Speaker 1: Happy Monday from kd W. You' get an update on
Speaker 1: Jenny's date and Bailey's date coming up in a few minutes. Also,
Speaker 1: Jenny's mama, Cindy, had a date on Friday night. We'll
Speaker 1: hear more about that coming up as well. Cindy gonna
Speaker 1: be on the phone. Kiz oh good, can't wait? Hey,
Speaker 1: gonna read something really cool. I get a note in
Speaker 1: the mail the other day from our general manager, Eric,
Speaker 1: and Eric wrote this if you want to hear it, yes,
Speaker 1: he says Dave, Jenny Bailey Vaant, congratulations on receiving the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Broadcasters Association Service to Minnesota Award for Dave Ryan's
Speaker 1: Christmas wish. This honor is a testament the incredible impact
Speaker 1: you've made in our community through your generosity, compassion, and dedication.
Speaker 1: I was truly honored to accept the award on your
Speaker 1: behalf of this week's MBA conference. It was a proud
Speaker 1: moment to see your work recognized among Minnesota's finest, and
Speaker 1: it reminded everyone in the room of the power of
Speaker 1: radio to uplift and unite. Thanks for all you do,
Speaker 1: and here's too many more wishes granted in the years ahead.
Speaker 1: The award is with Rich, so make sure you stop
Speaker 1: by and see it. Oh, I miss that. I didn't
Speaker 1: know it's on Ridge's desk. Wow.
Speaker 2: I'll have to take a picture with it and be like, wow,
Speaker 2: here we are, we're all touching it.
Speaker 1: Wow. That's cool. So you know what Christmas wish is
Speaker 1: because of you. We've done it every year for thirty
Speaker 1: two ish years. I think we did the first year
Speaker 1: that I was here, and it's just gotten bigger and bigger,
Speaker 1: and we'll do it again in another few weeks and
Speaker 1: we'll remind you. Trust me, Christmas is down the road.
Speaker 1: We're not even to Halloween and Thanksgiving yet, but we'll
Speaker 1: do more Christmas wishes coming up of course this year.
Speaker 1: On what is a Christmas wish? Maybe you're new here,
Speaker 1: thanks for being here. Basically, we find families that are
Speaker 1: in need through no fault of their own, and we
Speaker 1: give them something that might make their Christmas a little
Speaker 1: bit easier. One of my favorite stories is somebody who
Speaker 1: had they didn't have a stove that worked in their house,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if they were cooking over a
Speaker 1: propane stove or sterno or what. We got him a
Speaker 1: new stove. Another one needed a new water heater. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of people who we've given in vans so
Speaker 1: they can, you know, get back and forth to the
Speaker 1: hospital like in a wheelchair whatever. So we'll do more
Speaker 1: of those coming up. And thank you Minnesota broadcasters for
Speaker 1: recognizing that. And we'll take half the credit, but you
Speaker 1: get the rest of the credit. We did it for
Speaker 1: helping us find these people that do this well.
Speaker 3: And Dave, I feel like, Dave, you need to take
Speaker 3: a lot of credit to more than anything. Yeah, say,
Speaker 3: you're the one who's been doing it for thirty two years.
Speaker 1: Thirty two years, year number thirty three coming up, So
Speaker 1: we don't have a whole lot of time, So we
Speaker 1: got to get right to the sex part of your date, Jenny,
Speaker 1: let's go ready.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh sorry, sorry, I just want to cut to
Speaker 4: the chase.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really think that I have any
Speaker 3: super exciting details except for the fact that I've been
Speaker 3: seeing someone and yeah, we hung out a bunch this weekend.
Speaker 3: He ran the marathon, so I was out there supporting
Speaker 3: him yesterday. He did really fantastics finished in the top
Speaker 3: eight percent.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's super fit though.
Speaker 4: He is very fit human.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the ripple belly, like where you slap
Speaker 1: one side. No, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 4: Like, no, there's no ripple in his No.
Speaker 2: I will say, I did see pictures and that man
Speaker 2: is like a Kirkland brand Superman. To me, he's very
Speaker 2: good looking and it's almost offensive. Actually I'm offended. Why
Speaker 2: do you say Kirkland brand because he's not like David
Speaker 2: corn Sweat, who's the new Superman. But he's like Kirkland brand,
Speaker 2: which is solid brand super which.
Speaker 3: Is a cost card. If you didn't understand what Kirkland is, I.
Speaker 2: Know you do, but it's not like I'm saying, like
Speaker 2: he's great value Superman, which.
Speaker 4: Is the Walmart brand. He's a Kirkland brand.
Speaker 1: So way about the brand bottom tier? Okay? Good? So
Speaker 1: what did you do? Did you just go to the
Speaker 1: marathon or what did you do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I mean we hung out a bunch this weekend.
Speaker 3: We went to the packet pick up at the River
Speaker 3: Center and did some fun, I don't know, athletic things there,
Speaker 3: and then we did a little carb up dinner on
Speaker 3: Saturday night because he needed a car the race, yep,
Speaker 3: a lot of pasta and then yeah, hung out and
Speaker 3: watched him at the race and enjoyed a little well.
Speaker 3: He had a beer in the beer garden afterwards.
Speaker 4: I touched his hand and other things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did.
Speaker 4: Fun athletics stuff, she said, real lady in the tramp
Speaker 4: the pasta.
Speaker 3: No, No, it was like the little like single noodles.
Speaker 1: That way, So okay. Bailey had a date this weekend.
Speaker 1: Also date number two I.
Speaker 2: Did with a guy, am On Hinge. I went on
Speaker 2: a date with him last week and then I went
Speaker 2: on another one this week. We went to a brewery.
Speaker 2: It was similar to the last one. We just sat
Speaker 2: across from each other and talked to each other. I
Speaker 2: do think he's very cute, and I think he is funny.
Speaker 2: At one point he did quote a lot of Aaron
Speaker 2: Carter's How I Beat Shack, which you might think that
Speaker 2: is so cringey, and I thought this is kind of hot.
Speaker 2: I love that, so I thought that was really funny.
Speaker 2: And he like totally stories. That just kind of made
Speaker 2: him very endearing.
Speaker 1: To his hand.
Speaker 4: I didn't touch his hand.
Speaker 1: Didn't touch his hand. We touch his lips.
Speaker 2: No, we've only touched We like hug at the end,
Speaker 2: and that's the only times we've touched.
Speaker 4: Not a like hello hug.
Speaker 2: We hello hugged the first date, which is strange, and
Speaker 2: then did not hello hug this last date, but we
Speaker 2: did goodbye hug, but.
Speaker 4: I don't have one. Yeah, what is it? We played
Speaker 4: it last week?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: What did we switch it to? We know it sounded
Speaker 4: dumb one that I've never heard of. Okay, sorry, go
Speaker 4: ahead back, But yeah, that's a that's essentially it. I'm
Speaker 4: he said at the end of.
Speaker 2: The day that he would like to see me again,
Speaker 2: and then I messaged him like later that same day
Speaker 2: and he has not responded to me. So literally, no,
Speaker 2: that was Saturday night, so he hasn't responded to me yet.
