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Speaker 5: It is the fourth day of May twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: May the fourth be with you. Good morning everybody. My
Speaker 5: name is Chris Hockey. Welcome to your little Partrip morning.
Speaker 5: So here we are on.
Speaker 4: A Monday Monday, Monday Monday.
Speaker 5: It is yeah, Star Wars day, so I'm sure we'll
Speaker 5: talk about that, but Ben Libra will be in here.
Speaker 5: We can talk about the Wilds game one of round
Speaker 5: two and how that went. We'll tell you check in
Speaker 5: with Halverson out in Colorado, out there hanging around doing
Speaker 5: some doobies, and we'll talk about everything else too. What's
Speaker 5: happen this week, So let's get to it. Jordan Ruben
Speaker 5: was some comedy about Star Wars on the Partrip Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Come ont in I am glad you are here.
Speaker 6: We're telling me they made the first Star Wars movie.
Speaker 6: The entire cast and crew is on drugs because it
Speaker 6: was the seventies.
Speaker 3: They had some.
Speaker 6: Wild times back then, or something that kind of seems
Speaker 6: to make sense. Can imagine a writer's meeting for the
Speaker 6: movie Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Be okay, dig this man.
Speaker 6: His name is Chewbaca, He's a Wookie.
Speaker 3: Those are his lines, right?
Speaker 1: That spell it right?
Speaker 6: All the other writers like George, you want to take
Speaker 6: a break. It's like going on, what if you're an
Speaker 6: actor in the seventies auditioning for the part of a wookie.
Speaker 6: That's gotta be embarrassing, right. It's like next.
Speaker 4: Were last general.
Speaker 2: The Fiers line is weeding feet us on your side.
Speaker 2: You hear the distance under this line, and then you
Speaker 2: stray to take it to the time.
Speaker 1: Nine goals just nine, not bad?
Speaker 4: Sixteen total, right, fifteen fifteen not bad? You didn't get seven, Nope, we.
Speaker 1: Got Halverson's score of six to nine.
Speaker 3: Not bad.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 3: She wasn't that bad. It's it's what time do you
Speaker 3: go to bed? Do you honestly go to bed? When
Speaker 3: it was thirty year four two? But it was four
Speaker 3: to two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you missed, you missed a battle. Man, I
Speaker 1: know it looks awful and uh, in a lot of
Speaker 1: ways it was. But man, they were they took a
Speaker 1: five to four lead. They sure did. They battled. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: It sounds nuts because Walston gave up eight goals. Not bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard the uh we we got it down
Speaker 5: to I believe was a seven to six and then
Speaker 5: they scored again almost immediately after that.
Speaker 3: And then the empty netter and.
Speaker 4: It yeah, just uh, I said Sinar.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Man, h it looked like it was gonna be nine
Speaker 7: to nothing.
Speaker 1: The first that three goals stretching the first and I
Speaker 1: saw you tweet basically like this is over.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bed screw this, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Well, that was the only point in the game where
Speaker 1: it felt like, all right, this is absolutely rest versus rust. Right,
Speaker 1: they're arrested, they're not rusty. They're gonna win something like
Speaker 1: seven and nothing. Yeah, and this game just isn't gonna
Speaker 1: be ours. But the wild We're scrappy, got two goals
Speaker 1: back by the end of the first, scored three straight
Speaker 1: at one point in the second and take a five
Speaker 1: to four lead, like, are we gonna steal this game?
Speaker 1: Because they kept hammering that stat. In the history of
Speaker 1: the wild we have never come back from three goals
Speaker 1: down in the postseason to win, and they almost did
Speaker 1: last night. They were down three rip and did take
Speaker 1: a five to four lead briefly. But they took a
Speaker 1: five to four lead. Now there was like half a
Speaker 1: game to go, but they still did it. And uh
Speaker 1: and then they blew it.
Speaker 3: Nine to six. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess My only question is val said for.
Speaker 3: A game two, what do you do because he got rocked?
Speaker 5: Did you hear the one one of their players said
Speaker 5: they knew his weakness? They found his weakness.
Speaker 3: I did not hear that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I don't know if zach are you there, zee?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't hear the I didn't hear that quote.
Speaker 5: But yeah, man checked this out. Hold on, I'll find
Speaker 5: it while you guys discuss things.
Speaker 3: This little daisy. Yeah that's good. His weakness.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, let me see it because it was a
Speaker 5: guy's name I couldn't pronounce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy.
Speaker 4: No, stay with me, everybody.
Speaker 3: But coup. What's the weather like in Denver, Zachary? Beautiful?
Speaker 8: It's uh like it was the mid seventies. Yesterday, great
Speaker 8: walking weather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we got some rain on the way today.
Speaker 5: Now, zem Kadridri says they owned his weakness when shooting
Speaker 5: from the right circle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they know. They got him down.
Speaker 3: It's over Johnny so glove side.
Speaker 4: Then put in the other dude.
Speaker 8: Then I don't know, No, he I mean, he obviously
Speaker 8: knows that. Eight goals, and Hind said the same. I mean,
Speaker 8: it's not not great, but I don't think it was
Speaker 8: any sort of a reason to pull him or started
Speaker 8: anybody different.
Speaker 3: In game two. Uh, he could.
Speaker 8: Play better, he should play better, but uh, there was
Speaker 8: I mean, as he said, the puckhead eyes, they.
Speaker 3: Had some unbelievable shots here and there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so that's it was not not obviously not a
Speaker 8: great game from all said, but this was about as
Speaker 8: wacky of a hockey game I think I've ever seen,
Speaker 8: and most have ever seen in their lives. I've that
Speaker 8: that was such a I can't even I mean, get
Speaker 8: the score.
Speaker 3: Nine to six.
Speaker 8: There's there was a there's a good chance that neither
Speaker 8: team would get to that in the first four games
Speaker 8: of the the the series combined, and they did it
Speaker 8: in one game. In fact, I mean Colorado did it
Speaker 8: in half a game for the most part.
Speaker 3: So this was an outlier.
Speaker 8: As Corey said, rest versus rust uh, the Wild seemingly
Speaker 8: just were not prepared. And then the start just because
Speaker 8: just naturally nothing prepared, because they didn't know until midnight
Speaker 8: on Friday that they were even gonna be playing and
Speaker 8: going to Colorado on Sunday. So I think a day
Speaker 8: here where they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna rest, They're
Speaker 8: gonna probably watch the film uh this afternoon and get
Speaker 8: ready for tomorrow and which that will hopefully be a
Speaker 8: much more normal hockey game, because what we saw last
Speaker 8: night here in Denver was anything but normal.
Speaker 1: Julie Erksanek and Brodein both out for Game two as well.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that that was not fun news to find out,
Speaker 8: and you could tell they especially with you. We talked
Speaker 8: about the two guys who are very, very uh you know,
Speaker 8: important on the defensive side of things. Obviously Burdeen being
Speaker 8: a defenseman himself, shutdown defenseman, he is huge. But then
Speaker 8: even Eric Sanakt being a forward, he's one of their
Speaker 8: best defensive forwards. So you'd like to think they would
Speaker 8: have taken a couple of goals off just by their
Speaker 8: presence alone out there. But that, I mean, that's the point.
Speaker 8: I mean, the wild still put up six against Colorado. Again,
Speaker 8: we're caught flat footed early. If you know they fixed this,
Speaker 8: they fixed that. I think this is gonna be one heck.
Speaker 3: Of a series. There's a lot of positives.
Speaker 8: It's hard to say that, but as you said, even
Speaker 8: Corey like, it wasn't that bad, and at the end
Speaker 8: it was. It was seven to six at one point,
Speaker 8: and it just a kind of just kept unraveling.
Speaker 3: But Colorado's good team. That's not to say that the Wilder.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be at all easy for for either squad,
Speaker 8: But that's I guess that's the point. It's it's gonna
Speaker 8: be tough for the other team. I think the ads
Speaker 8: are thinking too that winning three more games against this
Speaker 8: wild squad it's not going to be easy at all either.
Speaker 3: So again, it's gonna be a.
Speaker 1: Great series, No thanks, Rosie. Fifteen goals combined since nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety four. Since nineteen ninety four, thirty two years, how
Speaker 1: many NHL playoff games have had a combined total of
Speaker 1: fifteen goals or more?
Speaker 5: I don't know, two.
Speaker 3: Man one since when you said.
Speaker 1: Since nineteen ninety four, how many games have had fifteen
Speaker 1: goals or more in the postseason.
Speaker 8: Because this might have been more common in the eighties
Speaker 8: for sure. I mean I camp handful, maybe.
Speaker 3: Three four two.
Speaker 1: That is the second one since nty four and just
Speaker 1: the tenth playof off game all time. Congratulations with fifteen
Speaker 1: or more goals. Yeah, that's a ton, It's a ton.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was over under like five and a half. I
Speaker 1: think it was five and a half. Yeah, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you have the under?
Speaker 7: No, but they had five goals in the first period, right,
Speaker 7: sure it did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, three two yeah? Yeah. Man.
Speaker 7: Just from like a non hockey guy, which I don't
Speaker 7: I love watching hockey, I don't get like, I don't
Speaker 7: get the ins and outs of it.
Speaker 3: I don't get all the you know that like I
Speaker 3: do with football.
