WEBVTT - The Longest Phone Call 

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon and I.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know this, by the way, if you're a

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<v Speaker 2>you know somebody that's that's listener, you are somebody that

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<v Speaker 2>is I'm sure dealt with the longest phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, so I feel kind of bad about this.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a friend of mine who have and I love, love, love,

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<v Speaker 3>but I have not talked to her in forever, like

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<v Speaker 3>months and months, and she's been like texting me and

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<v Speaker 3>calling me and I am I am not mad at her.

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<v Speaker 3>There is no bad blood. I just know it's one

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<v Speaker 3>of those phone calls where I want to do a

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<v Speaker 3>really good catch up with her. So I keep bumping her,

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<v Speaker 3>like she'll call if I'm like dropping off the kids somewhere,

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<v Speaker 3>or she'll call if I'm getting ready for bed or

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<v Speaker 3>before I'm getting ready. It's never a good time. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, mental note, I need to call her back.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know the phone call is going to take

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<v Speaker 3>one hour two hours at least. So now I find

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<v Speaker 3>myself like avoiding the call because I'm like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 3>is not a good time and I really want time.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think she thinks that I'm like mad at

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<v Speaker 3>her or something. So are there those people in your

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<v Speaker 3>life that you're avoiding their phone call for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 3>And this one, I feel like I just need to

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<v Speaker 3>tell her. I need ample time to do a good

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<v Speaker 3>like catch up with you, And every time she calls,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Just call her.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Would it be better if you went out with her

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<v Speaker 4>because you could drink?

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't live here. She doesn't live here. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 3>lives out a stag.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually interesting that you when you have those

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<v Speaker 2>friends that you cannot talk her. Yeah, you cannot just

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<v Speaker 2>have like a quick conversation with It becomes like alone.

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<v Speaker 1>But it always feels good.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels and I know I have so much to

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<v Speaker 3>talk to her about. And that's the thing. The more

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<v Speaker 3>I push it off, the more I'm like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>I I have a list. I'm not joking. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a notes list of things to talk to her about.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I wonder how many people feel like that

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<v Speaker 2>with me when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're not a quick phone call either. Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 3>even the better topic. I know that if you're calling me,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at least on the phone for ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Chelsea says that people will go, hey, I gotta go,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll call you back, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I go everyone in that, and I keep asking them

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<v Speaker 1>more things like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Won't let them go, or you'll hear something or someone

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<v Speaker 3>in the background and be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, smooth, is that smooth?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me talk to you Smith, I like, I have

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<v Speaker 3>to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Very Chelse hates when I call her up and she's

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<v Speaker 2>about ready to go to an appointment and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just told you I have an appointment at whatever

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<v Speaker 2>time it is, and it's like a minute before and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, so, what else are we gonna do? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just keep on asking the questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I gotta love a hate thing with my mom

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<v Speaker 4>because when you see that name pop up, or if

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<v Speaker 4>you have a contact fixture pop up, it's your mom.

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<v Speaker 4>You have a great relationship with her, very blessed to

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<v Speaker 4>be able to see that name still pop up. So

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<v Speaker 4>I answer every time it's just seven out out of

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<v Speaker 4>ten times, there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>To talk about. So it's just her like, so what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Like you called me, I'm not trying to do this

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<v Speaker 4>conversation or I would have called you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we do already? I like when you do the

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<v Speaker 1>imitation of your mom, like Kev's like, what you're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevy or she talk about something. I say it on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. You know you didn't have to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to know what's so funny about moms?

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<v Speaker 1>My mom?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is about her lately, but

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<v Speaker 3>we my sister Jacqueline, and I feel like she tries

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<v Speaker 3>to get us off the phone as fast as she

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<v Speaker 3>possibly can. So now we have a game and Lucy

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<v Speaker 3>has joined in, and we try to just keep asking

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<v Speaker 3>questions to see who can keep her on the phone

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<v Speaker 3>the longest, because she'll she'll want to get off the

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<v Speaker 3>phone with you after like thirty seconds. Lucy's winning right

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<v Speaker 3>now at fourteen minutes and twenty five SCons.

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<v Speaker 1>Woah, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you get a long one, you have to

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<v Speaker 3>document it, like on a piece of paper and screenshot

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<v Speaker 3>it to our little gird chat. Lucy's winning right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's by the way, that fourteen that's a big one.

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<v Speaker 3>A minute twenty five seconds is the time to be Zach.

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<v Speaker 1>What is a typical conversation length with my mom? If

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<v Speaker 1>it's a minute a minute?

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<v Speaker 3>And then she's always like okay, bye, I'm like wait,

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<v Speaker 3>I still have a little stuff to tell you. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Lucy's so smart. She'll write down questions. So the aston

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<v Speaker 3>is my mom answers. Once she goes to the next moment,

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<v Speaker 3>she goes.

