1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,640 Speaker 1: All right, we have a whole bunch of emails for 2 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye, so let's get started. And it might 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: take us a few days to get through all of these, 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: but we're gonna start off with some feedback on the 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: podcast that we're thinking about doing the live podcast, and 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: because we think it'd be fun to do a live podcast, 7 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: we are seriously narrowing down a date and that is 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: on December six. 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 2: Lunchtime is yeah. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: We want to do lunchtime because we got to contact 11 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: over at Dominoes that said we'll get us a great 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: deal on pizzas. Because I'm probably gonna end up buying 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: the pizzas. I said, you know, we get a sponsor 14 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: for this one, that would be great. But I want 15 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: people to come by and have a couple of slices 16 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: of pizza and I'll buy a big cooler full of 17 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: pop pack and we can do the podcast. And Secretary 18 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: Brie has already said that she would love to be there, 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: and then so does Lexi. Lexi says I wanted to 20 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: reach out and say how psyched I would be to 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: attend a livery recording of the Minnesota Goodbye. I love 22 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 1: this idea, such a big fan. I've listened to every episode. 23 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: It would love to watch the magic happen right in 24 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: front of me. I'm looking forward to learning more details. 25 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: I work two jobs, so I'm crossing my fingers at 26 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 1: our schedules would align. I hope you guys have a 27 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: great rest of your week. Thank you for being you, Lexi. 28 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: So I mean a very solid preliminary date is December sixth, 29 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: Saturday at noon. Can you make it? 30 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 2: Can I make it? 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: Well? 32 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 2: I would be leaving something to make it, but I 33 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 2: would be there because it's important. 34 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see here. Yeah, I've got that day open. 35 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: I'm going to go to a Christmas party that night. 36 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: I believe in Lake City or Wabashaw or somewhere down 37 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: that way. But I can do that and I would 38 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: very much look forward to it. Thank you, Lexi. Let's 39 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: talk to Secretary Bree. Consider this my RSVP to the 40 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: live podcast. I am so in and be so much fun. 41 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: I could even fulfill my secretarial duties and handstickers out 42 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: to those that ask questions or the of an answer. 43 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: That would be so fucking fun. I just had to 44 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: say that. And that's what I think with the vision 45 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: would be is like we'll do some of our regular 46 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: stuff and then basically you can walk up to the 47 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 1: microphone and ask a question. 48 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, or you could probably even just text into the 49 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 2: station too to ask a question if you wanted it 50 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 2: to be anonymous, and we could read. 51 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: It, Okay, I be honest with you. We could for sure, Yeah, 52 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: but people wouldn't know that we're doing it at the 53 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: podcast because it wouldn't be live, you know what I mean. 54 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't be live, but we could just read 55 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 2: them anonymously. If people wanted to send in a question, 56 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 2: we can read in if they text it in. 57 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: No, No, I mean, I don't care. 58 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 2: It's making sense in my brain. If you want to 59 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 2: send an anonymous question. 60 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: Okay, she says, sorry, I haven't written in a while. 61 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: I'm even voice to talk texting this email as I 62 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: drive home from work at ten pm after an amazing event. 63 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: Have I mentioned how much I love my job? And 64 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: she goes on to talk about her job and her life, 65 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: et cetera. And I'm glad you're happy with that. Thank you, Bree, 66 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: and we will see you at the live podcast. Here's 67 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: an interesting one. This is from Jackie Hello Morning Show. 68 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: I listened to you guys. They always make me laugh, 69 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: so I'd like to make you laugh with something that 70 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: really happened. This question is am I the idiot? I 71 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: had my dog at the time in the car with 72 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: me going home around two thirty or three in the morning. 