Speaker 1: Hey, good morning everybody. Patrick Morris, So here we are.
Speaker 1: It was a bad night for your Minnesota while, but
Speaker 1: that happens, right Ko Tines.
Speaker 2: There's some nights where it's it's going to be difficult,
Speaker 2: and you know, we we had some opportunities to score maybe.
Speaker 1: That would have changed the dynamic of the game. But
Speaker 1: you know, I think the.
Speaker 3: Guys have put together a pretty good shift here. You know,
Speaker 3: through the road trip.
Speaker 4: You know, played a very hard game, good game against
Speaker 4: the Islanders, and tonight we just weren't as sharp as
Speaker 4: we needed to be capitalize on the chances.
Speaker 3: That we had early. And then I just think overall
Speaker 3: in general, it was it was that that That's what
Speaker 3: I think it came down to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, any two game season for a reason, and uh
Speaker 4: that's the reason for the season happens. And it was
Speaker 4: just it was cool to see Jack and look out
Speaker 4: there with this with their brother Quinn, and the whole
Speaker 4: family was there, the mom, the dad and everybody. So
Speaker 4: I just wish it was a better game and of
Speaker 4: a better result.
Speaker 5: But yep, no concerns that the Islanders was somewhat similar before.
Speaker 4: I like they actually I would say they're different because
Speaker 4: even though obviously the result was similar and that they lost.
Speaker 4: They lost in overtime and they the goalie stood on
Speaker 4: his head last night. There was not not that they
Speaker 4: just the wild just couldn't finish their opportunities. They had them,
Speaker 4: they earned them, but they couldn't finish.
Speaker 6: You have to get the toe.
Speaker 3: You have to get the toe. I will have to
Speaker 3: concentrate on the toe. Yep.
Speaker 2: It's time for Van five on the Power Trip presented
Speaker 2: by Builders and Remodelers.
Speaker 1: Builders and Remodelers.
Speaker 3: All right, here's something we haven't talked about.
Speaker 2: So we're not just repeating ourselves for three and a
Speaker 2: half three hours, which we do sometimes.
Speaker 3: That's all right, check this out.
Speaker 2: I hope you guys didn't see this, at least the
Speaker 2: part that I'm going to ask you about. So Brooks
Speaker 2: Koepka is coming back to the PGA. I'm sure some
Speaker 2: of you saw that.
Speaker 6: Part, okay, Like reintegration.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's called the returning Member and it's only applicable
Speaker 2: to four people right now.
Speaker 3: But because they have certain parameters.
Speaker 2: According to the PGA, this is going to be for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, like four guys. It's like rom
Speaker 2: and cam Smith and what is d Chamba I think,
Speaker 2: and then Kopka they have this small window to basically
Speaker 2: come back to the PGA. On the PGA's terms, they said, quote,
Speaker 2: once the door closes, there is no promise that this
Speaker 2: path will be available again. So it's basically you guys
Speaker 2: went to live and screwed up. At least in the
Speaker 2: PGA's mind, you screwed up. If you want to come back,
Speaker 2: here's your small window, and if you don't do it now,
Speaker 2: you might not ever.
Speaker 3: Get to it.
Speaker 2: So here's the FuMO got a little bit yep yep.
Speaker 2: So Kepka says, I'm in. But part of the conditions
Speaker 2: are he forfeits any player equity shares for the next
Speaker 2: five years, won't be eligible for his share of the
Speaker 2: one hundred million dollar FedEx Cup bonus program in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty six. He also agreed to donate five million dollars
Speaker 2: to charity.
Speaker 3: But check this out.
Speaker 2: I just mentioned the you know, the equity shares and
Speaker 2: things like that, and the portion of the FedEx Cup
Speaker 2: bonus program. Here's the question, Uh, in the I believe
Speaker 2: next five years? Is it five years? Let me see here, bummm,
Speaker 2: maybe it's just this year that can't be right. Hey,
Speaker 2: got a second, hang on because I don't want to
Speaker 2: ask the wrong question because this number blew my mind. Uh,
Speaker 2: hang on, one second, talk amongst yourselves. Rhode Island neither
Speaker 2: a road nor an island discussed.
Speaker 5: Can I just ask from some background, from somebody who's
Speaker 5: actually following this stuff, what's what's happened to live?
Speaker 3: They just falling apart or something.
Speaker 7: It's not as a spectacle that.
Speaker 3: They thought it would be.
Speaker 7: It's on and this isn't a shot at the CW,
Speaker 7: but it's on the CW people, it's on five. It
Speaker 7: was on the CW right now. Yeah, but people just
Speaker 7: don't watch it. There's no interest in it. It's teams.
Speaker 7: It's only that I think this year they're going to
Speaker 7: move to seventy two holes.
Speaker 3: But they nobody watches it. Okay, So it's just has
Speaker 3: not worked.
Speaker 2: No, it's not work all right hand, So the story
Speaker 2: doesn't necessarily save the time for so maybe they just
Speaker 2: think this is the overall amount of money that he
Speaker 2: potentially is going to miss out on with this reintegration.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if this is one year or
Speaker 2: essentially the life of his quote punishment right to get
Speaker 2: back in. What is the estimation on the number of
Speaker 2: dollars he's going to miss out on by coming back
Speaker 2: under these terms?
Speaker 6: No, he's not on in the in the peage on
Speaker 6: the piece.
Speaker 2: Yes, from from from here on out. What is he
Speaker 2: going to miss out on by agreeing to these terms?
Speaker 5: And he's losing player equity share and some cute und dollars.
Speaker 2: Twenty six million dollars twenty six million dollars eighty five.
Speaker 6: Thirty million, three one dollar. Oh, if this was Price's right, Zach,
Speaker 6: you still would have lost sauce.
Speaker 3: You hit the top end.
