3: Every once in a while, I'm gonna tell you I 417 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 3: was a little upty. Every once in a while I 418 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,200 Speaker 3: got taken to Tony Romas. 419 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,960 Speaker 5: Oh I remember that Tony rovers You get the big 420 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 5: slide and they had the onion. 421 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 3: Onion break me too. 422 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 2: I actually love twenty row Tom's so old and I'm 423 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 2: from the South. I remember Morrison's cafeteria. 424 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 1: We ain't had that. We had k and double loss. 425 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,200 Speaker 1: We had a CAFETI loves. 426 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,639 Speaker 3: I remember loved to clams, the clams and loans. 427 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 2: Y'all remember Quincy's Big Fact. 428 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,720 Speaker 1: You know it's crazy though. 429 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 4: Man, I didn't eat out until I got in high 430 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,159 Speaker 4: school and could pay for it myself. Yes, come on, 431 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,080 Speaker 4: it was too many of us, like like every like 432 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 4: every now and then, my daddy would pick me up 433 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 4: and would take me to heart these. I hate hearties 434 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 4: to this day, I don't like this. Why I hate hearties? Bro, 435 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 4: I feel so bad for this lady. I knew it 436 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,120 Speaker 4: was acne. This lady had this face full of bumps, 437 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,640 Speaker 4: and she was part of a teenager And my daddy said, 438 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,159 Speaker 4: I ain't eating that food. That herpes all on your face. 439 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 4: Oh damn, oh oh. Hey, To this day, I would 440 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 4: never eat hearties because all I hear is my daddy telling. 441 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: This live young white girl, that girl like that. 442 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 4: Dang, he was drunk driving me around, Bro, drunk. 443 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 1: You would have definated driving some more else. 444 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 4: Now, I just sit next to my daddy, let him 445 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 4: drive drunk, not knowing he was drunk, and. 446 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 1: He was giving me money and food and shoes and stuff. 447 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,200 Speaker 4: And I was just happy to spend time with the 448 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,480 Speaker 4: about I got. Not till I got drunk with my kids. 449 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,640 Speaker 4: I realized, damn, chick was drunk that day. Hey, you 450 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,720 Speaker 4: know you made it as a father, when your kids 451 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,520 Speaker 4: can be your designated driver, you. 452 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 1: Know, as a father my kids. 453 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,920 Speaker 3: I had a stone brother. He was stoned all the time, 454 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960 Speaker 3: and I didn't know he was stone. 455 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 5: We'd always drive kind of like I'd have to like 456 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,239 Speaker 5: grab the wheel and to make sure we're and I 457 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 5: was like, eleven, get us back into our lane. 458 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,640 Speaker 1: That's funny. 459 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 3: He taught me how to drive. I think he only 460 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,119 Speaker 3: taught me how to drive so you can guarantee you 461 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 3: get home. 462 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and but I just thought of what I just 463 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 2: thought of? This can't because you mentioned that, you asked 464 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 2: the question. I'm gonna tell you what my mom used 465 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,200 Speaker 2: to make all. 466 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 4: The time that I cannot even put close to my 467 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:26,960 Speaker 4: nose now. 468 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,439 Speaker 1: Tuna caterroll. If you make tuna. 469 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 4: Never had it, never had you know, when I got 470 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:36,639 Speaker 4: into tuna. 471 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,359 Speaker 1: When I moved here during hurricane season, I had that. 472 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,000 Speaker 1: He never ate tuna. I never had tuna, never had 473 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 1: it before. 474 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,280 Speaker 3: You're talking like a tuna sandwich, tuna sandwich. 475 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,960 Speaker 4: Never had tuna sandwich, never had play to no type 476 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 4: of tuna. I moved here and we lost power and 477 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,800 Speaker 4: my first wife made some tuna and I was like, yo, 478 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 4: that's actually that's pretty good because well, you know, we 479 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,359 Speaker 4: we relives salt pepper, like you know what I'm saying, 480 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 4: parmesan cheese, you know what I mean. It's like we 481 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 4: do tune the different. So I was like, okay, I 482 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,639 Speaker 4: go to Subwhere got a tuna? 483 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: Sub? I said, this what my wegs white man tuna? 484 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 1: Oh no, that would have been stepped on. It ain't 485 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,160 Speaker 1: paying dog. 486 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, public's got a pack of lemon pepper tuna. Hey 487 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 4: look at man, it's the blackest thing they sell. That's 488 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 4: so Jeff, that's so damn black. Some lemon pepper tuna, 489 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 4: limon pepper tuna. Come come with a free black and mouth. 