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Speaker 1: It's more of Mark Mark Simon on seven ten war.

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Speaker 2: Lay is Friday and Tomorrow daylight saving time after midnight,

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Speaker 2: and I remember, you lose an hour asleep tomorrow night

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Speaker 2: if you lose an hour, but it's worth it because

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Speaker 2: then starting Sunday, it's light out until six thirty six

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Speaker 2: forty every night. Spring is only two weeks away. Two

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Speaker 2: weeks from now, next week's going to be in the sixties,

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Speaker 2: so that's kind of like spring. Then you get just

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Speaker 2: one more week and then it is spring. President Trump,

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Speaker 2: when it comes to Iran, no deal, no deal, the

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Speaker 2: deal is total surrender. He talked about it yesterday and.

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Speaker 3: Once again calling on all members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard,

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Speaker 3: the military, and the police to lay down their arms.

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Speaker 3: Are only going to be killed.

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Speaker 2: Well, and we'll see what happens. Oil prices.

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Speaker 3: Their action to reduce pressure on oil is eminent, and

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Speaker 3: the oil seems to have pretty much stableized. We had

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Speaker 3: it very low. I had to take this little detour.

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Speaker 3: If it's okay with everybody, Scott, it's okay with you,

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Speaker 3: Scott's someone has to put up with it.

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Speaker 2: He said, you have to do this now. I said,

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Speaker 2: I have to do it.

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Speaker 3: Scott, right, but it's been very strong and everybody, including Scott,

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Speaker 3: everybody feels we had really no choice. It was gonna

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Speaker 3: they're going to hit us if we didn't hit them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a spike in oil. It's a spike. It's

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Speaker 2: a spike. It's temporary, and there are steps that can take.

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Speaker 2: They can release oil out of the strategic reserve, things

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Speaker 2: like that to bring down the price.

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Speaker 3: But they're tough and they want to fight. Yeah, Ran,

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Speaker 3: But they're tough and they want to fight, and they're calling.

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Speaker 3: They're saying, how do we make a deal. I said,

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Speaker 3: you're being a little bit late, and we want to

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Speaker 3: fight now more than they do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they won many many of those Iranian leaders trying

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Speaker 2: to make a deal, not all of them. The President

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Speaker 2: said he wants to have some say and who the

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Speaker 2: new leader is, who we choose. They did have a

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Speaker 2: list of some people that they would have found acceptable.

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Speaker 2: They believe some of them were killed in all of this,

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Speaker 2: but they'll come up with a name.

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Speaker 3: We have the greatest military anywhere in the world. Their

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Speaker 3: navy is gone twenty four ships in three days. That's

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Speaker 3: a lot of ships. They're anti aircraft weapons are gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they have eliminated, entirely eliminated the Iranian Navy, the

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Speaker 2: Iranian Air Force is gone, and as far as offensive capabilities,

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Speaker 2: the ability to launch drones missiles, it's down ninety percent.

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Speaker 2: Actually that was earlier this morning. It's probably ninety two

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Speaker 2: percent by now, so they're pretty much unable to do anything.

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Speaker 2: At this point.

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Speaker 3: The United States military, together with the wonderful Israeli partners,

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Speaker 3: continues to totally demolish the enemy, far ahead of schedule.

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Speaker 2: All right, things are going well, it's day seven. It's

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Speaker 2: only day seven, so imagine a week from now. This

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Speaker 2: could be over in a week, two weeks, three weeks.

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Speaker 2: They originally said four weeks, but it could be over

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Speaker 2: very soon anyway. Hey, as I said, it's a spring

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Speaker 2: in two weeks. Look at this, I'm getting Easter ads already.