Speaker 2: It is estimated that brooks Koepka under these terms will
Speaker 2: miss out on between fifty and eighty five million dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think it's weird because, like when this first happened,
Speaker 7: a lot of these people that were like on the
Speaker 7: tail end of their careers in the PGA Tour literally.
Speaker 1: Just took the money.
Speaker 7: And you have guys like Brooks Koepka, like bryceon de
Speaker 7: Shambeau who really want to come back and they've now
Speaker 7: the PGA.
Speaker 3: Tour has set this up. But there are other guys
Speaker 3: that are.
Speaker 1: Like, why if I.
Speaker 7: Can play in the majors, why do I want to
Speaker 7: play at you know, the one in Orlando in the
Speaker 7: middle of February.
Speaker 3: I don't want to play that.
Speaker 6: They answered that question of why.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 7: No, No, I just think that there are there are
Speaker 7: just people that they want to play in the majors
Speaker 7: and they think that the PGA Tour is greedy, and
Speaker 7: they think that the PGA Tour makes them play in
Speaker 7: tournaments they don't want to play in.
Speaker 2: But it does sound like there is going to be
Speaker 2: some kind of a minimum requirement of number of tournaments
Speaker 2: that these people that come back have to agree to.
Speaker 2: You don't just to come back, I can play the
Speaker 2: ones you want. You got to be on the tour.
Speaker 7: Now, that's why I think he's playing the waste management
Speaker 7: and I think the is it the American Express one
Speaker 7: that's coming up at something like that starfell?
Speaker 5: But he still gets money that he wins in tournaments, right,
Speaker 5: So this money that he's losing out is ancillarious.
Speaker 3: It's a lack of a better word, equity stuff.
Speaker 7: Right, it's the percentage of he can't play in the
Speaker 7: FedEx Cup where I think the winner of that made
Speaker 7: like twenty million.
Speaker 3: Scottie s Sheffler won that last year. Sure, why I
Speaker 3: can't play.
Speaker 2: Some of you some of you might know this because
Speaker 2: maybe some of you picked Brooks Koepka and the Power
Speaker 2: to Bets last year. But he missed the cut that
Speaker 2: the Masters, the PGA, and the Open.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: And then he finished twelve that the US opened, So
Speaker 2: he missed three out of the four cuts.
Speaker 5: He still makes all the money from the tournament, gets
Speaker 5: all the sponsorship dollars.
Speaker 3: This is just other money he's had to make.
Speaker 2: Fine, nobody's trying for Brooks. It's just saying that that
Speaker 2: fifty to eighty five million is the estimation in terms
Speaker 2: of what he's going to miss out on. That's still nuts.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how rich you are. That's a lot
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 3: Do you remember?
Speaker 5: How do we remember how much he got paid to
Speaker 5: join Live Tour? The first one hundred million? Yes googled,
Speaker 5: maybe more.
Speaker 8: I googled how much money did Brooks Kepta make from
Speaker 8: Live and the AI overview is earned substantial money, tens
Speaker 8: of millions, blah blah blah, total live related earnings exceeding
Speaker 8: forty to fifty million dollars from tournaments alone. His exact
Speaker 8: total is complex due to team dynamics and a significant contract.
Speaker 6: Let's got to be I think it's hundreds of millions.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Reportedly the contract and signing bonus was in the one
Speaker 8: hundred million dollar plus range. Somehow I figured one thirty.
Speaker 2: I feel like all the big names were getting one
Speaker 2: hundred to two hundred million.
Speaker 1: Rom got in the three hundred million exactly.
Speaker 7: And I think they offered they offered Tiger like seven
Speaker 7: hundred and fifty million.
Speaker 8: And do you think that brooks Kepka collected all of
Speaker 8: that like he did he serve his contract?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He signed it in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 6: Sol be here for a few years, you'll get a
Speaker 6: one hundred million.
Speaker 7: I bet he got more than half of it. But
Speaker 7: they should have played golf. The PGA Tour needs guys
Speaker 7: like they need. They need Deshambo. They just they just do.
Speaker 7: And de Shambo has completely turned his bit around. He
Speaker 7: people cheer for him now they hated him like four
Speaker 7: or five years ago. They need guys like that and
Speaker 7: Scotti Scheffler runs away with it. So they need a
Speaker 7: little competition. Can't wait. Golf season right around the corner.
Speaker 7: It's the best you're a little high.
Speaker 1: No, not yet.
Speaker 2: James Harden passed Shaquille O'Neal for ninth on the all
Speaker 2: time NBA scoring list. James Harden now past shack.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: That was the exact amount of discussion. I thought that
Speaker 2: headline was gonna that was cringe trigger. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I brought it up, Pat, I literally just brought
Speaker 2: it up because we haven't talked about it yet, and
Speaker 2: all the things that I haven't my list of things
Speaker 2: we've already talked about.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, that's something else.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: And then nobody I got things, well, so do I?
Speaker 3: Well you go first.
Speaker 8: Then I'm about a month ago when the Rockets are
Speaker 8: when the Clippers were here.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got good things, sameez.
Speaker 6: And I've got this information.
Speaker 8: James Harden moved into tenth at Target Center against the Timberwolves.
Speaker 6: Okay, and that's about the reaction I expected.
Speaker 1: James Harden is moving the meter this morning.
Speaker 6: Give me your good thing?
Speaker 3: You and I are.
Speaker 1: Go ahead?
Speaker 3: What you call me?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, I'm notre name football coach Tomork because Freeman
Speaker 1: is going to avoid charges. He's accused of battery following
Speaker 1: his son's high school wrestling match earlier this month, Freemen.
Speaker 1: According to Saint Joseph's County's Prosecutor's Office, New Prairie High
Speaker 1: School assistant wrestling coach Chris Fliegler alleged Freeman gave him
Speaker 1: a two handed push during a wrestling invitational. Prosecuted office
Speaker 1: said in a statement that a review of the video
Speaker 1: evidence does not support his assertions.
