Speaker 1: Get started. No phone screen or Friday. We look forward
Speaker 1: to it all week number one, because it's on a Friday,
Speaker 1: and we love Fridays because it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: So you get to call in and be on the
Speaker 1: radio and say anything you want, and we don't screen
Speaker 1: the phone calls. So what would you say if you
Speaker 1: could be on the radio. Well, there's a couple of guidelines.
Speaker 1: Number one, you can't swear, you can't do shout out.
Speaker 1: You do have to be at least sixteen. I know
Speaker 1: it's cute to hear your little four year old on
Speaker 1: the radio, but it's only cute to you. No, it's
Speaker 1: cute to me too, because I love that. That's very cute.
Speaker 1: But we don't do that. And then of course no politics,
Speaker 1: and no shouting out like a local business. And then
Speaker 1: no shouting out like oh there's a farmer's market in Shockapy, Damn,
Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I do care though. Yeah, all right, let's go on
Speaker 1: the phone here and see what we got. We'll get
Speaker 1: on the phone and put you live on the radio.
Speaker 1: Keep ringing until you get answered, because we don't pick
Speaker 1: you up and screen you. Hello, you're up first on
Speaker 1: No Phone screen or Friday, what's your name? Sebastian, Sebastian,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 3: I just wanted to know a little more about Boo
Speaker 3: Bash because I was the one that had to miss
Speaker 3: this two years in the row after winning the ticket.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the same without you. I mean seriously, people
Speaker 1: came up to me all night said where's Sebastian and
Speaker 1: I said, Unfortunately, he couldn't make it. They said, oh
Speaker 1: my god, is he's sick? And I said, no, he
Speaker 1: just couldn't make it. But it was awesome. It was epic,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry you missed it, but we'll do it
Speaker 1: again next year. Yeah, Katie, w you be no phone screener? Friday,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Dan made it to Boo Bash and
Speaker 1: drunk off his arse, But he's in the first fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes drunk off his ars, drunk to day. This is
Speaker 1: he's not drunk. He has a traumatic brain injury and
Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. He wrapped He wrapped a
Speaker 1: four wheeler around a tree, barely survived, so he sounds drunk,
Speaker 1: but he's still a pain in the arse every time.
Speaker 1: What's up, Dan? What do you want?
Speaker 4: I was just one of the thank you for I'm
Speaker 4: most wonder if there is no such thing motivation, no
Speaker 4: such thing as motivations, self discipline.
Speaker 5: Okay, on Motivational Monday, you said self discipline is the thing,
Speaker 5: not motivation.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I think the thing is is like we can wish
Speaker 1: for all this, we can hope for a better this,
Speaker 1: but it's the ones of us who get out of
Speaker 1: the shower and actually go do something. Dan, I've got
Speaker 1: your license plate thing hanging in the studio.
Speaker 2: Yes, he does, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Katie WB No phones. You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make a rule one time first time callers only,
Speaker 1: first time callers only, not this time, but write it
Speaker 1: down for next week, first time callers only. Because we
Speaker 1: get our regulars. We love our regulars, but I want
Speaker 1: other people to get a chance to call in. Hello,
Speaker 1: no phone screen you Friday year on the radio? What's
Speaker 1: your name?
Speaker 7: Well, it's your favorite Matt. So I decided I'm really
Speaker 7: glad that you changed that rule for next week and
Speaker 7: not this week.
Speaker 1: Yep, you're good, You're good.
Speaker 7: All right, I'm gonna throw the pod for two real
Speaker 7: quick things. Number one, you guys are talking about Christmas
Speaker 7: music yesterday, Mariah carries.
Speaker 1: Absolutely see that's a Christmas guy is yeah, one more
Speaker 1: time you clicked out go ahead? All right, he's gone. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the gods of No phone screener Friday saying we
Speaker 1: love you Matt, but not we don't care about Christmas.
Speaker 1: Katwb no phone screener Friday, what's your name? And Andreas,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 3: I got for Sacramento. I just want to say a
Speaker 3: quote that I heard.
Speaker 1: It was boys.
Speaker 3: Complain about how it should be and men deal with
Speaker 3: what it is. So take it on the chin man
Speaker 3: keep it going.
Speaker 1: Say that again.
Speaker 3: Boys complain about how it should be and men deal
Speaker 3: with what it is.
Speaker 1: Talk about it. I like it. How did you find
Speaker 1: our show in Sacramento?
Speaker 3: I just I was looking for a funny podcast on
Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio app and I've seen that nearly seven listeners
Speaker 3: sing and I just thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, that worked that. We came up with that
Speaker 1: years ago. The boss wanted to be like more music
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's boring. That's every freaking radio station
Speaker 1: in the world. So I said, how about now with
Speaker 1: nearly seven listeners, which that is roped in so many
Speaker 1: people because you can tell that's a funny station.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like six and a half listeners essentially, because
Speaker 5: it's almost.
