WEBVTT - HR. 1 - A$$blow 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.520 Listen Beaverville, Come on in. I like the Alaskan Pipeline. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:06.800 Morning lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:07.640 twenty nine. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.120 I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:12.160 morning with us three of us to start later. Please, 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:14.159 I could never know if the day was us for 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.080 Listen up. The radies just came in for last month. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.759 We are number one. We just grabbed every key demogram 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.920 super duper. That's nice. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:29.560 Fight a gondogay. Yes, boy, that is good news. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.760 It is the second day of April twenty twenty six. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.919 Did you make it through April Fool's Day? Obviously you did. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.120 You're hearing me. Good morning, Oaha. My name is Chriscky. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:38.839 Welcome to the Patrick Morning Show. It's Thursday, best day 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.360 the week. Tommy Olsen. Even a call maybe perhaps from 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.080 Johnny Bowenes, who sounds like he's a little upsad down 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.800 in Vegas as we speak. Lucky uh Ben Lieber a 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:49.960 casto thousands. Let's get her started. Here's some comedy from 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.600 Derek Strup Patrick Morning Show on a what Thursday morning? 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:54.240 Come on in. 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.120 I am glad you're here. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.120 I struggle with flying, but when you have the sad 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:00.920 cent and your tail peace pople. You hate to fly, 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.760 They assume you do not know how airplanes work. Every 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:08.120 time I'll go I hate to fly, and they go, Derek, 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:11.280 don't you be scared of science? Okay, and I'm like, 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.399 I don't think that's what I'm talking about. It's the 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:15.679 people on airplanes. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:16.440 Like, here's the thing. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.080 I think middle seat people have lost their minds. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:19.560 Okay. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.200 I don't know who lied to middle seat people, but 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:26.119 they have no arm rest. We share our arm rest 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.399 with them out of the goodness. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:28.680 Of our hearts. 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.320 Middle seat people are barely on the flight. They're the 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.039 only seat in every row that if they don't show up, 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:41.520 we celebrate. We take a picture of their empty seat 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.319 and we put it on Instagram and we. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:44.600 Go, what a Tuesday man. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.600 I recently saw. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.600 Middle seat person pull out a laptop. I could not 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.560 believe it. I didn't know how to tell him that 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:57.440 nobody's in an office waiting on a middle seat email. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.520 If anybody cared about your email, you'd be in the owl, 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:05.120 big dog. I just took a peek at your spreadsheet. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.720 This quarter's got you in a headlock. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:15.840 Hi. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:16.360 I'm Robert. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:28.959 I was born the side is weird. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.320 I love watching Tarzan movie is. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:32.320 On your side. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:57.440 You hear the distance thunder this side, and you stray 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.079 to take it too? 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.919 All right, Power to a Morning show. Thursday, April second 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:15.280 of twenty twenty six. Boom, boom, path I got. I 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:16.560 thought it was a black eyed piece for a. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:21.240 Second, brilliant boom. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:22.679 Yeah, the worst version though. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:27.040 Yeah, that band fell apart, right, didn't they all split 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:27.680 up or something? 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.240 I mean they were too good, they were too bright shining. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.079 The star was too bright for the world. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:33.720 Yeah. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.720 You know, some people just want to watch the world. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:38.360 Black eyed peas. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:39.680 No, what are you talking about? 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.320 Yeah, the same people that want to watch the world 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.440 burn are the ones that want to watch black eyed peace. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:44.880 I'm want to watch George Burns. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.760 He's got to be dead. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:51.080 He's way about Jerry Burns. Yeah about mister Burns, all 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.320 of them about golfer Sam Burns. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:55.400 How about Burns? 0:03:55.440 --> 0:04:01.640 Here you go, yeah, how about uh how about christ 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.760 said mister Burns. But that's okay, Chris. You want the 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.320 good news of the bad news bad news first always 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.640 no tom any day. Remember he's in Vegas. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:10.840 That's right, he's in Vegas. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:11.480 He's in Vegas. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.320 I thought maybe he left after the show. I thought 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.560 he loved us enough to actually come in and see us. