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Speaker 1: One o four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and

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Speaker 1: rich Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven

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Speaker 1: one oh four seven. The text line you can text

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Speaker 1: us anytime you text jj R and whatever is on

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Speaker 1: your mind. In ninety six eight ninety three. Big ups

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Speaker 1: and shout out to everybody that came out on the

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Speaker 1: Pride Parade yesterday. That was a lot of fun. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for supporting Pride and our beautiful float. Thanks to Pierre Forward,

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Speaker 1: Pat Hickey. Hey, you and your brother are awesome. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: so we have a good time.

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Speaker 2: We always like to walk the Pride Festival with some prices.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Rich, your wife's new business is beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really proud of her. She's a She is

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Speaker 3: a perfectionist when it comes to the details, as you

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Speaker 3: can see when you look around that joint. But she

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Speaker 3: is when it comes to herself too, And she was

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Speaker 3: telling me getting ready for this this event herself was harrowing,

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Speaker 3: and I thought I would bring her on to tell

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Speaker 3: you about her spraytan experience. Spray tan, Yeah, I have

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Speaker 3: not done a spray tan with where another person sprays

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Speaker 3: you down before the best. The last time I've done

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Speaker 3: that is when John Jay and I lost a bet

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Speaker 3: and we had to go into a spree tan booth.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you got sprayed like one hundred times, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Three times.

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Speaker 3: And then we had to like I think that was

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Speaker 3: right in front of when my son was getting baptized

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Speaker 3: that we did so we were purple looking, our skin

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Speaker 3: turn purple.

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Speaker 1: And that was bad. But uh so the place, by

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Speaker 1: the way is called the Hazley. Hi, Stacy, Hi, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Let's say someone wants to rent out the Hazley. Where

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Speaker 1: do they go?

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Speaker 2: Well, they just go to www dot the Hazley dot

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Speaker 2: com and that's h A I s l e y

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Speaker 2: like Haisley, but with an H the Hazley dot com.

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Speaker 1: So you have to put in the www.

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Speaker 2: No, I only did that as a little like get

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Speaker 2: ready a website is coming.

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Speaker 4: Stacey says, nothing without purpose.

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Speaker 3: That is absolutely true. That's why when I'm like, you

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Speaker 3: need to repeat that, I don't understand. I don't really

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Speaker 3: have to say that to her.

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Speaker 1: So Rich was and how you're getting ready for this event? So?

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Speaker 1: And when he raise a spray Tan and how you

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Speaker 1: so you've never had a person rich I've had that.

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Speaker 1: And I'd like to hear the woman point of view

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Speaker 1: because then I'd like to share with you the man

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Speaker 1: point of view. What's it like in a spray tan Stacy?

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I can't wait to hear your opinion on this,

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Speaker 2: John Jay, because I personally hate it, like I love

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Speaker 2: the outcome. Don't get me wrong, it is one of

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Speaker 2: life's greatest joys once you're done. However, However, before it

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Speaker 2: is the most awkward thing in the world, because, first

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Speaker 2: of all, you you know, to get a good one,

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Speaker 2: you need to strip down almost all the way. I

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Speaker 2: pretty much just wear underwear and that is it, and

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Speaker 2: that is it, and so it's like you are on

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Speaker 2: full display and it's just you and the woman standing there.

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Speaker 2: And first of all, it's always cold in those things.

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Speaker 2: So then so you're already uncomfortable. Then you have this

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Speaker 2: lady like looking at you, and you feel totally awkward

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Speaker 2: because she's trying to make small talk and I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to make the small talk back. But all I can

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Speaker 2: think of is how awkward I feel. And it is

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Speaker 2: so embarrassing when she's like, you know, so tell me

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Speaker 2: about your new place, and you know, like asking questions

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Speaker 2: and having me, you know, turn around and then be

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Speaker 2: like bend over a little more so I can get

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Speaker 2: your bottom. Oh my gosh, stop again. But here's the

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Speaker 2: thing I have noticed is the worst part, because I

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Speaker 2: get so discombobulated when I'm I'm in that situation. I

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Speaker 2: hate it so much that I don't want to talk.

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Speaker 2: I just want her to talk because I feel better

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Speaker 2: just listening. But I have noticed the last couple of

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Speaker 2: times i've done this that when I ask her a question,

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Speaker 2: sometimes she'll just you know, she'll spray. She'll answer, and

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Speaker 2: then she'll stop spraying and just keep telling you now,

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Speaker 2: so no talking.

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Speaker 1: And working there.

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Speaker 3: So you're like bent over and she's telling you about

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Speaker 3: her dog.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it's like no, now you're prolonging the agony.