Speaker 8: Did you the video came out? I think it was
Speaker 8: yesterday last night?
Speaker 6: Okay, you can't see anything.
Speaker 8: The camera is like in the corner of the gym,
Speaker 8: like the gold Gm High School gymnasium, and they're at
Speaker 8: the doors on the opposite ends, and it's full of
Speaker 8: people and wrestlers. And I've tried to watch it. I'm like,
Speaker 8: I have no idea what I'm even trying to look
Speaker 8: at here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it might have happened, you just can't tell
Speaker 1: in the video.
Speaker 5: That's basically there were other people there, right, Yeah, lots
Speaker 5: of people even so, like, look, violence isn't the answer.
Speaker 2: But if a wrestler is complaining about getting pushed it
Speaker 2: was a coach.
Speaker 3: The bar is a little low. Yeah, there's so.
Speaker 1: Much testosterone in those gems, man, Yeah, it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: like going to UFC fight. There's a good chance you're
Speaker 1: going to be rumbling. Yeah right, yeah, you know. Here's
Speaker 1: a weird story. Lebron James's jersey is going to feature
Speaker 1: a new patch honoring his own twenty third season starting tonight.
Speaker 1: Wash just his jersey. The commimorative patch features James's silhouette
Speaker 1: in his famous pregame more Powder tossing post Sure. The
Speaker 1: background is made up of the colors of each of
Speaker 1: the three teams he's played for in his career. The
Speaker 1: patches will be removed after each game, with some ending
Speaker 1: up on ultra rare tops trading cards.
Speaker 3: Take a Lebron James Advent calendar.
Speaker 1: James will first wear the patch tonight, when is Los
Speaker 1: Angeles Laker visit The King's in Sacramento, the city where
Speaker 1: he played his very first NBA game. So he's going
Speaker 1: to wear a patch of honoring himself on his jersey.
Speaker 3: That's not collectable.
Speaker 1: That is what's happened.
Speaker 6: Did you ever wear the passage trying to quit smoking?
Speaker 1: No, I just quit cold turkey. You can eat turkey again.
Speaker 1: It's okay. In fact, you might want to make sense
Speaker 1: some turkey, not that fat No, you're not that fat.
Speaker 1: That's a huge dirty's not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bigs on your side, Yeah, you and Rosie.
Speaker 1: He's mad at you. I know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Well you bet. His podcast was nobody doesn't understand the
Speaker 1: the the Median.
Speaker 7: And then when he asked what was going on, Bard
Speaker 7: started to tell him and he shushed her.
Speaker 1: He did, well, he's got to tell her who lost?
Speaker 6: Was that the last movie ever made?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he sh Shikesikes's right?
Speaker 1: Hm. Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford is going to be dealing
Speaker 1: with an injury heading into the NMC divisional round. The
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Rams signal color has a sprained index finger
Speaker 1: on his throwing hand, but he says it'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Ready to go on their favorite versus the Bear, Yeah
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 8: He he hit on a on a helmet earlier in
Speaker 8: the game.
Speaker 6: They showed that replay over and over that looked.
Speaker 3: Paintin will be cold in Chicago this weekend too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looked like it was cold the other day,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: And they had that night game.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Peoples and Helmets stadium was packed.
Speaker 6: Yes, was that the game where the broadcasters were was
Speaker 6: it al Michaels was.
Speaker 8: Like, it's I can feel the the booth moving, we
Speaker 8: vibrating throughout the stadium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was sitting on somebody's purse.
Speaker 6: That'll do it.
Speaker 3: It was herb streets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, he can do what he wants.
Speaker 1: And John Harball continues to be the hottest head coaching
Speaker 1: candidate in the NFL. The Falcon's announced on Monday that
Speaker 1: they completed an interview with a former Ravens head coach.
Speaker 1: According to ESPN, Harball has also conducted preliminary and extensive
Speaker 1: phone calls with the Giants, the Titans, the Browns, Raiders,
Speaker 1: and the Cardinals. He's trying to determine which team is
Speaker 1: going to get his services.
Speaker 7: Your thoughts, I think he will go to I think
Speaker 7: he'll go to let me think you time. I think
Speaker 7: he'll go to the Giants.
Speaker 3: Will you have success no matter where he goes.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think he'll go to the Giants.
Speaker 7: They have a ton of calf space, they think they
Speaker 7: have something in Jackson Dart, they have a very good
Speaker 7: defensive line, and they all love Cam's scantaboo.
Speaker 1: I think he'll go to the Giants. I'd go to
Speaker 1: Miami even without a roster.
Speaker 3: I'd rather Yeah, I mean you don't have a quarterback?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did they say the Raiders? Is that one of
Speaker 1: the teams. Yeah, they're going to have a quarterback. You
Speaker 1: have the number one pick. I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: you know. At this point in your life, it's about
Speaker 1: where you're going to live, right, You don't want to
Speaker 1: live in Cleveland if you don't have to.
Speaker 3: No, not to be mean, but right.
Speaker 7: No, but if you can live in New York, you
Speaker 7: probably would and get paid highly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess you're probably right. Yeah, you're on.
Speaker 7: You'd get a lot of Monday night and Sunday night
Speaker 7: games because.
Speaker 3: You're in, you know, the biggest market. I would go
Speaker 3: to New York.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're a tax guy, though, Why wuldn't you go
Speaker 2: to Vegas instead? Or if that team's terrible, that team
Speaker 2: has no chance. Oh maybe you could change that to
Speaker 2: change that, if you're a great coach, change it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can't fix the fan base situation and
Speaker 4: the fact that you basically have no home fans in
Speaker 4: your stands because they also sell the tickets.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's echo said?
Speaker 6: Did you guys know.
