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Speaker 1: This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, I god, that'll thick

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Speaker 1: brat he Charlie or in your houseband and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Streaming on roverradio dot com rovers Morning Glory guys.

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Speaker 3: Now, good morning, what's happening.

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Speaker 1: It is Friday, February thirteenth, twenty twenty six. Good board

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Speaker 1: against Rover's Border Glory. I'm Rover, Douge is here, Good morning, sir.

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Speaker 1: Charlie is here, Hi, Snitzer is here. Amen, Crystal is here. Hello,

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Speaker 1: and mister Jeffrey an on the rope, was holding us

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Speaker 1: all up. Yo, yo, yo, you're with us as well.

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Speaker 1: He's in the firebox. You're with us. Eight sixty six, yo,

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Speaker 1: Rover is our number eight sixty six nine six seven

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Speaker 1: six eight three seven. That's how you reach the show.

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Speaker 1: Give us a call at that number in text us

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Speaker 1: at that number that comes into the studio in real time.

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Speaker 1: But the best way give us a call eight sixty

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Speaker 1: six nine six seven six eighty three seven. I'll get

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Speaker 1: to your email here in just a moment. Hey, I

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Speaker 1: want to say.

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Speaker 4: That we had a rare alignment of the cars in

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Speaker 4: the garage today, a rare alignment.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we had to all take ten minutes to uh

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Speaker 1: to watch this rare alignment. It's like when the planets

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Speaker 1: all along years or something.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know how me, Crystal and Charlie are raging

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Speaker 4: the fart box.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly how our cars are lined up in the garage. Wow,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh. How long have you been waiting for

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Speaker 1: that to happen? About fifteen years? Wow? Fifteen years? This

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Speaker 1: is the day? How are you going to celebrate?

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Speaker 4: Just thought I point that out in the celebrate I

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for pointing that out. Ted writes

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Speaker 1: you know over. I'm just writing to check in to

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Speaker 1: see if you're planning on releasing any more hoodies. The

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Speaker 1: black one with the red lettering is my favorite piece

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Speaker 1: of clothing, hands down. Unfortunately, I've worn it so much

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Speaker 1: that was starting to fall apart. Yesterday I worked a

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Speaker 1: huge hole in the armpit and now it's got to

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Speaker 1: be retired to home only planner. I'm not asking for

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Speaker 1: just want an insider tip on when they will be

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Speaker 1: going up for sale. I no plans on any hoodies

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Speaker 1: will be released will be a re release of Jeffreys

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Speaker 1: I Don't put my pants every day, Punk Onesie, and

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Speaker 1: sure when those will be available, but those will be

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Speaker 1: coming up. Now that being said, we do have just

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Speaker 1: a handful of return and exchanges, like we keep stock,

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Speaker 1: not returns in exchange, but the stock we keep for that,

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Speaker 1: so that window is passed. This was for stuff we sold,

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Speaker 1: next week, I would say so. And for that, speaking

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Speaker 1: I think it is Colleen Heights. While I'm gathering my

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Speaker 1: thoughts to compose this text, I keep hearing you guys

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Speaker 1: say Vigina, and I get distracted. Any who. Last December,

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Speaker 1: my daughter got my son and me Rover hoodies and

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Speaker 1: Colin writes, Hey, Rover, have I just been missing the

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Speaker 1: Was this was the word of the week this week, proliferation.

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Speaker 1: On if you wanted to use it in a sentence.

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Speaker 1: The bed bugs really proliferated throughout the studio after you

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Speaker 1: Charlie did not tell you to say that that's used

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Speaker 4: It was just something that just popped in my head

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're someone who writes W T. F. Snitzer's food Truck. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I am Snitzer's Food truck. I don't believe that none

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Speaker 1: of you know what I am going to be yet.

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Speaker 1: I am equipped with AI and have sent you fools

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Speaker 1: two emails that were topical to random subjects from the

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Speaker 1: also had the name of the truck in the email.

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Speaker 1: I know Snitzer noticed by the way his voice cracked

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Speaker 1: while commenting on the first clue. I am just an

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Speaker 1: empty sentient vessel, just a shell waiting to be built

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Speaker 1: and decorated, reaching out to be recognized. I have a name,

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Speaker 1: is keeping me all to himself. PS. There's one small

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Speaker 1: Not sure? Cool? Look and go.

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Speaker 2: Well, he said, he said that there's a clue.

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Speaker 1: Is that is that your son in law? Who the

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Speaker 5: No, I'm saying because Charlie it was it was funny

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Speaker 2: He said, the name of the food truck is in

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Speaker 5: I haven't even started the food truck, so is the

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Speaker 5: name be what? I saw beer in the I'm that's it.

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Speaker 5: I'm selling beer, my favorite, my favorite beverage beer.

