WEBVTT - HR. 3 - Dirty Croissant

0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Join the Meat, Sauce and Miller Lte at d Michael

0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Bees in Alberville this Thursday from five to seven. Stop

0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:11.920
<v Speaker 1>by for drink specials, games and a register for a

0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.440
<v Speaker 1>chance to win a spot in the Vikings Foundation Golf Tournament.

0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:18.720
<v Speaker 1>All the details at kfan dot com Hewart Golf.

0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Hey, welcome back.

0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Good morning. Everybody's your little pudtrip Morning show with a mustache,

0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:32.479
<v Speaker 3>wondered Mike Musman, Mike mustache mustman my lip broom? Yeah, yeah,

0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:38.000
<v Speaker 3>lip broom. I'm uncomfortable with that. I should Mike mushtache.

0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Here's some other nicknames for you.

0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.559
<v Speaker 3>I know that I'm aware of those as well.

0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.519
<v Speaker 4>We saw you on during the Ryan Jeffers interview on

0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:48.360
<v Speaker 4>the camera and you kind of looked like a police sketch.

0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know.

0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.640
<v Speaker 3>We thought you might be thinking about taking Ben in

0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:53.000
<v Speaker 3>for question.

0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Look looks like Paul Blarte. Great film, right, really really

0:00:58.440 --> 0:00:58.920
<v Speaker 2>really good?

0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, heartfelt, you know the relationship between he and his daughter.

0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:07.000
<v Speaker 3>I have a question for you Mustling, Yes, sir, but

0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna ask myself. I'm gonna let this guy ask.

0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:11.520
<v Speaker 6>It's a good start for the Twins. Here are the

0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.759
<v Speaker 6>fourth inning. You ever seen Buck with his pants down? Uh? No,

0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:19.000
<v Speaker 6>one like it shorts?

0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:23.120
<v Speaker 7>No, like he's got he doesn't have his no socks showing.

0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:24.880
<v Speaker 2>I see what you're saying.

0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:29.920
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, interesting his pants pulled down around his ankles,

0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:30.480
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean?

0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:39.160
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, No, it's a good start for the Twins.

0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Here are the fourth inning.

0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.759
<v Speaker 6>Have you ever seen Buck with his pants down?

0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:43.399
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.959
<v Speaker 2>No, like it shorts?

0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:51.080
<v Speaker 7>No, like he's got he doesn't have his no socks showing.

0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.760
<v Speaker 6>I see what you're saying, so yeah.

0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I love the.

0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:56.440
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I see the problem is uh is that what

0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.720
<v Speaker 3>we talk about with the radio show all the time.

0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.240
<v Speaker 3>You're talking for a living. Eventually, weird things are going

0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:09.560
<v Speaker 3>to happen, especially if you're doing preseason, none spring training baseball.

0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.160
<v Speaker 3>You've got to run out of things to say.

0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Correct. Yeah. Yeah.

0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:14.960
<v Speaker 6>I also think again, this job has done a lot

0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:18.200
<v Speaker 6>of good for us as individuals because our sense of

0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.760
<v Speaker 6>double Anton's are a double meaning or keep your mind

0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:23.720
<v Speaker 6>out of the gutter stuff I'm always thinking of like

0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:28.000
<v Speaker 6>exactly yea. And that's why, like Ben on Twin City's Live,

0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.519
<v Speaker 6>you're always thinking the dirty stuff.

0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.040
<v Speaker 2>You can tell the rest of your staff is not.

0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.560
<v Speaker 6>I always love watching how they didn't get why you're

0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.720
<v Speaker 6>smiling or laughing. I think just being on the power

0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.320
<v Speaker 6>to as long as we have, we're just used to

0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.360
<v Speaker 6>stuff like that. If somebody said, I would never say,

0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.680
<v Speaker 6>have you ever seen Buck with his pants down? Without

0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.640
<v Speaker 6>thinking correct the way that we're all thinking. But Previs

0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.480
<v Speaker 6>is just a nice, innocent guy. He didn't mean it

0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:53.000
<v Speaker 6>like that, but yeah, or it doesn't have that filter, right, Yeah,

0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.919
<v Speaker 6>that's an innocent question. Not if you're on this.

0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Show, Benjamin Lieber, what are you ready for this?

0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.040
<v Speaker 2>What happened? Do you guys have the drum roll? Can

0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:02.920
<v Speaker 2>you get an a drum roll?

0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:03.240
<v Speaker 6>Please?

0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh? No? What is it?

0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.120
<v Speaker 3>Benjamin?

0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:13.720
<v Speaker 2>Get yourself ready? Mark off the calendar. It's happening, happening.

0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:19.359
<v Speaker 3>Saturday, September fifth, TLC. Sultan Peppa and in Vogue at

0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.120
<v Speaker 3>the grand stand at the Minnesota State Fair.

0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:28.399
<v Speaker 8>Boy Sultan Peppa.

0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, brilliant. Yeah, I'll retell the story of my rookie year.

0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Say it.

0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:39.000
<v Speaker 9>Having to stand up in the cafeteria training camp holding

0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:44.280
<v Speaker 9>a ketchup bottle as a microphone. That's there's that caveat Zach,

0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:49.000
<v Speaker 9>don't think anything else and sing Salt and Peppers push it,

0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:53.760
<v Speaker 9>yep in front of the team. It was this junior saying,

0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.800
<v Speaker 9>did you push it real good? I did push it

0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.440
<v Speaker 9>real good. And the thing is, I don't know the lyrics.

0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. All I know is the hook.

0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.000
<v Speaker 9>So it was just basically gyrating on top of a table,

0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.800
<v Speaker 9>a very unsteady table, ketchup bottle.

0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:18.599
<v Speaker 2>And singing. Jesus, why did that guy yell he's excited? Excited?

0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Did not get that introduction?

0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:24.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you're a mighty good man. Say it again, Yeah, a.

0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Mighty mighty good man.

0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.880
<v Speaker 4>The weirdest thing, Ben was nobody asked you to do that?

0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you nobody?

0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:32.520
<v Speaker 2>That is true.

0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.560
<v Speaker 6>You were a Yeah, you were a kid in the

0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.640
<v Speaker 6>nineties and Pepa Yep and Vogue t l C rank

0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.400
<v Speaker 6>them one, two and three TLC one.

0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:41.719
<v Speaker 2>They had absolute slammers.

0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.240
<v Speaker 3>Could you tell me one of these? I really that's

0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:50.440
<v Speaker 3>the one. I can't think. Ain't too proud to beg Yeah, Sweetland,

0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:51.239
<v Speaker 3>please don't.

0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:53.360
<v Speaker 2>All three still with us?

0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:53.680
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:57.560
<v Speaker 2>No, no longer? With that burn down the house?

0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Remember that?

0:04:59.360 --> 0:04:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I know, But like I didn't know that she got

0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:06.160
<v Speaker 2>in a carrack, Is that right? Yeah?

0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Something yep, I just read it yep, I thought I.

0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Thought chili was so hot?

0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.000
<v Speaker 6>Is that right?

0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Chili?

0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:14.680
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Do you like chili?

0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:16.880
<v Speaker 6>Is it?

0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.200
<v Speaker 2>T bos and man?

0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, remember.

0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Think about if you are and T O C.

0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.520
<v Speaker 6>The T stands for t bos, the L stands for

0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.320
<v Speaker 6>left eye, and the sea stands for chili. If you

0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:36.800
<v Speaker 6>are Spinderella and the bands called Salt and Peppa, you're like,

0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.839
<v Speaker 6>how about Salt and Peppa and Spinderella? What the hell?

