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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome back.

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Speaker 3: Good morning. Everybody's your little pudtrip Morning show with a mustache,

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Speaker 3: wondered Mike Musman, Mike mustache mustman my lip broom? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: lip broom. I'm uncomfortable with that. I should Mike mushtache.

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Speaker 2: Here's some other nicknames for you.

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Speaker 3: I know that I'm aware of those as well.

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Speaker 4: We saw you on during the Ryan Jeffers interview on

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Speaker 4: the camera and you kind of looked like a police sketch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 3: We thought you might be thinking about taking Ben in

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Speaker 3: for question.

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Speaker 2: Look looks like Paul Blarte. Great film, right, really really

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Speaker 2: really good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, heartfelt, you know the relationship between he and his daughter.

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Speaker 3: I have a question for you Mustling, Yes, sir, but

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna ask myself. I'm gonna let this guy ask.

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Speaker 6: It's a good start for the Twins. Here are the

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Speaker 6: fourth inning. You ever seen Buck with his pants down? Uh? No,

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Speaker 6: one like it shorts?

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Speaker 7: No, like he's got he doesn't have his no socks showing.

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Speaker 2: I see what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, interesting his pants pulled down around his ankles,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, No, it's a good start for the Twins.

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Speaker 2: Here are the fourth inning.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever seen Buck with his pants down?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: No, like it shorts?

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Speaker 7: No, like he's got he doesn't have his no socks showing.

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Speaker 6: I see what you're saying, so yeah.

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Speaker 2: I love the.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I see the problem is uh is that what

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Speaker 3: we talk about with the radio show all the time.

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Speaker 3: You're talking for a living. Eventually, weird things are going

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Speaker 3: to happen, especially if you're doing preseason, none spring training baseball.

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Speaker 3: You've got to run out of things to say.

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Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I also think again, this job has done a lot

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Speaker 6: of good for us as individuals because our sense of

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Speaker 6: double Anton's are a double meaning or keep your mind

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Speaker 6: out of the gutter stuff I'm always thinking of like

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Speaker 6: exactly yea. And that's why, like Ben on Twin City's Live,

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Speaker 6: you're always thinking the dirty stuff.

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Speaker 2: You can tell the rest of your staff is not.

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Speaker 6: I always love watching how they didn't get why you're

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Speaker 6: smiling or laughing. I think just being on the power

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Speaker 6: to as long as we have, we're just used to

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Speaker 6: stuff like that. If somebody said, I would never say,

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Speaker 6: have you ever seen Buck with his pants down? Without

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Speaker 6: thinking correct the way that we're all thinking. But Previs

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Speaker 6: is just a nice, innocent guy. He didn't mean it

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Speaker 6: like that, but yeah, or it doesn't have that filter, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's an innocent question. Not if you're on this.

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Speaker 3: Show, Benjamin Lieber, what are you ready for this?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Do you guys have the drum roll? Can

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Speaker 2: you get an a drum roll?

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Speaker 6: Please?

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Speaker 2: Oh? No? What is it?

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Speaker 3: Benjamin?

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Speaker 2: Get yourself ready? Mark off the calendar. It's happening, happening.

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Speaker 3: Saturday, September fifth, TLC. Sultan Peppa and in Vogue at

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Speaker 3: the grand stand at the Minnesota State Fair.

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Speaker 8: Boy Sultan Peppa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant. Yeah, I'll retell the story of my rookie year.

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Speaker 2: Say it.

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Speaker 9: Having to stand up in the cafeteria training camp holding

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Speaker 9: a ketchup bottle as a microphone. That's there's that caveat Zach,

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Speaker 9: don't think anything else and sing Salt and Peppers push it,

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Speaker 9: yep in front of the team. It was this junior saying,

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Speaker 9: real good. And the thing is, I don't know the lyrics.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. All I know is the hook.

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Speaker 9: So it was just basically gyrating on top of a table,

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Speaker 2: And singing. Jesus, why did that guy yell he's excited? Excited?

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Speaker 2: Did not get that introduction?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're a mighty good man. Say it again, Yeah, a.

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Speaker 2: Mighty mighty good man.

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Speaker 4: The weirdest thing, Ben was nobody asked you to do that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah you nobody?

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Speaker 2: That is true.

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Speaker 6: You were a Yeah, you were a kid in the

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Speaker 6: nineties and Pepa Yep and Vogue t l C rank

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Speaker 2: They had absolute slammers.

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Speaker 3: Could you tell me one of these? I really that's

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Speaker 3: the one. I can't think. Ain't too proud to beg Yeah, Sweetland,

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Speaker 2: All three still with us?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no longer? With that burn down the house?

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Speaker 3: Remember that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: in a carrack, Is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Thought chili was so hot?

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Speaker 6: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Chili?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do you like chili?

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Speaker 6: Is it?

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Speaker 2: T bos and man?

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Speaker 2: Think about if you are and T O C.

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Speaker 6: The T stands for t bos, the L stands for

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Speaker 6: left eye, and the sea stands for chili. If you

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Speaker 6: are Spinderella and the bands called Salt and Peppa, you're like,

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Speaker 6: how about Salt and Peppa and Spinderella? What the hell?

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Speaker 2: She always got left out?

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Speaker 4: It's run.

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Speaker 3: DMC was the same thing.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, d m C stands for d m C stands

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Speaker 10: for David Michaels because they all love the store crafter

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Speaker 10: and the crafts.

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Speaker 6: So David Michael's craft Yeah, they love craft.

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Speaker 3: Crafts as a mac and cheese.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or craft stores? Oh say, I'm sorry they were huge.

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Speaker 6: Was just one guy in his love of Michael's and

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Speaker 6: their crafts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. He loved knitting and.

