Speaker 1: Listen Beaverville, Come on in. I like the Alaskan Pipeline.
Speaker 2: Morning lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number
Speaker 2: twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday
Speaker 1: morning with us three of us to start later. Please,
Speaker 1: I could never know if the day was us for
Speaker 1: Listen up. The radies just came in for last month.
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Speaker 3: Fight a gondogay. Yes, boy, that is good news.
Speaker 4: It is the second day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4: Did you make it through April Fool's Day? Obviously you did.
Speaker 4: You're hearing me. Good morning, Oaha. My name is Chriscky.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Patrick Morning Show. It's Thursday, best day
Speaker 4: the week. Tommy Olsen. Even a call maybe perhaps from
Speaker 4: Johnny Bowenes, who sounds like he's a little upsad down
Speaker 4: in Vegas as we speak. Lucky uh Ben Lieber a
Speaker 4: casto thousands. Let's get her started. Here's some comedy from
Speaker 4: Derek Strup Patrick Morning Show on a what Thursday morning?
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 4: I am glad you're here.
Speaker 5: I struggle with flying, but when you have the sad
Speaker 5: cent and your tail peace pople. You hate to fly,
Speaker 5: They assume you do not know how airplanes work. Every
Speaker 5: time I'll go I hate to fly, and they go, Derek,
Speaker 5: don't you be scared of science? Okay, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't think that's what I'm talking about. It's the
Speaker 5: people on airplanes.
Speaker 3: Like, here's the thing.
Speaker 5: I think middle seat people have lost their minds.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I don't know who lied to middle seat people, but
Speaker 5: they have no arm rest. We share our arm rest
Speaker 5: with them out of the goodness.
Speaker 1: Of our hearts.
Speaker 5: Middle seat people are barely on the flight. They're the
Speaker 5: only seat in every row that if they don't show up,
Speaker 5: we celebrate. We take a picture of their empty seat
Speaker 5: and we put it on Instagram and we.
Speaker 3: Go, what a Tuesday man.
Speaker 1: I recently saw.
Speaker 5: Middle seat person pull out a laptop. I could not
Speaker 5: believe it. I didn't know how to tell him that
Speaker 5: nobody's in an office waiting on a middle seat email.
Speaker 5: If anybody cared about your email, you'd be in the owl,
Speaker 5: big dog. I just took a peek at your spreadsheet.
Speaker 5: This quarter's got you in a headlock.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm Robert.
Speaker 4: I was born the side is weird.
Speaker 1: I love watching Tarzan movie is.
Speaker 4: On your side.
Speaker 2: You hear the distance thunder this side, and you stray
Speaker 2: to take it too?
Speaker 1: All right, Power to a Morning show. Thursday, April second
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six. Boom, boom, path I got. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a black eyed piece for a.
Speaker 6: Second, brilliant boom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the worst version though.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that band fell apart, right, didn't they all split
Speaker 7: up or something?
Speaker 4: I mean they were too good, they were too bright shining.
Speaker 4: The star was too bright for the world.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, some people just want to watch the world.
Speaker 3: Black eyed peas.
Speaker 4: No, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the same people that want to watch the world
Speaker 1: burn are the ones that want to watch black eyed peace.
Speaker 4: I'm want to watch George Burns.
Speaker 6: He's got to be dead.
Speaker 1: He's way about Jerry Burns. Yeah about mister Burns, all
Speaker 1: of them about golfer Sam Burns.
Speaker 4: How about Burns?
Speaker 1: Here you go, yeah, how about uh how about christ
Speaker 1: said mister Burns. But that's okay, Chris. You want the
Speaker 1: good news of the bad news bad news first always
Speaker 1: no tom any day. Remember he's in Vegas.
Speaker 4: That's right, he's in Vegas.
Speaker 1: He's in Vegas.
Speaker 4: I thought maybe he left after the show. I thought
Speaker 4: he loved us enough to actually come in and see us.
Speaker 1: No, And then I guess next Thursday he's got something
Speaker 1: else too, So he wants to come in next Wednesday
Speaker 1: because we're doing the Master's Bet anyway, so sweet, we'll
Speaker 1: have Tommy next Wednesday. Yeah, Bonus is already in Vegas.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he might check in.
Speaker 4: With us, right, Yeah, he sounds like he's an absolute disaster.
Speaker 1: Zach says thumbs up. So maybe Bonus is already there.
Speaker 1: But then boy and Zach leaves for Vegas tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Tommy, I guess, is already there. Maybe he left
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 4: I leave for to lose tomorrow after the show.
Speaker 6: They're getting a ton of snow, right, I.
Speaker 4: Think they're getting snow. I don't know, man, it was
Speaker 4: raining like crazy, and I love the sound to rain outside.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, well, are we gonna have maybe if
Speaker 1: Bonus is there, let's ask him. Are we going to
Speaker 1: have opening day tomorrow? Beason's bones, Like, is that gonna work?
Speaker 3: Where the hell is Tommy? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's in Vegas?
Speaker 8: So no, no, no, I mean, I'm here, I'm here
Speaker 8: in Vegas. Tommy's in Vegas. Oh boy, how have I
Speaker 8: not hooked up with Tommy?
Speaker 1: Well, well, ask yourself a brother.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all are expecting that to happen.
Speaker 1: Have you been up all night, Bony?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I mean, I guess. I guess they qualified.
Speaker 3: I guess they qualifies us up all night? Sure?
Speaker 4: John?
Speaker 1: Did you I'm sorry if I I was going to
Speaker 1: ask the same thing you were going to ask a
Speaker 1: go for it. Did you in fact stay at the
Speaker 1: end of that game or did you realize we're losing
Speaker 1: by thirty and I'm in Vegas?
Speaker 8: Be honest, we did. We stayed until the absolute end
Speaker 8: of that game.
Speaker 4: What is his problem?
Speaker 8: Then we came out of that game and we're like,
Speaker 8: we need to find something to give ourselves some energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right.
Speaker 8: So what we did is we went to the Pepperville
Speaker 8: So we didn't go to the Pepper Wheel. We went
Speaker 8: to the fireside lounge of the Pepper Hill.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Then we went to Fountain Lucas. We wanted to see
Speaker 8: Fountain Blue and we've not been there yet.
Speaker 1: Beauty, man, it's beautiful.
Speaker 8: And then yes, it was gorgeous, but we didn't want.
Speaker 8: We didn't find a lot of energy there either. We're like, well,
Speaker 8: let's try and find something. So we're Christy and are
Speaker 8: here with our friend Bob. You guys might remember Bob
Speaker 8: because Bob went on a Vegas trip with the Power
Speaker 8: Trip and he and I both put on Reddity distract.
Speaker 8: I remember, right, Bob, Bob whales and he loves Vegas.
Speaker 3: Right, you know what, Bob doesn't love clowns. Don't like clowns.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you got to give us time to guess.
Speaker 4: Watch if you'd like. Johnny Bonus talk about Bob and.
Speaker 8: The clowns, and we find ourselves across the street from
Speaker 8: Circus Circus. Well, now, I haven't been to Circus Circus
Speaker 8: since the eighties, smart man Chrissy has not been there
Speaker 8: at all because she didn't meet me till the nineties.
Speaker 3: And Bob has not been there because Bob don't like clowns.
Speaker 4: Got it.
Speaker 8: We're looking for a cheap place to gamble and play
Speaker 8: some craps, so we think maybe Circus Circus, and Bob
Speaker 8: steals his resolve and walks into Circus Circus Clowns and
Speaker 8: all and Circus Circuses of course, a disaster, right, because
Speaker 8: because there's a reason we've stayed away from him for
Speaker 8: three years.
Speaker 3: Right, it's a disaster.
Speaker 8: But on our way out of Circus, they don't even
Speaker 8: have craps. It's like the table game they have table games.
Speaker 8: They're way in the back. There's like like two crap
Speaker 8: tables and one roulette table, and you don't want to
Speaker 8: touch anything.
Speaker 6: It's a little trap.
Speaker 9: But when we're walking out, we see a sign that's like,
Speaker 9: if you're looking for the coins slots, we've moved them
Speaker 9: all to slots of Fun.
Speaker 8: Heh, yeah, which, if you know Vegas is you know,
Speaker 8: part of kind of part of Circus, right. I also
Speaker 8: have been the Slots of Fun since nineteen eighty seven, right.
Speaker 3: So it's been a good forty years.
Speaker 8: And uh and I never wanted to go back there again.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 8: Turns out that's where all the slot machines in Vegas
Speaker 8: that only take coins still are.
Speaker 3: And we love that, Like we.
Speaker 8: Are so excited, like who are like okay, like we
Speaker 8: don't like so immediately find like the machines where you
Speaker 8: feed the twenty dollars in and it spins out twenty
Speaker 8: one dollar, you know, tokens or something like that.
Speaker 3: And it's chun chun chun chun chunk, you know, the
Speaker 3: big noise that to me is vegas of feeding it.
Speaker 8: And we go in there and we play slots, and
Speaker 8: I get my ass handed to me and Chrissy does
Speaker 8: very well, and.
Speaker 3: Bob cleans up, Bomb cleans two hundred.