0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.560
<v Speaker 2>She always got left out?

0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:43.920
<v Speaker 4>It's run.

0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.080
<v Speaker 3>DMC was the same thing.

0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.560
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, d m C stands for d m C stands

0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:59.200
<v Speaker 10>for David Michaels because they all love the store crafter

0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.520
<v Speaker 10>and the crafts.

0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:10.560
<v Speaker 6>So David Michael's craft Yeah, they love craft.

0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Crafts as a mac and cheese.

0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or craft stores? Oh say, I'm sorry they were huge.

0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.160
<v Speaker 6>Was just one guy in his love of Michael's and

0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:19.120
<v Speaker 6>their crafts.

0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He loved knitting and.

0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:27.960
<v Speaker 10>Uh like gluing popsicle sticks into like cool like the

0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:29.200
<v Speaker 10>Seven Wonders of the World.

0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.599
<v Speaker 2>That was his thing. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.960
<v Speaker 3>I've heard you from your story.

0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't make any sense.

0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:37.880
<v Speaker 3>Whatever happened to Andrey Rising?

0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Is he still with us? I don't know. He is

0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:44.680
<v Speaker 2>not yet a couple more weeks.

0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.440
<v Speaker 6>My favorite bit, my buddy John everyone here on Easter

0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.960
<v Speaker 6>sends me a photo of Andrea Risen just says he is.

0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Rising every east or something. It's a tradition like no other.

0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:59.440
<v Speaker 6>He is rising. He's fifty nine and still living, still

0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.279
<v Speaker 6>killing it. Probably, Yeah, not in jail. Pretty good player.

0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.160
<v Speaker 6>Let me look one of the great Chris Burman nicknames

0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.039
<v Speaker 6>of all time, right, Andre bad moon Rising?

0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:13.080
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, brilliant, Yeah, better than mine. I guess bose yours again?

0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:17.200
<v Speaker 11>Fats what Fats leever? Yeah, I guess he's a professional

0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:21.360
<v Speaker 11>pool player or something. Minnesota Fats, Minnesota Fats. Yeah, but

0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.400
<v Speaker 11>there's like, I think there's a Fats Domino. There's a

0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.000
<v Speaker 11>handful of Fats that are famous.

0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:30.120
<v Speaker 10>In nineteen ninety three, Andre Risen had fifteen touchdowns. Ninety

0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.640
<v Speaker 10>he had ten, ninety one he had twelve, and ninety

0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:36.800
<v Speaker 10>two had eleven. See he was really good as Yeah.

0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.560
<v Speaker 10>The first he played for Indiana his first year in

0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:43.280
<v Speaker 10>eighty nine, did he like a cut or something or traded?

0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:48.000
<v Speaker 10>His first season eighty nine was with Indiana Indiana Hawks

0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:56.200
<v Speaker 10>team the Colts. Oh no, okay, yeah, I've never heard, so.

0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I just said Indiana. Relaxed. We all know it's the Colts. Judging.

0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.720
<v Speaker 6>All of the rooms were confused because you said Indiana.

0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.520
<v Speaker 12>Sorry, he was traded to the Hoosiers. He played for

0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:17.280
<v Speaker 12>the Colts first season where Indiana to Atlanta? Anymore specific?

0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.440
<v Speaker 12>So about his time with the Colts, hold on.

0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:21.120
<v Speaker 3>Did he not play for the Bills at the end

0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:21.520
<v Speaker 3>of his career.

0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:26.560
<v Speaker 10>He's played for Indiana, Indiana, Atlanta, Hey start over, Cleveland,

0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:31.400
<v Speaker 10>go backwards. He's splayed where did you start? Indianapolis? Finally

0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.440
<v Speaker 10>we got that in Atlanta, then Cleveland, then Jacksonville, then

0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.520
<v Speaker 10>Green Bay, Kansas City for three seasons, and then he

0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.360
<v Speaker 10>is last season was in two thousand.

0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.439
<v Speaker 2>He played for Oakland. Okay, so never the Bills.

0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.040
<v Speaker 3>The Bills, I don't know why I had him in

0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.120
<v Speaker 3>my brain as a Bill during the losing Super Bowl team.

0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:50.200
<v Speaker 9>Oh so, Hawk, we gotta we got to keep adding

0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:53.200
<v Speaker 9>to our stadium list because you know, the Bills they're

0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:54.360
<v Speaker 9>going to open the new stadium.

0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's time.

0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.199
<v Speaker 9>So there was a point in time where I think

0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.120
<v Speaker 9>I visited. I've been to every NFL stadium. Yeah, and

0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:01.520
<v Speaker 9>now we've got to add some more to it. Have

0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.520
<v Speaker 9>you guys seen the commanders they're renderings for that. See him,

0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.400
<v Speaker 9>That's the coolest thing I've seen on the look.

0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.440
<v Speaker 2>It's awesome. They make it look like a like a monument.

0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:13.200
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it yet.

0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:17.040
<v Speaker 9>He's going to get all white, sort of stone or

0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.800
<v Speaker 9>ivory looking super Ba.

0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:20.240
<v Speaker 2>And you have to.

0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:26.240
<v Speaker 10>The Bill's first game will be a nationally televised home game.

0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.040
<v Speaker 10>Should be Sunday night or Monday night. Should be because

0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.640
<v Speaker 10>the Seahawks will play the opener on Thursday.

0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, well, I think Wednesday is going to be the Wednesday.

0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.959
<v Speaker 7>They Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday that week.

0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:41.400
<v Speaker 2>They're doing the Melbourne bit in Australia. Yeah, oh, nice

0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:42.240
<v Speaker 2>to meet it, Carey.

0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:47.480
<v Speaker 6>Speaking of Wikipedia career histories, this guy posted a week

0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.480
<v Speaker 6>or so ago when Josh Johnson signed with the Bengals.

0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:54.320
<v Speaker 6>Quarterback Josh Johnson. Right, he is thirty nine years old

0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:55.160
<v Speaker 6>and in the league.

0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Forever eighteen years or something.

0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.880
<v Speaker 6>He was a fifth rounder in two thousand and eight.

0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.720
<v Speaker 6>This is his career history. Team by team. Ready, Yeah,

0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:07.319
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna have to take a deep breath. Tampa Bay Buccaneers,

0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.880
<v Speaker 6>San Francisco forty nine Ers, Sacramento Mountain Lions, Cleveland Browns,

0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.960
<v Speaker 6>Cincinnati Bengals, San Francisco forty nine Ers, Cincinnati Bengals, New

0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:19.000
<v Speaker 6>York Jets, Indianapolis Colts, Buffalo Bills, Baltimore Ravens, New York Giants,

0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:24.520
<v Speaker 6>Houston Texans, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Fleet, Washington Redskins, Detroit Lions,

0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.360
<v Speaker 6>Los Angeles Wildcats, San Francisco forty nine Ers, New York Jets,

0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:33.199
<v Speaker 6>Baltimore Ravens, Denver Broncos, San Francisco forty nine Ers, Baltimore Ravens,

0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.160
<v Speaker 6>Washington Commanders.

0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Cincinnati Bengals. That's unbelievable. That's a freaking believable.

0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.440
<v Speaker 7>Talk about seeing every stadium, my goodness, one.

0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:51.120
<v Speaker 6>Two something like twenty six or twenty seven switches since

0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.200
<v Speaker 6>two thousand and eight.

0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.640
<v Speaker 3>Obviously, has he ever started a game.