490 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,159 Speaker 4: That's how black it is. It's so black, bro. 491 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 3: Sweet potatoes. That's god damn man. 492 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 1: That brother. 493 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,639 Speaker 4: Hey, let me tell you'all son, y'all get freaking with y'all, lady. 494 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 4: I want to get it all nice and nice. I 495 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,439 Speaker 4: know y'all might k wyatt, not me and my wife 496 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,639 Speaker 4: lemon pepper. 497 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,399 Speaker 1: That's funny. I'm be like. 498 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,399 Speaker 3: Off wings. 499 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 2: I was like, hey, hey, that's funny. 500 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,119 Speaker 4: Hey, bro, my wife put lemon pepper, lemon pepper in 501 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,239 Speaker 4: Montreal seasonings. Her go to seasoning, Bro, that's put that 502 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 4: on everything. 503 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: Bro, I'm like, yo, did you put some limon pepper 504 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,880 Speaker 1: on these eggs? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, come on, that ain't bad. 505 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,399 Speaker 4: Actually, Hey, to the point when when I cooked for 506 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,119 Speaker 4: me and my wife her half, I make her season 507 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 4: her own. Okay, because I stopped over seasoning. Because my 508 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:36,439 Speaker 4: cholesterol blood pressure which is all down now because I 509 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 4: stopped over seasoning, right, my wife, let's draw peel high 510 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 4: blood pressure. 511 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: Peers said yeah, because you just put eight. 512 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 4: Pounds of limon pepper, sauce and myntreal on it. You 513 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 4: can't even see the steak now, Bro, I saw a 514 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 4: cow walk in your house and use your steak as 515 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 4: a salt liquor, like b for real? Come on, man 516 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,399 Speaker 4: like yo, Like, so now I make something like I 517 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,479 Speaker 4: make a TikTok recipe and she they don't have them. 518 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,119 Speaker 1: That's my salt, I said, yeah, because it's not supposed to. 519 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 3: Here he go to south in the relationship. I want 520 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 3: you to know that you. 521 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,640 Speaker 4: Don't yet, which is cool with me, because they live long. 522 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:18,400 Speaker 4: Husband always first, brouh, I try I beat the chick. 523 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 1: Hey, you said something right then? Yes you did? For real, bro, husband's. 524 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,680 Speaker 3: Be dead as hell, see you you do with my girl. 525 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 5: Though my girl actually comes to shees. She goes, Oh, 526 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 5: you're like this, it's a good pasta. I go, you 527 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 5: mean there's no bread in this pasta? No, it's all protein. 528 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, we got a trying to live baby. 529 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,680 Speaker 4: I just lost twenty one pounds too, now my three 530 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,480 Speaker 4: this weekend because I was I was after the fast. 531 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 1: I was eating it the what's the first restaurant you 532 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,400 Speaker 1: went to after the fast? First? Watch got breakfast? 533 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,159 Speaker 4: I got breakfast, but I was feeding for the Chinese 534 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 4: food downtown. So I got that today. Man, I got 535 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,199 Speaker 4: the four wings and rice bro. I was eat then 536 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 4: walking back to work. 537 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,360 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, real. 538 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:13,240 Speaker 2: People don't understand how good Chinese chicken wings are, man. 539 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: Because they will bro. 540 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,399 Speaker 3: It's been there for in seventies, but it's some of 541 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 3: the most Frisbees. 542 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 4: Chicken I've ever had in my life. Man, Chinese chicken 543 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:28,280 Speaker 4: is delicious. And the crazy thing is, Man, it's downtown Orlando. 544 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 4: It it's such a wine if you go. I don't 545 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,520 Speaker 4: know the name, I just know it costs such a 546 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,320 Speaker 4: wine if you go down there. This is a true story. 547 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,159 Speaker 4: I'm not making this up. I ordered it on the 548 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,440 Speaker 4: line right I walk it's an eight to ten minute walk. 549 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,880 Speaker 1: I get it. I walked back. 550 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:48,159 Speaker 4: To work and open up and is still piping hot. 551 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,320 Speaker 1: I swear to God to cook that chicken in lava. Yeah, 552 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,960 Speaker 1: there's no way it is. 553 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 4: Dog Sean just went to get KFC right now. I 554 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 4: guarantee you it's gonna be cold when she gets home and. 555 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,240 Speaker 1: It's up the street. Absolutely. Yeah. But that man, such 556 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: a line eight minutes. 