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Speaker 10: Uh like gluing popsicle sticks into like cool like the

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Speaker 10: Seven Wonders of the World.

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Speaker 2: That was his thing. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: I've heard you from your story.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 3: Whatever happened to Andrey Rising?

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Speaker 2: Is he still with us? I don't know. He is

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Speaker 2: not yet a couple more weeks.

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Speaker 6: My favorite bit, my buddy John everyone here on Easter

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Speaker 6: sends me a photo of Andrea Risen just says he is.

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Speaker 2: Rising every east or something. It's a tradition like no other.

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Speaker 6: He is rising. He's fifty nine and still living, still

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Speaker 6: killing it. Probably, Yeah, not in jail. Pretty good player.

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Speaker 6: Let me look one of the great Chris Burman nicknames

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Speaker 6: of all time, right, Andre bad moon Rising?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, brilliant, Yeah, better than mine. I guess bose yours again?

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Speaker 11: Fats what Fats leever? Yeah, I guess he's a professional

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Speaker 11: pool player or something. Minnesota Fats, Minnesota Fats. Yeah, but

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Speaker 10: In nineteen ninety three, Andre Risen had fifteen touchdowns. Ninety

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Speaker 10: he had ten, ninety one he had twelve, and ninety

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Speaker 10: The first he played for Indiana his first year in

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Speaker 10: eighty nine, did he like a cut or something or traded?

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Speaker 10: His first season eighty nine was with Indiana Indiana Hawks

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Speaker 10: team the Colts. Oh no, okay, yeah, I've never heard, so.

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Speaker 2: I just said Indiana. Relaxed. We all know it's the Colts. Judging.

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Speaker 6: All of the rooms were confused because you said Indiana.

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Speaker 12: Sorry, he was traded to the Hoosiers. He played for

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Speaker 12: the Colts first season where Indiana to Atlanta? Anymore specific?

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Speaker 12: So about his time with the Colts, hold on.

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Speaker 3: Did he not play for the Bills at the end

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Speaker 10: He's played for Indiana, Indiana, Atlanta, Hey start over, Cleveland,

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Speaker 10: go backwards. He's splayed where did you start? Indianapolis? Finally

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Speaker 10: we got that in Atlanta, then Cleveland, then Jacksonville, then

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Speaker 2: He played for Oakland. Okay, so never the Bills.

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Speaker 3: The Bills, I don't know why I had him in

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Speaker 3: my brain as a Bill during the losing Super Bowl team.

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Speaker 9: Oh so, Hawk, we gotta we got to keep adding

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Speaker 9: to our stadium list because you know, the Bills they're

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Speaker 9: going to open the new stadium.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's time.

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Speaker 9: So there was a point in time where I think

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Speaker 9: I visited. I've been to every NFL stadium. Yeah, and

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Speaker 9: now we've got to add some more to it. Have

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Speaker 9: you guys seen the commanders they're renderings for that. See him,

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Speaker 9: That's the coolest thing I've seen on the look.

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Speaker 2: It's awesome. They make it look like a like a monument.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet.

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Speaker 9: He's going to get all white, sort of stone or

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Speaker 9: ivory looking super Ba.

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Speaker 2: And you have to.

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Speaker 10: The Bill's first game will be a nationally televised home game.

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Speaker 10: Should be Sunday night or Monday night. Should be because

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Speaker 10: the Seahawks will play the opener on Thursday.

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Speaker 2: Right, well, I think Wednesday is going to be the Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: They Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday that week.

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Speaker 2: They're doing the Melbourne bit in Australia. Yeah, oh, nice

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Speaker 2: to meet it, Carey.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of Wikipedia career histories, this guy posted a week

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Speaker 6: or so ago when Josh Johnson signed with the Bengals.

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Speaker 6: Quarterback Josh Johnson. Right, he is thirty nine years old

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Speaker 6: and in the league.

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Speaker 2: Forever eighteen years or something.

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Speaker 6: He was a fifth rounder in two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 6: This is his career history. Team by team. Ready, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to take a deep breath. Tampa Bay Buccaneers,

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Speaker 6: San Francisco forty nine Ers, Sacramento Mountain Lions, Cleveland Browns,

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Speaker 6: Baltimore Ravens, Denver Broncos, San Francisco forty nine Ers, Baltimore Ravens,

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Speaker 2: Cincinnati Bengals. That's unbelievable. That's a freaking believable.

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Speaker 7: Talk about seeing every stadium, my goodness, one.

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Speaker 6: Two something like twenty six or twenty seven switches since

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Speaker 6: two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, has he ever started a game.

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Speaker 6: Career NFL statistics he has fourteen touchdowns, eighteen interceptions, two

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Speaker 6: rushing touchdowns, so I mean he must have started somewhere

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Speaker 6: in there for a handful of them.

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Speaker 2: But man, what a.

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Speaker 6: What a ride?

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Speaker 2: Did he play for Denver during the COVID year Denver

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Speaker 2: was twenty twenty two?

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, never mind, no, okay, sorry, check black okay,

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Speaker 6: man so it's nuts.

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Speaker 9: Can we all take a guest here, you guys understand

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Speaker 9: this josh on something? Yeah, so according to over the Cap,

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Speaker 9: what is his career earnings with all of those teams

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Speaker 2: All right, so something like eighteen years? Eighteen years.

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Speaker 6: There's some XFL in there, there's some there's some practice

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Speaker 6: Almost all of these are are that's close to minimum deals, right, So, and.

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Speaker 2: The UFL starts soon. Hawk, I'm gonna guess, are you really.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna be conservative. I'm gonna say it's.