Speaker 1: It's almost seven listeners. Thank you, no phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 1: You're on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: My name is Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 8: Hey man?
Speaker 3: I just want to know, Dave, what it's like.
Speaker 1: To be certified.
Speaker 2: A certified what's it like to be certified certified of what?
Speaker 1: Certified legend? Legend?
Speaker 2: Legend?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think, I don't think I am,
Speaker 1: but go on, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3: I mean, Jenny's one, so when one sees when we
Speaker 3: know one, you know, certified legends, all right, we.
Speaker 2: Can keep talking to.
Speaker 1: Like, don't make me sing, oh man, and don't feel
Speaker 1: left out, my guy say it?
Speaker 7: So what let me hear it?
Speaker 1: Certified legend baby him on one on me? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: And what about Bailey?
Speaker 2: And I'm here too, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yep, And that's what we're here for.
Speaker 7: We just certified legends, all right?
Speaker 1: Thank you, yep, thank you.
Speaker 5: Certify you also a certified legend all right?
Speaker 1: I think legend right now too. Thank you for being
Speaker 1: here today. What's gonna happen, no phone screener Friday, you're
Speaker 1: up next. What's your name? Hi?
Speaker 3: My name is Avery.
Speaker 1: Hi, Avery, Hi.
Speaker 7: I just have a question.
Speaker 1: We're ready.
Speaker 9: When do you guys start playing Christmas music?
Speaker 1: Probably after thanks Giving we'll play We'll drop one in
Speaker 1: here and there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to DJ play that Christmas
Speaker 1: song again.
Speaker 2: To be honest, do your share impression?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Christmas song?
Speaker 1: All right, Katie? But you being no phone screener Friday.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 8: Hi? My name is Kendra and I am from Brooklyn, Centermannsoda.
Speaker 7: How are you guys?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 8: So I am a truck driver. I'm currently down in
Speaker 8: Texas Hooks, Texas. Have you ever heard of it? But
Speaker 8: I wanted to call in. You guys were talking earlier
Speaker 8: about awesome story songs. Yeah, and I thought of a
Speaker 8: really good one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Convoy by c W is such a good song.
Speaker 1: Pull out Convoy by Sea.
Speaker 2: I got Dark of the Moon on the twelfth June.
Speaker 1: And a ken Worth holland Hoggs have will repeat with
Speaker 1: the reefer on and ken Worthull and Loss. I was
Speaker 1: headed for mayor on Iowa. Oh, here we go. This
Speaker 1: year's rubber duck. You've got a copy on me, big fan.
Speaker 1: Come on, you have for sure, for sure black Gully,
Speaker 1: it's clean clear to black Town. Come on, what is this?
Speaker 1: We definitely got the front door, good buddy verse.
Speaker 3: It looks like.
Speaker 1: Convoy convoys, a big bunch of trucks, little violin. It
Speaker 1: was a darker than moving.
Speaker 6: On the sixth of June and a Kenworth pulling the
Speaker 6: lost is real, cab over Pete with a reefer on
Speaker 6: and a Jimmy hauling huggs.
Speaker 1: We is heading for bear On.
Speaker 6: I one oh, about a mile out of Shaky Town.
Speaker 6: I said, pay ten this year, and I'm about to
Speaker 6: put the hammer down.
Speaker 1: Sounds like Dave. Okay, that's probably enough.
Speaker 2: Wow, it sounds like you that does something like you.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the ooze and the puss in a
Speaker 1: moment the dark of the moon. On the twelfth of June,
Speaker 1: cab over Peat with a reefer on and a n
Speaker 1: pulling and a convoy shaky tone. About a mile, I said,
Speaker 1: big pen, this year's rubber duck. We just ain't gonna
Speaker 1: pay no toll. So we crashed the gate doing ninety eight.
Speaker 1: I said, let them truckers roll ten four?
Speaker 2: Wo god, what are we doing right now?
Speaker 1: That was the first rap song ever? All right, get
Speaker 1: back to it? Did you did you hear all of that?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: Are you still there? Thanks? Thanks for the idea. Keep
Speaker 1: it between the keep it between the ditches. What are
Speaker 1: you still going? Go ahead?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Sorry? That so apparently I was reading this behind the
Speaker 8: music thing and the c W Mcow was actually a
Speaker 8: fictional character created by an AD executive for a bread commercial.
Speaker 8: The executive name is Bill Fries and I think that's
Speaker 8: hilarious for a convoy the song.
Speaker 1: It's a true story. He was an AD executive writer whatever,
Speaker 1: and he came up with this character c W. Bacall
Speaker 1: and the song was called Convoy Boy. Rich would just
Speaker 1: have a seizure if he was today. Hey, keep it
Speaker 1: between the ditches, eights and aces on you good buddy?