557 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,200 Speaker 3: You could get the lead road for your place in 558 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:06,879 Speaker 3: eight minutes. 559 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, just I just be chilling. It's across 560 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 4: from Hue and the Goose downtown. Okay, yeah, I just 561 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 4: be chilling, Jeff. When I'm walk into my lunch break, man, 562 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 4: I be I got my headphones on, I'll be walking. 563 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, ignoring homeless people. You know what I'm saying. 564 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,719 Speaker 1: Just get my Tracy Morgan on. That's funny. Still got 565 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,919 Speaker 1: your pinoculars on walking? Hey, that's the. 566 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 4: Big thing on social media. I'm gonna tell you all 567 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 4: right now you're listening. Tracy Morgan was not wrong because 568 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 4: you famous. You don't owe nobody nothing. No, So, I 569 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 4: don't know if you guys know the story. I don't 570 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,159 Speaker 4: know if you guys know the story. So this homeless 571 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,639 Speaker 4: dude walks up to Tracy Morgan and he was like, 572 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 4: hey man, hey boy, hey, give me some money. And 573 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,280 Speaker 4: Tracy like, no, you used to talk jump to me 574 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,159 Speaker 4: and bully me when I was a kid. And the 575 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,880 Speaker 4: dude kept and the dude was like, I'm homeless, boy, 576 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 4: give me some money. 577 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:58,640 Speaker 1: Boy. 578 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,919 Speaker 4: He was kept calling to Tracy a boy, boy, Bro, 579 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,480 Speaker 4: I ain't got that, ain't got nothing. 580 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 6: To do with me. 581 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,639 Speaker 4: I got my kids to take care of correct and 582 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 4: and and there's a debate on the internet. 583 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, what's the debate. 584 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 4: You bullied me as a kid, made me feel bad 585 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 4: as a kid, and then called me boy and asked 586 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 4: me for money. 587 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 1: I don't owe you not. 588 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,400 Speaker 3: That personal has a problem. It's old white women. Yeah, 589 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 3: they ain't no, ain't no ethnic, ain't no jew going. 590 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,120 Speaker 3: You should gave that person some money. It's an old 591 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,639 Speaker 3: white woman who won't even talk to the dude. He 592 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 3: said something to her, she got him arrested. 593 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: And mate, oh no, she's spraying with Macey. 594 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 4: Well yes, Jeff, real no real talk Jay. In the comments, 595 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 4: it's black people like, man, you could have do that. 596 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 4: Man a couple of dollars, you could have Yo, you 597 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 4: got it. You ain't gonna miss it. No, you bullied 598 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,040 Speaker 4: me and talk junk to me and then call me boy. 599 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,760 Speaker 1: Still talking junk to me this day. 600 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, hello, now, because you ain't getting no money from me. 601 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I would have gave everybody around him money. 602 00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,960 Speaker 1: I would have been for y'all cash outs out people. 603 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: He don't even need it. 604 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,680 Speaker 4: He go, you get some money, you get will WILLI 605 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 4: Smith walking up, gave Will Smith money. 606 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,439 Speaker 1: What's up here? 607 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 5: You heard Kat Williams tell they somebody told a story 608 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,680 Speaker 5: about Kat Williams. He went back to his neighborhood and 609 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,119 Speaker 5: people are talking about they can't pay their mortgage. This 610 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 5: dude went to his car, pulled out about one hundred 611 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:22,840 Speaker 5: thousand and started giving away stocks of fives to everybody. 612 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: And that's what Cat does. Cat. Hey, what you want 613 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 1: about Cat? I've heard a bunch of stories about not 614 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 1: the book. Good thing. 615 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 4: Because I'm gonna tell you like this, I'll go back 616 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 4: to my neighborhood ask me for money. 617 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm burning it down. Yeah yeah. 618 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 4: On that note, we'll be right back with more advice 619 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 4: on Arsen right here on Real Last Real Radio one 620 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 4: of four point one. 621 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody. You still listening to Real Last on 622 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 2: Real Radio one oh four point one, James, John Kim 623 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 2: Miller and Jeff the Batman. Coffin is in the house. 