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Speaker 1: emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny?

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Speaker 3: Do me Cox?

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Speaker 4: Solid?

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Speaker 2: Time to so lother me all Coxshow? Kick cash man,

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Speaker 2: I'll welcome you me what you yeah? I canna see

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Speaker 2: a lot of cocks on TV.

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Speaker 3: Allen Cox and the Allen COXO.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's a bachi by can faders?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: This don't be a crap.

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Speaker 2: So let's take it.

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Speaker 3: And you'll just take it with a nasty groove. Okay,

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Speaker 3: what three kakets?

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Speaker 2: Take it? Tom damn?

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Speaker 5: Put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 4: What do Allen con?

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Speaker 2: Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 6: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven

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Speaker 7: Oh there we go.

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Everybody? Good afternoon? Hi there, greetings, welcome, welcome.

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Speaker 2: And all that.

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Speaker 3: My name is Alan Cox. Thanks very much for being here.

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Speaker 3: Appreciate it. Rob Anthony is over there. What's up? Man?

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Speaker 3: I can hear him, I can't see him. We uh oh,

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Speaker 3: you know, we have all these monitors and stuff, and

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Speaker 3: so we like to experience each other as the audience does. Rob.

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Speaker 3: Of course, I guess people watching the show in our

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Speaker 3: YouTube can see both of us right therein lies to quandary,

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Speaker 3: still just as ugly as I was yesterday. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: the same, perfectly fine. Oh yeah, hey, nothing helping this, Hey,

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Speaker 3: Jessica Anne Hutchinson is back there in studio g Hi.

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Speaker 3: I guess Rob not to put too fine a point

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Speaker 3: on it. We could put her at the exact opposite

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Speaker 3: end of the visual spectrum from you and I. Right,

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Speaker 3: she's got a ball as a button. She got her

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Speaker 3: whole life ahead of her. Right. What she lacks in

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Speaker 3: inductive reasoning, she more than makes up for in uh golly,

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Speaker 3: just she's a lovely and mirthful. There's a word you

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Speaker 3: don't hear every day. Where did I get mirthful from?

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Speaker 8: Rob?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: Right, well there it is. I want to send a

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Speaker 3: text three five Alancoxshow dot Com all the other stuff

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Speaker 3: I don't know. If I gave the phone numbers, I'll

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Speaker 3: name is not Jazz. It's people who will be you know, Hey, Jazz,

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Speaker 3: can I talk to Alan? It's Jess. Is that short

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Speaker 3: for Jasmine? Short for Jasica? Sure? Two seven eight one

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Speaker 3: came in from cotton Balls, who just said, well, look

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Speaker 3: who has all the time in the world to shoot dogs.

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Speaker 3: Now that Trump replaced Christy no Home as the head

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Speaker 3: I didn't see. Who's he replacing Mark Wayne Mullen, who's

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Speaker 3: another one of these half wits from Oklahoma, who's going

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Speaker 3: special Envoy for the Shield of the America's blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: You might as well send her to Siberia for all

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Speaker 1: President Trump has fired Department of Homeland Security Christy no

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Speaker 1: that's it fired done. Doesn't saything about where she went

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Speaker 1: or who they replaced. Yeah, Mark Wayne mouh, Wow, all right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what.

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Speaker 3: I was sending out a whole batch of Alan Cox

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Speaker 3: show stickers this morning.

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Speaker 4: Rob.

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Speaker 3: I always tell people, you know, they email me if

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Speaker 3: I will get a written reply from someone, Rob, like

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Speaker 3: and Akron. Hey, thanks for sending me the cool showstickers.

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Speaker 3: Here are some for you. And he sent me stickers wrong.

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Speaker 3: He sent me a Depeche Mode sticker right now. Again,

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Speaker 3: I don't know where I'll put these, but I appreciate

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Speaker 3: that gesture. Motorhead YEP should be in the Rock and

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Speaker 3: Roll Hall of Fame. Depeche Mode, Rob is in the

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Speaker 3: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before Motorhead again, I

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Speaker 3: don't want to be that guy right now. And then

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Speaker 3: it's a reference to that fragile. See I don't get

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Speaker 3: see Rob, this is why I will never send you

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Speaker 3: off to be special Envoy for the Shield of the Americans. Aw,

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Speaker 3: thank you, yes, my pal ah and so hey, thanks Aaron,

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Speaker 3: But me and Corey Rodick and Pet Butler do a

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Speaker 3: re discovering Rob the power of the written letter, right,

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's you think that that could be the would

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Speaker 3: I would love that? You know? Would you? Though you

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Speaker 3: I still handwrite thank you notes to whom do you have?

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Speaker 1: If someone gives me a birthday present or if they

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Speaker 1: I absolutely handwrite a thank you note.

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Speaker 3: Really always. You don't just give them a nut punch

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Speaker 1: Doom Laddy, Yeah, Gladdy us sac tap at that event

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sack, and I hit him. I gave him

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Speaker 3: when Jack Ruby shot shot Lee Harvey Oswalden. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that was it. That's what he looked like.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said to him afterwards. Two, I can't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this is mutual the world mutually assured destruction. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, I'm not gonna retaliate, right, And he

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Speaker 3: We were both there, you were standing right next to me.

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Speaker 3: He did him like this a thirsty cowboy. I was

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Speaker 3: interesting in twenty two twenty six, the way that the

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Speaker 3: office is set up now for iHeart Cleveland because there

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Speaker 1: At least before when you had that reception area, that

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Speaker 3: I don't know about him. You want to come out

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Speaker 3: and take a peek, you know, But if.

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Speaker 1: There's somebody just standing there now, and not only that,

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Speaker 1: you want to kick people out of here numerous types.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about the power of the

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Speaker 3: written word, Rob, I actually, I'm I'm chatting with the guy,

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Speaker 3: I go, oh, hey, he's not here, and I said,

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Speaker 3: I'd be happy to pass something along a messager. I said,

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Speaker 3: you have a business card and the guy did, and

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Speaker 3: he was legit, and I and so what I did.

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Speaker 3: Then Rob's walked it back in and uh, I put

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Speaker 3: a post it note on there. It just said guy

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Speaker 3: looking for bloom Daddy, and I put it down in

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Speaker 3: the WTAM studio. What a good guy. A little handwritten note, Rob,

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Speaker 3: little post it note.

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Speaker 1: I would have skipped that step. I would have taken

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's you're a good guy, so I

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Speaker 3: But Billy Idol, you know who's out there getting all

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Speaker 3: least for me to wear my skin tight hot pink

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Speaker 3: bike shorts rob when I was going when I was

430
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Speaker 3: rollerblading up and down along through the park there, up

431
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 3: and down Lake Shore Drive, because that would be working

432
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 3: downtown my apartment very very far north in the city,

433
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 3: and so if I wanted to get some exercise in

434
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Speaker 3: between the two, I would roller blade down the lake.

435
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Speaker 3: The problem with that is by the time you get

436
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 3: to work, you're very hot, very sweaty, stinky. Somebody had

437
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 3: to be called over one of my colleagues Rob to

438
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 3: tell me that I stunk, and I was like, wow,

439
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 3: is this ironic or what? You don't know how it feels, man,

440
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 3: It's like rain on your wedding day. Hey, listen, the

441
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Speaker 3: San Diego Almonds are not a new double A baseball

442
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 3: team in southern California, but a trucker died when his

443
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Speaker 3: truck exploded and spilled almonds all over the eight oh

444
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 3: five down in San Diego. You know it's San Diego,

445
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 3: means Rob loosely translated. Yes, I believe it's Wales Vagina. What, No,

446
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 3: it's sant Diego. Have you not seen Anchorman? Yes, yeah, Hey,

447
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 3: a fiery crash killed the driver and shut down the freeway,

448
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 3: but it was carrying almonds, and so that's spilled onto

449
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 3: the highway below. And so when they cut away to

450
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 3: the reporter, she is standing in the middle of a

451
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Speaker 3: giant mound of almonds. I guess, just to drive the

452
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Speaker 3: point home that that's what's happening there in San Diego.

453
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Speaker 9: In sight with the latest for us, Jackie, Yeah, this

454
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Speaker 9: has been an all day cleanup effort.

455
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Speaker 3: As you said, you just got a live view.

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Speaker 9: Of what's going on, right now we are below the

457
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Speaker 9: eight O five freeway, the overpass, and we had at

458
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Speaker 9: one point firefighters, CHP police officer has Matt Cruz, so

459
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 9: many agencies here to clean up this mess. Things in

460
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 9: debris started to fall, including loads of almonds that fell

461
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Speaker 9: from that truck.

462
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Speaker 3: Did she say things and debris? Almonds?

463
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Speaker 9: Just you know what's left after most of the clean

464
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Speaker 9: up from today. People were just getting here to start

465
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Speaker 9: their day out there.

466
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Speaker 3: There's footage of the crash.

467
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Speaker 9: Right freeway also lit up the sky around six am.

468
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Speaker 9: This semi truck hearing loads of almonds crash.

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Speaker 3: Imagine, God, imagine he's a giant semi full of much

470
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Speaker 3: of the debris, all those almonds. Oh, come on.

471
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Speaker 5: Our tools, getting ready to go to work, and then

472
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Speaker 5: we just hear a big boom from behind us. We

473
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Speaker 5: look up, we see all these almonds start falling from

474
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Speaker 5: the tree, are from the bridge, and a big cloud

475
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Speaker 5: of smoke.

476
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Speaker 3: It was like almond rain there in San Diego. Rub

477
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Speaker 3: and I can't help but think. You know, I'm a

478
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Speaker 3: huge almond fan, and I wouldn't be a good progressive

479
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Speaker 3: if I didn't feel terrible about it. Twenty four hours

480
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Speaker 3: a day, seven days a week, because almonds are of

481
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Speaker 3: course famously terrible for the environment, famously terrible. Now they

482
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 3: do have a carbon footprint that's still smaller than dairy

483
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Speaker 3: actual milk, but it takes about a gallon of water

484
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 3: to grow a single almond. And so almonds, you know,

485
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 3: if you're in California where they have a lot of

486
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 3: the almond farms and things, you know they're consuming an

487
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,479
Speaker 3: inordinate amount of water in communities that obviously could put

488
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 3: it to better use. And there's obviously pesticides and things

489
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 3: like that. But the the humble almond rob despite all

490
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 3: of the positive health marketing, is it requires a lot

491
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 3: of water. Now pretty much one hundred percent of all

492
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 3: the almonds in the United States are grown there in California,

493
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Speaker 3: And so you have to come to a personal decision, rob,

494
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Speaker 3: at least I do. Is this going to get me

495
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 3: to stop eating almonds? Should this get me to stop

496
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 3: eating almonds? No? Because nothing matters anymore. There are no

497
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 3: rules and there are no consequences for bad behavior. I

498
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: remember the first time I was in Dublin, there was

499
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Speaker 3: a girl who was heading up our group. It was

500
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 3: like a junket. We did the show for a few

501
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 3: days from the Jamison Distillery and the girl who was

502
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 3: kind of part of our group, and you know, at

503
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 3: night we would go to bars and clubs and things

504
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: like that. And I was chatting her up having some

505
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 3: drinks this last there in Dublin, and I was talking.

506
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: I don't know how the hell I was talking about

507
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 3: almonds or something, I don't remember what it was. And

508
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 3: she's like, you mean almonds, And I'm like, yeah, I

509
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: mean almonds. You know what I'm saying, right, Uh huh,

510
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: come on, get the corn beef out of here. Yeah,

511
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 3: that's what I meant. Oh you mean almonds. Yeah. She

512
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 3: was trying to America shame me, rob. She was trying

513
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 3: to make me feel like a dummy because of how

514
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 3: I said. Almond. Now, San Diego Almond rain is very

515
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 3: different than the Kentucky Meat Shower. If you spend any

516
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 3: amount of time on Wikipedia, I wouldn't encourage you to

517
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 3: check out the page on the Kentucky Meat Shower, which

518
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 3: they still to this day. I don't think have an

519
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 3: explanation for the Kentucky Meat Shower. This is eighteen seventy six,

520
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 3: around noon on March third, so we just passed the

521
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 3: anniversary of it. Rob where chunks of red meat fell

522
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 3: from the sky. Great and of course in eighteen seventy six,

523
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: you know it's a gift. Frim good. What am I say?

524
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 3: There's still people who think that crap. But a farmer's

525
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 3: wife was making soap on her porch like you do,

526
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 3: and she saw a piece of meat fall from the

527
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 3: sky and then it started raining meat like that disco song.

528
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: And so the Kentucky meat shower occurred for several minutes

529
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 3: around noon in eighteen seventy six. Now modern day you

530
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 3: would think, oh, well, what uh, something exploded and near

531
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 3: a slaughterhouse and it rain. There was nothing like that

532
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 3: around there. The meat shower, Kentucky meat shower remains rob

533
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 3: a subject of mystery, the unsolved, unsolved mystery. Now you

534
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 3: also know that the Kentucky meat shower is one of

535
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: the most difficult sex moves on Urban Dictionary. Oh yeah,

536
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 3: and so attempt it at your own peril. And so

537
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm sure that there was some explanation for this, but obviously,

538
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: over one hundred and fifty years later, they're probably not

539
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 3: doing a deep dive into this. I can't believe there

540
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: hasn't been an entire season long podcast Rob on the

541
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 3: Kentucky Meat Shower. Yet now we have our idea. Yes, indeed,

542
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 3: I'm Alan Cox and he's Rob Anthony, and today we

543
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 3: will go into the deep, deep dive of the Kentucky

544
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Speaker 3: Meat Shower. What was it? Get my podcast voice? What

545
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: was it and what could it be? Scientific experts have

546
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 3: said it it was vultures. Do we believe them? In

547
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 3: probably not. Two thousand and four, a meat sample from

548
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 3: the event was rediscovered in storage at Transylvania University. Well

549
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 3: that's no shock, red meat Rob in storage at Transylvania University,

550
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 3: which I have to assume is in Transylvania. Op Nope, Kentucky.

551
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 3: Okay listen. Nevertheless, stereotypes being what they are, if they

552
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 3: go where do you think that we would find red

553
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: meat from the Kentucky Meat Shower. Well, we would probably

554
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 3: find it at Transylvania. Oh, this is simple.

555
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: You'll want to go over and ask Professor Dracula. Mmmmm,

556
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: don't show you to the sample.

557
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: Talk to doctor Akila and he would stupid. Oh boy,

558
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 3: worst band name of all time. There's a band called

559
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 3: Doctor Aki that is lazy and terrible and your music stinks.

560
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 3: It's stinks. I don't know. I've never heard them, but

561
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 3: the Transylvania University people took a look at it and

562
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: that I don't know what they figured out, but my

563
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 3: question is, why don't we have more meat showers? Why

564
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 3: don't we have blood reins? You know, there are climatological

565
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 3: explanations for things like that. I say, stick around mm

566
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Speaker 3: hm the Allen Cox Show on one w NMS.

567
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 4: Call the Alan Cox Show.

568
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 2: Girls, this is your opportunity right here, a nice boy.

569
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Speaker 6: Let me tell you that seven eight one double o

570
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Speaker 6: seven four eight one double O seven.

571
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Speaker 2: Bong bong.

572
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 3: Quello game the June for I know you. No Cavalier's tonight.

573
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 3: They're kind of on our few rest days and they

574
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 3: will get back to it though on Sunday here at

575
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 3: home against the Boston Celtics. Monday night, they will play

576
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 3: the Sixers before they hit the road again. But we're

577
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 3: in the last few weeks of the regular season. Guardians

578
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 3: doing spring training ball. Today they're going to play the

579
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 3: Chicago White Sox. Rab Yes, tonight, let me go over

580
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 3: the next twenty seven hours for you. Let me kind

581
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 3: of collapse this down for you. We're going to talk

582
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: to Jim Brewer closer to three point thirty, his tour

583
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 3: to Find the Funny Tours, bringing him to the Agora

584
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: on April the third. I have talked to Jim Brewer

585
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: in quite some time. Last time I talked to him,

586
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 3: Rob was pre COVID, so I have to think a

587
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 3: few things have changed. It was COVID. It was before

588
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 3: COVID for me too, So talk to Jim Brewer around

589
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 3: three thirty Tonight. I'm gonna be in streets Burrow with

590
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 3: bud Light. We're doing this bud Light mini hoops thing.

591
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 3: If you got a good Papa Shot arm, you could

592
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 3: get to Vegas and maybe ten grand. So I'm back

593
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 3: at Chuggers tonight in Streetsborough from eight to ten. Tomorrow night,

594
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 3: I'll be at Jerseys down in Akron, and then Saturday

595
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 3: afternoon I'll be at the local bar in Strongsville. There

596
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 3: is a full schedule, by the way, if you go

597
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 3: to WMMS dot com and hit the contest page. Pay

598
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 3: close attention to it, though, because some of them I'm

599
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 3: not at. They don't have that listed though. I'll tell

600
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 3: you where I'm gonna be. But there's a couple of

601
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: them that are just a promo team. I know they

602
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 3: were at teams last night in Middleburg Heights, and I

603
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 3: have to think there were people who showed up looking

604
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 3: for me. Oh, I know, for Shure and they're probably

605
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 3: I did try to get people straight on text when

606
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 3: they would hit me up, but they don't specify that

607
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 3: on the website. But I'll tell you where I'm gonna be.

608
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 3: And then tomorrow on the show, the Triumphant Return of

609
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: Ryan Bergland, doctor Ryan Bergland from the Cleveland Clinic, we

610
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 3: segment here a men's health segment Rob called is It Red?

611
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 3: And he will take your calls and your texts. Guys,

612
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: you got some weird stuff going on down there, he'd

613
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 3: be happy to help you out or any questions on

614
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: that spectrum. We haven't had him in here, I don't

615
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 3: thinking since last August, so it's been a minute. Usually

616
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 3: I don't think we go that long without having him

617
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 3: in here. But he's a busy guy and he gives

618
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: up his time and his resources. So that'll be tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Are they doing a high school tour out there? I

620
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 3: had all these faces in the last break here, there

621
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 3: were like faces. You know, we're used to it. And

622
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 3: radio you got a window in your studio door, and

623
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 3: invariably somebody will come up and you feel like a

624
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 3: fish in the bowl. But I got it. But I

625
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 3: was like, they look like, are those high school kids?

626
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, no, they're all teachers and professors

627
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: of business.

628
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: Those people were teachers like they were seventeen years old.

629
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Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, oh there, all right, there's a big

630
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: old group of them. And I got dragged in and

631
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: I was to piss my pants. I have not had

632
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom that bad in so long.

633
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: I walked out the did.

634
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 3: You tell the group you're like, I got to crack

635
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 3: one off, guys.

636
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: I walked out and he and our big boss Hotchkiss

637
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: was like, hey Rob, and I was like, oh god no.

638
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 1: And I walked over and he goes, this is Rob.

639
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: He's he hates Jimmy Buffett. That was my introduction was wow, yeah, okay.

640
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: Normally some other dude was a fan, I guess, and

641
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: asked if there was a picture of Jimmy Buffett in here,

642
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: because we have all those artist photos. So he made

643
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: some comment about how he hated Buffett, and then I

644
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: came out and he introduced me as the guy who

645
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: hated Jimmy Buffett and he's like, oh, and he's also

646
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: on one hundred point seven, that radio station with the

647
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: Alan Cox Show.

648
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 3: And I said hello, and then.

649
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: People would wave and hi, and then I ran to

650
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I came back.

651
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 3: It's a group of faculty. Yeah.

652
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: And I listened to the things that he was telling

653
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: them about. You would think our business or maybe our

654
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: what we do, what radio is, what our stations are.

655
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: You talked about himself a lot.

656
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to be everybody about I think

657
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 3: he's trying to be folksy, yes, and probably too much

658
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 3: information on other stuff. Well, all I would say is

659
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 3: I think if we're going to introduce somebody to people,

660
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 3: you tell them what they do. I'm gonna ask you, go, Hey,

661
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: this is this is Rob. He's the program director of

662
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 3: w MMS and also the co host of the Alan

663
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 3: Cox Show. And so who was that? I thought those

664
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 3: were high school kids? He said, that's faculty somewhere. I

665
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 3: was confused.

666
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 10: Yes, I thought it was a bunch of high school

667
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 10: kids too.

668
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 3: Wait, you didn't know who you were giving a tour

669
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 3: two not until they showed up, Uh huh. Once for

670
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 3: high school teachers, high school business teachers.

671
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 10: Yes, the Ohio High School Business Teachers Professional Development Day.

672
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 3: I was confused.

673
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 10: I saw I thought it was what I saw the

674
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 10: number twenty eight, and it was school.

675
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 3: I just, of course you thought they were students. They

676
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 3: showed up in their high school teacher. They're teaching studenting

677
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 3: high school student. Right, Yes, in my in my correct

678
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 3: introduction to a group of high school teachers and professors

679
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 3: is this is Rob, the guy who hates Jimmy buff Well,

680
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 3: that's correct, not like this is Rob from the show

681
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 3: you probably listen to every day. He's he's the program

682
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 3: director of WMMS. He got got da. It was just

683
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 3: hates Jimmy Buffett.

684
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 10: You would not, maybe not be surprised to know that

685
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 10: the teachers had zero questions except whether or not there

686
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 10: were any Jimmy Buffett pictures.

687
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 3: They probably didn't know why they were here.

688
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 10: Either likely And I was like, no, I hate Jimmy Buffett,

689
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 10: and so does Rob.

690
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 3: So does Rob? I see, yes, and then we and

691
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 3: then you kind of in fairness, I don't think Jimmy

692
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 3: Buffett ever played an iHeart festival. Right, These her photos

693
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 3: all taken from our various festivals. I don't think. I

694
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 3: don't think we I don't think we ever did, like

695
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 3: an iHeart yacht rock fester and thing like that. What

696
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 3: do you think? Who you talking to? Empty stages? Hells? Yes?

697
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 3: So yes, okay, so you didn't. You didn't were taken

698
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 3: by surprise? Oh well, and that's how did you? How

699
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 3: did you pivot after you realize you were caught unawares?

700
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: Listen as you local antidotes, I personal stories.

701
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 3: I can fake it for twenty minutes. I know it's

702
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 3: not hard.

703
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 10: I mean after about fifteen minutes, I was like, okay, anybody,

704
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 10: uh huh, I don't have any more questions.

705
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 3: But for the first twenty minutes, I can say, why

706
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 3: were they here? What were they hoping to learn? To

707
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 3: impart to their student?

708
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 10: They were it's a professional development day, okay, and like

709
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 10: is that what they call career day?

710
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: Now?

711
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: I guess the bar and they had to stop off

712
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: and say they were doing something else first, the company

713
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: or the schools to pay for.

714
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 3: Well, were they all from the same school, No, they

715
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 3: were all from across the state of ohiose okay. But

716
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 3: they did ask questions like hey, if if our business

717
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 3: students ask us where to intern? Or I talked a

718
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: lot about the advertising business and how you know Iheart's

719
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 3: you know obviously radios at our DNA, but we sell

720
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 3: advertising across many spectrums, you know, connected TV, Amazon, you

721
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 3: know those kinds of things. So there's a fall asleep

722
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 3: like I am right now? Or do you think that?

723
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 3: And we don't have interns anymore? How can we have

724
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 3: our kids intern I find those fascinating. Well, I told

725
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 3: them the intern store. You know, we can't have interns

726
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: because of you know, the lawsuit years ago. Somebody in

727
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 3: New York was like, I should have gotten paid for this, Yeah, retroactively.

728
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 3: I got the first letter I have had in a

729
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 3: long time. I got a long email from somebody who

730
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 3: was like, hey, I'd love to intern at iHeart And

731
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 3: I wrote them back, I gon, I appreciate it. Unfortunately,

732
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 3: we don't have an internship program.

733
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 10: We would love to have them, but we aren't allowed

734
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 10: to offer unpaid interns anymore because of that lawsuit from

735
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 10: fifteen years ago. She ruined it for everybody, whoever she is.

736
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 3: We ruined it for everyone.

737
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: Rob.

738
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 3: We could have an intern right now, getting us things things.

739
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 1: Coffee, all those important things you learn as a radio intern.

740
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: When I also take coffee radio.

741
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 10: In turn, I stacked the CDs, put away carts, put

742
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 10: away carts, and did get coffee.