Speaker 4: Are you only messaging on hinge? We are only messaging
Speaker 4: on hinge numbers, phone numbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I wonder if that's like a choice, because
Speaker 2: like he hasn't asked me for my number, and I
Speaker 2: haven't said, like, no, we'll just message on hinge. That's
Speaker 2: just what we do. Because I was also talking to
Speaker 2: this other guy who also just like went twenty eight
Speaker 2: hours without responding, but then when he does respond it's
Speaker 2: like paragraphs of stuff and it's just exhausting. I did
Speaker 2: say to this guy, I went on a date with that,
Speaker 2: Like Beck and my Grandma's day. She would just go
Speaker 2: square dancing and that's how she would meet people, and
Speaker 2: she would just be like out having fun. And I
Speaker 2: feel like, hinge, you have this like demon that's standing
Speaker 2: behind you saying this is romantic, this is a romantic setting.
Speaker 1: I no, I totally get that. Yes, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: be romantic. You're supposed to fall for each other.
Speaker 2: You have to fall for each other pressure yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: versus like I was, it's not organic, it's not.
Speaker 4: Right, so it just it feels weird.
Speaker 2: But he didn't seem like he thought, well, that's red
Speaker 2: flag that she's saying that on this date.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should try square dancing.
Speaker 4: I don't know where to find it. They don't do
Speaker 4: that anymore.
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Speaker 1: Play a little game called the Siblings Game, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna explain how it works. Then you'll call in play
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Speaker 1: to see Jonas brothers. Now, by the way, these tickets
Speaker 1: I believe I'm not wrong. They're in row number five.
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Speaker 1: and then Joe Jonas will throw you a sweaty towel,
Speaker 1: Nick will throw you a guitar pick and and Kevin
Speaker 1: will ask for a loan. He'll ask you to venmo
Speaker 1: him thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: That what mean?
Speaker 4: And I would let that man live. He's doing just fine.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're to be that close? Is he
Speaker 1: your favorite?
Speaker 4: I love Kevin? Somebody has to.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's like, I think there's somebody who
Speaker 1: always like Chris Kirkpatrick because nobody else. You had them
Speaker 1: all to yourself. You're your best friend, like justin Timberlake,
Speaker 1: and your best friend like Nick Carter, so you would
Speaker 1: choose Howie because Howie was always available. Like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going for the fugly one because they're more available.
Speaker 1: Let's play the game here, Jenny, how does his work?
Speaker 4: So basically, I have a bunch of siblings. I'm going
Speaker 4: to give you the name of one sibling. You give
Speaker 4: me their other sibling.
Speaker 3: Or they might have multiple ones, so there could be
Speaker 3: multiple options. So we'll play a couple of rounds with
Speaker 3: you guys, but we're waiting for someone to get.
Speaker 1: I got one, I got one, Bailey, Oh, Madison, very good,
Speaker 1: very good, Jenny.
Speaker 4: You guys won't remember Katie and Rachel.
Speaker 1: Ye, very good, very good.
Speaker 3: Dave and Donnay, Carl, Patricia, No, Janet.
Speaker 1: No, Linda. Linda is one of them.
Speaker 4: Up, shar, there's too many.
Speaker 1: There's six of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is just the easiest to remember.
Speaker 3: Okay, so here's some actual examples. Tell me Fred Savage's sibling, Bailey,
Speaker 3: Ben good job, very very good. All right, Next one,
Speaker 3: Hillary Duff's sibling.
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, okay, Summer Weekly, Hayley Duff,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she played Summer Weekly. Napoleon Dynamoe.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh we didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yes, cool, I love that.
Speaker 4: We got on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. We get Katie. Hi, Katie, what are
Speaker 1: you up to this morning? Katie? Okay, Katie, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you. Jenny's going to give you a famous person.
Speaker 1: You've got to give us their sibling. You get it right,
Speaker 1: you can go see Jonas brothers. And you get it wrong.
Speaker 1: You get on with your day and keep her chin
Speaker 1: up high. Okay, okay, here.
Speaker 3: We go, all right, here you go. Paris Hilton.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I should know this too.
Speaker 1: That's hard. I don't know it myself, really, I don't
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 4: You A three.
Speaker 5: Watched the show to Conrad.
Speaker 1: Conrad is the guy who founded the Hilton company, great
Speaker 1: grandfather or something like that.
Speaker 5: Watch Paris and Nicole way back but.
Speaker 1: The Simple Life. Give her two more. We'll make it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Nicky Hilton. Okay, all right. Alec Baldwin, Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: He's got two brothers, and Daniel and Billy. Wow.
Speaker 4: Nice, all right, one last one. Mark Wahlberg, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: oh this is very.
Speaker 1: Easy, is it. You're almost there?
Speaker 5: You're almost there, Danny Donnie your Oh my heart was
Speaker 5: beating crazy, Katie, I'm not right.
Speaker 1: Nope, Donnie, you got it close your winner. You see
Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers at the Grand Casino Arena coming up on
Speaker 1: October tenth, only a couple of days away. Is that
Speaker 1: on Friday night? Friday night? Wow? Very cool. Hold on,
Speaker 1: we'll get your tickets for you. Okay, okay, please hold
Speaker 1: We'll have more fifth row tickets coming up this morning
Speaker 1: at a twenty on Katie will be and then all
Speaker 1: this week fourth row, third row, second row, front row
Speaker 1: on Friday at eight twenty. Don't worry, I will remind you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all trying to watch our weight and be healthy.
Speaker 1: And Bailey came up with something kind of interesting that
Speaker 1: I wanted you to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, okay, I read somewhere at one point in
Speaker 2: time that they said you shouldn't like eat past like
Speaker 2: a certain time of day because then it can't like
Speaker 2: digest when you like lay down to.
Speaker 4: Go to bed.
Speaker 1: I've heard that too, Yeah, And.
Speaker 2: I don't know the source on that, but something like science.
Speaker 2: I heard it from Science, okay, And so they're reliable exactly.
Speaker 2: So I have an alarm on my phone for eight fifteen.
Speaker 2: That literally it's like it's not a it doesn't buzz
Speaker 2: or anything. It just pops up that just says stop eating.
Speaker 2: And I'll be like, oh, wow, you're right, You're right,
Speaker 2: I do have to stop eating.
Speaker 1: Is that while you're in the middle of a HOGI
Speaker 1: on your lap and then you would like have it
Speaker 1: halfway in your mouth and it goes eat eating and
Speaker 1: you stop eating? Or is it just because you're eating
Speaker 1: constantly until eight fifteen?
Speaker 2: Not that I'm eating constantly, it's just like, don't do
Speaker 2: it past this time. And and sometimes like I might like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll be I'll come home from like doing improv or something,
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, you know what sounds great a
Speaker 2: bag of popcorn? And then I'll be like, no, you're
Speaker 2: not supposed to because then it can't digest and blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, and then it sits I guess for a
Speaker 2: longer time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, true nutrition is there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: from Livia that listen to the show that maybe you
Speaker 1: can call us or text us and let us know.