Speaker 7: The first three goals, and I know you guys are
Speaker 7: saying like they battled, they they came back. They looked
Speaker 7: like a team that meant something, and it was tough
Speaker 7: to win the game on Thursday and then bounce back
Speaker 7: and then go to Colorado on Sunday. Right when the
Speaker 7: first three goals were so dominant. They just they look
Speaker 7: like a step up from the Stars. I know, like
Speaker 7: they beat them, they beat them a cup. I think,
Speaker 7: what did they beat them once in the regular season here,
Speaker 7: because he came back in November when they beat him
Speaker 7: in overtime and Walstead did that celebration and everybody in
Speaker 7: Colorado flipped out. This just looks like a way better team,
Speaker 7: especially with mccarr and McKennon.
Speaker 3: But Carr came back score it what he scored twice.
Speaker 3: I think I'm not as optimistic as you guys are well,
Speaker 3: because you went to bed early.
Speaker 1: If you watch the whole game, you would see but
Speaker 1: it looked like it looked like they could battle. So
Speaker 1: when I said it wasn't that bad, obviously Walston giving.
Speaker 3: Up eight is bad.
Speaker 5: And why do you have two goalies if your guys
Speaker 5: giving up them any goals and you don't pull them,
Speaker 5: And especially if the other team says we figured out
Speaker 5: his weakness, is that? Like, I mean, I don't know
Speaker 5: why the other guy would have said that. Why did
Speaker 5: not keep that to yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you never tell a sucker the table.
Speaker 3: I don't know my tales. They don't tell me.
Speaker 4: Wait till after the series. Yeah, yeah, well you figured
Speaker 4: them out.
Speaker 3: You know, every time you open an Oreo cookie, we
Speaker 3: knew we could score a goal.
Speaker 1: Right right?
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting about you, sauce, and again, you
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. I watched poker all the time, right,
Speaker 1: it's pathetic. I live live an empty existen. It's what
Speaker 1: you like to do.
Speaker 3: Man, for sure. You know what's crazy about you is
Speaker 3: you freaking love sports? Right? Love them.
Speaker 1: If if the Vikings played on a Sunday night against like,
Speaker 1: let's say the five and seven Vikings took on the
Speaker 1: I don't know, three and nine Arizona Card, let's go,
Speaker 1: you'd watch the whole freaking game. Yeah, but the Wilder
Speaker 1: in the second round of the postseason and it's midway
Speaker 1: through the first you're like, I'm going to bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah why, I don't know. I don't know either.
Speaker 1: You check out so fast in sports that aren't football,
Speaker 1: But with football you'll watch just trash.
Speaker 3: Trash till one in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah overtime, yes, sir, sir, you'll take that, please, yes,
Speaker 1: But it's three zip and you're like, f this, well,
Speaker 1: because it looks like it was gonna be one hundred
Speaker 1: to nothing right, But if you stayed up, that game
Speaker 1: was entertaining as hell.
Speaker 5: It's a it's not football, it's.
Speaker 3: Got to be it. It's just got to be that
Speaker 3: simple that it's just not right. Yeah, that's because because
Speaker 3: man it was.
Speaker 1: It was frustrating, but it was entertaining his hell, because
Speaker 1: there were goals like every four minutes on average.
Speaker 3: It was nuts.
Speaker 5: Like if our centers fumbled the snap fifteen times in
Speaker 5: a row, you'd be like, maybe we should put a
Speaker 5: different center in.
Speaker 8: I don't think it wasn't as bad as you guys
Speaker 8: are making it out to.
Speaker 3: All steady.
Speaker 8: He had some really good uh he had some really
Speaker 8: good saves here mixed in and and yeah I didn't
Speaker 8: play uh you know, incredible like we'd seen him against Dallas,
Speaker 8: But I think he was He was fine, And there
Speaker 8: was there was no question.
Speaker 3: I think after the game who was going to start game?
Speaker 3: So we've we've had was it who? Was it Talbot?
Speaker 3: And was it Flurry?
Speaker 1: Who was the one handful of years ago where we
Speaker 1: seemingly went back and forth like almost every games act
Speaker 1: which series was added, which two goaltenders were that were
Speaker 1: the wild seemed to just bounce back and forth between.
Speaker 3: These goals sounds right, Yeah. And then obviously.
Speaker 1: Way back in the day we had like the Fernandez
Speaker 1: rolls in back and forth. Is it gonna be a
Speaker 1: little weird if they truly never go to Gustafson, Like
Speaker 1: what would it take like if Walston does this again exactly,
Speaker 1: then you have to think about changing.
Speaker 8: I mean, they're gonna they're gonna gave up six, you know,
Speaker 8: like our yeah, six goals, uh you know. And and
Speaker 8: there was definitely a couple of questions, questionable ones that
Speaker 8: Wedge would give up, and they're they're they're not gonna again.
Speaker 3: This was this game was such an outlier.
Speaker 8: And and those of those eight goals, I think there's
Speaker 8: definitely a couple that he should have have saved. But
Speaker 8: there was I think six at least solid goals that well,
Speaker 8: any goaltender you put in are not gonna are not going.
Speaker 1: To uh save How about the one Zach were I
Speaker 1: forget who shot it was. It was from like the
Speaker 1: top and uh, mccarran's stick shatters, but it's still redirected
Speaker 1: at past Wallstead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what are you gonna do about that?
Speaker 1: That sucks? I just I don't I remember the last
Speaker 1: time I saw a stick at her mid shot like that.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Not all that you don't.
Speaker 1: I watch a fraction of the hockey you watch, but
Speaker 1: that's that was pretty nuts to redirect it accidentally and
Speaker 1: shatter your own stick.
Speaker 8: An incredible shooting team, and and and like like uh like,
Speaker 8: well well it's at the pocket eyes they they were
Speaker 8: they were finding the net in in so many different ways.
Speaker 8: And again Kadre's goal was one he wanted back for sure.
Speaker 8: There's one or two more.
Speaker 1: Maybe that that's first one. Yeah, Mcar's first one. It's
Speaker 1: just like it was a you know, clearest a better angle. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's nobody blocking your view, it's just your How
Speaker 1: do you not stop that one? That one frustrated me
Speaker 1: as a guy that doesn't know much about hockey. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, really great shot right top corner. Like
Speaker 1: it was a tough angle, but still I would hope
Speaker 1: false they could make those saves, all right, one nothing,
Speaker 1: it goes the wrong way. The Avs lead one to
Speaker 1: zero after a nine six win. Sauce slept peacefully because
Speaker 1: is apparently it's not football and you don't.
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Speaker 5: Here we are welcome back on a Monday morning. The
Speaker 5: wind she's gonna blow today. Other than that, not too
Speaker 5: bad And I stayed yesterday Helenly.
Speaker 3: Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Thanks. It wasn't just mine. Everybody else had a good
Speaker 4: day too.
Speaker 1: I think it was lovely beautiful. I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: go outside, but out the window it looked really nice
Speaker 1: velociraptors out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was lovely. I wouldn't go outside if there was.
Speaker 1: No way, although they can open doors for Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very clever. Clever girl, Maybe I should change
Speaker 3: the locks. You're ready to do that? Change the locks? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I just have hot ass Randy do it. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like is he if you ever had to have him
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: He as has extra keys right for himself.
Speaker 3: Just in case. See there now. Yeah, there's a couple
Speaker 3: of projects he's working on. That's surly. Dude's a workaholic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: good for him.
Speaker 5: Paywalls can s the d I mean what website? All
Speaker 5: of them?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, a lot of times. This computer is logged
Speaker 3: in at the stars Youbuting dot com. So I fall
Speaker 3: forward all the time.
Speaker 1: I'll click a link, I scroll about halfway through that
Speaker 1: first paragraph and then it pops up and it blocks,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I just wanted to see how Walker
Speaker 1: Jenkins got hurt so I can jot it down in
Speaker 1: my notes. And it's a paywall, and guess what I
Speaker 1: do immediately leave their stupid website.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: It's funny though, because like Barrero, Arrow and Guards, he'll
Speaker 7: sit there eventually. At some point they all have to
Speaker 7: have those accounts.
Speaker 4: Ain't gonna let us have it. They're gonna lock your
Speaker 4: right out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thet believe just be logged in on one of
Speaker 7: the user names he used to be all the time.
Speaker 3: That's why I keep falling for it.
Speaker 1: I'm dumb enough to keep clicking on it, assume it'll
Speaker 1: get me there, and then nope, same thing. There was
Speaker 1: some headline on Starts You Being Today about like the
Speaker 1: Frost might have to play back to back nights in
Speaker 1: Montreal because of scheduling things.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's going on? I click on it pay wall,
Speaker 3: I'm like, never.
Speaker 1: Mind, Yeah, I'll never know the I won't know the
Speaker 1: answer to that. Now, ye don't Carker Fox text me
Speaker 1: and tell me when Taylor's playing. I guess I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna know. Well, couldn't you just go to the Frost's website?
Speaker 1: I sure could.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now I'm pissed at the starts beute for making me
Speaker 1: go on other websites.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to do that.
Speaker 5: What is going on with the ant By the way,
Speaker 5: as he planners, he's not.
Speaker 3: Playing is questionable for game one.
Speaker 4: That's why I had it.
Speaker 1: We thought, right, yes, but he's not guaranteed to play.