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Speaker 1: Are you what are you doing? Hate beer? I actually

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Speaker 1: don't drink anything, but right now? All right? Or Billy?

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Speaker 1: Is the name? Billy? Damn it? You got it.

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Speaker 5: I'm using AI for I'm trying to write my own

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Speaker 5: POS system, so WHOA because I don't trust any of

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Speaker 1: I don't like any I want a bit.

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Speaker 5: I want like bits and pieces of all the other

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at that. You don't trust them? He doesn't

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Speaker 5: I don't like the aesthetics or how it's laid. There's

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Speaker 1: So timmy right, you're over. My girlfriend and I tried

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Speaker 1: the ping pong ball trick that we saw on the

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Speaker 1: remove it. There's only one person to blame for this, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: You'll be hearing from our lawyer soon, buddy boy. Yeah, whatever, dude.

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Speaker 4: discovered don't try this at home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should blame Snitzer that he didn't put

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Speaker 1: You guys are awesome and the reason I look forward

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Speaker 2: Maybe these glasses weren't working well for him.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not the case.

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Speaker 4: I think it's like the headphone jack that I used

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Speaker 1: There's what I can We don't have to use this adapter.

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Speaker 1: how much Rover loves dipping dots. I always fingers listen

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I got I got my new glasses yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand. It was like, why do you keep saying?

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Speaker 2: I know you don't understand, But we understood.

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Speaker 1: Because he was I know. Let me see here, look

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Speaker 1: right at the camera, Jeffrey, so we all can see.

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Speaker 1: These look exactly the same as your old glasses. They

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Speaker 1: were doing one difference. Yeah, they you did not use

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Speaker 1: the what was the kind of soap that he used that.

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Speaker 4: Has like but it's like he's were washing your hands

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you use those to wash your glasses. So

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Speaker 1: he's been walking around for the past year in a

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Speaker 1: perpetual fog. Basically, imagine if you spent your life looking

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Speaker 1: at the world through frosted glass. That's Jeffrey for the

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Speaker 1: past year or more because his glasses were so scratched up.

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Speaker 1: So there are these the same style glasses. It's a

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Speaker 1: new frame, Deasier charcoal gray. Oh okay. And the lenses transition.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, so if it gets bright, they're gonna turn.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be wearing shades. So if we turn studio

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Speaker 1: I transition in sunlight. Did you get the no line

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Speaker 1: by focals?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Why not? You always talk about it. I'm not ready

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, you talk about them all the time, like

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Speaker 6: about you've been talking about this for ten years.

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Speaker 1: Gon'll be fine. I started thinking about a guy that

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Speaker 1: do they get this picture? A surveillance video from inside

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00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: the hall, And there's all sorts of other stuff in

433
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: this police affidavit. But they've taken the children away and

434
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: the FBI is investigating what is going on here. They've

435
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: got to be selling these babies, right, isn't that? I mean,

436
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: you should put it's somebody what is it? That's life

437
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: in prison right as far as I'm concerned, if you're

438
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: doing this. And these poor women, yes, they were out

439
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: to make a buck, these women who were these surrogates.

440
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: So you can say, oh, they were just in it

441
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: for the money, maybe, but they really thought, at least

442
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: they say, and I believe them, they really thought that

443
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: they were doing a service for a couple that could

444
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: not have a child for whatever reason, and that they

445
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: were giving a child to a family who desperately wanted

446
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: one for their three year old. Here's the woman in

447
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: the leather jacket there who is hugging this lady in

448
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: the She's hugging this lady in the hospital bed. That

449
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: lady has just given birth. The woman, the Chinese woman

450
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: in the leather jacket is taking the baby out in

451
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: the money. Yeah, and then you can see that somebody

452
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: else is in the photo. Looks like maybe a like

453
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: a five year old kid is holding a one hundred

454
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: dollars bill kind of out of the frame of this. Uh, this,

455
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: I'll frame a little bit. So, Yeah, the Chinese will

456
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: would come in. They've already paid with checks, but she

457
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: would kind of grease your palms a little bit with

458
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: some additional cash and then they would I mean that

459
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: is I mean, this was so disturbing to me when

460
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: I read this, I couldn't believe and it immediately made

461
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: me think of that guy who told me that he

462
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: was flying for the first time that his wife was

463
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: giving birth to a wealthy couple. I hope to god

464
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: they were not going to California though, if I remember correctly,

465
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: But I think they were lesbians. Oh, the couple that

466
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: was receiving the child were lesbians. Again. Yeah, and who knows,

467
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: But if you were a surrogate, wouldn't this make you

468
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: think twice? Now, like who are you ham this baby

469
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: over too? I don't know about what I'm doing here. Yeah,

470
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: they're paying me money, and I think they paid like

471
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: forty grand, fifty grand for you to deliver a baby.