Speaker 1: Is it true that you really should not eat past
Speaker 1: eight fifteen? Or is that like an Old wives tale
Speaker 1: where it's like don't swim after you ate, or your
Speaker 1: to die.
Speaker 2: I feel like I just put eight fifteen on it
Speaker 2: because I usually go to bed by like nine thirty,
Speaker 2: so I'll have, like, you know, an hour of time
Speaker 2: to digest. And I think it depends on what time
Speaker 2: you go to bed, because like you could eat at
Speaker 2: nine if you're not going to bed until ten or eleven.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure you go to bed at nine ish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I yesterday, like I sat down with
Speaker 2: a bowl of soup at seven forty five, and knowing
Speaker 2: that my my alarm was gonna go off at eight fifteen,
Speaker 2: I was like, I got to house this bowl of soup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a half hour. I think you had it.
Speaker 1: It's just soup. Was it chunky? Campbell's chunky?
Speaker 4: It was chunky.
Speaker 1: It was chunky.
Speaker 4: There was like beans and meat and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if that's wrong of me or
Speaker 2: if it's actually detrimental to my brain psyche for putting
Speaker 2: an alarm on my eating habits.
Speaker 4: But I just man, but it stops you from doing it.
Speaker 4: It does, at least briefly.
Speaker 2: And then sometimes you know, I'll come home, I'll have
Speaker 2: a beer and I'll be like you know what sounds
Speaker 2: good right now, peanuts in the shell.
Speaker 4: And then I just started eating up.
Speaker 1: I love how human you are. You're just like last
Speaker 1: night I was on the couch and I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to make your story about me, no, but I relate
Speaker 1: because it was we were watching, Oh, we're watching that
Speaker 1: ed Gean Monster. It's the number one show on Netflix
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, it's called Monster The ed Geen Story
Speaker 1: And we'll talk more about that later. It's not great.
Speaker 1: It's really dark and disturbing. Oh no, And I mean
Speaker 1: it would be because he's a mass murderer. But I
Speaker 1: sat on the couch going, I want a beefstick, right
Speaker 1: I want a beef stick. And I said it was
Speaker 1: seven thirty, and I said, if I still want one
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock, I'll have a beef stick because I
Speaker 1: was just like I wanted to eat something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's me all the time.
Speaker 2: Where I'll be like, I want a beef stick if
Speaker 2: it and I would even wait, I wouldn't say like, well,
Speaker 2: in a half an hour, if I'm still hungry, I'll
Speaker 2: just go in eat a beef stick. Right now, I'm
Speaker 2: like hyperfixated on those stupid little one packages of seaweed,
Speaker 2: the like chewable seed.
Speaker 4: What I don't know anyways that you made fun of
Speaker 4: me for eating these pieces of seaweed.
Speaker 1: You're like, are they chips? They're like chips. They're like
Speaker 1: you gave me some Yeah they were Okay.
Speaker 2: They're so that just tastes like you know, the seeds
Speaker 2: like salty seaweed.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 2: It's delicious, and so I'll look at it if I'm
Speaker 2: if I walk by my kitchen, I'm like my cat
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, you're walking near the kitchen. Does
Speaker 2: that mean there's food? And that's what my brain says.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I'm walking near the kitchen. I see food,
Speaker 2: so I'm going to eat it. So that's why I
Speaker 2: have an alarm that says, girl, shut your pie hole,
Speaker 2: stop eating, because I feel like that's probably what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do.
Speaker 1: I got no advice for you. I mean, I could
Speaker 1: give you advice that I don't follow myself. Somebody once said,
Speaker 1: if you really are hungry, have it. If you're so hungry,
Speaker 1: hungry enough to eat an apple, then you're really hungry,
Speaker 1: have an apple. But an apple is never like, first
Speaker 1: of all, you might not have them around and an
Speaker 1: apple never sounds better than a beef stick.
Speaker 4: No, And are you hungry or are you bored? That's
Speaker 4: what I'm right.
Speaker 3: I'm like, are you hungry? Or have I just been
Speaker 3: sitting around for a while at my house and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what's in the fridge? Let me look for the hundredth
Speaker 3: time today? Maybe I was just gonna start chewing gum
Speaker 3: all the time?
Speaker 1: Do we eat?
Speaker 4: Sensation?
Speaker 1: We were asking whether that hole don't eat like an
Speaker 1: hour before you go to bed, whether it's true. A
Speaker 1: couple of text messages. Here's one says, I googled it,
Speaker 1: and yes, it is true. You shouldn't eat two hours
Speaker 1: before going to bed? Uh two hours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I set my alarm further.
Speaker 1: Another's text says one hundred percent tro It was called
Speaker 1: intermittent fasting. Your feeding windows should be between seven and
Speaker 1: nine hours. I mean ideally, yeah, but that means say,
Speaker 1: if you get up at six in the morning, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can only eat until one See I don't that
Speaker 1: doesn't sound healthy either yet, but that does?
Speaker 2: That also mean then don't if you wake up at
Speaker 2: six in the morning, don't eat until you.
Speaker 4: Know ninety morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do know somebody who did like really strict
Speaker 2: intermittent fasting and lost a ton of weight, and then
Speaker 2: the second he stopped doing it, he found all of
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: All of that usually do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, I'm just human, you guys, I'm just
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 4: Know that you are celebrities.
Speaker 1: It's true. The Dave Ryan Show one on one point
Speaker 1: three kd WB. I wish we could avoid all Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift stories, but there's so many stories about her today
Speaker 1: that we got to cover a few of them anyway,
Speaker 1: and then we will move on to some other things,
Speaker 1: because there are other things going on in the world
Speaker 1: besides just Taylor Swift. But let's start off. Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: is setting records with the release of her twelfth album,
Speaker 1: The Life of a show Girl. More than twelve one
Speaker 1: point I'm sorry one point two million vinyl copies have
Speaker 1: been sold, which is a record in the modern era.
Speaker 1: There's pushback that Taylor is cashing in from two dozen variants,
Speaker 1: and we've been saying this for a long time. She's
Speaker 1: offering twelve unique CDs, eight LPs, two deluxe CD box
Speaker 1: sets containing merch and a cassette of the Life of
Speaker 1: a Showgirl. She does not get any blowback for being
Speaker 1: a billionaire that is still doing a cash grab, and
Speaker 1: that annoys me a little bit. I like Taylor, and
Speaker 1: I think she's so talented and smart, but at the
Speaker 1: same time, she's doing exactly what people accuse rich people
Speaker 1: of doing, just money grabbing. Yeah, you know, like people
Speaker 1: who own like ski resorts. Do they really need to
Speaker 1: charge two hundred and thirty dollars for a one day
Speaker 1: lift ticket. No they don't, but they'll go ahead and
Speaker 1: do it because you'll spend the money on it.
Speaker 2: So a personal grudge against a two hundred and thirty
Speaker 2: dollars lift.
Speaker 1: Ticket, it's ridiculous. They were thirteen and a half cents
Speaker 1: and they gave you half a penny back in your chain.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Jenny went by Target and there's still a stack of merchant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's plenty of vinyls and CDs and stuff.
Speaker 4: I was looking at it.