73 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: I was on the back roads from Maple Grove to 74 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: Buffalo Anyway. I noticed on this long road the car 75 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: behind me kept getting close and then backing off, getting 76 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: close and backing off. I started to get scared because 77 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: a cop would have pulled me over by then, so 78 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: I thought, this is a psycho. There's a stop sign 79 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: coming up. I just bolted through it, thinking hell yeah, 80 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: I got away. But as soon as I ran that sign, 81 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: whoo whoop, fucking lights. The police officer came up to 82 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: my car after I'd stopped, and before I could say anything, 83 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: I said, I was scared. You were a freaking crazy person. 84 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: That's why I ran the sign. Sadly, this was not 85 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: the stupid that I did. I went to hand him 86 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: my idea, and I don't know why I handed him 87 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: my dog's Minnesota license ID instead. I thought it was funny. 88 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: The officer did not, and then I handed him my 89 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: actual driver's license because of the look on his face. 90 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: My dog was in the front seat the whole time, 91 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: as I got asked the usual questions, Have I drank 92 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: or anything? No, no, no, he had thought that I 93 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 1: was impaired. He had to have thought I was impaired, 94 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: and then he asked me to step outside. That it 95 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,479 Speaker 1: wouldn't take long. He had me to do a field 96 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: sobriety test, all of it. I have shit for balance, 97 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: so I said, multiple times, just give me the breathalyzer. 98 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: He finally made me do the breathalyzer. But here's the kicker. 99 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:46,119 Speaker 1: I'm allergic to alcohol. I physically can't drink it unless 100 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: I want to have an anaphylactic reaction. I can't even 101 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: have a sip because it closes my throat. He then 102 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: sees there is zero alcohol and lets me go no ticket. 103 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: About an hour later, after backup arrived, I ended up 104 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: taking a little plastic piece from the breath because anybody 105 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: that knows me wouldn't believe me. I was, in fact 106 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: the idiot to try and be funny at the wrong time. Okay, please, 107 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: can I please get a staff writer sticker? I forgot 108 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: to ask the last time I wrote in well it's 109 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: funny you bring that up. You didn't include your address, 110 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: except you have an old address on the dog's I 111 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: D card. I'm not going to mail it to the 112 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: dog's ID card because I don't know whether that is 113 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: your current address. So if you listen, write me back 114 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: and say it's Jackie. I forgot to include my address. Okay, 115 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 1: Ready for Jannita's rent? Yeah, okay, give me a minute 116 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: to push the correct buttons, which I always have to do. Bleep, 117 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: a bluep a blue do. Here we go, pushing there, 118 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: pushing there, pushing there, and here comes a rent from 119 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,719 Speaker 1: our friend Juanita, who will also Juanita, you better come 120 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: to the Minnesota Goodbye live podcast. 121 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 3: Hey y'all, Hey, so yesterday, I think a live Minnesota 122 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 3: Goodbye would be so awesome. I would be happy to 123 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 3: pay my twenty five dollars. I think that would be 124 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 3: so much fun. Yes, we need to put that together. 125 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 3: So here's my rant for this week. I think I 126 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 3: did a rant about this before, but it just happened 127 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 3: to me again this weekend. So I'm giving a friend 128 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 3: a ride. Now I don't know where they're going. They're 129 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: telling they're giving me the directions as to where to go. 130 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 3: But I don't know if this is everybody or if 131 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 3: this is just black folks. So we're riding along and 132 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 3: we're coming up to the exit that they need to 133 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 3: come off of. But instead of them saying what we 134 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 3: need to come off here, we passed. But they're looking 135 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 3: at the exit as we're passing by. But instead of 136 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 3: them saying what we need to come off here, they 137 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 3: look at me and go and ask me the question, 138 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 3: where are you going? What the fuck you think we're going? 