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<v Speaker 1>To the next to keep it going. That is smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight four four mojo live eight four four six sixty

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<v Speaker 2>five six five four eight is our telephe number of text.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine five five zero zero.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting texts from my wife right now, like your

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<v Speaker 2>mom about inappropriate things that I've said on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Being my mom will text me immediately. Does you don't

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<v Speaker 4>say that?

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<v Speaker 1>No more? That was really I will say this, God

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<v Speaker 1>do love.

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<v Speaker 4>Every morning, my mom will text me do your best, son,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, God bless you every morning before the.

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<v Speaker 3>Show her my phone number. I want a morning text.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that about on the weekend, do you

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<v Speaker 1>do your best? Though, I don't know, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>know I read the text.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't do the text.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you've been doing this daily devotional thing

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<v Speaker 2>every day. I've been noticing you posting on it, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I witnessed you when I went to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, walking right, said I read it. I try to

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<v Speaker 1>live it. No, my best. It's a great way to

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<v Speaker 1>get your mind. Yes, lady that purchased it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny because the next two topics deal with the

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<v Speaker 2>phone calls, and Cav's topic that we're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>into next, we don't have to deals with ready for

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<v Speaker 2>a text, deals with a phone call with his with

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<v Speaker 2>his mom. But ald on, Vicky, what's up, Vicky?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, how's everybody doing?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good, Vicky.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the person you cannot have a short conversation with?

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<v Speaker 5>It's a minimum one hour? Who minimum?

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<v Speaker 1>Aunt?

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<v Speaker 5>My aunt? She lives out of state and she lives alone,

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<v Speaker 5>so phone calls, like I'm pretty sure are the highlight

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<v Speaker 5>of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Time.

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<v Speaker 5>And I usually call her to be honest, when I'm

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<v Speaker 5>driving to see my daughter because it's a two and

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<v Speaker 5>a half hour drive.

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<v Speaker 2>To her school.

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<v Speaker 5>Put her on the phone a little bit into the drive.

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<v Speaker 2>And my sister Pat gets mad at me and my

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<v Speaker 2>brother Tony. You want to know why we call her

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<v Speaker 2>when we have long drives and she knows that that's

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<v Speaker 2>the only like she said to me, Uh, And I

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<v Speaker 2>said this to Tony too.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, Tony, you gotta be careful of this. She

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<v Speaker 1>said to me.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, you only call me from your car, You

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<v Speaker 2>never call me at home.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, well, Pat, it's a long you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll call her, like I'll call her if I

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<v Speaker 2>get in my car and I've got that hour drive

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<v Speaker 2>back home from work, or I'll call her like sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm driving to Nebraska and we have we have

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<v Speaker 2>all the time in the world to talk in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of cornfields.

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<v Speaker 1>Switch gets mad, she gets she does not like.

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<v Speaker 3>It that that she doesn't feel like she's a priority.

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<v Speaker 1>She does not feel like she is.

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<v Speaker 2>And I gotta be honest, Pat, I prioritize you if

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<v Speaker 2>you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a shorter conversation, right aunts thing, isn't it time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should have a timer on our phone calls,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know how you know how you would be

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<v Speaker 2>on and uh back in the day that yeah, or

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<v Speaker 2>jail or like they used have payphones. Yeah, your call

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<v Speaker 2>is ending.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Tom?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Mojo?

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<v Speaker 4>My dad there.

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<v Speaker 2>He calls me every day when I'm at work, just

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about his grandson for an hour, like I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have eight days about.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, heles, just like sit there and try.

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<v Speaker 1>To drag out the call as long as you can.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't have a short conversation with him ever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's funny, I can't make fun of like

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<v Speaker 2>Shannon situation with grandma or yours with your dad with

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<v Speaker 2>you know grandpa, Like you can't make fun of that

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I get it. It's a pain in the ass

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<v Speaker 1>talking to people for that longer time, right, I mean, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't really think it's a pain. I think it's him

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<v Speaker 5>just being really like loving and everything.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the end of the day, I'm like, come on, bro, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're putting my job in jeopardy, like.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always calling you, how you're working personal? Oh he

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<v Speaker 1>called me all the time I've had work to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, I literally get.

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<v Speaker 5>Off in like two hours of this conversation that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's you know what, he loves your son and

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<v Speaker 2>he loves you. I'm sure right he probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my son, my son, my son is named after him.

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<v Speaker 5>My dad was a junior, but didn't give any of us.

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<v Speaker 1>The name because they got too weren't worthy of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got his grandson in. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you instead of calling us call him now,

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<v Speaker 2>you bastard?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I don't want to talk for an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>I can talk for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can talk for a couple of minutes, but I

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk for an hour Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about how you talk too much when I

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<v Speaker 2>talked to Mojo this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I guarantee you he's listening to this right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shout him out there. You go, all right, have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day.