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Speaker 2: Here's one from a restaurant Easter dinner. Here's one Easter sale,

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Speaker 2: so it's practically Easter already. That's good. Hey, remember talking

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Speaker 2: yesterday about these fringe characters. They used to be mainstream,

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Speaker 2: but Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candae Owens, they're just tossed

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Speaker 2: out of whatever they were doing, fired from their networks

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Speaker 2: home and their pajamas, and then they start spending money

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Speaker 2: on it. They build a set in their house, they

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Speaker 2: But they're just fringe characters. They're not really employed anywhere,

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Speaker 2: and the only way they get any attention is to

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Speaker 2: and do all of that. And Tucker's been one of

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Speaker 2: the worst. He's been sounding very very very offensive, anti semitic,

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Speaker 2: totally anti Trump. Well, finally yesterday President Trump denounced him

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Speaker 2: and cut him off. Finally, today Trump officially cut Tucker

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Speaker 2: Carl some loose from his movement and said he big letters.

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Speaker 2: He's not Maga. Tucker has lost his way. Told this

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Speaker 2: to ABC News to Jonathan Carl I knew it a

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Speaker 2: Maga is making our country grade. Tucker is none of

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Speaker 2: the things that we are. Tucker is really not smart

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Speaker 2: enough to understand that. Well, he's pretty smart. He's just

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Speaker 2: you're on a big network, You're getting millions and millions

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Speaker 2: You say something crazy, and all of a sudden, all

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Speaker 2: it's like a drug. You get addicted. So you do

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Speaker 2: it again the next day and the next day. He

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Speaker 2: keep saying crazier things, trying to get attention, but President

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Speaker 2: Trump making it clear Tucker has nothing to do with him,

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Speaker 2: or MAGA or anything.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson was asked to respond. He said, quote, there

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Speaker 2: are times they get annoyed with Trump right now, definitely included.

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Speaker 2: But I'll always love him no matter what he says

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Speaker 2: about me. All right, well that's pretty gracious, But just

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Speaker 2: remember when it comes to Tucker Carlton, Megan, Kelly, Candaso,

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Speaker 2: on whoever else joins that crazy lunatic fringe. Tune them out.

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Speaker 2: Just ignore them. It's like the new Alex Jones, that

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Speaker 2: the new QAnon or whatever they are. Just ignore them.

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Speaker 2: They're just internet fringe characters. Now. Hey, after Iran what

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Speaker 2: could be next Cuba President's already talking about it. Cuba

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Speaker 2: is going to fall too. Now that doesn't mean we're

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Speaker 2: going to war with Cuba, but as the President points out,

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Speaker 2: we cut off their oil, we cut off their money,

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Speaker 2: was the sole source for a lot of things. And

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Speaker 2: Cuba wants to make a deal, and they're working on

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Speaker 2: this behind the scenes. They're already back channel shading on this.

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Speaker 2: There'll be no more money, oil, or anything going to Cuba, zero,

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Speaker 2: he wrote on truth Social I strongly suggest they make

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Speaker 2: a deal before it's too late. Now, when a guy

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Speaker 2: I don't know. But after watching what happened in Iran,

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Speaker 2: that's a little different. He says you better make a

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Speaker 2: So expect something to happen in Cuba. Within a couple

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Speaker 2: of months, will have liberated Iran. You'll have hopefully a

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Speaker 2: big threat to Israel, to US, to the Middle East.

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Speaker 2: It'll be amazing break then imagine if he liberates Cuba

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Speaker 2: It's the greatest thing to ever happened for Israel. It

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Speaker 2: eliminates Israel's biggest threat. Remember it's Iran that was behind

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Speaker 2: October seventh. It was a Ran that funds Hamas and

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Speaker 2: It's the best thing that ever happened to Israel. And

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Speaker 2: have Iran cleaned up within weeks, long before the mid terms.

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Speaker 2: And that's a lot of things are based on the

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Speaker 2: midterm elections. It's in the fall. You still got months

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Speaker 2: and months and months, which that's a lifetime in politics.

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Speaker 2: That's one reason the Christynome firing and the appointment of

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Speaker 2: like a foreign policy genius for pulling it off. Hey,

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Speaker 2: you know, the oscars are March fifteenth.

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 2: A week from Sunday. That's a week from Sunday. Week

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Speaker 2: at stuff leaking out of there. The Academy wants Barbara

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Speaker 2: bless her. She's an incredible, unbelievable singer. But I hate

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Speaker 2: the world doesn't know who the hell she is anymore.

