Speaker 1: Played that morning boom.
Speaker 2: Did you play any instruments? Were you in band in
Speaker 2: high school? Have we asked you this?
Speaker 3: I should have played the drums looking back, yeah, but
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't no instruments.
Speaker 3: I mean, I I love music and I actually am
Speaker 3: pretty rhythmic, So yeah, I wish I would have played
Speaker 3: the drums or the fiddle. But when I was growing
Speaker 3: up it was called the violin, and nobody cool played it.
Speaker 3: And now you watch a concert with somebody who has
Speaker 3: a good fiddle player and it's like, yes, that is
Speaker 3: so cool.
Speaker 2: What's the cool dude that we know from now? Then
Speaker 2: the guy that plays in that band?
Speaker 1: Hoffman?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nick exactly, a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, specifically now
Speaker 2: then Minnesota.
Speaker 5: Played for Kenny Chesney for ten twelve years yep. And
Speaker 5: then he was in the farm and.
Speaker 4: Doing like outdoor shows.
Speaker 5: He's got a show I forget what it's called with
Speaker 5: with Nick Hoffman, and he did a an Apple podcast
Speaker 5: for a long time called Something Other and really a
Speaker 5: great podcast. Look up Nick Coffman. He interviewed great country music,
Speaker 5: that guy all.
Speaker 4: Over the place and stuff.
Speaker 6: Was he the guy that was like, don't meet your
Speaker 6: heroes because Mellon Camp was a I think so, yeah,
Speaker 6: he got exact guy. Yep, yep.
Speaker 5: Nick's the best. He wrote a couple of songs for
Speaker 5: me on a couple of my records. Martins, good dude.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a great guy. Yeah, yeah, an interesting person.
Speaker 2: But full circle, go all the way back to the point.
Speaker 2: Is it just go ahead and play the fiddle?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And you know what? Yeah, you know what they always say,
Speaker 1: diddle the fiddle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do say that a lot the way.
Speaker 2: Speaking of diddle fiddle, Happy birthday, Paul Allen, he turned
Speaker 2: sixty today.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday. Okay, where do you go? Polly Wally sixty
Speaker 4: years old? I'm sixty. He's sixty, got great hair. He
Speaker 4: doesn't care or is he taking this day off properly?
Speaker 4: So I think he's working. I'm not sure. Don't be working? Might?
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 4: I'm not planning to work on my sixtieth. Well that's years,
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, great point, jure money, I thought it
Speaker 4: was thirty years.
Speaker 6: Marty's Fiftiethfore we all showed up and Rosie just talked
Speaker 6: about sex. Rosie talked about what Why did Rosie start
Speaker 6: talking about sex at Marty's birthday?
Speaker 1: Does he can't help it. He ask questions, not do
Speaker 1: you ever see anything like this before in your life?
Speaker 1: This is a natural.
Speaker 4: Why did you say that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He didn't talk to you guys about that.
Speaker 4: He has a different voice when he's not on the radio.
Speaker 4: Turned on ESPN quickly? Do you have ESPN on?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: Doesn't Jeff Sayaturday look like Pa right now?
Speaker 1: I guess? Oh yeah, that's an HL network.
Speaker 6: Like if if Jeff Saturday had like gray er hair,
Speaker 6: it looks like Paul Allen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul Sunday.
Speaker 4: To do the news.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't know how to operate televisions.
Speaker 4: It's sixty four hogs.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's like seven to eight.
Speaker 4: Oh no, No, the channel you're looking for here you
Speaker 4: go is Cafe in News with Chris Hockey.
Speaker 1: You're right, that's that's it.
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Speaker 4: Oh anybody else?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure? Jedediah Smith, the frontiersman.
Speaker 4: What he's bringing us the news? Okay, so hopefully that's
Speaker 4: not the end of this.
Speaker 1: That's one of the sponsors tennis as well.
Speaker 4: Is that like the frontier Lady Nelson?
Speaker 1: John? Backgammon?
Speaker 4: Oh? Anybody hear how to play backgammon? I do have
Speaker 4: never played it? Can you play it for money? I believe.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you have to sit on I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I don't know.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you doctor evil for a second. Can
Speaker 5: you play it for Monday? I'm not smart, dumb, We'll
Speaker 5: straighten your ass up.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, I got stories.
Speaker 4: Do you play chess? I mean, I don't play it.
Speaker 4: I don't seek it.
Speaker 1: Out, hide in your chest.
Speaker 4: But you know, how do you know how every piece moves? Yes? Really?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 6: The the mini ones, the pawns move.
Speaker 4: They can only move forward.
Speaker 6: I think they can move forward two spots on the
Speaker 6: first move the night to move diagonally. When can can
Speaker 6: ponds only move forward at the start of the game? Yeah,
Speaker 6: at the start of the game. Sure the queen can
Speaker 6: do every move and yeah, she just kind of sits
Speaker 6: there dumb looking. You got to hide him from the
Speaker 6: other people. What about the bishop.
Speaker 4: Those go straight, they can go forever. That's what's the
Speaker 4: one with the night helmet.
Speaker 1: That guy from Russia just hung himself.
Speaker 4: I used to this.
Speaker 1: Is what chess is all about. I've given my.
Speaker 4: Whole Who's the guy that's really good at it?
Speaker 1: Bobby? Here he is? Hello?
Speaker 7: What you just.
Speaker 1: Okay? You guys are squarely. I got news to do
Speaker 1: you ready? Yes? Hey, many apple.
Speaker 5: This woman is receiving a national award for rescuing a child.