0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:03.880
<v Speaker 6>Career NFL statistics he has fourteen touchdowns, eighteen interceptions, two

0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:07.920
<v Speaker 6>rushing touchdowns, so I mean he must have started somewhere

0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.120
<v Speaker 6>in there for a handful of them.

0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:10.640
<v Speaker 2>But man, what a.

0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:12.800
<v Speaker 6>What a ride?

0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Did he play for Denver during the COVID year Denver

0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:18.680
<v Speaker 2>was twenty twenty two?

0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:24.160
<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, never mind, no, okay, sorry, check black okay,

0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:25.840
<v Speaker 6>man so it's nuts.

0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:27.880
<v Speaker 9>Can we all take a guest here, you guys understand

0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.839
<v Speaker 9>this josh on something? Yeah, so according to over the Cap,

0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.800
<v Speaker 9>what is his career earnings with all of those teams

0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.520
<v Speaker 9>and his long NFL career?

0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, so something like eighteen years? Eighteen years.

0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.880
<v Speaker 6>There's some XFL in there, there's some there's some practice

0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:49.680
<v Speaker 6>squad stuff in there. Houck, do you still love the XFL?

0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:55.320
<v Speaker 6>Almost all of these are are that's close to minimum deals, right, So, and.

0:11:55.400 --> 0:12:00.880
<v Speaker 2>The UFL starts soon. Hawk, I'm gonna guess, are you really.

0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:08.920
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm gonna be conservative. I'm gonna say it's.

0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:12.760
<v Speaker 2>A lot of time, and then I'll say twelve million

0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.280
<v Speaker 2>so much. That's a pretty good guess.

0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna go a little bit lower than that's so much.

0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.040
<v Speaker 6>If it's practice squad I'm or you know, backup stuff

0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.319
<v Speaker 6>or off season stuff, I'm gonna say eight and a

0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:22.040
<v Speaker 6>half million.

0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.800
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go right at the eighteen. I think it

0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.360
<v Speaker 5>kind of balances it out, you know some of them.

0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.880
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, eighteen yeah, because somebody's like, it's like a two

0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:31.319
<v Speaker 9>million or two and a half million dollars.

0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:32.920
<v Speaker 2>A year on my backup quarterback spot.

0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go eleven point two, eleven point.

0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Two, anybody else one.

0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:45.240
<v Speaker 13>Dollar, one dollar, I'll say twenty smoothly, twenty can can

0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:50.880
<v Speaker 13>we just can we give sauce Is props twelve twelve

0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:52.960
<v Speaker 13>point seven million dollars?

0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Wow? Hey, thank you mill Yeah, yeah, daddy, it is

0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.520
<v Speaker 2>something right, steady?

0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:06.320
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I agree, yeah, job, but you know all correct,

0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.160
<v Speaker 9>But what's very important hopefully he maxed out as four

0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:09.559
<v Speaker 9>to oh one. K.

0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's obviously a bested veteran. You say he's under

0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.360
<v Speaker 2>contract right now with the team signed with the Bengals.

0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:20.480
<v Speaker 9>Yep, so he'll be nearing forty years old, still playing

0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.400
<v Speaker 9>in the league. Literally, everything's paid for once you're there.

0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.440
<v Speaker 9>I mean all you're just like all your meals, all

0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.040
<v Speaker 9>the stuff, right, playing right, and then and then by

0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:32.600
<v Speaker 9>the time haircuts haircuts, you get three to different retirement plans.

0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.080
<v Speaker 9>You can start drawing on one at like forty five

0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:35.920
<v Speaker 9>if he wants.

0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.920
<v Speaker 6>Wikipedia says the Cincinnati Bengals signed in March fourteenth, twenty

0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:40.360
<v Speaker 6>twenty six.

0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:41.480
<v Speaker 2>This is his third stint.

0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.440
<v Speaker 6>Johnson signed a one year contract with the Cincinnati Bengals.

0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.360
<v Speaker 6>Vikings analyst Ben Lieber said if he had been with

0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.200
<v Speaker 6>the Vikings, he would be the front runner to start

0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.440
<v Speaker 6>week one, and apparently you caught hell for that. Wow, man,

0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.600
<v Speaker 6>you know I gotta like Ash Johnson.

0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.199
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I provided some logic to that.

0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.560
<v Speaker 6>Wikipedia says this is an obvious attempt at race baiting.

0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:01.559
<v Speaker 13>No.

0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Even Corey Probos is tired of your take.

0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:07.120
<v Speaker 6>He's also seeing Buck with his pants down Joe Buck

0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.240
<v Speaker 6>not Byron Buckston.

0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen Joe Buck with his pants down?

0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:17.480
<v Speaker 10>No, but that's a disgusting act.

0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Sports reference. I like sports.

0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I like titles.

0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.560
<v Speaker 2>We know what you like? Headlines is next? How are

0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:29.600
<v Speaker 2>you wanting to join the fandom?

0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:46.760
<v Speaker 1>KF fan would like to think and celebrate our five

0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.640
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars teacher winners and iHeartRadio to think a teacher

0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.800
<v Speaker 1>powered by donors choose. There's still time to nominate a

0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.400
<v Speaker 1>public school teacher making a difference. They could be next

0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.240
<v Speaker 1>to win five thousand dollars to make over their classroom

0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:03.120
<v Speaker 1>doing out iHeartRadio dot Com slash teachers.

0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:07.040
<v Speaker 13>All right.

0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Final segment eight twenty four. Here we are Mike Mussman

0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Benjamin Leber to cast of thousands. Here we are Must

0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:15.400
<v Speaker 3>you got anything going? On this week.

0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Ah, no events this week at you.

0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:22.000
<v Speaker 5>Well, we got stuff gearing up for the draft.

0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.720
<v Speaker 2>It will be a couple events hell.

0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:26.680
<v Speaker 5>Into the draft, so it'll be kind of fine with

0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:30.000
<v Speaker 5>Meller like the Vikings four weeks from Thursday.

0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:34.600
<v Speaker 9>Ben, Yeah, better start buckling down and getting all the

0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.840
<v Speaker 9>prospects ready. I feel like we kind of take a

0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.120
<v Speaker 9>little bit of a lull once free agency starts, once

0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.200
<v Speaker 9>the new league years starts.

0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.680
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like, let's take a step back a

0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.840
<v Speaker 2>little bit. Now I'm starting to pick it up.

0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:50.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we are you know, we love second, we love sports,

0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.280
<v Speaker 5>and I'm sure you guys watched a ton of basketball

0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:53.440
<v Speaker 5>and stuff like that over the weekend.

0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:58.320
<v Speaker 12>Watched every single every every game yep, women and men

0:15:58.360 --> 0:15:59.680
<v Speaker 12>and the Wolves game.

0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:00.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.680
<v Speaker 5>I watched the golf tournament the Valve spar which made

0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.520
<v Speaker 5>me giggle every time they talk about the sneak pit

0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.560
<v Speaker 5>because it just made me think about strip clubs?

0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:09.680
<v Speaker 7>Is that what's a nickname for him?

0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:10.280
<v Speaker 3>He's right?

0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Yea club? I've never heard that.

0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:18.280
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, like a regular strip club. I guess

0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.880
<v Speaker 5>I shouldn't say I'm not following you.

0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:24.640
<v Speaker 2>What has happened? Who calls it a snake bal a snippers.

0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:28.080
<v Speaker 6>Come on anyway, I watch I've heard, Yeah, you run

0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:29.080
<v Speaker 6>in some weird circles.

0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what what's that have to do with golf?

0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.080
<v Speaker 5>So I'm watching golf and you because the Welspar has

0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:35.280
<v Speaker 5>a stroke.