Speaker 1: The line hasn't moved at all, so that's kind of telling.
Speaker 1: He was optimistically maybe going to be back by game three,
Speaker 1: and then they said, well, questionable. He's clear to play,
Speaker 1: questionable for Game one tonight, and he's flying to you know,
Speaker 1: San Antonio the whole day. But if you look at DraftKings,
Speaker 1: they were thirteen and a half point dogs before that news,
Speaker 1: and they're thirteen and a half point dogs now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's a little interesting that the line didn't move.
Speaker 7: When I saw Johnny Athletics tweet yesterday about how he's
Speaker 7: you know, there's a possibility that he might play, he's
Speaker 7: cleared to play and all that, And then I did
Speaker 7: the exact same thing.
Speaker 3: I went to draft kings. I'm like, why is it
Speaker 3: like eight and a half?
Speaker 7: Right, it's still which either means he's not gonna play,
Speaker 7: or it doesn't matter if he plays.
Speaker 1: Well, which is dumb. Of course it matters if it
Speaker 1: plays right. So to me, this is the shark saying
Speaker 1: I don't think he's playing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you guys watch the Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 1: Sure did?
Speaker 4: Was it not like watching like this?
Speaker 5: The horse should have been in like Sammy Sosa's doctor
Speaker 5: or something like that. That thing was so much faster
Speaker 5: than every other horse. I couldn't believe how quickly it
Speaker 5: came to the crowd. Why that overhead view is unbelievable?
Speaker 1: Yeah, give give her take worse to first?
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, path as unbelievable.
Speaker 7: And then which horse knocked uh knocked its guy off?
Speaker 3: Great White?
Speaker 7: Yeah right, but right as they were walking, they'd like
Speaker 7: start everything over again, ye man, yeah.
Speaker 3: Great White. Yeah. Let the worst start to a performance?
Speaker 7: Okay, well, not bad, correct? I mean probably it is
Speaker 7: a bruise butt, but he did burn alive too soon?
Speaker 3: Man? I love the derby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was sweet man, that was awesome. The overhead
Speaker 5: view is just crazy to watch.
Speaker 1: Sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy to watch, just like literally, it was
Speaker 5: like like when I rocked the race rock Lessner and
Speaker 5: he gave me a twenty yards start, had started whatever,
Speaker 5: there was no chance.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: The horse I got third was like seventy to one, yeah,
Speaker 1: and was what a Thursday replacement or something.
Speaker 3: It was just something get in there and I guess
Speaker 3: we'll do it. Yeah, finished second, ye yeah. Yeah. The
Speaker 3: Puma was a late scratch, so running Gade was the favorite.
Speaker 7: You saw it, Like you said the other day about
Speaker 7: how no like no horses went out of the one,
Speaker 7: It's yes, because.
Speaker 3: You have to pinch all the way back.
Speaker 7: It's exactly the second they got out of the gate
Speaker 7: that sucker tried to get all the way back over.
Speaker 3: It was. It was It's impressive to even finished second
Speaker 3: in that spot.
Speaker 4: Horses, man, horses, Horsey's hope. They just love running. I
Speaker 4: hope it's like the most fun thing ever.
Speaker 3: Great White didn't look like he wanted to he will.
Speaker 1: He was like a three year old and gymnastics class
Speaker 1: doing somersaults just for fun. You're like, focus, buddy, focus,
Speaker 1: race time.
Speaker 3: Can't do it. You're gonna have snacks after the race.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just woke up and he had ned coffee yet,
Speaker 5: and he's like, get off my back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was pilled.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy if like if the Wild and
Speaker 1: Avalanche were set for Game one, yeah, and right before
Speaker 1: the game Marcus Felino falls is down some stairs and dies,
Speaker 1: they would call off the game right now.
Speaker 3: Great White and the jockey. Neither one of them died.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is let's say he does a
Speaker 1: backflip and the horse has to be put down a
Speaker 1: k like Barbaro back in that, even though that was
Speaker 1: weeks later, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So once in a while the horse has to be
Speaker 3: put down right there on the track. It's not good.
Speaker 1: They bring out the old meat wagon and it's like,
Speaker 1: oh man, this is back. If Great White had done
Speaker 1: a back flip flips the jockey off, not with his hoove,
Speaker 1: like I mean physically just flips him off. And then
Speaker 1: they're like, oh man, he broke every bone in his neck.
Speaker 1: That we got to put the son of a bitch
Speaker 1: down all right, Lot up the gates let's run right, Like,
Speaker 1: they don't call off the derby and say, out of
Speaker 1: respect for Great White, we got to race some other day.
Speaker 5: No, No, Ryan Blaney's flipped into their grandstands. Let's do
Speaker 5: a little racing exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fence Becka, let's go.
Speaker 1: It might have been a ten minute delay to pull
Speaker 1: Great White's body off the track and then we'll run.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Of course the other horses are like, did you guys
Speaker 5: not see what happened about?
Speaker 1: They're like paying attention again, Marcus Felino falls down the
Speaker 1: stairs and kills himself.
Speaker 3: They're not going to go.
Speaker 1: Marcus would have wanted us to play Game one on time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: drops at eight fifty or whatever. No, it's game over. No,
Speaker 1: we're moving on. I don't know what I'm saying about Marcus.
Speaker 5: Yes, if I die on the way to work tomorrow,
Speaker 5: I want you guys to cancel the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like forever. Sure, I want it to end with me, right,
Speaker 4: just keep that in mind.
Speaker 3: I'd be devastating.
Speaker 1: We're not going to do that, but we're going to
Speaker 1: tell you we're going to do that, because you'll never
Speaker 1: know the.
Speaker 5: Difference, or I might. I'll be just hanging around your bedrooms. Ye,
Speaker 5: watching you diddle?
Speaker 3: Wow, that is what you do?
Speaker 4: Of course, why not? I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife shouldn't be that nervous because he's already
Speaker 1: seen her naked.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm curious about like your role in the whole
Speaker 5: situation mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to get to the bottom
Speaker 3: of that. Something's going on over there?
Speaker 4: What's going on with you? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? It doesn't add up?
Speaker 4: Did you ever flipping off her back right before the
Speaker 4: start of the race? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No, no, she's never bucked me off?
Speaker 4: Well give her shot.
Speaker 3: Never, not even on your birthday?
Speaker 7: No, like, yeah, all the time, but not like she's
Speaker 7: never Like we've never got.
Speaker 4: Out of old fashion.
Speaker 3: I caut right, Yeah, how long is she had buck teeth?
Speaker 3: What she doesn't have bucked teeth? She's very nice teeth.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, thanks, Billy, I was thanks for standing up
Speaker 7: for it.
Speaker 3: Sad movie out. I gotta go see that your concert.
Speaker 4: I don't think so I would have seen. I don't
Speaker 4: think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so. Man.
Speaker 1: One of the best counselors I've ever seen. Not an exaggeration.
Speaker 1: I think I would be willing to go see it
Speaker 1: again and like an iron tea kids.
Speaker 3: Please, yeah, don't go alone. Man.
Speaker 4: They loved that lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I was really comfortable with a
Speaker 1: trench coat watching Billie. I wish you were you with Rose. No,
Speaker 1: I went by myself. I'll bring my kids next.
Speaker 4: Never was raining, right, or there was a danger that
Speaker 4: there might be raining.
Speaker 3: So I was seventy and so okay, all right, whatever,
Speaker 3: it was just the style.
Speaker 1: No, it is my style. I was the only one
Speaker 1: they wearing a trench coat. You know, I would say
Speaker 1: after Columbine, the trench coat really took a dive from
Speaker 1: a fashion per specially, you don't see a lot of
Speaker 1: trench coats anymore.
Speaker 7: What do you think was the greatest like year or
Speaker 7: decade for people who would wear trench coats and.
Speaker 5: Flashing hey hey, hey hey times because Judd hursh Er
Speaker 5: whatever his name is, war one.
Speaker 3: And Judd Nelson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so like the eighties and also in the eighties,
Speaker 1: the guy that commits Mopery and Revenge of the Nerds
Speaker 1: was wearing a trench coat and he would flash people.
Speaker 3: So I think Chris is right.
Speaker 1: I think eighties was really big for not just trench coats,
Speaker 1: but specifically trench coats to flash somebody against their will, right,
Speaker 1: flashing is always somebody like there's always somebody who was
Speaker 1: into that, right, sure.
Speaker 4: But you got to have a big old pecker.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have to.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think you have to know because we've we've heard
Speaker 1: a million times about the guys that want to go
Speaker 1: online just to get shamed. I think it's sometimes it's
Speaker 1: like they just don't they just want the shocks back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's not like.
Speaker 1: The trench coat is a crackerjack box where it's like
Speaker 1: wait until you see what it's. It's just I just
Speaker 1: want to expose myself. Yeah, you're not winning anything. I
Speaker 1: guess that could be button bar. I just want to
Speaker 1: expose myself. Yeah that's on somebody's thing. Yeah, for sure
Speaker 1: that they just want to show you their wier Like
Speaker 1: where would I even buy a trench coat if I
Speaker 1: wanted one?
Speaker 3: Amazon?
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about like, if I'm at the does
Speaker 1: the Mall of America have one store that sells a
Speaker 1: trench coat?
Speaker 4: It should?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I'm.