624 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 2: We're your night cap of comedy. If you listen to 625 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 2: us and you have a good time and you laugh, 626 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,520 Speaker 2: that's what we want. If you listen to us and 627 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 2: you take our advice and you want to burn buildings down, 628 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,160 Speaker 2: don't do that. 629 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: Because I can't go to the court. Can't go to 630 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 1: court people, No, I can't. 631 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 4: I want to ask a successful I want to ask 632 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 4: you all quickly, a hypothetical question. Man, this is my 633 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 4: social social experiment question. I want to run by you generally, 634 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 4: just hypothetical, hypothetical, hypothetical, y'all? 635 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 1: Is that real? 636 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 2: Let's say you have money, Guys, we have we have money. 637 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 2: Money is not a problem, it's not a concern. Hey, hey, 638 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 2: somebody got money. 639 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: A true true All right. Let's pretend hey real quick, 640 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 1: let me rephrase again. Let me might have got funny. 641 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: Let me rephrase. 642 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 4: Let's pretend that we Jeff Kaufman. Let's pretend that we're 643 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 4: doing well out in these streets. Okay, and let's say 644 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 4: that we got engaged to a woman. We bought this 645 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 4: woman a nice ring. Right now again, money's no option 646 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 4: for us, right right? 647 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: Yes? Those wrong going with this. Let's say it don't 648 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 1: work out and we call the engagement off. Right. Do 649 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 1: you think it's in back? H huh? 650 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,959 Speaker 3: The man calls it off. 651 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: The man calls it off. Do you think it's in 652 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,600 Speaker 1: bad taste for me to ask for the ring back? 653 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: Or do we just let that go? I want to 654 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,120 Speaker 1: know back. 655 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 6: I want to know. 656 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and we got money, we got money, We're 657 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: not poor man. She can let it go. 658 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,160 Speaker 3: Hold hold on, there's money, and then there's I gave 659 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,600 Speaker 3: you thirty thousand on your hand. 660 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,600 Speaker 1: I still she can still have it. 661 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 3: Let me tell you, broke, if she broke up with you, 662 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 3: you better get that ring back. 663 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,320 Speaker 4: She can think so, And I'm gonna tell you why. No, 664 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 4: I know she can't, but I'm saying I'm gonna give 665 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,800 Speaker 4: it to it. I'm gonna tell you why I was 666 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 4: broke and ye doing my first divorce. I let my 667 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,719 Speaker 4: wife ex wife have everything. 668 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,360 Speaker 1: Wow, you can have it. I can, I can start over. 669 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,200 Speaker 1: I can really start if you if you want, if 670 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: you want, hey, hey, hey, and I slept on that 671 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,960 Speaker 1: thing months. I got a real cat. You had a job. 672 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 4: I'm this how I'm raised Jane. Okay, we men take 673 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,240 Speaker 4: care of women. That's my mama, My mama. I'm raised 674 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 4: by Syning. 675 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:34,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, hey, we get divorced or we don't get married. 676 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 4: I gave you a thirty thousand dollars ring if it's 677 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 4: gonna help you better your life. 678 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 1: Baby, baby, girl, here take yours. 679 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,240 Speaker 4: You can have it because I'm gonna get thirty thousand 680 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 4: dollars this weekend opening for allmgs Wicks. 681 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: So I don't even you know what I'm saying. That's 682 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: just me Now, it's some dudes out there that girl. 683 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 1: I want my RN. No, baby, you don't have even 684 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: issueds gone. I don't even want to make a scene. 685 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,120 Speaker 3: There's a difference. I think if you if somebody was 686 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 3: good to you, yeah, you're taking out or if you 687 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 3: you were with them a long time, you take. 688 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: Care of them. 689 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes some people push. 690 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 5: I guarantee there'd be no diamond rings if the women 691 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,120 Speaker 5: had to give men three gift that was three times 692 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 5: their salary. 693 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a good point, Jeff. 694 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 3: There wouldn't be rings three months of theirs. There'd be 695 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,000 Speaker 3: no rings anymore. I think we could go without that. 696 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 1: But what if we got to choose what the gift was. 697 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: What if we don't want to ring? 698 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 2: What if it's like you said earlier, Jeff, it was 699 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 2: like Jesus take you to no See, to take us 700 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 2: to our favorite team. 701 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 3: For seas first season. 