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Speaker 3: Hi ma hiye.
Speaker 2: Lovely Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after a rain delay, thanks for still coming in
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 2: What's time?
Speaker 3: Did that game end?
Speaker 4: A little after eleven? I looked at the I looked
Speaker 4: at my phone as we were.
Speaker 5: About to start the postgame show and it was eleven fifteen.
Speaker 3: So were you watching the Spurs Okac during the rain delay?
Speaker 3: Because that game was epic and I know you love basketball.
Speaker 3: That game was unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It was checking.
Speaker 5: I mean, they had the NHL game on the big
Speaker 5: screen in the in the Balmark and Justin Morno was
Speaker 5: watching that. I kind of go back and forth in
Speaker 5: the radio booth in the TV booth, chit chatting, answering emails.
Speaker 4: Our guy, Mitch Hested.
Speaker 5: Of the PR department, had the Spurs game up on
Speaker 5: his iPad. I saw I was kind of lean picking
Speaker 5: over his shoulder a little bit.
Speaker 4: I was following. I mean I was checking scores, but
Speaker 4: I was not watching it. It looked at.
Speaker 2: Big, it was epic.
Speaker 3: This is gonna sound like a shot, but it's not. Oh,
Speaker 3: when the game ended last night at Target Field after
Speaker 3: the two hour rain delay, what crowd is bigger Flop
Speaker 3: sweat and tears or the final pitch of last night's game.
Speaker 5: Well, I've been to a flop, sweat and tears, so
Speaker 5: I do have it. And okay, so the venue is
Speaker 5: smaller at flop.
Speaker 2: F s f ST.
Speaker 5: The the venue is smaller at FSTs, so.
Speaker 4: We're all, you know, the smaller play and it's a tie.
Speaker 3: If you had to guess how many people were in
Speaker 3: the stands final pitch, best guess.
Speaker 2: I mean that's more.
Speaker 4: But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: Whoever was left was super into the game, rambunctious and
Speaker 5: sprinting after every foul.
Speaker 4: Ball that Clan Clay played around. And that is a
Speaker 4: great strategy.
Speaker 5: If you were ever at a Twins game and you
Speaker 5: can stand to wait out of rain delay, you are
Speaker 5: now in prime position for foul ball and the ushers
Speaker 5: are not going to stop you from.
Speaker 4: Going to sit in the front row.
Speaker 5: And so everybody that stayed then got to move to
Speaker 5: whatever seat they wanted to have the best view.
Speaker 3: By the way, paying attention, Chris just referenced Usher correctly
Speaker 3: with the right song, but said it like little John
Speaker 3: Oh John botus.
Speaker 2: More importantly, the one.
Speaker 3: Hundred people that were left, Yes, what percentage of them
Speaker 3: do you believe listening to the Gleaming of the Geek podcast,
Speaker 3: because I would bet it's ninety five plus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably about right.
Speaker 3: Those are your ones, right, if you're going to stick
Speaker 3: around for the end of that game. Sure, on a
Speaker 3: random Monday night after a two hour rain delay, you
Speaker 3: definitely read Twins Daily dot com. For sure, you definitely
Speaker 3: pay a dollar per episode for a gleaming in The Geek.
Speaker 3: That is correct, no doubt, that's your Those are your people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you should have been there to lead them like the
Speaker 3: pied Piper. Yeah, Bony through the rain delay.
Speaker 6: We were busy, but otherwise, yes, we'll be there tonight,
Speaker 6: we'll be there tomorrow.
Speaker 2: So busy, well speaking tonight. But you can go to
Speaker 2: the Twins game tonight, but you can also go to
Speaker 2: the Saints game today this afternoon. That's right.
Speaker 7: Yes, This Morning News with Chris Hockey presented by the
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Speaker 2: Saint Paul Saints are playing today, Ladies and gentlemen, and
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Speaker 2: their families on Thursday, and then Friday night fireworks to
Speaker 2: kick off the Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 7: And it'd be clear.
Speaker 3: I assume Education Day at the Saints game is not
Speaker 3: come to the ballpark and learn.
Speaker 2: Probably not, it's it's probably it's.
Speaker 3: An acknowledgment of people in education or either students going
Speaker 3: to the game.
Speaker 2: Don't think it is. That's the way I mean. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to a game to learn.
Speaker 6: I think they're doing some sort of tie in between
Speaker 6: baseball and math and stuff.
Speaker 7: No, I'm out, and I love the Saints.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's just a learning to get these
Speaker 2: kids to the finish line, get into the ballpark. It
Speaker 2: is me I'm saying. And by the way, Saturday, May
Speaker 2: twenty third, this is coming Saturday Dog Day at the ballpark.
Speaker 6: No, yay, get in free. I will tell you I've
Speaker 6: been to bark at the park at target Field. I've
Speaker 6: been to dog Day at the ballpark at hs Field.
Speaker 6: Much better at hs Field because you've got the right
Speaker 6: bark at the park. You are limited to basically two
Speaker 6: sections and including the dogs can't walk around the concourse
Speaker 6: anything like that. They've got to stay in between the
Speaker 6: on the concourse. And Bark at the park is much
Speaker 6: more wide open.
Speaker 2: Bring the dog.
Speaker 6: They've got they've got areas to take the dog for
Speaker 6: relief within the ballpark. You know, they've got grass areas
Speaker 6: around the outfield. So it's just areas that the dogs
Speaker 6: can play a little bit more.
Speaker 2: It's better, man. I just say the Twins having a
Speaker 2: bark at the park taken a real chance because remember
Speaker 2: when they threw hot dogs on the field.