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Speaker 2: A lot of time, and then I'll say twelve million

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go right at the eighteen. I think it

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Speaker 9: Yeah, eighteen yeah, because somebody's like, it's like a two

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Speaker 2: A year on my backup quarterback spot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go eleven point two, eleven point.

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Speaker 2: Two, anybody else one.

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Speaker 13: Dollar, one dollar, I'll say twenty smoothly, twenty can can

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Speaker 2: Wow? Hey, thank you mill Yeah, yeah, daddy, it is

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Speaker 2: something right, steady?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I agree, yeah, job, but you know all correct,

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Speaker 9: But what's very important hopefully he maxed out as four

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's obviously a bested veteran. You say he's under

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Speaker 9: Yep, so he'll be nearing forty years old, still playing

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Speaker 9: I mean all you're just like all your meals, all

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Speaker 9: You can start drawing on one at like forty five

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Speaker 6: Wikipedia says the Cincinnati Bengals signed in March fourteenth, twenty

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Speaker 2: This is his third stint.

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Speaker 6: Johnson signed a one year contract with the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Speaker 6: Vikings analyst Ben Lieber said if he had been with

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Speaker 6: you know I gotta like Ash Johnson.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I provided some logic to that.

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Speaker 6: Wikipedia says this is an obvious attempt at race baiting.

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Speaker 13: No.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Even Corey Probos is tired of your take.

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Speaker 6: He's also seeing Buck with his pants down Joe Buck

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Speaker 6: not Byron Buckston.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen Joe Buck with his pants down?

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Speaker 10: No, but that's a disgusting act.

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Speaker 2: Sports reference. I like sports.

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Speaker 3: I like titles.

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Speaker 2: We know what you like? Headlines is next? How are

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Speaker 13: All right.

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Speaker 3: Final segment eight twenty four. Here we are Mike Mussman

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Speaker 3: Benjamin Leber to cast of thousands. Here we are Must

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Speaker 3: you got anything going? On this week.

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Speaker 2: Ah, no events this week at you.

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Speaker 5: Well, we got stuff gearing up for the draft.

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Speaker 2: It will be a couple events hell.

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Speaker 5: Into the draft, so it'll be kind of fine with

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Speaker 5: Meller like the Vikings four weeks from Thursday.

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Speaker 9: Ben, Yeah, better start buckling down and getting all the

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Speaker 9: prospects ready. I feel like we kind of take a

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like, let's take a step back a

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Speaker 2: little bit. Now I'm starting to pick it up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we are you know, we love second, we love sports,

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Speaker 5: and I'm sure you guys watched a ton of basketball

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Speaker 12: Watched every single every every game yep, women and men

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Speaker 12: and the Wolves game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I watched the golf tournament the Valve spar which made

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Speaker 5: me giggle every time they talk about the sneak pit

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Speaker 5: because it just made me think about strip clubs?

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Speaker 7: Is that what's a nickname for him?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: He's right?

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Speaker 2: Yea club? I've never heard that.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, like a regular strip club. I guess

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Speaker 5: I shouldn't say I'm not following you.

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Speaker 2: What has happened? Who calls it a snake bal a snippers.

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Speaker 6: Come on anyway, I watch I've heard, Yeah, you run

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Speaker 6: in some weird circles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what what's that have to do with golf?

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Speaker 5: So I'm watching golf and you because the Welspar has

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Speaker 5: a stroke.

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Speaker 2: I don't think somebody watches golf, so please explain.

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Speaker 7: Well, none of I'm sitting there watching us.

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Speaker 5: My wife walks through the room and the commentator said, uh, well,

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Speaker 5: this is a very accessible hole.

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Speaker 2: All right, So.

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Speaker 6: You lost the rest of the day.

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Speaker 5: My wife kept saying that I'd had a very accessible hole.

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Speaker 2: My god, it may happen.

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Speaker 5: It made me kind of mad because I'm like, no,

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Speaker 5: I don't, and then I threw it back at her

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Speaker 5: and she just goes, yes, I do, but you're not

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Speaker 5: a member at this club.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's a great line.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that wase stung a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Was that because of the mustache?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably that was pre mustache? Oh lord? So yeah,

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Speaker 2: I love watching golf. People watch golf. Yeah, I watch

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Speaker 2: a ton of it. Nobody watches yeah, hell yeah.

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Speaker 10: We're all gonna watch golf in three weeks, two weeks

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Speaker 10: from Thursday, and you know.

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Speaker 7: A very accessible hold on knock it off.

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Speaker 2: Thank you not debating that. Appreciate that, Tommy.

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Speaker 6: Just all right, let's do this now.

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Speaker 2: Time for headlines. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: All right, Max and I referenced it earlier because we

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Speaker 6: both saught over the weekend. It was fantastic project. Hail

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Speaker 6: Mary had the best opening weekend of the year with

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Speaker 6: eighty point six million dollars. Smell loved it, totally worth it,

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Speaker 6: lots of fun. Yeah, I've all done.

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Speaker 4: I saw something that said it was like a he

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Speaker 6: A nonfranchise, not like a Marvels movie or something like that.

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Speaker 2: Just a standalone Hey, a unique idea, right, Yeah, what

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Speaker 4: And even Ryan Goslin he popped up at one of

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Speaker 4: want to be here. And that's well, send's true. He's

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Speaker 4: not wrong. He's going to get This is definitely a

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Speaker 6: Go see it, Go see it. A Kentucky family chose

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Speaker 6: their legacy over a massive payday. They're making news because

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Speaker 6: they turned down a twenty six million dollar offer to

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Speaker 6: sell part of their twelve hundred acre farm to an

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Speaker 6: AI data center.

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Speaker 2: Good for them, They've had it for a long time.