0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:39.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't think somebody watches golf, so please explain.

0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.160
<v Speaker 7>Well, none of I'm sitting there watching us.

0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:46.440
<v Speaker 5>My wife walks through the room and the commentator said, uh, well,

0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.080
<v Speaker 5>this is a very accessible hole.

0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:49.680
<v Speaker 2>All right, So.

0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.240
<v Speaker 6>You lost the rest of the day.

0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:58.000
<v Speaker 5>My wife kept saying that I'd had a very accessible hole.

0:16:58.880 --> 0:16:59.920
<v Speaker 2>My god, it may happen.

0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.640
<v Speaker 5>It made me kind of mad because I'm like, no,

0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.679
<v Speaker 5>I don't, and then I threw it back at her

0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:06.879
<v Speaker 5>and she just goes, yes, I do, but you're not

0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:07.960
<v Speaker 5>a member at this club.

0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:10.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's a great line.

0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, that wase stung a little bit.

0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Was that because of the mustache?

0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Probably that was pre mustache? Oh lord? So yeah,

0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I love watching golf. People watch golf. Yeah, I watch

0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.520
<v Speaker 2>a ton of it. Nobody watches yeah, hell yeah.

0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:27.120
<v Speaker 10>We're all gonna watch golf in three weeks, two weeks

0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.440
<v Speaker 10>from Thursday, and you know.

0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:31.520
<v Speaker 7>A very accessible hold on knock it off.

0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Thank you not debating that. Appreciate that, Tommy.

0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:39.240
<v Speaker 6>Just all right, let's do this now.

0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Time for headlines. Here we go.

0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.240
<v Speaker 6>All right, Max and I referenced it earlier because we

0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:47.640
<v Speaker 6>both saught over the weekend. It was fantastic project. Hail

0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:50.000
<v Speaker 6>Mary had the best opening weekend of the year with

0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:55.960
<v Speaker 6>eighty point six million dollars. Smell loved it, totally worth it,

0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:57.680
<v Speaker 6>lots of fun. Yeah, I've all done.

0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:00.040
<v Speaker 4>I saw something that said it was like a he

0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.919
<v Speaker 4>had a really big opening weekend, like like an almost

0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:07.800
<v Speaker 4>historic one for a non IP movie and into.

0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:11.080
<v Speaker 6>A nonfranchise, not like a Marvels movie or something like that.

0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:15.679
<v Speaker 2>Just a standalone Hey, a unique idea, right, Yeah, what

0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:16.280
<v Speaker 2>a man. Yeah.

0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.159
<v Speaker 4>And even Ryan Goslin he popped up at one of

0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:21.520
<v Speaker 4>the theaters for one of the early screenings and he said,

0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.959
<v Speaker 4>it's not your job to keep theaters open. It's our

0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:25.919
<v Speaker 4>job to put things in the theater that make you

0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:29.360
<v Speaker 4>want to be here. And that's well, send's true. He's

0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:31.600
<v Speaker 4>not wrong. He's going to get This is definitely a

0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.200
<v Speaker 4>theater movie, no doubt about it. Got to go see

0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:34.640
<v Speaker 4>in the theater.

0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:38.520
<v Speaker 6>Go see it, Go see it. A Kentucky family chose

0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:41.359
<v Speaker 6>their legacy over a massive payday. They're making news because

0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:44.720
<v Speaker 6>they turned down a twenty six million dollar offer to

0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:47.959
<v Speaker 6>sell part of their twelve hundred acre farm to an

0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:49.320
<v Speaker 6>AI data center.

0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Good for them, They've had it for a long time.

0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:58.160
<v Speaker 6>Apparently, says generations of feeding people a great depression. So yeah,

0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:00.239
<v Speaker 6>maybe one hundred plus years. I've had that spot. So

0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:03.159
<v Speaker 6>they're not selling. Was it kirk Bills, No, it doesn't

0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:04.920
<v Speaker 6>say just as a Kentucky family. I don't know where

0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:07.280
<v Speaker 6>kirk Bills is from kirk Bills.

0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:09.720
<v Speaker 9>I mean, the crappy thing about that is that I

0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:12.199
<v Speaker 9>love the fact that they're standing up and not not

0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.600
<v Speaker 9>going to sell out because those data farms have so

0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:19.000
<v Speaker 9>much other like down down wind like effects as far

0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:21.879
<v Speaker 9>as the environment goes and the communities. But somebody in

0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:25.320
<v Speaker 9>the neighboring counties is me like, I'll take twelve million, yeah,

0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:27.159
<v Speaker 9>and they're just going to build the data center just

0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:28.080
<v Speaker 9>one county over.

0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.240
<v Speaker 6>If anybody wants to build a data center on my land,

0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:34.600
<v Speaker 6>I will gladly give them as many millions as they offer,

0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:37.160
<v Speaker 6>or vice versa. I'll take as much. Sure, I'll move.

0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:39.560
<v Speaker 6>Good for you, yeah, and I think my neighbors would

0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:41.639
<v Speaker 6>love an AI data center right where I am. Who

0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:52.440
<v Speaker 6>were your neighbors Hawk Scoochy and Lipstick and Jungle Boy

0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:56.960
<v Speaker 6>and your Corey's neighbor.

0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:03.800
<v Speaker 9>My dog too, Dud's then Scoot Scoots Yeah, Sam, Yeah,

0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:05.840
<v Speaker 9>So I'll make this as quick as possible.

0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:09.679
<v Speaker 6>So Lipstick and Jungle Boy are out of out of

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:13.159
<v Speaker 6>the state on spring break, so they had like a

0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.359
<v Speaker 6>cat sit here and stuff. But the cat got really sick.

0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:19.239
<v Speaker 6>So actually Friday, Angie took it to the vet for

0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:22.879
<v Speaker 6>like four hours because somebody had right, somebody had to

0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:26.880
<v Speaker 6>stick and Jungle Boy or out and about so obviously

0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:29.520
<v Speaker 6>that that you know, cat's like eighteen years old, it's like,

0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:31.080
<v Speaker 6>oh man, this isn't going to make it. That would

0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:32.840
<v Speaker 6>be weird if the cat died on vacation. Blah blah

0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:36.280
<v Speaker 6>blah blah blah. Cat ended up being Okay, long story longer.

0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:41.960
<v Speaker 6>We get a text basically saying, Jungle Boy appreciates you

0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:45.840
<v Speaker 6>watching his step cat most of this night. Like so

0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:49.480
<v Speaker 6>she finally embraced that yes, he in fact is Jungle Boy,

0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:53.160
<v Speaker 6>and that Jungle Boy is thankful that you guys kept

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:54.640
<v Speaker 6>an eye and I'm like, I, I didn't do anything.

0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.480
<v Speaker 6>I watched poker, Angie watched the cat.

0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:59.399
<v Speaker 10>Your wife would rather take the neighbor's cat to the

0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:01.399
<v Speaker 10>vet for four hours to hang out with you.

0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:04.399
<v Speaker 6>I don't think that was I don't think that was

0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:08.080
<v Speaker 6>the choice. That is what happened. Like, I don't think

0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:15.320
<v Speaker 6>she seemed bummed. But it wasn't like I volunteer just

0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:16.119
<v Speaker 6>to leave the house.

0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Actually, the ployment was over like thirty minutes. Yes, the

0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:20.360
<v Speaker 2>cat went to target.

0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:24.560
<v Speaker 6>So I think they knew. Nicknames have been embraced. I

0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:27.240
<v Speaker 6>think they have moved on from Scooter in Filatio. I

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:31.040
<v Speaker 6>think they are officially now lipstick and jungle Boy. I was.