Speaker 8: And fifty bucks worth of big chunky coins. Are these
Speaker 8: are the dollar tokens that they're not legal tender in
Speaker 8: the United States. You've got to do something with these, right,
Speaker 8: So okay, now we've got a buckets of coins and
Speaker 8: that we've got to trade in buckets and you know, tokens,
Speaker 8: so we've got to trade in and that's when, uh,
Speaker 8: that's what lots of fun I mean, it's already. I
Speaker 8: mean lots of fun has two dollars million highlights today,
Speaker 8: Like you can just get two dollars million high lives
Speaker 8: on draft today, Like that is still slots of fun. Yeah,
Speaker 8: trying to cash in two hundred and eighty dollars because
Speaker 8: you hit it fairly big on a slot machine AND's
Speaker 8: lots of fun becomes a real challenge. First of all,
Speaker 8: you you bring the buckets to the person, there is
Speaker 8: no cash in your cage. Right, there's just like a
Speaker 8: person kind of standing over the slot machines like on
Speaker 8: a stage, right, and she just hands you those little trays,
Speaker 8: you know, the trains where you stack coins in those
Speaker 8: trays and you see them in like you know old
Speaker 8: Scorsese movies. Sure, and you have to count on all
Speaker 8: your coins and stack them in the trays, and then
Speaker 8: you have to find somebody to give them to them.
Speaker 8: When you find somebody to give them to that person's
Speaker 8: just a minute, and you watch your walk into another room,
Speaker 8: put on her coat, and walk out the door. That
Speaker 8: literally happens to night as they were doing that.
Speaker 10: Finally, finally they get somebody to get to cash in
Speaker 10: their coins, and Corey has somebody who wants to do
Speaker 10: a casino heist.
Speaker 3: Someday. You will appreciate this because once you do, is
Speaker 3: you take the tray.
Speaker 8: Of coins, it's just two hundred and fifty bucks or
Speaker 8: something to like a cabinet which is on the casino floor,
Speaker 8: like it's just sitting there. And the way to get
Speaker 8: into said cabinet is like one of those tiny locker keys,
Speaker 8: like the same thing you would put it like a whatever,
Speaker 8: like your mailbox or something like that and they opened
Speaker 8: it on the casino floor and they just start handling
Speaker 8: you cash.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's it.
Speaker 1: Wow, Well nobody there can do it.
Speaker 3: Was it was fantastic. Wow.
Speaker 8: It was a kick back to old time Vegas in
Speaker 8: a way that every other place in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Eight people watch you count money.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and this is like some guy has a key
Speaker 8: and he goes to the locker.
Speaker 1: He just starts handing cash bag dollars, this two hundred bucks.
Speaker 8: You to walk away, Just just so we're clear, like
Speaker 8: this cabin is fairly big. There's a lot of other
Speaker 8: bags in this cabinet other than the one he happened
Speaker 8: to be grabbing cash on him. So what we thought
Speaker 8: is it would be great to do a satirical take
Speaker 8: on which there's eleven. It's lots of fun where you
Speaker 8: have you do all the same characters. You know, you
Speaker 8: have the you know, the Asian guy doing gymnastics tricks
Speaker 8: and the British guy doing you know, some electronic stuff
Speaker 8: or something, and then basically somebody just walks into the
Speaker 8: cabinet grabs you know, hands.
Speaker 1: So hey, look over there, Yeah, that's plan the old
Speaker 1: look over there.
Speaker 4: Two things quick, Johnny for for Clarification Number one. The
Speaker 4: lady who handed you the the the coin holder. I'm
Speaker 4: picturing the old woman from Beetle Juice behind the counter.
Speaker 4: Am I about right?
Speaker 3: That's about right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's your case.
Speaker 8: Were actually actually actually that was also our waitress and
Speaker 8: our bartender.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: That's one. Number two. Is it true when you got
Speaker 4: to Slots of Fun you went over to a machine
Speaker 4: you played in nineteen eighty seven and the drink you
Speaker 4: sat there when you were there in nineteen eighty seven
Speaker 4: was still sitting there.
Speaker 3: Still there.
Speaker 8: That is exactly right. It was, to be honest with you,
Speaker 8: it was awesome to kind of be back in that
Speaker 8: place and hear the big king king team. Listen, I'm
Speaker 8: putting it in a dollar coin and I hit, I hit,
Speaker 8: I hit, like one bar, two bar, one bar.
Speaker 3: You have something like that, something a few bars.
Speaker 8: It's like it's a it's any bar, any bar, any bar,
Speaker 8: and it's gonna shoot out. I'm gonna win ten tokens
Speaker 8: for that. And the ruckus at that spinning out ten
Speaker 8: enormous tokens into that metal tray.
Speaker 3: Was absolutely awesome. I felt like I'd want one hundred
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. It was great.
Speaker 1: Can we go back about seven minutes, because you know,
Speaker 1: I know there are clowns in the logo for Circus Circus,
Speaker 1: and some of the you know graphics on the outside
Speaker 1: of this, you know, make it look like you're entering
Speaker 1: an actual circus tenth Yeah, right, just both know that,
Speaker 1: like the dealers at Circus Circus are not actual clowns.
Speaker 1: There's no he was. He was circus.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 8: I couldn't guarantee Bob that he wasn't going to see
Speaker 8: a clown in circus because yeah, I mean it's circus circus.
Speaker 8: Anything's possible in that plate. It used to be a
Speaker 8: lot more circusy.
Speaker 3: In circus cervices. Of course it's become less circusy. Uh.
Speaker 3: And I also something else sadder.
Speaker 1: So anyway, well, yeah, the only clowns in Circus Circus
Speaker 1: are the ones walking in. Yeah, and you're matching tracks.
Speaker 4: How many times with drink in your hand and a
Speaker 4: few of them in your gut? Did you say clowns
Speaker 4: to the left of me, jokers to the right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we did not. We did not see a single
Speaker 8: cloub in Circus Circus. I'm relieved to say for Bob's sanity.
Speaker 4: Reportedly, you went to Vegas to go to the game.
Speaker 4: Do you have another thirty seconds to tell us how
Speaker 4: great that was?
Speaker 3: I mean, the game was fun. I mean it wasn't
Speaker 3: that fun because the second half was terrible.
Speaker 8: The first half of it was was fairly fun. And
Speaker 8: then I mean, it's also Vegas. It's fun to it's
Speaker 8: been fun to see a lot of Minnesota University of
Speaker 8: Minnesota fans walking around. I will tell you the University
Speaker 8: of Minnesota fans outnumbered the Baylor fans five to one,
Speaker 8: probably and that isn't saying a ton because they're probably
Speaker 8: fifty Baylor fans, right.
Speaker 3: So the arena was not packed by any stretch of
Speaker 3: the imagination.
Speaker 8: It's often the case for college basketball tournaments, like you know,
Speaker 8: it's mostly a television thing.
Speaker 3: It was, but it was fun.
Speaker 8: It was fun to kind of honor the kids, and
Speaker 8: it played through, you know, what was a tough year.
Speaker 8: They have six guys, they're playing six guys total. They
Speaker 8: have five guys plus one guy off the bench. That
Speaker 8: gives everybody a little bit of a break during the year.
Speaker 8: During the game, and so it was good. And then
Speaker 8: the obviously it's just fun to come to Vegas and
Speaker 8: have a blast.
Speaker 3: We ended up after circumcisions. We came back to MGM.
Speaker 3: We played some craps. Bob got on a heater.
Speaker 8: We we made about two hundred and fifty bucks about
Speaker 8: eight minutes, and then walked away from the table.
Speaker 3: It was a great night, got Bob party. It's been
Speaker 3: a great weekend.
Speaker 6: Well, you walked away? What's that?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. We got to let Jones because
Speaker 4: we're up against the break with Johnny Bones. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I know it's three forty five out there, but it
Speaker 4: seems to me like you're getting your second wind. I
Speaker 4: hit the road and I go gambling again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I appreciate that leap of faith I have.
Speaker 4: Yes, I will.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to rule it out. I do have
Speaker 3: to catch a play tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's okay. Well that's tomorrow, brother, that's tomorrow's problems.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yesterday, and the game is going to get rained
Speaker 7: out fly back on Friday.
Speaker 1: Ye, there's going to be no home opener tomorrow. About that.
Speaker 3: Uh, we'll see.
Speaker 8: I know we got a lot of stuff going on
Speaker 8: on Thursday, but I think, you know what, it doesn't
Speaker 8: matter we're having a pregame watch party.
Speaker 3: Is not a pregame watch party at smorties prior to it.
Speaker 8: And if the game gets rained out, we'll just stay
Speaker 8: at some orgies, keep drinking beer and eating smash burgers.
Speaker 3: You get him those smash burgers.
Speaker 4: You know, a good smash man will be good to go.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, dress up as clowns, just in case Bob's there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ruin the home opener for Bob. Goodnight, Like we haven't
Speaker 1: done that, we haven't, right, all right, Johnny Bobby.
Speaker 4: Goes here, he goes Johnny beans bons bones.
Speaker 1: Between Bonus, his wife and Bob. The Gophers only hit
Speaker 1: three more threes than those three combined. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was close, three of twenty three. Whoopsies.
Speaker 4: Johnny beans Bon's Bones had a good time though.