Speaker 6: Do you know, uh, just because they are evil, the
Speaker 6: Twins will play doorbell songs or doorbell sounds over the
Speaker 6: pa park at the park the dogs all riled up.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 4: And just a quick couple of fireworks after a.
Speaker 2: Absolutely do played door bell sides? Where do they relieve themselves?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: They it target field. You have to go out back
Speaker 6: outside the gate too. They have they have imported a
Speaker 6: whole bunch of sod that they put on the on
Speaker 6: the outside of target field and that's where they that's
Speaker 6: where you're Doug can take care of things.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Well, that's nice. Yes, so they got that's
Speaker 2: the Saints and that's happening today. And we love you St.
Speaker 2: Paul Saints. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Number one.
Speaker 2: A pilot was rescued from a remote ten thousand foot
Speaker 2: mountain after his iPhone sent a crash alert to nine
Speaker 2: one one in Alco, Nevada this past Sunday. Small plane
Speaker 2: crash into the snow capped East Humboldt Mountain and the
Speaker 2: pilot's iPhone alerted everybody. Emergency responders found the pilot with
Speaker 2: only minor injuries. His plane was lodged on the side
Speaker 2: of a steep slope and it took some time to
Speaker 2: get him out. Eventually, the crews on the ground had
Speaker 2: to hike up to the site and then I helped
Speaker 2: a helicopter get the man to safety. That's a hell
Speaker 2: of a story. That's crazy. Wow, crashed the plane, iPhone
Speaker 2: sent the thinging, They hiked to get him, and then
Speaker 2: they helicopter. That's a lot of trouble for one man.
Speaker 2: That happens to me if I crashed my own plane
Speaker 2: inside of a mountain and then you gotta work that
Speaker 2: hard to get me. Just leave me there.
Speaker 7: I'll make sure to tell the police he wants to
Speaker 7: be there. Leave them alone, like.
Speaker 2: No, just leave him. Trust me, he's finally not bothering anybody.
Speaker 2: Let him up here we go. Oh, I love this story,
Speaker 2: but I gotta find the audio version of it, because
Speaker 2: Southwest Airlines did ban robots from ever flying on their
Speaker 2: airlines ever, and I have an audio clip of it somewhere,
Speaker 2: but I can't find it. So I'm just going to
Speaker 2: read you the story. Here we go, Southwest Airlines fly Mary.
Speaker 2: Southwest Airlines no longer welcomes human like robots on board
Speaker 2: its flights. Why because earlier this month, an employee of
Speaker 2: a Dallas based company called the Robot Studio from Southwest
Speaker 2: from Dallas to Las Vegas with a robot companion named Stewie.
Speaker 2: Oh buddy genius. The company. Yeah, the company had bought
Speaker 2: a plane ticket for Stewie had majeure as battery was
Speaker 2: FAA compliant. But the very next day, the Southwest Airlines
Speaker 2: banned human like or animal like robots from its flights,
Speaker 2: either as or as checked baggage. So the the robots
Speaker 2: being held down by the man de right well.
Speaker 8: Played that whales, Thank you, both of you are well played.
Speaker 8: Who one Lone Star?
Speaker 2: I do? I love it, loves it?
Speaker 9: Right? Who watches Blue Bloods?
Speaker 2: I do? Tom Sell?
Speaker 8: Who watches Ordinary Joe on NBC's That Cancer?
Speaker 4: I mean, Southwest would have to allow that robot. That
Speaker 4: robot's hilarious.
Speaker 2: But are Yeah they are? I'm sorry, but are so?
Speaker 9: Weed?
Speaker 2: Butts are sweet?
Speaker 9: Nice slabs kick ass.
Speaker 2: I like this guy. I like this guy.
Speaker 9: This guy yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: That guy's funny or not?
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 2: Can this can he?
Speaker 9: Can?
Speaker 2: He make a good point?
Speaker 9: This is why no one will be at your funeral.
Speaker 2: That's a great point I did. I used to say
Speaker 2: that to the chry all the time. I should bring
Speaker 2: that back. Japanese officials say two people were arrested after
Speaker 2: breaking into punch the monkeys inclosure. What it happened in
Speaker 2: each no punch. The monkey was the monkey with the
Speaker 2: little baby doll.
Speaker 7: Yeah, depressed one.
Speaker 2: Punch.
Speaker 3: His name's punch. His name's not punched the monkey. It's
Speaker 3: all punch. It's not like request to go fighting. Punch
Speaker 3: the monkey names great song. I think the other monkeys
Speaker 3: when he was viral, they seem to want to punch him.
Speaker 3: They all hated him, like he's the one who carried
Speaker 3: the stuffed animal around and looked depressed and just getting
Speaker 3: made fun of him, bullied the.
Speaker 2: Other monkeys verse and going, can you believe the humans
Speaker 2: are making a big deal out of him? He's getting
Speaker 2: it on with that right inflatable. Yeah, Chris Hockey literally
Speaker 2: having sex with it.
Speaker 7: He's the Chris Hockey of monkeys.
Speaker 3: And of course, because they don't understand social media, they
Speaker 3: don't understand technology, they're probably sitting around going, idiot thinks
Speaker 3: he's going to be a star. Well, he's like an
Speaker 3: international headline, a huge sensation, and they're just making fun
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 2: They're bullying him. Meanwhy they didn't know there's that other
Speaker 2: monkey looking over it punches monkey, then I'm must steal
Speaker 2: that some bitch and have sex with himself. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 2: you that other one's called Tommy. Oh, Tommy the monkey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how about I walk over and have six with all
Speaker 2: the monkeys?