472
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: It's a lot of money. It's it's ain't they pay

473
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: for your medical bills. So it's a tempting proposition.

474
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 6: For were they selling these babies so that whirredoes can

475
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 6: have sucked for them?

476
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: Or oh the couple in the news story.

477
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 6: Or hey, yeah, not the listener and not to throg

478
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 6: it either I mean this couple, or do you think

479
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 6: they're selling them to maybe a rich couple that.

480
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: Can't have a kid and that's how they have all

481
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: their money. Well, I don't know the answer to that.

482
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 6: Still probably probably a better way to go about it,

483
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 6: like adopting.

484
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think the FBI is investigating to see

485
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: who where are these babies in it? But now, I mean,

486
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: they did have the twenty one children in their own house,

487
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: so were they selling them if they had? How many

488
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: have they gotten in the past. Here's their home, look

489
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: at this, look at this thing. Where do they get

490
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: this money from? I don't know. He does have a

491
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: bunch of different real estate investment companies. Although he was

492
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: thrown in jail for a few days. The woman in

493
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,479
Speaker 1: the leather jacket told one of the mothers like, oh,

494
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a hold of you because Jong Jong

495
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: was thrown in jail for four days, but she didn't

496
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: specify why. So here's the guy that's the dude thing.

497
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: I recognize that guy. That's the guy that scammed Charlie

498
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: and me with pe King Duck. Yeah, very friendly anyway.

499
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: So I don't know, man, that really creeped me out

500
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: when I saw that story and it's a you can

501
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: read it, it's a very long story. I don't know

502
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: anybody who could. When you're an editor at the New

503
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: Yorker and somebody turns in a story and it's eighteen

504
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: thousand million maybe words, you go, could we pair this

505
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: down a little bit because nobody's going to read this.

506
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I read this for like twenty minutes,

507
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: and I was only sixty percent of the way through,

508
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: and I go, oh my god, I kind of stopped reading.

509
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: I was just scrolling for pictures and it is a

510
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: long article. It's no it's huge. And then I eventually

511
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: I just scrolled to the bottom. I go, Okay, what

512
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: were they doing? Were they selling them? And it seems

513
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: like there's the FBI is still investigating the mothers who

514
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: were providing this couple with babies. They were trying to

515
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: ask the FBI questions and of course the FBI can't

516
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,719
Speaker 1: really answer anything. But we'll see what ends up happening

517
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: with that. But man, it is uh oh, I can't

518
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: believe you read any of this? Are you trying to

519
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: read it?

520
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 6: I'm just here. I'm just going to start at the top.

521
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 6: Oh my god, all right, we're starting at the top.

522
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: Ready.

523
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 6: Look how tiny that prince is? He said he made

524
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 6: it sixty percent of the way. Yes, I'm still going

525
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 6: we're halfway.

526
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah. Every time I got I wasn't looking

527
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: at the scroll bar. Really, I was using the wheel

528
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: on my mouse to scroll. And every time I thought like, okay,

529
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: they're wrapping it up, then it would go like a

530
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: new like sub headline, and then they go off in

531
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: a totally different direction. I go, oh my god, how

532
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: long does this thing go on. Here's somebody that says

533
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: I did the hard work for you, the Chinese billionaires

534
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: having dozens of US born babies via surrogate. Well, you

535
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: did the hard work, but you sent me a Wall

536
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: Street Journal link and it's behind a paywalls. Oh. And

537
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: here's somebody that says there probably some of the kids

538
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: for three times what they paid the surrogate. Would you

539
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: ever consider doing that for somebody? If Dougie, I know

540
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: you wanted to, you offered to have a child via

541
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: surrogate for me or me too, so you could have

542
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: a kid.

543
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: Because your wife says she doesn't want to ruin her body.

544
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: No, I think she just doesn't want kids, said both

545
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: for quite some time, I'll ruin my body. I don't

546
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: care to give you a child. Yes, to make me

547
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: as miserable as you. I'm not miserable. You're the one

548
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: that's miserable. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh Cristpal, would

549
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: you if somebody paid you fifty grand, would you carry

550
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: a child for them one hundred? Maybe one hundred grand

551
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: or dolland one hundred grand? Because when I said fifty

552
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: did you see the look on her face, She's like, Oh,

553
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money. The whole year, you can't

554
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: do anything that would suck.

555
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 7: Oh and when when you're hot, or when you when

556
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 7: your belly does get big, how awful it is to

557
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 7: move around. And I'm not even going to get to

558
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 7: keep this kid, I'm giving it away.

559
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: So it's like a job. Yeah, no, weed, can't smoke weed?

560
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: Get everything to drink? No drink good? How would they know?