Speaker 8: Or probably knew, but maybe don't think about very often
Speaker 8: that Jim Harbaugh and there for John Harbor are related
Speaker 8: to a guy that I am now doing pregames and
Speaker 8: post games with for Wolves and has been on Burrew's
Speaker 8: show a few times, Tom Crean.
Speaker 6: Tom Creane is married.
Speaker 8: To Jim and John's sister.
Speaker 3: What really pull your hands up? Joni Harbob would Hawk?
Speaker 1: I would not, because she's married to that gentleman. She does, though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's good Tom on the pre game.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's really really nice man and a very good
Speaker 8: basketball mine and Anthony Edwards former college coach at Georgia.
Speaker 6: He's pretty busy broadcasting right now.
Speaker 3: He's actually be a little better job to be broadcasting.
Speaker 8: He does some of them in person. He died a
Speaker 8: few in person, but yes, in his basement in Florida
Speaker 8: or probably main level. They don't really have basements today.
Speaker 8: He's getting his Uh, what is the coach equivalent to
Speaker 8: Jersey retired our name retired, your whistle at Marquette, your silence,
Speaker 8: your whistle blown?
Speaker 3: Next month the Hawk start coaching. Oh exactly, lucky mm hmm.
Speaker 1: He felt good. Yeah, thank you, we're developing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a little surprised you're not harder on PG
Speaker 2: today because he lost Coy Parrits.
Speaker 1: It's not about comfort. I mean, that's not his fault.
Speaker 1: That's the nil fault.
Speaker 2: Look at Houston fault, n I L fault period or
Speaker 2: zero percent. Blame on PJ.
Speaker 1: I don't think good luck.
Speaker 3: Look at you.
Speaker 7: He brought him here. That's a goal in itself. When
Speaker 7: the kid thought there are people, hold on, let me
Speaker 7: restart here, get an offer from Ohio State. That's pretty good.
Speaker 7: He's not perfect. It's amazing to me that in.
Speaker 5: College has within like five years, gone from that which
Speaker 5: you were pretty much locked in to wherever you were,
Speaker 5: to being more of a free market than professional sports. Yeah,
Speaker 5: major League Baseball would never put up with everybody gets
Speaker 5: to be a free agent every year. But that's exactly
Speaker 5: what this is going on right now in college sports.
Speaker 5: And I think it's going to remain that way until
Speaker 5: there's some sort of collective bargaining. There's always happening between them.
Speaker 5: But it's amazing right now what's going on there. I
Speaker 5: me it's one of the things that if you have
Speaker 5: you follow professional sports, especially if you followed the financial
Speaker 5: side of professional sports. It's been speculated for years, what
Speaker 5: would it be like, if these structures that are there,
Speaker 5: like in baseball, you've got three years you have to
Speaker 5: be team page you whatever you want. Then three years
Speaker 5: of arbitration, then you're a free agent. Soy, what would
Speaker 5: happen if they just opened it up?
Speaker 1: How do you do?
Speaker 3: I said, every year you're a free agent? You we
Speaker 3: just get rid of all that structure.
Speaker 5: People do what they want to do, and the speculation
Speaker 5: bean like would it be better, would it be worse?
Speaker 5: What would it what would happen to big market, small
Speaker 5: market salarycaps? All this other stuff. We're seeing an example
Speaker 5: of what in real time here what's going on with
Speaker 5: college sports? Where Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked if we
Speaker 5: start seeing some things were like, hey, you know the
Speaker 5: superstar from this team is superstar from that team is
Speaker 5: superstar from that team.
Speaker 3: Hey, let's all go play's let's go?
Speaker 1: What does that meant?
Speaker 5: Let's all join together, Let's all join and play together
Speaker 5: at Duke for a season, or let's all you know,
Speaker 5: I mean you could, you could.
Speaker 7: Anything goes It's going to be a college basketball though,
Speaker 7: for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Great headline list, This is the power of rip morning
Speaker 2: Joe on the.
Speaker 1: Fan wor sorcers.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: We just learned a lot, Chris, we learned a lot
Speaker 2: over here. It's not airable, man, what a break. That
Speaker 2: wasn't quite like a Tommy Olsen break. But I learned
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 7: So I could let somebody put a cigarette out. Okay,
Speaker 7: like you know, let's we don't. We don't keep Tommy's secrets. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but that's just the deal.
Speaker 2: Oh right, we agree that Tommy's secrets are the public secrets.
Speaker 3: Good point, except for the.
Speaker 2: One that we held over everybody for months and the
Speaker 2: listeners were driven nuts by it. But that's the craziest
Speaker 2: story of all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I still don't think I know this fall.
Speaker 1: You just don't want to.
Speaker 3: I think I've been actively avoiding it five minutes. You
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 6: That's a vault for life.
Speaker 3: Yep, something. It's therapy for life, is.
Speaker 1: What it is.
Speaker 6: Couldn't get that thing out with a night helmet?
Speaker 1: No, Oh my gosh, mar what.
Speaker 2: You know it?
Speaker 6: Of course he does. People didn't know it, and I
Speaker 6: could just under the radar.
Speaker 3: Headlines. Here we go. I got a bunch of random stuff.
Speaker 2: You guys, ready, if you're just tuning in and you
Speaker 2: haven't checked your phone.
Speaker 1: The wild loss, the Steelers lost. What else?
Speaker 7: The Gophers played a night against Wisconsin. Go to that game?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about it.
Speaker 6: The Wolves play the Bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hope hawks happened a better day to day? Thanks,
Speaker 1: But yeah, what'd you see? I can tell you after
Speaker 1: you Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, here's twenty or things that are turning twenty and
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Just to start dating us, right, this is how old
Speaker 3: we are now. They can't date us all month. Yeah
Speaker 3: they can.