Speaker 5: Carmen Black received a Heroic Act Award for the United
Speaker 5: States Life Saving Association on money during a ceremony at
Speaker 5: Minneapolis fire station. Black rescued a child who was struggling
Speaker 5: in the water. The award is the highest honor the
Speaker 5: organization gives to a bystander who is not a lifeguard
Speaker 5: or first responder.
Speaker 2: Did this happen recently? Like was this in a pool?
Speaker 2: Or was this in the summer? And now she's just
Speaker 2: getting yeah, it just happened.
Speaker 5: I mean it happened like it didn't happen just now.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I don't I don't have any more information.
Speaker 5: That's just the new story right there, right on. Well done,
Speaker 5: Carmen Black. Nice job. I would like to think I
Speaker 5: could be heroic, but I can't be sure. I think
Speaker 5: you would you, I'd be like, that's that big breasted woman.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, that's Paul. Yeah, he should really roll over. Wow,
Speaker 5: because he's laying face down in a bird pond like
Speaker 5: a bird. You're not smart. Your head's so heavy. You
Speaker 5: just decided. Yeah, and your dad's standing on top of
Speaker 5: your head.
Speaker 1: Why your face down? He doesn't want you. He just
Speaker 1: wouldn't rescue here.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Can you take your elderly?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 4: How you ask a lot of good questions. I don't
Speaker 4: think I do.
Speaker 1: Marnie, yep? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Too bad?
Speaker 5: Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials say a mountain trail has
Speaker 5: been reopened after a suspected deadly mountain lion attack.
Speaker 1: Last week.
Speaker 5: Wildlife officials euthanized two mountain lions. I guess that's what
Speaker 5: kids when he does it to.
Speaker 8: Learn lesson.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: One of them really did get screwed? What if they
Speaker 2: both got screwed? What if neither one of them did it?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 5: I know the mountain lion mafia don't wear those colors,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Which colors?
Speaker 5: Probably brown and probably brown and gray. I don't know
Speaker 5: what color is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there a mountain lions, Yeah sure, yeah.
Speaker 5: So they're none on your arm am I right, I
Speaker 5: think you are. So you can go walking now on
Speaker 5: trails because the mountain lion problem has been taken care of.
Speaker 1: You guys are wondering about.
Speaker 2: Let's let's go backwards though. You know, when we talk
Speaker 2: about Florida, that is basically Jurassic Park, as it has
Speaker 2: gators and giant snakes and whatnot and great white sharks.
Speaker 2: And you go to like you know, you go to
Speaker 2: the west and there are mountain lions and bears and stuff.
Speaker 2: If you go weather and animal threats, Minnesota is one
Speaker 2: of the safest places in the country to live. I
Speaker 2: know we have blizzards, but outside of that, right, it's
Speaker 2: not tornado alley like in Oklahoma. We're not catching hurricanes
Speaker 2: in the Southeast, earthquakes, earthquakes. We don't have deadly snakes,
Speaker 2: bears like we have bears, but like we don't have
Speaker 2: we don't have threats from animals or weather almost everolcanoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good point.
Speaker 2: Blizzards are about as bad as it gets. We get
Speaker 2: the occasional tornado, but it's not Tornado Alley. Pretty safe
Speaker 2: spot to live, very few threats here.
Speaker 8: Illinois, Iowa, mis Chigan. They're all safer, right, they don't
Speaker 8: They don't have the blizzard and they don't have any
Speaker 8: other other stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're the safest.
Speaker 2: But we were in the conversation like, there's it's an
Speaker 2: overall pretty safe spot to live.
Speaker 4: What's the worst? The South? I mean, Florida is Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4: Hurricanes and dinosaurs.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a path outside of this hotel we stay
Speaker 5: in when we go down to play Tampa Bay and
Speaker 5: it says don't leave the trail.
Speaker 1: There are gators in the water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dinosaurs, hurricanes and meth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and all the residue from the limp
Speaker 2: is cad era, which is still very dangerous, a lot
Speaker 2: of viruses, yeah, and cocaine and cocaine. Have you watched
Speaker 2: It's Florida Man yet with your guy Nick.
Speaker 4: Swartz, And I've seen the bit. I've seen. It's a
Speaker 4: funny episode. Man does a really good job.
Speaker 1: He's really good.
Speaker 6: People came out and said that he looks like he's
Speaker 6: actually that character and doing those rugs, and he went
Speaker 6: on Instagram was like, no, I'm almost fifty I'm not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so climbing through a little Caesar's window. It was
Speaker 2: a good episode. Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 4: He is really funny.
Speaker 1: He's real funny.
Speaker 3: I listened to about forty five minutes of that podcast
Speaker 3: you sent out on our group textes podcast.
Speaker 4: Yea quotes do ad a great job. They put a
Speaker 4: lot of work, Yes, they do.
Speaker 3: The reason I brought it up was because they started
Speaker 3: with the region that I'm in and I was up
Speaker 3: against Nick.
Speaker 4: Swartzen, which that's that's a tall task to draw.
Speaker 3: It was funny because the way they set it up,
Speaker 3: They're like, well Nick swarts And only has one entry
Speaker 3: and Marnie has one entry. And then they played it
Speaker 3: in there and then they went right on and now
Speaker 3: here's Chris Hockey one of his twenty four entries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you don't say the word penis enough funny.
Speaker 4: We thought for a while Hawk was running that account.
Speaker 1: Yeah you sure did this stuff. Yeah they do a
Speaker 1: great job.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Great.