0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.840
<v Speaker 9>I would imagine that Lipstick appreciates the new nickname.

0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:35.800
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think it's a I think it's an upgrade

0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:38.399
<v Speaker 6>for Falatio to go lipstick. I think it's definitely a

0:21:38.520 --> 0:21:40.760
<v Speaker 6>downgrade for Scooter to now be jungle Boy.

0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:49.360
<v Speaker 2>It's going the wrong way, meet halfway, scootcy and too. Yeah.

0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.400
<v Speaker 6>Vanda White says that she has worn over eight thousand

0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:54.280
<v Speaker 6>different outfits on Wheel of Fortune.

0:21:54.640 --> 0:21:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Bizarre. I know.

0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.760
<v Speaker 6>So, you know, remember we just when we talked to

0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:01.359
<v Speaker 6>the gents in a couple of weeks ago she was

0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:04.240
<v Speaker 6>auctioning off all of those. Yeah, exactly what do you

0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:07.400
<v Speaker 6>think happens with eight thousand different van of white outfits?

0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:10.040
<v Speaker 6>Do you think she does something similar where she donates

0:22:10.119 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 6>him or actions him on probably.

0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:15.080
<v Speaker 7>Just rentals. Maybe they sho have the tag in the back.

0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:17.880
<v Speaker 6>Maybe because again this is I just have so little

0:22:17.920 --> 0:22:20.400
<v Speaker 6>faith in men. But can you imagine like the creeps

0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:22.639
<v Speaker 6>that would bid on a van of white dress? I

0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:27.920
<v Speaker 6>don't want to know who would Be's the.

0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Camera on him? Chat? Abbot chat, abbot chat?

0:22:35.800 --> 0:22:37.440
<v Speaker 7>What's going on with Ryan Seacrest?

0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:38.879
<v Speaker 2>Is he is he okay?

0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:41.720
<v Speaker 9>He looks like he's like not being fed? What do

0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:44.600
<v Speaker 9>you mean he looks he looks like and like an

0:22:44.600 --> 0:22:45.560
<v Speaker 9>android or something.

0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're going to support him.

0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:51.240
<v Speaker 6>You concerned?

0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:51.720
<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

0:22:51.720 --> 0:22:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Are you okay? A little bit saw him on the screen.

0:22:55.520 --> 0:22:57.040
<v Speaker 7>I'm like, what is going on with him?

0:22:57.200 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 6>So you do watch the wheel a little bit now?

0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:00.640
<v Speaker 7>It was just purely on accident.

0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:02.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, having weird mustache.

0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:06.040
<v Speaker 6>Yeah what if he's a streaming right now in camp

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:08.280
<v Speaker 6>dot com slash Watch and he's like, well, Muss is

0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 6>a teammate. I could email. Let me just say I'm

0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:13.320
<v Speaker 6>concerned for your mustache, yeah, and your jokes about your

0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:17.360
<v Speaker 6>whole Yeah, he's watching Yeah.

0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Your snake very accessible.

0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.800
<v Speaker 6>Over the weekend, the first episode of Saturday Night Live

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:25.119
<v Speaker 6>UK went underway with Tina Fey as the host. I

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 6>saw about half of it. I thought it was fine,

0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:27.399
<v Speaker 6>it was solid.

0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:28.440
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:31.520
<v Speaker 6>They said they sometimes don't get our humor because they

0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:33.120
<v Speaker 6>don't get the jokes or the context.

0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I definitely felt that. In reverse.

0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:36.960
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, I don't even know who this person they're

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:39.360
<v Speaker 6>making fun of his I don't understand this reference at all,

0:23:40.680 --> 0:23:42.240
<v Speaker 6>but still like that they were swinging.

0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Their weekend up date was really funny.

0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:48.119
<v Speaker 10>Andy texted me on Friday and said he wanted to

0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:51.479
<v Speaker 10>come on and talk about it. I forgot about that

0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:55.800
<v Speaker 10>until right now. He also said he texted hogs Daddy.

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.199
<v Speaker 10>I forgot about it. Oh he's here, Oh he is, Andy,

0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:01.680
<v Speaker 10>what do you think of the Saturday Night Live?

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Are you talking to me? The impression you do that

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:07.200
<v Speaker 3>for good day?

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:17.240
<v Speaker 2>You're ape.

0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:23.399
<v Speaker 6>They also can swear, by the way, they're not woosies.

0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:27.439
<v Speaker 2>They just were going for it. They're not swearing. Whales

0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:32.680
<v Speaker 2>to swear dropping an F box weird, So woosies don't

0:24:32.800 --> 0:24:37.720
<v Speaker 2>swear we should be able to swear. Swearing is fun. Well,

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:39.960
<v Speaker 2>you're a cussing, smoking son of a bitch.

0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:43.320
<v Speaker 9>Good like a I don't know, though, I don't know

0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.199
<v Speaker 9>if they'd be good for this show just because of

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:47.880
<v Speaker 9>you know, when you guys had that podcast, you guys

0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 9>like you know, you guys had that podcast, right remember

0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:50.160
<v Speaker 9>that time?

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it had like a million downloads.

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 9>A month or super popular. I don't even know what

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:59.359
<v Speaker 9>happened to that, but I wonder there are times where

0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:02.119
<v Speaker 9>we would get on the podcast and we all started cussing,

0:25:02.160 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 9>as if it was like the first time we ever

0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:06.560
<v Speaker 9>were allowed to cuss in public.

0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was about every other word was a cuss word.

0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:13.639
<v Speaker 6>It's a little well, if you ask common, that's basically

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:17.320
<v Speaker 6>all of Sauce's stand up. It's just the F word, right.

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:18.879
<v Speaker 6>He said that a lot in the past, right that

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:20.240
<v Speaker 6>you basically don't do jokes.

0:25:20.240 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>You just say the F word. I mean, yeah, the

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:27.520
<v Speaker 2>four letter one. Do a lot of racial humor.

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:35.800
<v Speaker 6>My ghost wrote, have you pulled back on that or not?

0:25:36.160 --> 0:25:38.040
<v Speaker 2>What I don't do amor?

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:39.120
<v Speaker 6>I pulled back?

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:42.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you still do those accents. I stopped doing those.

0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:44.359
<v Speaker 3>You did that three sets in Black face.

0:25:51.359 --> 0:25:53.640
<v Speaker 2>The first two times got a little old.

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 1>The second time, I didn't like your idea of being

0:25:56.280 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 1>a prior Richard Pryor cover band.

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 3>I did like you like yourself on fire, then.

0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:06.879
<v Speaker 10>Got a lot of cheers for that, norm brilliant.

0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:11.200
<v Speaker 6>There's a new trend of speed friending events.

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 2>God, it's exactly what it sounds like.

0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 6>Instead of speed dating, you have meetups with a handful

0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:21.040
<v Speaker 6>of people, two to three dozen people, and then there's

0:26:21.040 --> 0:26:25.119
<v Speaker 6>an icebreaker neutral places like cafes, people of all ages,

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 6>and then you essentially speed go around the room and

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.280
<v Speaker 6>meet people to see if you can find friends in

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 6>your area.

0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 2>No fakes. I think it's great.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:36.960
<v Speaker 7>I mean they're like new in town. That might actually

0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:37.800
<v Speaker 7>be something.

0:26:37.840 --> 0:26:40.000
<v Speaker 2>But people need to hang out with each other more man, Yeah,

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I do agree with that.