Speaker 1: He's the best, all right, So hang on. Bad news
Speaker 1: to go all the way back. Bad news no Tommy today,
Speaker 1: good news when we come back. And it's specifically for
Speaker 1: Chris Oh. Builders and remodelers brings you this portion of
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Speaker 11: Thanks, builders and remodelers.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Can I please have your attention?
Speaker 4: Got my attention.
Speaker 1: I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. Hello.
Speaker 1: All right, so yesterday was April Fool, so everybody's guard
Speaker 1: had to be up, and here comes a story across
Speaker 1: the wire, and I'm like, well, that's not like pranky,
Speaker 1: that just that sounds like news. But it's April fool.
Speaker 1: So let's make sure somebody else confirms it. And then
Speaker 1: somebody else did. Somebody else did, and somebody else did,
Speaker 1: and somebody else did. Ready, Christopher, I'm sure you've already
Speaker 1: read this.
Speaker 4: I already.
Speaker 1: The grandson of the inventor of the Reese's peanut butter cups,
Speaker 1: who has publicly criticized the Hershey Company for tinkering with
Speaker 1: the classic formula and its spinoff products, appears to have
Speaker 1: gotten some sweet revenge because the candy company has announced
Speaker 1: that it will return to using classic milk and dark
Speaker 1: chocolate recipes in all of its Reeses and Hershey's products
Speaker 1: by the year twenty twenty seven. They're going back. Brad Reese,
Speaker 1: the grandson, says. If this is true, the people who
Speaker 1: deserve the credit of the loyal fans who were all
Speaker 1: alarmed by what Hershey was doing, alarmed that's you. But
Speaker 1: I'm seeing a lot of red flags here. I think
Speaker 1: what Hershey is trying to do here is change with
Speaker 1: p R narrative. So he's not convinced that this is happening, right,
Speaker 1: But Hershey says it's happening.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's happening.
Speaker 1: Reese whose demands that Hershey stops skimping on chocolate. When
Speaker 1: viral in February said he trusts his taste PUDs more
Speaker 1: than he trusts the company that produces iconic candies that
Speaker 1: bear his family's name.
Speaker 4: It's hard to disagree with him. Yeah, let's go, man,
Speaker 4: you know what, that'll be so good. You know, it's
Speaker 4: like it's time to get back to the old times,
Speaker 4: back when Reese's cups taste like Reese cubs. No, not that,
Speaker 4: not that hard cool, wouldn't that long ago? And we're
Speaker 4: head of that direction too. But you know the point
Speaker 4: of the matter is, if a Recee cup tastes like
Speaker 4: a Reese cup again, it's probably actually bad for me
Speaker 4: because now start eating the multi again. I weighed seven
Speaker 4: hundred pounds again.
Speaker 1: But your point is, look, look look at the net,
Speaker 1: like the net score for the world. Right, let's just
Speaker 1: say it was at a zero net gain or loss yesterday, correct,
Speaker 1: And then they announced this hard to deny. The world
Speaker 1: now is slightly better. It's definitely ye slightly better now.
Speaker 1: We just need a whole bunch of those things to
Speaker 1: stack on each other. So the world is significantly better.
Speaker 1: But let's start with Reese's peanut butter cut.
Speaker 4: That was eloquent. Yeah, I would agree with you, Yes,
Speaker 4: I would say if if we can get that done,
Speaker 4: anythings possible, like like like John Iverson said, anything, it's possible.
Speaker 7: Ji that was said to probably Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's talking about the the Ted Talk speaker John Everson
Speaker 1: motivational speaker by Tony Robbins or Matt Foley.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I don't want to buy a bag?
Speaker 6: Are you buying cups?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have a whole bunch of kit cats if anybody
Speaker 1: wants them.
Speaker 6: Oh you were the guy?
Speaker 3: I was?
Speaker 1: What guy?
Speaker 6: Never mind?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: What did you just do?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: What are you just stolen kitkats?
Speaker 1: The countless boxes I have in my garage right now,
Speaker 1: I have nothing to do with it.
Speaker 6: Oh, all right, bottom, at least there can't buy them,
Speaker 6: not you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, rough morning for the driveway club. Oh yeah, Oh man,
Speaker 1: my my car had basically what a quarter of an
Speaker 1: inch of ice surrounding? Oh for sure, absolutely, I had
Speaker 1: to scrape for like ten minutes. Wow, covered in ice?
Speaker 4: How was this the trash in your garage though?
Speaker 6: How's the woodworking going comfortably warm?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good, nice and cozy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All the crafts yep, yeah, yeah, yes, all that.
Speaker 4: Concrete and there's nice and dry and dry.
Speaker 7: Yes, your daughter's car will now have more ice on
Speaker 7: it when she gets up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what a nightmare driveway club. You ever do something
Speaker 4: you never do something online and you think you probably
Speaker 4: paid for it, but you're not one hundred percent sure
Speaker 4: you did everything right?
Speaker 1: I mean sure, sure, yeah, I just did it.
Speaker 4: Okay, good, here's my order confirmation.
Speaker 1: Good peanut butter cups.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm gonna wait till they change it up. I
Speaker 4: don't want those those turds tasting like turds. I want good,
Speaker 4: good ones.
Speaker 6: You want the good.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine how good a dairy Queen blizzard with
Speaker 4: Reese's cups that are real Racis cups is going to
Speaker 4: be outstanding? I ain't talking to you.
Speaker 7: Well it's food related. I thought you were what's the
Speaker 7: one thing you get at a movie theater?
Speaker 3: Hawk?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you're on camera. The one gesture was
Speaker 7: off camera. And before you go.
Speaker 1: With that, it was not Yeah, a lot further back
Speaker 1: than I remember. It's all the way back there.
Speaker 4: You asked the question, you got an answer.
Speaker 1: It just like he was doing our down.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't enjoy a movie. I'm sorry. I what's
Speaker 4: the question?
Speaker 1: I get? Recis pieces?
Speaker 4: That's right, I get those two. Yeah, because I need
Speaker 4: you know, I need.
Speaker 1: Some sugar and some popcord.
Speaker 4: Give me some sugar.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 4: I had to. I had to. Uh, I had to
Speaker 4: live up to my word. I my trash company and
Speaker 4: and and Rogers has got the worst customer service of
Speaker 4: all time. Oh no, And so I told him again,
Speaker 4: this is your last chance. If you don't respond to me,
Speaker 4: I'm moving on. And they didn't respond. So I did it.
Speaker 4: I moved on to a different cash trash company. Right now,
Speaker 4: it's done. I'm that guy.
Speaker 1: Oh you're that guy. I'm not gonna at least you
Speaker 1: followed through because a lot of those times, a lot
Speaker 1: of times those threats are just empty threats. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: switch garbage companies and the people on the other line
Speaker 1: of it's like, you're not your garbage companies, it's garbe.
Speaker 4: The gentleman in Mumbai who took my last phone call
Speaker 4: is going to be so upset at me that I
Speaker 4: switched trash companies in Rogers, Minnesota. He's going to be
Speaker 4: very upset.
Speaker 1: But it had to be done.
Speaker 4: I have a trash container that I got when I
Speaker 4: moved into my home. You know, it was just part
Speaker 4: of the deal. This is trash container comes with this one.
Speaker 4: Okay cool. My cat would barely fit in if I
Speaker 4: decided to throw c c away trash container. And I've
Speaker 4: been bagging him for almost two years. I just needed
Speaker 4: I'll pay more. Here's some hundreds. Just I got trash, bitch, right,
Speaker 4: I got dirty, rotten panties to throw away. I got
Speaker 4: old recent cousin. It tastes terrible that I'll never eat
Speaker 4: because it tastes like turds' panties at your house.
Speaker 3: Why do you care?
Speaker 4: Dad? He won't. He won't take them with them. He
Speaker 4: won't take them with them, and they're huge. They're huge.
Speaker 6: Oh, I was just going for the Joe kra I
Speaker 6: don't care what he does.
Speaker 4: You don't care what your dad does. You you shouldn't get,
Speaker 4: don't care, you don't want to know what your dad does.
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, just take the man's trash.
Speaker 4: Man, give me a bigger trash contator. I have more
Speaker 4: trash than that.
Speaker 6: Just get a dumpster.
Speaker 4: Weekly, dumpster every week.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you got all that stuff laying around,
Speaker 7: maybe he's getting the dumpster worth it.
Speaker 1: He has an amount of trash that's somewhere between a
Speaker 1: shoe box and a dumpster. Yeah, and there's got to
Speaker 1: be something. There's got to be some option in between there.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I thought maybe had a really fat cat.
Speaker 4: I feel like every time I walked my walk my
Speaker 4: trash cane out to the curb with all the other
Speaker 4: trash cans in my neighborhood, it's the same as taking
Speaker 4: a shower lifetime fitness. Everybody's walking around with their huge dungs,
Speaker 4: and there I am with my cocktail winger.
Speaker 1: So everybody else in your neighborhood has bigger trash cans,
Speaker 1: and body does, and they have the same company, same company,
Speaker 1: and I do. That doesn't make anything. I know.
Speaker 4: I can't get him to answer an email or to
Speaker 4: take MC calls.
Speaker 1: I can't get interesting I know. Okay, well that's why
Speaker 1: you have I thought. I'm like, man, I wonder why
Speaker 1: that is weird.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. I believe a t word mouse
Speaker 4: lived in my place before I did and only needed
Speaker 4: a tiny trash can.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm not Parker Fox. I'm not just.