Speaker 7: Sure, but yeah, I mean if you want like a
Speaker 7: like don't most suit places would have a trench coat.
Speaker 3: I don't know. When do I go into suit places?
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 7: But when you put out a suit you look very
Speaker 7: Excuse me, I got choked up.
Speaker 3: You did? You look nice? And you get all dressed up.
Speaker 3: I know you hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate it, which is fine, and I I would
Speaker 1: like to dress like this every day for the next
Speaker 1: forty years and call.
Speaker 3: It a day.
Speaker 7: But when you do get all dulled up like you
Speaker 7: did for Tommy's wedding and you look nice, I don't like.
Speaker 3: To get all dolled up. I don't want to get
Speaker 3: all dolled up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, though you look pretty.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Would you wear a suit to my funeral?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Or my birthday suit?
Speaker 1: To here?
Speaker 3: Why are you assuming I'm going? Why would you do that? Hawk?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 4: Dad request it.
Speaker 3: Papa will be there.
Speaker 4: Plus it's a party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, finally do.
Speaker 3: You want me to so? No, I just want you
Speaker 3: to show up.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will show up, and yes I will wear
Speaker 1: a suit.
Speaker 3: But see, I wouldn't know, so it doesn't matter.
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Speaker 5: Remix the Mel Remix almost doing Mel Gibson remixes on
Speaker 5: their songs.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Didn't see that happening.
Speaker 3: He's a wanted man. Yeah, Mel's excited.
Speaker 5: Hey, this is a true thing. I just saw it
Speaker 5: because I just I saw. The first time I saw it,
Speaker 5: I was like, well, that can't be true. And then
Speaker 5: I looked on CNN and there was two million people
Speaker 5: went to a concert, a Shakira concert. Two million, two
Speaker 5: million people and at that point too million people. They
Speaker 5: weren't there just for Shakira. They were there because there
Speaker 5: were too million people at a concert, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 3: Yes, still can't get it.
Speaker 1: I mean you can probably barely see the screen if
Speaker 1: you're at the back of that pile, right. I wonder,
Speaker 1: I wonder how far back physically does that crowd go.
Speaker 1: I don't know a mile.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine the traffic.
Speaker 3: Oh you leave a song?
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh oh oh the traffic. It can be a
Speaker 5: it could have been a rocket club show. When I'd
Speaker 5: have left early, Eve been like, who's going to sing
Speaker 5: North Country? Yeah? Yeah, man, man, I don't know a
Speaker 5: million people. Good for her, it's a yes man.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Remember we watched her together, only separately when we were
Speaker 5: in Mexico. We were both watching the same channel and
Speaker 5: we saw the Shakira concert.
Speaker 3: I have no memory of that.
Speaker 1: Don't have any memory of that. You were in your
Speaker 1: room and I was in my room, and and that
Speaker 1: part sounds right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And when we I think we were talking about it later,
Speaker 5: like at a dinner or something like that. You were like, man,
Speaker 5: turn on TV. I had no idea how big a
Speaker 5: deal Shakira was. I was like, I was watching the
Speaker 5: same thing. You don't remember that at all? How do
Speaker 5: I remember something you don't.
Speaker 1: I definitely remember a dinner where we had a lot
Speaker 1: of conversations and a lot of questions.
Speaker 4: And yeah, and you know what, quit talking so much.
Speaker 1: And then somebody got cut off for absolutely no reason.
Speaker 1: I remember that dinner, same dinner, same trip, or different dinner,
Speaker 1: different trip trip.
Speaker 4: I'm almost positive that was an interesting one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was an eye opener.
Speaker 4: It certainly was.
Speaker 1: Sure, certainly not a mouse closure. If you know what's
Speaker 1: good for you, yeah, saw so since you weren't on
Speaker 1: that trip, here's what you should learn.
Speaker 3: You want to you want to learn something, here's the
Speaker 3: moral of the story. I'd love to learn.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 1: Apparently, when somebody politely asks you a question, it's extremely
Speaker 1: rude to answer it.
Speaker 4: Don't use more than ten words.
Speaker 1: Pull your hands up. Let's role play here. Sure, I'm
Speaker 1: going to ask hawk a question to know? Okay, so
Speaker 1: hand So you're going to ask some hawk a question,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to be the person who doesn't like
Speaker 1: the way you're conversing.
Speaker 3: Correct, Yes, ahead, Hey Hawk, how's everything going? Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm so glad that you asked. You know, there's a
Speaker 5: lot going on in school and I'm really happy.
Speaker 3: About Okay, Okay, he gets he gets it. You're good.
Speaker 3: He understands it. Everything's going well. Okay, okay, No, he
Speaker 3: gets it, though, But why can't I answer?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no? You did?
Speaker 3: You did? He know where? Everybody knows? You're good? Now?
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want him to ask you a question?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying and brilliant. And that's exactly
Speaker 3: how I went. Yep, crazy, come on, it was.
Speaker 5: It was I'll say this, I know now the definition
Speaker 5: of off putting.
Speaker 3: Oh, I should be off putting.
Speaker 4: You really should be off putting.
Speaker 3: Thanks that gaflin Akis. I love that. Oh it's you
Speaker 3: should be off putting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you eat too much putting. No, I don't
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Speaker 1: We talked a lot about the Wild so we'll get
Speaker 1: to them in a second. And went the wrong way.
Speaker 1: But tonight, game one of the Western Conference semi Finals
Speaker 1: in the NBA for the Wolves and the Spurs, Wemby
Speaker 1: and San Antonio big favorites thirteen and a half point
Speaker 1: favorites on DraftKings eight thirty start. That sucks, but whatever,
Speaker 1: r it's the playoffs, sauce. Come on, man, stay up.
Speaker 1: So the ant injury watch is constantly evolving. What twenty
Speaker 1: four hours ago we thought maybe game three or four,
Speaker 1: and we're like, hey, halfway through the series, can the
Speaker 1: Wolves find a way to steal one until he gets back?
Speaker 3: Just can we? Can we just keep the boat floating
Speaker 3: until he gets back.
Speaker 1: Well, now he has been cleared to play and is
Speaker 1: questionable for tonight. Don't know if he's playing, but it's
Speaker 1: closer than we thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, clear to play, sure, I mean, I.
Speaker 7: Mean they were yesterday. I'm pretty sure the line hasn't changed.
Speaker 7: The Spurs are still thirteen and a half point favorites.
Speaker 7: Yesterday they were like something like minus eight something in
Speaker 7: the money line. They're not minus six hundred, which doesn't
Speaker 7: make much sense because the what do you think if
Speaker 7: it came out right now that he was going to play,
Speaker 7: what do you think the line would get to ten
Speaker 7: and a half?
Speaker 1: No, I think if a healthy aunt was in this
Speaker 1: game and this was truly a game one and both
Speaker 1: teams were completely healthy. I think the Spurs would be
Speaker 1: six and a half point favorites. Wow, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: So I think thirteen and a half is seven point
Speaker 1: I mean maybe, but like the Wolves beat the Spurs
Speaker 1: two out of three in the regular season, they meet
Speaker 1: loafed them. And if you are, if you're in the
Speaker 1: camp that says the Wolves can do this, it has
Speaker 1: to be completely based on experience. Right, We've been to
Speaker 1: the Western Conference Finals back to back years with essentially
Speaker 1: the same group. Yeah, the group that wasn't there for
Speaker 1: both of them have essentially been playoff tested.
Speaker 3: On their own in other ways or on other teams.
Speaker 3: And this is a young ass Spur squad.
Speaker 1: They got a couple of events like Fox but I mean Wemby, Young, Castle, Young,
Speaker 1: Harper Young, Right, like they're all they're all babies. So yep,
Speaker 1: they're super dominant. They should be heavy favorites. But let's
Speaker 1: just hope that pops up and bites them. Let's hope
Speaker 1: that the healthy Wolves whenever Ant comes back, shows that
Speaker 1: they've been battle tested.
Speaker 3: Just win one.
Speaker 7: When tomorrow or Thursday or tonight, yeah, tonight or Wednesday? Right,
Speaker 7: I don't know tonight for sure. Yeah Wednesdays, Yeah, I
Speaker 7: think so win one of those games. You know what's
Speaker 7: great about Game two of the wild game seven o'clock
Speaker 7: start time.
Speaker 3: Correct. I will watch all of that, even if they
Speaker 3: go down nine.
Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to have to.
Speaker 4: Get under overwhelmed by peer pressure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I should watch it. But I gave up
Speaker 7: on them last night. But you sure didn't.
Speaker 3: But not anymore.
Speaker 1: And man, Twitter did not care for your abandoning of
Speaker 1: the Minnesota while did you read the.
Speaker 3: Comments this morning?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Why would I read the comments? I did? Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you hate me?
Speaker 1: No, I just I'm just curious because when you play
Speaker 1: the troll role on Twitter, yeah, you're gonna get trolled back,
Speaker 1: which is fine. So you tweeted, I tweeted a lot
Speaker 1: of things, good night. Never get excited for Minnesota sports.
Speaker 1: They will always let you down. Oh and boyd, did
Speaker 1: you get just just drug through the mud? It was
Speaker 1: not good. But then about ten minutes, I can't even
Speaker 1: read half of this?