139 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 3: I'm taking you where you wanted to go? Will you 140 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 3: pass by the exit? 141 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 2: Well? 142 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 3: How the fuck would I know that? You and then 143 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 3: tell me that that's where you want to come off back? Well, yeah, 144 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 3: we were supposed to come out there. Okay, Well I 145 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 3: wouldn't know that until you unless you had a fucking 146 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 3: told me that. You're fucking idiot, So. 147 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 2: Well, where are you going? Now? 148 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull over so you can get the fuck 149 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 3: out since you don't know how to tell me where 150 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 3: you want to go. God damn it, these people pissed 151 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 3: me the fuck off. Well that's my right for this week. 152 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,679 Speaker 3: Like I said, we need to put that thing together 153 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 3: because a Minnesota, A live Minnesota. Goodbye would be fun. 154 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 2: Well, I'll talk to you guys next week. 155 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: I love you bye, Love you ba. Jan She came 156 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: to the Boo Bash a couple of weeks ago, and 157 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: people are like, is that Janita? I want to get 158 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: a picture with her? Is that Secretary Brie? I want 159 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: to get a picture with her. 160 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 2: So people come up to me just saying is that Janita? 161 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 2: And I was like, do you want to talk to me? 162 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 2: And they're like, no, where's Juanita? Yeah, okay, she's over there. 163 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: We will all be at the Minnesota, even Vont, who 164 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: is never on the Minnesota Goodbye. And it's not that 165 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: we don't want Vont on the Minnesota Goodbye. It's just 166 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: that we do it at a time when he's busy 167 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: doing other things, and we really don't need four people 168 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: to be on the Minnesota Goodbye because it's mostly your 169 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: emails anyway. So here's something interesting and I'm gonna read this, 170 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: but I can't post it because I'm too lazy. But 171 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:17,720 Speaker 1: we talked about vegetable side dishes for Thanksgiving. Now, if 172 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: you really like this one, you can go back and 173 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: you can wind back and listen to it till you 174 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 1: write it down or whatever. Here we go. Let's see 175 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: most people they're talking about the live podcast. Here is 176 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: the recipe for the broccoli corn casserole. Okay, broccoli corn casserole. 177 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: One regular box of crushed chicken and a biscuit crackers, 178 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: one bag frozen broccoli florettes, one can regular corn, one 179 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: can creamed corn, one quarter cup melted butter. Mix the 180 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: vegetables together with three quarters of the box of crushed crackers. 181 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: Top with remaining crush crackers in poor melted butter all 182 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: over the top of the cast. Roll. Bake for three 183 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: for thirty to thirty five to forty five minutes at 184 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: three point fifty. Enjoy and Happy Turkey Day. 185 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 2: Delicious. That sounds so good. 186 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: Thank you, Naomi. We've never actually read a recipe on 187 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye before, and I love the innovation. A 188 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: next one, here we go. 189 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 2: Don't say my name, Okay. 190 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:33,199 Speaker 1: Am I the asshole? I don't know if I'm being 191 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: dramatic or justified. I live in an apartment with my dog, 192 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: and like everybody else, we have balconies. I have one 193 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 1: of those fresh Patch style grass pads for my dog. 194 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 1: It's got a tray at traps p and I empty 195 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 1: and clean it regularly for those in between walk potty breaks, 196 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: because you know, if you live on a you know, 197 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 1: like a higher floor and you got a dog, you 198 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 1: don't want to walk down the stairs or down the 199 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: elevator every time. My upstairs neighbor also has a dog, 200 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 1: but there's a giant gap in their balcony. Lord Worthy 201 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 1: keep a fake grass pad with no tray underneath, so 202 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: all day long, the dog pee literally drips down onto 203 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: my balcony, sometimes multiple times a day. Gross it got 204 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,199 Speaker 1: onto my white outdoor chair cushion that's now put away, 205 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 1: but still it's gotten so bad it's almost dripped on 206 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 1: me and my dog. I can see and smell the 207 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,679 Speaker 1: pea stains. I've been reporting it to management for over 208 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: a week now. Nothing has changed. It just keeps happening. 209 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 1: It actually seems like it's getting worse. I'm a clean freak, 210 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 1: so I'm constantly scrubbing my balcony so my dog and 211 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,920 Speaker 1: I aren't walking through somebody else's dog pee. Here're my question. 212 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: Here's my question. Am I the asshole for continuing to 213 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: complain to building management since the pea is technically outside? 