Speaker 7: Here wastemanagement dot com. Get a commercial waste pickup. Get
Speaker 7: one of these big dumpsters.
Speaker 4: Yes again, I don't need one week, but I would
Speaker 4: encourage you to get one and just throw yourself in there.
Speaker 4: People be throwing away perfectly good white people. What movie
Speaker 4: is that you remember?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 9: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that one of the naked guns? I don't know
Speaker 4: the guys, No, it might be Bachelor Party. The guy's
Speaker 4: just sitting in the dumpster like this. Two guys, the
Speaker 4: trash guys are in the trash container, and he just
Speaker 4: rolls into the dump into the trash ruck and the
Speaker 4: guy looks at the other guy goes. People be throwing
Speaker 4: away perfectly good wife.
Speaker 1: Better off dead, better off dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, great movie, John Cussack, thank you, Sick.
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Speaker 1: Three weeks from today.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's I made a mistake to my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Oh, because forty three minutes ago on Instagram, Saw tweeted
Speaker 1: happy three weeks to the NFL Draft and the Masters.
Speaker 6: I meant, man, I am, My life's going to be
Speaker 6: so much better when you're gone.
Speaker 1: I mean like dead dead yesterday, What do you mean
Speaker 1: because it says happy three weeks to the NFL Draft
Speaker 1: and the Masters? What did you mean.
Speaker 6: Left out one week to the Masters?
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Speaker 7: Here's how little and how much you don't like me?
Speaker 7: Parker Fox yesterday is reading a list like the.
Speaker 6: List.
Speaker 1: He's reading that list that you.
Speaker 7: Had up about triple doubles, and you're like, God, you're
Speaker 7: so smart.
Speaker 1: How would I know that he's reading the list?
Speaker 6: I said it multiple times, he's pulling off a rosie.
Speaker 1: And then why didn't you get louder about it and
Speaker 1: out him and say, how the hell would you know?
Speaker 1: Who Shabazz Napier?
Speaker 4: I thought you were kidding because it was obvious.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I thought you were see No,
Speaker 1: because I was looking at the list on my screen.
Speaker 1: I wasn't watching Parker.
Speaker 4: I thought you were.
Speaker 1: He knows basketball, that's something that could be possible. But
Speaker 1: if I said, Shabaz Naper say no, way you know.
Speaker 6: Zach, come in here, check his team.
Speaker 1: He knows basketball. You don't know basketball. Only looking at
Speaker 1: the list, he pulled asie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you were kidding. He they walked over
Speaker 4: here during the break and they were like, he never
Speaker 4: noticed that I was, And I go he was joking.
Speaker 1: No, No, you were no because I was looking at
Speaker 1: my screen. Because I was looking at my list. I
Speaker 1: was so impressed with Parker's guess what you say, JJ Brea,
Speaker 1: my guy, dangy, how do you get this?
Speaker 4: He was sobuch when he said, Bobby whatever. The guy's name,
Speaker 4: Bobby whatever, Jack Jackson. He goes he played for the
Speaker 4: Timbules right.
Speaker 7: Right here, good Man down and then he'd lift it
Speaker 7: up and look at it and go kJ Burrean, you'd go.
Speaker 1: My god, never looked up at him. Yeah, Parker's credit.
Speaker 6: This is clearly not the first time he's done this. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he played it very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well to your point, if that's Rosie, I go Rosie,
Speaker 1: you're googling this? Yeah, right, but it's equity. I trust Parker.
Speaker 1: He's a trustworthy he's a nice kid. Well, now he's
Speaker 1: on my list.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to be skeptical of him for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And we can't rip Rosy anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's mad at us. What'd you do?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 1: Yesterday, I'm Common. Well, so, you know, two days ago
Speaker 1: we were talking about that there's no chance Rosie has
Speaker 1: been to Perkins in the last four decades. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: be caught dead there because what if somebody takes a
Speaker 1: picture of him? Right, so so so uh yeah, So
Speaker 1: yesterday Common brought it up that, oh, you know, meet
Speaker 1: saus and Cove and everybody basically said, no chance you
Speaker 1: went to Perkins. And he's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And of course his has come because Corey eats chicken fingers,
Speaker 1: so what would he know? What does it have to
Speaker 1: do with anything? It doesn't matter what my diet is.
Speaker 6: They have those there.
Speaker 1: He's got a point, though, And I love breakfast food.
Speaker 1: I've been at Perkins. I grew up at Perkins, and
Speaker 1: then he uh, and then he said Sauce doesn't think
Speaker 1: basically like Sauce doesn't use his brain. He had a
Speaker 1: very weak argument for why he's been He said he
Speaker 1: went to Perkins by himself within the last six months.
Speaker 1: No effing chance, no way, zero.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 1: And the most preposterous statement of the entire hour was
Speaker 1: common goes, oh, this and this, and the power Tremonny
Speaker 1: shows saying this, He goes, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to it anymore.
Speaker 6: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't hear it. I don't listen to it. Are
Speaker 1: you nuts? He texted you the other day saying you're
Speaker 1: ripping me. Yeah, we played back. He was, yeah, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, so he was listening that day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll be here three weeks from yesterday. The Masters is
Speaker 1: in three weeks.
Speaker 4: I'm on his side by the way, just in case you
Speaker 4: guys know, I I in fact, I'm gonna go by Perkins,
Speaker 4: just interscriminately that bet. He's sitting there drinking coffee.
Speaker 7: Then he goes, he goes, I love what he's stroking
Speaker 7: himself at Perkins.
Speaker 1: Then he said, I love the club sandwich.
Speaker 7: And because nobody likes getting people going more than tena
Speaker 7: Tenna goes, they don't have a club sandwich. And he's like,
Speaker 7: it's called like the triple Stacker. Roses like, well, that's
Speaker 7: what I met.
Speaker 1: If somebody has a photo on their cell phone of
Speaker 1: Rosie in the last couple of years from Perkins, it
Speaker 1: can prove the date and the time and the place.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to pay for it. Wow, because that photo
Speaker 1: doesn't exist, especially sitting at a booth. Solo said, no chance.
Speaker 7: He said he was on the way to a dealership,
Speaker 7: which means he was on the way to Lexus and Wiseetta.
Speaker 7: There isn't one in why Setta. He was at Maggie's
Speaker 7: or Benedict so wherever there is.
Speaker 1: If he's one of those poor people names, if he
Speaker 1: is anywhere near three ninety four and he's going to breakfast,
Speaker 1: he's going to Good Day. Yeah, and again we all
Speaker 1: love Good Day. That's the best. Rosie could sit Solo
Speaker 1: there and not worry about getting photographed. He would rather
Speaker 1: jump off a bridge than be seen at a Perkins
Speaker 1: by himself.
Speaker 7: A nice bridge though, Yeah, yeah happened to him yet, Yeah,
Speaker 7: well played, Yeah, I'm all the bits.
Speaker 1: I want breakfast, Yeah, that day by breakfast.
Speaker 4: Me too, man, I really I do want it really bad,
Speaker 4: and you know what I'll buy it Today's screw it.
Speaker 4: I don't care about money. I'm gonna die some time anyway.
Speaker 4: I listen. I hope you don't die if you do.
Speaker 4: Roll on by Perkins and you see Rosie sitting there
Speaker 4: by himself.
Speaker 6: No chance, you said, jerking it.
Speaker 4: Walk in there, walk into Rosie, put your hand on
Speaker 4: his shoulder, and then reach into his uh, his his
Speaker 4: belt loop, and take away the gun because because that's
Speaker 4: obviously his last earth, it's over, something bad has happened.
Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant, that's it.
Speaker 4: He's going to have one less cup of coffee and
Speaker 4: then he's going in the bathroom to use that gun.
Speaker 1: Sounds like one last night and dash because you know
Speaker 1: he rented.
Speaker 7: And Larry Guy pointed out yesterday, no chance he's going
Speaker 7: to there by himself because he ain't picking up the town.
Speaker 4: You know, he rented that gun and bought that bullet.
Speaker 1: Gosh, So how quickly does he text you? Because he's
Speaker 1: listening right now. He's probably up working out with the fitness.
Speaker 1: He's probably Perkins.
Speaker 4: Over happening something moons over my slaming well?
Speaker 1: Didn't he also clean into didn't he also clean you
Speaker 1: into Perkins with his fitness can.
Speaker 6: He said he took him there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fittness whole.
Speaker 1: I'm living his face. Perkins is like my youth man.
Speaker 1: That was the spot, the wishing, the wish and well, right,
Speaker 1: you grab the toys out of the wishing well when
Speaker 1: you're done eating at Perkins.
Speaker 6: The chicken tender sandwich is a tent out of ten
Speaker 6: right over here.
Speaker 4: That's what you almost got killed because you were were
Speaker 4: almost good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you were on your what second breakfast? It
Speaker 7: was my first one and you and I had burritos.
Speaker 7: I still say the guy almost stabbed and killed me.
Speaker 7: The worst thing that happened to me all day was
Speaker 7: I dropped my omelet.
Speaker 4: Did you see emailed you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Guy got his life turned around. Good for good
Speaker 1: for him. Yeah that's the goal, absolutely right.