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Speaker 6: Apparently, says generations of feeding people a great depression. So yeah,

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Speaker 6: maybe one hundred plus years. I've had that spot. So

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Speaker 6: they're not selling. Was it kirk Bills, No, it doesn't

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Speaker 6: say just as a Kentucky family. I don't know where

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Speaker 9: I mean, the crappy thing about that is that I

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Speaker 9: and they're just going to build the data center just

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Speaker 9: one county over.

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Speaker 2: Correct.

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Speaker 6: If anybody wants to build a data center on my land,

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Speaker 6: I will gladly give them as many millions as they offer,

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Speaker 6: or vice versa. I'll take as much. Sure, I'll move.

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Speaker 6: Good for you, yeah, and I think my neighbors would

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Speaker 6: love an AI data center right where I am. Who

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Speaker 6: were your neighbors Hawk Scoochy and Lipstick and Jungle Boy

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Speaker 6: and your Corey's neighbor.

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Speaker 9: My dog too, Dud's then Scoot Scoots Yeah, Sam, Yeah,

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Speaker 9: So I'll make this as quick as possible.

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Speaker 6: So Lipstick and Jungle Boy are out of out of

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Speaker 6: So actually Friday, Angie took it to the vet for

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Speaker 6: be weird if the cat died on vacation. Blah blah

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Speaker 6: We get a text basically saying, Jungle Boy appreciates you

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Speaker 6: watching his step cat most of this night. Like so

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Speaker 6: she finally embraced that yes, he in fact is Jungle Boy,

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Speaker 6: and that Jungle Boy is thankful that you guys kept

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Speaker 6: an eye and I'm like, I, I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 6: I watched poker, Angie watched the cat.

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Speaker 10: Your wife would rather take the neighbor's cat to the

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Speaker 6: I don't think that was I don't think that was

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Speaker 2: Actually, the ployment was over like thirty minutes. Yes, the

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Speaker 6: So I think they knew. Nicknames have been embraced. I

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Speaker 6: think they have moved on from Scooter in Filatio. I

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Speaker 9: I would imagine that Lipstick appreciates the new nickname.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's a I think it's an upgrade

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Speaker 6: for Falatio to go lipstick. I think it's definitely a

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Speaker 2: It's going the wrong way, meet halfway, scootcy and too. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Vanda White says that she has worn over eight thousand

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Speaker 6: different outfits on Wheel of Fortune.

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Speaker 2: Bizarre. I know.

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Speaker 6: So, you know, remember we just when we talked to

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Speaker 6: auctioning off all of those. Yeah, exactly what do you

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Speaker 6: think happens with eight thousand different van of white outfits?

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Speaker 6: Do you think she does something similar where she donates

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Speaker 7: Just rentals. Maybe they sho have the tag in the back.

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Speaker 6: Maybe because again this is I just have so little

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Speaker 2: Camera on him? Chat? Abbot chat, abbot chat?

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Speaker 7: What's going on with Ryan Seacrest?

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Speaker 9: He looks like he's like not being fed? What do

445
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Speaker 9: you mean he looks he looks like and like an

446
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Speaker 9: android or something.

447
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to support him.

448
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Speaker 6: You concerned?

449
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Speaker 13: Yeah?

450
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Speaker 2: Are you okay? A little bit saw him on the screen.

451
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Speaker 7: I'm like, what is going on with him?

452
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Speaker 6: So you do watch the wheel a little bit now?

453
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Speaker 7: It was just purely on accident.

454
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Speaker 3: Yeah, having weird mustache.

455
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Speaker 6: Yeah what if he's a streaming right now in camp

456
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Speaker 6: dot com slash Watch and he's like, well, Muss is

457
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Speaker 6: a teammate. I could email. Let me just say I'm

458
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Speaker 6: concerned for your mustache, yeah, and your jokes about your

459
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Speaker 6: whole Yeah, he's watching Yeah.

460
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Speaker 2: Your snake very accessible.

461
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Speaker 6: Over the weekend, the first episode of Saturday Night Live

462
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Speaker 6: UK went underway with Tina Fey as the host. I

463
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Speaker 6: saw about half of it. I thought it was fine,

464
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Speaker 6: it was solid.

465
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Speaker 2: You know.

466
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Speaker 6: They said they sometimes don't get our humor because they

467
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Speaker 6: don't get the jokes or the context.

468
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Speaker 2: I definitely felt that. In reverse.

469
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Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't even know who this person they're

470
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Speaker 6: making fun of his I don't understand this reference at all,

471
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Speaker 6: but still like that they were swinging.

472
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Speaker 2: Their weekend up date was really funny.

473
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Speaker 10: Andy texted me on Friday and said he wanted to

474
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Speaker 10: come on and talk about it. I forgot about that

475
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Speaker 10: until right now. He also said he texted hogs Daddy.

476
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Speaker 10: I forgot about it. Oh he's here, Oh he is, Andy,

477
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Speaker 10: what do you think of the Saturday Night Live?

478
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Speaker 3: Are you talking to me? The impression you do that

479
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Speaker 3: for good day?

480
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Speaker 2: You're ape.

481
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Speaker 6: They also can swear, by the way, they're not woosies.

482
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Speaker 2: They just were going for it. They're not swearing. Whales

483
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Speaker 2: to swear dropping an F box weird, So woosies don't

484
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: swear we should be able to swear. Swearing is fun. Well,

485
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Speaker 2: you're a cussing, smoking son of a bitch.

486
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Speaker 9: Good like a I don't know, though, I don't know

487
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Speaker 9: if they'd be good for this show just because of

488
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Speaker 9: you know, when you guys had that podcast, you guys

489
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 9: like you know, you guys had that podcast, right remember

490
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Speaker 9: that time?