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:48.400
<v Speaker 6>One expert says we are in a friendship recession according

0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:53.720
<v Speaker 6>to the latest poll. How do I word this? Because

0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:56.159
<v Speaker 6>it's an eight percentage range? Give me the range of

0:26:56.200 --> 0:27:00.679
<v Speaker 6>people that say they don't have any friends any not.

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:01.480
<v Speaker 2>A single one.

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:07.120
<v Speaker 6>Give me give me an eight percent range.

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:13.400
<v Speaker 9>I would say eight to eighteen percent. No, five, five

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 9>to thirteen percent, five to thirteen sauce, Yeah, one to

0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:19.880
<v Speaker 9>nine percent.

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:21.160
<v Speaker 7>Three to eleven percent.

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I like that, guess chrisps max stuff ten.

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 6>Fifteen, twenty three, six to nine because are all six

0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 6>twelve to twenty percent say they don't have any friends.

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:41.199
<v Speaker 9>Up to twenty percent don't have a single friend. Oh man,

0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 9>they need a hug.

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 2>It's better this way.

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:47.400
<v Speaker 9>You have plenty of feed on behalf speaking of Yeah,

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:50.360
<v Speaker 9>of the twenty percent, Chris Hockey, it's better this way.

0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:55.160
<v Speaker 6>Experts say, unlike romantic relationships, a lot of platonic relationships

0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:57.120
<v Speaker 6>take time. The key is to get into a habit

0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 6>of adding low steaks, repeated interactions with people you're similar to.

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 2>What if you're not like anybody else?

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:05.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the problem. I can't find anybody this horn.

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:07.000
<v Speaker 2>The problem is with you?

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 9>Is that the thing you can the common you would friends,

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:13.359
<v Speaker 9>That is a place that you guys would never speak

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 9>to each other, poker table.

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:17.520
<v Speaker 6>Well, so, and that's that's the funny thing about like

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 6>Vegas is then when I run into poker friends in Vegas,

0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 6>it's like, Hey, should we go hang out and get

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 6>something to eat? Well, it's Vegas, so they want to

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 6>go to five star restaurants And I walk down to

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 6>raising cane, so it's I don't see them ever. Yeah,

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:31.040
<v Speaker 6>there's yeah, everybody wins.

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to eat. They just tell you that because

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:34.680
<v Speaker 2>they know you won't go right.

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 6>They say like they're cats sick, and then they just

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:40.080
<v Speaker 6>disappear for four hours and then Jungle Boy sends me

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:40.959
<v Speaker 6>a thank you text.

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 9>Well, then if must is going to get together and

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 9>watch golf with people, then everybody just falls asleep.

0:28:47.120 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 2>After about twenty minutes, it was just him and his mustache.

0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 9>Oh, I don't know because I think it's boring to watch.

0:28:58.320 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 9>It's not boring, not at all.

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 6>Ladies and gentlemen, attention.

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've just been having urgent and horrifying news story.

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 14>Let's and I read all of you to stop what

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 14>you're doing and listen.

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 6>Breaking sports news, sports news Jackson Smith and JIGBA four years,

0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 6>one hundred and sixty eight million dollars, one hundred and

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:27.520
<v Speaker 6>twenty million of it guaranteedikes JSN with a gigantic deal.

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 6>And oh man, he's probably reading this story though. Four years,

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 6>one sixty eight sauce. How much is that per year?

0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Like forty two point one?

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, you've read that.

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 2>You are correct, Damn it yeah, damnits Yeah, the point one,

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:40.719
<v Speaker 2>that's what.

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:44.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he is something around forty two.

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Jeez, hey, I've been before you get out here. What

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:49.959
<v Speaker 3>do you think of skatabooz comments?

0:29:50.440 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 9>Oh I didn't read all of the comments. I just again,

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 9>I just saw the sort of the snippet of what

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:58.400
<v Speaker 9>he said. Did he elaborate did he elaborate on let's

0:29:58.400 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 9>hear it?

0:29:58.760 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Can I hear it?

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 6>He thinks is a real thing.

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 2>No, it's an excuse. I think asthma is an excuse too.

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 6>Yes, asthma's face.

0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 9>Is there anything worse than when you're in fourth grade

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 9>and someone's huffing and puffing you're just soft?

0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Just literally be better there.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 9>I mean, all of that I think is obviously just

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 9>a little I don't think that he really believes.

0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 2>He said later that it was just a joke.

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, it's like it sounds a little tongue in cheek

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:28.080
<v Speaker 9>and just kind of stupid bravado, because obviously asthma is

0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 9>a very real thing.

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 6>You know what, though in his defense as well, let's

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 6>say he was one hundred percent serious. That's something I

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 6>would have said maybe twenty five years ago. Kids just

0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 6>say dumb things. Yeah, So it's like, you know, if

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 6>he was serious, and who knows and who cares If

0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:44.680
<v Speaker 6>he was, he'll look back ten fifteen years later go.

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>On like what, yeah, what am I doing?

0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 9>And ct is probably real. The problem with CTE the

0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 9>way I understand it, there's just been no controlled studies

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 9>done on it. So the research that's been done on

0:30:57.200 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 9>ct is it's difficult. It's a little cloudy. It's not

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 9>it's it hasn't been an you know, these the analysis

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:09.239
<v Speaker 9>and research hasn't had like a control study done on

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 9>the general population. They only do it on football players,

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 9>and it's only done and and when you when you die.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 9>And part of that problem is a lot of us

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 9>have a lot of plaque just in our brains when

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 9>they die, but we don't know the exact percentage because

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 9>there's never been a study done on the general population

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 9>like that, So there's no control done against this experience.

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 6>The most plaque ever. I was going to say his

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 6>teeth when he was in high school, but it's.

0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I did kill his dentist. I

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 2>really did love you guys. It's great to be back.

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll see a toys day.

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:51.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, are you going to a flag football practice right now.

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 6>Going to flag football, Yeah, to get ready for the Olympics,

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:56.200
<v Speaker 6>because I'm you and Brady.

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 3>The Tom Brady thing was such a huge success the day.

0:31:58.880 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 3>I think that's the next big thing.

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 2>You did you watch it? Hugs?

0:32:01.680 --> 0:32:02.440
<v Speaker 3>I watched every minute.

0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Brother. I liked it.

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 3>When he was making fun of that one dude with

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 3>the blonde here, who thinks you can fight people?

0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 2>That's the one. That's all just a setup, I know,

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 2>all right, bye, buddy. There he goes.

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 6>See man a fifteen year old German teenager, which is redundant.

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 6>He's fifteen, stole a bus. Oh, good job from a

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 6>transportation company. Let's roll, just so he could drive his

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:27.400
<v Speaker 6>girlfriend to school in a different city.

0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Here we go. There he was over man.

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 6>I mean that guy's dedicated.

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Man. Yeah, yeah, why was he doing it? Pat squishy hat.

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.480
<v Speaker 6>A bakery in Connecticut has announced that they will not

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 6>toss croissants to parade goers during this year Saint Patrick's

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 6>Day Parade, doing due to safety concerns a couple of things.

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 6>But I mean, didn't they have their Saint Patrick's Day Parade.

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 6>It's weird that it's worded that way that they're not

0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:01.520
<v Speaker 6>going to Maybe they have their late why maybe they're

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 6>celebrating the different Saint Patrick. Also, I freaking love croissants

0:33:06.520 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 6>late late to the party, right like when I was

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 6>growing up. I'm like, it's got a weird name. Just

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:12.840
<v Speaker 6>give me toast because I'm a psycho exactly.

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 3>You love them as much as cupcakes.

0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:15.520
<v Speaker 2>I like him more.