Speaker 4: Gibson.
Speaker 1: Lest stabbing, more praising, right, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you Mark Rosen? Don't tell anybody it went a load?
Speaker 1: No chance, so no, no, no.
Speaker 6: Hey, I have a let's play a game.
Speaker 7: You're going to three weeks three weeks ago, him and
Speaker 7: my dad went out for breakfast.
Speaker 4: Where'd they go?
Speaker 6: Where'd they go?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: And I would say either hope or a good day?
Speaker 4: No, they went to the U What is it? Dinah?
Speaker 4: Halfway down the street here?
Speaker 1: No, is it anywhere near where we currently are? It's well,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's downtown Minneapolis breakfast. But did he go
Speaker 1: to Hells Kitchen or something? Manonny's Yeah, for breakfast? They
Speaker 1: open for breakfast. Yeah, it's outstanding. Yeah, we used to
Speaker 1: go all the time. It's outstanding. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's outstanding. But they didn't go to Perkins. And they're
Speaker 1: both men of means, they grew up on Perkins. They
Speaker 1: didn't go to Perkins. He's gonna hate me. I'm sorry, Rosie,
Speaker 1: Why do you do this?
Speaker 6: I can't help you. Piling on. I like piling on.
Speaker 1: Dudes.
Speaker 3: Dudes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Tommy's not here. We needed that, there's no doubt.
Speaker 1: And if the I know Rosie is listening, so he's
Speaker 1: going to hear this. We're so much harder on him
Speaker 1: now than when he was here. He said that yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's right. That party's right about you guys.
Speaker 4: Are I was never hard on Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hawk's never been mean to him.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to stand the will.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that one time he said he was the guy
Speaker 7: that called everyone smoker. You didn't say that. He said
Speaker 7: he's here too. But to be fair, that was at
Speaker 7: five point forty.
Speaker 4: There's no chance he's listening. He was in line, didn't
Speaker 4: get into Perkins. They just opened up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, Perkins would be Yeah.
Speaker 4: If he goes into Perkins, make sure they don't give
Speaker 4: him a butter d because he keeps sawing that wrist
Speaker 4: till it's over.
Speaker 1: He's a man of the people. When you're talking.
Speaker 4: About it, he's hiding from the fuzz.
Speaker 7: One more coffee and then calling and calling in the day,
Speaker 7: you're gonna finish that tremendous twelve man.
Speaker 4: Hey, don't bust that table.
Speaker 1: If you already, If you if you're a waiter or
Speaker 1: a waitress at Perkins, and Rosie is sitting there by
Speaker 1: himself in a booth, read in the paper. Before you
Speaker 1: ask him for his drink order, before you ask him
Speaker 1: what food he wants, just gently touch him on the
Speaker 1: shoulder and go, do you need help?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Are you lost? And if he responds
Speaker 1: with I'm an astronaut. That'll explain why he's at Perkins. Man,
Speaker 1: do you have a mommy? So again? The power to
Speaker 1: your morning show? Very pro Perkins and very mark I am.
Speaker 1: I am too.
Speaker 6: I just can't stay. I can't.
Speaker 1: Everybody everybody here likes except for Sauce. Why do you
Speaker 1: rip him so much? Then you get self esteem? You
Speaker 1: just tell common stuff so common gets him going. Well,
Speaker 1: you're to have he's got a password every Friday?
Speaker 4: Did anybody destroy any appliances?
Speaker 3: Lady?
Speaker 4: Did somebody mess up the fridge?
Speaker 6: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: I love Rosie.
Speaker 7: I just like ripping makes me feel better about my
Speaker 7: massive body.
Speaker 1: Right, I know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What feels good? Does good to rip? Not you, not
Speaker 1: just low self esteem. It feels good to rip. Tearing
Speaker 1: down others can can lift you.
Speaker 6: Off self steam.
Speaker 1: Well, no, because I've been ripping you for two decades.
Speaker 1: Feels great.
Speaker 6: We both profit.
Speaker 1: Enough money to go to Perkins whenever we want.
Speaker 4: I want to go to Perkins right now.
Speaker 1: So bad orders.
Speaker 4: Some don't tell me what to do, but go ahead
Speaker 4: on paper, all right order?
Speaker 1: How great would it be if we rolled in at
Speaker 1: ten am and Rosie sitting there solo reading the paper
Speaker 1: like Rosie. They all know he goes there twice a
Speaker 1: week and we're one thousand percent.
Speaker 4: Wrong trying to tell you bricks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the pick up the tab, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: What really matters after this, This is the power of drymonium.
Speaker 6: Never pays nice.
Speaker 1: That out that blow blow, that's ass blow? That was flow?
Speaker 13: I said ass blow? You said as blow. No, he
Speaker 13: said flow. He said that's flows Who said that?
Speaker 1: And he goes, that's flowing ass blow? Who's ass blow?
Speaker 4: Man? I love you, but don't wear that name tag.
Speaker 6: I can't hear you wear gloves and your food as blow.
Speaker 4: Stop staring at your lips?
Speaker 3: What you need? Help?
Speaker 1: Come back? What happened? You got stamped?
Speaker 3: You lost me?
Speaker 4: I wonder you got stamped there?
Speaker 1: We got lost in the fantasy? Yeah yeah, yeah, correct?
Speaker 3: You mean if you.
Speaker 1: Guys, you gotta.
Speaker 3: You guys.
Speaker 1: Remember that snl S gift from a couple of years.
Speaker 1: I forget who even the host was the game show host,
Speaker 1: but the bit was what's my name? And they would
Speaker 1: bring people out and it was people from like their
Speaker 1: own lives, and then eventually it was like bride'smaids. It
Speaker 1: was like people that this person should have known. Why
Speaker 1: do I think it was Mulaney? What's that name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was Mulanie and then Bill Hater Bill Hater? Right,
Speaker 1: how great would it be one of these days at
Speaker 1: two o'clock we roll in like five Perkins waitress system
Speaker 1: three ninety four and without their uniforms on, and go, Mark,
Speaker 1: name any of these people? Can you can you tell
Speaker 1: us anything about any of the five of them? Or
Speaker 1: just get three gals dressed in Perkins outfits and then
Speaker 1: none of them worked there, and say, Mark, which one
Speaker 1: of these gals served you within the last six months
Speaker 1: when you went there by yourself, yourself or wives? My god, No,
Speaker 1: he's now you're on his list. You're on his list
Speaker 1: for sure. Now you're on the list.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Just me now, me and Max, Yeah, we're the other
Speaker 4: ones that likes him.
Speaker 6: The only one that likes him.
Speaker 1: Well, then there's that waitress ass blow loves him all right,
Speaker 1: Ben Leber. In like five or six minutes, this is
Speaker 1: the power to you Monting Show on the Fan for
Speaker 1: the record, Chris, since I'm getting hit up on social
Speaker 1: you gotta verify it's a photo of Rosi at Perkins,
Speaker 1: not ai AI slap. That's making me laugh. But that
Speaker 1: that's that's that's just not gonna count, not gonna count.
Speaker 7: Well, okay, well here he is the Perkins with a
Speaker 7: dog with Raven because that's who he does his podcast.
Speaker 7: Yeah that almost looks real.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 1: And the ultimate troll move of all time is Saucier
Speaker 1: ordering Perkins. Yeah, oh yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be here. All right, I'm hardering it now,
Speaker 6: proceed to check out.
Speaker 3: But what about Lever?
Speaker 1: Lever's gonna be here in two minutes, see if he
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Speaker 3: Before you order?
Speaker 1: No, no hawks by Okay, all right, should we do
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Speaker 6: He sounds like somebody from Ted Lasso.
Speaker 4: No, it's uh, I believe that Superman's alter ego.
Speaker 1: Jonathan India hit a grand slam?
Speaker 4: How would Catman do do? What was?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know Atlantis Morris? That's a huge fan of
Speaker 1: Jonathan India and uh, I wonder what she said after
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Speaker 3: Hawk?
Speaker 6: What's your buildings?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Say it over the air or just texted to me?
Speaker 4: How about I do this?
Speaker 3: Okay? So down?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, yep, got it?
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 1: Do you want at a tip? But what really matters
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I do give him a big tip.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's your.
Speaker 1: I just said.
Speaker 4: That's what percent body fat you are?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm swearward than that.
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 6: Do we want any coffee?
Speaker 1: Or I wish you just head order?
Speaker 4: My god, the show's over nine?
Speaker 7: Do you want a peanut butter silk? Pie piece, I'll
Speaker 7: be Can I get a coffee?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 4: Do they sell muzzles? Do they sell something you'll definitely
Speaker 4: choke on?
Speaker 1: Lieber?
Speaker 6: Do you want anything for Perkins?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: No, okay, not even a coffee.
Speaker 3: I got a coffee?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: Do you want a carrot cake slice?
Speaker 4: They got a special on our jobs, hey, Ben?
Speaker 10: Ben?
Speaker 1: From from from zero dollars Ben to one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of your net worth? Yeah, not zero dollars, all the
Speaker 1: way up to one hundred percent of your net worth?