491
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it had like a million downloads.

492
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Speaker 9: A month or super popular. I don't even know what

493
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 9: happened to that, but I wonder there are times where

494
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Speaker 9: we would get on the podcast and we all started cussing,

495
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Speaker 9: as if it was like the first time we ever

496
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Speaker 9: were allowed to cuss in public.

497
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was about every other word was a cuss word.

498
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Speaker 6: It's a little well, if you ask common, that's basically

499
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 6: all of Sauce's stand up. It's just the F word, right.

500
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Speaker 6: He said that a lot in the past, right that

501
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Speaker 6: you basically don't do jokes.

502
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Speaker 2: You just say the F word. I mean, yeah, the

503
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Speaker 2: four letter one. Do a lot of racial humor.

504
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Speaker 6: My ghost wrote, have you pulled back on that or not?

505
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Speaker 2: What I don't do amor?

506
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Speaker 6: I pulled back?

507
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you still do those accents. I stopped doing those.

508
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 3: You did that three sets in Black face.

509
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 2: The first two times got a little old.

510
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Speaker 1: The second time, I didn't like your idea of being

511
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Speaker 1: a prior Richard Pryor cover band.

512
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Speaker 3: I did like you like yourself on fire, then.

513
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Speaker 10: Got a lot of cheers for that, norm brilliant.

514
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Speaker 6: There's a new trend of speed friending events.

515
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Speaker 2: God, it's exactly what it sounds like.

516
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Speaker 6: Instead of speed dating, you have meetups with a handful

517
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Speaker 6: of people, two to three dozen people, and then there's

518
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 6: an icebreaker neutral places like cafes, people of all ages,

519
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 6: and then you essentially speed go around the room and

520
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Speaker 6: meet people to see if you can find friends in

521
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Speaker 6: your area.

522
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Speaker 2: No fakes. I think it's great.

523
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Speaker 7: I mean they're like new in town. That might actually

524
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Speaker 7: be something.

525
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Speaker 2: But people need to hang out with each other more man, Yeah,

526
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Speaker 2: I do agree with that.

527
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Speaker 6: One expert says we are in a friendship recession according

528
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Speaker 6: to the latest poll. How do I word this? Because

529
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Speaker 6: it's an eight percentage range? Give me the range of

530
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Speaker 6: people that say they don't have any friends any not.

531
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Speaker 2: A single one.

532
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Speaker 6: Give me give me an eight percent range.

533
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Speaker 9: I would say eight to eighteen percent. No, five, five

534
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Speaker 9: to thirteen percent, five to thirteen sauce, Yeah, one to

535
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Speaker 9: nine percent.

536
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 7: Three to eleven percent.

537
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Speaker 2: I like that, guess chrisps max stuff ten.

538
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Speaker 6: Fifteen, twenty three, six to nine because are all six

539
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 6: twelve to twenty percent say they don't have any friends.

540
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 9: Up to twenty percent don't have a single friend. Oh man,

541
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Speaker 9: they need a hug.

542
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Speaker 2: It's better this way.

543
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Speaker 9: You have plenty of feed on behalf speaking of Yeah,

544
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Speaker 9: of the twenty percent, Chris Hockey, it's better this way.

545
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 6: Experts say, unlike romantic relationships, a lot of platonic relationships

546
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Speaker 6: take time. The key is to get into a habit

547
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Speaker 6: of adding low steaks, repeated interactions with people you're similar to.

548
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Speaker 2: What if you're not like anybody else?

549
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the problem. I can't find anybody this horn.

550
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 2: The problem is with you?

551
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Speaker 9: Is that the thing you can the common you would friends,

552
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Speaker 9: That is a place that you guys would never speak

553
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 9: to each other, poker table.

554
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Speaker 6: Well, so, and that's that's the funny thing about like

555
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 6: Vegas is then when I run into poker friends in Vegas,

556
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 6: it's like, Hey, should we go hang out and get

557
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 6: something to eat? Well, it's Vegas, so they want to

558
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 6: go to five star restaurants And I walk down to

559
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 6: raising cane, so it's I don't see them ever. Yeah,

560
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 6: there's yeah, everybody wins.

561
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Speaker 2: I'm happy to eat. They just tell you that because

562
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Speaker 2: they know you won't go right.

563
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Speaker 6: They say like they're cats sick, and then they just

564
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Speaker 6: disappear for four hours and then Jungle Boy sends me

565
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Speaker 6: a thank you text.

566
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 9: Well, then if must is going to get together and

567
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 9: watch golf with people, then everybody just falls asleep.

568
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Speaker 2: After about twenty minutes, it was just him and his mustache.

569
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Speaker 9: Oh, I don't know because I think it's boring to watch.

570
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 9: It's not boring, not at all.

571
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Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, attention.

572
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just been having urgent and horrifying news story.

573
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Speaker 14: Let's and I read all of you to stop what

574
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 14: you're doing and listen.

575
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 6: Breaking sports news, sports news Jackson Smith and JIGBA four years,

576
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Speaker 6: one hundred and sixty eight million dollars, one hundred and

577
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Speaker 6: twenty million of it guaranteedikes JSN with a gigantic deal.

578
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Speaker 6: And oh man, he's probably reading this story though. Four years,

579
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Speaker 6: one sixty eight sauce. How much is that per year?

580
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Speaker 2: Like forty two point one?

581
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you've read that.

582
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Speaker 2: You are correct, Damn it yeah, damnits Yeah, the point one,

583
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Speaker 2: that's what.

584
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he is something around forty two.

585
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Speaker 3: Jeez, hey, I've been before you get out here. What

586
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Speaker 3: do you think of skatabooz comments?