Speaker 3: I was still almost tempted to buy a vinyl, honestly,
Speaker 3: but I wasn't one of the special edition ones.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, I'm part of the money grab because I
Speaker 3: was like part of the problem sort of, except for
Speaker 3: I didn't actually purchase anything. But ye know, there's plenty
Speaker 3: of options you can go. You can go get whatever
Speaker 3: you need from Target right now. Still, but I mean
Speaker 3: more Taylor Swift to news is the fact that she's
Speaker 3: on the Tonight show tonight, I think tonight, and it
Speaker 3: says that she's gonna be Yeah, so obviously she'd be
Speaker 3: talking about her engagement and her new album and everything.
Speaker 3: And then I guess a TikTok dance inspired the music
Speaker 3: video for the Fate of Ophelia, so we'll learn all
Speaker 3: about that as well.
Speaker 1: By the way, she did not show up on Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: There's speculation, the speculation she was going to be in
Speaker 1: New York she might as well show up, and she
Speaker 1: did not.
Speaker 3: There was I did see something over the weekend that said,
Speaker 3: so Mattie Healy's mom went on Andy Cohen's show What
Speaker 3: Watch What Happens Live, and she kind of shaded Taylor
Speaker 3: and was like, I'm so happy I'm not gonna have
Speaker 3: to be her mother in law and stuff. And so
Speaker 3: she did all this press over in like London, in
Speaker 3: England area, and there was kind of some speculation of
Speaker 3: if she went over there because that's where there she's
Speaker 3: from the Mom. Okay, to kind of cover her tracks
Speaker 3: of like the mom talking ish about her and to
Speaker 3: like give the fancy damage control exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 2: In other news, Lady Gaga has teased her brand new project.
Speaker 2: She was on Stephen Colbert the other day and she says,
Speaker 2: what I really want to be is a mom.
Speaker 4: That's my next starring role. I hope.
Speaker 2: So not an actual project, but a potential motherhood.
Speaker 1: Hey got her, Yeah, she's done everything else. She's like,
Speaker 1: you know what it is, Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: She's probably like thirty six, thirty seven, maybe just take
Speaker 2: close to forty.
Speaker 4: Really, I think she's thirty nine thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's been around a while. She's been around since
Speaker 1: like two thousand and six or seven. I remember she
Speaker 1: came to jingle Ball or Star Party and we're like,
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga, who's that? That's a dumb name. She's not
Speaker 1: gonna last now, Well she I think she.
Speaker 3: Was at jingle Ball, but I thought that she was
Speaker 3: already pretty big by that point.
Speaker 1: No, no, nobody knew who she was. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: on the bill with like Calise who did Milkshake or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: Wow, that time my winning song Wednesday. Don't take it? Okay,
Speaker 4: ok yeah, okay take it?
Speaker 1: What else is going on? Spring to Carpenter's saying that
Speaker 1: that don't impress me much. With Shania Twain and just
Speaker 1: for fun, here's a little clip.
Speaker 4: That don't christy much.
Speaker 1: Okay. I love concert audio that's not recorded through Jessica's
Speaker 1: cell phone because most concert audio sounds like garbage. But
Speaker 1: that sounded good.
Speaker 4: Was good.
Speaker 7: Tim Curry, who was a legendary actor you might know
Speaker 7: from Home Alone or it. He hasn't been in the
Speaker 7: limelight since I think twenty twelve because he had a
Speaker 7: stroke and he was found it a very very He
Speaker 7: was seen for the first time and I don't know
Speaker 7: how long. The other day he said, quote, I still
Speaker 7: can't walk, which I'm in this silly chair and that's
Speaker 7: very limiting. So I won't be singing and I won't
Speaker 7: be dancing very soon. I still have real problems with
Speaker 7: my left leg. Tim Curry is a legend man. Yeah,
Speaker 7: if you look up Tim Curry you'll know exactly who
Speaker 7: I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: He was in Home Alone.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was the guy that worked at the I
Speaker 7: think the bell hoop guy and.
Speaker 1: One lost in New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think where he was was that like
Speaker 2: a rocky horror picture show, some sort of thing for
Speaker 2: that this weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Tim Curry.
Speaker 2: He's also in Muppet Treasure Islands, so many icons.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know that that is funny. Lowly Young
Speaker 1: has gone to court to refute claims by a musician
Speaker 1: named Carter Lang that he deserves writing credits on four
Speaker 1: of her songs, including Messy. I could spend a half
Speaker 1: an hour talking about hole the whole song writing credit thing,
Speaker 1: because a lot of artists you get a clip of
Speaker 1: this messy sure up. The the whole songwriting business is
Speaker 1: really interesting because the songwriters will write these amazing songs
Speaker 1: for an artist, but if they want the top tier
Speaker 1: artist to sing their song, they've got to give that
Speaker 1: artist an undeserved songwriting credit. So, in other words, let's
Speaker 1: pick pick an artist. Let's name just name somebody. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: Neil Diamond writes his own songs, wrote.
Speaker 4: Read wrote, I'm a believer.
Speaker 1: I think I knew that. But let's say justin Timberlake, Okay,
Speaker 1: justin Timberlake. Let's say if he wants, there's a wonderful
Speaker 1: songwriter named Amy Adams if he wants an Amy Adams
Speaker 1: song on his album that or she wants to record
Speaker 1: she wants her song on his album. Because that's credibility.
Speaker 1: She's got to offer him a free, undeserved songwriter credit
Speaker 1: when he didn't do anything. You know where he was
Speaker 1: that day? I I he was at I Hoop having.
Speaker 4: Breakfast unless pancakes nice.
Speaker 1: Absolutely right. Yeah, half of the dirt is made up,
Speaker 1: by the way, completely fifty percent of Dave's dirt is
Speaker 1: made up. I got one more story I want to
Speaker 1: run by. It's kind of funny. The lamp theory explains
Speaker 1: why it's so hard to find a good partner. The
Speaker 1: lamp theory.
Speaker 8: Finding a good partner is like finding a good lamp.
Speaker 8: When you're furnishing your first apartment. You don't really have
Speaker 8: that many standards for the lamp. Besides provides light and
Speaker 8: doesn't cost too much, you'll probably buy the first one
Speaker 8: you see. Fast forward, though, if you spend ten years
Speaker 8: curating an aesthetic building your house, now it really does matter.
Speaker 4: What the lamp looks like.
Speaker 8: There's a lot more in your life and in your
Speaker 8: home that can clash with it. You might really have
Speaker 8: trouble just taking one off the shelf. And that's what
Speaker 8: it's like to date. As you get older, you're trying
Speaker 8: to find someone more successful than yourself, which just gets
Speaker 8: harder the higher and higher.
Speaker 1: Up you go, Wow, why do you need to find
Speaker 1: somebody more successful than yourself?
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily agree with that part, but the rest
Speaker 2: of that information seem pretty good, pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: But you'll grab any lamp. Yeah, like your mom's old lamp.
Speaker 2: That target lamp that has the two like moveable arms
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 4: And everyone had that lamp.
