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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. So you say that

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Speaker 1: kids parties are they're just parties.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I feel as though we throw out we but

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Speaker 2: I feel as like people with kids, they throw parties

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Speaker 2: for their kids, knowing that at the end of the

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Speaker 2: kids party, it's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be their party.

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Speaker 2: Granted, we were at main event and loops, we were

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Speaker 2: turning up having a good time, and I knew, I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, we're gonna go back to your place and

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Speaker 2: we're gonna legit, go hard. We started out at the

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Speaker 2: bar we had, even the bartender she was like, you

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Speaker 2: want nine shots of tequila at the kids party?

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Speaker 1: Yes? At main event? Yeah? Nice?

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Speaker 3: I said yes, and we absolutely want them.

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Speaker 2: And then right after that we went to some liquor

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Speaker 2: store down the street from her house and we party

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Speaker 2: from well, his party start, her son's party started at

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Speaker 2: two and I left their house about three o'clock in

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Speaker 2: the morning.

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Speaker 1: What we went hard?

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Speaker 3: How come we how Yeah?

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Speaker 1: By the way, I know I know it because when

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Speaker 1: I saw it, I giggled because Howard's an old man

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Speaker 1: named is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I love that his name is Howard. That's a friend

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Speaker 1: of mine. Now I don't even know, but it is

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Speaker 1: a friend of mine. Eight hundred and four ninety three

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Speaker 1: ninety three. Is that the case? And anyone go to

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Speaker 1: a kid's party and have like a crazy story with it.

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Speaker 1: When Nolan, who's he's the best he's my fiance's best

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Speaker 1: friend's son when he turned one. If you guys remember

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Speaker 1: I went on the air and I'm like, I don't

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Speaker 1: really want to go to a one year old birthday part?

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Speaker 1: What I got to act like I want to go

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Speaker 1: to a one year old's birthday party? It was a

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Speaker 1: ton of fun people kind of like sneaking some smokes

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Speaker 1: and drinking extra candy bags.

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Speaker 2: I don't like a candy bag, A little goodie bags,

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Speaker 2: goody bags over Yeah, animals just like.

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Speaker 1: You know what you got party? You know? Smart? Oh

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Speaker 1: you liked getting the actual kids.

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Speaker 3: Goodies than the adult goodie man? Yeah, sure.

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Speaker 1: There I someone there had uh because it was at

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Speaker 1: a and I'm not even gonna say where it was

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Speaker 1: because I don't want to get them in trouble. But

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Speaker 1: it was at like a kid's water park and they

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Speaker 1: had rinted it out and you can't have alcohol there,

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Speaker 1: Like they didn't sell alcohol there, so you can't bring

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Speaker 1: in alcohol. And one of the people there kept going

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Speaker 1: to the car. They'd fill up a cot and with

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Speaker 1: rum and it was the same coke can. So like

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Speaker 1: by the end of the night they were just drinking rum.

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Speaker 1: They weren't drinking a mixed cocktail. It had everything in it.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, I feel so bad if I drink an

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Speaker 3: egg kid.

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Speaker 1: I don't say this now. Yeah, now, I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun.

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Speaker 5: Jay Man, my daughter's one year birthday party, she turned one.

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Speaker 5: I had a j at or a party. What oh

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Speaker 5: you know that that party lasted until four o'clock in

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Speaker 5: the morning. My daughter was asleep byke eleven o'clock. We

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Speaker 5: were still partying until four o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: How old is your daughter now?

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Speaker 5: Just four?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: At what point? Or do you do this every year? Still? Like,

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Speaker 1: at what point do you no longer?

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Speaker 4: Every other year we're gonna throw a birthday party, so

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Speaker 4: we go all out, and it's I think it's a

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Speaker 4: Spanish thing. I'm Colombian and a lot of my families

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Speaker 4: obviously Colombian and Dominican, so usually Latino parties last three

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Speaker 4: four o'clock in the morning, hands down, every single time.

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Speaker 1: Nothing to say. Latinos and black people they know how

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Speaker 1: to turn anything into one hell of a party. We do.

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Speaker 1: I always sit there with our hands in our pockets

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Speaker 1: and we're like, hey, so did you did you see

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Speaker 1: it's gonna rain tomorrow? Yeah, all right, I'll see you later.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of Jay. You're the man. Next time. Hey,

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Speaker 1: by the way, next time we're all coming to the party.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I mean it's gonna be in August a right,

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Speaker 5: let me know.