Speaker 5: Novo Nordisks injectable weight loss drug we goov is now
Speaker 5: available in pill form. The Danish drug makers launching a
Speaker 5: once a day weight loss pill in the United States
Speaker 5: this week. It says a started dose of a goov
Speaker 5: will be sold for one hundred forty nine dollars a month
Speaker 5: to patients for not paying with interns who by directly
Speaker 5: from the manufacturer we Govi's the first GLP one medication
Speaker 5: to arrive in pill form. Novo Nordisks says it will
Speaker 5: be available through more than seventy thousand pharmacies nationwide plus
Speaker 5: select telehealth providers.
Speaker 2: Did you still need it approved by a physician or
Speaker 2: can you just get it over the counter?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: I think you can just I think you can just
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: Did you say one forty nine a month? That's right?
Speaker 4: That isn't that's a lot less?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, significantly a lot.
Speaker 2: It was like a thousand, and then it was dropping
Speaker 2: a five hundred with some providers, right, but this would
Speaker 2: be considerably less.
Speaker 1: Considerably yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: And where we're headed, that's where we're headed. You know
Speaker 3: who might be responsible for part of this push of
Speaker 3: making it more available, more cost effective, et cetera, et cetera,
Speaker 3: is miss Oprah.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, Mark Cuban, Oh, Oprah, Well,
Speaker 2: your hands up?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry, I mean your hands up.
Speaker 2: Are you going to ask if hawk wants to bang
Speaker 2: Mark Cuban or Oprah Oprah. She's famous and a billionaire
Speaker 2: and she loves reading books.
Speaker 5: You do need a prescription at pharmacies, right, of course.
Speaker 1: Uh, some telehealth providers.
Speaker 5: Have partnered with them to get you the pill, so
Speaker 5: like good RX and Noble Care Pharmacy and Row and
Speaker 5: stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Didn't I hear Costco was going to carry.
Speaker 8: Costco had a big thing with with.
Speaker 4: But I don't know that you.
Speaker 1: Need You do need a prescription to go from Costco,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 3: I think you just needed a Casco membership.
Speaker 1: Hot dogs?
Speaker 4: Got a Costco hot dog.
Speaker 6: I know you guys are doing like adult things, but
Speaker 6: I was just thinking about hot dogs.
Speaker 3: My daughter got the vanilla cone or vanilla cup yesterday Costco.
Speaker 4: Damn, let's go to fifty super cheap. Just a huge
Speaker 4: cup ice cream?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, huge bitch.
Speaker 5: Vanilla ice cream and a cup is my favorite second
Speaker 5: favorite thing that comes in cups.
Speaker 4: What's your first? What do you think is the chocolate
Speaker 4: na helmets?
Speaker 1: I can be.
Speaker 9: Oh so also do sports after this?
Speaker 6: You're excited? Can't wait, It'll be fun. Is this your
Speaker 6: favorite segment of the show? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that no I like the first one, like the
Speaker 4: first segment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is this your second favorite segment, the one we're
Speaker 6: about to do?
Speaker 4: No, my second favorite one is Viking students. Where does
Speaker 4: this one ranked them? Probably fourth? Fourth?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's next his fourth favorite segment right after this.
Speaker 4: How you want to join the fan?
Speaker 10: I agree the while play the Kraken Thursday at night,
Speaker 10: every amazing puck, drop and score and save on KF
Speaker 10: A N and I Heart Radio.
Speaker 5: Hey, Marsie's here, Marnie, the universally loved Marnie Gellner and
Speaker 5: the universally loved John Bonus.
Speaker 1: Marnie. What they started three on three last night?
Speaker 4: They sure did without fee? Three without fee? Good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Fee any charges? Four to six months?
Speaker 1: No, Like, why do you need fee?
Speaker 3: She's having ankle surgery on both both ankles ankles?
Speaker 5: Yeah, her ankles are both so bad that her sister
Speaker 5: is having one of the ankle surgeries as well. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's having three ankle surgery.
Speaker 4: That's gonna have to wear.
Speaker 2: Those things from Forrest Gump for the next four to
Speaker 2: six months.
Speaker 1: And Sauce who's her doctor?
Speaker 4: Doogie Howser nailed it? Thank you?
Speaker 3: I went out of you, am I alone in consuming
Speaker 3: that some of that Unrivaled last night.
Speaker 1: I have watched it, but I was not at home.
Speaker 4: You have a gab.
Speaker 5: I know Abigail's plane was delayed like three times playing
Speaker 5: home from California, so I circled the old airport lots.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw Alana Smith out there looking like Shaquillo O'Neil,
Speaker 7: just blocking shots.
Speaker 4: Left and right. That was sweet. I'll just gently correct
Speaker 4: you to Atlanta because I could look on your face
Speaker 4: as well. She will correct people, and so will Cheryl Reeve.
Speaker 3: And her nickname is Lane and she gets called Alana Alta.
Speaker 4: Sorry the time, I won't watch the next game, Well,
Speaker 4: you'll serve your punishment and then you'll call her Atlanta.
Speaker 3: And the big news, at least around that league, was
Speaker 3: that Pagebeckers made her debut last night because she did
Speaker 3: not play last year because she was still in so
Speaker 3: now being a rookie in the WNBA followed by a
Speaker 3: rookie in the Unrivaled season.
Speaker 4: She played last night for Club Breeze.
Speaker 1: Wow, what do you have to say about that?
Speaker 4: Arthur? Look out there?