Speaker 2: And because that's the first lamp you buy in college,
Speaker 2: different colors exactly exactly that lamp, and now everyone has,
Speaker 2: you know, their own lamps that fit their aesthetic.
Speaker 4: I cannot.
Speaker 3: I have not bought a lamp for my nightstand from
Speaker 3: the time I moved in because I can't find the
Speaker 3: right lamp.
Speaker 4: It has to fit, it does have to fit right.
Speaker 4: And now, oh no, but that a sign. I think
Speaker 4: that's a sign that you'll be alone forever.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jenny, you had a good run, though, I did it.
Speaker 1: While that is the dirt brought to you by six
Speaker 1: one two Injured Heimer and Lambers injury Law. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is about weekends. But we get emails
Speaker 1: over the weekend where people go, I go to tell
Speaker 1: you the story. I got to tell you what happened
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: And so then we call them on Monday morning and
Speaker 1: we say will you tell their story on the radio,
Speaker 1: and they always say no, I don't want to. Not always,
Speaker 1: but Erica agreed to tell her story. I got your email, Erica.
Speaker 1: We're live on KATWB right now. Go ahead and tell
Speaker 1: me your story that you just had to share on
Speaker 1: Katie wud be Hi, Erica, Hi, talk to me about
Speaker 1: good what happened that you wanted to share?
Speaker 6: Okay? Well, so I have this babysitting dob because, like I,
Speaker 6: it was from an acquaintance. I met them at a
Speaker 6: friend's birthday party and I really hit it off with
Speaker 6: their kid, Mollie. Okay, so Mollie so like they you know,
Speaker 6: and I experienced like I babysat before. So I went
Speaker 6: over a babysat. We had a great time, I thought,
Speaker 6: you know, and then they paid me. I left and
Speaker 6: then I texted them like we had everything went great
Speaker 6: with Mollie, like, love to babysit for you again anytime.
Speaker 6: Let me know and then they just ghost to me,
Speaker 6: like I never heard any feedback, nothing.
Speaker 1: Like, how long has it been.
Speaker 6: It's been two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh, two weeks. Okay, Well maybe they just don't need
Speaker 1: another babysitter. I mean it's very possible when they go though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because some people just don't answer text messages hashtag my
Speaker 1: son Chase.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like a close person who like you're
Speaker 3: going to forgive. I feel like you do respond to
Speaker 3: people who are just like acquaintances.
Speaker 4: It's like a courtesy to at least be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: no problem, it was fun.
Speaker 3: Eventually, maybe you forget a day for a day, but
Speaker 3: eventually you respond.
Speaker 1: You steal anything from their house, you go through their jewelry. No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just checking.
Speaker 2: Steal a wood my timeond earrings are gone, right, yeah?
Speaker 1: No know, is that unusual? Is that it happened? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, maybe they're just bad. Do
Speaker 1: you think that they think you did a bad job?
Speaker 1: Maybe Molly filed the bad report.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my babysitter sucked.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't let me need anything I wanted.
Speaker 6: The only thing I can think of is like after
Speaker 6: them only went to sleep, I drank a.
Speaker 9: Glass of wine.
Speaker 6: But I mean they were like helping yourself to anything that,
Speaker 6: like if you want to snack whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but usually when you have a babysitter, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got sandwiches, we got fritos, there's a can of
Speaker 1: pringles in the in the cupboard.
Speaker 4: Help yourself, yeah, whatever you want, make yourself at home.
Speaker 3: I would never go and like help myself to a
Speaker 3: glass of wine, though, but.
Speaker 4: They can't falter if she did. They said help yourself.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just feel like there's like a limit though. I
Speaker 3: kind of agree you should help yourself a.
Speaker 1: Shot a tequila, Like, well, you know, Motley's in bed,
Speaker 1: let's time, but let's do some patron So let me
Speaker 1: ask you quit? Did you so? Did you leave the
Speaker 1: half full bottle of wine on the kitchen counter?
Speaker 6: Well no, that's I felt weird, like leaving it an
Speaker 6: open bottle of wine, you know, so I just took it.
Speaker 9: I like took it with me just to not like
Speaker 9: there's a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was poot. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: I think that they see it as like the babysitter
Speaker 1: Erica walk off with a bottle of wine.
Speaker 4: See I in my brain.
Speaker 1: It might be expensive wine. Do you know anything about wine?
Speaker 4: She knows it was good.
Speaker 1: Okay, what'd you say?
Speaker 10: Baby?
Speaker 2: I just think if it was me, I would be anxious.
Speaker 2: Like the wine thing. Clearly it didn't even occur to
Speaker 2: her until we brought it up, like what did you do?
Speaker 2: Because like I would be racking my brain. What is
Speaker 2: it that I did? Are they watching me? Or were
Speaker 2: they watching me? And maybe I don't know. The way
Speaker 2: I played with Molly on the floor wasn't up to
Speaker 2: their standard.
Speaker 4: But then why wouldn't they communicate that? Why would they
Speaker 4: just ghost? That's what I think is a weird thing.
Speaker 3: Well, probably because they're new acquaintances, so they're like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, like nothing bad is coming out of this.
Speaker 4: We just don't have to talk to her again.
Speaker 1: I would think the same thing if you took a
Speaker 1: bag of pringle a bag of Frito Scoops because they're delicious.
Speaker 1: But if you open up a bag of Frito Scoops
Speaker 1: and it was gone, I'd be like, bitch, took my
Speaker 1: Frido scoops? Why you know, help yourself? Yeah, but not
Speaker 1: the whole bag. I know what bottle of wine is different.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this happened to you. If you're
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you're at least twenty one, right, Erica, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: they'd be really off if you were sixteen. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're a mom or dad. He had
Speaker 1: somebody come babysitting and they drank a bottle of wine
Speaker 1: and then walked off with it. Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2: By the somebody did text and saying if she took
Speaker 2: the bottle, maybe they think she drank the whole thing.
Speaker 7: Maybe that's the only thing I'm giving her, But I'm
Speaker 7: not faulting her for They said help yourself, which is
Speaker 7: what I'm going to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that the concern is like, did
Speaker 3: she get drunk while she was watching a kid like drove.
Speaker 1: Alas exactly right. I think that's it's a bunch of
Speaker 1: text messages. And this is what I thought. Even if
Speaker 1: the kids are in bed, If Molly's in bed and
Speaker 1: it's eleven thirty at night and you crack open a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine, you're still responsible if there's a fire,
Speaker 1: if there's something that's going on, or Molly wakes up
Speaker 1: screaming because she had a nightmare and you come up
Speaker 1: there and you're half in the bag. I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: you come back either. And I don't know how much
Speaker 1: wine you drank. The entire bottle is missing.
Speaker 4: But then, like Bailey said, they should communicate that. Or
Speaker 4: but here's here's what I wonder.
Speaker 2: Should Erica tell them that she only had one glass
Speaker 2: of wine?
Speaker 4: Or should she just let it be ghosted and that's over?
Speaker 1: You know, it depends. I mean, it depends on Eric.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind losing this relationship, then big deal.
Speaker 1: But if you want to, like at least stand up
Speaker 1: for yourself, say hey, yeah, I'm what is everything? Okay?