Speaker 3: Oh really? Oh sure? Yeah, I get called the one word.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of one words that technically were
Speaker 1: I called you a few one words.
Speaker 3: This one's aggressive as hell. I'm that one says you suck.
Speaker 4: Because it's aggressive. Don it's not true.
Speaker 3: Jeez, that's a slur.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: This one tells you which one though not the one
Speaker 3: you would guess.
Speaker 7: How about the one from scold you're ninety?
Speaker 3: Yes? Oh I saw that one. Yeah? Is he right?
Speaker 4: Though he's right about reading it.
Speaker 1: This one just says bleep you Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys, there's another slur.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of slurs in this Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: That's because they're all invisible, you know. Yeah, but I man.
Speaker 3: This one says get a new job.
Speaker 4: He's right about that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: No, that's my burner account, uh, Richard.
Speaker 4: That's from Jimmy iHeart.
Speaker 7: Richard wrote this bit is so good, oh, rich So
Speaker 7: that was when I tweeted, always get excited for Minnesota sports.
Speaker 3: They never let you down.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 5: I love the way you read it because you read
Speaker 5: that as a positive. But he wrote it as a negative.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: I I about five minutes after they scored two more goals.
Speaker 7: I woke back up and then wrote, always get excited
Speaker 7: for Minnesota sports.
Speaker 3: What time the game started?
Speaker 7: At?
Speaker 3: What time? Probably eight ten, Zach? Is that right about
Speaker 3: eight ten? Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 1: At eight thirty four, Saws tweeted, this will be a sweep.
Speaker 4: He didn't say which way.
Speaker 1: Then let's just say thanks, and let's just say it
Speaker 1: was not well received.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 7: The internet has turned more slurs all these.
Speaker 3: This is to hear them out, Corey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't say I gave out a lot of.
Speaker 3: Passes last night. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh, they used the ball on me, sachoy.
Speaker 1: This guy says, how are you not divorced? Like five
Speaker 1: x by now, yeah.
Speaker 7: That's that guy makes uh well that Wow, you can
Speaker 7: look up that guy's name. That guy's name, it's right
Speaker 7: on and he he listens to ninety three X you
Speaker 7: can find it. Blame him he has in his bio.
Speaker 7: I can't blame me. That a good show.
Speaker 4: You can find anybody, as that teacher from AMENTI learned.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then that other guy the yeah, social media sucks.
Speaker 4: It can be great though.
Speaker 3: Oh Richard stood up for me again. He told that
Speaker 3: shut up, like Richard, you like that.
Speaker 1: That's what a couple of these comments are saying made
Speaker 1: a lot of money selling passes.
Speaker 3: Last night. But they used to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, their punch card got filled out. Apparently this word
Speaker 1: about eighty times just for saying that the Abs we're
Speaker 1: gonna win. They love sports though, Yeah, so do I.
Speaker 1: But the ass didn't win nine to six in Game
Speaker 1: one over the Minnesota Wild. It was three zip midway
Speaker 1: a little over midway through the first, okay, Rosie, but
Speaker 1: Johanson and Hartman scored late in the first to cut
Speaker 1: it to three to two end of one, and man,
Speaker 1: it just that those two goals, specifically Zachary, it felt like,
Speaker 1: all right, the seven zip thing is over, Like we
Speaker 1: probably are starting to scare them that we have settled in, right,
Speaker 1: the dust is settled.
Speaker 3: We're all right, we.
Speaker 1: Can get through this. Being down one after one felt like,
Speaker 1: all right, it's game on. And that obviously came to
Speaker 1: fruition because the Wild took the lead in the second.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought this is going to be a throwaway
Speaker 8: game for sure, and uh I was.
Speaker 3: I was with Saws for the most part.
Speaker 8: There you know, when it when it when they went
Speaker 8: down three. But yeah, it was really cool to see
Speaker 8: that effort and at the end of the first and
Speaker 8: then obviously they took a brief lead there.
Speaker 3: And kept battling back.
Speaker 8: But you know the fact of the matter is Colorado's
Speaker 8: the best team in the National Hockey League, and they
Speaker 8: proved it last night. They were never i think, completely
Speaker 8: out of control of the of the game. But like
Speaker 8: I said, I think I think the Wild were unprepared
Speaker 8: at the beginning, and and just again going from a
Speaker 8: team that you know, playing the same team six straight
Speaker 8: times in Dallas and then now having to completely change
Speaker 8: their game for a team that is better. Like you said, Sauce,
Speaker 8: it's the Apps are very, very good and they have
Speaker 8: to have a little bit more time to prepare. They'll
Speaker 8: do that today and I think it'll be a closer
Speaker 8: one tomorrow, and then hopefully by h we'll take advantage
Speaker 8: of the fact that there's a three three off days
Speaker 8: between games two and three, which I've never heard of before,
Speaker 8: and hopefully Brot Dean and or Eric Sinak will be
Speaker 8: ready to go for Saturday because they are sorely missed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the deal with that? Why is it
Speaker 1: such a huge gap from two to three?
Speaker 8: Well, they said there's there's like, well, the Frost play
Speaker 8: on Thursday. They play a p w HL playoff game,
Speaker 8: so the building wasn't available then, and then there's uh
Speaker 8: figure skating on Sunday, I believe, at at the arena,
Speaker 8: so they had to, Like, I don't know, it didn't
Speaker 8: make total sense, but I guess it just goes down
Speaker 8: to building availability, and of course TV as well plays
Speaker 8: a big part, and they think, I guess they think
Speaker 8: a Saturday night game will draw more people.
Speaker 7: So I love that it's Saturday night because I'm gonna
Speaker 7: go and I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Are you really going to the game?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How'd you get tickets?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Hot ass, Randy?
Speaker 4: Are they available anyway?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're available to anybody. You're going to the game? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are your friends going to do?
Speaker 1: When midway through the first you say, after this, we're
Speaker 1: gonna lose, let's go home. No, I was already told
Speaker 1: we got to stay the whole game, and you're agreeing
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Nobody. What's saucy and the arena? He doesn't want to be?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Leave?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you don't make any sense to me. You're
Speaker 1: anominally why last night you could have stayed up and
Speaker 1: watched the whole game from the comforts of your own home.
Speaker 1: Maybe your own dead You haven't moved yet, right, No,
Speaker 1: but all the TVs are down? Oh what were you
Speaker 1: watching it on your phone?
Speaker 3: iPad? Yeah?
Speaker 7: All the dove mounts, all the TVs for me in
Speaker 7: our house. Try to take it down because h he
Speaker 7: was only available last week, so I'm watching it on
Speaker 7: my iPad. M.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It's like living in a third world country.
Speaker 4: Going to yourself and what are you doing? Go rent
Speaker 4: the hotel.
Speaker 7: I mean I'll be able to. It'll be all up
Speaker 7: and running tomorrow at the new house. I'll be able
Speaker 7: to watch the wild game at seven o'clock. Perfect time.
Speaker 1: That'd be just enough time for me to log back
Speaker 1: into these burner accounts and keep ripping you.
Speaker 3: And you shouldn't use those words though. I got a
Speaker 3: few others you can use. How many do you have?
Speaker 4: I got a list of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you actually have burner accounts?
Speaker 1: I don't, but a lot of these guys have inspired
Speaker 1: me to start one.
Speaker 5: Yeah. They're real creative, but I'll say I mean they
Speaker 5: made a lot of good points.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, what's this Venmo for? Core? Oh? Wow, Core?
Speaker 3: I need an e laminated pass and now I have one?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do What Really Matters after this. Ben
Speaker 1: Lieber will join in a second. We'll talk more about
Speaker 1: the wild, more about the wolves, more about the Wolfs.
Speaker 3: What a weird forty eight hours with the wolves. I agree.
Speaker 3: Clarle Bolter is at it again.
Speaker 1: Apparently if you follow that story, that was an interesting story.
Speaker 3: More of the power till Morning Joe after this on
Speaker 3: the van.
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Speaker 1: That's what really matters, right, What Really Matters has brought
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Speaker 1: thank you. The Wolfs are not selling the Vikings. According
Speaker 1: to sources, this comes after a weekend of weirdness, specifically
Speaker 1: on Pro Footballtalk dot com. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: followed this, Chris, but our guy Charlie Walters, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Pioneer Press was like, Hey, anybody else think it's weird
Speaker 1: that the Vikings spent a whole bunch of money last
Speaker 1: year and didn't spend a whole bunch of money this year.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're maybe they're prime in this thing to sell.
Speaker 1: And everybody's like, well, last year they had a bunch
Speaker 1: of cap space and this year they had less.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Some of the ways that Mike Florio on Profootballtalk dot
Speaker 1: Com addressed the situation, he was like, Charlie Walters is
Speaker 1: the Pioneer Press, citing no evidence, speculated that like, I mean,
Speaker 1: Florio didn't didn't present it in the this possible way.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the Wolves have basically said there's zero truth
Speaker 1: to this, but they're not looking to sell.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: They what do you think they'd make? What did they
Speaker 1: buy it for? Give six hundred million? No, yes, so
Speaker 1: they'd make six hundred million. Well, the Seahawks again are
Speaker 1: projected to go between nine and eleven billion dollars. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, the other thing that I thought was
Speaker 1: super interesting and I never thought of it like this,
Speaker 1: here's the line from ProFootball talk dot com.