Speaker 1: What percentage are you willing to gamble that Rosie has
Speaker 1: not been to Perkins in the last six months, the
Speaker 1: last six months, nearly all of it? Yeah? That that
Speaker 1: feels like the right mostly all in right, yeah, mostly
Speaker 1: all the chips in Probably bet your cabin or something, sure,
Speaker 1: like that's a safe bet.
Speaker 6: I'm with you, with you.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is.
Speaker 4: This You got that right?
Speaker 13: Hi?
Speaker 1: Ben?
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, I worry about it?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 4: How you doing real good? You're ready to some predicting day?
Speaker 3: Ben?
Speaker 4: Psychic? Ben's back in the story.
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, yes, I forgot my afro. But you can
Speaker 6: borrow borrow some I can I can borrow Maxes. Yeah,
Speaker 6: with interest Okay.
Speaker 4: When a French soldier, I put in your credit card
Speaker 4: number one, Jesus, don't know why I thought you could
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 1: Kelly's a saint.
Speaker 4: I thought he could pull this off.
Speaker 1: Yea over confidence.
Speaker 4: When a French soldier refused to wear the blood stained
Speaker 4: trousers of a dead man, his commanding officer had him
Speaker 4: executed for not following in order.
Speaker 1: I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 4: His name was Lucian and Jean Baptiste Barsoul.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty good, thank you.
Speaker 4: He was a French soldier executed for refusing to wear
Speaker 4: trousers that have been belonged to a dead person. What's
Speaker 4: his name, Lucine and Jean Baptiste Barsault.
Speaker 1: You know that sounds like the kind of place Rosie
Speaker 1: would get breakfasts.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The thing is I think that the issue was if
Speaker 6: that was a bloody skirt, he'd be all it.
Speaker 4: Oh I could have been, yeah, I mean it could
Speaker 4: have been yeah right, Maybe that was it.
Speaker 3: Maybe that was it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Maybe he was like, listen, don't gender me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at me, those bloody trousers.
Speaker 6: It's going to be here in forty minutes.
Speaker 4: Jesus, what did you guys would you guys get would
Speaker 4: you order?
Speaker 7: And I didn't put like sweet that we're in, So
Speaker 7: somebody's have to go down there and find this person
Speaker 7: when they show up.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I don't even know if I put
Speaker 6: it in the address, right.
Speaker 4: I hope that hope the people downstairs enjoy their breakfast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well it'll be here. Oh wait, fifty minutes'll be
Speaker 6: here at seven twenty for guy's sakes. Hold on, did
Speaker 6: I get an email?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 7: I did, captivating Perkins Restaurant in bakery delivery order?
Speaker 4: What state was the Perkins in the you ordered.
Speaker 7: From Golden Valley? The one right over here? It's not
Speaker 7: a state, it's Minnesota. Man, yeah, man, yeah man. Somebody
Speaker 7: got a tremendous twelve. Somebody got the grannies on what
Speaker 7: I did? Of course, stop stop like somebody got the
Speaker 7: Country Fried steak and eggs, and somebody got the big
Speaker 7: bacon BLT.
Speaker 4: That was you.
Speaker 1: That was me who got the club They.
Speaker 3: Don't have one.
Speaker 1: I can't who got the big bacon BBW exeriously me
Speaker 1: and they're sharing it.
Speaker 4: They were all out, which makes me think.
Speaker 1: Today's fun?
Speaker 3: No good?
Speaker 6: Did you not get my order?
Speaker 3: Sauce? No?
Speaker 6: I got yours, I say frozen, which is.
Speaker 4: Tell you.
Speaker 3: What we.
Speaker 1: Do is, sir, you're nowhere near the microphone.
Speaker 4: And what we do is we say, okay, here's some
Speaker 4: track shoes.
Speaker 1: Why is he not a headsetting coming closer to the microphone?
Speaker 1: We can't even hear them? Can you not hear me?
Speaker 1: And so do you work at the Perkins right off
Speaker 1: of three ninety four and you just run up? I
Speaker 1: don't know where this guy works. He won't answer my questions.
Speaker 1: I don't think he can hear me.
Speaker 4: Of course, we have a dessert. It's called the Marks.
Speaker 6: Why is he so far from the microphone?
Speaker 1: Serves?
Speaker 4: A tip? Is what it says. Just eat the tip
Speaker 4: is what it says. Here's the tip.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's happening either.
Speaker 4: We have also we have a bed lever and as
Speaker 4: big breasts.
Speaker 1: Big it's Christine Olam's husband, all right, And scene Wemby
Speaker 1: went back to back forty and fifteen. He did it again.
Speaker 1: He's a freak it twenty two years old, eighty seven days.
Speaker 1: He is the youngest in NBA history with back to
Speaker 1: back forty fifteen games. He's second in the MVP odds
Speaker 1: behind SGA I don't know.
Speaker 7: Man, he should be he's he should be first. He's
Speaker 7: seen undred percent. They're going to win the title. As
Speaker 7: long as he doesn't get hurt, they're going to win
Speaker 7: the title. He's so freaking good. What a phenomenal athlete.
Speaker 7: Thy can do it all. How do you stop that?
Speaker 1: You can't That is the definition, you know, ninety Sports Center.
Speaker 1: You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a man, He's truly a freak in the best
Speaker 1: possible way. What really matters is this Sleeping.
Speaker 4: Beauty is known as one of Disney's most influential features.
Speaker 4: Came out in nineteen fifty nine, but it was a
Speaker 4: box office bomb. It lasted nine undred thousand dollars equivalent
Speaker 4: to almost ten million dollars in twenty twenty five for
Speaker 4: the distributor, and many employees from the animation studio were
Speaker 4: laid off because it did so poorly. No, this was
Speaker 4: what movie, Sleeping Beauty.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 6: if I've ever seen that whole that whole animated movie.
Speaker 6: It's good, I mean, was it. Yeah, It's it's solid,
Speaker 6: it's it's you know, nothing.
Speaker 1: To write home about but I don't write home.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just called my dad. Yeah, he talks about the
Speaker 1: twins scuttle, but tell him I'm not connected. I don't
Speaker 1: really know what's going on. What was the last time
Speaker 1: I wrote a letter home? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 1: Never? I think the answer is never. Yeah, especially since
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, thirty miles from here. It's not
Speaker 1: like I'm sending a letter to you know, Sweden or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, why, I'm more like half whispering.
Speaker 10: I like it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know something about it because it's kind of
Speaker 6: put me asleep a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of the goal.
Speaker 6: I've to re enter the thing I screwed up.
Speaker 1: Dear God, would Sleeping beat Beauty be?
Speaker 6: Would it be anything without seven dwarfs?
Speaker 1: That's snow white? That's snow white?
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 6: Boy, See, I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 1: Sleeping Beauty is it's got the yes think oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the apple? Well yeah, there's no snow white. Has the apple?
Speaker 1: Snow white? Has the apple?
Speaker 4: Does Sleeping Beauty ate the Apple Beauty?
Speaker 1: What was what was the whole premise of Sleeping again?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. No dwarves she's the apple. She's the one
Speaker 1: that's like, uh, it's there's like the prophecy that she's
Speaker 1: gonna like a prick her finger when she's sixteen or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then she's gonna fall asleep or whatever, and then
Speaker 1: she won't wake up until she's kissed by true love
Speaker 1: or some garbage. Who knows.
Speaker 6: What a terrible story.
Speaker 1: I think that was like eighty percent correct what I
Speaker 1: just said, not one hundred.
Speaker 4: It was closet.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of what that's I think they're dropping the.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: You said. Whoa that's Dan? Is that tattooed above his
Speaker 1: butt crack?
Speaker 4: Why would he do that?
Speaker 7: I don't know, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I don't even understand that the street.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you right now, you're putting the wrong addre.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my god, Well they're they're listening. They'll get it here. Yeah,
Speaker 6: somebody within that I just broke.
Speaker 4: If you'll bring it over here after.
Speaker 6: If you're rosy, don't you go to one today?
Speaker 4: My god? Buy one today?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have to, that's the bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, gotta go today.
Speaker 4: God, He'll go home and shower immediately.
Speaker 1: I hammered the under Yeah, I know who.
Speaker 3: He's gonna wear.
Speaker 1: It is my turn. Oh no, the go for basketball
Speaker 1: team did lose in Las Vegas last night, sixty seven
Speaker 1: to the Baylor Bears. Again, they were three of twenty
Speaker 1: three from three point line and beyond that's just thirteen percent.
Speaker 1: That's brutal. So anyway, go for seasons over. But they
Speaker 1: got to go to Vegas and if I don't know,
Speaker 1: forty eight hours of fun probably who knows. Did they
Speaker 1: fly back right afterwards? Not sure?
Speaker 6: Man, you just hope that you guys, Yeah, stay one
Speaker 6: more night. We're going to stay overnight. You guys earned it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: great season. Congratulations, here's my gift to you.
Speaker 4: Dude, Especially if you're a senior. Don't you just say,
Speaker 4: you know what, guys, I'm good, I'm stay here.
Speaker 6: Well, I think you can do that, I would guess.