Speaker 9: Yeah, golf with him?
Speaker 2: No, no, nobody does anyway. I Punch the monkey and
Speaker 2: his stuffed monkey toy went viral after being rejected by
Speaker 2: his mommy h and other monkeys who were living with
Speaker 2: him because he loved that, love that that plush toy.
Speaker 2: Zu said it's going to be taking additional measure starting Tuesday,
Speaker 2: including expanding viewing restriction areas and putting intrusion prevention nets
Speaker 2: in place because people are trying to get into see punch,
Speaker 2: leave punch alone. Yeah, would you please? In California, the California, Uh,
Speaker 2: burglars are getting very very technical. Authorities are finding cameras
Speaker 2: in different sectors of neighborhoods that are looking at houses
Speaker 2: specifically so that burglars can find out when people are
Speaker 2: not home. They're casing the jobs. They're putting cameras in
Speaker 2: very specific areas. That's what's scary.
Speaker 1: You know that they had the ones right here as
Speaker 1: we were talking about, and then went down the street.
Speaker 2: So yeah, very specific areas, how about that?
Speaker 3: See that's why So you know, I know a lot
Speaker 3: of people have ring cams or blink cams or whatever.
Speaker 3: One of the best things you can do for defense
Speaker 3: in terms of your home is what I did in
Speaker 3: the nineties a lot was I would set up like
Speaker 3: cardboard cutouts on trains, and then I would cast shadows
Speaker 3: so it would look like they were silhouettes, so it
Speaker 3: looked like I was throwing like this gigantic party and
Speaker 3: I was not there.
Speaker 7: Rosie's not going to be here today.
Speaker 2: Oh all right. That was obviously just a home alone reference.
Speaker 2: It doesn't actually happened to me. He's not here today.
Speaker 2: No in Italy.
Speaker 7: No, he'll be here like a month from now for
Speaker 7: the US Open bed He'll be forced to take rom
Speaker 7: I owe somebody money, Marnie, Yeah, Marni money one hundred bucks.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you make the cut? Who was your golfer?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You just don't mane hundred okay okay. And lastly, a
Speaker 2: Satan Los County man is facing charges after shooting a
Speaker 2: firefighting plane near Or A Yeah they did. A forty
Speaker 2: eight year old was taken into Custida's home in Portage Township,
Speaker 2: about eleven miles east of or. Authorities said one of
Speaker 2: the two aircraft responding to a wildfire was damaged by
Speaker 2: what appeared to be a bullet after leaving Joe Stad Lake.
Speaker 2: The plane landed safely and the pilot was not injured.
Speaker 2: The man is being held on preliminary charges including second
Speaker 2: degree assault and reckless discharge of a firearm, and the
Speaker 2: investigation no word yet on why he did it. Unbelievable,
Speaker 2: But come on, I mean, so he was aiming at Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did it on purpose. Shot. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 2: that's what they think anyway. I guess that's what they're saying.
Speaker 3: He's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean good, out of my leg. It's my water.
Speaker 2: Great shot. Oh, yes, there's that. It's not that.
Speaker 3: It's not bad. Yea.
Speaker 2: The plane was coming down getting water. It slows down
Speaker 2: a lot. Oh yeah, I mean it's not the greatest.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess you're right, though, I probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't shot it.
Speaker 4: Ye may you have a choice to shoot it or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're sure right. I would have missed it though,
Speaker 2: even if I had chosen to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they found nine times found that person, because that
Speaker 5: was the initial thought was.
Speaker 4: How how are we going to find someone in that area?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a lot of surveillance they were. They
Speaker 5: were looking for tips, like does anyone know anyone who's
Speaker 5: talked about this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically said, let's just find another plane over and see. Shoot, correct, there's.
Speaker 4: One want to volunteer to pilot that.
Speaker 2: That's so that guy's in trouble.
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Speaker 2: Hey Marns, you know.
Speaker 3: The wild are out, the Wolves are out right.
Speaker 2: We don't have anything.
Speaker 7: Do you know what we have? Oh?
Speaker 4: What do we have?
Speaker 2: Surf side?
Speaker 3: Dang such side?
Speaker 5: We got surf side and we might need the surf
Speaker 5: side to get us through this off season.
Speaker 4: Those were a couple of couple of tough game.
Speaker 5: Six then't get to six, they got to five to five. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but what a beautiful like extra season we had. I
Speaker 5: mean we had twelve extra Wolves games, a full month
Speaker 5: of basketball.
Speaker 2: We have Chris Love.
Speaker 5: We have become to where our standard is the Western
Speaker 5: Conference finals, which is a wonderful standard to have, but
Speaker 5: it is a tough bar to reach.
Speaker 4: We went out in a spectacular blaze.
Speaker 5: Of glory because that was a horrific Game six, which
Speaker 5: I saw in person.
Speaker 6: I understand you had pretty good seats, were good seats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, thanks Charlie Swanson.
Speaker 2: By the way, Bonus says there's no bar too tough
Speaker 2: to reach.
Speaker 11: Well, it's just a real stretch.
Speaker 4: It's like an inspector gadget type, said John.
Speaker 2: The bars all the way in Cologne. You can't possibly
Speaker 2: reach the bar. Guess what he'll be there in ten hours.