Speaker 8: Ten four?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Katie would be back to
Speaker 1: the action. No phone screen or Friday, you're up next?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Hello? Etcetera.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember me.
Speaker 1: I no, I don't remember. I don't remember where I
Speaker 1: parked my car. So what do you want? What's up?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I was I was just wondering, do you know why
Speaker 3: there isn't a pregnant Barbie doll?
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Speaker 2: A joke though? Why there?
Speaker 3: I guess Ken comes in another box?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't I don't get that.
Speaker 2: Are you being serious?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, keep it going, all right?
Speaker 1: Next one? No phone screen? Your Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: My name is Marco oh.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to talk about a story. We had
Speaker 7: a Gary Spivey prediction on Booty Cruise Times. My daughter
Speaker 7: had asked him about her next pregnancy if she was
Speaker 7: going to get pregnant again, because Jaredy had two older girls.
Speaker 7: They prayed for their mom to get pregnant with twins,
Speaker 7: and then she got pregnant and had twins, and so
Speaker 7: the girls were pregnant or pregnant. They were asked. They
Speaker 7: were said they were praying again for their mom to
Speaker 7: have twins, and so she asked Scary if she would
Speaker 7: one get pregnant again and two if they would be twins,
Speaker 7: and he said she would get pregnant again, but she
Speaker 7: would have one girl. And she did get pregnant again,
Speaker 7: and she had twin boys.
Speaker 1: Wow, Gary, she did get pregnant. All right? No phone
Speaker 1: screen for Friday. You're up next? What's your name? Hi, Shave,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 8: I just wanted to call, and I just wish my
Speaker 8: son and his girlfriend left this weekend. They're having their
Speaker 8: first baby and I'm going to be a first time grandma.
Speaker 2: So oh grandma.
Speaker 1: Wow baby. The problem is we don't do shout out
Speaker 1: one show, but you sneak you sneaked one in. But
Speaker 1: I mean good for you, Grammy, Thanks for calling. A
Speaker 1: couple of more. Katie will be no phone screener Friday.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 9: I'm Sam?
Speaker 1: Hi Sam? What's up?
Speaker 9: Nice? I'm just calling. This is for Jenny.
Speaker 8: One.
Speaker 9: I think it's super exciting just all of your kitchen
Speaker 9: renovations and how you're trying new things. I just think
Speaker 9: that's really awesome.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 9: And your kitchen looks great.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 9: And then two, I was up in the lou Two
Speaker 9: Harbors a couple of weekends ago with my husband and
Speaker 9: we tried out that Cedar coffee company that you had
Speaker 9: on your blog.
Speaker 2: Yeah did you love it?
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, yes, we love it. That will be
Speaker 9: a new place to go. Back to every time we're
Speaker 9: up there. It was so good and like the woods
Speaker 9: outside in the back were just beautiful. But yeah, I
Speaker 9: just wanted to say things for those recommendations, and.
Speaker 1: You're an influencer.
Speaker 2: That is awesome.
Speaker 1: Good for you. I love that. Thank you, Shay, Katie
Speaker 1: w be no phone screener Friday. Hello, what's your name name?
Speaker 4: Calvin?
Speaker 1: What's up Calvin?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 3: Just wanted to know, uh, which one of you guys
Speaker 3: is cooking the turkey?
Speaker 1: We are not. We are not doing the turkey this year.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to a restaurant this year.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna smoke us a turkey. I might do this,
Speaker 5: smoke us a turkey last year.
Speaker 1: Remind me and I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Dave put it in there, bring in the smoker.
Speaker 1: We want the turkey.
Speaker 2: I just reminded toy you.
Speaker 1: That's no phone screen or Friday on Katie, like, b
Speaker 1: why do we have the song devil went down to
Speaker 1: Georgia pol Why just.
Speaker 5: Other people were talking about how it's the best story song.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know if you wanted to talk about
Speaker 5: the story of how that's your loving song.
Speaker 1: No, I pulled that off one time and I never
Speaker 1: pulled it off.
Speaker 2: I'll drop it.
Speaker 1: We were talking about story songs earlier and seriously, if
Speaker 1: you missed the last hour of the show, go back
Speaker 1: and listen. That was probably the most fun I've had
Speaker 1: in years.
Speaker 2: Where can I listen to it?
Speaker 1: Dave on the iHeartRadio app, Yeah, it goes, it goes
Speaker 1: off the rails. And we played a song that if
Speaker 1: Rich was listening, he would have I mean it would
Speaker 1: have been on the walls. It would have been all
Speaker 1: over the walls. Yes, he would have been so hard
Speaker 1: it would beyond the walls. So that is no phone
Speaker 1: screen on Friday on a d dole Uv