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a lot of good ideas, but nobody
Speaker 2: listens to me. Marnie, So WNB season starts, and the
Speaker 2: FISA Collier, six months after her surgery on both ankles,
Speaker 2: walks out of the tunnel at Target Center with a
Speaker 2: cane and a top hat and just limps all the
Speaker 2: way to the court, and the entire arena is silent, like.
Speaker 4: Oh no, she's not she's not ready. It's the season opener.
Speaker 4: This sucks.
Speaker 2: And then she gets to the edge of the court,
Speaker 2: takes off her top hat and then does a summersault
Speaker 2: and the place goes nuts.
Speaker 4: And then she starts the game and scores forty.
Speaker 3: And the metal chains around her legs just snap off
Speaker 3: her ankles.
Speaker 4: Y does every fan get two hundred dollars for passing?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 4: And that was a wonkad. We really wrapped a lot
Speaker 4: of pop culture into that sauce.
Speaker 6: You keeping up, Yeah, summersaulting basketball.
Speaker 1: Sports sounds like you got it.
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Speaker 2: Thanks all Around. Hey, we've talked about that right that.
Speaker 2: Gene Wilder basically said he wasn't going to do that
Speaker 2: movie unless he could do that summersault.
Speaker 4: That he wanted.
Speaker 6: He wanted that opening because he wanted to show everybody
Speaker 6: that from that point on you couldn't trust quite what
Speaker 6: Willie was going to do, that he was a wild.
Speaker 4: Card, and that he was a mystery. A Wilder couldn't
Speaker 4: trust him.
Speaker 2: So he drew a line in the sand and said,
Speaker 2: I'm doing the Summersault or I'm not doing this movie.
Speaker 4: And they said, fine, doing the summer salt.
Speaker 6: Uh sauce sports Go. The Wild lost four two to
Speaker 6: the CA Kings last night. Spurgeon and Hartman scored the
Speaker 6: only goals for the Wild. The Wild battle the Krack
Speaker 6: and Zacho on Thursday at nine. That's the final game
Speaker 6: of their seven game road trip. Yeah, they got on
Speaker 6: a plane at four am on December six am on
Speaker 6: December twenty sixth and they have not been home since.
Speaker 6: They played much like a team that has been sleeping
Speaker 6: in different beds for for a long time. So hopefully
Speaker 6: they can well they get a little bit back on
Speaker 6: track here with the Kraken. But the Kings, I mean,
Speaker 6: they've had the Wild number for a while. But luckily
Speaker 6: they come home Saturday and then two with the Islanders
Speaker 6: Monday night. Jack Hughes and then New Jersey Devils are
Speaker 6: in town and then it'll be fun to see Jack
Speaker 6: and Quinn go at it on Monday at Grand Casino Arena.
Speaker 4: Sweet Jack and Quid.
Speaker 6: The is Randy believe that the cracking is real? Randy
Speaker 6: Quaid or hot ass Randy both? Oh, I'm sure Randy
Speaker 6: Quaid does. Yeah, hot ass Randyes. Today and I'm not
Speaker 6: making this up. Sent me a video from TikTok that
Speaker 6: gnomes have been cited and he now believes in gnomes.
Speaker 4: So yesterday it was centaurs, now it's gnomes. Yes. What
Speaker 4: part of the world or country? Probably Norans? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know. Some TikTok so I couldn't. The nomes are well.
Speaker 3: I was thinking if it was like Grahama's garden, then
Speaker 3: you might want to look more closely into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't watch it. I don't
Speaker 4: have TikTok.
Speaker 8: Did how to ask Randy play a lot of dingels
Speaker 8: or dragons as a kid?
Speaker 4: No, No, he's just weird.
Speaker 6: The Wolves battled the Heat tonight at seven at Target Center.
Speaker 6: The Wolves are five and a half point favorites. The
Speaker 6: Wolves are twenty three and thirteen Marns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a good question.
Speaker 7: Marks.
Speaker 6: Did that was really it did sound like you asked
Speaker 6: MANI No, I would not ask Marnie.
Speaker 4: That, Marnie, the Wolves are twenty three and thirteen? Did
Speaker 4: you fart answer the question? Poor Max? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Her husband's name Snat.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you can two part questions? Yeah, they
Speaker 2: they crushed the Wizards a couple of days ago. Does
Speaker 2: Trey Young do anything for you?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Maxwell?
Speaker 6: I would?
Speaker 4: I would? It depends on what we would have to
Speaker 4: give up.
Speaker 7: I would be well, I would be open to having
Speaker 7: Trey Young here, but I would imagine that the package
Speaker 7: to get Tree Young is going to be significant, so
Speaker 7: I would I would be against that. But if we could,
Speaker 7: just if we could get like a you know, a flee,
Speaker 7: some of course everybody would be in on it.
Speaker 4: But it appears to give it a Jame McDaniels or
Speaker 4: anybody like that. Why such a strong No, Well, that's
Speaker 4: part of it. But the other part is that.
Speaker 3: He is a great offensive player, but I think he's
Speaker 3: even worse defensively, Like his negative on the defensive end
Speaker 3: is more impactful than his positive on the offensive end,
Speaker 3: and we need that will just create so many more problems.
Speaker 3: And I would argue our first priority should be a
Speaker 3: backup big man.
Speaker 4: If if you listen to a Dane Moore Dane More podcast.