743
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: That was really all I did. But I I to

744
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 3: wear a hitting mic and pick up a hooker and

745
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 3: a cab. That's what I had to do in the morning.

746
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: I was never able to have it explained as to

747
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: why radio was the only industry that lost interns, because

748
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: every other industry still has interns. I don't know, and

749
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: it seems like we're the only ones. Like they can't

750
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: work for free for you, but they can do it

751
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: over there for nothing.

752
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 3: I don't know, well right, well, information I thought they

753
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 3: were high school kidscause they looked like they were fifteen

754
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: years old. And I was like, yeah, okay, we were

755
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: all confused, all right, thank you. There's our grand Pooba

756
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 3: and fearless leader Keith Hotchkiss, like oh, he didn't even know.

757
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I thought that they were going to

758
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: be students too, and they weren't a.

759
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: Bunch of people just waiting for me here. I don't

760
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: know if the hell was going on. He was standing

761
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: right there, we were talking about it and as we'll

762
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: drag him in mm hmm. I don't think he's been

763
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: on since the famous.

764
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: Pound cake bit, and I never had him on again.

765
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 3: We were still in the front, So I said, you

766
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: motherless horror, I go gee, I asked.

767
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: You for one thing, and that time, I will say,

768
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 1: probably the one time you actually had something in your

769
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: mind in a script form like here's.

770
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 3: All I need you to say. It was a legit pissed.

771
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 3: This is all you have to say. And it's not

772
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 3: like a hotchkiss is some mope. Like the guy was

773
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: on the air for a long time, you know what

774
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 3: I mean. He was a jock, and so I'm like, okay,

775
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 3: he You know, there's a hundred other people I would

776
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 3: not put on the air from the sales side because

777
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 3: they just don't know. It's not their fault. But I

778
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 3: figured I was safe with him. Nope, So I learned.

779
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 3: I learned. Oh so that's how you learn? Did they

780
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 3: fall asleep like I am right now? Listen, he's trying,

781
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 3: my boss. It sounds like he really had the pivot boy,

782
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 3: because you know that they were, you know, twenty eight kids,

783
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 3: he's got twenty eight professors. He's out there, he's out

784
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 3: there vamping. It's so good, so so good. I'm not

785
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 3: sure why we don't have Jimmy Buffett photos up there,

786
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 3: but they might. You know, you could tell your kids, Hey,

787
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 3: what do we tell our students if they want to

788
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 3: intern it You tell them they're out of luck. Yeah,

789
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 3: there's no Yeah, there's no such thing. It's easy, it

790
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 3: really did. I got an email the other day and

791
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: it was very well written and it was long. I

792
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 3: felt really bad because my response was two sentences long.

793
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: But it was like, Wow, I can't believe we don't

794
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 3: get those more often. Yeah, really, just people looking for internships.

795
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: And he was like, hey, blah blah blah. I don't

796
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 3: know if he was familiar with the show. I mean

797
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 3: he was familiar enough to email me. But it wasn't

798
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: some fawning email. Again, it was very professional. He's like,

799
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: I'd love to intern and blah blah blah. And I

800
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 3: was like, I appreciate the interest, man, but unfortunately we

801
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 3: don't have an internship program. So good luck out there

802
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,760
Speaker 3: and with everything that you do. And so funny.

803
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 1: The thought of being paid as an intern just melts

804
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: my brain down. I worked for so long for free.

805
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there are a lot, especially if that person

806
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 3: sued in New York, there are a lot of paid internships. Sure,

807
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 3: it's just not with this company and they tell you

808
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 3: or they told you that, Hey, this isn't because you

809
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 3: get college credit. So yeah, somebody sued. I can't believe

810
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 3: they won. I can't believe that's what did in the

811
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 3: internship pro How did they possibly win? I don't know.

812
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 3: I don't know how you win that lawsuit? Was that

813
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 3: on the Stern Show? No, I didn't think so he

814
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: said that, I didn't think it was a Stern. That

815
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: was not an that's not an iHeart property. No, No,

816
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 3: and that would have been I mean that that was

817
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 3: that lawsuit was after he was yeah, so yeah, I

818
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 3: don't know. Uh anyway, Oh, I got some kids corner.

819
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 2: He was.

820
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 3: What kids' corner? We have bureau chiefs in lieu of interns.

821
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 3: We have bureau chiefs who listen to the show from

822
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 3: all across these United States, and when they check in

823
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 3: occasionally with me to tell me what's going on in

824
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 3: their neck of the woods. I was appreciate it. Now

825
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 3: Steve is our bureau chief in Teuila, Utah. Now he

826
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 3: did not hit me up with this story. I just

827
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 3: ran across it. But he's the only person that I

828
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 3: associate with Teuila, Utah. I would have never even heard

829
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 3: of this town otherwise, but it popped up in the

830
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 3: news because a forty year old mom has gotten busted

831
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 3: and subsequently arrested for getting kids drunk at a party.

832
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 3: They found a passed out eleven year old Christina So

833
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 3: Tso Christina Lynn trans Siberian Orchestra is forty. The Tulsa

834
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 3: Symphony Orchestra from Tuila, Utah allegedly served alcohol to numerous

835
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 3: children at a birthday party, including an eleven year old

836
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 3: boy who was found passed out with a bottle of liquor. Now,

837
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 3: even at the age of eleven, Rob, you don't drain

838
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 3: the bottle, right, You have a couple of SIPs and

839
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 3: you go, I don't like that. Whoof it's a rookie

840
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,479
Speaker 3: movies and you put it somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah, six

841
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 3: counts of providing alcohol to miners along with one kind

842
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 3: of child abuse and aggravated child abuse. Does that mean

843
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 3: that the kid was aggravated or the cops arresting the

844
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 3: kid in after all of the drinking, that kid got

845
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 3: really aggravated. So it was abuse of an aggravated child.

846
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 3: A parent whose child attended the party called the cops

847
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: after they smelled booze on their thirteen year old daughter

848
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 3: and indicated that she was drunk. So cops show up

849
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 3: to the house and another thirteen year old girl was

850
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 3: staggering after getting up off the floor and she smelled

851
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 3: like booze too. The woman had to be put in cuffs.

852
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 3: Fifteen to twenty miners were tested for alcohol at the party,

853
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 3: six of them testing positive. That's not bad. That's a fraction.

854
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 3: That's a mirror fraction. Rob I would say a lot

855
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 3: of twenty.

856
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: Look at the fantastic jobs she did keeping sixteen people sober.

857
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 3: Yes, all those other kids are sober. As a judge,

858
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: not my fault. These other ones can't handle their booze.

859
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: That's right. Those six kids were just then. The other

860
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: ones are just now. Maybe you should look at their parents.

861
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: Maybe that's where it all starts. During subsequent interviews with

862
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 3: the Tuila police, the woman said she had provided the

863
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: booze to the kids and encouraged them all to drink. Well,

864
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 3: you're not gonna give it to them and then pull

865
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 3: the rug out from under them. You're gonna go, come on,

866
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 3: you pussy drink. Yeah, you will chug, Chug chug. You know,

867
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 3: we used to play a game back here in the

868
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 3: day on the show called Drunk or Kid. Remember Drunk

869
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: or Kid? We played drunk or Kid. Bill Squire would

870
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 3: do a little scat intro for it and we would

871
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 3: give you, Ah, we'll play it now. I'll give you

872
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 3: a scenario and you tell me if it's something a

873
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 3: kid would do or something an adult drunk would do.

874
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 7: Is it a.

875
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 3: Drunk or a kid? Right? Okay, so drunk or Kid

876
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 3: is very very simple. I'll give you something that either

877
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 3: a child has done, true stories or was it a

878
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 3: drunk person?

879
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 2: Okay.

880
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 3: They rubbed a piece of ham on the kitchen counter,

881
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 3: washed it in the sink, and then ate it. That's

882
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 3: a drunk. That's a drunk. Sorry, that's a kid. That's

883
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 3: why it's so difficult. Reported woman said. I walked into

884
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 3: the kitchen to see my four year old son cleaning

885
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 3: the counter with a piece of ham. You know, he's

886
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 3: a washcloth, uh huh, and then washed it. That's so funny.

887
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: Someone else peed on the floor and then drank an

888
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 3: entire bottle of chocolate syrup drunk. Yeah, it was a

889
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 3: drunk drunk. A guy said I was in my kitchen

890
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: whizzed all over the floor, and then I was mad

891
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 3: later on that I couldn't make chocolate milk because quote,

892
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 3: someone drank all the syrup. That was him, drank all

893
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 3: the syrup first? And then was it a kid or

894
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: a drunk person who got naked at a party rolled

895
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 3: in powder and said, look, I'm fried chicken. Kid, I'll

896
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: go with that. Yeah. Woman said I found my two

897
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 3: year old buck naked, had broken open a giant thing

898
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 3: of baby powder. And she's like, the hell's going on here?

899
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 3: And he said, look, MoMA, I'm fried chicken. Right. You

900
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 3: get the whole crux of this, Rob. It's a real thinker.

901
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 3: It's a real thinker. It's hard who tried to find Wow,

902
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 3: this is convoluted who tried to find a hedgehog by

903
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 3: wearing a brown coat and holding two twigs to camouflage

904
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 3: themselves as a tree man. That that sounds like a kid,

905
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna go with a drunk Your first instinct

906
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 3: was the right one. It was a kid, was right, yeah,

907
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 3: a little kid?

908
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 6: Oh?

909
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 3: She said kid? Yeah, Well she has a kid, Rob,

910
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 3: you know, and I don't who eight a Power Ranger

911
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 3: action figure to fight off and infection. It's got to

912
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 3: be a.

913
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: Kid, but it's so out there it's probably a drunk

914
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: let's go a kid, damn it.

915
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 3: He was a drunk person. Yeah, power ranger. H Yeah.

916
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 3: This guy was in his bathroom and he was covered

917
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 3: in poop drunk and I don't know who did something

918
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 3: of the power range at all. I don't know, I

919
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 3: don't Uh. Another person had to melt down because they

920
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 3: didn't want to drink orange juice and then cried harder

921
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 3: when somebody said they didn't have to if they didn't

922
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 3: want to, that they really really didn't want to drink

923
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 3: orange juice.

924
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 11: I'm just gonna say, a drunk yeah, the drunk person.

925
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 11: I knew it was a trick question.

926
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: Yep. Anyway, from all of us here a drug a kid,

927
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 3: Thanks so much until next time, drunk or a kid.

928
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 4: The Ellen Cox Show one.

929
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 12: Calm when someone steals his stuff from.

930
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 4: The company fridge.

931
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 12: He needs that energy for when he poops in their

932
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 12: gas tank. Alan Cox on SEVENMMS.

933
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: This is the band Nirvana ripped off for come as

934
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 3: you are Killing joke, one of my favorite British bands

935
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 3: song called eighties Did you ever get into killing?

936
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 6: Joke.

937
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 3: No, I don't even know that I've ever heard this song.

938
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 3: Eighties was a big song for them, nineteen eighty five,

939
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 3: plenty of years before Nevermind would drop and Hurt would

940
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 3: steal the riff unapologetically for Come as you Are. But yeah,

941
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,399
Speaker 3: killing joke been around a long time. Sometimes I will

942
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 3: end the show people go, oh my god, what's that

943
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 3: song you played? Sometimes I'll end this program with a

944
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 3: song called Death and Resurrection Show, and that's killing joke.

945
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 3: It's a long song. It's a guy yelling and Dave

946
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 3: Grohl on the drums. They did an album about kind

947
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 3: of their comeback album was probably twenty years ago, and

948
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 3: Dave Grohl played drums and all the tracks. It is

949
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 3: my understanding, however, and we're doing an eighties weekend on

950
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 3: the Buzzard, we sure are what I am scheduling that music?

951
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 3: As we spake, Aled Cox, well, what of the Deep Dives?

952
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 11: Um?

953
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: I don't know it.

954
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: I just I feel like if if the station played

955
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: it in the eighties, will play it on these weekends.

956
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 1: So like people, people usually will be like, dude, you

957
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,879
Speaker 1: really playing Huey lewis right?

958
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 3: Definitely Midnight Runners and stuff like that.

959
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're definitely gonna we'll have some fun with it.

960
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: You'll hear Toto, you know, but then the normal stuff

961
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: you'll catch eighties Metallica and I throw Slayer in, you know.

962
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: Just it's all over the place. It's kind of it's

963
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: sort of I don't know, They're just fun.

964
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 3: Can I throw you a curveball? Personal request? Of course?

965
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 3: How about this one? Too much? What is this changes by? Yes?

966
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, big generator and this is one of

967
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 3: the most slept on songs of the eighties. Now, the

968
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 3: big comeback album for them was nine nine nine two one,

969
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 3: oh whatever it was. That's Beverly Hills nine O one

970
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 3: two five?

971
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 2: Who was?

972
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 3: But Changes? I think it's Trevor Raven and so good. Yeah,

973
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 3: that's He's It's got a long ramp on it. But yeah,

974
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 3: great album, great song anyway, and he's wake ed coming

975
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 3: up on one stretch with Stansbury right toorrow. It's already

976
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 3: Friday tomorrow. I was thinking it was two days away.

977
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 3: Jim Brewer on the show in a few minutes. So

978
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 3: just when Jim Brewer calls, just put him on hold. Okay,

979
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 3: I know you know this, just say loud so if

980
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: he calls and goes, hey, it's Jim. You go, oh,

981
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 3: I just hang up on him. Yes, please hang up

982
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 3: on hello? Is this jazz? Something like that? Perfect? So

983
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 3: the Eighties Weekend tomorrow beginning with Daniel Q. Stansbury correct,

984
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 3: and then we will stop it and then people eighties

985
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 3: fans will have blue balls from two to six and

986
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 3: then get right back into it. Speaking of blue balls,

987
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 3: doctor Ryan Bergland will join us tomorrow from the Cleveland

988
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 3: Clinic for a segment we call is It Red. He

989
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: hasn't joined us in a minute, but when he does,

990
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 3: it's always very instructive. It's always very helpful for guys.

991
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 2: You know.

992
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 3: He is a surgical urologist, and so the segment is

993
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 3: focused on guy's health down there and the strike zone

994
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 3: goings on. Over the course of many, many years, I've

995
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 3: heard from female listeners who go, why don't you have

996
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: somebody talking about women's I go, that's a great idea.

997
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 3: I just don't know any gynecologists. I happen to know

998
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 3: doctor Ryan Bergland, and so he has joined us for

999
00:54:55,480 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 3: about a dozen years on the program. Are we talking

1000
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 3: about Saint Patrick's Day yet? I think we should announce it.

1001
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 3: I mean we're going to be live on Saint Patrick's

1002
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 3: Day right around the corner here at the Harry Buffalo. Yes,

1003
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 3: So if you guys are looking for something to do.

1004
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 3: There was no way that we were going to be

1005
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 3: in this box on Saint Patty's. No, and so we're

1006
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: going to be up the street from the studio here

1007
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 3: at Harry Buffalo, right in East fourth. So if you're

1008
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 3: out downtown on Saint Pat's I'm sure we'll pick it

1009
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: up right when RMG signs up. Yeah, we'll start right

1010
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 3: and then we'll just dick around all day. And so

1011
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 3: if you guys are running around or if you're looking

1012
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 3: for a place to post up, come by Harry Buffalo.

1013
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,919
Speaker 3: That's where we did The Guardian's Opening Day show last year,

1014
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: and that's where we'll be for Saint Patty's Day. Yep,

1015
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 3: neither till six. So that will be a great, great time.

1016
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 3: We'll be there with Miller Lyte and who knows Rob

1017
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 3: what hijinks will ensue. I think it's going to be

1018
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 3: Jess's coming out party with the public. It'll be your

1019
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 3: first I thinks, right, first public appearance with us. Oh

1020
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 3: my god, what will you wear? Green? Green? Yes of course,

1021
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 3: maybe do my hair. Maybe I'll wear a name tag.

1022
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: M Well, if all goes well, we should have our

1023
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: buzzard shirts by then too.

1024
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1025
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: Cleveland Clothing Company the get Lucky Buzzard shirt for twenty

1026
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: twenty six Saint Patrick's Day.

1027
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 3: I love it. Speaking of Cleveland Clothing Company, make sure

1028
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 3: all the month of March thirty days they're in. Uh

1029
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: you use the promo code fall for fifteen percent off

1030
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 3: whatever you want? Hey special, k Hey.

1031
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 8: Alan whatever, I got a request or I don't even know.

1032
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 8: Maybe you've done it before, but man, I don't get

1033
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 8: it every Saturday night, but when I do, time into

1034
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 8: two hours till midnight, I freaking love it.

1035
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 2: Is there any way?

1036
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 3: Is there any way.

1037
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 2: You could do an eighties edition of some metal?

1038
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 3: I mean you mean strictly eighties. We play a lot

1039
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 3: of like row Back, thrash and eighties stuff. But you

1040
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 3: mean strictly I mean I do like I don't know

1041
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 3: about that. I do like to use that platform primarily

1042
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 3: to introduce people to new songs. We play local stuff.

1043
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 3: There is a healthy dose of eighties stuff. I'm playing

1044
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 3: a band Saturday night nobody remembers called Gammacide from smack

1045
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 3: dab in the middle of the eighties. I don't think that.

1046
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 3: I'm not going to rule it out. Actually, now that

1047
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 3: you mentioned it, we might do an all eighties show.

1048
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 3: That would be fun. What did you have in mind?

1049
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 3: I assume there's a couple of bands you're probably thinking of.

1050
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 2: No, I don't I forget.

1051
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 8: I really do just enjoy the bands that you throw

1052
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 8: out that I have absolutely no I've never heard of them.

1053
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:41,919
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1054
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 3: Ever, yeah, that's kind of the best part of that.

1055
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 3: And then some of the local ones. I mean I

1056
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 3: still dig them, but yeah, I mean I kind of

1057
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 3: we really try to kind of walk a line there

1058
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 3: because I really do like to play stuff, maybe expose

1059
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 3: people to stuff, but also I want people to hear

1060
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 3: some songs that they know, you know, like we're gonna

1061
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 3: play up in the Fire because Metallica was talking about

1062
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 3: the Sphere and all that. We're going to play some

1063
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 3: acid Bath, we'll play some black Label Society, but we'll

1064
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 3: play a lot of brand new stuff and uh yeah,

1065
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: I got some eighty stuff that I guarantee you've never

1066
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 3: heard before. Special K all right, I look forward to it.

1067
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 3: I just thought i'd throw it at you. Thank you.

1068
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 3: I appreciate what you're doing. Thank you, will do Thank you.

1069
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Speaker 3: They're special. K Our Metal Show Me and Corey Rotick

1070
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 3: and Pat Butler is two hours to midnight, Saturday night,

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00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 3: ten o'clock. How about that, Jackie says, Alan, you always

1072
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: say you're an atheist, but you use the word Christ

1073
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 3: a lot. For somebody who touched their commandity the English language,

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00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 3: I think you'd come up with other word choices. What

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00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 3: is using that word have to do with believing that

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00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 3: it's a person? I kind of get that occasionally, and

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00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense. People know if you use Christ

1078
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,439
Speaker 3: because I do, I go Holy Christ, you know things

1079
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 3: like that. That doesn't mean that I believe in Jesus Christ.

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00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 3: I don't, but people know what that is. That's a

1081
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 3: common exclaiment, right. Yes. It's like when people use the

1082
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 3: phrase thank God. You know, well, thank God for that.

1083
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: That's just a common phrase. You can be an atheist

1084
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 3: or an anti theist, which I technically am, and still

1085
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 3: use the phrase, oh, thank God because that's a common

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00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 3: phrase that people use. I'm not out here trying to

1087
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 3: jumpstart new phrases, although I do have an exclamation I'm

1088
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 3: work shopping, just in my daily life rob when somebody

1089
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 3: does something surprises me, I go Children of the Corn.

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00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 3: I like it, right, I'm gonna start working that in. Yeah, okay,

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00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: so Jackie, to your point, how about that instead of

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00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 3: when I go Holy Christ? Instead of that? And again,

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00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 3: the only people who do get upset. It's never atheist

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00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 3: who hit me up. It's always people. And I'm inferring

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00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,919
Speaker 3: that she is a believer, and that's fine, do whatever

1096
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 3: you want. But those are the people who get upset

1097
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 3: because to them that's some form of blasphemy or whatever.

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00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 3: I assume she's not coming at me as an enomologist.

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00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 3: She's coming at me from some kind of believer, and

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01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 3: that's fine, but I'm not. And so it's certainly no

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01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 3: level of blasphemy to me. Now, if I go child

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01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 3: are to the Corn, you know, I don't mean to

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01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 3: have that Tourette's take on it. They'll probably just throw

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01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 3: it out there. But do you want to talk to

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01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 3: Jim Brewer? Always? Okay, do you want to talk to Jim?

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01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 2: I want to talk to Jim.

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01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to Jim Brewer like five or six years,

1108
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 3: so you can't remember. Yeah, free COVID. Yeah, Hey, Jim

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01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 3: what's going on? Jim James Brewer Esquire? How are you?

1110
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 2: I'm doing?

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01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 13: Good?

1112
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 2: Man? Are you doing?

1113
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 3: Where do I find you? Where are you? Where you posted?

1114
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 2: Up? Right now? I'm on a tour bus leaving Los

1115
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 2: Angeles heading to Palm Springs, California.

1116
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 3: Do you park in LA? Or you don't live in La?

1117
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 3: You're in Florida?

1118
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 2: No, man, I'm a Florida boy.

1119
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: I moved from New Jersey. I lived in Jersey most

1121
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 2: of my life raising our daughters, and then we did

1122
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 2: the old Hey let's move be in the sunshine. And

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01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: so that's where I've been the last four and a

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01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 2: half five years, right, And this is the first tour

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01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 2: I've been quite a while. And yeah, first tour bus

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01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 2: I did a long time so far. But that's literally

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01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 2: what I'm on right now. I'm on the freaking tor

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Speaker 2: bus right now?

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Speaker 3: Now? Are you do you have? Is the side of

1130
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 3: the bus? Have a giant Jim Brewer? Find the funny

1131
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 3: flag on it?

1132
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 2: Wow?

1133
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 3: Wait, you're you're driving around in a blank tour bus gym?

1134
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 2: Correct? Yeah? I can't do it. I can't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1135
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 2: I drive around with a Honda. I'm like, I uh

1136
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 2: I show up. Even some of these gigs, they'll go,

1137
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: wait a minute, the last time you hear you just

1138
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 2: kind of showed up in your ran a car In

1139
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 2: the last second. I'm like, yeah, this time, I got

1140
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,439
Speaker 2: a real little different this time.

1141
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 3: Right now? Is it is it safe to assume that

1142
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 3: you guys moved to Florida during all the COVID stuff

1143
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 3: from Jersey?

1144
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1145
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, one hundred A folk blown refugee so hated

1146
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 2: what was going on up there?

1147
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Speaker 6: Do you.

1148
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 3: Was there some culture shock? Obviously as a touring comedian,

1149
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 3: you weren't. Florida wasn't completely foreign to you, but you know,

1150
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 3: it is a bit of a culture shock. Was it

1151
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 3: something that you had to get used to or did

1152
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 3: you find yourself immediately being like, this is where we belong.

1153
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was immediately because a couple of things. One is,

1154
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 2: I was just tired. I was tired of what I

1155
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 2: was paying in New Jersey. I was tired of the

1156
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 2: politics in New Jersey. I was the COVID And then

1157
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 2: the more we would go to Florida and everything's open, everything,

1158
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 2: it completely blew that the I already knew what was

1159
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 2: going on with COVID. I already knew whatever or whatever

1160
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 2: you want to think about it. But when you go

1161
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: to a place like Florida and everyone's seventy and over

1162
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 2: and no one's wearing masks, and everyone's on top of

1163
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 2: each other and everyone's having uh, they're at the bars

1164
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 2: and the restaurants, this that was the place if you're

1165
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 2: gonna get wipe But if you're gonna wipe out a

1166
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 2: human existence, it should have been Florida because they didn't

1167
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 2: close down, and there they were drinking, they were hanging out,

1168
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 2: and that's just I felt better there. And the sun

1169
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 2: I'm out. I like the heat, so the weather is

1170
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 2: unstoppable from October to May. After May, it's really hot.