Speaker 3: You know what's strange about the Wolves losing specifically, is
Speaker 3: you know, after both teams were eliminated, there were a
Speaker 3: lot of people posting that thing of like, all right,
Speaker 3: the four major men's sports in the Twin Cities, right,
Speaker 3: we haven't won since nineteen ninety one, and it's like
Speaker 3: the Vikings are o for whatever, sixty four, the Wild
Speaker 3: are now for twenty six or whatever it is. You know,
Speaker 3: I've been alive the entire Wolves run. I was born
Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty I was super pumped in eighty nine
Speaker 3: when we got our own basketball team.
Speaker 2: But there were something about seeing.
Speaker 3: The number oh for thirty seven that like, in the
Speaker 3: back of my head, I'm like, oh, the Wolves have
Speaker 3: been around for like twenty twenty five years, and you
Speaker 3: do the match, it is thirty seven years, and like
Speaker 3: about thirty of them have been absolute ass most and
Speaker 3: those were the seasons I went to thirty five games
Speaker 3: a year. But it's like, geez, it is oh for
Speaker 3: thirty seven that sucks?
Speaker 2: Sucks?
Speaker 4: It doesn't it feel like that it has changed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just said it.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's the thing that everybody's I think clinging
Speaker 3: to is it does feel like, wow, we just got
Speaker 3: to the final eight and that's not good enough. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: the standards have changed because we have ant.
Speaker 5: We have Aunt, and we have Tim Connolly, and we
Speaker 5: have ownership that is spending money on people like Tim
Speaker 5: Connolly who are making these really good, tough decisions and
Speaker 5: pulling strings and working deals. And I just have faith
Speaker 5: that this new normal, this this new way, whatever, we've
Speaker 5: turned the corner, whatever, this this iteration.
Speaker 4: Of Timberwolves basketball.
Speaker 5: I feel like if you took the last thirty some
Speaker 5: years and pit it against the next not even thirty.
Speaker 5: Let's just go the next ten like this feels like
Speaker 5: a great time to be a ten year fan of
Speaker 5: Wolves basketball.
Speaker 3: Well, but here's the downside, and this is a great
Speaker 3: transition to saws in sports.
Speaker 7: Here's the downside.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's cool that our standard is higher. We just
Speaker 3: happen to be born in the era of Wemby because
Speaker 3: I don't I mean, unless he gets hurt, the next
Speaker 3: ten years is.
Speaker 2: Going to be a nightmare for the entire NBA and
Speaker 2: then includes us.
Speaker 5: But he's stoppable, he's barely under barely. Okay, Well that's
Speaker 5: one game. Yeah, okay, that's one game.
Speaker 2: You guys said the same thing about Greg and Cork. Oh,
Speaker 2: Greg Odenkirk, Greg.
Speaker 4: I just said, Greg Gunn and Cork.
Speaker 7: Is that actual aliens?
Speaker 2: No, for real dragon, Greg greg Odin, Gregton, Greg Goten, Yeah,
Speaker 2: got hurt. That he would have had a really good.
Speaker 3: Career if he hadn't been constantly injured.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Every year, whoever wins the NBA Championships looked, we hear, Oh,
Speaker 6: they look at them.
Speaker 2: They're going to be a dynasty.
Speaker 3: It's it's different, this is different, different, different.
Speaker 6: This time last year, all we could talk about how
Speaker 6: the Oklahoma City Thunder We're going to be an absolute dynastysty.
Speaker 2: Is making them irrelevant.
Speaker 3: So not irrelevant, but it's like, even if Wemby didn't exist,
Speaker 3: the Wolves would have to worry about Okay, see, for
Speaker 3: the next decade, the entire NBA has to worry about,
Speaker 3: how do you stop this team as they continue to
Speaker 3: get better because He's only going to get better. I
Speaker 3: think everybody on Twitter last night was saying the same
Speaker 3: thing that it's like you're watching him literally at twenty
Speaker 3: two years old, say I'm the best player on the planets.
Speaker 3: There were people guessing last night that he might have
Speaker 3: been motivated by the fact that SGA got the MVP
Speaker 3: award before the game, and Wendy's like, this is going
Speaker 3: to be mine moving forward, So I'm going to prove
Speaker 3: it tonight that this is mine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, provided he plays enough games fair Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 5: He is an absolute dominant force. We've never seen anything
Speaker 5: like it. We may never see anything like it for
Speaker 5: quite a while. Again, he I believe you are correct
Speaker 5: in saying that he will be an MVP, will be
Speaker 5: probably the most dominant player we've ever seen in the league.
Speaker 5: I don't think it means everybody should stop playing now because.
Speaker 4: Wenby's here, so should we we should quit.
Speaker 5: He also needs teammates that are willing to keep feeding
Speaker 5: him the ball, because what happens when you get a
Speaker 5: team like.
Speaker 2: What, I didn't hit it? Did you see s and
Speaker 2: know this week?
Speaker 3: Because Chris specifically has two buttons.
Speaker 2: Just for you.
Speaker 4: No, I haven't wanted to hit it. Oh well I've
Speaker 4: been What.
Speaker 7: Were you saying about the Spurs on, ma'am?
Speaker 5: Just that sometimes what happens when you have a great
Speaker 5: team and one dominant superstar like this, you get guys
Speaker 5: like Champagni, Castle, the Cell whatever that they want to
Speaker 5: be a star and they want I want my time,
Speaker 5: I want now. Maybe they're looking to a different team. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so the Spurs are not going to be this same
Speaker 5: iteration and all these guys and they're never moving for
Speaker 5: ten years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's okay, Corey.