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Speaker 2: one hundred great the greatest DJs and contemporary music are

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Speaker 2: They think this will be a powerful moment in memory

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Speaker 2: of Robert Redford. She comes out live and sings the

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Speaker 2: Way We Were. But again, sixty five percent of the

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Speaker 2: They barely know who Robert Redford is. I mean, I've

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Speaker 2: you know, all we heard about is the Clintons and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein and they were on this trip where that's

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Speaker 2: I didn't did you actually have any sexual activities? No, No,

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Speaker 2: I'd only met him a couple of Well, now here's

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Speaker 2: the actual These are the details of the trip. It

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Speaker 2: Clinton Road on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. Was him in Gallaine.

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Speaker 2: Maxwell the snapshot in the hot water, the hot tub

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Speaker 2: that they first stopped. Well, actually they went to Brunei.

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Speaker 2: A twenty thousand dollars a night. This is twenty years ago,

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Speaker 2: so it's like a forty thousand dollars a night now.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. So I got a nice

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Speaker 2: go to John and Florida. John, how you doing?

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Speaker 6: Come on in man, Mark. I wish these companies would

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Speaker 2: Trump, right Yeah, it's not just the oil companies, the

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Speaker 2: to Dave in Chicago. Dave, how you.

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Speaker 7: Doing, good morning, Mark. I'm doing very well. Thank you, Mark.

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Speaker 7: I cannot understand why college campuses are protesting Operation Epic Fury.

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Speaker 7: They should be listening to you on wor watching Fox

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Speaker 7: News Newsmax. Is that possible that these professors and students

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Speaker 2: It's not only possible, it's exactly what happened. I don't

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Linda in Long Island. Linda, how you doing?

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 2: You got to do it right, it's how are you?

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Speaker 2: It's deep, it's not high.

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Speaker 2: You have to practice. It's the official mar Alago greeting.

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Speaker 5: I love that. I love when you do that. Okay, quickly,

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Speaker 2: Actually we had John Tarney on Last Hour, the most

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Speaker 2: Now I'm listening to you, I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 5: Huh Steve? How about Steve Moore?

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Speaker 2: Brilliant?

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Speaker 5: He is brilliant?

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Speaker 4: He you grief.

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Speaker 5: We should not mall with the interest rate. The valuable

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Speaker 2: Now, where do you live? You live in Long Island?

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Speaker 2: Where do you live in Long Island?

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Speaker 5: No, no, I can't tell you. You keep trying to get here.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Mark, and thanks for taking my call. For

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Speaker 4: last administration had three buttes Garland, Majorcus, and Ray that

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Speaker 2: A very good point. That was the worst cabinet ever assembled.

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Speaker 2: In fact, in business school they should teach that, you know,

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Speaker 2: How you doing, Hey?

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Speaker 1: Thanks Mark. You know, firstly, if I got to my point,

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Speaker 1: You know. The funny thing is Trump is liberating the

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Good point. Also, it's pretty clear now that the Democrats

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Speaker 2: So when they watch Democrats, it says, if Democrats want

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Speaker 2: when we come back, Oh, Jackie Martlin will be with us. Now,

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Speaker 2: this is going to be interesting. Jackie Martlin is all

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Speaker 2: through the Epstein files. Nothing bad, nothing bad, all good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Apparently Epstein was a real starstruck fan when it came

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Speaker 2: ten WR Mark the Moons on WR. Well, Hey, Jackie Martlin,

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Speaker 2: Jackie the joke Man, the great comedian. By the way,

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Speaker 2: if you're in Long Island tonight, he'll be at McGuire's

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Speaker 2: We got a lot of listeners in Florida. He'll be there.

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Speaker 2: April eighteenth, ben to Reno's Estero, Florida, and he's with

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm doing good. Mark. Everything is fine. It looks

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Speaker 2: So that's exciting, you know, stops already. Hey, I got

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Speaker 8: Something, and you're gonna ask me anything, all right.

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Speaker 2: I'm going through the Epstein files. Apparently Epstein, you're in there.