Speaker 3: He's an occasional guest on with Barrero and others around here,
Speaker 3: but he's gone through this theory multiple times. And if
Speaker 3: you just look at numbers, look at on off numbers
Speaker 3: plus minus, or when Rudy Gobert is on the court,
Speaker 3: Rudy Gobert is off the court, we still are in
Speaker 3: a free fall when he is off the court. So
Speaker 3: that to me, if you're looking at holes that need
Speaker 3: to be plugged, is the first one and then behind
Speaker 3: that would be the point guard. And I just think
Speaker 3: taking that big of a step back defensively for a
Speaker 3: Trey Young type or Kobe White of the Chicago Bulls,
Speaker 3: same thing. Fantastic offensive player, literally the last defensive guard
Speaker 3: in the NBA. That's not good and that just creates
Speaker 3: different problems. It solves that one problem, but it might
Speaker 3: make your other problem even worse.
Speaker 2: Do we know the timetable for BEng Is it at
Speaker 2: least another year before he's gonna get minutes.
Speaker 3: No, but he just got called back up yesterday, So
Speaker 3: that might be a sign that we got to start
Speaker 3: playing him.
Speaker 4: And see if he has anything the foreseeable future. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I haven't. I haven't watched any of his Iowa games,
Speaker 4: So I haven't watched. What have you thought?
Speaker 1: Uh, he's not too bad. He's tall and looks like
Speaker 1: a huge bitch. Looks like he probably takes good care
Speaker 1: of himself.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question? Yeah? Who would you be
Speaker 4: willing to give up for Trey Young.
Speaker 1: Meets us Paul?
Speaker 4: Why deal?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: That hurts my feelings the Gophers. He's an all star.
Speaker 1: Listen, you're gonna like it. You needed like a new start.
Speaker 4: Where we didn't say for beatle juice.
Speaker 6: Where would you said, I'd be honored if you traded
Speaker 6: me for beetlejuice? A lot warmer in Atlanta?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: On the golpher Mentons basketball team battles Iowa at the
Speaker 6: Barn tonight. The Gophers are nine and five. Iowa is
Speaker 6: a six and a half point favorite. Gophers undefeated at
Speaker 6: home so far this year.
Speaker 4: Are you going no? I can't.
Speaker 2: Honestly, would you understand if Howard Stern said we'll take
Speaker 2: meat sauce, you get beat if we said we have
Speaker 2: to trade for beetlejuice? If I heard Minneapolis made that trade,
Speaker 2: would you be like, I get it, you know you're
Speaker 2: going to Stern? I mean, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: There's two shows I would leave this show for go
Speaker 4: on Howard Stern and Pat McAfee. You'd want to go
Speaker 4: to McAfee over this? Yeah? Sure the phone.
Speaker 2: You're not making a dime more make a lateral move
Speaker 2: to go to Pat McAfee. Probably not, so you'd have
Speaker 2: to get paid more.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Would you would you take less to go to
Speaker 4: work for Stern? I don't know. I'd miss you guys.
Speaker 4: Yes or no? Would you take less to work for Stern?
Speaker 4: That'd be tough because I'd have to live in New York.
Speaker 1: It's too late.
Speaker 11: I already packed your back a trader? Would you absolutely not?
Speaker 11: Oh if somebody if Pat McAfee called, oh did you
Speaker 11: poop your pants?
Speaker 1: Are Marty again.
Speaker 2: And said, Hey, honestly, I couldn't do McAfee show that's
Speaker 2: mostly sports, I would hate that.
Speaker 4: I like what they do, but that's not for me. Yes,
Speaker 4: that wouldn't work for me. Yeah, it work for you.
Speaker 4: You love sports? Yeah, that's my back.
Speaker 6: You'd be good on that show. I'm gonna try and
Speaker 6: get my way onto McAfee. If I ever get excuse me,
Speaker 6: start over when I get fired from here. That's legitimately
Speaker 6: my wishes. So hang, if you get fired from here,
Speaker 6: your backup plan is joining the Pat McAfee, and I
Speaker 6: bet I could.
Speaker 4: Get my way on it. Go for it. No not now?
Speaker 4: Why why do you like confident?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why are you so sure? I mean we're already in Indianapolis. Correct.
Speaker 4: I would just have to drive down the road. Your
Speaker 4: bad plan is Pat McAfee. I mean, that's what I
Speaker 4: would strive for. You gotta have a power to do that.
Speaker 4: What's step one? I have a few steps I would get.
Speaker 4: Let's hear the first one.
Speaker 1: You need to get a bunch more like twelve of them,
Speaker 1: ten thousand.
Speaker 4: I don't even drink anymore. I haven't thought that far ahead.
Speaker 6: You have multiple steps already, but I'm not going to
Speaker 6: share them because I'm gonna manifest it.
Speaker 4: Oh it's gonna work, Thanks Maxell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you a bomber your manifestos.
Speaker 7: My dog Saucy just subscribes to know. You can't let
Speaker 7: them know your next move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, real g's
Speaker 7: moving silence like lasagna. That's what Sauce always said.
Speaker 4: Oh God, I love all right, what if this is
Speaker 4: a three team trade.
Speaker 6: We send you to McAfee, we get beetlejuice from the
Speaker 6: Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 4: What is Pat mc or what is a J hawk
Speaker 4: to Stern?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There three team trade. Everybody's good.
Speaker 1: I'd be happy for just future consideration.
Speaker 4: But I love you A whack pack member to be
Speaker 4: named later. We'll take. We'll take whatever they got.
Speaker 2: Brilliant additional man, oh, you guys have miss back up
Speaker 2: plan Pat McAfee.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Okay, we learned something today. I would miss you.
Speaker 4: I would not do that trade.