1171
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 2: But I'm I travel, so I don't care. It was

1172
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 2: we once in a while, I missed the the greenery

1173
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 2: because it's there's a it's a lot of sand, a

1174
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: lot of palm trees, yep. But I missed a little

1175
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 2: bit of mountain, a little bit of But that's what

1176
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: I travel for. I travel when we travel in the summer.

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01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 2: So I love where I'm at right now. I absolutely

1178
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 2: love and I have It's the first time too in

1179
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 2: a long time. We're when I land, when I lived

1180
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 2: in Jersey. I was like, I'm home, but I go, ah,

1181
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 2: I gotta work on the house. Yeah right blood And

1182
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 2: it doesn't snow and nobody know any plowed the driveway.

1183
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 2: We're here. It's as soon as I go outside and

1184
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 2: I feel that warm air, like, ah, that's Florida.

1185
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 3: Well, you know, the joke about Florida is that everybody,

1186
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 3: everything down there is trying to kill you. The weather,

1187
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 3: the animals, the people. Whatever. Are you guys in a

1188
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 3: spot where you are like, okay, a couple The trade

1189
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 3: off is a couple of times a year we're boarding

1190
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 3: up the windows. Is that part of your experience or now, well.

1191
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 2: It was the first it was the first two years.

1192
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 2: The first two years we get the first real bad one. Yeah,

1193
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 2: ian Ian, Yeah, that one, that one, That one was

1194
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 2: an eye open I went, oh, wow, maybe this was

1195
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 2: a bad decision.

1196
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 3: You were like second guessing to move all of a sudden.

1197
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 2: Immediately we just got in the house. We're we're on

1198
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 2: the back of not a not a it's a brackish

1199
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 2: water canal that's fed from the Gulf. But you can't

1200
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 2: write boats in it. It's not that you can only

1201
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 2: kayak back there and all that, but to see that

1202
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 2: water rise over nine feet and go all the way

1203
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 2: to the back of my house was one of the

1204
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 2: scariest things ever ever, So for me. Now, many people

1205
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 2: had it extremely worse, but that's the first time I went,

1206
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 2: oh wow, never thought about this part of Florida. And

1207
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 2: then I think the next year they got another one.

1208
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 2: We didn't get hit really in our area. But yeah,

1209
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 2: now I don't even think about it.

1210
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 3: I think about it.

1211
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 2: Are you gonna say?

1212
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 3: I was gonna say A couple of summers ago, I was.

1213
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 3: I was at a family friend's house on the Jersey Shore,

1214
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 3: and it was crazy because their entire their entire neighborhood

1215
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 3: had been inundated by sandy, you know, a decade back

1216
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 3: or whatever, and there was a utility and everybody in

1217
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 3: the neighborhood. It was very wealthy, so everybody had rebuilt

1218
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 3: their houses bigger and better than ever whatever, you know,

1219
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 3: the type. But it was amazing to me. I was

1220
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 3: on this one street and this lady points to this

1221
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 3: utility pole and they had marked the utility pole kind

1222
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 3: of as a memorialm She goes, this is where the

1223
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 3: sand was, and this is where the water was. It

1224
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 3: was like nine feet up the pole. I was like,

1225
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 3: Holy Christ.

1226
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 2: Yes, and met of fact. I remember that friends down

1227
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 2: there and they just bought a house. Yeah, and that said,

1228
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 2: the great thing is that we never have hurricanes. Well

1229
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 2: that year they have it. There was a house on

1230
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 2: their street that moved a block and a half at

1231
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 2: the beginning of the houses were moved and completely washed away.

1232
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 2: It was why I blew. That blew my mind too.

1233
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 2: And then you know, even in a winter time in Florida,

1234
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 2: I mean in Jersey, I'd come home and we had

1235
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 2: a really bad winter. There's a lot of snow and

1236
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 2: then there was a lot of rain, and then it froze,

1237
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 2: and so the ice on the roof we'd go up

1238
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 2: to about eight inches, and then when it melted, it

1239
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,680
Speaker 2: couldn't hold it on it, so it started melting on

1240
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 2: the inside. So then the walls are destroyed and the

1241
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 2: one I have to redo. Everything Like, doesn't matter where

1242
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 2: we live. Does it matter if I go out in

1243
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 2: the middle of the country, I'm getting tornadoes. So if

1244
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 2: I go to Florida, you might.

1245
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 3: Get a hurricane. We talk about it. If we talk

1246
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 3: about it all the time, And it used to be

1247
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 3: people would go, oh, we're going to retire here because

1248
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 3: it's going to be fine. But it's like if you

1249
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 3: go to Phoenix, they're running out of water, if you

1250
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 3: you know, like anywhere you go, it's kind of a

1251
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 3: coin flip.

1252
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay, you know we're gonna stay

1253
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 2: in Ohio. Oh, it's just poison the water in Palestine Ohio. Okay, yeah,

1254
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 2: what are we doing? So it really doesn't matter. Just

1255
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 2: whatever your happy place becomes, it's the way it goes.

1256
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 3: I know, in the past handful I know, in the

1257
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 3: past handful of years, people have, you know, hung things

1258
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 3: around your neck as far as maybe whatever personal or

1259
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 3: public pivots you might have made sure did you see

1260
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 3: did you see like a shift or a demarcation line

1261
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 3: in the audiences that were coming to your show's post COVID.

1262
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no doubt. So I started attracting. Yes,

1263
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 2: there was definitely a new crowd that started showing up,

1264
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 2: and then there was a certain crowd that were like,

1265
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 2: you know, we don't write through anymore you and I

1266
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 2: have to say I was fine with all that because

1267
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 2: as long as I stand by what I say, I

1268
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 2: can't help it. If you if you're on the same

1269
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,600
Speaker 2: level or not. And if you're getting that angry, what,

1270
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. I'm not here

1271
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 2: to convince you of everything. I'm just telling you what

1272
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:10,520
Speaker 2: I see. What drove me nuts is how everyone categorizes.

1273
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 2: And that's that's that's the part that would that would

1274
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 2: bother me. It's like, oh, you believe in vaccine, Oh,

1275
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 2: then you're a maga truck. I'm like, they give me,

1276
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 2: don't put me in a hole because I'm talking about

1277
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 2: if I get vaccinated or not. You know, if I

1278
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 2: if I started talking about buying the hall, you're a trunt,

1279
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Speaker 2: do it?

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01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:32,759
Speaker 3: Don't.

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01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 2: No, I just don't like what I'm seeing. So the

1282
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 2: intensity of people putting you in a compartment for saying

1283
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,800
Speaker 2: one thing or another, it was really my I've never

1284
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,840
Speaker 2: seen that in a history of my lifetime.

1285
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 3: Well, because I gave I've given away tickets for your shows.

1286
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 3: I a couple of weeks ago. Rob Schneiders coming through too,

1287
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 3: and he's another guy who's kind of been tossed into

1288
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 3: that bucket, and I was it was funny to me

1289
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 3: because my thought is like, Okay, there are people in

1290
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 3: my audience like I'm a liberal guy, that's fine, and

1291
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 3: people know that. But there are people in my audience

1292
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 3: who want to see Jim Brewer. There are people in

1293
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 3: my audience who want to see Rob Schneider. But there

1294
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,639
Speaker 3: are people giving me a hard time for just giving

1295
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 3: away Rob Schneider tickets. And I'm like, if you don't

1296
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,719
Speaker 3: want to go to go man.

1297
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Speaker 2: You know, yeah, well Rob is. Rob definitely goes political.

1298
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 2: I do not right. I am not political whatsoever. I'm

1299
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 2: a it's us against them, it's the people versus the

1300
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 2: people that control us. Yeah, Rob, Rob definitely is.

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Speaker 3: Rob's gone a lot harder in the Yeah, y, He's

1302
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,200
Speaker 3: gone it pretty hard.

1303
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to wear that, you know, listen,

1304
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. I can stand, you know.

1305
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 2: Twenty seventeen. Yeah, I enjoyed a lot of things. The

1306
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 2: Orange Man was saying. Now, I can't even I'm beyond disgusted.

1307
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:04,439
Speaker 2: I am horrified what is happening right now? Horrified. And

1308
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 2: I make it known. I make it very known. I

1309
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 2: don't hide it whatsoever. And it's it's just the st

1310
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 2: you know, do we do? I like war? Who wants that?

1311
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 6: Who wants to?

1312
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 2: You know? I don't want to get into all that stuff.

1313
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,120
Speaker 3: But I understand it's like you don't want to you

1314
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 3: don't want to go. You never go the full Rob Schneider, Jim,

1315
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that right here, right now.

1316
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 2: But which is why on.

1317
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 3: This tour too.

1318
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I want to keep this as relatable

1319
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 2: as human life possible. And and this is the way

1320
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:38,760
Speaker 2: I started healing with the people I'm around. It's like,

1321
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 2: these guys are diehard this, These guys are die hard left,

1322
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 2: and these guys are like, listen, we were all fine

1323
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 2: until this propaganda started hitting all of us. So no

1324
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 2: one cares who you voted for. If you have an

1325
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 2: autistic child and you need some help, no one cares

1326
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,120
Speaker 2: who you voted for. If your mother's next door, or

1327
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 2: you're having a really hard time at the age of

1328
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 2: fifty and you're trying to take care of her to

1329
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 2: start to get Alzheimer's and you still have two kids,

1330
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 2: and no one cares. But what's really important is how

1331
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 2: we get together and laugh at ourselves and lift each

1332
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:17,040
Speaker 2: other up. And I think that's a really important thing

1333
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 2: to do right now, is that we start looking at

1334
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:23,559
Speaker 2: each other and go, I don't care, We're gonna not

1335
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:28,520
Speaker 2: talk politics, because at the end of the day, politics

1336
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 2: is professional wrestling. They write the script. They go, Okay,

1337
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,799
Speaker 2: you come out, you push that, and everyone will get pissed.

1338
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 2: And then you push that and we'll get these two.

1339
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 2: It's all it is is divide, divide, divide, divide, and

1340
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 2: we have to find a way to unite, unite, unite.

1341
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:51,839
Speaker 3: Especially especially since we're especially since we're just that, especially

1342
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 3: since we're discovering now that it's really not you against

1343
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 3: me or anybody else, it's bots from overseas pitting people

1344
01:12:59,040 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: against one another.

1345
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 2: Correct. That's another thing that's a little I think many

1346
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 2: of us are now opening eyes realizing like, hey, these

1347
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:15,520
Speaker 2: just like JFK said, we have secret societies and outside

1348
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:22,800
Speaker 2: entities infiltrating, and we are. We're infiltrated, and there's outside

1349
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 2: resources making us fight each other. Dude, when I went

1350
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,960
Speaker 2: to I traveled the world, when I went to places

1351
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 2: like we're wandering all that. When you see how a

1352
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 2: country that has known each other from the beginning of

1353
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:41,679
Speaker 2: the time and an outside influence comes in control the media,

1354
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 2: it gives control the government, and they get you to

1355
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:51,759
Speaker 2: fight and kill one another, slaughter your kids, hate one another,

1356
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:56,640
Speaker 2: until they finally realize, hey, this is from an outside

1357
01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:00,640
Speaker 2: source and we are right in the middle that you

1358
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 2: know you can you can argue all you want about

1359
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 2: ice and no ice and all that. How about we

1360
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 2: figure out, well, who created the entire situation. The people

1361
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 2: that allowed people to come in. Are they US citizens

1362
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 2: or they have dual citizenship? Because there seems to be

1363
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 2: a pattern going on in many countries and they're all

1364
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 2: staring at each other when the people that are really

1365
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,919
Speaker 2: run all these things don't even belong in our country

1366
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 2: or live here. And that's when people start understanding that

1367
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,759
Speaker 2: we're all going to go, Wow, let's just put aside

1368
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 2: our differences. We've all been hoodwinkled. We're all being lied to,

1369
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 2: no matter what side you believe, how, we have to

1370
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 2: look at each other and lift each other up and

1371
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 2: go you no longer belong here, and you need to

1372
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,240
Speaker 2: you need your tricks don't work anymore, go away.

1373
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:57,640
Speaker 3: We're all gonna We're all going to get the opportunity

1374
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 3: down the road to feel really stupid about one thing another, yes.

1375
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:05,040
Speaker 2: Doubt yeah, And I always own up to it. And

1376
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 2: when we feel stupid, just we own it. I can't

1377
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 2: believe I felt that if I told you some of

1378
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 2: the conspiracies I was into, I can't wait for them

1379
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 2: to either be proven right which may have had or

1380
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,719
Speaker 2: or the ones where I go, wow, I was way

1381
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 2: off on jif K Junior being alive. I got caught

1382
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 2: up to that one. Yeah, you know it's I have

1383
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 2: no problem.

1384
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 3: Own up to it.

1385
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 2: If your life is dedicated to owning a theory, you're doomed. Bro,

1386
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:36,439
Speaker 2: You're doomed.

1387
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:40,160
Speaker 3: Will The only the only conspiracy that i'dhre to is

1388
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,520
Speaker 3: that goat boy did not kill himself.

1389
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 2: Too. Yeah, Jim, thank.

1390
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 3: You, pal, Jim Brewer. Be safe out there on the road, man,

1391
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,360
Speaker 3: Jim Brewers find the Funny tour is acrossing the country.

1392
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:56,799
Speaker 3: Get in to Cleveland to play the Agora on April

1393
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 3: the third. You can go to agra Cleveland dot com

1394
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 3: for the And I was like talking to you, Jim,

1395
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 3: thank you. Pe'll be safe out there.

1396
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 2: You as well. Take care, brother, take care there you go.

1397
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, body, how about that? Robin Jim Brod.

1398
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 4: The Allencox Show.

1399
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1401
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1402
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Speaker 6: and bawl out in the bud Light Mini Hoops Tournament,

1403
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Speaker 6: where you can win a trip to Vegas.

1404
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,480
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1406
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:45,799
Speaker 3: at Chuggers in Streetsboro to take your shot to qualify

1407
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Speaker 3: for the next round.

1408
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,160
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1409
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,479
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1410
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Speaker 3: The whole schedule is at WMMS dot com The.

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01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 4: Allen Cox Show on one.

1412
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Speaker 3: Hello, We're glad you're here. If you need assistance or

1413
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,720
Speaker 3: just have a question, our associates will be glad to

1414
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 3: help you anytime.

1415
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Speaker 6: Call The Alan Cox Show two one six, five seven

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1418
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,719
Speaker 3: You got the new Lamb of God On The Metal

1419
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:36,680
Speaker 3: Show Saturday Night, they're getting ready to drop their new album.

1420
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 3: They're doing Sonic Temple or Incarceration or one of those. Well,

1421
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 3: but they dropped the new songs. We'll play that for

1422
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 3: It's called Blunt Force Blues. Our Metal Show two Hours

1423
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 3: to Midnight is Saturdays, as the name implies, from ten

1424
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:54,240
Speaker 3: to midnight with Me and Corey Roddick and Pat Butler

1425
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 3: some local metal in there from your buddies band, Yeah,

1426
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 3: the Thieves, the Theos variant, uh huh, a very prog

1427
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:08,360
Speaker 3: rock vibe in that name. And so yeah, I always

1428
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 3: like to hear what metal bands are doing in and

1429
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 3: around Northeast Ohio, because in lieu of that, of course,

1430
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 3: I'll get submissions from bands in other states. And the

1431
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 3: last thing I want to do is play you some

1432
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:25,679
Speaker 3: local band from Indianapolis at Hellscape, your favorite, my favorite,

1433
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,960
Speaker 3: yours and mine. Your Cavaliers are off the floor. They

1434
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 3: are being collectively rested until Sunday afternoon when they'll be

1435
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:37,680
Speaker 3: here at home against the Boston Celtics or a one

1436
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 3: o'clock tip off, and then Monday night Sixers are in

1437
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:45,200
Speaker 3: tound against the Cabs pregame thirty minutes prior and the

1438
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:50,919
Speaker 3: Guardians tonight spring Trading preseason ball. They're playing my Chicago

1439
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 3: White Sox rob and so of course I will be

1440
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:58,240
Speaker 3: rooting for the Chicago White Sox. It's going to be

1441
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 3: a much different team this year. Man. The White Sox. Yeah,

1442
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:05,559
Speaker 3: they've been making moves. I mean they have to last

1443
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,080
Speaker 3: couple seasons they refuse to, but I think it's gotten

1444
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:11,639
Speaker 3: to the point where it's like they can only get better.

1445
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,360
Speaker 3: I believe that to be the case, and they have been.

1446
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:18,479
Speaker 3: Now the Guardians will have their home opener against the

1447
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:22,280
Speaker 3: Chicago Cubs. Now that game, I will be rooting for

1448
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 3: the Guardians, because I'm not a Cubs fan. They can

1449
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 3: lick my bean bag for all I care not to

1450
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:37,760
Speaker 3: be too graphic, of course, merely quoting my dear departed grandmother.

1451
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 3: But anyway, Guardians white sox tonight for people who are

1452
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,800
Speaker 3: paying attention to that stuff. But the Cavaliers are going

1453
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 3: to be off until Sunday. Hey, I heard Stansbury talking

1454
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,720
Speaker 3: about this earlier. Does Miles Garrett need money for his

1455
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,479
Speaker 3: speeding tickets? My got, oh, they got. He signed that

1456
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,280
Speaker 3: big contract.

1457
01:19:56,400 --> 01:20:02,720
Speaker 1: This is the ninth time, dude, nine times, nine.

1458
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:08,400
Speaker 3: Times nine time, and Justice Carenturnce was like nine hundred

1459
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 3: dollars a month or something. Miles Garrett, though, you know what,

1460
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,840
Speaker 3: I bet he can pick it up. The only reason

1461
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 3: I ask, though, is that Logan Paul the pride of

1462
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,800
Speaker 3: west Lake, Ohio. I'm putting pride in air quotes, but

1463
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaker 3: you get me. He says he could kick any football

1464
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:24,559
Speaker 3: player's ass in the ring. Give me a football player

1465
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,559
Speaker 3: and I'll kick his ass. And he name checks Miles Garrett.

1466
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 3: There he and this other dude are like, oh well

1467
01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 3: who and he throws Miles Garrett out.

1468
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,640
Speaker 14: What football players would straight up beat his ass? Not

1469
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,640
Speaker 14: that I would put I would put any amount of

1470
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:45,519
Speaker 14: money that you could put metcalf. Not a single football

1471
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 14: player beat me in a boxing match. Miles Garrett is

1472
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:53,719
Speaker 14: on God, Miles Garrett. I would throttle Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett,

1473
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 14: I will bet you a million dollars, a million dollars.

1474
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,120
Speaker 14: You come to the gym, we put on boxing gloves,

1475
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 14: We see how it goes.

1476
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:05,559
Speaker 3: M h, he's an idiot. Well you know who did

1477
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 3: call his bluff? Leave on Bell? Remember Le'Veon bell? Tom Brady.

1478
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 3: Tom Well, Tom Brady called him a bitch. But Tom

1479
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,760
Speaker 3: Brady's not going to get in there and fight. No, no,

1480
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,080
Speaker 3: no no.

1481
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, you talk about people stepping out

1482
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,040
Speaker 1: saying he's an idiot, that Brady had something to say

1483
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:25,360
Speaker 1: about it.

1484
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:30,879
Speaker 3: Lady, you can't take it with you, lady on. Well, yeah,

1485
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:33,800
Speaker 3: but Pittsburgh, Debbie, the Pittsburgh lady can't take it with you.

1486
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,400
Speaker 3: Let we made you all right, lady.

1487
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Speaker 11: On saying, Okay, he got to eat too, he got

1488
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,040
Speaker 11: a family.

1489
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 9: I get it, but at the end of the day, really,

1490
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 9: you can't take it with you, lady On.

1491
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 3: Who cares what we'll do without?

1492
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:52,320
Speaker 11: It's the stealers, like we create the talent.

1493
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 3: We made you who you are. We made you with

1494
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 3: your worth and the story. You can't take it with you,

1495
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 3: lady On. We made the end of the day, we

1496
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 3: made you. Leavy On, So Le'Veon Bell goes, I'll fight you,

1497
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 3: and then I guess. Logan Paul like had all these

1498
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:14,080
Speaker 3: boxes that needed to be checked. I guess. But then

1499
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 3: the guy's like, what, Le'Veon Bell goes, I'll do it

1500
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 3: and uh. And then Logan Paul was like, Bro, you're

1501
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:26,200
Speaker 3: not in the NFL. You can actually fight. So I

1502
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:29,439
Speaker 3: would have to properly train, meaning I'd have to step

1503
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 3: away from the WWE, which I won't do. And there's

1504
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:37,559
Speaker 3: no money here because you're not a draw. I'm a

1505
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 3: gold mine for retirees like you. Oh my god. And

1506
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:44,839
Speaker 3: Le'Veon Bill's like, bro, you said Tom Brady who's almost

1507
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 3: fifty and he's not in the NFL either. If you

1508
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:53,000
Speaker 3: don't want the smoke, then just say that but everybody

1509
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 3: and they mom would love to see me smoke you

1510
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:57,800
Speaker 3: in Pittsburgh.

1511
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's everybody that celebrated, you know, watching his brother

1512
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 1: get his ass whooped in the ring.

1513
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:07,400
Speaker 3: That's what people want to see. Well, because then Le'Veon

1514
01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:09,840
Speaker 3: bell kick somebody's ass in the ring. Yeah, he fought

1515
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:12,840
Speaker 3: somebody and he beat him up. Yes, Yeah, so I

1516
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:14,679
Speaker 3: guess I didn't really Now, I know that these guys

1517
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:17,400
Speaker 3: they're doing podcasts and they're talking trimp and like, I understand,

1518
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:20,920
Speaker 3: you know, all of the I understand all of the

1519
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:24,400
Speaker 3: dramatic stuff, but also there's got to be a part

1520
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,599
Speaker 3: of it. It's like, if you're going to go that direction,

1521
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,559
Speaker 3: if a guy steps to you, you go, are, let's

1522
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:32,439
Speaker 3: do it. Well, yeah, I didn't realize he just wanted

1523
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,519
Speaker 3: to fight, you know where they call him tomato cans.

1524
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,559
Speaker 1: They don't want anybody. They just want to be able

1525
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 1: to talk. That's all it is. Chest pounding.

1526
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at some point you go, oh, I mean,

1527
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 3: you know, you can say one hundred things when you

1528
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:50,839
Speaker 3: go deep on, I could kick any football players ass

1529
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:55,400
Speaker 3: right anyway. Yes, Miles Garrett has gotten nine speeding tickets

1530
01:23:55,439 --> 01:23:58,519
Speaker 3: in how many years? A couple of years. You know

1531
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:05,400
Speaker 3: he five six somewhere nine times nine nmes.

1532
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:05,920
Speaker 2: You know.

1533
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:11,080
Speaker 3: My fun fact, my favorite fact, Rob Cindy Pickett, Ferris

1534
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,320
Speaker 3: Bueller's mom. Okay, you know she and the actor that

1535
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:18,160
Speaker 3: played his dad, an actor named Lyman Ward. They're both alive.

1536
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:23,160
Speaker 3: He's Canadian, she's not. They met playing Ferris Bueller's parents

1537
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:27,719
Speaker 3: and then married in real life. Wow, and then got

1538
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:33,160
Speaker 3: divorced after playing parents in another movie, remember movies called Sleepwalkers.

1539
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:36,240
Speaker 3: It was not good, boy. It was like the first

1540
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:39,000
Speaker 3: movie that I think it was the first movie that

1541
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:44,720
Speaker 3: Stephen King wrote to be a film like a screenplay

1542
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 3: rather than adapting one of his books. And it was

1543
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,559
Speaker 3: not good. But those two Cindy Pickett Lyman Word they

1544
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:54,679
Speaker 3: meet on Ferris Bueller playing his parents, fall in love,

1545
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 3: get married, a couple of kids, get divorced after they

1546
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 3: play parents again. Now what does that mean? Nothing? Sounds

1547
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:07,639
Speaker 3: like a huge conspiracy theory to me. Get Jim Brower

1548
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:08,240
Speaker 3: back on the phone.

1549
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:08,439
Speaker 7: Wall.

1550
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna throw the Ferris Bueller's parents conspiracy theory

1551
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:17,519
Speaker 3: at him. What does this mean, Jim? Now Miles Garrett

1552
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:20,120
Speaker 3: is out there getting speeding tickets. Okay, yeah, you can

1553
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:25,040
Speaker 3: make the case that listen, that ain't great. He gets

1554
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:29,559
Speaker 3: his ninth speeding ticket since twenty seventeen. Now that's nine years,

1555
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:32,840
Speaker 3: that's one a year. I don't know why they're making

1556
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 3: a big deal about this. He was doing ninety four

1557
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:36,120
Speaker 3: and a seventy, that's what they said.