Speaker 1: I did have half a glass of wine, But then
Speaker 1: you took the bottle with you, took it with you.
Speaker 1: You took the bottle with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, might have wanted to leave it behind and been like, hey,
Speaker 3: I open this.
Speaker 4: Maybe you guys should drink some. Yeah it looks good.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know what, they came home, Maybe they thought
Speaker 1: that you smelled of wine. It's like, you know, what
Speaker 1: if you like, did you put the man? There's so
Speaker 1: many questions. I think the big lesson here is don't
Speaker 1: drink while you're babysitting, unless it's like a family's kid
Speaker 1: and you you know what's going on.
Speaker 2: I just I want to say one thing, like to
Speaker 2: defend her a little bit, is that people are texting
Speaker 2: you being like, why would you ever drink wine when
Speaker 2: you're watching someone's kid?
Speaker 4: Why would you ever?
Speaker 2: But like parents drink and when they're with their kids,
Speaker 2: when they're parenting.
Speaker 1: So like I think, but you're not hired.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not hired.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, like, I don't want to say
Speaker 2: I can't believe she drank in the presence of children.
Speaker 4: People drink in the presence of children all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I get like, yeah, you're hired, and yeah,
Speaker 2: if you need to go somewhere, But people drink in
Speaker 2: the presence of children.
Speaker 4: So I don't want to be like, she's an alcoholic,
Speaker 4: she had a glass of wine. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4: She's endangered this child.
Speaker 1: I would think that I would just resist, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like I don't yeah, I just
Speaker 1: it's like if you can't go without a glass of
Speaker 1: wine for the six hours or so that you're babysitting,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Erica, I would say, lesson learned, do
Speaker 1: what you want as far as contacting them, But I
Speaker 1: would say that our lesson is just don't drink their
Speaker 1: wine while you're babysitting.
Speaker 4: Or at least not take the bottle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, bring your own Erica, good luck, thanks for
Speaker 1: being on the show. It's katible to be text messages
Speaker 1: say full time nanny here. Fully they know she took that.
Speaker 1: That's the reason they're not going to respond. Even if
Speaker 1: Molly woke up, she is still responsible. It could be
Speaker 1: potentially drunk. Nope, drinking the wine and then taking the
Speaker 1: bottle was wild. Another one it's super weird that she
Speaker 1: would take the bottle.
Speaker 7: So what if she takes the bottle back and says,
Speaker 7: sorry about it? You want to have a glass and
Speaker 7: over this.
Speaker 4: Two weeks.
Speaker 1: Another one says, although they're not close friends, it's a
Speaker 1: first impression thing. Yeah, if that's your first impression is
Speaker 1: babysit the kids as you took a bottle of wine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably not going to come back. And I'm not
Speaker 1: going to text you and tell you you're not coming back.
Speaker 1: You're just not coming back. Vant is here. Vant loves
Speaker 1: to stir that pot. Oh, he loves to rile you up.
Speaker 1: I remember the time he told us that the Earth
Speaker 1: was flat, and then I think another time he was
Speaker 1: talking about how we never went to the moon. Then
Speaker 1: he was talking about how kem trails are real. It's
Speaker 1: all things I've said, What what is on your mind today?
Speaker 7: I'm the guy at the restaurant that takes twenty years
Speaker 7: to decide what I want. Then when the waiter comes,
Speaker 7: tell me which one is better, the strawberry margarita or the.
Speaker 4: Mocktail, and they'll get So.
Speaker 7: I can tell my girlfriend Alyssa, but I can also
Speaker 7: look at the waiter's face and say they're both equally
Speaker 7: as pissed off, because don't.
Speaker 1: Be that guy.
Speaker 4: But that's that's who I am.
Speaker 1: I'm not and I'm proud of wife. Susan's the same way, really,
Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, first of all, the server has
Speaker 1: not had every item on the menu most times.
Speaker 3: Usually actually they have to. That's like part of your training,
Speaker 3: you have to try everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what's better the buffalo chicken wrap or the
Speaker 1: Paddy melt or shut up and decide?
Speaker 7: I'm sure Bailey, because Bailey and I have gon out
Speaker 7: for Margarita's right here.
Speaker 4: Roho.
Speaker 7: I've been like which one is sweeter, the strawberry or
Speaker 7: the dragon threw berry, And they'll just look at me
Speaker 7: like um, and they'll try to come up with an
Speaker 7: answer to be kind, but I can tell they're just like, bitch,
Speaker 7: hurry up. Yeah, but I'll do it almost every restaurant
Speaker 7: because I'm picky.
Speaker 1: You guys know that about that. I don't your experiment
Speaker 1: a little bit. You know what if you get the
Speaker 1: one that's a little less sweet whatever, it's like, okay, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an adventure. That's what dining out is, just trying
Speaker 1: different things.
Speaker 4: What is the problem with it?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 7: Why did people have an issue with it? I know
Speaker 7: you want to hurry up and get your meal, but like,
Speaker 7: I'm genuinely curious. I want to spend money on something
Speaker 7: that I know is gonna be good.
Speaker 2: I The only time I really do it, and then
Speaker 2: I honestly get kind of disgruntled, is when I'm at
Speaker 2: like a brewery and they'll say what kind of beer.
Speaker 4: Do you want?
Speaker 2: And I'll be like, hmmm, I don't know, and I'm
Speaker 2: looking at it thinking like none of these sound good,
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, what kind of beers do you like?
Speaker 2: And I list off everything that I like and they're like, hmm,
Speaker 2: maybe this one. I'm like, how do you not know
Speaker 2: when you're in a specialty situation like beer? Like if
Speaker 2: you went to a place that only served cocktails and
Speaker 2: didn't know anything about any of the cocktails, what on earth?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Then Yeah, it's annoying it that you can't make a
Speaker 2: suggestion to your crew.
Speaker 7: When I worked at ihop in high school, people would
Speaker 7: ask me like, what's your favorite or maybe I think
Speaker 7: they would order something and I'd be like, ooh, that's
Speaker 7: my favorite. And this one couple called me out. They
Speaker 7: were like, you said that was your favorite last week,
Speaker 7: now it's this one, and You're like damn, oh no,
Speaker 7: Like I'm just saying anything.
Speaker 1: Shues will be like, so what is banner? Is the
Speaker 1: parmesan or the Tonka wings? Tonka wings? Every time? By
Speaker 1: the way ikes in Minetaka, Yeah you love it there,
Speaker 1: but it just like it. She'll be like m okaymm,
Speaker 1: and the service like do you need a few more minutes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And I'm like let God, And then Susan pisses you off.
Speaker 7: You're like I just want to or because you know
Speaker 7: what you eat?
Speaker 1: God. Jenny you'r serfer way in on this one. You
Speaker 1: would get annoyed when people like vant go which is bill.
Speaker 3: I prefer that because if the if the person has
Speaker 3: a good dining experience, that usually means that I'm going
Speaker 3: to get a good tipe.
Speaker 4: So like, I absolutely.
Speaker 3: Love when people ask me for recommendations, and I feel
Speaker 3: like that always helps in a situation because the servers
Speaker 3: do know what the best things are on the menu.