Speaker 6: You don't listen to Stern beat would be unbelievable, less
Speaker 6: than I learn that plane. I mean definitely have to
Speaker 6: have a seven minute delay because you'd have to bleep
Speaker 6: every other word that he says.
Speaker 4: But it would be I mean, the ratings would go
Speaker 4: through the roof. Not that it would change anything for us,
Speaker 4: because difference. They don't care what. They don't care about
Speaker 4: ratings anymore. All right, Well that's anyway.
Speaker 6: If Pat McAfee or Stern is listening, that is the
Speaker 6: three team trade we are proposing.
Speaker 4: We send sauce to McAfee.
Speaker 2: McAfee sends a J Hawk to Stern Stern sends us beetlejuice.
Speaker 2: That's that is a win win win. Actually, I think
Speaker 2: Stern loses there. Yeah, no offense a j Hawk, But
Speaker 2: that's that's the worst trade. Hawk doesn't talk, man talk.
Speaker 2: We win the most in that trade. We get beat.
Speaker 4: That would be great. Vikings news is next. It's the
Speaker 4: Power Trip morning show on sauces plan A.
Speaker 7: The fan.
Speaker 1: And some of the things coming out of se Yes
Speaker 1: are pretty cool.
Speaker 4: So far, man, such as.
Speaker 5: The new things you can do with a smart toilet,
Speaker 5: Like it monitors your pp every day so you can
Speaker 5: let you know if you're healthy or not what's going on.
Speaker 2: So is this even more so than the Remember we
Speaker 2: asked Grenard if you would want that toilet cam to
Speaker 2: analyze your fecal matter to see if you were healthy,
Speaker 2: and he basically was grossed out by the idea of
Speaker 2: a camera and the toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Half the staff here was very excited about it. Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 2: but Grenard not so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There's that you got on glasses that auto focus so
Speaker 5: you don't have to put on like reading glasses. Oh,
Speaker 5: I mean, what a brilliant idea that is. How great
Speaker 5: would that be not to have to switch between glasses, Yes.
Speaker 4: Would do, but if you're already wearing glasses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that what one of those called bifocals or
Speaker 3: when you have a little piece down here for.
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, it's it's it's it's uh, it's not as
Speaker 5: easy to get them to work well for you, I guess.
Speaker 5: But imagine like just like like you would see something
Speaker 5: like on a ward show, you know, like on a
Speaker 5: future war movie or something like that, where the soldiers
Speaker 5: have the thing to go to eat you know what,
Speaker 5: and focuses in like a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: How cool would that be for your glasses?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know how that would work though, How would
Speaker 1: your How would the glasses.
Speaker 4: Know you're what your brain is trying to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know much a better number one or number two?
Speaker 1: Number one never know different?
Speaker 4: Number two I don't either, just like number one or
Speaker 4: number two.
Speaker 2: And isn't it weird that when when the doctors are
Speaker 2: doing that, Not only is I don't know, there's something
Speaker 2: about the voice is always grating, and they're always extremely
Speaker 2: close to your face, so both of you are like
Speaker 2: super breath aware. You're like, could you just back up
Speaker 2: and ask me one or two from about fifteen feet away. Please,
Speaker 2: I'm probably overdue for one of those.
Speaker 4: She how are your eyeballs fine? Yeah? You have Lasik?
Speaker 1: Hey Marty, you like basketball?
Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Sure.
Speaker 5: Spectrum and Apple unveiled the schedule for Spectrum front Row
Speaker 5: in Apple Immersive, which will feature a series of live
Speaker 5: basketball games and a revolutionary storytelling format on Apple Vision Pro.
Speaker 5: Beginning this Friday, January ninth, Vision Pro users and Lakers
Speaker 5: regional broadcast territory will be able to watch select twenty
Speaker 5: twenty six Lakers games live in Apple Immersive through the
Speaker 5: new Specstrum Sportsnet app. Full game replays and highlights will
Speaker 5: be available in Apple Immersive nationwide. And it's like, anyway,
Speaker 5: I thought it was going to be more in depth
Speaker 5: than that.
Speaker 1: Is this like three D stuff?
Speaker 4: What is the storytelling format?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 8: Also, it sounds like it's not live.
Speaker 4: It sounds like it's replays.
Speaker 8: Right, So you're feeling like you are in the front
Speaker 8: row of an NBA game, but only in replay.
Speaker 1: Here's the rest of story. I'm sorry, here we go.
Speaker 5: Apple Immersive places Apple Vision Pro users at the center
Speaker 5: of live events and stories as they unfold. Okay, Spectrum,
Speaker 5: front Row and Apple Immersive is directed and prouves for
Speaker 5: Vision Pro with a feed of up the one hundred
Speaker 5: and fifty mbps on what it means thank You and
Speaker 5: seven unique viewing angles, the scorer's table, the area beneath
Speaker 5: each basket, a high and wide view of the arena,
Speaker 5: the player tunnel, the broadcast booth, and a roaming court
Speaker 5: side perspective for interviews and commentary. The broadcast team features
Speaker 5: Emmy Award winning play by play commentator Mark Rogue Rogandino
Speaker 5: and three time NBA champion and Lakers four Danny Green
Speaker 5: as an analyst.
Speaker 4: So it's its own production podcast. Yeah wow, how far
Speaker 4: are we are?
Speaker 2: We away then, from having virtual seats sold where you
Speaker 2: only get front row access if you pay for virtual
Speaker 2: front row access?