214 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: Or am I justified because no one should have to 215 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 1: deal with that. Love to hear your thoughts. What do 216 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 1: you think you are one hundred and ten percent justified. 217 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: You have every right, even if you weren't a dog, 218 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 1: especially if you weren't a dog owner. Yeah, to not 219 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 1: have dog pea drip onto your balcony period period. 220 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 2: Should have to put something underneath what you said, like 221 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 2: have a tray or something underneath that, because that is 222 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 2: so ungodly gross. Like what Also, why are you not 223 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 2: taking your dog out to like the yard of the building, 224 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 2: Like why are you letting your dog pee on the balcony? 225 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 1: Because they if you live on an upper floor, it 226 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 1: would be difficult to every time the dog's got a pee, Yeah, 227 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 1: to take the dog down the elevator outside, down the hallway. 228 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: So that's why if you live in an apartment you're 229 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 1: thinking about getting a dog, you really got to consider 230 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: whether you are committed to taking that dog out right 231 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: seven times a day. 232 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's I just think. I mean, obviously it's 233 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 2: not fair for the lady who lives underneath, but like, gosh, 234 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,559 Speaker 2: that sounds kind of sad for in general. Just like, Okay, 235 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 2: let's leave our tiny apartment and go out to the 236 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,240 Speaker 2: balcony where you can pee on this tiny little splotch 237 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 2: of grass. 238 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,200 Speaker 1: Noah, I get it though, and I would say you 239 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 1: are absolutely justified. I would put up a stink and say, 240 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: you know what, I've got my pa trap in a trap. 241 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: They should have their pea trap trap as well. Yeah 242 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: another one. Oh and they sent photos of it too. 243 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:06,559 Speaker 2: Yeah. 244 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: Well oh yeah, that is gross. 245 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 2: Yeah that is that is something else. 246 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,719 Speaker 1: That is something else. Let me see if there's another one. 247 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm sorry that I'm stalling. 248 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 2: You're doing great as I do this. Well. I cannot 249 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 2: say if anyone was listening to the actual Dave Ryan 250 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 2: Show this morning. I talked about potentially going to the 251 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,480 Speaker 2: Puttery for a dates tomorrow, and it has been confirmed 252 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,839 Speaker 2: we are going to the Puttery tomorrow. I'm stepping out 253 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 2: of my comfort zone on mini golf. But actually I'm 254 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 2: looking at it. It does look dope as hell, looks really cool. 255 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,559 Speaker 1: It does look cool, doesn't it. I remember when it 256 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: first came out, we talked about it. I you know what, 257 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 1: my favorite date spot off the top of my head 258 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,839 Speaker 1: is like can Can Wonderland, And. 259 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 2: I like can Can Wonderland. I've been there. 260 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you've never been. It's like video games 261 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 1: retro and new, but it's also got all these badass 262 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: retro pinball machines that are free to play, yeah, once 263 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: you pay to get in. And we're talking like nineteen fifty, sixties, 264 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 1: seventies retro pinball machines, and not just pinball, but like 265 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 1: old school pre technology games. They're not even video games. 266 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: And I fucking love that place. I've only gone one time. 267 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: I've bunch it's so far away from chan hands in 268 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,640 Speaker 1: those days, really. 269 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,679 Speaker 2: And this one it just it seems like it's kind 270 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 2: of the same exact thing as can can, but like 271 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 2: upper scale, but it's themed and everything. So there's like 272 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,680 Speaker 2: different rooms that are themed, and I think that's the 273 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 2: part that I will like more than the actual mini golf, 274 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,320 Speaker 2: and also obviously the company of my date. 275 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,120 Speaker 1: He is well, of course, of course I did, do 276 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,800 Speaker 1: you okay, Here we go email about contact lenses. This 277 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 1: came in a couple of weeks ago, or a week 278 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 1: or so ago. We have not gotten to it, so 279 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: here we go. I was talking about how Susan and 280 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: I we argue because she takes out her disposable contacts 281 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: and she tries to drop them in the trash can 282 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: and she misses. I found one stuck to the toilet 283 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,320 Speaker 1: seat the other day and it just is one of 284 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: my pet peeves is like, put the fucking things in 285 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 1: the fucking trash can. This email is about contacts. I 286 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,440 Speaker 1: clean houses. You'd be surprised how many people pile them 287 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: up on their night stand or bathroom counter. They don't 288 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 1: pick them up, but they fall on the floor. They 289 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: just leave them out for us to clean up. It's 290 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: so gross. They get rock hard. I didn't even realize 291 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: what they were the first time. I just brushed them 292 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: into my hand. Now I just swift for them on 293 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: the floor and vacuum them up. Have a great day 294 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: from brit Okay, thank you Britt for that anecdote about 295 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: those I sure appreciate that. Sincerely, I do. Email is 296 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 1: not loaded. Malee and I had a great time singing 297 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: Kansas City today. So while it's while. 298 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 2: It's letting Dave what Okay? So I went to see 299 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,720 Speaker 2: a show last weekend at South Saint Paul High School 300 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 2: and apparently there is South Saint Paul Community Theater as well, 301 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 2: and next summer they're doing Oklahoma at South Saint Paul 302 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 2: oh theater, should we audition? 303 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: We I don't want to audition? 304 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 2: Why not? 305 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't want you just want to be offered the 306 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,880 Speaker 1: part I don't want to. I would go, you would go, 307 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't have. I had such a great experience in 308 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 1: twenty fourteen being in Oklahoma, and I'll tell you the 309 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 1: quick story. The Community Theater company Cross Community Players wrote 310 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,600 Speaker 1: to me and said, hey, will you mention that we 311 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: have auditions coming up for Oklahoma? And I was like, well, 312 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 1: that's cute. No, we don't. We don't mention things like 313 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 1: that because we just don't. Yeah, but I respect it, 314 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 1: and I said, Okay, I get an idea. Can I 315 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: audition on the air for your directors and musical directors 316 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: for the part of jud Fry. So they're like, yeah, 317 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,840 Speaker 1: that'd be kind of fun. I said, we'll make a 318 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: bit out of it, and then yeah, I will mention 319 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 1: your auditions. So they came in and I sang, poor Joe. 320 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 2: I literally remember that. I remember listening to that in 321 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,600 Speaker 2: my bathroom. 322 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: And because that's the only music that I love, and 323 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: I've seen it before and I've seen big productions and 324 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: little productions. And so they came in and I auditioned 325 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 1: for the role of jud Fry, who is a murdery 326 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: creep that is in love with the woman in the show, 327 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: but she doesn't like him, but she uses him to 328 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: get the attention of the boy she really likes, to 329 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: make him jealousy. So I auditioned and they said, we 330 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 1: want to offer it to you. They called me later 331 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,600 Speaker 1: that day and said we want to offer it to you. 332 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: And my first response was no, way, no. But then 333 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 1: I thought, I will never in my life get offered 334 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: a role of a prominent figure in a theater production. 335 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 2: Right, so might as well. And I said yes, yeah. 336 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: And I remember I came in and Steve and Fallon 337 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 1: and I told him, and they said, all right, we're 338 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: going to lay down some ground rules here. You can't 339 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: leave early for rehearsal. You can't come in tired because 340 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: of rehearsal, you can't memorize your lines during the show. 341 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 2: A ble blah blah blah blah. 342 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: And that summer we rehearsed for probably no six weeks 343 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 1: or eight weeks. It was the fucking best time I've 344 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: ever had. 345 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 2: Exactly theater man, it's theater magic. I didn't realize that 346 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,160 Speaker 2: that was a bit to start off with where you're like, y'all, 347 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 2: it wasn't for a. 348 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 1: Bit, It totally was, and I did not expect them 349 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 1: to offer me the role. And seriously shout out to 350 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: Menrod and Christopher. I'm still friends with these people and 351 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,760 Speaker 1: so many people in the show. It was the best 352 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: fucking time I've ever had in my life. So that 353 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 1: is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails to 354 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 1: Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.