Speaker 1: Have you ever told the customer it's like, you know what, No,
Speaker 1: I really wouldn't get the shrimp pasta because it's not
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 4: I have said certain things. I have said that, and I've.
Speaker 1: Had service do that.
Speaker 3: I think the only time servers are ever shady is
Speaker 3: if you're debating between like something that's seven dollars and
Speaker 3: something that's like twenty five. Yeah, and it's like, well,
Speaker 3: I want to make some money, so likest amazing, Like
Speaker 3: I might go with the high price item versus the
Speaker 3: lower prices.
Speaker 7: I appreciate as a customer to all the servers out there,
Speaker 7: I appreciate when you are honest with me about like, no,
Speaker 7: this one's not my favorite, because it lets me know
Speaker 7: that you're not just saying this is good, This is good,
Speaker 7: This is good. Let me know you're being real and
Speaker 7: I appreciate that ten times more.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have anything like Okay, push the meat loaf, Jenny,
Speaker 1: we got to freeze her full of meat loaf. You
Speaker 1: gotta push the meat loaf, not pa.
Speaker 4: I can't speak for all restaurants.
Speaker 3: I've only worked at two different ones, but no, we
Speaker 3: did not have anything like that.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised people are texting saying they're on my side.
Speaker 7: But my girlfriend Alyssa, she says it's one of her
Speaker 7: biggest digs about me that I say, what's better the
Speaker 7: parmesan garlic or the postile for you?
Speaker 4: She wants you to have your mind made. Thank yous.
Speaker 4: So she's rushing me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Monsters the pod. I'm so looking forward to this
Speaker 1: part of the show because we've been talking about Jenny's mom. Cindy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where's her theme song? We got to get some sexy
Speaker 1: music out.
Speaker 4: It's on your I had it last time out and
Speaker 4: down below.
Speaker 1: Hi, Cindy.
Speaker 9: Friday.
Speaker 1: Maybe so Cindy, what would you say along?
Speaker 4: I don't try to make any I was.
Speaker 1: So Cindy. This is Genny's mama and Cindy had not
Speaker 1: had a date in a in a long time, and
Speaker 1: sometimes single moms are want to do. Uh. So you
Speaker 1: had a date on Friday night, right Saturday, Saturday night?
Speaker 11: Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: Well, let's hear about nervous. Tell me about your day
Speaker 1: leading up to it. You're nervous. Did you try on
Speaker 1: different clothing? What did you do?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: No, the outfit was kicked out. I had mastered the talk,
Speaker 11: you know, into the jeans with the top. It was
Speaker 11: eighty five degrees out and my hair kept falling. So
Speaker 11: I kept getting proud from my daughter to hold it up.
Speaker 11: And yeah, yeah, she was great.
Speaker 3: I saw a video of her and mommy looked very beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the young man picks you up? Did he
Speaker 1: pick you up? Did young man? Did he hold the
Speaker 1: door for you on this? On the car?
Speaker 11: He he opened the door for me. He had a
Speaker 11: jeep wrangler.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, And then I had to come and find
Speaker 9: out my neighbors were peering out their front window.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to know, Sandy, We all want to know.
Speaker 1: You were the hot neighborhood gossa show which vf W
Speaker 1: did you go to?
Speaker 11: It was a nice steakhouse, the whole first thing, sat down,
Speaker 11: said so, hi, my name is Cindy Luttenberger, and I'm
Speaker 11: shaking his hand. I go, so, what is your last name?
Speaker 11: And then he told me, So I got his last name.
Speaker 11: That's a good.
Speaker 4: Now you can talk him on the internet.
Speaker 1: So you're sitting down, you're at a booth or you're
Speaker 1: at a table, and and so what do you two
Speaker 1: kids talk about during dinner?
Speaker 4: Oh, we will.
Speaker 11: We talked a ton before at the bar and then
Speaker 11: just you know, eating was awkward. Talking about serving. I
Speaker 11: done it, and I'm totally with Yvonne. I always ask
Speaker 11: what's the best food? Our young man server brings out
Speaker 11: the steak and the walley and he goes, he sets
Speaker 11: it down and goes just to let you know.
Speaker 9: It was a little bit hairy back in the kitchen, so.
Speaker 11: This might all be overdone. And so and so my
Speaker 11: Dave date looks up and says, why would he say that.
Speaker 11: I think he was more upset because he wanted this
Speaker 11: great meal to come in. And I immediately flaked my
Speaker 11: walley and it was fine, and he cut into the steak.
Speaker 9: And it was a medium just like he ordered.
Speaker 1: So now here's the way, Yes, continue talk about.
Speaker 11: Okay, everything everything.
Speaker 9: I asked him questions about him, that's all.
Speaker 11: He goes, well, you tell me about you, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, nobody's asking me.
Speaker 9: No, it's questions.
Speaker 11: You know, I don't you know, I like to knowwbook.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 11: I don't dwell on myself very well. So anyway, it
Speaker 11: was a conversation went really long before dinner, then during dinner,
Speaker 11: and then.
Speaker 9: After drink, goes, well, what do you want to do?
Speaker 11: I said, what do you want to do? So we
Speaker 11: just headed back to.
Speaker 9: Town, went to this great place I've never been to.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, okay, so you let the restaurant you go?
Speaker 1: Where did you go?
Speaker 11: It's an an alehouse. I don't know. It's a little
Speaker 11: bar with an outdoor sitting area where they had to
Speaker 11: have a summer. So we sat down on this like
Speaker 11: park bench. It was really comfy and just listened to
Speaker 11: the reggae band for I don't know, hour and a half.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I think it was eleven thirty when they closed down.
Speaker 11: And then he goes, what do you want to do now,
Speaker 11: Let's check out the new brewery in town. Go up
Speaker 11: to the front door, private party, can't go there, So
Speaker 11: we went to nice a nice bar, and I, you know,
Speaker 11: and since I'm old and I can't hear well, I
Speaker 11: ended up sitting really close to him so I could
Speaker 11: hear your words.
Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, but by the way, if you just if you're
Speaker 1: just listening. This is Jenny's mother, Cindy, who's not had
Speaker 1: a date, you know, in a while. It's been a
Speaker 1: little while, and she had a long time okay, tried
Speaker 1: and then so for Saturday night she had a date.
Speaker 1: So she's given us the rundown. So Third Bar is
Speaker 1: a restaurant bar, Third Bar, and it's getting late.
Speaker 11: Now, five drinks, then go out to pull a show
Speaker 11: on my phone, so show them a picture and my phone.
Speaker 11: My phone's not in my purse. Holy crap, my business
Speaker 11: is on my phone. So we walked back to the
Speaker 11: place where the reggae band was and it wasn't there.
Speaker 11: And then we went in his jeep and it was
Speaker 11: in the jeep.
Speaker 4: The thank goodness, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Cut to the end of the date. Did you come
Speaker 1: home that night?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: My daughter didn't think I was going to, but I did.
Speaker 11: I took him up on the pool and the moon
Speaker 11: was shining.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, back up. So you took him up
Speaker 1: on the pool.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a big deck around the pool.