Speaker 4: Would you pay for that that's available to everybody?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 7: Don't they kind of already have something like I thought
Speaker 7: they had they were testing out some VR.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is, when do we get to
Speaker 2: the point where it is limited, oh, where it's not
Speaker 2: everybody can pay for front row, where it's truly like,
Speaker 2: it's not unlike an actual arena, there's a limited number
Speaker 2: of front row, limited number of second row.
Speaker 6: That is a great point. Yeah, or I mean maybe
Speaker 6: there is. It's unlimited, but it's so astronomical costs. More
Speaker 6: ends up being limited.
Speaker 4: So you can have like a Tier two broadcast from
Speaker 4: the one hundred level, but then you can pay more
Speaker 4: for the like court side view. Man, that's interesting.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't do this for Basco because I don't care,
Speaker 5: but if ever football, I'd think about it. This is
Speaker 5: this spectrum front row in Apple Immersive brings viewers closer
Speaker 5: to each pass, shot, and block in game graphics like
Speaker 5: lower thirds, player rosters, the game and shot clocks and
Speaker 5: scores appear in three D as if they're floating directly
Speaker 5: in front of you. Ambisonic microphones capture spatial audio of
Speaker 5: the arena, so viewers here the crisp squeaks of sneakers
Speaker 5: driving up and down the court, the switch to the
Speaker 5: net when a player drains at three porter, and the
Speaker 5: roar of the crowd during intense moments.
Speaker 4: How about let's take it up on us.
Speaker 2: I think you would have to mute it because I
Speaker 2: think everybody would be nervous about what the players would say.
Speaker 2: But what if you could watch an entire game VR
Speaker 2: from like a linebacker's helmets perspective where you could literally
Speaker 2: see like Blake Cashman's entire vision the entire game and
Speaker 2: basically see what he sees the whole time.
Speaker 4: I mean, this was believable.
Speaker 5: Hey is thatcho go to Apple dot com or you
Speaker 5: go to stand you the link. You guys have got
Speaker 5: to see the example they've posted. Like you're standing at
Speaker 5: the underneath the basket watching the game. That's crazy with
Speaker 5: this dude, and it focuses on that's I mean, I
Speaker 5: could care less about.
Speaker 1: But oh there's a cheerleader.
Speaker 4: Zacho is the Apple Vision.
Speaker 6: Popular Uh not really because it's way too uh expensive.
Speaker 4: It's an incredible piece of technology, but uh.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a long time before stuff like
Speaker 7: that is more like widely available if they can.
Speaker 4: Watch. I found it. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That's unreal. It looks like a video game, only it's real.
Speaker 5: I mean, like that is really something. It's sort of
Speaker 5: like what Zacho does with our cameras here because it
Speaker 5: focuses in. I bet it does it without anybody even
Speaker 5: running the the the camera. Look at that, dude, there's no.
Speaker 7: You're literally right there like yeah, you're like you're sitting
Speaker 7: at the scores table or underneath the basket.
Speaker 5: And it's moving your head for you, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, like pointing it in the direction of the ball.
Speaker 5: It's really something. You got to see this chorus.
Speaker 1: This is really something.
Speaker 7: Just sitting baked on a Friday, I can go into
Speaker 7: the Staples Center virtually, let's go just Yeah.
Speaker 6: The interesting part will be because you can control obviously
Speaker 6: your head where you're looking. Do you can you turn
Speaker 6: around and just look at well, now they just showed
Speaker 6: the dancers, That's what I mean. But yeah, you look
Speaker 6: at some I mean, especially in LA you're gonna get
Speaker 6: some very attractive people in the front rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, and to Cory's point, I think that part of
Speaker 7: the appeal would be the trash talk and what the
Speaker 7: players are saying. Like if you could be right there
Speaker 7: and they just put like a little you know, eighteen
Speaker 7: plus warning.
Speaker 6: I would love to know if the teams would love
Speaker 6: that though, because I think that would be said would
Speaker 6: be yeah, problematic, I think, but even more so than
Speaker 6: sporting events.
Speaker 4: I would be way more willing to do this for
Speaker 4: a concert than a sporting event.
Speaker 6: Yep, it'd be sweet if it was like a really
Speaker 6: immersive sound system and you're in it and it feels
Speaker 6: like you're sitting in red rocks or the fear i'd
Speaker 6: be I think i'd be more willing to do that.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad I was born when I was because
Speaker 5: I got the you know, the eight tracks and the
Speaker 5: cassettes and the albums and now the DVA you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, all that stuff. But I am so
Speaker 5: sorry in a lot of ways that I'm going to
Speaker 5: miss what's happening fifty years from now. Listen to this, Corey,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm jumping all over the place. I know
Speaker 5: we're supposed to Vikings news.
Speaker 1: I was on the rad code. There's not Vikings news
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: Lego has taking its bricks to a new generation of
Speaker 5: play with the launch of smart bricks. Is another CEES
Speaker 5: thing going on right now in Vegas. They can tell
Speaker 5: they contain codes to light up, interact with other bricks,
Speaker 5: and make sounds wow. The Danish company unveiled the technology
Speaker 5: in Vegas on Monday. The two by four smart brick
Speaker 5: is embedded with code and smarts and can be reused
Speaker 5: on different bricks and characters. In a demonstration, the smart
Speaker 5: brick was attached to the lego duck, which allowed to
Speaker 5: make quacking sounds elsewhere. When the smart brick was attached
Speaker 5: to a character that was hit by a car, a
Speaker 5: sound emitted showing the character was not pleased.
Speaker 3: Are they like battery operated or they need to be charged?
Speaker 1: Just a great question.