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Speaker 2: Nothing bad, nothing bad. But apparently this guy was a

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Speaker 1: What you know.

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Speaker 8: He was on my joke Land email list, and every

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Speaker 2: Tell us about He apparently was a huge fan of

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Speaker 8: No, he'd liked comics, but he loved jokes, like a

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Speaker 8: lot of smart people love jokes, especially dirty jokes. I

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Speaker 8: know if dere would tell you, Albert Einstein's favorite joke

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Speaker 2: Hey, but tell about tell us about Epstein. Though you

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Speaker 2: the comedians or lunch.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 8: I went to one dinner there with the guys, and

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Speaker 8: it was just great. This is long before yeah, long

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Speaker 8: before anything was going on. You know, it was like

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Speaker 8: April of twenty fifteen, so nobody really knew anything about him. Hey,

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Speaker 8: I'm a comedian. A free dinner with a bunch of

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Speaker 8: other comedians. You know, you couldn't keep me away from that,

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Speaker 8: you know.

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Speaker 2: And you know this guy, Bobby Slayton.

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Speaker 8: The comedian, he's a dear friend.

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Speaker 2: Yes, apparently he is. Epstein was a huge fan of his.

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Speaker 2: Used to give him an apartment whenever he came to

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Speaker 2: New York.

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Speaker 8: And well, you know, no comedian is ever going to

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Speaker 8: turn down a free a free lunch.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 8: The story about a famous I'm not going to say

447
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Speaker 8: it was, but a very famous you know, singer, composer, songwriter,

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Speaker 8: and they said they would, thinking they're using one of

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Speaker 8: his songs the movie. And there was a really rich guy.

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Speaker 8: So they went to the rich guy's house and the

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Speaker 8: rich guy served them a really incredible meal and it

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Speaker 8: was wonderful, and then they watched the movie and they said, well,

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Speaker 8: what do you think you want to put one of

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Speaker 8: your songs in this movie? He says, you know, I

455
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Speaker 8: really don't know. I think I need to see it again.

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Speaker 8: So they came back the next night and had another

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Speaker 8: huge dinner and then he said no, and his friend said,

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Speaker 8: you never intended on letting the music music? He said no,

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Speaker 8: but man, those.

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Speaker 4: Dinners were great.

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Speaker 8: That tells the whole story.

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Speaker 2: He put it out every star, comedian, celebrity when they're

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Speaker 2: on the road, every town they got some rich guy

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Speaker 2: who's a big fan who takes you out.

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Speaker 8: It never fails, and they are always great people, and

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Speaker 8: you know you cannot lose all. Right on to the jokes.

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Speaker 8: So two girlfriends run into each other. First one says,

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Speaker 8: you should see the guy I'm seeing. He's got a ferrari,

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Speaker 8: a beach house and he's Tampton and he buys the

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Speaker 8: old guys a jewelry. The other girl says, wow, the

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Speaker 8: guy i'm and has an erection. It sticks out so

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Speaker 8: far twelve canaries can perch on it. So then the

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Speaker 8: next week they running each other, and the first girl says,

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Speaker 8: you know, I gotta tell you something I exaggerated last week.

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Speaker 8: My guy doesn't have a ferrari, it's a dodge dart,

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Speaker 8: and his beach house is a little house in Leathertown

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Speaker 8: with an inflatable pool. The only thing he's ever given

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Speaker 8: me is a few beers to get me in bed.

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Speaker 8: The second girl says, well, I exaggerated a bit too.

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Speaker 8: The twelfth canary has to stand on one foot. It's

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Speaker 8: a class. That's a classic. So a guy, because the bartender,

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Speaker 8: I can't take it. I can't take it. My wife

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Speaker 8: walks around all day and crotchless panties. The bartender is

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Speaker 8: crotchless panties. Ooh, that sounds hot as hell. The guy says, yeah,

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Speaker 8: the only problem is they weren't crotchless when she bought them.

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Speaker 8: So three nuns, here you go. Three nuns are standing

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Speaker 8: on the street corner when a flasher walks up and

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Speaker 8: he opens up his raincoat. The first nun has a stroke,

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Speaker 8: and the second nun has a stroke, and the third

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Speaker 8: nun doesn't touch him.