Speaker 5: They're going to dissolve coy or not not have this
Speaker 5: strong car Sefon Castle had eleven.
Speaker 4: Turnovers last night. Yeah, Cory, he's a good player.
Speaker 3: But really good. And they didn't have Daran They.
Speaker 4: Did not have Daron Fox because injuries happened.
Speaker 2: Yep, uh By the way. I like that.
Speaker 3: Chris was unwilling to play the entire sound bite because
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to get emails.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, ma'am, ma'am. Yeah,
Speaker 2: continue please.
Speaker 4: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I just want they're going to be good teams. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that doesn't mean we stop playing.
Speaker 3: The Wolves have never made it to the NBA finals.
Speaker 3: They do, they do have a chance by moving to
Speaker 3: the Eastern Conference.
Speaker 2: That's how you get there. Yeah, that's years down the road, though.
Speaker 3: You move to the East and then you lose to
Speaker 3: Wemby in the finals.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, not only do you have RBV, you have
Speaker 5: just be.
Speaker 3: And how many letters do I have?
Speaker 4: Ronic?
Speaker 5: I mean, look kind of negative outlooks Cno, you.
Speaker 3: Got it, you gotta but you gotta be you gotta
Speaker 3: be good enough in case he ever gets hurt that
Speaker 3: if the window opens.
Speaker 2: You gotta punch through. But man, he is uh, he's
Speaker 2: something else. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how you you know, that's why
Speaker 3: a lot of respect to writers.
Speaker 2: How do you write how good he is?
Speaker 3: How do you put into words that he's that freakishly
Speaker 3: good by just going.
Speaker 7: Like he is awesome?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. He's awesome. He is.
Speaker 3: Here's a this is my dad though, because my dad's
Speaker 3: loving this burs because he's got that bet right.
Speaker 2: You know, you didn't watch the game.
Speaker 3: But you were like, Wemby had forty one and twenty
Speaker 3: four boards.
Speaker 7: How do you stop that?
Speaker 2: My dad texted me this morning and he said, lose
Speaker 2: my number.
Speaker 3: No, he said, Wemby Wenby had a remarkable game, forty
Speaker 3: one points, twenty four boards. Wilt Chamberlain averaged fifty points
Speaker 3: and twenty five rebounds for an entire season.
Speaker 4: Will roasted.
Speaker 2: That was his entire tweet, his entire tex tweets.
Speaker 6: No, that would be a problem, and Wil Chamberlain had
Speaker 6: trouble winning championships.
Speaker 5: Wow, is Wemby the freak that we've never seen? Or yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: Or to your dad's point, did we already see it
Speaker 5: in Wilt Chamberlain. We just didn't have Sports Center twenty
Speaker 5: four hours a day to show us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But Wilt Chamberlain was seven feet tall, and the average
Speaker 3: opponent for Wilt was five to seven.
Speaker 5: Well that's sort of the same, m I mean, Wemby
Speaker 5: is a foot taller than a lot of his opponents.
Speaker 3: Sure, foot taller than Rudy Gobert looked like it. At
Speaker 3: least it really did. What's Rudy like seven one and
Speaker 3: Victor's what somewhere in the seven four to seven six range,
Speaker 3: depending on who you believe, with a wingspan of like
Speaker 3: seven nine.
Speaker 2: Geez becky, yeah, freak freak ma'am mmmm.
Speaker 4: Am, I gonna have to watch this today.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's it's one of the better sketches. Damon, No,
Speaker 3: it's Will. Will Farrell was a doctor who accidentally removed
Speaker 3: a penis and during surgery accidentally.
Speaker 2: He feels terrible about it, though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: One of those things. Yeah, and uh yeah, do you
Speaker 2: want to hear the actual sound bite? Do you want
Speaker 2: to hear it?
Speaker 4: Marts you tell me do I would?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Yes, please don't be a bit.
Speaker 9: To go over.
Speaker 2: A couple of minutes later, he goes.
Speaker 7: Ma'am, what did I say about being a bit?
Speaker 2: You got? It's top five all time and you will
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 3: It's a great sketch and you will love the episode though, because,
Speaker 3: as we mentioned Monday, Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell's buddy Molly
Speaker 3: Shannon made a cameo and in a sketch about like
Speaker 3: a school player, so that's some kind of musical And
Speaker 3: Tommy Brennan of the Twin Cities right Minnesota's own Tommy Brennan,
Speaker 3: who's NSNL, has to sing a high note and she's
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, like you know, give me more, and
Speaker 3: she pulls up his pants basically to like, you know,
Speaker 3: tighten his ball, so he screams like a soprano. And
Speaker 3: then she's like no, no, no, no more and legitimately just
Speaker 3: grabs his junk literally. So if we get to meet
Speaker 3: Tommy Brennan, the first question is going to be what
Speaker 3: was it like to have Molly Shannon basically squeeze your
Speaker 3: genitals on national television? Dream because there's no acting there,
Speaker 3: like she got in there.
Speaker 7: It was a full on.
Speaker 4: Like you know, I'm sure he was wearing some protection.
Speaker 3: Well that can be question was how much access did
Speaker 3: she have to.
Speaker 5: Ask him during the I Will little when he introduced
Speaker 5: she got in there, you're right in there.
Speaker 2: June twentieth, baby, Hell yeah, huggs. Time about an honor?
Speaker 2: I think I don't I don't know. She's great.
Speaker 4: I'll definitely watch.