1558
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:38,280
Speaker 1: They said he was probably doing well over one hundred,

1559
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 1: and the cop wrote him up at ninety.

1560
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 3: Four two in the morning in Worcester. Now, in his defense,

1561
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,840
Speaker 3: if you're in Worcester at two am, you want to

1562
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,880
Speaker 3: get out with the quickness, you want to get as

1563
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:53,760
Speaker 3: far away. So I'm having some fun with the fine

1564
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:56,200
Speaker 3: people of Worcester there. But you know they said he

1565
01:25:56,280 --> 01:26:01,479
Speaker 3: was doing last August doing one hundred and a sixty. Jr.

1566
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:03,840
Speaker 3: Smith used to fly through my neighborhood at two in

1567
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,640
Speaker 3: the morning. So yeah, these guys are going to get

1568
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:07,200
Speaker 3: scooped up.

1569
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:07,439
Speaker 2: Now.

1570
01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:12,280
Speaker 3: That is different than getting a dui, which is what

1571
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:18,040
Speaker 3: happened to our girl, Britney Spears. She got a dui

1572
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:22,680
Speaker 3: the other night in California. Is she doing okay? Is

1573
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 3: anybody peeked in on her? I don't like how Britney

1574
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:29,320
Speaker 3: has become shorthand for somebody who can't keep it together.

1575
01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,040
Speaker 3: And again, I have no dog in this fight, right.

1576
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:36,000
Speaker 3: Her music never scratched me where I itched to me.

1577
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,040
Speaker 3: She was more of kind of a pop culture mess

1578
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 3: than anything else. But she's in her early forties, she's

1579
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 3: had her share of to put it mildly, she's had

1580
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,880
Speaker 3: her share of problems for a long time. It was

1581
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:51,720
Speaker 3: just her trying to regain her independence from this conservatorship.

1582
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,479
Speaker 3: And I think all of the people who were in

1583
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,920
Speaker 3: charge of that might have been proven right. Yes, but

1584
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,160
Speaker 3: she's like, I'm a grown ass woman and I should

1585
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:01,800
Speaker 3: have control over my life, my money and whatever. So

1586
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:05,240
Speaker 3: she got a duy the other night at nine p thirty.

1587
01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:08,200
Speaker 1: It sounds good on paper, man, like I should have

1588
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:12,839
Speaker 1: everything and I should be in control, and I clearly

1589
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:13,640
Speaker 1: you should not be.

1590
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there are a lot of I mean, you

1591
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:22,479
Speaker 3: could make the case that it's because she's a chick,

1592
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:26,000
Speaker 3: and a lot of people have they were like, were

1593
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:30,599
Speaker 3: people doing this to Kanye, who's exponentially nuttier than her,

1594
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:34,360
Speaker 3: Were people doing this to other rich dudes? They were

1595
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:35,439
Speaker 3: doing it to Britney Spears.

1596
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, But perhaps the difference is there were people in

1597
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:41,360
Speaker 1: Britney Spears life that cared about her. Kanye people just

1598
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 1: wanted the money. They didn't care if he was having

1599
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 1: a mental break or not.

1600
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,400
Speaker 3: I don't know what he was doing, but I have

1601
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,479
Speaker 3: to think there were people in Kanye's life who cared

1602
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:50,400
Speaker 3: about him. Obviously couldn't do anything about him. Yeah, what

1603
01:27:50,439 --> 01:27:52,479
Speaker 3: did she do? And also didn't he do a one

1604
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 3: to eighty? Didn't Kanye? Finally you're like, oh, I got

1605
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:57,360
Speaker 3: in some medications and I'm okay now, Like, oh wow,

1606
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,240
Speaker 3: funny how that works? Hey? Yeah, what I meant to

1607
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,839
Speaker 3: say was hit he sucks.

1608
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:05,919
Speaker 1: He stinks, And I put one of those Ghostbusters symbols

1609
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:08,240
Speaker 1: in front of that schwastika on that T shirt.

1610
01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:13,599
Speaker 3: So take right, no more designated Hitler for that guy

1611
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:21,599
Speaker 3: designated Hitler. Excuse me, designated hitter. Uh so, Yeah, Britney

1612
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:25,960
Speaker 3: Spears just got a restraining order against a fifty one

1613
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:29,200
Speaker 3: year old Louisiana man she accused of online harassment and

1614
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:32,639
Speaker 3: a surprise visit to her home in LA about that's

1615
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:36,240
Speaker 3: not great, not great, trespassing, all this kind of stuff.

1616
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:40,960
Speaker 3: So you know, lost cussiver kids when she was younger,

1617
01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:46,400
Speaker 3: and but she got herself a DUI. Brittany's going through it. Yeah,

1618
01:28:46,439 --> 01:28:50,559
Speaker 3: she is always seems to be. You know, she's got money,

1619
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:54,679
Speaker 3: she's got access to things. Having a difficult time.

1620
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,559
Speaker 1: I wonder how much of that money is left, Like

1621
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,160
Speaker 1: is she just pissing money away by the second?

1622
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:02,040
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, she's blowing through everything she's got.

1623
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:04,600
Speaker 3: Who knows? Now, Yeah, I don't know. That's what it

1624
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,600
Speaker 3: seemed like for a while, and then other people were like,

1625
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:09,600
Speaker 3: she's fine, she's you know, like celebrity broke is not

1626
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 3: regular person broke. No, but it's still like you can

1627
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:15,400
Speaker 3: your house, is yourself in trouble, your house is paid for.

1628
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:18,720
Speaker 3: It's probably like I'm sure she's not, like, you know,

1629
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:21,680
Speaker 3: she probably doesn't have a huge investment portfolio. So out

1630
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,840
Speaker 3: there having fun rob Nutty you'rd and squirrel shrimp, it's

1631
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:27,559
Speaker 3: what she should be able to do as a grown

1632
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:28,240
Speaker 3: ass woman.

1633
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I guess, man, I would I would want somebody to

1634
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,559
Speaker 1: step in for me. If I was having those type

1635
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,680
Speaker 1: of things, I probably would have stopped in. And you know,

1636
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:40,840
Speaker 1: saw my cousin Brittany, if I saw her dancing around

1637
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:44,040
Speaker 1: with chef's knives in the in the living room constantly

1638
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:47,400
Speaker 1: daily doing weird spastic movements, Brittany, are you good?

1639
01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:47,800
Speaker 3: You good?

1640
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:48,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1641
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 3: Cause I love you? You doing all right? Because you don't

1642
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:55,559
Speaker 3: seem to be doing okay. So you're saying somebody should

1643
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:58,240
Speaker 3: swoop in and take care of her. I mean that's

1644
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:02,479
Speaker 3: probably what ship is for themselves, can they Rob? Oh,

1645
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 3: they need a big man around take care of them.

1646
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:13,120
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying at all. I think you

1647
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:18,920
Speaker 3: should be able to make your own decisions. I Alan

1648
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:24,200
Speaker 3: Cornelius Cox. I think you should be able to spend

1649
01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:30,080
Speaker 3: your own money, have your have control over your reproductive systems.

1650
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:32,840
Speaker 3: I don't know what some of these other dudes around

1651
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:40,160
Speaker 3: me are thinking. But okay, okay, that's just me, Rob,

1652
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:47,479
Speaker 3: I'm an ally sure. Uh huh, you know me. How

1653
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,840
Speaker 3: are you going to feel when the next story is

1654
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:51,880
Speaker 3: that Britney Spears went teets up?

1655
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,360
Speaker 1: Well, how are you going to feel what God happens?

1656
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:55,800
Speaker 1: That's going to be more on you than it is

1657
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: on me. I'm the one saying she needs help. You're saying, oh,

1658
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 1: the river she wants. I'm not so when she ods

1659
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 1: she was.

1660
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 3: Doing whatever she wanted. I'm not saying she doesn't need help.

1661
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 3: I'm saying, why is that legally dictated to her. I said,

1662
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,720
Speaker 3: have to be in somebody else's hands, because what was

1663
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 3: she always accusing your conservators of taking her money? Well,

1664
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:22,880
Speaker 3: it's always money. It's always concern couched as something else.

1665
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:26,320
Speaker 3: She's she's a cash cow to some people. Well, we

1666
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:27,719
Speaker 3: just want to make sure she's okay.

1667
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:31,519
Speaker 1: Two things can be true. Yes, right, so that very

1668
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:37,080
Speaker 1: well could be what's happening. But she's also bat shrimp

1669
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:40,320
Speaker 1: crazy and needs help. She clearly needs help.

1670
01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 3: Two things can be true, ladies, Rob wants to take

1671
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:46,559
Speaker 3: your money. I am an ally those two.

1672
01:31:46,439 --> 01:31:47,599
Speaker 2: Things so much.

1673
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:56,960
Speaker 4: The Car Show on one.

1674
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:59,120
Speaker 6: He was placed in an escape pods before his home

1675
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:04,960
Speaker 6: planning destroyed by the Devourer of worlds on Earth is.

1676
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:08,320
Speaker 4: A goddam Alin with superhuman powers.

1677
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:10,800
Speaker 3: At least that's what is Will says.

1678
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:11,920
Speaker 2: The Alan Cox Show.

1679
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:39,200
Speaker 3: On one seven w MMS American Stay Away from.

1680
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:41,520
Speaker 2: America.

1681
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,479
Speaker 3: Did you see the guess who was coming?

1682
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:47,439
Speaker 15: I did.

1683
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:49,920
Speaker 3: They didn't announce him as that though, right, it's like

1684
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:55,240
Speaker 3: the members. Yeah, it's Burton Cummings and Randy Bachmann going

1685
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,880
Speaker 3: out as the guests who first time in twenty three years.

1686
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 3: That taking it back tour is what it's called. What

1687
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 3: it's called They're Canadian, of course did so. Multiple interpretations

1688
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:09,280
Speaker 3: of the song American Woman. Some people said it was

1689
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:12,200
Speaker 3: an anti war song. Some people said that it was

1690
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:15,519
Speaker 3: because they were Canadian. They were kind of like, you know,

1691
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:18,880
Speaker 3: let's keep these hoes at arms left or whatever. Did

1692
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:22,559
Speaker 3: they do No sugar tonight? No sugar tonight. I'm not

1693
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:26,120
Speaker 3: coffee that must I thought that was the guess who. Yeah,

1694
01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:28,200
Speaker 3: they did American Woman. I think that's probably their most

1695
01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:32,040
Speaker 3: famous song, and they're fine. Like, I can't believe those

1696
01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:35,160
Speaker 3: guys are still alive. I can't believe Randy Bachman and

1697
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,600
Speaker 3: Burton Cummings are both still alive. They go out and

1698
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:42,679
Speaker 3: perform obviously with Bachmann Turner Overdrive back in the day.

1699
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:46,400
Speaker 3: That was the when the guests Who broke up, although

1700
01:33:46,479 --> 01:33:49,120
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, the date, by the way, is June

1701
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:53,040
Speaker 3: twenty eighth out at Blossom if you are a guess

1702
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:56,680
Speaker 3: Who fan On their tour poster though, they listened June

1703
01:33:56,720 --> 01:34:00,040
Speaker 3: twenty eighth as Akron, Ohio, which I guess is a

1704
01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:05,679
Speaker 3: bummer for not bummer, but I mean they're not playing

1705
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:08,280
Speaker 3: an Akron, they're playing in well what Cayhoga Falls, I

1706
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:13,599
Speaker 3: mean enough Anyway, what I zeroed in on was rob

1707
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:17,599
Speaker 3: pertinent to our purposes here on the show, right, because

1708
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:19,080
Speaker 3: I don't really care if the guests who are coming,

1709
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:25,080
Speaker 3: that's fine, but guess who's opening for them? Don Felder? Really? Yes,

1710
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:31,680
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna get even more granular here because what

1711
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:36,200
Speaker 3: it says is with special guest Don Felder, formerly of

1712
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:40,519
Speaker 3: the Eagles. Oh that's what the poster says. Of course,

1713
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:45,080
Speaker 3: we all know the band is called Eagles. The Eagles

1714
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:47,040
Speaker 3: are an Eagles tribute band.

1715
01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:49,960
Speaker 1: I think more of my conspiracy theory stuff is coming

1716
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:50,479
Speaker 1: to light here.

1717
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:53,320
Speaker 3: Man, Eagles might be a real thing. It took me

1718
01:34:53,439 --> 01:34:55,719
Speaker 3: a long way to get there, but that's I finally

1719
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:59,960
Speaker 3: got there. This is what I'm talking about, Don Felder,

1720
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:07,920
Speaker 3: formerly of the Eagles. Anyway, if you're a Guess Who

1721
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:11,720
Speaker 3: fan the taking a back tour, why don't you call

1722
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:16,920
Speaker 3: it Guess Who's back? Oh boy, it's right on the nose.

1723
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:19,240
Speaker 3: On the nose, I don't think so. I didn't even

1724
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:21,759
Speaker 3: think it until you said it. That's all right, perfect,

1725
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,040
Speaker 3: Guess Who's back? First of all, the Guess Who is

1726
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:27,240
Speaker 3: a terrible name, but they were responding to the who, right,

1727
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:29,840
Speaker 3: They came after the who, they were like, we're gonna

1728
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:34,120
Speaker 3: call a band the guess who, so at least call

1729
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:38,920
Speaker 3: it guess Who's back man, And then in parentheses you

1730
01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:44,280
Speaker 3: put not shady for all the kids. Anyway. Uh, Don

1731
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:49,679
Speaker 3: Felder formerly of Eagles, is opening that date. I would

1732
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,360
Speaker 3: go to see Don Felder. By the way, I would

1733
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:53,439
Speaker 3: haul ask to Blossom on the twenty eighth of June

1734
01:35:53,479 --> 01:35:55,880
Speaker 3: to go see Don Felder just to see what he's

1735
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:59,120
Speaker 3: up to solo wise. Now it is a Sunday night,

1736
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:03,320
Speaker 3: but it might be worth checking out.

1737
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:06,400
Speaker 1: I saw him play a private event in Newport, Rhode Island.

1738
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:13,240
Speaker 1: Oh good for me, No, damn it. I think you

1739
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,679
Speaker 1: were actually happy. I think that's great.

1740
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:17,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it was. It was a fluke thing.

1741
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:20,720
Speaker 1: We were at a bar and uh, buddy of mine

1742
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:23,640
Speaker 1: called and said, Don Henley's playing next door. And I

1743
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:27,320
Speaker 1: said what, And he's like, Don Henley from the Eagles

1744
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:28,960
Speaker 1: is next door. Like you gotta come over, you got

1745
01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:31,559
Speaker 1: you gotta see this. I got there, I walked in,

1746
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,120
Speaker 1: I looked at the stage and I said, that's Don

1747
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,960
Speaker 1: Felder and he's like, well, from the Eagles, And it's

1748
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,680
Speaker 1: just a huge difference.

1749
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:39,000
Speaker 3: You know how you can tell the difference. One guy

1750
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:42,320
Speaker 3: would be behind the drum. That guy's behind a less Paul.

1751
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,519
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's great, it's fine, but that is not

1752
01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:48,080
Speaker 3: Don Henley. So we watched Don Felder was awesome. You know,

1753
01:36:48,120 --> 01:36:52,120
Speaker 3: the original name for Eagles was too Many Dons, one

1754
01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:56,160
Speaker 3: too many, one too many Dons, one Don too many.

1755
01:36:56,360 --> 01:37:02,960
Speaker 3: Uh huh, that's right. Don Felder, who, of course famous

1756
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:09,080
Speaker 3: for the Hotel California solo. That's probably his high water mark. Yeah,

1757
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:12,639
Speaker 3: but he has had He's had a couple solo hits, right,

1758
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:15,719
Speaker 3: Don Felder solo, didn't he have? Did he? I thought

1759
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:19,479
Speaker 3: he did. I thought he's had a couple of little

1760
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:25,439
Speaker 3: known I believe he's responsible for because that Felder solo

1761
01:37:25,479 --> 01:37:28,360
Speaker 3: at the end of Hotel California consistently ends up at

1762
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:31,320
Speaker 3: like the top when they do best guitar solo of

1763
01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:33,760
Speaker 3: all time, and he did one of these nights and

1764
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:38,080
Speaker 3: he you know, but those guys just couldn't keep it together, obviously,

1765
01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:43,479
Speaker 3: and so Don Felder split. He did heavy Metal from

1766
01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:47,120
Speaker 3: the Heavy Metal movie soundtrack. I thought Sammy Hagar already

1767
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:50,080
Speaker 3: did a song called heavy Metal. I thought so too,

1768
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:54,680
Speaker 3: But Don Felder I thought that maybe That's what I'm

1769
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:56,679
Speaker 3: thinking of, was that he did something on the heavy

1770
01:37:56,720 --> 01:37:59,400
Speaker 3: metal anyway, he's in the rock hall and the whole thing,

1771
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:05,080
Speaker 3: and you know, and he was with the band for

1772
01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:07,320
Speaker 3: a while. You know, they fired him in like the

1773
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:11,800
Speaker 3: early odds because they were accusing him of something. I

1774
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:14,200
Speaker 3: don't even think that it was like creative differences. They

1775
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:17,760
Speaker 3: were like, no, this guy's doing something. I don't know.

1776
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:21,760
Speaker 3: But he taught himself how to play the guitar and

1777
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 3: he wasn't part of that reunion thing that he was not. No,

1778
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:32,240
Speaker 3: they've hated each other, right, yeah, yep. So when they

1779
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:35,760
Speaker 3: did that History of the Eagles tour about ten years ago,

1780
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:41,040
Speaker 3: Don Felder's like this sucks. Hey, he's got the Don

1781
01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:43,000
Speaker 3: Felder band, and he would you know, he goes out

1782
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,639
Speaker 3: and he opens for other bands, he opens for Sticks,

1783
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:49,080
Speaker 3: or he opens for Foreigner, opening for the guests who

1784
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:52,840
Speaker 3: on June twenty eighth out there at Blossom. But the

1785
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:56,440
Speaker 3: fact that it said Don Felder formally of the Eagles,

1786
01:38:56,760 --> 01:39:01,680
Speaker 3: I was like, I've never heard of that band. I've

1787
01:39:01,720 --> 01:39:05,640
Speaker 3: heard of Eagles. I have a feeling that all. That's

1788
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:08,120
Speaker 3: why I never understood why the other guys in the

1789
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:12,000
Speaker 3: band didn't put something together and go on tour. I

1790
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 3: know that Fryan Henley had most of the songwriting, so

1791
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:17,920
Speaker 3: maybe they couldn't go out and perform those songs. But

1792
01:39:18,040 --> 01:39:23,040
Speaker 3: like Bernie Lennen and Randy Meisner and Don Felder, why

1793
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:27,519
Speaker 3: wouldn't they go out and do something? And you're saying

1794
01:39:27,520 --> 01:39:31,439
Speaker 3: to yourself, well, Alan, Randy Meisner's dead, dummy, that's why

1795
01:39:31,479 --> 01:39:33,400
Speaker 3: they didn't go out. Had an easy answer for you

1796
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:35,200
Speaker 3: on that one. But I mean he died a couple

1797
01:39:35,320 --> 01:39:38,519
Speaker 3: years ago. He just died. They could have gone out.

1798
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:41,160
Speaker 1: I think so many of those dudes were just done.

1799
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:43,840
Speaker 1: They were just done with what that was. They wanted

1800
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:45,840
Speaker 1: to close the door and walk away from that band.

1801
01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:48,680
Speaker 1: That was a lot of negative in that teo.

1802
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:49,559
Speaker 3: Yes, but.

1803
01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:53,760
Speaker 1: Like those dudes, there were some bad experiences for a

1804
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:54,479
Speaker 1: lot of those guys.

1805
01:39:54,479 --> 01:39:56,880
Speaker 3: Man, Now I understand. But the problem is is that

1806
01:39:56,920 --> 01:40:00,840
Speaker 3: you're always going to tour as formerly a The Eagles

1807
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:04,000
Speaker 3: because there's guys in Newport, Rhode Island who think you're

1808
01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:10,320
Speaker 3: Don Henley. Right, So yeah, I.

1809
01:40:10,280 --> 01:40:12,800
Speaker 1: Was so excited Jesus Christ, I wants he Don Henley

1810
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:15,800
Speaker 1: in the far Yeah, I'm like, oh, that's not Don Henley.

1811
01:40:15,960 --> 01:40:17,800
Speaker 3: Of course. I mean it's still it's still.

1812
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:21,360
Speaker 1: An Eagle, right, Like you're looking at the music history there.

1813
01:40:22,760 --> 01:40:25,639
Speaker 3: He did play one of these nights. Did not play

1814
01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 3: Hotel California. Who Felder? Yeah he didn't. Who was that? No,

1815
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:33,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying when I saw him that, Oh yeah, I'm

1816
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:36,320
Speaker 3: in the room. He did not play. Yeah, somebody yelled

1817
01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:39,600
Speaker 3: at and he was like, shut up. Yeah. Al And

1818
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:41,519
Speaker 3: I grew up in Caihoga Falls, and I used to

1819
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:45,040
Speaker 3: hate when a band's merch would say Cleveland for the

1820
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:51,599
Speaker 3: blossom date. Everybody does that, I understand. I mean, I've

1821
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:54,760
Speaker 3: a Steely Dan shirt that I have from the last

1822
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,759
Speaker 3: time I saw them there it says cai Hoga Falls.

1823
01:40:57,439 --> 01:40:59,479
Speaker 3: But I mean again, if you you know, if if

1824
01:40:59,520 --> 01:41:00,960
Speaker 3: you wanted to, I'm sure that makes it look like

1825
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:02,920
Speaker 3: you're hitting all these big cities. You're not gonna put

1826
01:41:02,960 --> 01:41:05,840
Speaker 3: Kihoga Falls. They don't care what the zip code is. No,

1827
01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:10,280
Speaker 3: They're like, that's the Cleveland market, right, yeah, as a whole,

1828
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:15,720
Speaker 3: as a whole ale, that's right, ahle No, the one

1829
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:20,280
Speaker 3: next to it. But Alan, did you know that Don

1830
01:41:20,360 --> 01:41:26,000
Speaker 3: Felder actually legally changed his name to what used to

1831
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:30,960
Speaker 3: be Don Felders snatch. I don't care for that at all.

1832
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:34,640
Speaker 3: I don't care for that. I think it's cheap. I

1833
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:37,679
Speaker 3: think it's tawdry, and I don't care for it anyway.

1834
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:40,320
Speaker 3: The Guess Who and a lot of bands covered American Woman.

1835
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:43,240
Speaker 3: I mean, you forget that Lenny Kravitz version is almost

1836
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:46,200
Speaker 3: thirty years old because it was from an Austin Powers movie,

1837
01:41:46,240 --> 01:41:49,600
Speaker 3: wasn't it. Yeah, so that's old, man. I mean a

1838
01:41:49,640 --> 01:41:51,960
Speaker 3: lot of bands have taken there. You want to have

1839
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:55,240
Speaker 3: a real good time dig into the butthole Surfers cover

1840
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:58,920
Speaker 3: of American Woman. You won't even recognize what's going on there.

1841
01:41:59,240 --> 01:42:04,120
Speaker 3: Recognize you better recognize Crocus did it in eighty two.

1842
01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:07,720
Speaker 3: Remember Crocus. Weren't they German or something? They had a

1843
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:10,519
Speaker 3: couple of hits, but they did American Woman. I'll bring

1844
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:12,760
Speaker 3: you full circle here, Rob, How do you like this?