Speaker 6: So there's at least, if I remember correctly when I
Speaker 6: was playing way back in the day in college, if
Speaker 6: you were a senior for the last bowl game, you
Speaker 6: didn't have to fly home with the team. You're like, hey,
Speaker 6: my family's here, I'm a senior. Technically my eligibility is over.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna get myself back, clean out my locker
Speaker 6: when I get there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and start my career
Speaker 4: being a bum.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 6: The best still at the end of the season when
Speaker 6: we got back from a Bull game was we we
Speaker 6: would get back to the facility, drop all your stuff off,
Speaker 6: and then you jump in your car and you just
Speaker 6: give a giant middle finger to the facility that way. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you're like, I don't just see you guys for at
Speaker 6: least well in college, it was like I don't have
Speaker 6: to see you guys for like ten days. But you
Speaker 6: know it felt like a lot. Yeah, it was sure
Speaker 6: good for you. Yeah, man, I swear to God I
Speaker 6: saw us. If I don't get breakfast, it's gonna be somewhere.
Speaker 6: It'll be here.
Speaker 7: Man, solve it a bottle of it, says it's currently
Speaker 7: dropping it off over at Old Tobe Keith.
Speaker 1: More of what really matters with Ben Leeber after this
Speaker 1: Power Tie Morning Show, Fan, the tournament is underway.
Speaker 12: Do miss a second of the action. Tune into one
Speaker 12: hundred point three KF and on the free iHeartRadio app
Speaker 12: for hoops coverage again this Saturday. Driven by Dave Smith Motors.
Speaker 1: Thanks Davy all right, Ben, ready for more of what
Speaker 1: really matters. Let's learn something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: That's what really matters.
Speaker 1: The Wild host Vancouver tonight at seven o'clock. Eight games
Speaker 1: left for the Minnesota Wild, three of them at home
Speaker 1: in the regular season and five on the road. Then
Speaker 1: we have that absolutely carved in stone matchup against the
Speaker 1: Dallas Stars in Round one. Hell yeah, man, regardless if
Speaker 1: we catch them or not, either way it's going to
Speaker 1: be them.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Vancouver just beat Colorado yesterday eight to six, so
Speaker 12: probably shouldn't have guaranteed that win yesterday.
Speaker 1: Whoopsies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I do the same thing night he did.
Speaker 4: I heard Don Barrero he said it's a sure thing though,
Speaker 4: that's a w and I'm like, oh no, well he
Speaker 4: did maybe like a person said that on this radio
Speaker 4: station in twelve hours.
Speaker 1: Well, if we know anything in Minnesota sports is that
Speaker 1: guarantee always comes to fruition. Correct. It will always happen
Speaker 1: whenever where, Whenever it feels like a Minnesota team cannot lose,
Speaker 1: that's when things go our way always.
Speaker 4: I guarantee you old Dia Barracas over there, sent my
Speaker 4: food somewhere else.
Speaker 6: No, it'll be here.
Speaker 7: I mean the people, the people. You know, maybe Jersey
Speaker 7: Mikes will enjoy it this morning, but we get it.
Speaker 4: These people with the fan are so sweet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're just paying it forward, you know, doing something
Speaker 6: nice today on this Thursday.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 4: So here are some things that people used to believe
Speaker 4: were all one fact, they truly believe these things were real. Okay.
Speaker 4: For instance, people used to believe that women really truly
Speaker 4: did have fewer ribs than men. Women and men have
Speaker 4: the same number of ribs, which, according to meet sas is.
Speaker 6: Is it win for?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 4: For a long time, many people believe that men had
Speaker 4: fewer ribs than women. This belief likely originated from the
Speaker 4: Bible story that describes Eve was made for one of
Speaker 4: Adam's ribs. That's what people believe.
Speaker 1: Not too so here's what's weird. Wouldn't that take just
Speaker 1: a couple of people dying? Then you can figure that
Speaker 1: I'm open and go probably, yeah, well, Brad had twenty four,
Speaker 1: Bredina over here has twenty four. Whatever the female version
Speaker 1: of bred is, they both have twenty four? Like, is
Speaker 1: one of them a freaker? Should we just keep cutting
Speaker 1: open bodies? My guess? Is it didn't take very long
Speaker 1: to realize that they all had twenties.
Speaker 4: I think you're assuming O these people can count.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Da barracas over here me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Then Marilyn Manson, then you take out a couple of
Speaker 6: ribs for.
Speaker 1: The best urban legend on the planet, greatest misinformation campaign
Speaker 1: of all time. That and he was the guy that
Speaker 1: didn't happen no and been an overlapped with the Wonder
Speaker 1: Years bit right like all of us. When Marilyn Manson
Speaker 1: first was a thing in the nineties, the two huge
Speaker 1: rumors that just floated forever, years and years and years
Speaker 1: that he removed a rib or two specifically to perform
Speaker 1: an act in himself, and that he was what Paul
Speaker 1: from the Wonder Years Yep. Neither of which are true,
Speaker 1: at least I don't believe either one of them is true.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: The acting thing is definitely wrong. But if the rib
Speaker 1: thing is true, I don't think it was ever confirmed.
Speaker 1: I don't think a couple of urban legends yea, yeap.
Speaker 4: Urban yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like country legends better, Mike, like that chup of
Speaker 4: cabra milks your snake while you're sleeping it's a country legend.
Speaker 1: It's a country legend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's only if you have snakes.
Speaker 6: What that's sort of like Cat's Eye. You guys remember
Speaker 6: that movie? Sure, sure, the little troll thing would suck
Speaker 6: the air out of your mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, that was Stephen King's story. It's the best ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yep.
Speaker 1: Why don't know that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And by the way, every thought the cat was doing it,
Speaker 4: so they wouldn't let cats sleep in the room with
Speaker 4: the with the baby. So the catsup trying to get
Speaker 4: him the room with the baby, and they were like,
Speaker 4: she would suck the breadth out of the baby. But
Speaker 4: then they didn't know that cat was keeping that little
Speaker 4: gnome guy out, a.
Speaker 1: Little noome guy.
Speaker 4: That's right, the little guy. Yeah house, Yeah, I may
Speaker 4: lived in the mouse.
Speaker 6: House, son of a bit, and the toop of copper
Speaker 6: came over and that's right, yeah, looking nut snake.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on. What's the movie called.
Speaker 4: It's part of creep Show, I think, or something like that.
Speaker 4: It's it's one of the short Cat's Eye, right, is
Speaker 4: it Cats? I maybe I thought it was called Cats
Speaker 4: maybe right by Stephen Kane.
Speaker 1: My daughter saw Cat's Eye out of the Armory last year.
Speaker 1: There a huge deal all of a sudden. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yep cats, Yeah, Drew Barrymore is in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the baby in the bed.
Speaker 1: James Woods is in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, James Woods is in it? Is he the troll.
Speaker 1: On Twitter?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 6: That is hideous?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: The thing is when I was growing up, when I
Speaker 6: I saw this movie, it legitimately freaked me out because
Speaker 6: at night I would think about, oh my gosh, well,
Speaker 6: if I'm asleep and I get short breath, is there
Speaker 6: like a troll that's sucking the air out of my mouth?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 6: No, probably wouldn't this thing just make out with me?
Speaker 4: Me too? Man, I saw it. You know, I was
Speaker 4: like twelve, I think when I saw it. So I
Speaker 4: always said before I went to sleep, little mister troll,
Speaker 4: you might want to turn away. God, you ain't gonna
Speaker 4: want to see what I'm about to do. Then you
Speaker 4: heard him jump and then say, mister troll, if you
Speaker 4: can suck the breath out of my face.
Speaker 6: God, it never happened to Sauce because the troll came over.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh God, mirror, I don't want to get close.
Speaker 6: Happened to your dentist.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the troll Chris saying it like really creepy,
Speaker 1: like Limerick, Yeah I do. I'm too free on the
Speaker 1: floor your meat Yep.
Speaker 4: He's saying that after he watched me for a few nights.
Speaker 7: Wow, so you knew there was a troll in your
Speaker 7: room and you, instead of like getting photo evidence of it,
Speaker 7: you just decided to master.
Speaker 4: I didn't decide. I had to.
Speaker 1: You should get on this troll though you can't blame him.
Speaker 4: Ye, my my thing kept looking at the troll, going,
Speaker 4: please suck the breath out of it. If we won't
Speaker 4: keep me alone, I can't sell some.
Speaker 6: And blued the troll. Head knockers like Christy Nola's.
Speaker 1: Husband brilliant, beautiful.
Speaker 5: Is great?
Speaker 4: Yep, he loved it.
Speaker 1: Let's see here. The Wolves are at Detroit tonight at
Speaker 1: six o'clock. The Wolves are forty six and twenty nine.
Speaker 1: They have seven games left, only two at home, five
Speaker 1: on the road. What really matters is this, people.
Speaker 4: Used to believe the tomatoes were poisonous. Tomatoes might be
Speaker 4: innocuous kitchen stables today, but for a long time they
Speaker 4: struck fear into the heart so many people as because
Speaker 4: for over two centuries. Many Europeans believe the fruits were deadly.
Speaker 4: The exact origins of this belief remained obscure, but seeds
Speaker 4: may have been planted when the fruit or vegetable. What
Speaker 4: we were doing was mentioned in Jean Gerrard's fifteen ninety
Speaker 4: seven book Herbal which apparently plagiarized largely falsely research large
Speaker 4: false research from earlier botanists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people believe they were poisonous. Never truly trust
Speaker 1: another botanist. Yeah, well, sir, can't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The twenty twenty six Masters starts one one week from today.