Speaker 2: It, ma'am, ma'am, that's gonna become a classic. That's gonna
Speaker 2: be as like, but it's gonna become the new But ma'am, ma'am,
Speaker 2: what did I say? Yeah, you got it. It's really
Speaker 2: really good. All right, there's gonna be Vike's News and
Speaker 2: much more. Tonny Bones is in here as well. There's
Speaker 2: Morning Garnar. There's stuff to talk about, right marks always.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we ever definitively said that the
Speaker 3: Spurs did win in double overtime against OKAC Again, Wemby
Speaker 3: was awesome. That game was just back and forth. There
Speaker 3: were multiple times in basically regulation overtime, in double overtime
Speaker 3: where it looked like both teams were gonna win.
Speaker 2: So Wemby's long.
Speaker 3: Distance three in the first overtime was probably the craziest highlight.
Speaker 3: But it was honestly really dramatic. Tons of entertainment last night.
Speaker 3: Good game level m relatively low, actually, ma'am. He just
Speaker 3: wasn't very good and check was not good. But Alex
Speaker 3: Caruso kept the Oklahoma City Thunder in the game the same.
Speaker 7: Yeah you love that show, ma'am.
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Speaker 3: She was in here spouting nonsense, big.
Speaker 7: Citrus wearing a lot over there, ma'am.
Speaker 2: That's right on the mikey easy, Yeah, ma'am, I'm Maris.
Speaker 8: It's time for Vikings use on the Power Trip presented
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Speaker 2: A truck accession of pro store, you know, getting around it.
Speaker 2: We all know it's the Vikings. The stuff is happening. Yep.
Speaker 3: It's going to be formally announced today, but the Vikings
Speaker 3: will get the twenty twenty eight NFL Draft.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3: So next year is in Washington, d C. But in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty eight, the.
Speaker 2: NFL Draft is coming to the Twins todays. If I
Speaker 2: live that long, it's going to be the greatest thing
Speaker 2: these eyes I've ever seen. You'll go, sure, man, are
Speaker 2: you kidding? I've never been to an NFL draft. Cool,
Speaker 2: it'd be great, great, And what.
Speaker 4: Do you think that people will gather outside.
Speaker 2: No Good Bonus's House, West Bank Stadium and surrounding areas.
Speaker 2: Officials of The event could draw hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 2: fans and generate significant and economic impact. If confirmed, which
Speaker 2: will be today, it would mark the first time Appolis
Speaker 2: has hosted the NFL Draft. Let's go, let's in April April, Yes, sir, right,
Speaker 2: let's hit. Let's hit this time. Ye hit it.
Speaker 3: But that's why we're gonna have like MLA as a
Speaker 3: backup plan. Right, they can have the quote draft downtown Minneapolis.
Speaker 3: But if it's like, well it's raining or there's still snow,
Speaker 3: or it's weird because it's Minnesota, and then we just
Speaker 3: go get a pretzel.
Speaker 2: Well, No, the USBA Stadium is enormous.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and all that matters is the TV people, the
Speaker 7: people that are being drafted is covered. They don't care
Speaker 7: about the rest of the weather is covered. I mean
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. Like that even if like
Speaker 7: even in areas where there isn't, they build.
Speaker 4: Like a huge, huge one sit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they get in the middle of the lake
Speaker 2: in Vegas, Yeah, they don't care. They really did. They
Speaker 2: didn't put this stand down in the middle of the fountains. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember Zach was there naked. He was yeah, well he
Speaker 2: was naked there, but he didn't know the draft was
Speaker 2: going high. He was on Peyote kyote naked. It was
Speaker 2: not high. Yeah, they can be mutually exclusive. You know.
Speaker 7: I don't want you to assume I was high, thank you,
Speaker 7: because you're always high when you're not here to wow.
Speaker 2: Am I wrong, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. I did.
Speaker 3: Like though, a lot of people on Twitter said the
Speaker 3: same thing that we, at least initially question was where
Speaker 3: the hell in Minneapolis are we going to fit all
Speaker 3: these people? Where is there enough area for a couple
Speaker 3: of hundred thousand people outside of US Bank Stadium. But
Speaker 3: we're going to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Why don't they just taped over? My mam already was
Speaker 2: shake that healthy butt? Literally, look at this, How's that possible?
Speaker 2: I don't look at this, Zach that says, ma'am right
Speaker 2: there healthy?
Speaker 7: But somebody makes a lot because.
Speaker 2: I just hit it at the beginning of this segment, right,
Speaker 2: somebody just taped over. How's that possible?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: What's see? I'm telling you there's a weird spirit speak
Speaker 2: of that. Here's the hot house video from Sauce.
Speaker 1: He was marty, he was, well, we think it's going
Speaker 1: to be it I don't know, maybe it was over.
Speaker 2: My healthy butts. Yeah, saucet, did you hear?
Speaker 7: So the microwave was off, so I went downstairs to flip.
Speaker 4: The here the office.
Speaker 7: No, at my house, I wouldn't put the effort in
Speaker 7: to fix the microwave here.
Speaker 2: I don't want your live that's I know you say
Speaker 2: that all the time. And I flipped the what is it.
Speaker 4: Core light switch?
Speaker 7: No, the circuit breaker to turn the microwave back on.
Speaker 7: When I came upstairs, my iPad was just playing soccer
Speaker 7: highlights and my iPad was closed. Oh yeah, see, thank
Speaker 7: you Marty.
Speaker 2: That's the response, okay.
Speaker 4: And real Madrid.
Speaker 2: A lot of drama surrounding this has been closed.
Speaker 7: Why is this plane?