1845
01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:18,400
Speaker 3: The guess who has a guy touring with them. Their

1846
01:42:18,479 --> 01:42:24,160
Speaker 3: bass player is a guy named Jeff Jones, and he

1847
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:29,160
Speaker 3: was the original bass player for a band called Rush

1848
01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:31,759
Speaker 3: No Way. They could have been a much more diverse

1849
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:36,120
Speaker 3: band actually, because he's a black dude. Alex Lifsen John Rutzy,

1850
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:39,880
Speaker 3: the original drummer for Rush and Jeff Jones. That was

1851
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:44,280
Speaker 3: the original lineup for Rush Wow, And so he sang

1852
01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:47,360
Speaker 3: for them, he played bass, and then he split. They

1853
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:50,720
Speaker 3: got Gedty Lee and they got Neil Peart and that

1854
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:52,400
Speaker 3: of course was the Rush that blew up. So this

1855
01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:55,040
Speaker 3: guy Jeff Jones, who's is a working musician. He tours

1856
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:57,880
Speaker 3: with a guess who, but he's like he was the

1857
01:42:57,920 --> 01:43:01,000
Speaker 3: original bass player for Rush, which he would have to

1858
01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:04,760
Speaker 3: put on there if he was going to tour. Jeff

1859
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:10,280
Speaker 3: Jones the original bass player for Rush. That's not bad man, No,

1860
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:14,000
Speaker 3: it's not. By the way, An American Woman was a

1861
01:43:14,080 --> 01:43:16,800
Speaker 3: song by the Way that they completely improvised, like they

1862
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:20,560
Speaker 3: were dicking around on stage, just like Randy Bakma was

1863
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:24,120
Speaker 3: just playing riffs, and they just started throwing in lyrics

1864
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:26,360
Speaker 3: or whatever and dicking around, and there was like a

1865
01:43:26,520 --> 01:43:29,280
Speaker 3: kid recording them, and they asked the kid for the

1866
01:43:29,320 --> 01:43:32,000
Speaker 3: tape and they listened back to it and they were like, oh,

1867
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:35,960
Speaker 3: just something with this. They turned into an American Woman Rush

1868
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:37,640
Speaker 3: by the way, showing up. Somebody made a list of

1869
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:42,120
Speaker 3: the worst lyrics in classic rock songs Classic Rocks twenty

1870
01:43:42,320 --> 01:43:46,479
Speaker 3: worst lyrics, and there's a lot to choose from I

1871
01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:50,639
Speaker 3: mean Rush is in there. Russia apparently has a song

1872
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:54,400
Speaker 3: called I Think I'm Going Bald. I don't remember that song.

1873
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:58,519
Speaker 3: I wasn't into Rush in nineteen seventy five. But the

1874
01:43:58,560 --> 01:44:01,000
Speaker 3: song is called I Think I'm Going Bald, and that

1875
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:02,439
Speaker 3: showed up on their list there.

1876
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:06,160
Speaker 1: So it's it's song specific. They're not just saying songs specific.

1877
01:44:06,280 --> 01:44:06,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1878
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:10,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, the worst lines of lyrics and classic rock songs

1879
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:14,880
Speaker 3: poison unskinny bop. Well, al, he knew that doesn't mean anything.

1880
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:17,960
Speaker 3: It's terrible. Uh, those guys are drinking a lot. Well,

1881
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:19,240
Speaker 3: and look at what they're quoting to.

1882
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:22,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I get what they're trying to do here,

1883
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:25,880
Speaker 1: but unskinny bop bop bop bop. She just loves to

1884
01:44:25,920 --> 01:44:29,040
Speaker 1: play unskinny bop. Nothing more to say. Yeah, all you

1885
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:31,080
Speaker 1: need for those songs is for it to rhyme, like

1886
01:44:31,240 --> 01:44:33,759
Speaker 1: just if you're gonna critique stuff.

1887
01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:37,040
Speaker 3: Paying Floyds from late sixties, the song bike I Know

1888
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:38,800
Speaker 3: a Mouse and he hasn't got a house. I don't

1889
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:42,920
Speaker 3: know why I call him Gerald. Well there you go. Yeah,

1890
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:46,880
Speaker 3: those aren't great, but uh, you know, oh look here's

1891
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:50,240
Speaker 3: the doors you're y span of Jim Morrison and his lyrics.

1892
01:44:50,320 --> 01:44:52,760
Speaker 3: He's on the list, there's a killer on the road.

1893
01:44:52,760 --> 01:44:56,360
Speaker 3: His brain is squirming like a toad. Well, he did

1894
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:59,320
Speaker 3: have an amphibian focus, you know. They had that Frog

1895
01:44:59,439 --> 01:45:04,080
Speaker 3: song and uh yeah, blood All on the Streets probably

1896
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:06,960
Speaker 3: my favorite song of theirs, the same. I love peace Frog,

1897
01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:10,120
Speaker 3: but you hate the Doors. Well I don't hate the Doors.

1898
01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:14,040
Speaker 3: I think they're highly overrated, but I do like peace Frog.

1899
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:18,960
Speaker 3: Right on, say it's the town Billy Joel, we didn't

1900
01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:21,800
Speaker 3: start the fire. Well, that's that's low hanging fruit.

1901
01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:23,800
Speaker 1: If you can talk about terrible lyrics rock and Roller

1902
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 1: Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore of that whole song.

1903
01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:29,280
Speaker 3: That's what they pick for that. Yeah, well listen, you

1904
01:45:29,280 --> 01:45:31,200
Speaker 3: could throw a dart at any line of lyrics in

1905
01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:34,080
Speaker 3: that song and you're gonna be like ah about that.

1906
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:36,679
Speaker 1: And this is this is the lyric they take exception

1907
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:38,920
Speaker 1: with in the Police. Do Do Doo Doo deda Do

1908
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:41,439
Speaker 1: da is the title of the song, mm hmm. And

1909
01:45:41,479 --> 01:45:44,720
Speaker 1: when their eloquence escapes me, their logic ties me up

1910
01:45:44,720 --> 01:45:46,960
Speaker 1: and rapes me. That's the lyric they don't like in

1911
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:51,000
Speaker 1: that song, Pretty bad, not do Doo Doo doo deda

1912
01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:53,599
Speaker 1: da da. I like that guy Scott who called us.

1913
01:45:53,640 --> 01:45:55,679
Speaker 3: His version if we didn't start the fire is way

1914
01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:57,120
Speaker 3: better than Billy Joel's version.

1915
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:10,479
Speaker 2: We have written on fire and now looka that com

1916
01:46:11,120 --> 01:46:15,840
Speaker 2: Brian Powler, Oberlin Rock.

1917
01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:17,880
Speaker 4: I couldn't beenderstand they.

1918
01:46:17,800 --> 01:46:20,439
Speaker 13: Want to hire me and then they go Yahoo it

1919
01:46:20,520 --> 01:46:21,880
Speaker 13: up television, M.

1920
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:25,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a yahoo on now? So I would

1921
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:27,960
Speaker 3: show up on the list of the best lyrics. Brian

1922
01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:30,559
Speaker 3: Fowler gets a shout out, as he should. Dude who

1923
01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:33,839
Speaker 3: made got a Yahoo it up? Made this list? Virtue

1924
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:37,040
Speaker 3: vc R it says, or you see Ultimate Classic Classic

1925
01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:40,040
Speaker 3: Rock dot com. Just as city Boy born and Raised

1926
01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:42,640
Speaker 3: in South Detroit is the number two worst lyric of

1927
01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 3: all time. Well, there's no South Detroit. There's no such

1928
01:46:45,479 --> 01:46:47,880
Speaker 3: thing as South Detroit. There isn't no Oh, well that

1929
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:50,040
Speaker 3: would explain it. That see, I don't know that. However,

1930
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:54,679
Speaker 3: that's merely on a geographical technicality. So they're getting them there.

1931
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,960
Speaker 3: And then Van Halen, why can't this be love number one?

1932
01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:00,960
Speaker 1: From fifty one to fifty Only time will tell if

1933
01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:02,160
Speaker 1: we stand the test of time.

1934
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:06,200
Speaker 3: That is a terrible line. It's ridiculous. The only time

1935
01:47:06,240 --> 01:47:09,200
Speaker 3: will tell if we stand the test of time. That's lazy.

1936
01:47:09,520 --> 01:47:12,240
Speaker 3: That's lazy. But how else are you gonna tell if

1937
01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:15,200
Speaker 3: you stand the test of time? Nobody has ever accused

1938
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:20,519
Speaker 3: Sammy Hagar of agonizing over lyrics. Well, but that's lazy.

1939
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:24,040
Speaker 1: Writes about aliens and things that are experiences, and that's

1940
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:24,759
Speaker 1: not lazy.

1941
01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:27,160
Speaker 3: I can't believe all that gibberish on the front of

1942
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:33,760
Speaker 3: that Deaf Leopard song in on that list. What that's

1943
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:37,400
Speaker 3: at lyric? That's fine? Offspring grabbed it for that one song.

1944
01:47:37,520 --> 01:47:42,320
Speaker 3: But otn Gleaton Gloubin, get over yourself. Oh I love

1945
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:42,599
Speaker 3: this one.

1946
01:47:42,720 --> 01:47:48,000
Speaker 1: Number four from After Burners zz tops Sleeping Bag. Yes,

1947
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,800
Speaker 1: let's go out to Egypt because it's in the plan.

1948
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:54,240
Speaker 1: Will whip out our mattress because there ain't no beds.

1949
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:58,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, then listen, the song is called sleeping He's not

1950
01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:01,920
Speaker 3: gonna have amazing lyrics, you look. I love that. I

1951
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 3: love the after a Planet of Women Velcrow Fly.

1952
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:11,080
Speaker 1: Let's go out to Egypt because it's in the plan. Well,

1953
01:48:11,080 --> 01:48:13,839
Speaker 1: whip out our mattress because there ain't no beds.

1954
01:48:14,320 --> 01:48:14,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1955
01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:19,639
Speaker 3: In the Shifting Sands Man Love After Burner Woke, there's

1956
01:48:19,640 --> 01:48:21,840
Speaker 3: a song called woke up with wood. I didn't even

1957
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:24,080
Speaker 3: know what that meant when that album came out. I'm like,

1958
01:48:24,360 --> 01:48:27,120
Speaker 3: cause he's trying to be coy. He's like Rick strapping

1959
01:48:27,160 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 3: some wood wink wink, the same thing as pearl necklace.

1960
01:48:30,720 --> 01:48:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just some wonderful jewelries passing out for a

1961
01:48:34,360 --> 01:48:35,400
Speaker 1: anniversary gift.

1962
01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:42,240
Speaker 3: That's right. That's how you knew zz Top was irretrievably cool.

1963
01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:42,559
Speaker 6: Right.

1964
01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:47,040
Speaker 3: This was their second act. They had been reinvigorated by MTV.

1965
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:52,759
Speaker 3: They were somehow able to use all these programmed drums

1966
01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:58,120
Speaker 3: and keyboards and still sound super cool. Yes, and do

1967
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,759
Speaker 3: a freaking song about a sleeping bag. Yeah, and people

1968
01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:02,360
Speaker 3: weren't rolling their eyes, you know what I mean?

1969
01:49:05,280 --> 01:49:05,760
Speaker 2: So good?

1970
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:08,439
Speaker 1: I think people were rolling their eyes and you don't

1971
01:49:08,479 --> 01:49:11,280
Speaker 1: think it was there, you know, the people they wanted

1972
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:11,960
Speaker 1: to be talking to.

1973
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:15,679
Speaker 3: And you know, sleeping bag Rob was a double entendre.

1974
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:18,320
Speaker 3: You know what the sleeping bag really was? No, he

1975
01:49:18,439 --> 01:49:22,120
Speaker 3: wanted to crawl inside of a condom. Really, I don't.

1976
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:25,640
Speaker 3: I didn't know that he was singing this song to

1977
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:30,400
Speaker 3: his wiener slip inside my sleeping bag, I listen.

1978
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:32,760
Speaker 1: I had no idea what pearl necklace was about, and

1979
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:35,479
Speaker 1: that's what he last summer, so I uh you.

1980
01:49:35,479 --> 01:49:37,400
Speaker 3: Know that was his uh, that was his term of

1981
01:49:37,479 --> 01:49:39,759
Speaker 3: endearment for his girlfriend at the time, his sleeping bag,

1982
01:49:39,880 --> 01:49:42,679
Speaker 3: sleeping hag. It was originally and he changed step inside

1983
01:49:42,720 --> 01:49:45,920
Speaker 3: my sleeping hag. Yeah, that doesn't sound nice. I'm being

1984
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:48,960
Speaker 3: mean to the missus. Nobody's gonna like that. Well, Dusty

1985
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:53,280
Speaker 3: had to change how to change things up? Deb Mmmm? Actually,

1986
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:57,880
Speaker 3: Billy Gibbons probably right, Billy Gibbins, Yeah, talking like that. Yep.

1987
01:49:58,120 --> 01:50:01,640
Speaker 3: And rough boy? Are you kidding me? The ballad still slaps,

1988
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:02,479
Speaker 3: it's got that.

1989
01:50:02,560 --> 01:50:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it starts with the big guitars, right, good, good?

1990
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:09,599
Speaker 3: Not we just have rough boys from Pete Townsend here.

1991
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:12,240
Speaker 3: Come on, man, it's not in the system. No. I mean,

1992
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:14,200
Speaker 3: I don't think we're playing rough boys that often, or

1993
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:14,760
Speaker 3: a rough boy.

1994
01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:18,280
Speaker 1: Rather, I think you got eighties week a guy who

1995
01:50:18,320 --> 01:50:19,599
Speaker 1: was an eighties weekend coming up.

1996
01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:21,840
Speaker 3: Maybe Hell's yes, play rough boy.

1997
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:25,360
Speaker 1: I just scheduled sleeping bag, So now I'll look at rough.

1998
01:50:25,160 --> 01:50:30,880
Speaker 3: Boys where come in?

1999
01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:32,760
Speaker 2: Oh? So good?

2000
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:36,200
Speaker 3: I mean I feel bad for Frank Beard because he's like,

2001
01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:38,960
Speaker 3: what the hell am I doing back here? Oh? He

2002
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:39,479
Speaker 3: didn't care.

2003
01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:42,760
Speaker 1: Man, you cashing those I know, happiest guy in rock

2004
01:50:42,800 --> 01:50:45,360
Speaker 1: and rolling I know, and it was the eighties.

2005
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:50,840
Speaker 3: Hey, just hit these pads. Hey, even Alex van Halen

2006
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:54,720
Speaker 3: is playing Simmons drums. He and Tommy Lee he got

2007
01:50:54,800 --> 01:51:01,960
Speaker 3: on yeah stages playing a women the lerious so good Man.

2008
01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:04,920
Speaker 3: That's a great album. Halloween of eighty five. That album

2009
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:10,160
Speaker 3: came out right really Yeah. Paula Abdul famously choreographed the

2010
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:16,320
Speaker 3: velcrow Fly video. I think MTV had made. I think

2011
01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:19,400
Speaker 3: they had. Zz Top had always had kind of a

2012
01:51:19,479 --> 01:51:22,760
Speaker 3: sense of humor about their music, and so MTV made

2013
01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:27,360
Speaker 3: so many things so cartoony that they could do whatever

2014
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 3: they wanted to do and it would still sound like

2015
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:31,839
Speaker 3: zz Top, you know what I mean? That legs videos?

2016
01:51:31,880 --> 01:51:33,320
Speaker 3: What did it for him? I mean that was the

2017
01:51:33,320 --> 01:51:37,280
Speaker 3: one that right that that had to be for sharp

2018
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:40,360
Speaker 3: dressed man dressman. Yeah, because because they were synonymous with

2019
01:51:40,400 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 3: the car and the girls and the gold keychain and

2020
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:44,760
Speaker 3: you give Me all you love and and all that.

2021
01:51:44,920 --> 01:51:47,080
Speaker 1: When they came back and knon and stuff, I was like,

2022
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:50,479
Speaker 1: what is happening with zz Top? But I still listen?

2023
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:52,679
Speaker 1: Never bothered me. An ounce I had this album. I

2024
01:51:52,720 --> 01:51:53,720
Speaker 1: beat the piss out of it.

2025
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:59,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, TV Dinners and come on anyway, I've got to

2026
01:51:59,560 --> 01:52:04,040
Speaker 3: pick a preak care. Maybe this will pop up, Maybe

2027
01:52:04,080 --> 01:52:06,800
Speaker 3: this will pop up on the eighties weekend. Right, I'm

2028
01:52:06,800 --> 01:52:10,360
Speaker 3: gonna put it in absolutely okay, good a big Billy

2029
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:13,960
Speaker 3: Gibbons solo to close the song out. So good.

2030
01:52:14,120 --> 01:52:16,160
Speaker 1: I told you, man, I just saw him last year.

2031
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:19,559
Speaker 1: I can't get over how great they still are. He

2032
01:52:19,640 --> 01:52:22,479
Speaker 1: was playing with a couple of dudes because it was

2033
01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:25,120
Speaker 1: just Billy Gibbons touring. Even those zz tops back out

2034
01:52:25,160 --> 01:52:28,560
Speaker 1: now yeah they uh, dude, he's great and he doesn't not.

2035
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:30,519
Speaker 1: He had the guitar with the had a television screen

2036
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:32,719
Speaker 1: and the guitar that spins around in the circle still.

2037
01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:34,000
Speaker 3: Like it was. It's like watch.

2038
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:35,479
Speaker 1: It was the closest thing you could get to zz

2039
01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:36,840
Speaker 1: Top without seeing zz Top.

2040
01:52:37,040 --> 01:52:39,200
Speaker 3: It's great. He's not especially spry.

2041
01:52:40,120 --> 01:52:43,719
Speaker 1: No't have to hold some incredible stories about dollar stores

2042
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:47,200
Speaker 1: and yeah, you guys have them dollar stores around here

2043
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:49,880
Speaker 1: with you look for the color and that tells you

2044
01:52:49,960 --> 01:52:50,920
Speaker 1: how much things.

2045
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:56,599
Speaker 3: CAUs Oh you don't, oh crap, well, here's cheap sunglass.

2046
01:52:56,640 --> 01:53:01,120
Speaker 3: This is what's called what we I mean, we do

2047
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:04,400
Speaker 3: have places to sell cheap sunglasses. We do have those,

2048
01:53:04,439 --> 01:53:06,439
Speaker 3: okay damn Yeah, you guys can be dated. He go

2049
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:07,439
Speaker 3: behold cheap sung best.

2050
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:09,920
Speaker 16: Hey everybody, Hey, you ever put something on your face?

2051
01:53:09,920 --> 01:53:11,360
Speaker 16: And you know you should have paid more money for

2052
01:53:13,680 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 16: pre song banter. You know he'll be go one two

2053
01:53:16,479 --> 01:53:17,720
Speaker 16: three four man.

2054
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:20,000
Speaker 13: Yeah he is man, lope down and real cheap with

2055
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:28,680
Speaker 13: you tonight. I made you pay r P.

2056
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:34,520
Speaker 12: Dusty should be Allen Cox Show one nuble.

2057
01:53:33,680 --> 01:53:36,719
Speaker 3: M m s call the Alan Cox Show.

2058
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:40,840
Speaker 4: Thanks for turning me up and allowing me to spend

2059
01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:41,560
Speaker 4: this time with you.

2060
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:44,639
Speaker 3: I hope I can turn you one two.

2061
01:53:44,439 --> 01:53:46,760
Speaker 6: One six five seven eight one double oh seven or

2062
01:53:46,800 --> 01:53:50,360
Speaker 6: one eight hundred three four eight one double oh seven.

2063
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:03,639
Speaker 3: Somebody texted me in the break and they said, Hey, Alan,

2064
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:06,160
Speaker 3: I just checked out a velcrow Fly. That is a

2065
01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:11,240
Speaker 3: terrible Oh it's nuts. I mean again, it's pretty ridiculous,

2066
01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:15,120
Speaker 3: but it's a goddamn catchy that. You know. I like

2067
01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:19,640
Speaker 3: percussive music, rob you know me. He is singing a

2068
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:26,880
Speaker 3: song about there's no subtext. Literally, hey, velcrow Fly on

2069
01:54:26,920 --> 01:54:29,000
Speaker 3: your fine blue jeans, and there's a song about a

2070
01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:33,000
Speaker 3: sleeping bag on that album. That to me underscores the

2071
01:54:33,040 --> 01:54:37,520
Speaker 3: invincibility of Zeezy Top, But there are plenty of terrible

2072
01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:40,320
Speaker 3: lyrics to go around. People are hitting me up with

2073
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:43,920
Speaker 3: Steely Dan lyrics, you know from Kid Charlemagne. Is there

2074
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:46,080
Speaker 3: gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car.

2075
01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:48,600
Speaker 3: I have a different take on that. I think that's

2076
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:52,800
Speaker 3: the greatest line of lyrics ever asked and answered. Here's

2077
01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:55,720
Speaker 3: a question, here's the answer. Is there gas in the car? Yes,

2078
01:54:55,760 --> 01:55:00,760
Speaker 3: there's gas in the car. So there you go.

2079
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:05,240
Speaker 2: Hey Bill, Hey boys, how are you doing today?

2080
01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:05,680
Speaker 3: What's up?

2081
01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:05,960
Speaker 4: Man?

2082
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:07,320
Speaker 5: Uh?

2083
01:55:07,360 --> 01:55:09,840
Speaker 2: You know, trucking around here in Madona County, trying to

2084
01:55:09,840 --> 01:55:10,520
Speaker 2: make some money.

2085
01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:10,880
Speaker 3: Cool?

2086
01:55:11,160 --> 01:55:14,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, I just wanted to talk to Rob. Hey, Rob,

2087
01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:17,800
Speaker 2: why don't you throw some old school Sammy Hagar and

2088
01:55:17,960 --> 01:55:22,960
Speaker 2: like some Standinghampton or three lock Box albums this weekend too? Huh.

2089
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:26,200
Speaker 1: They got a lot of Sammy Hagar stuff in. We

2090
01:55:26,240 --> 01:55:30,280
Speaker 1: play Sammy Hagar all the time. I love Three Lockow Yeah,

2091
01:55:30,320 --> 01:55:31,240
Speaker 1: it's great, I love it.

2092
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:34,520
Speaker 2: Those are those are some of his best stuff?

2093
01:55:35,880 --> 01:55:37,760
Speaker 3: Well, then if we play them, what's your question?

2094
01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:41,760
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure we listen in all

2095
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:42,680
Speaker 2: weekend long man?

2096
01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:44,320
Speaker 3: All right? Good Thank you Bill?

2097
01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:50,480
Speaker 2: Thanks Bill, Ball Right, but we already played them to

2098
01:55:51,040 --> 01:55:53,880
Speaker 2: But it can't touch my three lock box Rob.

2099
01:55:53,880 --> 01:55:58,800
Speaker 3: Doesn't busting someone's balls require that they got you on

2100
01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:04,600
Speaker 3: something I don't know anymore? Like you, it's difficult to ascertain,

2101
01:56:04,720 --> 01:56:08,240
Speaker 3: isn't it? Where the ball busting line is like, there

2102
01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:11,840
Speaker 3: are no rules anymore. I think it was a subtle world.

2103
01:56:11,480 --> 01:56:15,320
Speaker 3: The whole world now is the old outback steakhouse Rob.

2104
01:56:15,360 --> 01:56:19,120
Speaker 3: There's no rules, just Roy yea and even just.

2105
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:23,560
Speaker 1: Trying to remind me to uh get some sami in

2106
01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:25,839
Speaker 1: so I will get some samy in for the weekend.

2107
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:31,240
Speaker 3: Indeed, either way, with respect, who the hell is dying

2108
01:56:31,280 --> 01:56:37,320
Speaker 3: on the standing Hampton Hill? I mean, I don't love.

2109
01:56:37,440 --> 01:56:39,920
Speaker 3: There's only one way to rock as much as everybody

2110
01:56:39,920 --> 01:56:47,280
Speaker 3: else does. You know what else is on there? Heavy metal?

2111
01:56:48,200 --> 01:56:50,880
Speaker 3: I'll fall in love again? Okay? I mean you know

2112
01:56:52,560 --> 01:56:57,480
Speaker 3: he covers Peace of My Heart alright? Necessary either? You know,

2113
01:56:58,040 --> 01:57:02,960
Speaker 3: probably not necessary either? But no, no, there's only one

2114
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:08,760
Speaker 3: way to rock. Not true Heavy metals also not true. Great,

2115
01:57:09,320 --> 01:57:14,240
Speaker 3: it's fine call it heavy by the way, with respect again,

2116
01:57:14,320 --> 01:57:18,200
Speaker 3: Sammy Hagar has never even got remotely near heavy metals

2117
01:57:20,280 --> 01:57:21,400
Speaker 3: that particular genre.

2118
01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:27,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just you know they're fine, a little nice

2119
01:57:27,800 --> 01:57:30,040
Speaker 1: nuggets you get every once in a while, little reminders

2120
01:57:30,040 --> 01:57:32,200
Speaker 1: of days past fun.