561
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: You can't? Probably broke you. You can't eat sushi, you can't.

562
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: I mean there's there's things. Coffee, You're not supposed to

563
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: have coffee, right, Hi? Coffee like almost a cup of day?

564
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: I think one cup? That's it. I mean, it's no,

565
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: that sounds awful. Yeah, you ruined your body. I mean,

566
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: and I have to No, it's too much work. Are

567
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 1: gonna do it? For safety? But one hundred grand? Yeah,

568
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: hundred you could carry a kid? How much would it be?

569
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: Carry a kid?

570
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 6: Rover has to carry a kid somehow, somehow. It's like

571
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 6: the movie Junior. I don't know, there's a kid inside

572
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 6: of you, and you are the Surrey get for somebody.

573
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: Again. You can't do anything fun. That's how he doesn't

574
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: do anything fun anyway. Okay, he doesn't leave the house.

575
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: So they would implant some sort of embryo into my

576
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: big fat man belly, is what you're telling me? Yeah,

577
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: and how much would that be?

578
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 6: You're gonna have to go to doctor's appointments? Probably frequently? Yeah,

579
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 6: I hate that, I said. And then you're gonna have

580
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 6: to go maybe meet with these these people a bunch.

581
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: And then you're going to have all those weird stretch marks. Afterwards,

582
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: you're going to be rubbing cocoa butter on your belly

583
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, I start lactating. Yeah, I would say,

584
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: although I don't know. I guess one hundred thousand, like

585
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: Crystal want, and I don't. I don't think that would

586
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: be I don't know. I might do it for a

587
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. One hundred thousand dollars a lot of money.

588
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. And I also would be

589
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: interested to see what is that like? Carrying around a

590
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: baby for nine months doesn't sound like fun. But and

591
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: then once you get it out, you can handle like

592
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: there's no out.

593
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 6: You can't be like, well, change my mind, let's just

594
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 6: go get an abortion, like I'll give you your money back whatever, No,

595
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 6: you're in it.

596
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, nine months, I think one hundred grand. You want

597
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: to do that for one hundred thousand dollars? No way, Nope,

598
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: no way to say. I think we've talked about if

599
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: you would have gay sex and sex with me for

600
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: that less than one hundred thousand, So you would rather

601
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: have gay sex than carry a child for nine months? Yeah? Really, Oh,

602
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: that's that's no, that's that's crazy. I would rather carry

603
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 1: a child, not that I'm dying to carry a child,

604
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: but sound.

605
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 5: You have the birth it too, person it from and

606
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 5: then we're gonna get loud or something. Open your tin,

607
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 5: rip that thing out, stitch up.

608
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 1: Ask Jeffrey, you're you're you know all about anatomy, Jeffrey,

609
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 1: how would I give birth if I were carrying a

610
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: baby for nine months?

611
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 4: I'm thinking them in the in the case of the male,

612
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 4: because the male doesn't have the correct body parts to

613
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 4: actually carry a child. But hypothetically they have to split

614
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 4: your taint open, from your from your nuts, the butt. Yeah,

615
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 4: and then or just give or just rip the belly,

616
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 4: you'll be given the C section.

617
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: Dan Cpa says, don't forget that income would be taxable.

618
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: All those accountants always trying to just ruin everything, aren't

619
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: they would be taxable. When a Chinese billionaire pays me

620
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: the one hundred thousand under the table for my.

621
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 7: Baby, yeah, I want that as a flat fee, after

622
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 7: taxes and everything. One hundred thousand, and then obviously all

623
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 7: of your medical bills paid. And yet afterwards, like two

624
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 7: months Let's say that you're so a year a good year,

625
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 7: that you're going to feel kind of crappy.

626
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: Here's someone who says, my wife was a surrogate for

627
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: a French family last year. Not the French family, a

628
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: French family. It was an amazing experience. She got paid

629
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: forty thousand dollars plus all medical. It was all tax free.

630
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: We have three of our own kids, all right, So

631
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 1: that does beg the question if it's tax free, how

632
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: did how was that? How was that? Then? Was I

633
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: on under the table or something? Or you make them

634
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: pay your taxes on it?

635
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 7: Hey, you guys are covering the taxes portion, but you,

636
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 7: you guys, could you ever.

637
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: Have somebody pay the taxes because just them paying the

638
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: taxes is then considered income to you, which then becomes taxable.

639
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: So it would be like an eternally like it would

640
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: just go on forever, like an infinite loop of taxation.

641
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: I think anyway, Douji, you have these shizzy coming up

642
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: in just a few minutes. What's on the way.

643
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: I have a couple of Olympics stories that are really

644
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: really crazy. One involves a one involves a coach, and

645
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: one involves the vice president of the United States.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you those stories coming up next. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be right back on rovers morning glory, hang on,