702 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 1: But but you gotta, but you. 703 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 4: Gotta take the florid seats everywhere you go to let 704 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 4: women know you married. 705 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,000 Speaker 1: You gotta welcome to the club, like, hey, how you 706 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,800 Speaker 1: do a girl? I got florid seeds to the Lakers. 707 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 1: That's how good I'm doing it. 708 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 3: You could paint with. 709 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: Somebody, James. That's actually hilarious. That'd be a good skit. 710 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, if women had to buy men something that they 711 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,200 Speaker 4: wanted for for marriage and not a ring, what would 712 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 4: it be? 713 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,560 Speaker 1: You up in the club and the girl girl like, 714 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,760 Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey? Bam, girl, Hey, I already married. 715 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 4: I got a Lexus and you're in the club with 716 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 4: a Lexus behind you, talk about. 717 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,600 Speaker 3: Hey, how you doing? 718 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: How you get your number? 719 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,360 Speaker 3: Who's she talking about? 720 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,160 Speaker 5: Hey? 721 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: Now they walk up to you, Hey, how you doing? 722 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,880 Speaker 1: Kind to get the number of girl? 723 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 4: I got a lebron James standing there, he married girl. 724 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 4: Go get your hands away from you, pull out of card. 725 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 4: I got Starbucks for life. Yeah, that's how coffee date. Yeah, 726 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,120 Speaker 4: but nah, I'm just that way, James. 727 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:43,920 Speaker 1: I would let her. 728 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,720 Speaker 4: You can have it on the same way unless she 729 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:52,480 Speaker 4: did something diabolical. She did diabolical. Really, you have it, dog, 730 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 4: I'm rich. 731 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:53,880 Speaker 1: I don't. 732 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,960 Speaker 4: Let it go because one, it's a social media age. 733 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 4: She gonna be on social media. 734 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,000 Speaker 1: He don't want to. Yeah, No, I gave her everything 735 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 1: she wanted. She can have it. 736 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,400 Speaker 3: You had rain you lock eye filters on her phone. 737 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,879 Speaker 1: It's called white there. 738 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,320 Speaker 3: Hey moves around. 739 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,319 Speaker 5: It moves around to different sides of her face than 740 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,080 Speaker 5: what she's filming. 741 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,560 Speaker 1: No, I don't. Yeah, No, I've done it before, man. Yeah, 742 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,680 Speaker 1: I've done it before. Man. 743 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 4: I've given everything I've had away bro and started over again. 744 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 1: It's okay. 745 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,520 Speaker 4: And even even now if something's that happened now you 746 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,239 Speaker 4: know it's not. 747 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 1: But if it did, Hey, you have what you want. 748 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,439 Speaker 4: I can always I am. I am a smart man. 749 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,640 Speaker 4: I can work anywhere. I know technology. I'm gonna make money. Yeah, okay, 750 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. My job, I'm always gonna 751 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,439 Speaker 4: get hired. 752 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 3: Give it away that locker from Corona. Tell you right now, no, no, no, 753 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 3: give you the locker. 754 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:56,759 Speaker 1: Baby. 755 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,120 Speaker 3: I can't give you the locker. I can't give you, 756 00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 3: but take the car. Don't take the. 757 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,360 Speaker 1: Locker real real quick. Yo. If Chris Listening I sold 758 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: the locker. 759 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 5: Dang. 760 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 6: Hey, dang. 761 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 3: Well, tell Chris. 762 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:16,560 Speaker 6: Come here. 763 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: Chris got beef right now? 764 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 4: Why so I bought this. I bought the locker, and 765 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 4: I asked for just a quarter of what the locker costs, 766 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 4: and I've been waiting on that quarter for soon. No, 767 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,360 Speaker 4: I'm just saying, we both smoke out of it, so 768 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 4: can give me a little bit of money. 769 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not asking for all of it. 770 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 3: Okay, I think you don't understand your relationship. 771 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: Man, He's gonna give me that money. He gonna give 772 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,080 Speaker 1: me that money. Jeff is your bro friend. 773 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,319 Speaker 3: He's gonna give me that money out of your mouth. 774 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,919 Speaker 5: He's the remorra. You know, the fish that swiping behind 775 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,160 Speaker 5: the shark. You the shark, and he's the fish. 776 00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 4: He gonna give me that money, Jeffrey Kauflin until I 777 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:00,959 Speaker 4: get that money. 