Speaker 3: I think this is super interesting. Even if the Wolfs,
Speaker 3: although they're not.
Speaker 1: Even if the Wolves are any other current owner, we're
Speaker 1: contemplating cashing out, the league would likely encourage them to
Speaker 1: wait until after the Seahawks are sold. Rarely, if ever,
Speaker 1: are two teams for sale simultaneously. It's better for the
Speaker 1: NFL to only have one team available at a time
Speaker 1: and to not minimize the availab ability of the franchises.
Speaker 1: That preserves the rarity of the assets, pushing the number
Speaker 1: higher and higher. As Mike goes on to say, there's
Speaker 1: only thirty two NFL teams. So his point is, let's
Speaker 1: say the Seahawks and the Vikings were both available, Well,
Speaker 1: then you could kind of maybe play hardball a little
Speaker 1: bit and be like, well, if you're not going to
Speaker 1: sell for eight and a half billion, then maybe I'll
Speaker 1: see if I can buy the Vikings for eight and
Speaker 1: a half billion.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You could try to low ball the Seahawks a little
Speaker 1: bit back and forth. But they're saying, if only one's
Speaker 1: up for grabs, there's no then every billionaire on the
Speaker 1: planet comes out of the woodwork and chases that one.
Speaker 3: Team, and then they get into a bidding war.
Speaker 1: So they're saying, even if the Wolfs actually didn't.
Speaker 3: Want to sell, this would.
Speaker 1: Not be the time until after the Seahawks sell that
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: A ton of sense. Yeah, then, guys, I guess the Wilfs.
Speaker 1: Are not selling. I wouldn't think so. I wouldn't think
Speaker 1: so either.
Speaker 4: No, no, but you never know.
Speaker 3: Yeah I was.
Speaker 9: I was a little shocked to see that headline. Now
Speaker 9: I did not I did not read the article because.
Speaker 3: Of the paywall. Paywall? When are they going to understand
Speaker 3: that I don't know, I don't know, I don't pay
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 9: I am Yeah, you would think that after all these
Speaker 9: years and everybody's saying the same thing, and the lack
Speaker 9: of clicks that you get because people will realize, oh,
Speaker 9: this is a paywall, and I want to pay for this.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I saw the headline.
Speaker 9: I just used the old X machine to get all
Speaker 9: the other details and I'm like, this doesn't make sense,
Speaker 9: Like nothing about this smells right. And then I'm sure
Speaker 9: you guys just talked about this on my way up.
Speaker 9: But Alec Lewis, who is very connected, said that he
Speaker 9: spoke with representatives of the actual team I think and
Speaker 9: ownership and said, no, no, they're not selling. Nothing about
Speaker 9: this is real. Yeah, let's move along, see if we
Speaker 9: can beat the abs. Okay, A long way to go
Speaker 9: there too.
Speaker 3: What really matters? Go ahead.
Speaker 5: Charlie Walter said that he does believe that the pole
Speaker 5: Ads are interested in buying the Vikings. A little birdie,
Speaker 5: what do you think.
Speaker 7: That would get that Vikings tattoo? He would dig that
Speaker 7: out of his arm if that were the case, if
Speaker 7: the pole Heads bought the Vikings. I don't think they
Speaker 7: have the cash too anyway. No, I don't believe they do,
Speaker 7: so they do not. But what really matters is this man.
Speaker 5: I've never heard this word in my life. I'm writing
Speaker 5: it down. I love it. Have you guys ever heard
Speaker 5: of orphaned negatives?
Speaker 3: Orphaned negatives? Yeah? No, not in that combination though.
Speaker 5: Words like disgruntled, non chalant, and innocent, whose positive counterparts,
Speaker 5: which are gruntled, chalant, and nocent, have completely advantaged from
Speaker 5: common usage.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you're bringing this up. I swear to you.
Speaker 1: My family was driving somewhere yesterday and my youngest kiddo, Harper,
Speaker 1: said that she was chalant, and the three of us
Speaker 1: looked it up because we're like, that's not a word.
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah it is. We're like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: are you a kidding nonchalant?
Speaker 4: How is that possible.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm tripping out right now because we have this conversation
Speaker 1: less than twenty four hours ago, and we looked.
Speaker 3: It up and she was right.
Speaker 4: Did I just give away that you're have microphones all
Speaker 4: over you?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I told her, I go, that's insane,
Speaker 1: because I thought nonchalant was one of those words that
Speaker 1: was just a word that didn't have an opposite. It's incredible,
Speaker 1: and sure enough she was right. But then Bailey and
Speaker 1: Angie were arguing with Harper, were like, Okay, you're right,
Speaker 1: that's nuts. You right, But no one has ever used
Speaker 1: the word schalant.
Speaker 3: Nobody ever said.
Speaker 1: Because Harper described herself as chalant.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking about? You can't be chalant.
Speaker 3: That's funny show. But sure other people are nonchalant. I'm chalant.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, you're not. That's not a word. She
Speaker 3: was right. I kind of like it.
Speaker 5: That's a great word, a word, and I'm going to
Speaker 5: tell you I'm feeling gruntled and no sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, no that one. Imagine how much it
Speaker 1: tripped me out, though. When a kid goes like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm totally chalant. Who says that that's not a word.
Speaker 1: She's nuts and oh man, did she do a victory
Speaker 1: lap when she looked it up?
Speaker 3: And she was right, my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, because all three of us are like, leave this
Speaker 1: to the adults. Oh, she she did a real solid
Speaker 1: victory laps in the back. So she said where she
Speaker 1: heard that was reading online? Well, it's no, it's apparently
Speaker 1: kids online use that as like, you know, internet vernacular.
Speaker 1: That'd be like, I'm so chalant. I'm like, what, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm interested, I'm engaged. So anyway, I did not know that.
Speaker 3: But it's called an orphan negative.
Speaker 1: Orphaned negative when the opposite essentially has disappeared from common use.
Speaker 5: I've never heard anybody use the word gruntled. No, no,
Speaker 5: And I've never heard anybody use the word nocent.
Speaker 10: Are there other examples? Do you have more than just
Speaker 10: the three? It was the only three orphan negatives? Let
Speaker 10: me find I'm sure there's more. Gusting, gusting, Yeah, disgusting?
Speaker 10: Oh what agustine would be positive? That's that's gustine.
Speaker 1: Still sounds negative, doesn't it, Like, yeah, that's that's gusting.
Speaker 3: That's how about how about this one? On Google? Uh?
Speaker 3: Shoveled like disheveled sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about cognito as opposed to incognito?
Speaker 3: Well, you mean your your webic out come on. These
Speaker 3: aren't words.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this.
Speaker 4: Because there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: This is not about really from unruly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and wieldy from unwieldy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 4: And kempt from unkempt.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I've heard that one used. What about No,
Speaker 3: you're you're thinking of Kemp's ice cream, You're.
Speaker 7: Thinking of camp Switch, But like, your beard is very kemped,
Speaker 7: Like people always say that when people's beard.
Speaker 4: That he's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, Linda Richmond, Yeah, Paul, Linda Richmond.
Speaker 9: Well, I don't like the fact that I can't believe
Speaker 9: it just called you Paul either, I'd never call you Paul.
Speaker 9: I don't like you. Or in a stocking cap. He's
Speaker 9: really a bizarre Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: It looks good.
Speaker 9: I actually like that. But it looks good to you? Thanks,
Speaker 9: really does? It's flattering? It's me It is a here's
Speaker 9: the thing. It's the size of a big top tent.
Speaker 3: Everybody relaxed, Okay, take a deep breath. Stop being gruntled
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 4: You're kempt.
Speaker 7: All my hats, and all my shaving stuff that I
Speaker 7: shave my head with is all packed.
Speaker 4: Did you keep tearing out of boxes?
Speaker 7: It looks not a very good packer. Then it looks
Speaker 7: terrible the top of my head. So I have to
Speaker 7: wear a hat. And this is the only hat sit
Speaker 7: in my car.
Speaker 1: So if you if you lifted off that hat right now,
Speaker 1: would it be disheveled or shoveled? It would be uh, dissheveled,
Speaker 1: messy or untidy. That's currently the one that you have
Speaker 1: looked up on Google. I just have an example of
Speaker 1: orphaned negatives. Yes, you know, for irritating.
Speaker 3: No, that's me and you want my parents dead? No,
Speaker 3: just to abandon you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they yeah, you're you're a negative. They orphan.
Speaker 7: How great is it when Super David starts telling Larry
Speaker 7: about how he's an orphan now and Larry's eating an ice?
Speaker 3: It's such a great scene.
Speaker 5: I forgot about that man, you're an adult about this man?
Speaker 5: Instead of irritate, it's retate.
Speaker 3: Whoa easy?
Speaker 1: I don't you can see why a lot of these
Speaker 1: words fell off. It just doesn't sound natural, but maybe
Speaker 1: it's just in hindsight. Yeah, I get called that a
Speaker 1: lot yeah, a lot of or negatives Twitter thread.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get called out man, Well, they were mad.
Speaker 1: He said to go to bed, said he was going
Speaker 1: to bed because the game was over, and Twitter did
Speaker 1: not care for it. I need to reach man. Oh
Speaker 1: they're mean you like slurs? Yeah, feel free to scroll.