2121
01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:37,480
Speaker 3: This popular genre, this sixth letter genre, this genre. No

2122
01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:39,000
Speaker 3: good deed goes unpunished.

2123
01:57:39,080 --> 01:57:39,360
Speaker 4: Rob.

2124
01:57:40,040 --> 01:57:45,120
Speaker 3: We come in here fully turgid to tell people how

2125
01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:47,600
Speaker 3: excited we are about the eighties weekend that's coming up,

2126
01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:51,320
Speaker 3: and what happens. How come you guys don't play all

2127
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:56,720
Speaker 3: do Nova? We do play all Dova. No, we mean

2128
01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:59,800
Speaker 3: this song other than Fantasy, it isn't here.

2129
01:58:00,120 --> 01:58:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well I'll go deep on the Aldo

2130
01:58:03,960 --> 01:58:04,839
Speaker 1: Nova catalog.

2131
01:58:05,080 --> 01:58:13,160
Speaker 3: Yes, Fantasy and out Fantasy and out Hey tonight, I'm

2132
01:58:13,160 --> 01:58:14,880
Speaker 3: out in Streetsboro. By the way, if you go to

2133
01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:18,880
Speaker 3: allencockshow dot com at the contest page there, we're doing

2134
01:58:18,920 --> 01:58:21,680
Speaker 3: the bud Light March Mini Hoops. I'm squeezing a lot

2135
01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:25,320
Speaker 3: of these appearances into just a couple of weeks because

2136
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:27,240
Speaker 3: we got the finals coming up on the twenty first,

2137
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:29,720
Speaker 3: and there's a trip to Vegas on the line, and

2138
01:58:29,760 --> 01:58:32,040
Speaker 3: there's ten thousand dollars on the line. So if you're

2139
01:58:32,080 --> 01:58:34,640
Speaker 3: good at Papa Shot, you should come out. I'll be

2140
01:58:34,680 --> 01:58:37,280
Speaker 3: out at Chuggers tonight, which is at the ass end

2141
01:58:37,320 --> 01:58:40,640
Speaker 3: of that strip. Mall there in Streetsboro. But it's a

2142
01:58:40,640 --> 01:58:43,320
Speaker 3: hell of a joint. Where is Streetsboro. It's on the

2143
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:45,840
Speaker 3: way to Kent. Oh yeah, it's out there. Take me

2144
01:58:45,880 --> 01:58:48,120
Speaker 3: an hour to get there from here, my oh my,

2145
01:58:48,360 --> 01:58:50,760
Speaker 3: oh yeah. So anyway, eight to ten tonight, I'm at Chuggers.

2146
01:58:50,760 --> 01:58:56,960
Speaker 3: Tomorrow night, I'm going to be in Green Is that right?

2147
01:58:57,120 --> 01:58:58,920
Speaker 3: Why can't I? I have so many of these? I

2148
01:58:58,920 --> 01:59:03,720
Speaker 3: think that's right. Tomorrow I'm at Jerseys in Green slash Akron,

2149
01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:08,520
Speaker 3: the Greater Akron Metropolitan Area. Jerseys is on Turkey Foot

2150
01:59:08,680 --> 01:59:13,440
Speaker 3: Lake Road, So I'm there tomorrow night, and then Saturday afternoon,

2151
01:59:13,680 --> 01:59:15,880
Speaker 3: I'm lo closer to home. I'm in Strongsville at the

2152
01:59:15,880 --> 01:59:18,200
Speaker 3: local bar. So anyway, I'm doing a bunch of these.

2153
01:59:18,240 --> 01:59:22,800
Speaker 3: The whole schedule there is at WMMS dot com. Doctor

2154
01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:26,040
Speaker 3: Ryan Bergland is back on the show tomorrow for a

2155
01:59:26,080 --> 01:59:28,320
Speaker 3: new installment that is it red. I got an email

2156
01:59:28,360 --> 01:59:31,520
Speaker 3: from Jeremiah and you know, we talk all the time.

2157
01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:36,720
Speaker 3: Somebody yesterday how the audience remembers things that we don't. Yeah,

2158
01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:38,600
Speaker 3: you know, you could be excused because you've only been

2159
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:40,160
Speaker 3: on the show a couple of years, but people can

2160
01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:44,000
Speaker 3: go way back with me and Jeremiah made an AI

2161
01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:47,600
Speaker 3: song based on he goes. Remember when people with a

2162
01:59:47,640 --> 01:59:50,640
Speaker 3: couple of callers back in the day called Doctor Bergland

2163
01:59:51,360 --> 01:59:54,760
Speaker 3: and tried to claim they tried, they tried to foist

2164
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:57,440
Speaker 3: on him the story that they no doubt told their

2165
01:59:57,440 --> 02:00:00,840
Speaker 3: girlfriend or wife that they got her bees from the

2166
02:00:00,920 --> 02:00:04,320
Speaker 3: backsplash of the urinal. Yeah, that's how they got it

2167
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:07,120
Speaker 3: makes sense. Yeah, so he did a backsplash song.

2168
02:00:07,240 --> 02:00:13,520
Speaker 13: It was splash on weel.

2169
02:00:17,320 --> 02:00:21,480
Speaker 3: Went to Doctor Bergland. Then he said, that's a shame.

2170
02:00:23,240 --> 02:00:24,200
Speaker 2: That's a shame.

2171
02:00:24,560 --> 02:00:28,560
Speaker 3: Interesting choice to go the show tunes route for the

2172
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:40,640
Speaker 3: subject matter. Kind of a Hugh Jackman Greatest Showman vibe.

2173
02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:43,920
Speaker 1: The yeah yeah, he sent this to me too, h

2174
02:00:44,040 --> 02:00:46,960
Speaker 1: and I kind of I just wrote back, ha ha,

2175
02:00:47,720 --> 02:00:49,440
Speaker 1: and he's like, how about a little backstory? And then

2176
02:00:49,480 --> 02:00:50,640
Speaker 1: he explained it to me and I'm like, oh, that

2177
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:52,560
Speaker 1: is really funny because the only thing I got from

2178
02:00:52,600 --> 02:00:53,720
Speaker 1: it was doctor Berglin's name.

2179
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:56,120
Speaker 3: So I'm like, what is the what does this mean?

2180
02:00:56,200 --> 02:00:58,640
Speaker 3: He explained I had to have him refresh my memory.

2181
02:00:58,680 --> 02:01:00,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I don't remember the backs my story

2182
02:01:00,640 --> 02:01:03,000
Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, these two dudes. I was like, oh,

2183
02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:06,480
Speaker 3: I don't remember I obviously don't remember. This was years ago.

2184
02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but but I was just happy that he

2185
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:10,640
Speaker 1: reached out to me, and maybe he just reached out

2186
02:01:10,680 --> 02:01:12,120
Speaker 1: to me after you were like what the hell is

2187
02:01:12,160 --> 02:01:15,880
Speaker 1: this because he was like he sent me a nice backstory.

2188
02:01:15,880 --> 02:01:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, thank god, because I was like afraid

2189
02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:20,040
Speaker 1: you were going to go into this and I'd be like,

2190
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're telling them.

2191
02:01:21,200 --> 02:01:22,880
Speaker 3: Well no, I mean I wouldn't expect you to. But

2192
02:01:23,160 --> 02:01:24,920
Speaker 3: you can't go that far back with doctor Burglar. I

2193
02:01:24,960 --> 02:01:26,080
Speaker 3: mean I think you've been on the show. I think

2194
02:01:26,120 --> 02:01:28,200
Speaker 3: he's been here twice since you've been on the show, Yeah,

2195
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:30,680
Speaker 3: two or three times. Yeah, he's great. I can't wait

2196
02:01:30,680 --> 02:01:32,400
Speaker 3: for me to come in. He's the best. I have

2197
02:01:32,440 --> 02:01:36,440
Speaker 3: a ton of questions for him from your own personal experience.

2198
02:01:36,480 --> 02:01:36,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2199
02:01:36,720 --> 02:01:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got an email here, doctor Bergland. It's supposed

2200
02:01:40,120 --> 02:01:43,600
Speaker 1: to burn when I pee when he peas? He him. Yeah,

2201
02:01:43,600 --> 02:01:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm reading his email. It says, am I supposed to

2202
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:47,560
Speaker 1: burn when ipe he peas?

2203
02:01:48,240 --> 02:01:51,160
Speaker 3: I don't want to miss I'm screwing up my pronouns

2204
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:57,120
Speaker 3: for this listener. Yeah. So anyway, doctor Berglan will be

2205
02:01:57,160 --> 02:01:59,080
Speaker 3: here tomorrow for is it read. If you're not able

2206
02:01:59,120 --> 02:02:02,640
Speaker 3: to listen live, you can eat till me, you can text,

2207
02:02:02,760 --> 02:02:05,680
Speaker 3: We'll take your calls and all that kind of stuff. Live.

2208
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:09,200
Speaker 3: I have an is it read email folder that I

2209
02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:11,840
Speaker 3: stick them in rob and then when he joins us,

2210
02:02:11,880 --> 02:02:16,400
Speaker 3: we get in there. And did you read about this

2211
02:02:16,600 --> 02:02:19,840
Speaker 3: Kyle and Jackie O show? Do you know who they are?

2212
02:02:20,960 --> 02:02:23,720
Speaker 3: This is like the biggest show in Australia. Now that

2213
02:02:23,800 --> 02:02:27,240
Speaker 3: might sound silly, but the beauty of doing radio overseas

2214
02:02:27,360 --> 02:02:31,080
Speaker 3: is that you're basically on a massive network and so

2215
02:02:31,840 --> 02:02:36,240
Speaker 3: your show basically airs all throughout the country. This happens

2216
02:02:36,240 --> 02:02:39,720
Speaker 3: a lot in Europe, it happens overseas. And this show

2217
02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:43,720
Speaker 3: that's been on I guess a Kiss FM station. These

2218
02:02:43,720 --> 02:02:46,760
Speaker 3: are different companies, but they're still called Kiss FM because

2219
02:02:46,800 --> 02:02:49,840
Speaker 3: there is some brand recognition of that. And this was

2220
02:02:49,960 --> 02:02:53,440
Speaker 3: like the biggest show in Sydney, Australia, so it's like

2221
02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:56,840
Speaker 3: a major it be like a New York morning show

2222
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,720
Speaker 3: or something. And this show was on for a long time.

2223
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:05,720
Speaker 3: It was called Kyle and Jackie. Oh. And to underscore,

2224
02:03:06,080 --> 02:03:09,040
Speaker 3: by the way, how much money you can make being

2225
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:14,760
Speaker 3: on a nationwide network. The report was that each of

2226
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:22,720
Speaker 3: these people were being paid one hundred million dollars no way. Now.

2227
02:03:22,840 --> 02:03:25,600
Speaker 3: They have been on for a long time, Jackie Oh

2228
02:03:25,640 --> 02:03:29,280
Speaker 3: Henderson and the mail host is a guy named Kyle Sandalans,

2229
02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:32,640
Speaker 3: and they've been together for a long time. But this

2230
02:03:32,720 --> 02:03:35,200
Speaker 3: guy has kind of been like a I guess as

2231
02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:41,360
Speaker 3: inasmuch as you can be on Australian radio, like a

2232
02:03:41,400 --> 02:03:43,920
Speaker 3: shock jockey type of guy. And she went along for

2233
02:03:43,960 --> 02:03:46,200
Speaker 3: a long long time because they were it was an

2234
02:03:46,200 --> 02:03:51,960
Speaker 3: extraordinarily lucrative show. So these two had just signed like

2235
02:03:52,040 --> 02:03:55,960
Speaker 3: this major money deal because the company that owns them

2236
02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:57,920
Speaker 3: was like, we're going to put them in every city

2237
02:03:57,920 --> 02:04:03,480
Speaker 3: in Australia. But what's so frequently happens even with syndicated

2238
02:04:03,480 --> 02:04:07,520
Speaker 3: shows over here, is they kill it in their home city,

2239
02:04:07,760 --> 02:04:10,480
Speaker 3: they crap the bed everywhere else. It's real hard to

2240
02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:13,080
Speaker 3: kind of translate, you know, even if you're being syndicated

2241
02:04:13,160 --> 02:04:17,800
Speaker 3: throughout Australia, which these two people were. And obviously you

2242
02:04:17,800 --> 02:04:19,680
Speaker 3: could you know, podcast and you can stream them and

2243
02:04:19,680 --> 02:04:22,880
Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff. Obviously, Arnard a big, big show.

2244
02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:25,600
Speaker 3: They've been on four Like, these two have been together

2245
02:04:25,600 --> 02:04:29,080
Speaker 3: for like twenty twenty five years. But apparently she had

2246
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:32,720
Speaker 3: had enough, and he went in on her one morning

2247
02:04:32,840 --> 02:04:35,200
Speaker 3: and some tirade about he's making fun of her for

2248
02:04:35,960 --> 02:04:39,160
Speaker 3: paying attention to Zodiac or whatever, and she said, I'm

2249
02:04:39,160 --> 02:04:42,560
Speaker 3: out of here. The trouble is she't gonna get that money.

2250
02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:46,040
Speaker 3: So I guess it was really bad. It probably socks

2251
02:04:46,080 --> 02:04:49,480
Speaker 3: some away over the years. But literally two years ago

2252
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:55,080
Speaker 3: they signed this deal, a ten year deal worth one

2253
02:04:55,160 --> 02:04:58,280
Speaker 3: hundred million dollars apiece, so they were making ten mili

2254
02:04:58,320 --> 02:05:05,240
Speaker 3: a year apiece. And so this rob has shaken the

2255
02:05:05,720 --> 02:05:09,240
Speaker 3: radio network world over there, but a lot of people

2256
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:13,080
Speaker 3: are like, give me a break. This chick has been

2257
02:05:13,120 --> 02:05:17,080
Speaker 3: sitting there laughing at this guy's dumb, misogynist crap and

2258
02:05:17,200 --> 02:05:19,520
Speaker 3: racist crap for you know, twenty years, and then all

2259
02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:22,120
Speaker 3: of a sudden, Yeah, it feels very fake. She's calling

2260
02:05:22,160 --> 02:05:24,440
Speaker 3: bullshrimp on him. Yeah. I think it's fake. I think

2261
02:05:24,480 --> 02:05:26,200
Speaker 3: the whole thing is, do you think so? Yeah?

2262
02:05:26,320 --> 02:05:29,320
Speaker 1: I think every we're in the United States talking about

2263
02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:31,879
Speaker 1: this show, you know what I mean, I think.

2264
02:05:31,680 --> 02:05:34,240
Speaker 3: That's what they wanted. Yeah, but it doesn't do that

2265
02:05:34,320 --> 02:05:36,240
Speaker 3: any good if we're talking no, no, no, I just mean

2266
02:05:36,240 --> 02:05:39,320
Speaker 3: in general, if we're talking about it here, there's a

2267
02:05:39,360 --> 02:05:42,000
Speaker 3: big deal over there, and if you suck ass in

2268
02:05:42,160 --> 02:05:44,320
Speaker 3: every single city you're in, with the exception of your

2269
02:05:44,320 --> 02:05:47,200
Speaker 3: home city, that's the easiest way to get people talking.

2270
02:05:48,040 --> 02:05:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean you one hundred million dollars. Look,

2271
02:05:51,840 --> 02:05:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what her financial situation is. You may

2272
02:05:54,480 --> 02:05:56,480
Speaker 1: walking away from ten million bucks a year because you

2273
02:05:56,520 --> 02:05:57,839
Speaker 1: all of a sudden grow a conscience.

2274
02:05:58,040 --> 02:06:02,800
Speaker 3: Certainly wouldn't think so. No. She said in her memoir

2275
02:06:03,880 --> 02:06:05,400
Speaker 3: that a lot of what they did on the show

2276
02:06:05,400 --> 02:06:08,040
Speaker 3: for the past twenty five years was for shock value.

2277
02:06:08,240 --> 02:06:10,960
Speaker 3: Of course, you know, you got to keep ratcheting that up.

2278
02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:12,480
Speaker 3: By the way, if that's the kind of show you're

2279
02:06:12,480 --> 02:06:15,880
Speaker 3: going to do, you know, if you try to maintain

2280
02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:18,720
Speaker 3: this thin veneer of whatever, sooner or later, the bottom

2281
02:06:18,760 --> 02:06:22,720
Speaker 3: is going to fall out. Anyway. She told their radio

2282
02:06:22,800 --> 02:06:25,000
Speaker 3: network there in Australia that she could no longer work

2283
02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:30,880
Speaker 3: with her partner and her contract was terminated. The guy,

2284
02:06:30,960 --> 02:06:32,320
Speaker 3: I guess, tried to come back and do kind of

2285
02:06:32,320 --> 02:06:35,960
Speaker 3: ama coupla. They have two different they each have their

2286
02:06:35,960 --> 02:06:39,240
Speaker 3: own contract, so this guy has probably still got to

2287
02:06:39,240 --> 02:06:41,320
Speaker 3: go back to work. They suspended him for a couple

2288
02:06:41,360 --> 02:06:46,800
Speaker 3: of weeks, but they terminated her contract they had just

2289
02:06:46,880 --> 02:06:48,839
Speaker 3: signed a deal that was going to run through twenty

2290
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:52,840
Speaker 3: thirty four. I guess, yeah, then there's going to be

2291
02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:56,640
Speaker 3: the and they are they, you know, the politically incorrect

2292
02:06:56,800 --> 02:06:59,640
Speaker 3: Oh wait with friends for why too long? We decided

2293
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:02,000
Speaker 3: we had to sit down and talk about it.

2294
02:07:02,440 --> 02:07:04,600
Speaker 1: So I said, hey, listen, Mite, I'm sorry, and she

2295
02:07:04,680 --> 02:07:07,320
Speaker 1: said I'm sorry, and now look at us. We're back together,

2296
02:07:07,640 --> 02:07:10,000
Speaker 1: making ten million dollars a year and happy as hell.

2297
02:07:10,800 --> 02:07:13,320
Speaker 3: Game over. Well, because they were on in Sydney and

2298
02:07:13,360 --> 02:07:15,720
Speaker 3: they had an audience in Sydney of about one and

2299
02:07:15,760 --> 02:07:19,560
Speaker 3: a half million people, so it was like the show there,

2300
02:07:19,960 --> 02:07:21,800
Speaker 3: and the company goes, so we're going to put it everywhere.

2301
02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:24,440
Speaker 3: So they put it on in Melbourne and they completely

2302
02:07:24,440 --> 02:07:27,080
Speaker 3: crap the bed. I don't know, you know, a show

2303
02:07:27,160 --> 02:07:28,720
Speaker 3: like this, you kind of have to be able to

2304
02:07:28,760 --> 02:07:32,720
Speaker 3: ramp it up, I guess, but people aren't that different.

2305
02:07:32,840 --> 02:07:35,120
Speaker 3: I don't know why a friggin show that works in Sydney,

2306
02:07:35,160 --> 02:07:37,760
Speaker 3: Australia is not going to work in another city up

2307
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:40,040
Speaker 3: the coast. Because they were like, it's not like it's

2308
02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:42,480
Speaker 3: New York and Kansas, you know what I mean. I

2309
02:07:42,560 --> 02:07:43,960
Speaker 3: replaced those other two people.

2310
02:07:44,080 --> 02:07:47,040
Speaker 1: I really liked, so I said, now, why might oh

2311
02:07:46,800 --> 02:07:49,640
Speaker 1: I listened to this gabbage damage.

2312
02:07:50,800 --> 02:07:53,000
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny. I think about my early career, and

2313
02:07:53,240 --> 02:07:57,560
Speaker 3: I've kind of told the story before, but the first

2314
02:07:57,640 --> 02:08:02,760
Speaker 3: opportunities I had in radio were overseas I and I

2315
02:08:02,840 --> 02:08:04,720
Speaker 3: really wanted to get on the air and do my

2316
02:08:04,760 --> 02:08:07,000
Speaker 3: own thing. But there was a thing in the back

2317
02:08:07,040 --> 02:08:10,760
Speaker 3: of my brain where I knew I was not ready

2318
02:08:10,840 --> 02:08:13,840
Speaker 3: yet for what that would entail. I was not I

2319
02:08:13,840 --> 02:08:18,000
Speaker 3: think I had the wherewithal to realize that. Professionally, I

2320
02:08:18,000 --> 02:08:20,040
Speaker 3: didn't want to bite off more than I could chew,

2321
02:08:20,880 --> 02:08:26,040
Speaker 3: and so I ended up taking the first gig I

2322
02:08:26,120 --> 02:08:29,440
Speaker 3: was offered in the United States, which was Kalamazoo, Michigan.

2323
02:08:29,920 --> 02:08:33,000
Speaker 3: But I had been offered, or at least a conversation

2324
02:08:33,120 --> 02:08:36,880
Speaker 3: had begun for me to do a morning show at

2325
02:08:36,920 --> 02:08:41,360
Speaker 3: an American rock station in Stockholm. And I don't know

2326
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Speaker 3: if it's still on the air. It was called Bandit

2327
02:08:43,200 --> 02:08:45,400
Speaker 3: one oh five. It might still be on.

2328
02:08:45,560 --> 02:08:45,720
Speaker 7: You know.

2329
02:08:45,760 --> 02:08:49,200
Speaker 3: Their thing was radio in Sweden sucks, we suck less.

2330
02:08:49,280 --> 02:08:51,400
Speaker 3: You know, it's mid nineties, so it was all kind

2331
02:08:51,440 --> 02:08:55,040
Speaker 3: of like you know, grunge, gen x imaging and whatever.

2332
02:08:55,160 --> 02:08:58,640
Speaker 3: And the guy who had been doing mornings there. I

2333
02:08:58,640 --> 02:09:00,280
Speaker 3: don't know if he I don't know he was from there.

2334
02:09:00,320 --> 02:09:02,640
Speaker 3: He didn't have like a lilt or is guy Dave Nerghi,

2335
02:09:03,440 --> 02:09:06,800
Speaker 3: who I don't think ever left Sweden. So my impression

2336
02:09:06,880 --> 02:09:09,520
Speaker 3: was that he was from here but had gone over

2337
02:09:09,560 --> 02:09:12,000
Speaker 3: there and really wanted to come back. And so some

2338
02:09:12,040 --> 02:09:15,440
Speaker 3: conversations had been had between me and the management of

2339
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:17,240
Speaker 3: the station. Hey, come over here, take a look around.

2340
02:09:17,480 --> 02:09:20,800
Speaker 3: We'd really like you to blah blah blah, and Stockholms

2341
02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:23,800
Speaker 3: are you know, and women are beautiful and whatever. But

2342
02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:26,360
Speaker 3: I was like, I really don't want to get over

2343
02:09:26,360 --> 02:09:28,160
Speaker 3: there and then get chewed up and spat out. They

2344
02:09:28,160 --> 02:09:31,560
Speaker 3: called this guy like the Howard Stern of Sweden. Good

2345
02:09:31,560 --> 02:09:34,280
Speaker 3: for you man. Here's a clip I found an old

2346
02:09:34,280 --> 02:09:36,960
Speaker 3: clip online. This is what they considered the Howard Stern

2347
02:09:37,000 --> 02:09:39,760
Speaker 3: of Sweden, those great guys and gals who wear the

2348
02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:43,000
Speaker 3: bandits T shirts and have attached the bandit sticker to

2349
02:09:43,120 --> 02:09:45,680
Speaker 3: their cars and trusts him.

2350
02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:48,520
Speaker 2: There is a lot of people driving around Stockholm with

2351
02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:50,919
Speaker 2: the banded sticker tied to their bumper.

2352
02:09:51,440 --> 02:09:53,760
Speaker 3: Tied to their bumper, he writes, Oh, what a dick wad.

2353
02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:54,960
Speaker 2: You can't even write English.