Speaker 2: See, these things are going to be so high tech
Speaker 2: and so next level that the old school ones are
Speaker 2: going to increase in value. So, for example, if you
Speaker 2: would like to buy a home alone set from a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, reach out to me, because now
Speaker 2: it's going to be I think maybe tenfold in the
Speaker 2: next couple of years.
Speaker 4: So you want to get your hands on that now
Speaker 4: before these smart bricks are out. I'm so smart to
Speaker 4: hang on to. Thank you.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at whatever I'm right now from your hands.
Speaker 5: It sits on a thing that charges like a like
Speaker 5: a phone charger. Okay, and so so what you take
Speaker 5: whatever this brick is and replace one of the pieces
Speaker 5: of the thing you've built, and it'll make the sounds
Speaker 5: of whatever that would be?
Speaker 1: How crazy is that?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: Tell you what my toilet's monitor, my pee, my legos
Speaker 1: are talking to me.
Speaker 6: Once you throw one of the smart bricks toilet and
Speaker 6: have a ground yet to your.
Speaker 4: Smart brick ground. What Grady has got a Breaking Bad
Speaker 4: Ones coach? You need Guardy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Guardy got a for Christmas. My son Guardy
Speaker 3: got a Breaking Bad w Lego Lego set. But it's
Speaker 3: not it's not Lego branded because they must not have
Speaker 3: paid for the licensing, so it's a generic Lego set.
Speaker 4: Or maybe not wanted to promote meth making sure sure.
Speaker 3: Either works, But it's super intricate, and it has like
Speaker 3: all the tanks in there and you know, masks, and
Speaker 3: it's just it's it's that I just forget. I don't
Speaker 3: I have not seen or done Legos in I don't
Speaker 3: know fifteen years, and then all of a sudden he's
Speaker 3: putting this intricate thing together and it's like even the
Speaker 3: concept of how realistic and perfect those things can be.
Speaker 4: Forget this next level of lights and sound and whatever.
Speaker 3: I mean, just they're just fantastic leg Plus he's watching
Speaker 3: Breaking Bad.
Speaker 4: And building this Lego set.
Speaker 5: That's pretty cool experience, right yeah, I mean lessons really
Speaker 5: right less GUARDI.
Speaker 4: Is the one who knocks.
Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be crazy, you'd be like I told you
Speaker 1: to steal that bass.
Speaker 4: Oh like a bass guitar. Man. I really hope that
Speaker 4: trade goes through. We need you want me, I'd be
Speaker 4: sad to leave fourteen. See that's what we need. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right. Yeah, hey Beat, you hear about these new legos?
Speaker 6: Gotta do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, Beat, you got any smart bricks yet? I
Speaker 4: got a good privee fourteen. This is my favorite segment
Speaker 4: we've ever done. It was the best. Somebody called McAfee. No,
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: I never when I was growing up. I never liked
Speaker 2: doing the lego sets. I just liked a bucket of
Speaker 2: legos and build whatever I want, exact guy.
Speaker 5: The kind of complicated ones they have now you couldn't
Speaker 5: build Harry Potter's castle.
Speaker 4: No, that's definitely gotten more.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, it was super basic, like, oh,
Speaker 2: here's a little pirate island, non licensed pirate island.
Speaker 4: Right now it's every move movie, every TV show.
Speaker 2: Mcdon's great movies like Home Alone, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: you should see the Home Alone house that they have.
Speaker 4: It's sick.
Speaker 2: It looks exactly like the McAllister house. It's identical. Maybe
Speaker 2: the best legos that they've ever done.
Speaker 5: McDonald's partnering with Pokemon again to celebrate the thirtieth anniversary
Speaker 5: of everybody trying to get those Pikachu's. Do you guys
Speaker 5: remember going through the drive through trying to get the
Speaker 5: Pikachu's out of the Happy Meal?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, Alex wanted them so badly.
Speaker 4: I missed that window.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I would have been just out of
Speaker 1: your reach.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're doing it again though, they're bringing it back.
Speaker 1: They're partnering with them again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sweet man, you'd get like, you know, Shahrazard and
Speaker 5: uh Man, and there was like, come on, I want
Speaker 5: Pikachu for Alex.
Speaker 1: I don't have to keep going through the drive through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's why you're back.
Speaker 1: Yeahs back anyway, there you go. There's lots going on
Speaker 1: a c yes, and it's exciting.
Speaker 4: Why are we there covering it? Yeah? What's the next
Speaker 4: time we're going to Vegas? Is a show? I'm not
Speaker 4: going until June, so I think we're screwed. I'm not going.
Speaker 4: So tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Isn't the next show? Anniversary? The big anniversary?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 3: You just I didn't say what anyone was doing anything.
Speaker 4: But also I don't know. I'm just asking if that
Speaker 4: would make sense. That would make sense.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea.
Speaker 3: It feels like I might have stumbled onto something by
Speaker 3: that violent react that might make sense.
Speaker 4: What a great idea. So yeah, it might be a
Speaker 4: while until the powership's there. I'm not going until June.
Speaker 4: That's unacceptable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never going to get.
Speaker 4: A schedule one a lot of time between now and June.
Speaker 4: You could go right now if you want to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, on your birthday. Yeah, I would never do that.
Speaker 6: Birthday Hawk forgot to somebody.
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Speaker 4: make sure you check.
Speaker 5: I'm sure if you have kids, check delays and or cancelations,
Speaker 5: because some schools are actually canceling school today.
Speaker 1: I believe you. I know, crazy