Speaker 2: They're over eighteen twenty years ago the crocodile hunter died.
Speaker 2: He's start of been twenty years since he was killed
Speaker 2: by a sting ray on the road.
Speaker 3: Watch watch Norm McDonald's bet it's the best.
Speaker 6: Did you see his son win Dancing with the Stars
Speaker 6: this year? I did not miss Zach did Zaxophon?
Speaker 3: Wonderful? Massive, He's a big deal.
Speaker 6: He's got real good abs.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 8: I don't know if he did when he started, but
Speaker 8: by the time you finished that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he has the exact same nickname as his dad.
Speaker 3: If you just get rid of the letter r oh,
Speaker 3: oh my god.
Speaker 2: By the way, I would not have guessed this Twitter
Speaker 2: is twenty years old Twitter debuted on March twenty first
Speaker 2: of six. I would have guessed even a couple of
Speaker 2: years later because the iPhone was seven.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's what I forgot.
Speaker 2: That Twitter preceded like smartphones, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like it was just a website at that point.
Speaker 3: Then, well, no, it was. It was text.
Speaker 4: It was text because that's why the initial this was
Speaker 4: actually short limit was one hundred and forty characters because
Speaker 4: an SMS text message limit is one hundred and sixty characters.
Speaker 6: Then when Twitter debubuted, was it only a website or
Speaker 6: was it?
Speaker 3: No, like you said, was it for it was a combination.
Speaker 4: It was website and text is a way to kind
Speaker 4: of basically communicate back and forth. So you tweet or
Speaker 4: text four zero four zero four, and I would allow
Speaker 4: you to tweet from anywhere with it's a smartphone app.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Ex.
Speaker 2: Twenty years ago Pluto lost its status as a planet.
Speaker 3: It's been twenty years.
Speaker 1: How do you do that?
Speaker 2: Well, they basically determined that it wasn't.
Speaker 3: That was weird.
Speaker 4: It was in school where one day Pluto was a
Speaker 4: planet and then you could go there the next day
Speaker 4: and it's.
Speaker 6: Not what is my very educated mother serving us nine of.
Speaker 1: Why not john?
Speaker 3: Ye right, sauce Johnson. You can do this?
Speaker 2: Oh it's it's a venus, wow, very venus, My oh mars,
Speaker 2: How many times have we done this? Every time we
Speaker 2: do this? I cannot believe it, Uranus, you're naming them
Speaker 2: but they're not even close to the right order. Let's
Speaker 2: just move on.
Speaker 1: We've done this. Sorry, We've done this so.
Speaker 2: Many times, and I cannot believe that you don't know
Speaker 2: the order even at all.
Speaker 3: I don't retain information.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pee wee's on the phone on.
Speaker 2: A guy showed up. A guy showed up at a hospital. Hey,
Speaker 2: pee wee?
Speaker 3: Was it the doctor windflowed j He needed probably multiple doctors.
Speaker 2: He had a seven inch sweet potato stuck like where
Speaker 2: and it needed emergency surgery to remove it. A sweet
Speaker 2: potato stuck up there?
Speaker 1: Well, thanks, pee wee.
Speaker 3: That's kind hello like where you know where? Pee wee?
Speaker 2: Wow ye. I wouldn't need a normal sweet potato let
Speaker 2: alone this one.
Speaker 3: He didn't need it either.
Speaker 2: He's on the operating operating table and it was probably
Speaker 2: cut up and made after that it was nice and
Speaker 2: cooked them. Do you guys, do you guys ever, especially
Speaker 2: like with younger kids. But do you guys ever, the
Speaker 2: kids are in bed, it's it's time to like, you know,
Speaker 2: have me time.
Speaker 3: And I don't mean that way.
Speaker 2: It's time to be selfish and be like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to work anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't want to worry about the kids.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like watch a show or something like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna chill.
Speaker 1: But it's crazy.
Speaker 6: Late, and you're like, I need to work in the morning.
Speaker 2: So you have that internal battle between well, should I
Speaker 2: stay up and chill for a little bit or should
Speaker 2: I just go to bed and be responsible. Well, according
Speaker 2: to a new study, Americans lose over three hundred hours
Speaker 2: of sleep a year to revenge bedtime procrastination, which is
Speaker 2: essentially staying up late to get time to yourself just
Speaker 2: because you realized you had almost.
Speaker 1: None that day.
Speaker 3: So you're like, coming to do it.
Speaker 5: Three hundred hours fifty minutes a night, sure, good man,
Speaker 5: that's day. I think that's unusual to stay up an
Speaker 5: extra fifty minutes or something just to chill, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's always hope.
Speaker 2: Give yourself at least a window of something where you
Speaker 2: don't have to stress. Yeah, A twenty nine year old
Speaker 2: woman in Florida named Ariana Moss no relation to Randy
Speaker 2: Probably was arrested on a misdemeanor charge she stole a
Speaker 2: Stanley cup, like one.
Speaker 3: Of the mugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sixty bucks, that's why it's a misteremeanor Oh, but
Speaker 2: she didn't do a very good job of hiding it,
Speaker 2: because not only was she seen on camera easily eyeing
Speaker 2: up the cup and then eventually hiding it in her lunchbox,
Speaker 2: So it wasn't an accident. She didn't accidentally take it
Speaker 2: in her lunchbox. Oh no, it belonged to a twenty
Speaker 2: two year old co worker. But she had even talked
Speaker 2: about how much she liked the cup before and at
Speaker 2: one point pointed to the coworker, then pointed to the
Speaker 2: cup and said, this cup would be really great to
Speaker 2: hold my breast milk.
Speaker 1: She's a mother, She is a mother, And then she.
Speaker 2: Stole it, and everybody immediately was like, well, just check
Speaker 2: the tapes.
Speaker 3: She seemed to want it, and of course it was her.