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Speaker 1: Now, I promise you we're there. We're there. Jay, you're

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Speaker 1: the best.

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Speaker 2: Also because a lot of people are ming me asking,

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Speaker 2: like about the money, if like I was giving a

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Speaker 2: gift or given cash, gay cash, the best gift ever.

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Speaker 1: They liked it, loved it. Hey, Tom, good morning, Good

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Speaker 1: morning Tom. Our kids parties just undercover adult parties.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely, my you know, my son is the best, right,

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Speaker 6: my younger son. Anyway, his first birthday party, we threw

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Speaker 6: it in a in a hole, in a hole.

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Speaker 7: We were in a hole.

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Speaker 6: We had a DJ, we had we did have some

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Speaker 6: cartoon characters, but we had a bar because of a

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Speaker 6: party was about us celebrating him.

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Speaker 7: One year old.

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Speaker 6: They don't care about each other. They don't know what

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Speaker 6: they're doing. It was us just being friendly with each other,

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Speaker 6: loving on each other.

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Speaker 1: How old is your son now?

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Speaker 6: Now he's eighteenth?

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Speaker 1: So when when does it stop being like the adults party.

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Speaker 6: When they turned five?

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Speaker 2: See, I was gonna say maybe like eleven twelve.

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Speaker 1: Well you're saying that because you don't want it to

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Speaker 1: end with little Howard thirteen. By the way, Tom, what

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Speaker 1: do you think about a little kid with the name Howard?

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Speaker 1: That's a pretty cool name. That's like naming your kid, Abe.

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Speaker 1: It is a name, it is. I love old man names.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Tom, You're the greatest. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: for his nineteenth birthday party, let's turn up. Well we're

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Speaker 1: all showing. Yeah, we'll talk to you later. Tom, is

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Speaker 1: it a Achilles? There is no way, by the way,

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Speaker 1: as I was going to pronounce that right. Hi, Ara,

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Speaker 1: Sally's I first time call her?

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Speaker 7: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, hold on, let me go. Where's my trumpet?

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Speaker 1: Where's my trumpet? There we go. I just searched through

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Speaker 1: my bag of fun to find my trumpet.

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Speaker 7: God Joe, my daughter is so excited we finally got

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Speaker 7: on the air. She's so sye. She's been wanting to

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Speaker 7: get on the earth for the longest.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Hi, daughter, what's your daughter's name?

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Speaker 7: Ava? Say something?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Ava?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Ava? Is your mom drinking at your birthday parties? Do

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Speaker 1: you ever notice that maybe mom's partying a little too

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Speaker 1: hard at your birthday?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Are are you though? Mom? What happens at kids

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Speaker 1: birthday parties? Mom?

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Speaker 7: Well, it starts to become a kid's party, and then

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Speaker 7: like my parents and everybody else that we invite, which

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Speaker 7: is like thirty and plus people start partying. So not me,

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Speaker 7: but everybody else. Oh no, it's not me, I promise,

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Speaker 7: But is everybody else that's having a good time?

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Speaker 1: I love that. That's so much fun. And has there

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Speaker 1: ever been a time where maybe like an uncle or

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Speaker 1: aunt had too much fun?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 7: It's always where they can't even walk anymore.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm that aunt. Hey. But can I come to

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Speaker 1: your next birthday party?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? What?

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Speaker 1: Alright? Done? I bring good gifts, by the way, and

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Speaker 1: Ashley brings a ton of cats. I do.

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Speaker 5: It's on April seventeenth, coming up.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. Ava, have a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful day.

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Speaker 1: And we love you so much, Mom, Thank you for

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Speaker 1: being an incredible. Actually, here, hold on, since it is

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Speaker 1: your first time calling in, can I give you two

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Speaker 1: Universal Studio tickets?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, but my son is gonna get so jealous

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Speaker 7: right now, his hair out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, uh, Jed's gonna kill me for

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Speaker 1: doing this.

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Speaker 3: But I'm I'm just gonna send this voice recording over

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Speaker 3: to Nicky.

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Speaker 1: So that's fine. Hey, what do you want? What do

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Speaker 1: you want me to do? What's your son's name?

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Speaker 7: Mason? He's in the car. We're ready because we're trying

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Speaker 7: to get breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Mason's gonna say, hey, turn it to uh, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: joy FM. I hate these guys now they didn't give

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Speaker 1: me Universal tickets. We can't have Mason want to listen

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Speaker 1: to Joy FM. We gotta give them tickets. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give you guys four tickets to Universal. Okay I. This

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