0:33:15.560 --> 0:33:19.479
<v Speaker 6>Actually, what about a croissant? Which, yeah, I'm not doing that.

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 6>I'm not doing that, but yeah, think about those notes.

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 6>When you throw candy from a parade float, it can

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 6>hit the ground if you don't catch the croissant five

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 6>second roll all day long. Like, I don't want a

0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 6>croissant off the ground, the dirt. I want a dirty croissant.

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:45.400
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, I want to.

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 13>I want to.

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're so good, a little warm, outstanding. Why are

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>you here to see the doctor?

0:33:51.560 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 3>I tried a dirty croissants A seat pulled all my muscles.

0:33:56.400 --> 0:34:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Every gonna go to Colco today and get this?

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, it is a hut?

0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:07.760
<v Speaker 6>Can it be?

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my lord? Yeah, I'm not looking that up. Can

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:13.439
<v Speaker 2>you read it in a sentence? No?

0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:16.760
<v Speaker 1>He asked what I wanted for breakfast, to which I replied,

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.239
<v Speaker 1>another dirty croissant.

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Definitely not another dirty croissant. Oh the frenchman?

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, Yeah, and uh okay what uh Russ was

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 2>talking about earlier? Actually yeah, I mean little feast going on.

0:34:37.840 --> 0:34:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh I've done that.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:46.959
<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, this website's ridiculous.

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 6>Oh you've done that. No one's done this, not in

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 6>that exactly hairless when part of the description is too hairless,

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 6>unbathed as test stable Frenchman is part of the part

0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 6>of the definition.

0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 2>The rest of it is irrelevant. This is theoretical. Is

0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 2>that why you shaved your head? Hairless?

0:35:14.560 --> 0:35:20.279
<v Speaker 6>Two hairless, und detestable freshmen? And then the act is described,

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:25.279
<v Speaker 6>but still he just says it's way too specific testable.

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 2>I've tried that.

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:31.239
<v Speaker 6>What if like if a couple of Frenchmen are like, hey,

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 6>we just did the dirty croissant. Both of you are

0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:36.279
<v Speaker 6>pretty likable, like you guys are nice, and you did

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 6>you did a weird thing, but like either one of

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 6>you was detestable, Well then we didn't do it. We

0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 6>technically didn't do the dirty croissant. That is the title

0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:51.040
<v Speaker 6>of the podcast. All right, check this out. The National

0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 6>Park Service is warning visitors in Arizona and Utah to

0:35:54.200 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 6>watch out for charge quicksands. I know what's going on

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 6>in an area that covers Yeah, I know that over

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 6>a million acres are saying look out for quicksand I

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 6>thought it was fake.

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:08.840
<v Speaker 5>Is it like, yeah from the movies where it's like

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:12.320
<v Speaker 5>real slow and this is a one hanjestick and drags

0:36:12.320 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 5>you out.

0:36:12.800 --> 0:36:15.439
<v Speaker 3>Dude from the National Park Service talking about it. Listen

0:36:15.440 --> 0:36:18.480
<v Speaker 3>to this and apparently it's a million acres in Arizona and.

0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Utah a million acres.

0:36:20.200 --> 0:36:22.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, you got to be careful in those places.

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 14>We started to like kind of squish around in it,

0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 14>and that there was a lot of quicksand around. The

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:28.640
<v Speaker 14>kind of shocked me at first because it was like

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 14>up to my waist, so I was staying upright, which

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 14>is exactly what I shouldn't have been doing.

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 6>So I was thinking in a little bit deeper. The

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 6>first thing I was.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:38.800
<v Speaker 14>Trying to do is just kind of flatten myself and

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 14>then I was able to kind of lean forward and

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 14>then get my arms out in front of me. So

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 14>from here I was able to kind of wiggle my

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 14>legs and get them closer.

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 6>To the surface and then just kind of army crawl.

0:36:48.440 --> 0:36:51.719
<v Speaker 3>My way out I I thought that they weren't. I

0:36:51.719 --> 0:36:53.880
<v Speaker 3>thought I thought we found out it wasn't real, that

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.839
<v Speaker 3>there wasn't really quicksand same. I feel like I'm being

0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 3>goofed on.

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean, April Fools is a week from Wednesday.

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 5>I wonder what the consistency is of it. You know,

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 5>is it just sand or is there water underneath there?

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:12.800
<v Speaker 10>That's it's water saturated sand, clay or dirt that loosens, looses,

0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:17.279
<v Speaker 10>loosens it's bearing capacity. I wish you would walk on quickly, disturbed,

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 10>behaving like a dense fluid.

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, there's some dense fluids.

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:26.640
<v Speaker 3>I am so sorry. I tried to hold it in.

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh not again.

0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 3>I am having a hard.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Time very quick gas. Chris is unbeathed in the testimony.

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.879
<v Speaker 3>There believe you guys thought I was one of the French.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:47.959
<v Speaker 2>Your sister's definitely done the dirty.

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 6>Croissan Oh man, That's probably happened in old folk hombs

0:37:53.640 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 6>from time to time as well, the dirty croissant. The

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:56.480
<v Speaker 6>reason why I bring that up is they like to

0:37:56.480 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 6>party and according to this viral video. I haven't seen

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:01.359
<v Speaker 6>the video, but the story is talking about a viral

0:38:01.440 --> 0:38:03.799
<v Speaker 6>video where a woman is going viral for her testimony

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:07.840
<v Speaker 6>before the Minnesota House of Representatives, where legislators are considering

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:11.879
<v Speaker 6>a grandparents Happy Hour bill. According to this it would

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:15.240
<v Speaker 6>allow group homes to serve alcohol. She says, My friends

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:17.960
<v Speaker 6>and I love happy hour, just like many of you do.

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Whatever. Let him get hammered, Yeah, turn up, turn it?

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Why not? Yeah? I guess I never even thought of that.

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:30.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, detestable, dirty frenchman.

0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 6>I wonder if like old folks homes truly do just party.

0:38:37.600 --> 0:38:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, yeah, for sure, they have like crazy sdi rates.

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, me too, My god.

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Me too. What are you okay?

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:52.399
<v Speaker 13>Max?

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:53.439
<v Speaker 2>I feel so bad?

0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh he doesn't mind it.

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Right now? That's for others. Is it all from your

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:04.359
<v Speaker 2>protein bar?

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm sorry. We don't have to make

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:08.320
<v Speaker 3>it a major topic of the show.

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 2>How bad is it? Max? Is this the worst it's

0:39:11.080 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 2>ever been?

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:14.120
<v Speaker 4>I mean, you normally, I'm kind of you know, my

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:16.640
<v Speaker 4>nose is Stevie wonder when it comes to Hawk's ass.

0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 4>But it's pretty it's pretty funk, yes, walking through his

0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:21.799
<v Speaker 4>shirt right now?

0:39:21.880 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's exactly Righty, it's not that babe, And to test.

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:31.799
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Happy birthday to Carrie Russell one of the Alzheimer's

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 6>the Americans is unbelievable. That face is unbelievable.

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Carry Russell. How old is Carrie Russell today?

0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 3>I bet she's mine. I bet she's fifty.

0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 10>Three, sixty, forty eight, sixty. That was That was a

0:39:46.360 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 10>I just like saying numbers fifty four. She turns fifty

0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 10>years old today, turning fifty nine today?

0:39:54.000 --> 0:39:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Even hotter?

0:39:56.280 --> 0:40:01.879
<v Speaker 6>You guessed it, Tyler, John Wayne Bobbitt, John Wayne bobb

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:02.879
<v Speaker 6>it is fifty nine.