Speaker 1: She's warm, she's kind, she's a mother. Nice peacha.
Speaker 8: I wonder what specifically was about that mug, Like you
Speaker 8: could put breast milk in any container, but.
Speaker 2: Bar Maybe you guys saw over the weekend that Daniel
Speaker 2: Stern from Home Alone was hit with a criminal charge
Speaker 2: for trying to hire a prostitute.
Speaker 1: He's just dirty and nasty.
Speaker 3: Home alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to find something to do, talk about
Speaker 2: the wet bandits.
Speaker 3: Whoa too far? Yep, you don't get the line.
Speaker 9: What do you mean that was over the line. It
Speaker 9: just happened that Joe Petty wasn't there. Zach had said
Speaker 9: that hits your pants. See that's funny.
Speaker 2: What is Zach is firing back then?
Speaker 1: Actually he said I was talking about Listen, somebody say,
Speaker 1: pissed my pants. Yeah, Corey would have needed a diaper.
Speaker 1: Zach cpt it.
Speaker 2: Well he's pretty clever, he is. I'm missing DNA. So
Speaker 2: Daniel Stern was given a citation. But it sounds like
Speaker 2: you didn't even get arrested. I didn't know that was
Speaker 2: a thing. Can you just go like, here's your ticket
Speaker 2: for prostitution solicitation and have a nice day, sir, Like getting.
Speaker 3: A speeding ticket.
Speaker 1: You not perfect.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to go to jail if you get busted
Speaker 3: for that. Well you can't be let off. God, he's clever.
Speaker 3: See this guy gets it man, he.
Speaker 1: Is off the charts.
Speaker 3: Intelligence.
Speaker 1: That's kind.
Speaker 3: She do flops? What in tears?
Speaker 1: You should? We'll take you.
Speaker 2: Zoe Saldana is now the highest grossing actor of all
Speaker 2: time because of Avatar, Fire and Ash. She is the
Speaker 2: highest grossing actor in the history of Hollywood, with sixteen
Speaker 2: point eight billion at the box office throughout her career.
Speaker 1: Wow, what is guarding the galaxy?
Speaker 3: Zoey Soldani? You'd know her?
Speaker 8: Marvel?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the top names are Marvel people now, So
Speaker 2: she's number one.
Speaker 3: Scarlett Johansson's number two, Samuel L.
Speaker 2: Jackson's three, Robert Donney Junior four, Chris Pratt five. So
Speaker 2: if you're not in Marvel movies, you have no chance
Speaker 2: of being at the top.
Speaker 6: So it's broken. It's one of those kind of dumb stats.
Speaker 2: But it also happens to be true that Marvel is
Speaker 2: just so dominant in the box office the last what
Speaker 2: fifteen years?
Speaker 7: Has anyone seen the new Avatar movie? No, Rosie, he's
Speaker 7: not here, Rove Sauce so good.
Speaker 2: Oh if this isn't rock bottom, check this out. Tom
Speaker 2: Cruise is six, that's fine, Chris Hemsworth seven. Vin Diesel
Speaker 2: is eighth because it's groot. Yeah, what's van Chris Evans nine,
Speaker 2: Dwayne Johnson, The Rock is ten hawk.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite fast in the Furious Movie?
Speaker 1: Number four? Tokyo Drift?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're no pa?
Speaker 1: Thanks, that's kind gotta hell?
Speaker 5: Okay, so Twine Johnson's the number ten is the only
Speaker 5: non Marvel name on there, right, but.
Speaker 2: He's in a bunch of the Fast and the First
Speaker 2: Well Tom Cruise as well up there everybody else that
Speaker 2: The Old Marvel Team. A website recently analyzed data to
Speaker 2: try to figure out if they could determine what each
Speaker 2: state chose the most often for comfort food after breakups.
Speaker 2: This is the most random thing and worstest stat of
Speaker 2: all time. But I like it just because of what
Speaker 2: Minnesota's answer is. And then I have a really strong
Speaker 2: question for Marnie Gelner about her home state. Uh, Minnesota
Speaker 2: and Oregon have the same. Maybe that's why Coy Parris
Speaker 2: went to Oregon. They have the same break up comfort
Speaker 2: food as number one.
Speaker 3: The Beaver.
Speaker 1: No, mar No, I mean you guys knew I was
Speaker 1: gonna hit. I mean that's obviously anyway. No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Rosie anything else, Rose, No, he's not talking to me.
Speaker 1: Tater pizza.
Speaker 6: No la ice cream spaghetti.
Speaker 2: This is something that can everybody on this show loves
Speaker 2: and that includes me. Fries No, dudes, no, we have
Speaker 2: begged for these waffles.
Speaker 1: Waffles is number one.
Speaker 2: Apparently the Minnesota crushes waffles after breakups. Here's here's an
Speaker 2: impossible one, but Marty, go for it. North Dakota, you're
Speaker 2: from the Dakota's correct? From North Dakota. North Dakota and Vermont,
Speaker 2: according to this data, share the same number one comfort
Speaker 2: breakup food.
Speaker 6: Is it a main dish?
Speaker 3: No, I said Vermont. Oh close.
Speaker 2: No, this is definitely an appetizer, an appetizer.
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's an appetizer. Rosie would love to
Speaker 1: give me the.
Speaker 3: Ever clear.
Speaker 6: Realistics.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 6: I wonder if this is popular in North Dakota.
Speaker 3: I wonder why this.
Speaker 8: Potato skins, nachos, no wings, boneless wings?
Speaker 1: Is it? Can you give like? Is it a breakfast?
Speaker 3: For an appetizer?
Speaker 2: It's definitely an appetizer, a dinner appetizer.
Speaker 1: Yes, sports onions. No, it's not deep fried solid pizzas sprouts.
Speaker 3: Wow, you guys do it weird?
Speaker 1: Buffalo chicken dip.