Speaker 4: Well that's good, right, Well yeah that's creepy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll here that without the sound.
Speaker 6: So somebody somewhere around your i've head said hey, Siri
Speaker 6: something and it interpreted it as it's closed.
Speaker 7: It shouldn't play anything. If it were open, sure, then
Speaker 7: I'd be like, well something happened. Somebody yelled. No one
Speaker 7: in my house is ever going to say play soccer highlights.
Speaker 7: Just let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3: Let's say the the FBI, the CIA, the police, everybody
Speaker 3: shows up because.
Speaker 2: It's an emergency sex pistols.
Speaker 3: And somebody says, Paul, we weren't here, but we want
Speaker 3: your absolute best guess.
Speaker 2: Of what happened. What do you say, man, that's a
Speaker 2: good question.
Speaker 7: I would probably say it's probably unexplainable why my iPad
Speaker 7: just started playing soccer highlights.
Speaker 3: They're asking for your best guess, not an admission of
Speaker 3: not knowing.
Speaker 7: I'd probably say I can't explain it. It might have
Speaker 7: been the wizard Man that follows me around every once
Speaker 7: in a while.
Speaker 2: Do you think can I ask your questions? Mere? Can ask?
Speaker 2: Do you believe the police know of the Wizard Man?
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know, but I'm saying, do you
Speaker 7: know the muffin Man? Obviously?
Speaker 2: I don't. You mentioned the wizard Man. Are they gonna
Speaker 2: go like this the wizard Man? You're gonna go. I
Speaker 2: think it was the Wizardmen. They're gonna go not again,
Speaker 2: some of them.
Speaker 3: So, Paul, what's your best guess what happened?
Speaker 2: It's unexplainable, but I know that.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, like, if you had to guess that,
Speaker 3: what's your best guess?
Speaker 2: My best guess is it's unknowable.
Speaker 3: I had to, you know, just throw a dart and
Speaker 3: take a shot at it. What would you say, RBV Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Would guess that the energy in my house when I
Speaker 7: flipped the switch for the microwave caused some chasm of
Speaker 7: energy into my iPads are playing soccer highlights.
Speaker 4: Chasm is a good word.
Speaker 2: Thanks, words, exactly what you want.
Speaker 5: I have a follow up question, how old or new
Speaker 5: is the house that you bought?
Speaker 4: And what do you know about the former resident?
Speaker 6: Your point is this one followed you from house to
Speaker 6: house the wizard.
Speaker 7: The wizard has followed me from house to house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, give Ben the previous residence of this There.
Speaker 6: Was a reason why we call it the wizard Man
Speaker 6: as opposed to something else.
Speaker 2: Wiz about Yeah, because I've seen him in my dreams.
Speaker 7: Zach has sensed his presence at my condo, right, Zach back, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Speaker 3: See he's saying there once and because it doesn't exist,
Speaker 3: Because that's nonsense, Because.
Speaker 2: You're an adult TV button bar.
Speaker 5: Have you ever proclaimed to the wizard Man that he
Speaker 5: is not welcome and he should leave.
Speaker 7: Well that I've heard that works away No, I've not
Speaker 7: said anything to him because every time, like I see him,
Speaker 7: he's gone.
Speaker 6: Maybe he's looking up for you, maybe.
Speaker 2: He goes away quick. Every time you see he's gone, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's scurried.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I'm saying so. Then technically the opposite
Speaker 3: would be true. Every time you don't see him, he's there.
Speaker 3: Now I'm starting to get it.
Speaker 2: It's like the little girl in uh in sixth sense, Man,
Speaker 2: I know she's under that head like that. You know
Speaker 2: she's in that tent.
Speaker 3: You would not like Widows Bay then, because it's that
Speaker 3: same kind of creepy vibe.
Speaker 2: Would I like it? I don't know. Again, I don't
Speaker 2: like horror movies, but this show is fantastic.
Speaker 7: Love those kind of The little.
Speaker 2: Boy says, do you want to see my dad's gun?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, say what you want
Speaker 2: about n No, for sure. Wow, that's a hell of him.
Speaker 3: Movie's a ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: Mar Do you remember that part you remember in sixth
Speaker 2: sense when the boy says you want to see my
Speaker 2: dad's gun. He turns around, his head's gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had been shot in the back of the head.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's unbelievable that.
Speaker 11: I don't movie one time, and a lot of it
Speaker 11: I watched with my eyes closing, my ears plunged because
Speaker 11: you were I was, Yeah, I think that's the last
Speaker 11: scary movie I watched.
Speaker 6: In that movie, the I Do Not Do Well, where
Speaker 6: Bruce Willis meets the boy for the first time in
Speaker 6: that church.
Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, that's true. We got married. That's of course
Speaker 2: it is. That's not surprising.
Speaker 4: Oh that's romantic.
Speaker 2: No, it's very That's a beautiful church.
Speaker 6: We recognize that the inside is not the one we
Speaker 6: got married in, but when they see it walking up
Speaker 6: to the door, that was the church we got married with,
Speaker 6: the big red door.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And don we've got pictures of red door. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I found a Philadelphia band that I really loved that
Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you about if you've heard of them? Yes, dude,
Speaker 2: how the hell did you do?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 2: Wizard?
Speaker 7: He's the wizard.
Speaker 6: I'm convinced now that it was also recommended to me
Speaker 6: by the same person who recommended Window Bay, who is
Speaker 6: h Steve Newlon Randball Stu who writes for Twins Daily,
Speaker 6: writes satirical stories every Friday, and he's got his He
Speaker 6: recently started his old substack in newsletter and these are
Speaker 6: the tidbits that have picked up from said newsletter.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: He just appeared on My friends at Trivia Mafia and
Speaker 3: their podcast No Brains, No Light Bulb, rand Ball.