Speaker 1: One week from today, Man Tiger Woods will not be plain.
Speaker 1: He is stepping away from golf and he's going to
Speaker 1: go get treatment to According to the ESPN story, it
Speaker 1: might even be out of the country. We'll see where
Speaker 1: he goes. Scotty Scheffler your favorite on the betting site,
Speaker 1: somewhere between four and five to one in that range
Speaker 1: Japan on which that you're looking at.
Speaker 4: Well, as the Great Bowler once said, why would I
Speaker 4: listen to somebody who wants me to stop drinking?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 1: Pete Webber, I watched that.
Speaker 6: Do you think you are?
Speaker 9: I am?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Doesn't. Did I describe it right? When he walks into
Speaker 1: the Pete Webber classes, he looks homeless, no one recognizes him,
Speaker 1: and he goes, this is all I've ever wanted have
Speaker 1: a tournament named after me, And he barely is excited
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and what a it's terrible?
Speaker 1: What a show you watching that? No documentaries?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 6: I actually saw. I caught that part. I turned it on.
Speaker 6: I watched maybe twenty minutes. It was captivating, the Pete
Speaker 6: Webber part. Yeah, it's it's way better than I thought
Speaker 6: it was.
Speaker 1: Kidding, So do you think you are? I Am just
Speaker 1: the best?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 1: And there's no way he had that planned right, because
Speaker 1: it makes no sense.
Speaker 4: Did you see the email that I've been forwarded? By
Speaker 4: the way, No, So the manager for EJ and the
Speaker 4: other guy must live in our listening radius, because he
Speaker 4: reached out and said, would you like to have him
Speaker 4: on the show?
Speaker 1: No kidding? Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I said, sweet.
Speaker 1: Love to talk to those guys about their lives based
Speaker 1: on what we'll attack it and Kyle Troop awesome, they're
Speaker 1: two of the three. There are two of the main
Speaker 1: you know four or five guys through the first three episodes.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna watch the.
Speaker 4: PBA tours coming to Minneapolis from August, I should say,
Speaker 4: from April twenty ninth to May twelfth. So I emailed
Speaker 4: him back. Yeah, I was a guy from PBA dot com.
Speaker 4: Cool Nolan something or other.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 4: We'll take it.
Speaker 1: We have a million questions. Yeah, it's a funny documentary. Man,
Speaker 1: it's funny. These guys are characters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they really aren't. That one guy who cusses a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Anthony Simonson.
Speaker 6: And there's no better narrator for any documentary in the world.
Speaker 6: And Leave he's the best. Yes that that is one
Speaker 6: of the things that surprised.
Speaker 1: Me, the Hard Knocks fee.
Speaker 6: When I heard Leave Schreiber, I was like, wait a minute,
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the Hard Knocks guys doing this documentary.
Speaker 1: It's the best. Sweet It is just hard Knocks for bowling.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic, so good. It feels identical.
Speaker 6: It's like if the dateline guy was doing something on Badminton,
Speaker 6: I'd be like, wait, what.
Speaker 1: Exactly do you think mister Schreiber is in therapy a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because it's.
Speaker 4: Got to be hard to grow up knowing your mom
Speaker 4: named you.
Speaker 6: Leave, Yeah, I couldn't one that is a weird name.
Speaker 4: Get out of here, yeah go, and I'm talking about
Speaker 4: my womb what and then the room leave.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Chris Hanson since he just mentioned him, You guys,
Speaker 1: ever seen the clip of Chris bend it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you ever seen the clip of Chris Hansen is
Speaker 1: sitting across from a predator right that he has walked
Speaker 1: in on, and the guy's just like, I didn't do
Speaker 1: any of this? What are you talking about? And he goes,
Speaker 1: you did? I have the transcript right here. Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't do anything illegal. Yeah you did. I have the
Speaker 1: transcript right here. And that's happened a thousand times. But
Speaker 1: the guy just finally goes, you're Chris Hansen, right, and
Speaker 1: Chris goes yes. He goes, you're still doing this show,
Speaker 1: and it's like he has no self awareness. You're the
Speaker 1: reason he's still doing this show is because I you know,
Speaker 1: ideally twenty five years ago would have been like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm a child. Hey I should just even say because
Speaker 1: you'renn put on the button bar, yeah don't. If somebody
Speaker 1: else is like, I think I can get away with
Speaker 1: this Dayline to catch a predator was a very good
Speaker 1: reason to be like, you are gonna get busted because
Speaker 1: you're probably getting trapped, right, But obviously, time and time
Speaker 1: and time again, they just did it anyway. And here's
Speaker 1: a guy, you know, twenty years later going, you're still
Speaker 1: doing this show. Yes, because people like you, pieces of
Speaker 1: s like you still exist. Correct, So yeah, he's still
Speaker 1: doing the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately there's a lot of supply.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, were endless supplies. So again it's we should
Speaker 1: have a thousand shows like that and just consistently lock
Speaker 1: them up forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do rehab that are just the guys who
Speaker 4: go beat them up, like the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they just scream at the top of their lungs.
Speaker 4: This guy was here, I mean, a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 1: And everybody else is like, I'm just getting groceries.
Speaker 3: Be Rosie's, like I'm trying to Miami.
Speaker 6: I just love the guys on Dayline when they would
Speaker 6: when they'd go through this whole thing and like, oh,
Speaker 6: I wasn't gonna do It's like, oh, yeah, let me
Speaker 6: read what you had.
Speaker 1: Let's look through your backpack.
Speaker 6: There's zeemas and there's condoms and whatever.
Speaker 4: Right always, emo, always, and the guys are like, am.
Speaker 6: I going to get in trouble for this?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're getting arrested and go to jail. No, here's
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars gas gift cards. You can safely get
Speaker 1: home on your waist.
Speaker 4: I just leave.
Speaker 6: Remember, sure you can walk out that door. Walk out
Speaker 6: that door. Two seconds later you're getting thrown to the ground.
Speaker 1: And they always believe that, like if Chris doesn't arrest me,
Speaker 1: I must be in the care and they would walk
Speaker 1: out and then they would get swarmed and be stunned,
Speaker 1: like stunned. Wait, you're getting anything wrong? Yeah you did,
Speaker 1: Yeah you did garbage.
Speaker 4: I did won one time where a guy did make
Speaker 4: the run for it just got tackled like yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 6: Would do that though, like if you knew the second
Speaker 6: you walked out the door you're gonna get swarmed, and
Speaker 6: you knew that you did something wrong and you're going
Speaker 6: to jail, make one last effort to get out of there.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: The one online where the old guy gets hit in
Speaker 1: the head with like a pumpkin or a watermelon and
Speaker 1: he basically gets knocked out by the guys that yell
Speaker 1: not Chris hands.
Speaker 3: And the guy.
Speaker 1: And he's and he when somebody throws like a pumpkin
Speaker 1: at the back of his head, and I think the
Speaker 1: guy has a concussion, And again, who cares give him
Speaker 1: another one? Throw more pumpkins at his face?
Speaker 7: Is that the guy where they're like, you just got paroled.
Speaker 7: There's that guy that they meet I think at like
Speaker 7: a coffee shop. I think it's in Denver, and he's like,
Speaker 7: I wasn't gonna do anything, and they're like, buddy, you
Speaker 7: just got out.
Speaker 1: For doing this. Yes, I don't believe there's rehab for
Speaker 1: me like that. No, I just think you're wired wrong.
Speaker 1: So lock him up and throw away.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well said, yeah you did.
Speaker 1: We're you gonna throw the key. His friends will find
Speaker 1: it on side and scale it. So, you guys, some
Speaker 1: of my favorite bass what tubes? What tubes? Great bed
Speaker 1: from where you throw the keys?
Speaker 3: Friends?
Speaker 7: Even if you put on a side scalet, can I
Speaker 7: give you one more feet tops?
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 4: For a long time, people resolutely believed in the concept
Speaker 4: of spontaneous generation, a theory that suggests that living things
Speaker 4: can come from non living materials. The idea, by the way,
Speaker 4: came to be because people couldn't understand how maggots just
Speaker 4: appeared in rotten meat added or how like fruit flies
Speaker 4: came out of nanners and stuff like that. They were like, well,
Speaker 4: obviously they just appear.
Speaker 1: Not a bad guess at the time, right, that thing
Speaker 1: that can disprove science is better science. So somebody at
Speaker 1: the time was like, well, there was no animals in here,
Speaker 1: and now there are animals in here. They must just
Speaker 1: be spontaneously generating inside of the fruit.
Speaker 4: In the midds Louise pasture proved that even micro organisms
Speaker 4: don't spontaneously emerge, but rather arise from existing germs rather
Speaker 4: than non living matter like astro.
Speaker 6: We'll think about life before they had microscopes, Yeah, you
Speaker 6: wouldn't think that anything smaller than what your naked eye
Speaker 6: could see was actually there and existed and it was
Speaker 6: actually so important.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: Hey don't you still go to those meetings for people
Speaker 1: with micro organisms?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I do have a micro That's not what I say. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you don't say that. What just happened?
Speaker 3: What are you on the phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know you from our meeting. I'll find you, buddy.
Speaker 2: You on the phone again?
Speaker 1: Been all right? The news is next power to your
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