Speaker 6: Chips and salsa chips and salza garlic bread.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I want to go get broken.
Speaker 3: Up in North Dakota, Vermont. You can get You'll get
Speaker 3: garlic be shocked.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up.
Speaker 3: The garlic bread?
Speaker 2: Wisconsin is lining googles?
Speaker 1: Is that true.
Speaker 2: Gen zers have a new term called choppel ganger. We
Speaker 2: know what the word dappel ganger means. That's when you
Speaker 2: look exactly like somebody else. But I guess if you
Speaker 2: call somebody chopped, I don't. I've never heard this phrase,
Speaker 2: but being chopped is unattractive or undesirable.
Speaker 3: It used to be hot, that was being cheeks.
Speaker 2: So chopol ganger is a combination of chopped in dappleganger.
Speaker 2: So it is somebody who looks like you, but uglier. So,
Speaker 2: for example, you're chop like Paul Rudd's chapel ganger is
Speaker 2: Dove Lambert. So I've always said it's an uglier version
Speaker 2: of Paul Rudd. Now I can just say you're Paul
Speaker 2: Rudd's choppel ganger. Yeah, that's chopple ganger. Brilliant, that's very good.
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys ever told me I look
Speaker 1: like anybody because you're handsome.
Speaker 2: Do you believe you are Jack Blacks chappol ganger or
Speaker 2: or Jack Black is your choppo ganger?
Speaker 1: No, I'm his.
Speaker 3: Better looking at you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks Martin.
Speaker 3: Martie doesn't think so.
Speaker 1: Everybody tells me I look like oh ch the worst
Speaker 1: version of Ben Leber in every way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know right. How are you a stranger?
Speaker 1: I'm the Lever's chopper ganger. Oh, thank you for your catcher.
Speaker 2: The best states for families, according to a new survey, Massachusetts, Minnesota,
Speaker 2: and North Dakota.
Speaker 5: Thank you. I agree, Les, you're being chased by I'm
Speaker 5: messed guys.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's that kevlar catcher.
Speaker 2: Best states for Familiesusetts, Minnesota, North Dakota.
Speaker 6: The worst state in the Union is for families too.
Speaker 1: Six what's the twenty six states? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was this one. This one's not
Speaker 2: geographically in line to be twenty six Florida. This has
Speaker 2: got to be one of the last five or six
Speaker 2: or seven Mississippi because of Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Michigan, Wyoming, Michigan's the twenty six.
Speaker 2: Asked me the question one more time worst state in
Speaker 2: the Union for families, and I would guess this is
Speaker 2: one of the five or six last states to join.
Speaker 3: That's my guest somewhere in that range.
Speaker 10: North Dakota. That was one of the top threes. Thanks
Speaker 10: for listening, Oregon, New Mexico. Yes, New Mexico is the
Speaker 10: right answer. New Mexico is dead last. Thank you and Aliens.
Speaker 10: You think Center is a center? I really liked that show.
Speaker 10: It's fantastic.
Speaker 7: I didn't get half of it, but I didn't really
Speaker 7: know what was going on, but I enjoyed.
Speaker 3: That's half the fun.
Speaker 2: Most of the season is what in the sweet hell
Speaker 2: is happening?
Speaker 3: The curveball?
Speaker 2: And then there were some curve balls and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I get it now, I see what's happening.
Speaker 1: This is a mess. What did he say? Thank you?
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Man.
Speaker 2: There's a new hack on TikTok that isn't new because
Speaker 2: it's back again. Apparently it went viral last fall and
Speaker 2: now it's trending again. There's a I don't know who
Speaker 2: started it, but somebody on TikTok says the best way
Speaker 2: to start your morning for your health is just jumping
Speaker 2: fifty times.
Speaker 1: That would shake the foundation of my home.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 6: I mean the things we are learning on TikTok, it
Speaker 6: gets your blood flowing and prove circulation.
Speaker 3: What are the learning?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why is that fun?
Speaker 6: The serums?
Speaker 1: The is that?
Speaker 2: Is that what Felner uses or what the sinleys?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 8: Trying to tell me how I should be washing my
Speaker 8: hair lifting up my eyelids.
Speaker 6: Because she said on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Thank you Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Video pick up her trash. And she was pist She
Speaker 3: was so mad.
Speaker 1: TikTok, Paul, your hand is up that lady? What hawk?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: She was really mean, she was pissed off. That's not
Speaker 2: the same lady, Yes, is it really? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I forgot she was making chicken sounds.
Speaker 1: She was mad because he wouldn't pick.
Speaker 7: Up her trash, and she chased him down and Gosh
Speaker 7: went not yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I could have answered, no, is this some kind of
Speaker 1: bus that's not her?
Speaker 6: Now you're gonna pay baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Man, like a Karen before Karen was Karen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: When was that hawk? That's an old bit, but that.
Speaker 2: Was man, that was a good one.
Speaker 1: She was pissed.
Speaker 2: And there were so many days that the power Troop
Speaker 2: morning till would be consumed by one like sixty second
Speaker 2: viral clip.
Speaker 1: This gin't got no common sense that.
Speaker 7: She was storming around in front of his pickup or
Speaker 7: his garbage ship job.
Speaker 2: He wasn't even remotely scary. He was like, this lady's insane.
Speaker 2: She's harmless, but she's insane.
Speaker 1: She was so pissed.
Speaker 2: We would play back the entire video, cut up the clips.
Speaker 1: It was the best was Yeah, and then I mean
Speaker 1: moose soup lady.
Speaker 2: Remember that Mel Gibson, the Christian Bale meultdown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old Margie missed him. Tim Peeler.
Speaker 3: Tim Peeler's phone calls about sasquatch.
Speaker 7: Oh all time? What is it now? The dispatch would say.
Speaker 6: To him, you can't play those because of the we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we got other stuff to do now.