587
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Speaker 9: Oh I didn't read all of the comments. I just again,

588
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 9: I just saw the sort of the snippet of what

589
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Speaker 9: he said. Did he elaborate did he elaborate on let's

590
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 9: hear it?

591
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can I hear it?

592
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 6: He thinks is a real thing.

593
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: No, it's an excuse. I think asthma is an excuse too.

594
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 6: Yes, asthma's face.

595
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Speaker 9: Is there anything worse than when you're in fourth grade

596
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 9: and someone's huffing and puffing you're just soft?

597
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 6: Yeah? Just literally be better there.

598
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 9: I mean, all of that I think is obviously just

599
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 9: a little I don't think that he really believes.

600
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Speaker 2: He said later that it was just a joke.

601
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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like it sounds a little tongue in cheek

602
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 9: and just kind of stupid bravado, because obviously asthma is

603
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 9: a very real thing.

604
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 6: You know what, though in his defense as well, let's

605
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 6: say he was one hundred percent serious. That's something I

606
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 6: would have said maybe twenty five years ago. Kids just

607
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 6: say dumb things. Yeah, So it's like, you know, if

608
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Speaker 6: he was serious, and who knows and who cares If

609
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Speaker 6: he was, he'll look back ten fifteen years later go.

610
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Speaker 2: On like what, yeah, what am I doing?

611
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 9: And ct is probably real. The problem with CTE the

612
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Speaker 9: way I understand it, there's just been no controlled studies

613
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Speaker 9: done on it. So the research that's been done on

614
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Speaker 9: ct is it's difficult. It's a little cloudy. It's not

615
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 9: it's it hasn't been an you know, these the analysis

616
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,239
Speaker 9: and research hasn't had like a control study done on

617
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Speaker 9: the general population. They only do it on football players,

618
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 9: and it's only done and and when you when you die.

619
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Speaker 9: And part of that problem is a lot of us

620
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Speaker 9: have a lot of plaque just in our brains when

621
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Speaker 9: they die, but we don't know the exact percentage because

622
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 9: there's never been a study done on the general population

623
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Speaker 9: like that, So there's no control done against this experience.

624
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 6: The most plaque ever. I was going to say his

625
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 6: teeth when he was in high school, but it's.

626
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I did kill his dentist. I

627
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: really did love you guys. It's great to be back.

628
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: I'll see a toys day.

629
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Speaker 3: Okay, are you going to a flag football practice right now.

630
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 6: Going to flag football, Yeah, to get ready for the Olympics,

631
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 6: because I'm you and Brady.

632
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 3: The Tom Brady thing was such a huge success the day.

633
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 3: I think that's the next big thing.

634
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: You did you watch it? Hugs?

635
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: I watched every minute.

636
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 2: Brother. I liked it.

637
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: When he was making fun of that one dude with

638
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 3: the blonde here, who thinks you can fight people?

639
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: That's the one. That's all just a setup, I know,

640
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: all right, bye, buddy. There he goes.

641
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 6: See man a fifteen year old German teenager, which is redundant.

642
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 6: He's fifteen, stole a bus. Oh, good job from a

643
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 6: transportation company. Let's roll, just so he could drive his

644
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 6: girlfriend to school in a different city.

645
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: Here we go. There he was over man.

646
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Speaker 6: I mean that guy's dedicated.

647
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 3: Man. Yeah, yeah, why was he doing it? Pat squishy hat.

648
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 6: A bakery in Connecticut has announced that they will not

649
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 6: toss croissants to parade goers during this year Saint Patrick's

650
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 6: Day Parade, doing due to safety concerns a couple of things.

651
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 6: But I mean, didn't they have their Saint Patrick's Day Parade.

652
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 6: It's weird that it's worded that way that they're not

653
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 6: going to Maybe they have their late why maybe they're

654
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 6: celebrating the different Saint Patrick. Also, I freaking love croissants

655
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 6: late late to the party, right like when I was

656
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 6: growing up. I'm like, it's got a weird name. Just

657
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 6: give me toast because I'm a psycho exactly.

658
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: You love them as much as cupcakes.

659
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: I like him more.

660
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 6: Actually, what about a croissant? Which, yeah, I'm not doing that.

661
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 6: I'm not doing that, but yeah, think about those notes.

662
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 6: When you throw candy from a parade float, it can

663
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Speaker 6: hit the ground if you don't catch the croissant five

664
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Speaker 6: second roll all day long. Like, I don't want a

665
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Speaker 6: croissant off the ground, the dirt. I want a dirty croissant.

666
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 6: Oh no, I want to.

667
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 13: I want to.

668
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so good, a little warm, outstanding. Why are

669
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: you here to see the doctor?

670
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 3: I tried a dirty croissants A seat pulled all my muscles.

671
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 2: Every gonna go to Colco today and get this?

672
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 9: Oh my god, it is a hut?

673
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 6: Can it be?

674
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 2: Oh my lord? Yeah, I'm not looking that up. Can

675
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 2: you read it in a sentence? No?

676
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 1: He asked what I wanted for breakfast, to which I replied,

677
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: another dirty croissant.

678
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Definitely not another dirty croissant. Oh the frenchman?

679
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, and uh okay what uh Russ was

680
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: talking about earlier? Actually yeah, I mean little feast going on.

681
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: Oh I've done that.

682
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,959
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, this website's ridiculous.

683
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 6: Oh you've done that. No one's done this, not in

684
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 6: that exactly hairless when part of the description is too hairless,

685
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 6: unbathed as test stable Frenchman is part of the part

686
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 6: of the definition.

687
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: The rest of it is irrelevant. This is theoretical. Is

688
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 2: that why you shaved your head? Hairless?