Speaker 2: Stu was the guest a week ago.
Speaker 7: He's having a big morning on the.
Speaker 2: Is the Wizard, Mister Wizard, there are a million bands.
Speaker 2: I asked you about a band, and I said, have
Speaker 2: you ever heard of a band from Philadelphia? And you
Speaker 2: nailed the one I was asking about. That's incredible. I'd
Speaker 2: never heard of them until this weekend, Corey. They're called
Speaker 2: The Men Singers there. They look like they're may be
Speaker 2: about your guys' age. They've put out a bunch of
Speaker 2: records before. I'd never heard of them until this weekend
Speaker 2: and I heard their new single. But I was on
Speaker 2: my way to help Abigail move and I am officially
Speaker 2: obsessed with this band. This is a great band yet
Speaker 2: the dude their newest two singles on their record that
Speaker 2: I've been released yet they are great songs, all right.
Speaker 2: It's like it's kind of like the kind of music
Speaker 2: that would have been popular in the early two thousands,
Speaker 2: late nineteen nineties. I couldn't love them more than I do.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you just pulled that out of your anails.
Speaker 6: They are coming to town sometime here in this this
Speaker 6: summer as well.
Speaker 2: Chance Encounters is their new single, and Nobody's Hero is
Speaker 2: their other and and the new record is going to
Speaker 2: be called Everything I Ever Saw. And they look like
Speaker 2: like dads. They look like they would be golfing with us. Well,
Speaker 2: and this is this is redbell vibes.
Speaker 4: So yes, I couldn't say Men's zingers one word like.
Speaker 2: Somebody last name is Men's or something like that.
Speaker 4: Well, you maybe can see him in person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I wire they're playing somewhere right here this this summer.
Speaker 3: They don't watch soccer highlights, but any chance do they.
Speaker 3: They're at the Varsity Theater October sixteenth. Okay, it's the
Speaker 3: wizard man. He's out to get us all, especially I
Speaker 3: didn't do it. He's going to get Cory. So when
Speaker 3: you claim that you saw the wizard was was he
Speaker 3: casting spells or just had a beard or something?
Speaker 2: Oh, he had a wizard hat, he had a beard,
Speaker 2: he had a uh what's a wizard?
Speaker 7: Wand a wand it's a wizard one hit a wand
Speaker 7: in his hand, and he was at my condo that
Speaker 7: I used to live in, and he's followed me all over.
Speaker 7: I saw him like, uh, he was a grand View.
Speaker 7: He followed me there. I saw something really weird. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm not kidding. There's a spirit that comes to me
Speaker 7: in the middle of the night when I'm like half asleep.
Speaker 3: Hey, do you think that I off air?
Speaker 2: Do you think I like you? No? No, I mean
Speaker 2: off air?
Speaker 7: Oh off air? I think you love me?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: We get along off air?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Very well?
Speaker 3: Really well, yeah, this is off air Corey talking. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: well this is like dad talking to me. You need
Speaker 3: psychiatric assistance.
Speaker 7: I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: I want you to seek help.
Speaker 7: I don't need help. I mean I need help, but
Speaker 7: not that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I saw him at Grandview.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 7: Above the bed looking at me for some reason. And
Speaker 7: then I went back to sleep. I always see something
Speaker 7: like every once in a while in the middle of
Speaker 7: the night. Yeah, I'm serious.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2: Do you Marty?
Speaker 3: Don't you say you saw the same person sitting in
Speaker 3: front row at the Wolves game game six h.
Speaker 7: Person.
Speaker 2: I saw the same person on the TV.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's available to everybody, man thanks to Charlie and
Speaker 7: Chuck Manson.
Speaker 2: Hot Chuck Manson.
Speaker 3: He cleaned himself up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went on.
Speaker 7: No, yeah, hot Chuck Manson holds yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's it's his year. Yeah, he bought likes
Speaker 3: whit is King of the World tall test.
Speaker 2: Chuck Manson rebranding himself. That's gonna be tough for him.
Speaker 7: He got the swastika removed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, he got a haircut. Could be easy, Hot, Chuck.
Speaker 7: He's doing better. Yeah, he is doing great.
Speaker 3: Hey, the goal for all of us should be to
Speaker 3: be better people, and we need to improve. And sure
Speaker 3: the bar is pretty low for Chuck Murder, but he's
Speaker 3: taking steps.
Speaker 2: Telling ladies that need to lose about tim but.
Speaker 3: Honesty something to be you know, honored and respected. He
Speaker 3: said he wanted to just be honest with her. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he said, ma'am, ma'am, do you have the audio with that?
Speaker 2: I have it somewhere. I get it, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 7: I can be honest with you, right. Sure wouldn't bother
Speaker 7: you to lose upon ten pounds, he says.
Speaker 2: He says, it doesn't take me to tell you that
Speaker 2: you need to lose about ten pounds. I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I can be honest. Friends, Yeah, come on, just being honest.
Speaker 2: That's hot.
Speaker 3: Chuck Manson that hot Sea Murder, that was average sea murder.
Speaker 3: Now he's the Smoke shows A.
Speaker 7: Weird segment, Viking, Is that the one as attracted to? No,
Speaker 7: that's Richard, he's hot. RICHDZ Yeah, had apps.
Speaker 2: He's better than hell. Yeah.
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