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Pull your hands up. Has hawks seen one of his videos?

0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:08.880
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we've talked about it every time you bring him

0:40:08.920 --> 0:40:10.399
<v Speaker 6>up that he's watched it.

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Franken Penis correct?

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Is't that what Frankis.

0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:18.799
<v Speaker 6>Loves? The third Act? Yep, he doesn't get that far.

0:40:20.560 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 6>He checks out after the dirty Croissan. I don't know

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:27.839
<v Speaker 6>if he checks out. All right, that's enough, Okay.

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:33.400
<v Speaker 3>The Ravens have a win total over under a had

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:35.800
<v Speaker 3>eleven point five, which is the best in the NFL

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 3>as of right now.

0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:42.439
<v Speaker 6>The Ravens five. They're a regular season team, that is true.

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 6>And you know they got off to that terrible start

0:40:44.560 --> 0:40:46.520
<v Speaker 6>and made a run. But Lamar missed a lot of games,

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 6>so you had a healthy Lamar, they had a new coach,

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:51.840
<v Speaker 6>they got Trey Hendrickson, they got Dusty Man. Ya have

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:54.320
<v Speaker 6>Dusty Man, who's just a jack of all trades.

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 2>They end up finishing last year was second or third private.

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:01.759
<v Speaker 6>I remember, I remember.

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Buying the Ravens. Nine teams are tied for the next

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:06.080
<v Speaker 3>highest win total at ten point five. The Bills, the Chiefs,

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:11.240
<v Speaker 3>the Chargers, the Chargers, huh, the Lions, the Packers, the Rams,

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 3>the Eagles, the Seahawks, and the Niners.

0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:14.919
<v Speaker 2>Ten point five.

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, every eight point five?

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Is that what we read?

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 10>I think that was the last one I hear. Yeah,

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 10>how about the Gopher one that came out. They're five

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:24.040
<v Speaker 10>and a half. That's their number of this season.

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:25.800
<v Speaker 6>And you're still going to hammer the under five and

0:41:25.840 --> 0:41:27.319
<v Speaker 6>a half and you're going under.

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 10>Well, I told Tommy I would take it, so yeah,

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 10>before I knew it, Yeah, I thought I'd be hiring that.

0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:35.520
<v Speaker 2>But that's a really really that's a really low number.

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:36.960
<v Speaker 2>That's a tough for you there.

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:39.520
<v Speaker 3>The value of NFL teams keep going up and up

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:42.000
<v Speaker 3>and up. It's now a given the franchises having an

0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:44.840
<v Speaker 3>eleven figure value, as evidenced by the latest valuation of

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 3>a team that's nearly eleven billion dollars. The Sports Business

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Journal says the New York Giants are worth ten point

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 3>eight billion dollars. Ten point eight billion dollars.

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 7>Good, have a tough time to put good product out

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:02.920
<v Speaker 7>in the field.

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:06.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's speaking of the NFL Hawk.

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:10.200
<v Speaker 10>Yes, uh, have you or do you have the capability

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:12.000
<v Speaker 10>of contacting Martin moyst Chew.

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 2>We should probably have him on before the draft.

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:16.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's out of jail. Nelson, Oh good, he can

0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 3>join us anytime. Don't have to call us from prison anymore.

0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:21.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, Justin Fields could be the first quarterback with

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:25.400
<v Speaker 3>four straight week one starts for four different teams.

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:28.839
<v Speaker 2>Really, if Mahomes is not healthy, that's right.

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:32.319
<v Speaker 3>I don't I believe he's unscheduled to not be, Is

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:32.719
<v Speaker 3>that right?

0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 2>I think? Yeah? They didn't. Yeah, I think he was

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.719
<v Speaker 2>saying otherwise. But maybe the reports are saying did he

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:42.400
<v Speaker 2>get hurt in late December?

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:45.319
<v Speaker 3>He was later in the season for to and a

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:49.319
<v Speaker 3>cl late last December. Yeah yeah, yeah, So that would

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 3>make different teams in four different seasons.

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:53.840
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:58.840
<v Speaker 10>So be the Bears, the Jets, Oh yeah.

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Steelers, the Steelers. Yeah, pretty mad. The Vikings really liked him.

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Do the Vikings really like DeAndre Hopkins? Because, uh, DeAndre

0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:12.239
<v Speaker 3>Hopkins said, if the Vikings need me, they know I'll

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:12.600
<v Speaker 3>be there.

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:14.959
<v Speaker 2>Wo just to play with Kyler Rick. That's what he said.

0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, big real sports.

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, yeah, and I have You would have to

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>say the dollar, amoun wouldn't make the dollar.

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 6>The dollar amount doesn't matter, especially if it's a one

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:30.719
<v Speaker 6>year deal because beep up boop beat fixed. You can

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 6>sign whoever you want to whatever you want.

0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:33.239
<v Speaker 2>That would be a myth.

0:43:33.440 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 6>So the oh, no, how do we get eight million

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 6>for DeAndre Hopkins? Oh, they just reworked Carson Wentz's deal.

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:42.680
<v Speaker 6>Well they just signed him. Yeah, they reworked it. Yeah,

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 6>deep boom fixed.

0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Piece of cake. Let's go, what do you want? You

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:50.440
<v Speaker 2>want anybody else? Steve Lombardo fixed Jack Lembert.

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:52.799
<v Speaker 6>We got plenty of money for him, My uncle, gosh,

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 6>do you think do you think the Seahawks is were like,

0:43:55.800 --> 0:43:56.399
<v Speaker 6>well we got.

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Forty two million a year lying around No, no, So

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:03.120
<v Speaker 2>what did they do and what they do beatoop fixed.

0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 10>They also are there's a hot runner that they're young cornerback.

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:08.479
<v Speaker 10>They're also going to sign today.

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:09.640
<v Speaker 6>Well, they don't have any money for that.

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes they do. Beatop boop bop fixed Hello, Chad Abbit

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:15.640
<v Speaker 2>is their young corner.

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:17.279
<v Speaker 6>There are one hundred million over the cat.

0:44:17.320 --> 0:44:20.000
<v Speaker 2>They don't have money for a corner. Wait, hold on

0:44:20.200 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 2>one thing at a time. How does ched abbit play

0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:26.160
<v Speaker 2>corner with drop foot? Terribly smoked.

0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:31.279
<v Speaker 3>At zone they're taking.

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:34.320
<v Speaker 6>A lot of drop covered. Oh brilliant, think Jean. I

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.239
<v Speaker 6>mean if Hopkins wants to play here for a year,

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 6>why not? Yes, we need third or fourth? No, no,

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 6>Jalen Naylor, we need somebody else. Yeah, let's do it

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:44.840
<v Speaker 6>still the Beast. Last year he had some great catches

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:46.720
<v Speaker 6>future Hall of Famers hockeys.

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 2>One putting was the best wide receiver in the league.

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 8>Calm down, my God, kiss him me him dirty free Wow,

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 8>don't don't wrap me up in your group of windows,

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 8>you hairless unad the testable Frenchman.

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:11.480
<v Speaker 6>I know one person on this show that is just

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:17.000
<v Speaker 6>French nationality away from being officially a dirty croissant past member. Right,

0:45:17.600 --> 0:45:21.919
<v Speaker 6>he's just not French. He's not French, he's everything else.

0:45:22.719 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 6>They'll be here Thursday nine to noon is next.

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 2>By thirty nine, we're back tomorrow.

0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:33.920
<v Speaker 6>Thanks muss anybody I already have a wonder for days.

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:35.280
<v Speaker 3>You have to enjoyed the sunshine.

0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Baby Gil