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.520 No, And then I guess next Thursday he's got something 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.560 else too, So he wants to come in next Wednesday 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.760 because we're doing the Master's Bet anyway, so sweet, we'll 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:28.719 have Tommy next Wednesday. Yeah, Bonus is already in Vegas. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:29.840 It sounds like he might check in. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.920 With us, right, Yeah, he sounds like he's an absolute disaster. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.320 Zach says thumbs up. So maybe Bonus is already there. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:39.400 But then boy and Zach leaves for Vegas tomorrow. Yeah, 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.440 and Tommy, I guess, is already there. Maybe he left 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:41.920 last night. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.120 I leave for to lose tomorrow after the show. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.560 They're getting a ton of snow, right, I. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.680 Think they're getting snow. I don't know, man, it was 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.839 raining like crazy, and I love the sound to rain outside. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.480 You know, Yeah, well, are we gonna have maybe if 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.080 Bonus is there, let's ask him. Are we going to 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:58.039 have opening day tomorrow? Beason's bones, Like, is that gonna work? 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.760 Where the hell is Tommy? Oh? 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.000 Yeah, it's a good question. 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:03.920 I don't know it's in Vegas? 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.960 So no, no, no, I mean, I'm here, I'm here 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.840 in Vegas. Tommy's in Vegas. Oh boy, how have I 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:10.920 not hooked up with Tommy? 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.799 Well, well, ask yourself a brother. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.640 Yeah, we all are expecting that to happen. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.120 Have you been up all night, Bony? 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:25.120 Well, I mean, I mean, I guess. I guess they qualified. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.760 I guess they qualifies us up all night? Sure? 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:28.119 John? 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:29.880 Did you I'm sorry if I I was going to 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.080 ask the same thing you were going to ask a 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.400 go for it. Did you in fact stay at the 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.680 end of that game or did you realize we're losing 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.160 by thirty and I'm in Vegas? 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:41.040 Be honest, we did. We stayed until the absolute end 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:41.520 of that game. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:42.719 What is his problem? 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.839 Then we came out of that game and we're like, 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.320 we need to find something to give ourselves some energy. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:48.640 Yeah, right, right. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.080 So what we did is we went to the Pepperville 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:53.880 So we didn't go to the Pepper Wheel. We went 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.640 to the fireside lounge of the Pepper Hill. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:57.080 Yeah. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.240 Then we went to Fountain Lucas. We wanted to see 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:02.680 Fountain Blue and we've not been there yet. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:04.839 Beauty, man, it's beautiful. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:09.240 And then yes, it was gorgeous, but we didn't want. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.960 We didn't find a lot of energy there either. We're like, well, 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.760 let's try and find something. So we're Christy and are 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.000 here with our friend Bob. You guys might remember Bob 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:21.440 because Bob went on a Vegas trip with the Power 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.760 Trip and he and I both put on Reddity distract. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:29.520 I remember, right, Bob, Bob whales and he loves Vegas. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:34.719 Right, you know what, Bob doesn't love clowns. Don't like clowns. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.760 Okay, okay, so you got to give us time to guess. 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:42.960 Watch if you'd like. Johnny Bonus talk about Bob and. 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:47.279 The clowns, and we find ourselves across the street from 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.120 Circus Circus. Well, now, I haven't been to Circus Circus 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:54.040 since the eighties, smart man Chrissy has not been there 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.600 at all because she didn't meet me till the nineties. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.960 And Bob has not been there because Bob don't like clowns. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:00.960 Got it. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.240 We're looking for a cheap place to gamble and play 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:09.240 some craps, so we think maybe Circus Circus, and Bob 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.680 steals his resolve and walks into Circus Circus Clowns and 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:17.400 all and Circus Circuses of course, a disaster, right, because 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.560 because there's a reason we've stayed away from him for 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:22.200 three years. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.480 Right, it's a disaster. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.960 But on our way out of Circus, they don't even 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.600 have craps. It's like the table game they have table games. 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.360 They're way in the back. There's like like two crap 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.480 tables and one roulette table, and you don't want to 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.120 touch anything. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:38.880 It's a little trap. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:44.280 But when we're walking out, we see a sign that's like, 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:49.040 if you're looking for the coins slots, we've moved them 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:50.559 all to slots of Fun. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:55.160 Heh, yeah, which, if you know Vegas is you know, 0:07:55.280 --> 0:08:00.440 part of kind of part of Circus, right. I also 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:05.040 have been the Slots of Fun since nineteen eighty seven, right. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:06.120 So it's been a good forty years. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:10.120 And uh and I never wanted to go back there again. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:10.920 Anyway. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:16.320 Turns out that's where all the slot machines in Vegas 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.600 that only take coins still are. 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.960 And we love that, Like we. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:26.040 Are so excited, like who are like okay, like we 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.600 don't like so immediately find like the machines where you 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.080 feed the twenty dollars in and it spins out twenty 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.120 one dollar, you know, tokens or something like that. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.120 And it's chun chun chun chun chunk, you know, the 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:42.400 big noise that to me is vegas of feeding it. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.040 And we go in there and we play slots, and 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.960 I get my ass handed to me and Chrissy does 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:49.080 very well, and. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:52.520 Bob cleans up, Bomb cleans two hundred. 0:08:52.200 --> 0:09:00.640 And fifty bucks worth of big chunky coins. Are these 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:05.040 are the dollar tokens that they're not legal tender in 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.320 the United States. You've got to do something with these, right, 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.920 So okay, now we've got a buckets of coins and 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.600 that we've got to trade in buckets and you know, tokens, 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.360 so we've got to trade in and that's when, uh, 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.800 that's what lots of fun I mean, it's already. I 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:25.000 mean lots of fun has two dollars million highlights today, 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.600 Like you can just get two dollars million high lives 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.920 on draft today, Like that is still slots of fun. Yeah, 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.320 trying to cash in two hundred and eighty dollars because 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.360 you hit it fairly big on a slot machine AND's 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:39.160 lots of fun becomes a real challenge. First of all, 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:42.599 you you bring the buckets to the person, there is 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.200 no cash in your cage. Right, there's just like a 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.760 person kind of standing over the slot machines like on 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:53.200 a stage, right, and she just hands you those little trays, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.800 you know, the trains where you stack coins in those 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:01.079 trays and you see them in like you know old 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:06.600 Scorsese movies. Sure, and you have to count on all 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.640 your coins and stack them in the trays, and then 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.240 you have to find somebody to give them to them. 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.079 When you find somebody to give them to that person's 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.280 just a minute, and you watch your walk into another room, 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.160 put on her coat, and walk out the door. That 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.559 literally happens to night as they were doing that. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:25.959 Finally, finally they get somebody to get to cash in 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:30.160 their coins, and Corey has somebody who wants to do 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:31.760 a casino heist. 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:38.079 Someday. You will appreciate this because once you do, is 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:39.239 you take the tray. 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.040 Of coins, it's just two hundred and fifty bucks or 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:45.160 something to like a cabinet which is on the casino floor, 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:49.160 like it's just sitting there. And the way to get 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:53.120 into said cabinet is like one of those tiny locker keys, 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.800 like the same thing you would put it like a whatever, 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.800 like your mailbox or something like that and they opened 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.079 it on the casino floor and they just start handling 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:01.640 you cash. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:02.160 Wow. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:03.280 Wow, that's it. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.080 Wow, Well nobody there can do it. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.280 Was it was fantastic. Wow. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:12.520 It was a kick back to old time Vegas in 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.559 a way that every other place in Vegas. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.920 Eight people watch you count money. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.880 Yeah, and this is like some guy has a key 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:21.360 and he goes to the locker. 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:27.760 He just starts handing cash bag dollars, this two hundred bucks. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.880 You to walk away, Just just so we're clear, like 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.560 this cabin is fairly big. There's a lot of other 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.839 bags in this cabinet other than the one he happened 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:41.760 to be grabbing cash on him. So what we thought 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.360 is it would be great to do a satirical take 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.360 on which there's eleven. It's lots of fun where you 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.560 have you do all the same characters. You know, you 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.920 have the you know, the Asian guy doing gymnastics tricks 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.640 and the British guy doing you know, some electronic stuff 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.880 or something, and then basically somebody just walks into the 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.760 cabinet grabs you know, hands. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:03.800 So hey, look over there, Yeah, that's plan the old 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.760 look over there. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:10.200 Two things quick, Johnny for for Clarification Number one. The 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:13.440 lady who handed you the the the coin holder. I'm 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.280 picturing the old woman from Beetle Juice behind the counter. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.040 Am I about right? 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:18.319 That's about right. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.200 Yeah, that's your case. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:24.320 Were actually actually actually that was also our waitress and 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:25.439 our bartender. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:26.120 Yeah, that's right. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.880 That's one. Number two. Is it true when you got 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.920 to Slots of Fun you went over to a machine 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.040 you played in nineteen eighty seven and the drink you 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:34.720 sat there when you were there in nineteen eighty seven 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:35.720 was still sitting there. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:36.240 Still there. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:40.080 That is exactly right. It was, to be honest with you, 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:41.920 it was awesome to kind of be back in that 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:46.400 place and hear the big king king team. Listen, I'm 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.240 putting it in a dollar coin and I hit, I hit, 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.200 I hit, like one bar, two bar, one bar. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.600 You have something like that, something a few bars. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.920 It's like it's a it's any bar, any bar, any bar, 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.520 and it's gonna shoot out. I'm gonna win ten tokens 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:07.680 for that. And the ruckus at that spinning out ten 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:09.800 enormous tokens into that metal tray. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.880 Was absolutely awesome. I felt like I'd want one hundred 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.040 thousand dollars. It was great. 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.480 Can we go back about seven minutes, because you know, 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:22.760 I know there are clowns in the logo for Circus Circus, 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.880 and some of the you know graphics on the outside 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:27.880 of this, you know, make it look like you're entering 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.839 an actual circus tenth Yeah, right, just both know that, 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:35.599 like the dealers at Circus Circus are not actual clowns. 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.520 There's no he was. He was circus. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:39.520 Here's the thing. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.719 I couldn't guarantee Bob that he wasn't going to see 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:46.400 a clown in circus because yeah, I mean it's circus circus. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.679 Anything's possible in that plate. It used to be a 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:52.160 lot more circusy. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:58.120 In circus cervices. Of course it's become less circusy. Uh. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.000 And I also something else sadder. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:06.199 So anyway, well, yeah, the only clowns in Circus Circus 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:10.800 are the ones walking in. Yeah, and you're matching tracks. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.200 How many times with drink in your hand and a 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.760 few of them in your gut? Did you say clowns 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.240 to the left of me, jokers to the right. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:22.920 Yeah, we did not. We did not see a single 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:26.200 cloub in Circus Circus. I'm relieved to say for Bob's sanity. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.040 Reportedly, you went to Vegas to go to the game. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.120 Do you have another thirty seconds to tell us how 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.680 great that was? 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.360 I mean, the game was fun. I mean it wasn't 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.600 that fun because the second half was terrible. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:43.400 The first half of it was was fairly fun. And 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:46.520 then I mean, it's also Vegas. It's fun to it's 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:48.680 been fun to see a lot of Minnesota University of 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.280 Minnesota fans walking around. I will tell you the University 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:54.240 of Minnesota fans outnumbered the Baylor fans five to one, 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:59.440 probably and that isn't saying a ton because they're probably 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.400 fifty Baylor fans, right. 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:06.040 So the arena was not packed by any stretch of 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:06.720 the imagination. 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.040 It's often the case for college basketball tournaments, like you know, 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.040 it's mostly a television thing. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.640 It was, but it was fun. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.240 It was fun to kind of honor the kids, and 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.520 it played through, you know, what was a tough year. 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.520 They have six guys, they're playing six guys total. They 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.520 have five guys plus one guy off the bench. That 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.600 gives everybody a little bit of a break during the year. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.120 During the game, and so it was good. And then 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.480 the obviously it's just fun to come to Vegas and 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:32.080 have a blast. 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:35.280 We ended up after circumcisions. We came back to MGM. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:38.440 We played some craps. Bob got on a heater. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.920 We we made about two hundred and fifty bucks about 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.240 eight minutes, and then walked away from the table. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.120 It was a great night, got Bob party. It's been 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:47.680 a great weekend. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.560 Well, you walked away? What's that? 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:53.240 Well, here's the thing. We got to let Jones because 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.400 we're up against the break with Johnny Bones. Here's the thing. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.400 I know it's three forty five out there, but it 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.240 seems to me like you're getting your second wind. I 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:00.920 hit the road and I go gambling again. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:05.040 Yeah, well, I appreciate that leap of faith I have. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:07.760 Yes, I will. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:09.800 I'm not going to rule it out. I do have 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:10.880 to catch a play tomorrow. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.320 Yeah that's okay. Well that's tomorrow, brother, that's tomorrow's problems. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:18.440 Yeah, yesterday, and the game is going to get rained 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:19.760 out fly back on Friday. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.720 Ye, there's going to be no home opener tomorrow. About that. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:25.400 Uh, we'll see. 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.000 I know we got a lot of stuff going on 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.600 on Thursday, but I think, you know what, it doesn't 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.160 matter we're having a pregame watch party. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.600 Is not a pregame watch party at smorties prior to it. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.840 And if the game gets rained out, we'll just stay 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.760 at some orgies, keep drinking beer and eating smash burgers. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:43.040 You get him those smash burgers. 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:44.920 You know, a good smash man will be good to go. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:50.360 Let's yeah, dress up as clowns, just in case Bob's there. Yeah, 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.480 ruin the home opener for Bob. Goodnight, Like we haven't 0:16:54.480 --> 0:17:01.080 done that, we haven't, right, all right, Johnny Bobby. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.400 Goes here, he goes Johnny beans bons bones. 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.960 Between Bonus, his wife and Bob. The Gophers only hit 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:11.360 three more threes than those three combined. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:15.760 it was close, three of twenty three. Whoopsies. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:17.760 Johnny beans Bon's Bones had a good time though. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.240 He's the best, all right, So hang on. Bad news 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:23.359 to go all the way back. Bad news no Tommy today, 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:26.840 good news when we come back. And it's specifically for 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.040 Chris Oh. Builders and remodelers brings you this portion of 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.000 the power to morning show builders and remodelers. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:55.400 Thanks, builders and remodelers. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.080 Ladies and gentlemen, Can I please have your attention? 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:47.800 Got my attention. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:52.080 I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. Hello. 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:55.280 All right, so yesterday was April Fool, so everybody's guard 0:17:55.359 --> 0:18:00.439 had to be up, and here comes a story across 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:04.360 the wire, and I'm like, well, that's not like pranky, 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.160 that just that sounds like news. But it's April fool. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.480 So let's make sure somebody else confirms it. And then 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.760 somebody else did. Somebody else did, and somebody else did, 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:17.800 and somebody else did. Ready, Christopher, I'm sure you've already 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:18.159 read this. 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:19.520 I already. 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:29.880 The grandson of the inventor of the Reese's peanut butter cups, 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.960 who has publicly criticized the Hershey Company for tinkering with 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:37.399 the classic formula and its spinoff products, appears to have 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.680 gotten some sweet revenge because the candy company has announced 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.600 that it will return to using classic milk and dark 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:47.600 chocolate recipes in all of its Reeses and Hershey's products 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:54.800 by the year twenty twenty seven. They're going back. Brad Reese, 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:57.880 the grandson, says. If this is true, the people who 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.000 deserve the credit of the loyal fans who were all 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.639 alarmed by what Hershey was doing, alarmed that's you. But 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.680 I'm seeing a lot of red flags here. I think 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:08.479 what Hershey is trying to do here is change with 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:13.200 p R narrative. So he's not convinced that this is happening, right, 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:14.919 But Hershey says it's happening. 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:15.680 Oh, it's happening. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:21.920 Reese whose demands that Hershey stops skimping on chocolate. When 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:25.840 viral in February said he trusts his taste PUDs more 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:28.959 than he trusts the company that produces iconic candies that 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:30.320 bear his family's name. 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:34.160 It's hard to disagree with him. Yeah, let's go, man, 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:36.600 you know what, that'll be so good. You know, it's 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:40.160 like it's time to get back to the old times, 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:44.760 back when Reese's cups taste like Reese cubs. No, not that, 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:49.120 not that hard cool, wouldn't that long ago? And we're 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:52.639 head of that direction too. But you know the point 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:55.119 of the matter is, if a Recee cup tastes like 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.879 a Reese cup again, it's probably actually bad for me 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:00.800 because now start eating the multi again. I weighed seven 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:01.560 hundred pounds again. 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.960 But your point is, look, look look at the net, 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:09.040