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Speaker 2: I can't say that.

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Speaker 8: He push again.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Truck.

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Speaker 8: A truck driver goes into a brothel and he hands

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Speaker 8: the man of a thousand bucks. He says, I want

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Speaker 8: you rub with this woman and a baroney sandwich. She says,

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Speaker 8: for thousand dollars, you can have my prettiest girl and

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Speaker 8: surf and turf. He says, look, lady, I ain't horny.

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Speaker 8: I'm homesick. So old lady pushes her card to a

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Speaker 8: gas station. The mechanic says, what's the matter, She's that

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Speaker 8: camped out. He opens the horden. In a few minutes,

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Speaker 8: the car's pouring like a kitten. She says, what's the story.

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Speaker 8: The mechanic says, crab in the carburetor. She says, how

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Speaker 8: often I gotta do that?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 2: Jackie and worse. Yeah, it's a two weeks till spring.

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Speaker 2: You're in Bayville, Long Island. It's right on the beach.

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Speaker 2: This must be the best time of year, like you're

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Speaker 2: just getting ready to take advantage of the weather.

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Speaker 8: It's the wall, the snow has melted. Another month will

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Speaker 8: be in the water. It's it's just fantastic. A big

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Speaker 8: show tonight out in Bohemia, and then I got the

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Speaker 8: rest of the weekend to hang with the family and

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Speaker 8: you know, starting trying to get the yard put back together.

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Speaker 8: After you know, the winter blows everything all over the

517
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Speaker 8: place and the place is a mess. But now it's

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Speaker 8: going to be beautiful again. I just love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jackie martinly gonna be at McGuire's comedy club tonight Bohemia,

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Speaker 2: Long Island, seven point thirty. And then you're going to Florida.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to Florida see an old friend. I'm

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Speaker 8: going up there Stero to work at Venturinos in a

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Speaker 8: sterow I. I never heard of that town before, but

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Speaker 8: I the guy's got a great comedy club down there,

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Speaker 8: so I'm gonna go down and give it a shot.

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Speaker 8: You know, there's nothing like a trip to Florida in

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Speaker 8: the winter. You know, it's always fun.

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Speaker 2: Was it easy to get people to laugh in Florida

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Speaker 2: or in New York?

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Speaker 8: You know, it's the same people, mark you now, Florida.

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Speaker 8: Florida is just Queen's with palm trees. Hey, so a

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Speaker 8: guy walks in from work AND's a stranger start naked

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Speaker 8: with his wife on the living room floor. The guy says, glory,

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Speaker 8: and what are you doing. She turns to the stranger

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Speaker 8: and says, I told you he was stupid. Ohright, here's

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Speaker 8: one of those questions for you. What would you call

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Speaker 8: a guy with no arms? So a guy London nor hooker.

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Speaker 8: And she's got an incredible set of jugs, big huge hooters.

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Speaker 8: He says, Hey, lady, how much to kiss those? She

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Speaker 8: says one hundred bucks, takes somebody the hand, leads them

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Speaker 8: into an alley. She takes the top off. The guy

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Speaker 8: puts his nose down between the bobs, starts nuzzling and nuzzling.

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Speaker 8: He keeps nuzzling. She says, well, he's gonna kiss him

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Speaker 8: or not. He says, I'd love to, lady, but I

545
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Speaker 8: can't afford it. Now, that's pretty stupid.

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Speaker 2: I love them though, No, they're great. So hey, everybody,

547
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: also get the documentary. I love that documentary on you.

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Speaker 2: It's on Amazon Prime.

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Speaker 8: Right yeah, and one more people are noticing it. You know,

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Speaker 8: I keep getting emails from people and there's a lot

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Speaker 8: of stuff in there. People have no idea about me,

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Speaker 8: which is really fun. You know, and it's great. And

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00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 8: out here I've been doing ads for a pot dispensary.

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Speaker 8: It's like, I guess I am never going to grow

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Speaker 8: up Mark.