2354
02:09:55,240 --> 02:09:57,920
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, the bandit sticker is stuck on their bumper

2355
02:09:58,000 --> 02:10:01,280
Speaker 3: and right like over here, wouldn't even be passable on

2356
02:10:01,360 --> 02:10:03,920
Speaker 3: college radio, no, he said dick wad though, So that's

2357
02:10:03,960 --> 02:10:06,560
Speaker 3: what made him. And this guy was on a massive

2358
02:10:06,600 --> 02:10:10,440
Speaker 3: signal there in Stockholm anyway, heavy breather that guy, and

2359
02:10:10,480 --> 02:10:12,120
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know if he ever left, but

2360
02:10:12,280 --> 02:10:15,360
Speaker 3: obviously I made the right decision. But then there was

2361
02:10:15,400 --> 02:10:17,840
Speaker 3: a network of radio stations. My ex wife, who had

2362
02:10:17,840 --> 02:10:20,120
Speaker 3: lived in Japan for a while, she was telling me,

2363
02:10:20,160 --> 02:10:21,960
Speaker 3: she goes, well, you could always go work for Jwave.

2364
02:10:22,120 --> 02:10:26,320
Speaker 3: Jwave was this huge network of radio stations over in

2365
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:30,080
Speaker 3: Tokyo where you had to do breaks in English and Japanese.

2366
02:10:30,120 --> 02:10:33,000
Speaker 3: So the learning curve for me would have been tough.

2367
02:10:33,280 --> 02:10:38,280
Speaker 3: But the allure was European and you know, radio stations

2368
02:10:38,320 --> 02:10:42,520
Speaker 3: around the around the world. If you were American, that

2369
02:10:42,680 --> 02:10:47,320
Speaker 3: was a hook obviously, and the money was huge, and

2370
02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:49,760
Speaker 3: I was like, but I felt like those guys who

2371
02:10:49,840 --> 02:10:52,120
Speaker 3: go overseas to play basketball and then when they try

2372
02:10:52,120 --> 02:10:55,120
Speaker 3: to come back, they're not really taken seriously, and that's

2373
02:10:55,160 --> 02:10:56,600
Speaker 3: not what I wanted. I'm like, it's going to be

2374
02:10:56,880 --> 02:10:58,440
Speaker 3: I just felt like it was going to be real

2375
02:10:58,560 --> 02:11:02,000
Speaker 3: hard to come back. If I went overseas, see, I

2376
02:11:02,040 --> 02:11:03,200
Speaker 3: wouldn't have learned, so I didn't.

2377
02:11:03,320 --> 02:11:05,320
Speaker 1: But I definitely would have gone to Stockholm if I

2378
02:11:05,360 --> 02:11:07,560
Speaker 1: was offered that, you I would have been gone without

2379
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:08,720
Speaker 1: no questions asked.

2380
02:11:08,840 --> 02:11:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that the guy ever left. I

2381
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:14,000
Speaker 3: don't know if he's still around. Reason for it, you know,

2382
02:11:14,440 --> 02:11:17,400
Speaker 3: it's great. It was called Stockholm. It was called the

2383
02:11:17,480 --> 02:11:23,200
Speaker 3: rock Holme of Stockholm, and it was like one of

2384
02:11:23,240 --> 02:11:28,560
Speaker 3: the first like they called me like three months after

2385
02:11:28,600 --> 02:11:31,640
Speaker 3: they signed on. Oh that's scary, and it was, well,

2386
02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:34,760
Speaker 3: this is what I mean. Like it was American expats

2387
02:11:35,040 --> 02:11:38,480
Speaker 3: who had started this radio station, so I think the

2388
02:11:38,520 --> 02:11:41,320
Speaker 3: money was set and it was all in English. You know,

2389
02:11:41,360 --> 02:11:43,200
Speaker 3: they speak English over there. Anyway, it's not you know,

2390
02:11:43,200 --> 02:11:46,440
Speaker 3: obviously these there is a Swedish dialect, but it was

2391
02:11:46,600 --> 02:11:50,120
Speaker 3: you know, they were trying to get Americans. But I

2392
02:11:50,160 --> 02:11:53,080
Speaker 3: was like, this feels too easy. This seems too easy

2393
02:11:54,160 --> 02:11:56,840
Speaker 3: for me to just slide in there. I'm like, so

2394
02:11:56,960 --> 02:11:58,920
Speaker 3: that tells me that they're desperate.

2395
02:12:00,280 --> 02:12:00,480
Speaker 2: There.

2396
02:12:00,640 --> 02:12:04,280
Speaker 3: I don't know. I like easy, and I like that.

2397
02:12:04,880 --> 02:12:08,520
Speaker 3: I like Sweden, I know, but I feel you know,

2398
02:12:08,600 --> 02:12:12,720
Speaker 3: who knows if you might not even be hearing me right.

2399
02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:15,880
Speaker 1: Now, Rob, I wouldn't have done that Japanese thing telling

2400
02:12:15,880 --> 02:12:16,920
Speaker 1: me I gotta learn Japanese.

2401
02:12:17,160 --> 02:12:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2402
02:12:17,360 --> 02:12:20,440
Speaker 3: But also the hook on Jwave, at least at the time,

2403
02:12:20,720 --> 02:12:24,000
Speaker 3: was they didn't have five DJs that were each doing

2404
02:12:24,000 --> 02:12:26,800
Speaker 3: a show every day. They had twenty DJs who were

2405
02:12:26,800 --> 02:12:29,200
Speaker 3: on like twice a week each and they were making

2406
02:12:29,240 --> 02:12:31,240
Speaker 3: a ton of money. So I was like, well, I

2407
02:12:31,240 --> 02:12:37,600
Speaker 3: could probably learn, you know. But anyway, so coming back

2408
02:12:37,640 --> 02:12:39,600
Speaker 3: around to the fact that they're you know, if you're

2409
02:12:39,640 --> 02:12:43,160
Speaker 3: on one of these shows overseas that are like broadcast

2410
02:12:43,200 --> 02:12:46,600
Speaker 3: throughout the entire country, you can make crazy money. Now,

2411
02:12:46,600 --> 02:12:48,520
Speaker 3: the flip side is that there's just fewer of them.

2412
02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:51,560
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of radio shows in the States,

2413
02:12:52,960 --> 02:12:56,920
Speaker 3: fewer and fewer fleegin Flurging. I mean, it was all

2414
02:12:57,000 --> 02:12:58,720
Speaker 3: in English, so I didn't have to worry about that.

2415
02:13:00,360 --> 02:13:07,040
Speaker 4: Allen Coxshow on one hundred point seven, Hey, you with

2416
02:13:07,160 --> 02:13:10,320
Speaker 4: the good taste, What the hell you doing here? It's

2417
02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:12,520
Speaker 4: a Allen Cox show on.

2418
02:13:12,320 --> 02:13:52,200
Speaker 12: One hundred point seven WMMS yes.

2419
02:13:45,280 --> 02:13:48,480
Speaker 3: Two, one, six, five, seven, eight one double oh seven

2420
02:13:48,520 --> 02:13:52,640
Speaker 3: if you want to join us or eight hundred three,

2421
02:13:52,680 --> 02:13:57,280
Speaker 3: four eight one double oh seven. No Calves tonight, they

2422
02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:00,880
Speaker 3: are resting the remainder of the week. Guardians will play

2423
02:14:00,920 --> 02:14:05,520
Speaker 3: some spring training ball against a White Sox tonight, but

2424
02:14:05,600 --> 02:14:08,360
Speaker 3: the Calves will end up back on the court here

2425
02:14:08,400 --> 02:14:15,080
Speaker 3: at home on Sunday afternoon. That'll be we will have

2426
02:14:15,120 --> 02:14:17,920
Speaker 3: already done daylight saving time by then, so it'll be

2427
02:14:17,960 --> 02:14:21,920
Speaker 3: a one o'clock tip off would have been noon, right,

2428
02:14:22,440 --> 02:14:24,480
Speaker 3: I believe that's how it works. Anyway, I want to

2429
02:14:24,520 --> 02:14:29,720
Speaker 3: confuse people unnecessarily. Calves Celtics at the Rocket Arena on

2430
02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:33,960
Speaker 3: Sunday afternoon one o'clock. Your coverage will begin at twelve thirty.

2431
02:14:34,080 --> 02:14:37,600
Speaker 3: Speaking of you know who Bill Simmons is. Yes, you're

2432
02:14:37,600 --> 02:14:41,920
Speaker 3: a Boston guy. Bill Simmons is a guy who made

2433
02:14:41,920 --> 02:14:47,080
Speaker 3: his bones coming up in sports print media there in Boston.

2434
02:14:47,120 --> 02:14:48,880
Speaker 3: I think he went to BU or BC, one of

2435
02:14:48,920 --> 02:14:54,440
Speaker 3: those schools, and he created a website that ended up

2436
02:14:54,440 --> 02:14:58,000
Speaker 3: getting scooped up by ESPN. And he's, you know, over

2437
02:14:58,040 --> 02:15:00,480
Speaker 3: the course of the years between print and the early

2438
02:15:00,600 --> 02:15:05,760
Speaker 3: days of the internet and podcasting along, he's really created

2439
02:15:06,280 --> 02:15:10,600
Speaker 3: a nice little cottage industry for himself. He's a very

2440
02:15:10,640 --> 02:15:14,880
Speaker 3: widely read sportswriter. I don't know what people think of

2441
02:15:14,960 --> 02:15:21,080
Speaker 3: the guy. I know that he's popular. I know who

2442
02:15:21,120 --> 02:15:25,880
Speaker 3: he is, and so he was with ESPN for a while.

2443
02:15:27,080 --> 02:15:31,120
Speaker 3: He's funny enough. So, like I remember, Kimmel wanted him

2444
02:15:31,120 --> 02:15:36,120
Speaker 3: to write for his show. But he's done a lot

2445
02:15:36,120 --> 02:15:40,160
Speaker 3: of things in the interim And a listener sent me this.

2446
02:15:40,200 --> 02:15:44,560
Speaker 3: Do you see what he posted? No listener sent me this.

2447
02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:51,839
Speaker 3: Bill Simmons has floated an insane idea for Lebron's last season,

2448
02:15:53,480 --> 02:16:00,240
Speaker 3: suggesting he signed one week contracts with every franchise. Does

2449
02:16:00,280 --> 02:16:03,480
Speaker 3: that sound familiar to anyone? Does that sound like an

2450
02:16:03,480 --> 02:16:06,320
Speaker 3: idea that I had a month ago and everybody laughed

2451
02:16:06,320 --> 02:16:12,800
Speaker 3: at me. Rob everybody laughed. I said, huh huh, I said,

2452
02:16:13,000 --> 02:16:17,280
Speaker 3: wouldn't it be great if Lebron played for the other teams?

2453
02:16:18,160 --> 02:16:21,720
Speaker 3: They're gonna laugh at him? Do like a fair huh huh?

2454
02:16:21,960 --> 02:16:25,920
Speaker 3: Do a farewell tour that way? Bill Simmons thinks it'd

2455
02:16:25,920 --> 02:16:30,120
Speaker 3: be a great idea. Sign a one week contract with

2456
02:16:30,160 --> 02:16:34,400
Speaker 3: all thirty teams. Every team gets one Lebron home game

2457
02:16:35,000 --> 02:16:38,280
Speaker 3: where he starts and plays, and they sell thousands of

2458
02:16:38,320 --> 02:16:44,040
Speaker 3: limited jerseys. Minnesota gets one, Miami gets a Lebron Reunion.

2459
02:16:45,720 --> 02:16:48,320
Speaker 3: He's not going to win the title no matter where

2460
02:16:48,360 --> 02:16:52,959
Speaker 3: he goes. Why not generate news in every local market. Golly,

2461
02:16:55,080 --> 02:17:00,600
Speaker 3: I guess I should have been Bill Simmons. That's from

2462
02:17:00,760 --> 02:17:05,120
Speaker 3: Jeff in Walton, Goggins Hills. Thank you, Jeff. No, I

2463
02:17:05,160 --> 02:17:07,480
Speaker 3: did not see that. I would not have seen that

2464
02:17:08,440 --> 02:17:10,920
Speaker 3: because I'm not following Bill Simmons on social media. But

2465
02:17:11,640 --> 02:17:18,080
Speaker 3: g is that really an insane idea? Rob? Yes? Well,

2466
02:17:18,879 --> 02:17:22,600
Speaker 3: it's a fine line between madness and genius. Now I'm

2467
02:17:22,600 --> 02:17:26,359
Speaker 3: not saying it's genius, but is it really that crazy?

2468
02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:27,440
Speaker 3: Have the dude?

2469
02:17:27,520 --> 02:17:27,840
Speaker 11: I mean?

2470
02:17:28,040 --> 02:17:33,360
Speaker 3: Yes? Why? Because it's it's all about them. It's all

2471
02:17:33,400 --> 02:17:37,000
Speaker 3: about the money. So all these teams sell Lebron jerseys

2472
02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:41,400
Speaker 3: for one night or a week, they'll still make the

2473
02:17:41,480 --> 02:17:45,680
Speaker 3: Timberwolves make The Timberwolves can't make a Lebron jersey unless

2474
02:17:45,720 --> 02:17:47,000
Speaker 3: the size of the team for a week.

2475
02:17:47,040 --> 02:17:49,640
Speaker 1: But they can make a jersey of their favorite player

2476
02:17:49,680 --> 02:17:52,280
Speaker 1: with a twenty three on it and the Goodbye tour

2477
02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:54,720
Speaker 1: in different that game, I know, but they're gonna make

2478
02:17:54,760 --> 02:17:57,800
Speaker 1: all their money When he's coming to town to play,

2479
02:17:57,920 --> 02:17:59,160
Speaker 1: there's gonna be no different.

2480
02:17:59,440 --> 02:18:01,280
Speaker 3: Like this guy's the little one home game.

2481
02:18:01,320 --> 02:18:02,880
Speaker 1: This is gonna be like a home game because they're

2482
02:18:02,879 --> 02:18:05,000
Speaker 1: gonna sell out every single place they go.

2483
02:18:06,320 --> 02:18:07,480
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Oh.

2484
02:18:07,520 --> 02:18:09,160
Speaker 1: The greatest thing in the world will be if this

2485
02:18:09,240 --> 02:18:11,560
Speaker 1: happens and that guy gets all the credit for it.

2486
02:18:12,040 --> 02:18:12,879
Speaker 3: I will.

2487
02:18:16,120 --> 02:18:16,400
Speaker 2: Hmm.

2488
02:18:19,000 --> 02:18:26,600
Speaker 3: You're laugh at me, of course, because no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Oh,

2489
02:18:26,640 --> 02:18:31,000
Speaker 3: it'll be a huge news. Bill Simmons, that's hilarious. Watch

2490
02:18:31,040 --> 02:18:34,600
Speaker 3: your head explode. Well, come on, man, I get it right.

2491
02:18:35,000 --> 02:18:38,480
Speaker 3: I'm some putts in Cleveland. I understand. I know my

2492
02:18:38,600 --> 02:18:40,920
Speaker 3: place in the firmament. The good news is what's coming

2493
02:18:41,240 --> 02:18:44,800
Speaker 3: to happen. You don't know that. I know this is

2494
02:18:44,840 --> 02:18:48,400
Speaker 3: a high profile dude. He's got juice. Not gonna happen.

2495
02:18:48,800 --> 02:18:49,160
Speaker 2: Hmmm.

2496
02:18:50,680 --> 02:18:53,039
Speaker 3: Well, the idea is out there and my name is

2497
02:18:53,080 --> 02:18:56,640
Speaker 3: nowhere in it. Bill Simmons. What a brilliant man. You know,

2498
02:18:57,160 --> 02:19:00,240
Speaker 3: this guy, Bill Simmons. There's a raise that he so

2499
02:19:00,400 --> 02:19:04,320
Speaker 3: highly regarded there in sports media. He had a show

2500
02:19:04,320 --> 02:19:05,760
Speaker 3: on HBO for a minute. I don't know if it's

2501
02:19:05,800 --> 02:19:07,760
Speaker 3: still there. I think he was kind of trying to

2502
02:19:07,760 --> 02:19:11,040
Speaker 3: do a Bob Costas thing where instead of sports he

2503
02:19:11,080 --> 02:19:15,119
Speaker 3: would kind of kick it and have some chats. He's

2504
02:19:15,160 --> 02:19:20,080
Speaker 3: an affable enough chap. He has the face of an

2505
02:19:20,080 --> 02:19:23,240
Speaker 3: eleven year old boy. But I mean that's not his fault.

2506
02:19:23,240 --> 02:19:26,680
Speaker 3: He can't do anything about that. I have the face

2507
02:19:26,720 --> 02:19:32,440
Speaker 3: of Jane Goodall Rob apparently, No, not at all. Dude,

2508
02:19:32,480 --> 02:19:38,160
Speaker 3: Come on, it's funny. You and I were talking about

2509
02:19:38,160 --> 02:19:43,480
Speaker 3: how Forensic Files is replete with stories about Ohio, and

2510
02:19:43,680 --> 02:19:49,440
Speaker 3: sure as shrimp, I'm watching Forensic Files and it starts

2511
02:19:49,480 --> 02:19:55,800
Speaker 3: off this well manicured neighborhood in Mansfield, Ohio.

2512
02:19:57,840 --> 02:19:59,920
Speaker 1: But that's not even me. That's my wife. I watched

2513
02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:02,120
Speaker 1: all the time and never even picked up on it.

2514
02:20:02,160 --> 02:20:04,120
Speaker 1: I just sort of like whatever, it's just you know,

2515
02:20:04,120 --> 02:20:05,960
Speaker 1: you don't pay I'm not paying that close attention to

2516
02:20:05,959 --> 02:20:07,760
Speaker 1: where these things are happening. I'm more into the story.

2517
02:20:08,240 --> 02:20:11,360
Speaker 1: And she's like, dude, another Northeast Ohio story.

2518
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:11,879
Speaker 3: She's like this one.

2519
02:20:11,959 --> 02:20:12,360
Speaker 2: Look at this.

2520
02:20:12,560 --> 02:20:18,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh god, She's right, yeah, this well manicured

2521
02:20:18,840 --> 02:20:22,200
Speaker 3: neighborhood in Men's Field, Ohio. And then my ears pricked up.

2522
02:20:23,120 --> 02:20:24,800
Speaker 3: I go, oh, I think I've seen this one before.

2523
02:20:24,840 --> 02:20:27,680
Speaker 3: It's like the doctor, right, is that what it was?

2524
02:20:27,840 --> 02:20:28,199
Speaker 3: I think?

2525
02:20:28,240 --> 02:20:28,320
Speaker 2: So?

2526
02:20:28,480 --> 02:20:31,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, just this awful, awful story of

2527
02:20:31,760 --> 02:20:33,720
Speaker 3: these two little girls they found in suitcases on the

2528
02:20:33,760 --> 02:20:36,000
Speaker 3: East Side. I guess they scooped up some lady who

2529
02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:38,720
Speaker 3: lives in the neighborhood. Well, they already did. I mean,

2530
02:20:39,000 --> 02:20:41,800
Speaker 3: police expect charges against a twenty eight year old woman

2531
02:20:41,879 --> 02:20:45,279
Speaker 3: arrested in connection with the deaths of two girls. Somebody

2532
02:20:45,360 --> 02:20:48,840
Speaker 3: was walking by, like the seven hundred block of East

2533
02:20:48,840 --> 02:20:51,840
Speaker 3: one sixty two. Some guy was walking and these weren't

2534
02:20:51,920 --> 02:20:56,280
Speaker 3: fresh remains. By the way, These two little girls, they

2535
02:20:56,280 --> 02:21:00,000
Speaker 3: think one was ten and one was thirteen, were in suitcase,

2536
02:21:01,520 --> 02:21:06,960
Speaker 3: not very deep. Guy walking his dog. Guy walking his dog. Yeah,

2537
02:21:07,000 --> 02:21:08,880
Speaker 3: And so the trouble with that is, I can't believe.

2538
02:21:08,920 --> 02:21:11,760
Speaker 3: I'm actually really surprised that they found some local person

2539
02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:13,680
Speaker 3: that to me sounded like somebody who might have just

2540
02:21:13,760 --> 02:21:16,600
Speaker 3: thrown them out the window. I mean, you know, I

2541
02:21:16,600 --> 02:21:18,720
Speaker 3: don't know where they caught their break in this. But

2542
02:21:20,200 --> 02:21:22,520
Speaker 3: another child found inside the woman's home appeared to be

2543
02:21:22,520 --> 02:21:26,480
Speaker 3: in good health. She was taken by DCFS.

2544
02:21:27,840 --> 02:21:30,440
Speaker 1: The thing I don't get is, and again, I mean,

2545
02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:32,680
Speaker 1: there's a million questions that are going to be asked

2546
02:21:32,680 --> 02:21:37,120
Speaker 1: and answered, but there was the children were not attached

2547
02:21:37,120 --> 02:21:40,480
Speaker 1: to any missing people, right, but they determined that how

2548
02:21:40,520 --> 02:21:43,320
Speaker 1: are kids of that age not missing people?

2549
02:21:43,480 --> 02:21:46,440
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. They didn't indicate

2550
02:21:46,480 --> 02:21:49,039
Speaker 3: how they died. They did determine that they were half sisters.

2551
02:21:50,720 --> 02:21:52,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, just I mean, I know everybody kind of

2552
02:21:53,080 --> 02:21:56,880
Speaker 3: you know, the stereotype or the shorthand for awful things

2553
02:21:56,879 --> 02:21:58,800
Speaker 3: happening as the east side of Cleveland. But I mean,

2554
02:21:58,840 --> 02:22:04,840
Speaker 3: that's so friggin sad man. Yeah, so I'm really surprised

2555
02:22:04,840 --> 02:22:09,760
Speaker 3: that they found somebody that quickly. I wonder what they're

2556
02:22:09,760 --> 02:22:13,600
Speaker 3: that close? Yeah, what the lead was? Did they say

2557
02:22:13,640 --> 02:22:17,039
Speaker 3: who she was to them? No, they haven't released any

2558
02:22:17,040 --> 02:22:20,040
Speaker 3: information on her identity. They haven't released her name. I

2559
02:22:20,040 --> 02:22:23,840
Speaker 3: mean as of this morning, I don't know if there's

2560
02:22:23,879 --> 02:22:26,279
Speaker 3: an update on it, but as of like noon today,

2561
02:22:27,200 --> 02:22:30,760
Speaker 3: they had just released the information that they had a

2562
02:22:30,800 --> 02:22:34,320
Speaker 3: woman and not a person of interest, like they're planning

2563
02:22:34,320 --> 02:22:37,520
Speaker 3: on charging this woman. So somebody must have had something

2564
02:22:38,520 --> 02:22:42,400
Speaker 3: just shocked they found her that fast. Yeah, So yeah,

2565
02:22:42,480 --> 02:22:47,520
Speaker 3: it's gross and sad and you know, but yeah, the

2566
02:22:47,640 --> 02:22:48,959
Speaker 3: forensic files where they're.

2567
02:22:48,800 --> 02:22:51,600
Speaker 1: Like Man's Field, Ohio. But see, now here's here's the thing.

2568
02:22:51,680 --> 02:22:53,960
Speaker 1: So I'm looking at this is twenty five minutes ago.

2569
02:22:54,080 --> 02:22:54,840
Speaker 3: Yep, nineteen.

2570
02:22:54,879 --> 02:22:58,080
Speaker 1: News Man who claims girl found in suitcase is his

2571
02:22:58,200 --> 02:23:01,480
Speaker 1: daughter says he begged courts and for help. So if

2572
02:23:01,520 --> 02:23:05,120
Speaker 1: that is his daughter, why is that not attached to

2573
02:23:05,120 --> 02:23:06,279
Speaker 1: a missing person's report?

2574
02:23:06,480 --> 02:23:09,400
Speaker 3: I don't know. So many cases like this where they've

2575
02:23:09,440 --> 02:23:13,120
Speaker 3: determined that somebody fell through the cracks, I don't know.

2576
02:23:13,360 --> 02:23:15,680
Speaker 3: Hopefully those are pieces that are gonna fall into place.

2577
02:23:16,920 --> 02:23:19,320
Speaker 3: I've been looking for my daughter for five years.

2578
02:23:19,400 --> 02:23:22,440
Speaker 1: I've been calling cps, going to the courts, trying to

2579
02:23:22,440 --> 02:23:25,400
Speaker 1: get emergency custody, calling the police for welfare tracks, but

2580
02:23:25,440 --> 02:23:29,400
Speaker 1: they've all been denied. On Monday, she and her half

2581
02:23:29,400 --> 02:23:32,480
Speaker 1: sister were found dead, partially buried, after a neighbor walking

2582
02:23:32,480 --> 02:23:37,160
Speaker 1: his dog in a field found them. Now, seriously, five

2583
02:23:37,240 --> 02:23:39,280
Speaker 1: years that's been a missing person and they're saying there's

2584
02:23:39,560 --> 02:23:41,920
Speaker 1: no missing person's cases attached to these children.