778 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: The locker guys sold, Ken got a locker Airbnb. That 779 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,880 Speaker 1: is hilarious. Bro, bro, that is funny as hell. 780 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,600 Speaker 5: He got the Chris trying to get into the locker 781 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,880 Speaker 5: and the boys come say, get away from that locker. 782 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: Get away from the locker. Baby, I got a ring 783 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,200 Speaker 1: camera on the locker. I got a locker. What do 784 00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,000 Speaker 1: you call that? Time share like that is hilarious, bro, 785 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,759 Speaker 1: real man, I was just like I only actual one 786 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: full little bit. Yeah, man, talking about we're both slumping 787 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 1: out of it. My logo on it almost cursed. Almost 788 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna put it. Hey, I'm not. I'm about to 789 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 1: hit up Chris right now, like Jeff Jeffy. Jeff, Jeff 790 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:51,000 Speaker 1: paid your writ But but that's am I am I 791 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,840 Speaker 1: being fair? You are, no, Jeff, Am I being fair? No? 792 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,759 Speaker 1: Come on, Jeff, I'm not sure. 793 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,799 Speaker 5: No, because you don't you being on because you are 794 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,400 Speaker 5: failing to recognize who Chris is in your relationship. 795 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,480 Speaker 3: Chris is the broke friends. 796 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,279 Speaker 5: He just his Everyone has their broke friend that they 797 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,920 Speaker 5: didn't care is a good dude. But you buying the dinners, 798 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,280 Speaker 5: you buying the luncheon. Now, I pay it for everyone's stuff. 799 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,120 Speaker 5: But I know there are broke people in my life 800 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,560 Speaker 5: who I take care of all the time, and I. 801 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 3: Never go, oh, you're gonna pick this up. 802 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,399 Speaker 5: I wouldn't even think about it because he's the broke. 803 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 5: This dude works a game. 804 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,400 Speaker 1: Stop stop it. He broke. 805 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,319 Speaker 3: He got kids and he working a thirteen year old's job. 806 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 1: Did you hit him with the can middle line? I 807 00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 1: got kids to be, you know, with the cam middle line. 808 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,640 Speaker 1: Rother your old job, brother. But we wrong for that. 809 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,920 Speaker 1: Can't you know he listened it? We wrong? I know, 810 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,360 Speaker 1: I know we love him, you know we love this 811 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,640 Speaker 1: does his job and makes fries with the other arm. 812 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,920 Speaker 3: This is a thirteen year old ub man. 813 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: Come on, dep Bro work at GameStop and McDonald at 814 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,080 Speaker 1: the same. 815 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,120 Speaker 3: Time, Bro and Hart No, and you won't even go 816 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:55,839 Speaker 3: to visit him there? 817 00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,720 Speaker 1: You work at Parker Brothers not the goat. Yeah, Parker 818 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: Brothers man. But yeah no, I re upped it. I 819 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,760 Speaker 1: re up the locker for Christmas. 820 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,400 Speaker 4: When they came to what they gave me with the 821 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,840 Speaker 4: locker runs, it is seven hundred dollars after the discount. 822 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,919 Speaker 4: Oh nice, that's for years, A little bit a little 823 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,920 Speaker 4: a little around sixty bucks a month. Yeah, well I 824 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,680 Speaker 4: paid it all off and I just asked for I 825 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,800 Speaker 4: was like, I cut it up in payments. I said, So, 826 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,400 Speaker 4: if I was doing payments, this is what the fourth 827 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,080 Speaker 4: payment would be. 828 00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:32,959 Speaker 1: Music. 829 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,560 Speaker 5: I got you and Chris Chris until Chris goes, wait 830 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 5: a minute, that's four hours of game stop. 831 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: That's funny. 832 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:39,919 Speaker 6: A month. 833 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he's thinking. 834 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,920 Speaker 3: I think about it too, Man, you know that's your 835 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,640 Speaker 3: bro friend. 836 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,160 Speaker 4: It he doesn't, I'm still going to. I'm still going to. 837 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,520 Speaker 4: I just like mess with him. 838 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,040 Speaker 5: But I'm like the good liquor and Chris liquor in there. 839 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 5: If you go, well, this is until you pay, you 840 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,560 Speaker 5: get the ABC crown. 841 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,439 Speaker 3: It's different from the regular crown. 842 00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:58,839 Speaker 1: Yeah. 843 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,279 Speaker 4: So so it's one seventy five that he owes me. 844 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,840 Speaker 4: If you divide it about for Phil man, come on, 845 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,400 Speaker 4: But I kept it. I kept the locker and I 846 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,879 Speaker 4: still have. I haven't been those this whole year yet 847 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 4: because I was doing my fast, so I have not 848 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 4: been to the locker yet. 849 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 1: What do you normally go to it? You wait till 850 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,640 Speaker 1: you got a show like Downtown. 