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Speaker 2: He just like, get to your story and like you say, rich,

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Speaker 2: talk and work, talk and work, because otherwise it's just

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Speaker 2: now I've doubled the time that I'm standing there, completely vulnerable,

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Speaker 2: and it is terrible. So I finally just had to

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Speaker 2: learn that. Now what I do is I just praddle

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Speaker 2: on about everything and everything just so she'll keep working

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Speaker 2: while I talk and then it gets over faster. But

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Speaker 2: I feel like a complete and total idiot every time

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Speaker 2: that happens.

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Speaker 1: Well at least you're with somebody who's atlasia, with someone

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Speaker 1: who's of the same sex. I've had to go through that,

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Speaker 1: and it's a woman, and they put you when you're

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Speaker 1: a guy. I remember the last time I did it,

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Speaker 1: and the only reason I did is because I was

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Speaker 1: going to Mexico with a bunch of people to the

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Speaker 1: beach and I know they wanted to go lay out,

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Speaker 1: and I hate laying out. So I thought if I

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Speaker 1: was tan already and be like, I'm tan, I don't

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Speaker 1: need to layut you guys. So I got spray ten.

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Speaker 1: So when I go there, I remember they give you

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Speaker 1: this paper, black paper thong to put on, and so

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Speaker 1: I put it on. And then she comes in and

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Speaker 1: the girl that did me, she was nine months pregnant, right,

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Speaker 1: and she doesn't care. I get it. She doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: She's done this a thousand times. But as the person

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Speaker 1: getting spray ten, it's terrible. And they do this pose

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Speaker 1: and say, tell me, you know, it's where you put

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Speaker 1: your leg out and you got to turn it in,

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Speaker 1: so they get the inside of your calf and your

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Speaker 1: thigh and she's on her knees. She's on her knees,

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Speaker 1: and I've got this paper thong that does not I

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Speaker 1: mean it covers everything. So it's embarrassing enough because you

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Speaker 1: wish it didn't cover everything. I wish I had to

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Speaker 1: go well, so I got to use two hands, so

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Speaker 1: I just like, and she's just spray that. She put

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Speaker 1: your other foot out. Then you got to do that

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Speaker 1: thing where you put your hands up and you turn around.

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Speaker 1: You do these weird poll you know the names of them.

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Speaker 3: What did you do?

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Speaker 1: It was the last post call.

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Speaker 4: It's like star, but you can't go full up. Your

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Speaker 4: arms have to be slightly bent.

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Speaker 1: But as embarrassing as that is, I think getting waxed

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Speaker 1: has got to be war. My wife tells me about

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Speaker 1: the positions they put her in to get waxed.

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Speaker 2: You do the butterfly, the butterfly, the butterfly.

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Speaker 3: You ever you has ever done the butterfly.

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Speaker 1: I've ever wax butterfly like this? Oh I do that

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Speaker 1: to sun. I do that outside the backyard and called that's.

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Speaker 4: Called like happy baby, and you'll go.

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Speaker 1: Like to me, that's something like when you're a guy

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Speaker 1: to the lay. Were explaining to me one time at

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Speaker 1: a at a at a wax place, the guy the

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Speaker 1: positions they put the guys in which again they don't care,

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Speaker 1: but as the person getting wax, I don't want to be.

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Speaker 1: In fact, there's a friend of mine real quick he

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Speaker 1: posted on Instagram one time he was going to get

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Speaker 1: wax and he said, I love this place to get wax,

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Speaker 1: and I go. I messaged him because I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 1: trying to get like, you know, not my not my privates.

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Speaker 1: But I go, why do you go to this place?

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Speaker 1: It's so far away. He's like, honestly, she's older and

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Speaker 1: she's unattractive. I don't care if she sees my juncket.

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Speaker 1: You know that point. Yeah, he goes, have you seen

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Speaker 1: these girls that wax? They're really good looking? Not this person.

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Speaker 1: So I drive forty five minutes out of my way.

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Speaker 4: To get something to like being comfortable out of stacy.

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Speaker 4: I've had that experience so many times that I don't

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Speaker 4: get spray tan anymore. I just do self tanner at home.

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Speaker 4: Then I'm only awkward around me.

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Speaker 1: And when just tan elbow and Kyle or.

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Speaker 4: It's the darkest edge because when you guys see me,

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Speaker 4: I haven't rinsed yet, it's still developing.

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Speaker 1: That's why you do it, because you don't want to

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Speaker 1: sit there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't want the machine. I don't like

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Speaker 4: the machine. I feel like doesn't the color doesn't stay.

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Speaker 4: And also like there is an extra added convenience. Not

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Speaker 4: only is it not awkward, but I just do it

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Speaker 4: at home, like I don't have to leave my house.

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Speaker 1: Next time I go get spray tan, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: the Kim Kardashian thong.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's so funny jump scare.

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Speaker 1: Well. Thank you Stacy for sharing that wonderful story.

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Speaker 2: Well, and thank you guys for supporting me at my

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Speaker 2: special events and the grand opening.

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Speaker 1: Always love you, Love you Bye. Booby Booby Booby, I

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Speaker 1: mean I call her Booby. That's the spray Tam