Speaker 5: I'll say this. I went to bed too, and nobody
Speaker 5: seemed to care. Yeah, that's because I didn't make it.
Speaker 3: You you don't crave attention as much as I. The
Speaker 3: game before ours was also interesting.
Speaker 1: Montreal won two to one over Tampa Bay in Game seven,
Speaker 1: so they move on. Here's some crazy stats though, from
Speaker 1: the Canadians Lightning series. In game every game in the series,
Speaker 1: according to the ESPN, went to U or sorry. It
Speaker 1: was decided by one goal four winter overtime, So a
Speaker 1: tight series the whole way. Montreal zero shots on goal
Speaker 1: in the second period nine for the game. That is
Speaker 1: the fewest in NHL history for a playoff win in
Speaker 1: a game seven nine shots on goal and they win
Speaker 1: a game seven.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 8: Many many people pointed out they had nine shots on goal.
Speaker 8: Colorado had nine goals the snight. Geez, in the same sport.
Speaker 3: That's greasy.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, how about the game we had we had
Speaker 9: what over seventy five shots on goal between the two teams.
Speaker 3: Sounds right, yeah, something like that, something like that. Damn
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 1: More of what really matters, More of Wild Avs discussion,
Speaker 1: Wolve Spurs discussion, and more with Ben Leber, the rest
Speaker 1: of the power, Jim.
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Speaker 5: That's right, six forty five Patrick More You Ben Levers
Speaker 5: here after a fantastic weekend which Ben saw things he
Speaker 5: never thought his eyes would never unrare.
Speaker 3: I could not believe it.
Speaker 4: Too bad.
Speaker 5: We can't tell you about him on the air, but
Speaker 5: incredible thing. I didn't believe they existed either, Ben, but
Speaker 5: they do.
Speaker 3: The class once in a lifetime.
Speaker 4: He's not gonna be up.
Speaker 3: I don't think that.
Speaker 9: I don't words came and describe what I saw make
Speaker 9: up words. I was so uh combobulated.
Speaker 1: Perfect irregardless of what you show, you were shoveled.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you prepone anything as opposed to postponing it?
Speaker 3: I just phoned it.
Speaker 1: Oh well sometimes if you prepone, yeah, sometimes it works sometimes.
Speaker 3: The lava cake bit, that was the funniest one. That's
Speaker 3: unbelievable a long time.
Speaker 4: That's one of the funniest ones I've seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they I thought Olivia Rodrigo was solid.
Speaker 9: I thought she was good. I thought some of the
Speaker 9: bits were just dumb and not funny.
Speaker 1: But how about the falling down the stairs sketch?
Speaker 3: What was that about? Did you see how they pulled
Speaker 3: that off? Though?
Speaker 1: I was more impressed if they were that creative.
Speaker 9: With the was it like a treadmill and they just
Speaker 9: like moved the stairs or how did they.
Speaker 1: Do If you follow SNL on social media, they posted
Speaker 1: a couple behind the scenes shots of how they had
Speaker 1: those stairs like on a roller and so it wasn't
Speaker 1: a green screen, it was an actual live shot and
Speaker 1: in real time.
Speaker 3: I'm like, how are they doing this?
Speaker 1: Because it looked like they were falling down the stairs
Speaker 1: so awkwardly and oddly, which was the joke, right, It
Speaker 1: was an unrealistic way to fall downstairs check out. We
Speaker 1: won't waste more time talking about it now, but if
Speaker 1: you're interested, watch the behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: What a creative way to pull that off. So I
Speaker 3: was more impressed with that than the actual sketch.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the the cake that looked like you know
Speaker 1: what was unbelievable in that little shop TV sketch.
Speaker 3: It was a true tar star hilarious, true.
Speaker 1: Tar star button bar when the guy hands them the
Speaker 1: toilet paper and not come on, man, why would I
Speaker 1: are you using your pinky?
Speaker 3: It just I felt immediately that's kind of it was fun.
Speaker 3: Great bit, great bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah man, all right, that's what it really meant, right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, more of what really matters of scores and stats
Speaker 1: around the world of sports. Christmas, change your life for
Speaker 1: something else. I already did once, you really did.
Speaker 4: You guys are gainly now as opposed to being on gainly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sascat called gainle on I last a lot.
Speaker 4: That's because he's an orphan negative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Twins one four to three over the Blue Jays.
Speaker 3: They nearly blew it.
Speaker 1: They led four rip blue Jays score three, but they
Speaker 1: hold on and win they split the series two games apiece.
Speaker 1: Joe Ryans struck out a guy and then walked one
Speaker 1: and then left with elbow soreness.
Speaker 3: It's not good whoopsies.
Speaker 7: Because uh I think I read yesterday that his velocity
Speaker 7: the last couple of starts has been down a tad.
Speaker 3: This is not a good sign.
Speaker 1: Twins are now fifteen and twenty. They're off today, they
Speaker 1: are at the Nationals tomorrow.
Speaker 3: What matters, though, is this.
Speaker 5: There's an elephant named en Zoo in Zimbabwe at a
Speaker 5: reserve who's decided she's not an elephant. She's a buffalo,
Speaker 5: and she's led a buffalo herd for a very long
Speaker 5: time and killed many other male buffaloes who've tried to
Speaker 5: take over her leadership.
Speaker 3: My god, wow, Well she doesn't have a mirror.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no, she just thinks she's much taller.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, so say that again. She's a what and.
Speaker 5: She's a She's an elephant and she is joined a
Speaker 5: herd of buffaloes and has taken over leadership. She shuns
Speaker 5: other elephants when they come near, Like, what are you
Speaker 5: talking about? No, I'm not an elephant.
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting is let's say she was orphaned,
Speaker 1: not an orphaned in negative.
Speaker 3: Let's say at some point she was an orphan.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, like the ugly duckling.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, well said.
Speaker 1: And if she joined the herd of buffalo when she
Speaker 1: was around the same size of the buffaloes before she grew.
Speaker 3: Right, right, maybe she was just like, this is that
Speaker 3: is what I am. I guess this is what I am.
Speaker 1: And then you know, a couple of years later, she's
Speaker 1: like two or three times their size, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm much bigger than my brothers and my sisters. Now
Speaker 1: I should be their leader. And now she has killed
Speaker 1: male buffalo to challenge her leadership.
Speaker 3: Do you think I love its buffalo?
Speaker 4: She probably does. Yeah, only she went when she hits
Speaker 4: as a jackpot.
Speaker 1: It would be a good bit having an elephant play
Speaker 1: slot machines with their trunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes me want to go to Vegas.
Speaker 5: I saw one dough with his arm once he got
Speaker 5: mad and needed one hundred dollars. His brother had to
Speaker 5: call me.
Speaker 9: Haven't we kind of seen this before in the movie
Speaker 9: Ice Age where she was raised by those possums.
Speaker 3: A good call.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and she actually thought that she could hang out
Speaker 9: with she No, she learned to hang upside down with
Speaker 9: her little tiny tail.
Speaker 3: Love it? Yep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ice Age, I think I only saw the first one.
Speaker 4: Has Ray Romano.
Speaker 3: Ray Ramana is the Russian version. Oh, I don't think I've.
Speaker 4: Seen from from My New.
Speaker 1: Blue Dogs. Not watching Ice Age, huh No, still watching.
Speaker 4: It's a good man that that little rat or whatever
Speaker 4: he is is funny.
Speaker 7: He likes Mario. You've already got him on the Dahmer
Speaker 7: Docks or what. Yeah, he loves the Ted Bundy one.
Speaker 7: He loves the one where you hear John Wayne Gacy
Speaker 7: describe how he killed everybody.
Speaker 3: He's really into that. Interesting.
Speaker 7: Now there's a Peacock documentary where they about it.
Speaker 3: Kids not watching Sesame Street.
Speaker 1: So he's not gonna be able to do the ABC's,
Speaker 1: but he's sure is hell going to break down every
Speaker 1: Bundy murder by the time he's like four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll be an encyclopedia of murder.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's going to be a reason that he's talking
Speaker 5: to somebody at some point, somebody and going I don't know,
Speaker 5: I just love serial killers.
Speaker 4: I always have. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not going to have serial killer tendencies.
Speaker 3: He's just going to be an encyclopedia.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and my dad had join us, but he hits
Speaker 7: the weight limit on the elevator, so we can't come
Speaker 7: up to the second floor. He's out in the back
Speaker 7: of my pickup getting those down.
Speaker 1: He's not going to know his letters because he's not
Speaker 1: watching Sesame Street, but he's gonna be able to solve
Speaker 1: the puzzles that the Zodiac Killers sent because he's seen
Speaker 1: the movie so many times.
Speaker 4: What does he call everybody by all three of their names?
Speaker 1: Mark, Jeffrey Lambert, Can you get me my bottle?
Speaker 5: Yep, Marnie Jeffrey Marney, MJ. By the way, you want
Speaker 5: to give score because I got a movie review?
Speaker 3: Sure? Ooh.
Speaker 1: Golden Tempo won the Kentucky Derby at twenty three to one,
Speaker 1: coming from absolutely out of nowhere. First female trainer to
Speaker 1: ever win the Kentucky Derby. Something called Cherry Devout.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, go with that.
Speaker 3: That was cool.