689
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 6: Two hairless, und detestable freshmen? And then the act is described,

690
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 6: but still he just says it's way too specific testable.

691
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 2: I've tried that.

692
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 6: What if like if a couple of Frenchmen are like, hey,

693
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 6: we just did the dirty croissant. Both of you are

694
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 6: pretty likable, like you guys are nice, and you did

695
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 6: you did a weird thing, but like either one of

696
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 6: you was detestable, Well then we didn't do it. We

697
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 6: technically didn't do the dirty croissant. That is the title

698
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 6: of the podcast. All right, check this out. The National

699
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 6: Park Service is warning visitors in Arizona and Utah to

700
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 6: watch out for charge quicksands. I know what's going on

701
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 6: in an area that covers Yeah, I know that over

702
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 6: a million acres are saying look out for quicksand I

703
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 6: thought it was fake.

704
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 5: Is it like, yeah from the movies where it's like

705
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 5: real slow and this is a one hanjestick and drags

706
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 5: you out.

707
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 3: Dude from the National Park Service talking about it. Listen

708
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 3: to this and apparently it's a million acres in Arizona and.

709
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: Utah a million acres.

710
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 3: Well, you got to be careful in those places.

711
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 14: We started to like kind of squish around in it,

712
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 14: and that there was a lot of quicksand around. The

713
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 14: kind of shocked me at first because it was like

714
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 14: up to my waist, so I was staying upright, which

715
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 14: is exactly what I shouldn't have been doing.

716
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 6: So I was thinking in a little bit deeper. The

717
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 6: first thing I was.

718
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 14: Trying to do is just kind of flatten myself and

719
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 14: then I was able to kind of lean forward and

720
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 14: then get my arms out in front of me. So

721
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 14: from here I was able to kind of wiggle my

722
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 14: legs and get them closer.

723
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 6: To the surface and then just kind of army crawl.

724
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: My way out I I thought that they weren't. I

725
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 3: thought I thought we found out it wasn't real, that

726
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 3: there wasn't really quicksand same. I feel like I'm being

727
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 3: goofed on.

728
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, April Fools is a week from Wednesday.

729
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 5: I wonder what the consistency is of it. You know,

730
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 5: is it just sand or is there water underneath there?

731
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 10: That's it's water saturated sand, clay or dirt that loosens, looses,

732
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 10: loosens it's bearing capacity. I wish you would walk on quickly, disturbed,

733
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 10: behaving like a dense fluid.

734
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 2: Thank you, there's some dense fluids.

735
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: I am so sorry. I tried to hold it in.

736
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 2: Oh not again.

737
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 3: I am having a hard.

738
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: Time very quick gas. Chris is unbeathed in the testimony.

739
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 3: There believe you guys thought I was one of the French.

740
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,959
Speaker 2: Your sister's definitely done the dirty.

741
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 6: Croissan Oh man, That's probably happened in old folk hombs

742
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 6: from time to time as well, the dirty croissant. The

743
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 6: reason why I bring that up is they like to

744
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 6: party and according to this viral video. I haven't seen

745
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 6: the video, but the story is talking about a viral

746
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 6: video where a woman is going viral for her testimony

747
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 6: before the Minnesota House of Representatives, where legislators are considering

748
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 6: a grandparents Happy Hour bill. According to this it would

749
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 6: allow group homes to serve alcohol. She says, My friends

750
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 6: and I love happy hour, just like many of you do.

751
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 2: Whatever. Let him get hammered, Yeah, turn up, turn it?

752
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: Why not? Yeah? I guess I never even thought of that.

753
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: I mean, detestable, dirty frenchman.

754
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 6: I wonder if like old folks homes truly do just party.

755
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 2: I'm sure, yeah, for sure, they have like crazy sdi rates.

756
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, My god.

757
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: Me too. What are you okay?

758
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 13: Max?

759
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,439
Speaker 2: I feel so bad?

760
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 3: Oh he doesn't mind it.

761
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 2: Right now? That's for others. Is it all from your

762
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 2: protein bar?

763
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm sorry. We don't have to make

764
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 3: it a major topic of the show.

765
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: How bad is it? Max? Is this the worst it's

766
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: ever been?

767
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 4: I mean, you normally, I'm kind of you know, my

768
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 4: nose is Stevie wonder when it comes to Hawk's ass.

769
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 4: But it's pretty it's pretty funk, yes, walking through his

770
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 4: shirt right now?

771
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's exactly Righty, it's not that babe, And to test.

772
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, Happy birthday to Carrie Russell one of the Alzheimer's

773
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 6: the Americans is unbelievable. That face is unbelievable.

774
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 2: Carry Russell. How old is Carrie Russell today?

775
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 3: I bet she's mine. I bet she's fifty.

776
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 10: Three, sixty, forty eight, sixty. That was That was a

777
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 10: I just like saying numbers fifty four. She turns fifty

778
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 10: years old today, turning fifty nine today?

779
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 2: Even hotter?

780
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 6: You guessed it, Tyler, John Wayne Bobbitt, John Wayne bobb

781
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 6: it is fifty nine.

782
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 2: Pull your hands up. Has hawks seen one of his videos?

783
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've talked about it every time you bring him

784
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 6: up that he's watched it.

785
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 2: Franken Penis correct?

786
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: Is't that what Frankis.

787
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 6: Loves? The third Act? Yep, he doesn't get that far.

788
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 6: He checks out after the dirty Croissan. I don't know

789
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 6: if he checks out. All right, that's enough, Okay.

790
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 3: The Ravens have a win total over under a had

791
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 3: eleven point five, which is the best in the NFL

792
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 3: as of right now.

793
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:42,439
Speaker 6: The Ravens five. They're a regular season team, that is true.