851 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,360 Speaker 3: It's a hang. 852 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,239 Speaker 1: You you mute it yourself. Ken, I don't know if 853 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,080 Speaker 1: you did that on purpose. 854 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,920 Speaker 3: Chris Alexander hoped that and muted him. 855 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,360 Speaker 1: That's funny. 856 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,080 Speaker 3: Ken got the boot because. 857 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 5: Chris hacked the line because he's getting tired of talking about. 858 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,919 Speaker 3: His teenager job. 859 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,200 Speaker 2: Now, if Chris can hack the line, he can get 860 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:45,120 Speaker 2: a better job. Okay, get here here, good dude, though, Man, 861 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:45,520 Speaker 2: I mean. 862 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,520 Speaker 3: I've been there, but he broke. 863 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,879 Speaker 1: I've been there, and I've been that for other people 864 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: who have been I have. 865 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,280 Speaker 3: People I've been paying for stuff for thirty years. 866 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,400 Speaker 1: Yet you had. I don't even question it. I know, 867 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,640 Speaker 1: I do. I know they You know, I got. 868 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,759 Speaker 5: Friends in low places and absolutely all places could be 869 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,480 Speaker 5: just where they're making money. Yes, they don't have they 870 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,680 Speaker 5: don't have access, they don't they can't do like Chris, 871 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,120 Speaker 5: if you told like the level of job you're going. 872 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,720 Speaker 5: You know, like Ken, he does some high tex stuff 873 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,320 Speaker 5: because in the military. 874 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,719 Speaker 1: Correct, you know he worked in the White House. 875 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, so he has those skills. But a lot of people, 876 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,760 Speaker 3: you know, they they Chris works. 877 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,680 Speaker 2: Hard, he does he takes care of his family. Let's 878 00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 2: and let's be real about it. Me, you and Ken, 879 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 2: we are very blessed in our lives. We are truly blessed. 880 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,000 Speaker 6: Man. We are. 881 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 4: I get to do a job I absolutely love. I 882 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,840 Speaker 4: have a woman in my life that I think, my soulmate, 883 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,239 Speaker 4: I have beautiful, wonderful kids. 884 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,320 Speaker 1: As to you, my friend, so I know we blessed. 885 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,320 Speaker 5: Yes, But I mean, here's here's what people don't realize 886 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,719 Speaker 5: when everybody I'm never jealous of anybody, No mean, neither 887 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,719 Speaker 5: work harder than me. No. You know when somebody's doing 888 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,239 Speaker 5: better than me that they'll mention some some like the 889 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,280 Speaker 5: largest lawyer or something like this, and I'll go listen, 890 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,160 Speaker 5: you busted your ass to get there. 891 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, to be upset about that? There, man, I find 892 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 3: out jealousy always comes from people who aren't willing to 893 00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:04,640 Speaker 3: work hard. 894 00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,320 Speaker 1: Correct, because I correct. 895 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,200 Speaker 3: I wish I was. 896 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:09,799 Speaker 6: I wasn't. 897 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,960 Speaker 1: No, No, I'm one of those people. Man. I don't 898 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,720 Speaker 1: hate on nobody. 899 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,040 Speaker 2: If you are doing well in comedy, I don't hate 900 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,279 Speaker 2: on you. I don't talk bad about you. I wish 901 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:19,799 Speaker 2: you well. 902 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,239 Speaker 4: It actually inspires me to be like, hey, man, if 903 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,440 Speaker 4: they can make it, so can I you crazy? 904 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,839 Speaker 1: I want to tell you this story real quick man. 905 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, Miguel hit me up today and told me the 906 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,360 Speaker 4: story about this comedian out of. 907 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,240 Speaker 1: New Sumirna. So I worked with this comedian. 908 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,080 Speaker 4: At Mad Caps And this is the crazy thing is 909 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,680 Speaker 4: I felt bad, but I still don't remember the night. 910 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,759 Speaker 4: So this comic feature for me and this I know 911 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,960 Speaker 4: I don't remember because usually I take Chris and Dwayne 912 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:49,880 Speaker 4: with me or Tim Allen. 913 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,240 Speaker 1: So apparently that night I did. So this how I started. 