Speaker 5: At first, I was very confused because I thought she
Speaker 5: was the jockey, and then I thought she was the owner,
Speaker 5: and then they said she was tray.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Golden Tempo passed Morning Line favorite Renegade right before the
Speaker 1: wire the top of the stretch. Was thirteenth and had
Speaker 1: twelve horses left to pass. Yeah, and I think at
Speaker 1: one point it was like second to last overall, but
Speaker 1: during the top of the stretch was still in thirteenth place.
Speaker 1: I mentioned this earlier, but the third place horse, o'celly
Speaker 1: maybe oh C E L L I o'celly probably that
Speaker 1: seventy to one to finish, you know, to win, excuse me,
Speaker 1: but to show was thirty six dollars.
Speaker 3: Just to show. That's nut.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, great white late scratch on the track after.
Speaker 3: Flipping and throwing his jockey.
Speaker 1: Both the horse and the jockey are reportedly fine, but
Speaker 1: obviously a late scratch there. And the puma didn't even run. No,
Speaker 1: what a buzzkill? Yeah, sorry, some kind of infection or something.
Speaker 1: Who knows. I get the puma out there.
Speaker 3: So what was the winners odds to win? Twenty three
Speaker 3: to one? Good payday? Yeah, yeah, man. But what really
Speaker 3: matters is this.
Speaker 5: Documentary on Hulu. Greg Armstrong, the leader of the five
Speaker 5: of Summer Dillo, sends me a text on Friday and
Speaker 5: he says, just watch this show. And we're music freaks,
Speaker 5: so I figured it was a music documentary. It was
Speaker 5: not are you guys familiar with Skyking?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, okay, I can't believe what these eyes saw, and
Speaker 5: I can't believe I'd never heard this story.
Speaker 4: I had a ghost of a memory of it.
Speaker 5: In twenty eighteen, a gentleman by the name of Richard Russell,
Speaker 5: twenty eight year old, who worked at Horizon Air, a
Speaker 5: smaller airline, as a ground agent, one of the guys
Speaker 5: who moves this stuff around and guides them in with
Speaker 5: the little lighters and stuff like that. You know, stole
Speaker 5: a plane, not a private plane, a passenger jet, a
Speaker 5: Bombardier Q four hundred one that flies I don't know,
Speaker 5: like one hundred and forty passengers, a biggin stole it
Speaker 5: and just took off and flew around Seattle, Tacoma.
Speaker 3: That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 5: This documentary didn't end well. By the way, this documentary
Speaker 5: is fascinating because because they have the audio between he
Speaker 5: and the ground what do you call him, the air
Speaker 5: traffic control. He's talking to them, so you hear the
Speaker 5: whole thing. But not only are you hearing the whole thing,
Speaker 5: you're watching video of the actual flight and then some reenactments,
Speaker 5: but you're also watching his family and friends. Hear the
Speaker 5: audio for the first time. It's unlike anything I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: I can't believe I'd never heard about this before. I
Speaker 5: can't believe somebody could learn how to fly a passenger
Speaker 5: jet by watching YouTube videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, and.
Speaker 5: What he does in the plane I don't want to
Speaker 5: ruin for you is unbelievable. Watch this documentary. It's it's
Speaker 5: I mean, it's not uplifting, but it's fascinating. It's called Skyking.
Speaker 5: It's on Hulu.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 11: Wow, Yeah, we we one talked to about I'm sure
Speaker 11: we did. But I should have been a huge deal.
Speaker 11: Should But I mean, I'm sure it was for other folks.
Speaker 7: It's anytime you see like a documentary that then is
Speaker 7: like news footage and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, how did we?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: How did how was that not a bigger deal? Right?
Speaker 7: Like there's so many stories that just passed by and
Speaker 7: you're like, maybe I'll remember that when it's a documentary.
Speaker 3: Then you never do.
Speaker 9: All Right, this sounds really this is gonna sound really
Speaker 9: kind of ridiculous and silly. But think about I don't
Speaker 9: know how you guys could feel about this. This guy
Speaker 9: watched YouTube videos and stole a plane, Like a real plane. Yeah,
Speaker 9: so you have to understand how to start it up,
Speaker 9: get it going taxi on the runway, take off.
Speaker 3: Land, whatever. Right.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't be able to trust myself if I jumped
Speaker 9: on a high performance motorcycle, right, Like think about that? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: so that is that is something that is actually more
Speaker 9: familiar than just an airplane. Sure, and I wouldn't trust
Speaker 9: myself to throttle that thing full speed.
Speaker 1: Do you ever watch a YouTube video because you're not
Speaker 1: sure how to reach the oil change thing on your
Speaker 1: car and you feel like an absolute eddit? You're like,
Speaker 1: where is this button? I'm watching the video?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to go through all the menus items
Speaker 3: and whatever I.
Speaker 1: Do, I reset this stupid thing and that's irrelevant. Yeah, Ben,
Speaker 1: you make a great point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: Again, I'm not saying it's up uplifting and it done
Speaker 5: end well, but my goodness, it's a fascinating documentary.
Speaker 1: I felt the same way about the If anybody saw
Speaker 1: the Duncan Robinson story yesterday and Sports Center, man, that
Speaker 1: was a tough watch too.
Speaker 4: Two guys who played basketball.
Speaker 3: No, so Duncan Robinson.
Speaker 1: It's mental Health Awareness Month or something so Sports Center's
Speaker 1: running stories. Yeah, and I didn't know this story at all.
Speaker 1: But Duncan Robinson from the is he the where's he
Speaker 1: playing out?
Speaker 3: Pistons? Where's he playing now? Yeah? Pistons? Yeah, sorry, he
Speaker 3: plays you. It's his current team, Detroit Pistons. Okay, I
Speaker 3: wasn't sure where he currently played anyway.
Speaker 1: So it was his his brother and him growing up
Speaker 1: playing sports, and his brother and him idolizing each other,
Speaker 1: best friends, all this kind of stuff, and then his
Speaker 1: brother got into drugs. Super supportive of Duncan's college and
Speaker 1: then eventual pro career, but then dealt with voices in
Speaker 1: his head.
Speaker 3: And I'm watching this going on Sports Center. They're gonna
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a happy ending.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I naively thought.
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're gonna show how this thing got turned around.
Speaker 3: It doesn't end.
Speaker 1: Well either, and you're like, Jesus is a buzzkill on
Speaker 1: a Sunday. But I guess that's the point, right is
Speaker 1: it's Mental Health Awareness Month. It's not mental health you know,
Speaker 1: fairy Tale month. It's some heavy stuff. And man, it
Speaker 1: was that was a rough watch. Wow, it was a
Speaker 1: rough fifteen minutes. Yeah, I don't even want to get
Speaker 1: into it. It's so depressing.
Speaker 4: We'll take care of each other.
Speaker 9: Man, Yeah, yeah, can we circle back to something?
Speaker 3: Sure, you guys ever heard the word gormless?
Speaker 9: No, gormless, no, warmless, gormless. It's one of those words
Speaker 9: that we're talking about with the orphan negatives. Okay, okay.
Speaker 9: Gormless is a British informal adjective mean stupid doll slow
Speaker 9: to understand their lacking intelligence.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start using it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So if you're why did you bring that word up?
Speaker 3: So if you're gormy though, If you're gorm that means
Speaker 3: you're smart. Is that right? And I understand that correct?
Speaker 10: To have gorm lessm yeah, to have gorm means that
Speaker 10: you are intelligent.
Speaker 1: You get some gorm That sounds like something again Tommy
Speaker 1: Olsen slang right, Yeah, man.
Speaker 3: He's got me and gorm and John what sounds like sauce? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Tommy's watching. Tommy would say gormy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, gormy, g kevin, gorm, gore, g g money.
Speaker 3: G less, gormless.
Speaker 4: Don't you stand there looking gormless?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I always look gormless and homeless. I don't look homeless, right,
Speaker 3: how you.
Speaker 1: Kind of do with the stocking cap in May?
Speaker 3: Kind of May fourth? Y the fourth be with you?
Speaker 3: Thanks in sync?
Speaker 4: Then'll be garmless.
Speaker 7: I'm not gormless. I am gormless. You're confused. Yeah, so
Speaker 7: I'm gormless, right you tell us? Yeah, I'm gormless. You're going,
Speaker 7: yeahks gorm ZECHOSM, I'm gormless.
Speaker 4: You're not being sensical?
Speaker 3: How about inscrutable? M? Yeah? Fire away.
Speaker 9: I mean at some point in our lives, we're all
Speaker 9: going to be inscrutable, right, Yeah, you would.
Speaker 3: Think I would think. It sounds like we're all headed
Speaker 3: that way. Ye, scrutable. I don't want to be scrutable,
Speaker 3: do I do? I want to be scrutable?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't even look it up with it, but I
Speaker 3: don't know. I think I'd rather just be gormless. Yeah. No,
Speaker 3: you'd rather be gorm no gormless and be scrutable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't care gorm in the eighties, all right.
Speaker 1: The Wild lost yesterday to the Avalanche nine to six.
Speaker 3: It was actually a back and forth game. As crazy
Speaker 3: as that sounds. Wild took a five to four lead.
Speaker 1: But it ends up going the wrong way nine to
Speaker 1: six in Game one in Colorado. We'll talk more about
Speaker 1: that later, but the news when we come back. More
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