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Speaker 2: I guess that's you know, I don't see who's the

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Speaker 2: pot type. But okay, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 4: I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: So but what it's this documentary. It's called Joke Man.

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Speaker 2: It's on Amazon Prime. You'll love it.

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Speaker 8: So I'd been doing a million of those cameras. Do

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Speaker 8: you do those? Do you do cameos?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 8: Oh, well you don't need the money. But you know,

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Speaker 8: I don't even need I just love doing them because

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Speaker 8: I sit there and do five minutes worth of jokes.

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Speaker 8: It's like a warm up for anything, you know, and

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Speaker 8: I get paid for doing it. And you know, people say, oh,

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Speaker 8: my mother, you know, she loves potty jokes and she

570
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Speaker 8: hates my father and they live in Florida. And I

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Speaker 8: just go down the list and do ten jokes about

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Speaker 8: those topics or whatever they want, you know, and I

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Speaker 8: get tips and I get good write ups. You know,

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Speaker 8: it's it's made for an idiot like me. You know,

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Speaker 8: all these jokes are sitting there going to waste and boom.

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Speaker 2: You know, just go to cameo dot com slash Jackie Martling. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we just a boy out of time, give us one more.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 8: Two guys are sitting in the barn and a pretty

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Speaker 8: girl walks in. The first guy says, wow, she's an eight.

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Speaker 8: Second guy says at one. Another pretty girl walks in.

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Speaker 8: The first guy says, wow, she's an eight.

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Speaker 1: Five.

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Speaker 8: Second guys as one. Then a really stunner beautiful goal

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Speaker 8: walks in. The first guy says, my god, look at

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Speaker 8: her nine to five. Second guys is maybe at two.

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Speaker 8: First guys, wait there, wait a minute. Those first two

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00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 8: girls were really pretty, but this last girl's incredible. How

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Speaker 8: the hell could you give her a two on a

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Speaker 8: one to ten scale. Second guy says, I don't use

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Speaker 8: that old one to ten scale. I use the Budweiser system.

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Speaker 8: The first guy says, the Budweiser system. What's that? He says,

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Speaker 8: that's how many Clydesdales had take to rip her off

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Speaker 8: my face. Hey, hello, the boys at Bayville Seafood, they

595
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 8: are so excited because it's spring and they're gonna sell

596
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Speaker 8: so much stuff. And then I'm gonna steal some shrimp

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Speaker 8: out the back door. And it's that simple. I said,

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Speaker 8: I have a great sho.

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Speaker 2: You soon, Jackie Martlin. Tonight McGuire's comedy Club Bohemia will

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Speaker 2: be there tonight seven point thirty. Jackie Martlin, thanks for

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Speaker 2: being with us. Take care. Hey, don't forget Bucking Clay

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Speaker 2: at noon today, right after the news. And remember Curtis

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Speaker 2: Sleewas starts Monday. This Monday, he'll be joining the morning show.

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Speaker 2: It'll be Curtis and Larry every morning six to ten

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Speaker 2: right here on WR starting Monday.

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Speaker 3: Mister New York Mark Simone on the Voice of New

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Speaker 3: York seven wor.

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Speaker 2: Well, hey, we're out of time. Don't forget tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: You set your clocks. I had one hour, so you'll

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Speaker 2: lose an hour of sleep, but we'll be on daylight

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Speaker 2: saving time for Sunday. I'll be back on Monday. You know,

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Speaker 2: if you can't listen to the show live ten to noon,

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Speaker 2: you could listen to the show anytime, day or night.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you want to hear the show. You just get

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Speaker 2: the podcast wherever you get podcasts. And remember, if you're

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Speaker 2: a podcast listener, there's a bonus segment on the weekend,

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Speaker 2: so you'll get an extra show that way. So I'll

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Speaker 2: be back on Monday. It'll be a whole new lineup

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Speaker 2: beginning Monday morning. It's Curtis Sliwa and Larry MENTI, Curtis

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Speaker 2: and Larry H six to ten and then I'll be

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Speaker 2: right after them at ten. I'll talk to you Monday.

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Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, seven ten wo