914 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,840 Speaker 4: He walked up to mcgim and say, hey, are you 915 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,239 Speaker 4: friends m Ken, and Miguel was like, I need to 916 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,400 Speaker 4: know how it's just gonna go. Before you know, I 917 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,920 Speaker 4: started busting and he's like, no, I just I got 918 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,160 Speaker 4: a story. So apparently I shunned this comic all night 919 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,960 Speaker 4: and all weekend. I don't remember this, and he was like, 920 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,759 Speaker 4: but I realized why Ken did it. It's because I 921 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 4: bombed all weekend. He just didn't want to talk to 922 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,279 Speaker 4: me and I had to go back and look. I 923 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,360 Speaker 4: was like, I didn't remember that the duke open for me. 924 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,960 Speaker 4: So I sent the comic a message, Hey, I want 925 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,880 Speaker 4: you to know I'm sorry, but I don't even remember 926 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,759 Speaker 4: that night. But if that stuck with you for a 927 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,440 Speaker 4: whole year, because he because Miguel said, yeah, he was 928 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,400 Speaker 4: mad for you for a whole year. I said that 929 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,000 Speaker 4: stuck with you for a whole year. I'm so sorry 930 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,960 Speaker 4: because I would have never wanted to do a comic 931 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,880 Speaker 4: like that. And I wish you would have came up 932 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,600 Speaker 4: to me and been like, hey, Ken blah blah blah 933 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,120 Speaker 4: or that that, this, that, and then we could have 934 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,359 Speaker 4: fixed it, you know what I mean. 935 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:54,399 Speaker 5: But but he did, it might not have been you see, 936 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 5: people get offended for things. People tell me all the time, Oh, Jeff, 937 00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,759 Speaker 5: you you were rude to me. I'm going to hold on. 938 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,480 Speaker 5: Do I know you? And I know when I'm intentionally 939 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,600 Speaker 5: rude to somebody, Yeah, you know, because I'm dead on it. 940 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,719 Speaker 3: But we do know that some comedians after the. 941 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,719 Speaker 5: Show, they want to talk and talk and talk and 942 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,600 Speaker 5: talk and talk, and when you get on stage, or 943 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,200 Speaker 5: before you get on stage, you're trying to get your 944 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:17,799 Speaker 5: brain back. 945 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know a lot of people will realize that 946 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,800 Speaker 3: perform it's hard. They think it's just you turn it 947 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:22,359 Speaker 3: on and off. 948 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,000 Speaker 4: No, you need about twenty day stage, Jeff, And I 949 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,360 Speaker 4: told him again, I said, Bro, I don't even remember 950 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,320 Speaker 4: this happening. And I felt bad if he felt that 951 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,920 Speaker 4: way for a whole year. So I send him a 952 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,040 Speaker 4: message and like jokingly like, hey, if I made you 953 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,560 Speaker 4: feel that way, I'm sorry, Bro. I don't remember any 954 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,800 Speaker 4: of this happening. But but yeah, that will happened. But 955 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,759 Speaker 4: we we at ot We got to get up out 956 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,360 Speaker 4: of here. Jeff, what's you have going on this weekend? 957 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,640 Speaker 1: Brother? 958 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,960 Speaker 5: I got Sean Cassidy on my show Under Oath, and 959 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,799 Speaker 5: then next week I'm actually heading to Vegas cause well 960 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,560 Speaker 5: I'm running the half marathon and I'm taking a couple. 961 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,800 Speaker 3: Of days because i actually have a gig in Vegas. 962 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 5: I'm working the Red Rockets, you know, and that's always 963 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,560 Speaker 5: been a dream of mind to work a stage in Vegas, 964 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,160 Speaker 5: So you. 965 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,040 Speaker 1: Know that's dope. 966 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,839 Speaker 4: Well, let me know how I go, man, because I'm 967 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,840 Speaker 4: gonna hit Margaret up at Bonkers and see if I 968 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,680 Speaker 4: can get up in there. This weekend, I will be 969 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,320 Speaker 4: opening featuring for Tommy Davison. Shout out to Tommy Davison. 970 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:19,360 Speaker 4: Tommy Davison will be at the Orlando Funnybone January thirtieth 971 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,839 Speaker 4: and thirty first, Orlando dot Funnybone dot com, go get 972 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:27,280 Speaker 4: your tickets. Chris Alexander will be hosting. I'll be featuring Tommy, 973 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,239 Speaker 4: gonna be closing, and hopefully this weekend Chris's gonna give 974 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:30,719 Speaker 4: me my money. 975 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,040 Speaker 1: But we got to get up out of here. 976 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,600 Speaker 4: Man, James Internet ain't working, so he gone. So I'm 977 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,240 Speaker 4: gonna close this out. I'm Kid Miller, that is Jeff Coffin. Jeff, 978 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,719 Speaker 4: tell him what to do. 979 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,000 Speaker 3: Take you out the bet and get your money from 980 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:44,840 Speaker 3: Chris Alexander. 981 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,319 Speaker 1: Good night. 982 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:07,520 Speaker 4: The government contained the landsmen Perman