Speaker 6: Oh you're right, very busy.
Speaker 1: New footage of a of Will Smith's new television show Corey,
Speaker 1: which is called pole to pole.
Speaker 3: YEP with Will Smith Calm down WHOA.
Speaker 1: Shows Will Smith get up close and personal with a
Speaker 1: giant and a conda.
Speaker 3: Yeah saw.
Speaker 1: A giant anaconda species discovered during filming for the National
Speaker 1: Geographic Travel series and a clip attained lift The fifty
Speaker 1: seven year old actor could be seen on a boat
Speaker 1: going down a river, Ecuador with a venom expert, Brian
Speaker 1: Frye and a couple other folks. They they noticed a
Speaker 1: giant anaconda on the bank. The local guide immediately stepped in,
Speaker 1: got off the boat, tempted to immobilize the snake so
Speaker 1: that fran Smith would be able to take one of
Speaker 1: its scales for their snake genetics study.
Speaker 3: These guys are idiots, yeah.
Speaker 1: They asked, himated it was seventeen feet long, and you
Speaker 1: should see the size of the head on this thing.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait a minute, say that again. Seventeen oh
Speaker 1: my long, that's a huge bit.
Speaker 3: Was no word on.
Speaker 1: Whether it was a mailor female. I'm sorry, I'm not sure, sir.
Speaker 2: Well, if you shoot it in the head, they both die,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't matter, right, please, I don't care if
Speaker 2: it's in the Everglades or where did you say this was?
Speaker 2: This was in the Amazon, Ecuador. That doesn't matter where
Speaker 2: it is. I mean the anacondas need to be stopped.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine what that size must eat to stay
Speaker 1: that size. They're not venomous, but they will constrict you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd rather have the venom probably ends faster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, I mean.
Speaker 6: Do they eat each other? Because I don't know how much.
Speaker 1: They want to stay married?
Speaker 3: Oh what course genitals? Well that's why the one the
Speaker 3: snakes in not anacon is.
Speaker 2: But the snakes in the Everglades are destroying the population
Speaker 2: because they eat everything animals.
Speaker 1: They take out everything.
Speaker 8: Whether they're going to starve to death or sorry, eat
Speaker 8: their own kind.
Speaker 2: That I would guess no, but you never know, right,
Speaker 2: animal kingdom is strange. You're hard to bet a lot
Speaker 2: of money against that, but I would probably say they don't.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna give you a two minute movie.
Speaker 1: You're ready? Yes? Is this thing on? Will Arnett? Oh Ye?
Speaker 1: Directed by uh By Cooper Bradley Cooper, also starring Laura
Speaker 1: dern Love Laura fan fantastic film about a man and
Speaker 1: a woman going through a divorce. He I won't run
Speaker 1: it for you, try to stand up comedy. It is
Speaker 1: the most accurate depiction of h losing hope I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my life. But it is not necessarily a
Speaker 1: sad film. I didn't cry at all, but I was
Speaker 1: enamored by the entire movie, the acting. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of Will Arnett as dumb as that sounds as a
Speaker 1: serious actor. Yeah, it's just it's really well done and
Speaker 1: I really would encourage anybody to see it. And I'd
Speaker 1: never listened in that way to the words to under
Speaker 1: Pressure by Queen and David Bowie before. But there's a
Speaker 1: reason you're going to want to and you'll understand it
Speaker 1: even more after you watch this film. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you this is a great film. And the way
Speaker 1: he uses up close camera shots to make you uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: as if because while our nets standing on stage, she's
Speaker 1: never done stand up comedy before, and the camera is
Speaker 1: so close to him. You can see that in Yeah,
Speaker 1: and because that's how a comedian would feel right right sussy,
Speaker 1: Like if you're standing there and everybody's looking at you
Speaker 1: and and you're flop sweat and tears in it, you
Speaker 1: feel like everybody's staring at every poor on your face.
Speaker 1: It's so uncomfortable, it's so well done. I loved this movie.
Speaker 3: Loved it.
Speaker 1: I encourage you to see it.
Speaker 8: There you go, I'm looking at the cast, it says
Speaker 8: Peyton Manning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a weird came.
Speaker 1: No he does not, Oh wow, yeah that I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he does a bad job, but it
Speaker 1: does take you out of the movie for a minute.
Speaker 1: The whole time you're like, that's bad Manny.
Speaker 6: You know Sean Hayes, Jack from Will and.
Speaker 1: Gray, small part, but he's definitely in it. Yep, Amy Sedaris, Yeah, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: she's against small part. Dusty Mont Dusty shows is a word.
Speaker 1: The part of.
Speaker 2: Guy's turning into a one trick Yeah, good forst trick
Speaker 2: is grabbing his ankles.
Speaker 1: It's a good trick, but one for Dusty Mon. A
Speaker 1: great film. You know'd be nice to everybody if you can. Man,
Speaker 1: that's all. We started the show tearing this company apart.
Speaker 2: We ended it imagining a fictional actor bending over and
Speaker 2: grabbing his ankles a real person, which is a nice
Speaker 2: metaphor for.
Speaker 1: The Power Trip.
Speaker 2: Relations on radio, John Bonus, you're an American treasure. Thanks
Speaker 2: for the food, man, Yeah sure, thanks you for the coffee,
Speaker 2: Thanks for the tax loophole. Marny Gelmoer, see you on
Speaker 2: a Friday. I'll be here Friday, right uh TV win.
Speaker 6: The Wolves are on the road for the moment, so
Speaker 6: let me get break a couple.
Speaker 3: Of weeks or so.
Speaker 2: Okay, nine to noon is next. The Power Trip returns tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Five their daddy and right here one don't fly away.
Speaker 1: Everybody's here, so I already have a wonder for today.
Speaker 1: You have love you by girl Body