Speaker 11: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't you have a you have a pool in
Speaker 1: the backyard. So you and this gentleman get up on
Speaker 1: the back deck. You probably each got a cocktail in
Speaker 1: your hand too.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, he just said, I'll walk you to
Speaker 11: the door. And then I proceeded to tell him about
Speaker 11: how the switch is broken on the pool. And he's handy.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, he's handy. He can do anything. And
Speaker 9: so then he said, well, I could fix that for
Speaker 9: I didn't say that for you to have you fix
Speaker 9: that for me, you know.
Speaker 11: So, and guess what else?
Speaker 6: Guess what else?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 9: He is two years younger.
Speaker 11: Than I thought he was.
Speaker 9: That's me, not here.
Speaker 11: He's two freaking years.
Speaker 9: Younger than I thought he was.
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's.
Speaker 4: Eight years younger than you.
Speaker 11: Total nine total nine deckade though born in the same decade,
Speaker 11: So that's fine. And he said, it's just the number.
Speaker 11: And oh my gosh, she loves to be outside. He
Speaker 11: loves to He doesn't like to sit still, right, Jenny.
Speaker 4: She doesn't sit still.
Speaker 9: Oh, so I said, we can all be horizontal when
Speaker 9: we're dead, right, right, So yeah, it was really nice,
Speaker 9: you know, and I just know.
Speaker 11: Okay, go ahead, ask me.
Speaker 1: Did you kiss him?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: I gave him a really, I gave him a hug
Speaker 9: when he picked me up, and I gave him a hug.
Speaker 2: When you spent that much time with him and you
Speaker 2: didn't kiss him, Mom, you spend hours with this man.
Speaker 4: He should have made and he you didn't.
Speaker 1: He got you wal eye.
Speaker 4: He should have said, if you want your phone back,
Speaker 4: kiss me.
Speaker 7: Ye me.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe you spent like six hours with
Speaker 2: this man and you didn't.
Speaker 1: Eight eight hours.
Speaker 4: That's a day, said, that's a work day, that's a
Speaker 4: old day. And you didn't kiss him.
Speaker 11: No, Billy, did you kiss your date?
Speaker 4: I spent two hours with him. That's honestly eight hours
Speaker 4: for bay pwer hop around the whole town. Indeed, when is.
Speaker 11: The next quickie? Quiki?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 11: Yesterday morning, I'm exhausted, no sleep. I asked my son
Speaker 11: in law, Do I text him and tell my I
Speaker 11: had a nice time?
Speaker 9: He goes, I'd wait till monday, but I don't know.
Speaker 9: I don't did I'm married?
Speaker 6: So he text me.
Speaker 9: And said, I had a great time and it was
Speaker 9: so sweet.
Speaker 11: So yeah, we're going to do something next weekend.
Speaker 4: Do you know Friday or Saturday? Like when? Because I
Speaker 4: got to write it in my planner.
Speaker 11: Well probably, although I'm moving my daughter out of the house,
Speaker 11: so that's another big life change.
Speaker 4: He can do that.
Speaker 9: No, she can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, So since so you have another date probably coming
Speaker 1: up this.
Speaker 11: Weekend most likely.
Speaker 1: Okay, very good. You're gonna have to get Let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Are you going to shave your
Speaker 1: legs before this date?
Speaker 11: Like I said, every day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she has been every day, just in case she
Speaker 3: runs into them because they run in the same circles.
Speaker 4: Okay, their circles, their jobs.
Speaker 1: Wow wow, Okay, Well, Cindy can listen. Listen to how
Speaker 1: happy and smitten she is with this young fella, and
Speaker 1: it sounds like there's a little chemistry, a little spark.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, you do not go on an eight
Speaker 1: hour date unless you're having a great time. You'll say
Speaker 1: something like, oh, it's getting late, it's nearly nine. I
Speaker 1: better get home and let my dog out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: better better buy out of here. Bye, Cindy.
Speaker 11: I was tired, but I said no, let's just keep going.
Speaker 1: Good for you. Wow, get it, get it. So happy
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: I didn't know any of these details. I've been waiting
Speaker 3: patiently all morning to hear she didn't you tell us.
Speaker 4: We're in a group chat with my sisters and I
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: She was like, tune into the day ride Joe to
Speaker 3: hear you say your.
Speaker 1: Mom's date as an official a a r P member.
Speaker 1: Her date was more exciting than your two dates put together.
Speaker 4: That is very true. Yeah, she had much more fun.
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, love you, Cindy. Have a great week.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you this weekend, okay, or more on
Speaker 1: Friday or when we're going to catch up.
Speaker 9: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Wow, your mom sounds hot. By the way,
Speaker 1: she's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: She was, Yeah, she has a lot of fun. She's
Speaker 3: very chatty, as you can tell. That's where I get
Speaker 3: it from. And she's yeah, she had a great time.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy for her.
Speaker 1: Okay, so cool. Nice job.
Speaker 7: Can ever you guys have coffee that caught Yeah, thank god,
Speaker 7: you've been suffering from all the coffee and this this
Speaker 7: rancid kitchen office came up.
Speaker 10: Boom boom boom, Yeah, Cara boo yeah that Caraboo put
Speaker 10: it down. You got it, drink that coffee.
Speaker 4: Some enterty Cariboo. Caraboo, Cariboo, everyone brought it in.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was honestly saying, until thank you
Speaker 1: Cariboo holding it up to the camera over here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were complaining last week that our that our coffee
Speaker 1: here at the office is really bad. So Cariboo came
Speaker 1: to our rescue. Thank you Cariboo. Hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: I am a proud Perks member. Are you guys a
Speaker 1: Perks member over Caribou?
Speaker 11: I am?
Speaker 1: So when I pull up their thanks for coming to
Speaker 1: the chan Hansen Caribou cabin. You'd like to check in
Speaker 1: with your perks number? And I proudly go, y know,
Speaker 1: so I will, And then I give them my number
Speaker 1: and they have it in their system. What my usual
Speaker 1: order is. It's amazing.
Speaker 6: So you order?
Speaker 3: I don't know because I think you. I don't know
Speaker 3: what I I don't think this is. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know either. Well they'll find out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, might be switched.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's a Basically everybody can get a
Speaker 1: free Cariboo copy from Caribou, download their app, or go
Speaker 1: to their website sign up for the Cariboo Poops Perk
Speaker 1: Poops Cariboo Perks account. You get a free medium drink
Speaker 1: after your first purchase just to the text the word
Speaker 1: perks to seven six two Cariboo.
Speaker 4: Can I also say you can still do the trivia
Speaker 4: on the app?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 4: The trivia that they have in the window, yep, and
Speaker 4: that they have in the window to get ten cents off.
Speaker 4: You can still do that on the app.
Speaker 1: Okay? So yeah, if you join and you earn all
Speaker 1: the points, then eventually you get like a free coffee
Speaker 1: and you're like, do I have enough points for a
Speaker 1: pre coffee? Or the Barisha will say you get enough points?
Speaker 1: Do you want this for free?
Speaker 4: Yes? And on your birthday too?
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