794
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 6: And you know they got off to that terrible start

795
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 6: and made a run. But Lamar missed a lot of games,

796
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 6: so you had a healthy Lamar, they had a new coach,

797
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 6: they got Trey Hendrickson, they got Dusty Man. Ya have

798
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 6: Dusty Man, who's just a jack of all trades.

799
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: They end up finishing last year was second or third private.

800
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 6: I remember, I remember.

801
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 3: Buying the Ravens. Nine teams are tied for the next

802
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: highest win total at ten point five. The Bills, the Chiefs,

803
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 3: the Chargers, the Chargers, huh, the Lions, the Packers, the Rams,

804
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: the Eagles, the Seahawks, and the Niners.

805
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 2: Ten point five.

806
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 3: Well, every eight point five?

807
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 2: Is that what we read?

808
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 10: I think that was the last one I hear. Yeah,

809
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 10: how about the Gopher one that came out. They're five

810
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 10: and a half. That's their number of this season.

811
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 6: And you're still going to hammer the under five and

812
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 6: a half and you're going under.

813
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 10: Well, I told Tommy I would take it, so yeah,

814
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 10: before I knew it, Yeah, I thought I'd be hiring that.

815
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 2: But that's a really really that's a really low number.

816
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 2: That's a tough for you there.

817
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: The value of NFL teams keep going up and up

818
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: and up. It's now a given the franchises having an

819
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 3: eleven figure value, as evidenced by the latest valuation of

820
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 3: a team that's nearly eleven billion dollars. The Sports Business

821
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 3: Journal says the New York Giants are worth ten point

822
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 3: eight billion dollars. Ten point eight billion dollars.

823
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 7: Good, have a tough time to put good product out

824
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 7: in the field.

825
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's speaking of the NFL Hawk.

826
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 10: Yes, uh, have you or do you have the capability

827
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 10: of contacting Martin moyst Chew.

828
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: We should probably have him on before the draft.

829
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's out of jail. Nelson, Oh good, he can

830
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: join us anytime. Don't have to call us from prison anymore.

831
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Justin Fields could be the first quarterback with

832
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 3: four straight week one starts for four different teams.

833
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 2: Really, if Mahomes is not healthy, that's right.

834
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 3: I don't I believe he's unscheduled to not be, Is

835
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 3: that right?

836
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: I think? Yeah? They didn't. Yeah, I think he was

837
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 2: saying otherwise. But maybe the reports are saying did he

838
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 2: get hurt in late December?

839
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 3: He was later in the season for to and a

840
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 3: cl late last December. Yeah yeah, yeah, So that would

841
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 3: make different teams in four different seasons.

842
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

843
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 10: So be the Bears, the Jets, Oh yeah.

844
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 2: Steelers, the Steelers. Yeah, pretty mad. The Vikings really liked him.

845
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: Do the Vikings really like DeAndre Hopkins? Because, uh, DeAndre

846
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 3: Hopkins said, if the Vikings need me, they know I'll

847
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: be there.

848
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,959
Speaker 2: Wo just to play with Kyler Rick. That's what he said.

849
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, big real sports.

850
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yeah, and I have You would have to

851
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: say the dollar, amoun wouldn't make the dollar.

852
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 6: The dollar amount doesn't matter, especially if it's a one

853
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 6: year deal because beep up boop beat fixed. You can

854
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 6: sign whoever you want to whatever you want.

855
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: That would be a myth.

856
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 6: So the oh, no, how do we get eight million

857
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 6: for DeAndre Hopkins? Oh, they just reworked Carson Wentz's deal.

858
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 6: Well they just signed him. Yeah, they reworked it. Yeah,

859
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 6: deep boom fixed.

860
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: Piece of cake. Let's go, what do you want? You

861
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: want anybody else? Steve Lombardo fixed Jack Lembert.

862
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 6: We got plenty of money for him, My uncle, gosh,

863
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 6: do you think do you think the Seahawks is were like,

864
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 6: well we got.

865
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: Forty two million a year lying around No, no, So

866
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: what did they do and what they do beatoop fixed.

867
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 10: They also are there's a hot runner that they're young cornerback.

868
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 10: They're also going to sign today.

869
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 6: Well, they don't have any money for that.

870
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: Yes they do. Beatop boop bop fixed Hello, Chad Abbit

871
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 2: is their young corner.

872
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 6: There are one hundred million over the cat.

873
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: They don't have money for a corner. Wait, hold on

874
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 2: one thing at a time. How does ched abbit play

875
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: corner with drop foot? Terribly smoked.

876
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 3: At zone they're taking.

877
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 6: A lot of drop covered. Oh brilliant, think Jean. I

878
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 6: mean if Hopkins wants to play here for a year,

879
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 6: why not? Yes, we need third or fourth? No, no,

880
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 6: Jalen Naylor, we need somebody else. Yeah, let's do it

881
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 6: still the Beast. Last year he had some great catches

882
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,720
Speaker 6: future Hall of Famers hockeys.

883
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: One putting was the best wide receiver in the league.

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Speaker 8: Calm down, my God, kiss him me him dirty free Wow,

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Speaker 8: don't don't wrap me up in your group of windows,

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Speaker 8: you hairless unad the testable Frenchman.

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Speaker 6: I know one person on this show that is just

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Speaker 6: French nationality away from being officially a dirty croissant past member. Right,

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Speaker 6: he's just not French. He's not French, he's everything else.

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Speaker 6: They'll be here Thursday nine to noon is next.

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Speaker 2: By thirty nine, we're back tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: Thanks muss anybody I already have a wonder for days.

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Speaker 3: You have to enjoyed the sunshine.

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Speaker 2: Baby Gil