2585
02:23:42,240 --> 02:23:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2586
02:23:42,440 --> 02:23:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, I don't know. Man talk about

2587
02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:49,400
Speaker 1: a collapse and failure of.

2588
02:23:49,360 --> 02:23:57,120
Speaker 3: The system, Yeah, Jesus, Yeah, it's bad news. I do

2589
02:23:57,200 --> 02:24:01,560
Speaker 3: have good news, though, for our Florida achieves for tomorrow,

2590
02:24:02,560 --> 02:24:07,640
Speaker 3: for people who are observing lent. I am a very

2591
02:24:07,680 --> 02:24:12,039
Speaker 3: I'm a lapsed Catholic, so lapsed that I don't believe

2592
02:24:12,040 --> 02:24:15,960
Speaker 3: in God. That's kind of a one eighty rob. However,

2593
02:24:16,959 --> 02:24:18,920
Speaker 3: you know, lent to me is just a verb in

2594
02:24:18,959 --> 02:24:22,400
Speaker 3: the past tense. But a lot of people present company included,

2595
02:24:22,480 --> 02:24:25,480
Speaker 3: I think observe right a little bit. Yeah, you gave

2596
02:24:25,560 --> 02:24:27,600
Speaker 3: up something? Would you give up?

2597
02:24:28,760 --> 02:24:31,160
Speaker 1: I didn't really do a whole hell of a lot

2598
02:24:31,160 --> 02:24:31,640
Speaker 1: of giving.

2599
02:24:31,680 --> 02:24:33,400
Speaker 3: You gave up a bunch of weight. I gave up

2600
02:24:33,440 --> 02:24:34,039
Speaker 3: a lot of weight.

2601
02:24:34,640 --> 02:24:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm watching my mentality health out low tusa dot com

2602
02:24:38,440 --> 02:24:40,760
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2603
02:24:40,800 --> 02:24:41,360
Speaker 1: your journey.

2604
02:24:42,120 --> 02:24:44,200
Speaker 3: What's the website? If I don't want to learn more?

2605
02:24:44,280 --> 02:24:47,000
Speaker 3: Low tusa? If I want to stay ignorant of all

2606
02:24:47,040 --> 02:24:50,760
Speaker 3: the possibilities also low t usa dot com. All right, anyway,

2607
02:24:51,680 --> 02:24:54,360
Speaker 3: good news for our bureau chiefs in Florida who are

2608
02:24:54,400 --> 02:24:59,879
Speaker 3: observing lent. Alligator meat is just fine. I don't know

2609
02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:04,320
Speaker 3: how they arrived at this, but I guess alligator meat

2610
02:25:04,480 --> 02:25:11,240
Speaker 3: is okay for lent? Is it because is it considered fish? Fish?

2611
02:25:11,440 --> 02:25:13,960
Speaker 3: What is I mean? First of all, it's all made

2612
02:25:14,040 --> 02:25:16,400
Speaker 3: up anyway, So it's like do whatever you want to do,

2613
02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:22,200
Speaker 3: you know. Uh, But a letter from the Archdiocese of

2614
02:25:22,280 --> 02:25:25,160
Speaker 3: New Orleans. That's like over a decade old is making

2615
02:25:25,200 --> 02:25:30,720
Speaker 3: the rounds that it's okay to eat alligator because it's

2616
02:25:30,760 --> 02:25:34,680
Speaker 3: considered to be in the fish family. Really, now, again,

2617
02:25:35,040 --> 02:25:37,800
Speaker 3: why fish is okay? Well, we know why fish is

2618
02:25:37,800 --> 02:25:39,560
Speaker 3: okay because I had nothing to do with religion, to

2619
02:25:39,560 --> 02:25:41,720
Speaker 3: do with trying to make sure that people who were

2620
02:25:41,760 --> 02:25:45,400
Speaker 3: selling fish were able to make money. Fish and other

2621
02:25:45,440 --> 02:25:48,760
Speaker 3: sea food, of course, are permitted on Fridays.

2622
02:25:49,320 --> 02:25:49,480
Speaker 7: You know.

2623
02:25:49,520 --> 02:25:51,440
Speaker 3: The joke back in the day was you could sell

2624
02:25:51,440 --> 02:25:54,280
Speaker 3: the hot dogs because there was no meat nose. You know,

2625
02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:58,760
Speaker 3: some on Friday you tuck into a wiener and then

2626
02:25:58,800 --> 02:25:59,840
Speaker 3: you'd have a hot dog.

2627
02:26:06,680 --> 02:26:14,000
Speaker 1: Monroe, Monroe, Monroe, So Louisiana, you can have a gator

2628
02:26:15,320 --> 02:26:18,400
Speaker 1: in lieu of beef, chicken, pork.

2629
02:26:20,400 --> 02:26:24,080
Speaker 3: Have you had that? Have you had alligator? Yes? Yeah,

2630
02:26:24,080 --> 02:26:27,720
Speaker 3: it doesn't taste like anything. It's a lot of those

2631
02:26:28,040 --> 02:26:31,560
Speaker 3: quote unquote exotic meats don't really taste like anything.

2632
02:26:31,560 --> 02:26:36,680
Speaker 1: No, it definitely has the taste like chicken. Yes, same consistency. Yeah,

2633
02:26:36,680 --> 02:26:37,240
Speaker 1: it's fine.

2634
02:26:37,440 --> 02:26:41,680
Speaker 3: And by the way, it's gotta be really disrespectful to chickens,

2635
02:26:42,600 --> 02:26:45,880
Speaker 3: you know, when every other meat is just like a

2636
02:26:46,000 --> 02:26:48,760
Speaker 3: version of you you're like, yeah, it tastes like chicken.

2637
02:26:48,800 --> 02:26:50,240
Speaker 1: Or you look at it the other way and go, yeah,

2638
02:26:50,280 --> 02:26:53,880
Speaker 1: that's right, bitch, I'm the bar Wow. Yeah, compare yourself

2639
02:26:53,879 --> 02:26:54,120
Speaker 1: to me.

2640
02:26:54,520 --> 02:26:57,640
Speaker 3: Have that it. I mean, you can get by the way,

2641
02:26:57,760 --> 02:27:01,440
Speaker 3: from the Louisiana Crawfish Company for four hundred and forty

2642
02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:04,600
Speaker 3: nine dollars and seventy five cents. You can get a

2643
02:27:04,640 --> 02:27:10,440
Speaker 3: whole skinned gator, No. Twenty five pounds. You don't want

2644
02:27:10,440 --> 02:27:13,800
Speaker 3: a whole skinned gator? O, my god, what about an

2645
02:27:13,879 --> 02:27:17,119
Speaker 3: unskinned gator? There you go. They they can make some boots.

2646
02:27:17,520 --> 02:27:21,039
Speaker 3: You can because you can order alligator filets from Gator

2647
02:27:21,160 --> 02:27:28,760
Speaker 3: World white meat. You can order gator nuggets. There's gator jerky,

2648
02:27:29,200 --> 02:27:35,200
Speaker 3: all of which legal in the United States and passable

2649
02:27:35,240 --> 02:27:40,360
Speaker 3: for lent. Gator nuggets huh gator nuggets. Yeah, Well, because like,

2650
02:27:40,640 --> 02:27:42,680
Speaker 3: there's not a lot of fat in gator meat. Those

2651
02:27:42,680 --> 02:27:45,280
Speaker 3: animals are mostly muscles, so it's like it can get

2652
02:27:45,320 --> 02:27:48,360
Speaker 3: real dry, real fast. It's not, so it's kinda tough.

2653
02:27:48,800 --> 02:27:50,760
Speaker 3: Like if you were to cook it. I'd obviously never

2654
02:27:50,800 --> 02:27:53,240
Speaker 3: cooked any but if you were to cook it, you

2655
02:27:53,320 --> 02:27:56,680
Speaker 3: gotta really you got to keep an eye on the time.

2656
02:27:56,959 --> 02:27:58,959
Speaker 1: Cook it with fat, yeah, sure, if you're not, you know,

2657
02:27:58,959 --> 02:28:01,119
Speaker 1: and if you're grilling, it's going to just cook fast.

2658
02:28:01,000 --> 02:28:03,879
Speaker 3: Very fast, because it's really bad like venison. It is.

2659
02:28:03,879 --> 02:28:09,880
Speaker 3: It's like chicken. There's nothing to it. What chicken taste like?

2660
02:28:09,920 --> 02:28:16,879
Speaker 3: What sweat? Sweat? Yeah? Sometimes, no, we're talking is a

2661
02:28:17,120 --> 02:28:22,920
Speaker 3: chest level event. Here we go. Chicken tastes like sweat.

2662
02:28:25,760 --> 02:28:29,880
Speaker 3: Go on, go on, you know. Goat cheese also tastes

2663
02:28:29,920 --> 02:28:33,119
Speaker 3: like sweat. No, no, let's not go past. Chicken taste like sweat.

2664
02:28:33,320 --> 02:28:36,120
Speaker 3: Let's not throw more things on the sweat menu. Let's

2665
02:28:36,160 --> 02:28:39,520
Speaker 3: figure out what you were talking about. Firm chicken breast,

2666
02:28:40,120 --> 02:28:45,240
Speaker 3: chick chicken breast, A grilled chicken breast tastes like sweat. Yeah, Now,

2667
02:28:45,480 --> 02:28:48,640
Speaker 3: what does sweat taste like like your arm pit? Well,

2668
02:28:48,680 --> 02:28:50,959
Speaker 3: that's but your arm that's the differ. But that's not

2669
02:28:51,000 --> 02:28:54,360
Speaker 3: what sweat tastes like. You know, how like water isn't wet?

2670
02:28:54,520 --> 02:28:58,240
Speaker 3: Water makes other things wet? Like, what is sweat taste like?

2671
02:28:58,600 --> 02:28:59,560
Speaker 3: How to describe it?

2672
02:28:59,640 --> 02:29:02,879
Speaker 1: Like you start, let's go back a step.

2673
02:29:02,920 --> 02:29:06,720
Speaker 17: How do you know what your armpit tastes like? No reason,

2674
02:29:07,120 --> 02:29:10,280
Speaker 17: you've licked your armpit at a time in my life.

2675
02:29:11,200 --> 02:29:15,320
Speaker 17: Who hasn't my arm pit?

2676
02:29:15,480 --> 02:29:17,760
Speaker 1: Even tried to see if my tongue was long enough

2677
02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:18,880
Speaker 1: to get into my armpit.

2678
02:29:19,040 --> 02:29:21,760
Speaker 11: And it kind of like tastes like the smell of sweat,

2679
02:29:22,320 --> 02:29:25,640
Speaker 11: Like yeah, okay, But here's what I'm saying.

2680
02:29:25,760 --> 02:29:27,400
Speaker 3: I don't know how to explain it. It would be

2681
02:29:27,440 --> 02:29:30,200
Speaker 3: different if you said chicken taste like my armpit that

2682
02:29:30,360 --> 02:29:33,040
Speaker 3: one time. No, it tastes like sweat. But sweat doesn't

2683
02:29:33,080 --> 02:29:37,800
Speaker 3: have a fundamental taste. It's just it's just salty, salty water, right,

2684
02:29:37,959 --> 02:29:40,720
Speaker 3: salty discharge, salty like tears.

2685
02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:46,200
Speaker 11: Sweat is probably a certain taste to it. I've only

2686
02:29:46,240 --> 02:29:48,240
Speaker 11: had chicken a few times where it doesn't taste like that.

2687
02:29:49,440 --> 02:29:53,280
Speaker 3: But now, what was the difference between the chicken that

2688
02:29:53,520 --> 02:30:01,000
Speaker 3: didn't taste like your armpit? Maybe it was fully cooked chicken? Hmm, no,

2689
02:30:01,080 --> 02:30:05,920
Speaker 3: full is it overcooked you're talking about. I don't know

2690
02:30:05,959 --> 02:30:08,080
Speaker 3: how to explain it. Is there no seasoning?

2691
02:30:08,200 --> 02:30:10,480
Speaker 1: Are you just throwing a chicken breast on the grill

2692
02:30:10,560 --> 02:30:12,360
Speaker 1: with no salt, pepper, no nothing on it?

2693
02:30:12,400 --> 02:30:16,120
Speaker 11: Just it's the inside of the chicken breast, like inside

2694
02:30:16,120 --> 02:30:16,400
Speaker 11: of it.

2695
02:30:16,520 --> 02:30:21,760
Speaker 3: Are you saying that it tastes like bo smells kind

2696
02:30:21,760 --> 02:30:25,360
Speaker 3: of okay, because taste is a combination obviously of scent,

2697
02:30:25,560 --> 02:30:29,160
Speaker 3: and you know, okay, we're getting somewhere. I don't know

2698
02:30:29,320 --> 02:30:31,680
Speaker 3: where we're getting, but we're getting somewhere.

2699
02:30:32,640 --> 02:30:35,279
Speaker 11: Like sometimes if I mean, like a turkey sandwich or something,

2700
02:30:35,400 --> 02:30:38,720
Speaker 11: or like you know, deli meat, chicken or whatever, and

2701
02:30:38,840 --> 02:30:40,600
Speaker 11: you eat it wrong, I get, I don't know, but

2702
02:30:40,720 --> 02:30:42,760
Speaker 11: you get the hint on my taste buds and it

2703
02:30:42,760 --> 02:30:43,520
Speaker 11: tastes like sweat.

2704
02:30:43,520 --> 02:30:46,440
Speaker 3: I gotta put it down. I mean turkey and chicken.

2705
02:30:46,879 --> 02:30:49,920
Speaker 3: Now we're widening the circle here. Turkey and chicken are different. Obviously,

2706
02:30:50,400 --> 02:30:53,160
Speaker 3: maybe you're talking about processed deli meats.

2707
02:30:53,560 --> 02:30:57,240
Speaker 11: I'm talking about real raw chicken, though, raw chicken. But

2708
02:30:57,360 --> 02:31:01,800
Speaker 11: sometimes you shouldn't be eating raw chicken obviously, right.

2709
02:31:02,120 --> 02:31:07,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want salmon andilla? You know, want what salmonilla?

2710
02:31:07,840 --> 02:31:13,480
Speaker 3: Yeah you didn't say that first, Yeah, I know, Yeah, Okay,

2711
02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:16,400
Speaker 3: salmon and ella is what she said. Rob she sure did.

2712
02:31:19,760 --> 02:31:21,080
Speaker 2: Is a chess level.

2713
02:31:21,400 --> 02:31:26,360
Speaker 3: Even I get salmon andilla. And I don't want to

2714
02:31:26,400 --> 02:31:30,000
Speaker 3: put this on her because obviously she's improved her life immeasurably,

2715
02:31:30,040 --> 02:31:32,680
Speaker 3: and she's moved on but all of these kinds of

2716
02:31:32,760 --> 02:31:35,800
Speaker 3: things I do put under the umbrella of while she

2717
02:31:35,959 --> 02:31:39,320
Speaker 3: used to drink a lot, Rob, because otherwise, why are

2718
02:31:39,360 --> 02:31:43,800
Speaker 3: you licking your armpit eating raw chicken? Eating raw chicken?

2719
02:31:45,480 --> 02:31:47,959
Speaker 11: Well, also, every time I cook chicken anyway, I have

2720
02:31:48,000 --> 02:31:50,200
Speaker 11: to like temp it so many times to the point

2721
02:31:50,240 --> 02:31:51,879
Speaker 11: where it's dry because I'm scared.

2722
02:31:52,720 --> 02:31:55,280
Speaker 3: What are you cooking it to? What temperature? I have

2723
02:31:55,320 --> 02:32:00,120
Speaker 3: no idea? Is he just thermometer? Or well? Actually in

2724
02:32:00,160 --> 02:32:02,680
Speaker 3: the market for one, right, you're in the market for

2725
02:32:02,720 --> 02:32:06,640
Speaker 3: a meat thermom, I mean one sixty five I think

2726
02:32:06,720 --> 02:32:09,320
Speaker 3: is what chicken is supposed to be on the inside, right,

2727
02:32:09,680 --> 02:32:12,040
Speaker 3: So you get that meat thermometer. Rob, she's in the

2728
02:32:12,120 --> 02:32:14,879
Speaker 3: market for a meat thermometer. How about that? You know

2729
02:32:15,000 --> 02:32:17,800
Speaker 3: she's she's taking it. She's looking at her options. I

2730
02:32:17,879 --> 02:32:18,320
Speaker 3: have been.

2731
02:32:18,600 --> 02:32:21,039
Speaker 11: You know, they're like nine dollars, right, I mean, you

2732
02:32:21,080 --> 02:32:23,560
Speaker 11: get it. The ones that I'm finding. I'm finding one

2733
02:32:23,600 --> 02:32:25,359
Speaker 11: for like twenty bucks, And I'm like, I'm.

2734
02:32:25,480 --> 02:32:27,760
Speaker 3: Right, So spend twenty dollars on a meat thermometer. I

2735
02:32:27,800 --> 02:32:30,320
Speaker 3: can't just it'll keep you from getting salmon. And Nella

2736
02:32:31,840 --> 02:32:35,640
Speaker 3: can't justify can't justify twenty bucks twenty dollars. Well, listen,

2737
02:32:35,720 --> 02:32:39,480
Speaker 3: she's she woun't even buy a shovel, that's true, the

2738
02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:43,879
Speaker 3: height of winter, king or raking her driveway with it, right.

2739
02:32:43,879 --> 02:32:49,760
Speaker 11: My Christmas lift brooming it a shovel. A meat thermometer, yeah, yep,

2740
02:32:49,920 --> 02:32:53,920
Speaker 11: some polonium jelly. Oh yeah, I love my thermometer. About

2741
02:32:53,920 --> 02:32:54,640
Speaker 11: a thermopen?

2742
02:32:55,160 --> 02:33:00,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right? What shine it? I don't know. You

2743
02:33:00,760 --> 02:33:01,600
Speaker 3: said thermo pen.

2744
02:33:02,520 --> 02:33:04,240
Speaker 1: That's what it's called. That's just a brand. It's like

2745
02:33:04,680 --> 02:33:07,280
Speaker 1: it's a normal thermometer. You still puncture the meat like.

2746
02:33:07,240 --> 02:33:10,400
Speaker 3: The spike, but it's it's rich blade spike. Yeah, I'm

2747
02:33:10,400 --> 02:33:13,120
Speaker 3: thinking it's like X ray. Those aren't cheap, there's no,

2748
02:33:13,160 --> 02:33:15,160
Speaker 3: those are like one hundred dollars things, aren't they. Yeah,

2749
02:33:15,200 --> 02:33:18,600
Speaker 3: she's gonna spend that. No, But that's that's what's the

2750
02:33:18,600 --> 02:33:23,720
Speaker 3: one I instant. I don't want to wait allan. Is

2751
02:33:23,760 --> 02:33:26,760
Speaker 3: it weird that I'm now the slightest bit curious as

2752
02:33:26,760 --> 02:33:30,560
Speaker 3: to what Jess's armpit tastes like. I mean, you're gonna

2753
02:33:30,560 --> 02:33:32,920
Speaker 3: have some takers, Jess. We could line this up for

2754
02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:35,240
Speaker 3: Saint Patti's Day. Now, we're gonna be live that day

2755
02:33:35,240 --> 02:33:37,200
Speaker 3: from the Harry buffalo around the corner here, and I'm

2756
02:33:37,200 --> 02:33:40,480
Speaker 3: being serious. We could raise money. We could raise money

2757
02:33:40,520 --> 02:33:43,880
Speaker 3: for her to buy a meat thermometer. Rob five bucks

2758
02:33:43,879 --> 02:33:47,600
Speaker 3: a lick. They just lick her armpits and just my

2759
02:33:47,720 --> 02:33:53,320
Speaker 3: right armpits. Being serious as all. Hell, you're only your

2760
02:33:53,400 --> 02:33:57,360
Speaker 3: right arm only my right armpit. That's sweats. No, that

2761
02:33:57,520 --> 02:34:01,400
Speaker 3: smells h By the way, I'm being told that woman

2762
02:34:01,400 --> 02:34:04,160
Speaker 3: who was arrested were the was the girl's mom? Oh,

2763
02:34:04,200 --> 02:34:07,800
Speaker 3: even better the one or both. I mean, if they're

2764
02:34:07,800 --> 02:34:10,320
Speaker 3: half sisters, conceivably she could be so. Again, the question

2765
02:34:10,440 --> 02:34:15,240
Speaker 3: is why were they not reported missing? Right? Ooh, I'm

2766
02:34:15,280 --> 02:34:18,200
Speaker 3: being told unskinned gator? Is it chuggers tonight when I'm

2767
02:34:18,240 --> 02:34:21,840
Speaker 3: there rob out in the streetsboroh? Well, that makes me happy,

2768
02:34:22,440 --> 02:34:25,600
Speaker 3: excited to see them The Allen Cox Show.

2769
02:34:27,160 --> 02:34:33,080
Speaker 4: WMMS call the Allen Cox Show you your piece of crap.

2770
02:34:33,000 --> 02:34:35,480
Speaker 6: Two one six seven eight one double O seven or

2771
02:34:35,520 --> 02:34:37,760
Speaker 6: one three four eight one double O seven.

2772
02:34:46,640 --> 02:34:50,240
Speaker 3: The consensus on those girls is that they weren't reported

2773
02:34:50,320 --> 02:34:54,680
Speaker 3: missing because the mom killed him. What about what makes sense?

2774
02:34:54,959 --> 02:34:57,080
Speaker 3: But the dad would have reported the missing. Maybe he

2775
02:34:57,120 --> 02:34:59,280
Speaker 3: doesn't know that he's got I don't know the mom

2776
02:34:59,320 --> 02:35:01,600
Speaker 3: had custody the girls, and the theory is that she

2777
02:35:01,680 --> 02:35:03,760
Speaker 3: tried to dispose of the bodies. And obviously there's no

2778
02:35:03,800 --> 02:35:06,920
Speaker 3: missing person's report because she's not going to report the

2779
02:35:07,000 --> 02:35:10,279
Speaker 3: missing and they're gonna piece all those things together obviously.

2780
02:35:10,400 --> 02:35:16,840
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's so sad, such a terrible Jesus Alan,

2781
02:35:16,920 --> 02:35:20,800
Speaker 3: I cannot describe how I just had the absolute slowest

2782
02:35:21,160 --> 02:35:26,440
Speaker 3: build up to a complete I can't breathe laugh. When

2783
02:35:26,480 --> 02:35:30,880
Speaker 3: you guys were talking about gator meat and Jess said

2784
02:35:30,959 --> 02:35:36,200
Speaker 3: that her armpit tastes like chicken. What exactly what that was?

2785
02:35:36,240 --> 02:35:39,959
Speaker 3: Everyone's reaction? Chicken to me tastes like my armpit and

2786
02:35:40,000 --> 02:35:45,440
Speaker 3: my sweat. What that was everyone's Yeah, so they have

2787
02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:48,840
Speaker 3: there's really nothing to run with there.

2788
02:35:49,680 --> 02:35:49,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

2789
02:35:51,800 --> 02:35:55,920
Speaker 3: But I would say that there is a disturbing number

2790
02:35:55,959 --> 02:35:59,400
Speaker 3: of people now who are interested in testing your theory.

2791
02:36:00,120 --> 02:36:03,760
Speaker 3: Mm hmm armpit taste testers. Jesus Allen, I spit my

2792
02:36:03,920 --> 02:36:06,520
Speaker 3: beer out. Jess said she's in the market for a

2793
02:36:06,560 --> 02:36:10,360
Speaker 3: meat thermometer, and by the way, that's not a euphemism. No,

2794
02:36:10,680 --> 02:36:13,960
Speaker 3: she's talking about an actual meat thermometer, not one of

2795
02:36:14,000 --> 02:36:16,120
Speaker 3: those old you know that thing better have numbers on it,

2796
02:36:16,640 --> 02:36:17,360
Speaker 3: not one of those.

2797
02:36:17,680 --> 02:36:20,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, because I decided, well, I don't like steak. I

2798
02:36:20,400 --> 02:36:23,280
Speaker 11: hate steak. But I was like, all right, well, I'm

2799
02:36:23,280 --> 02:36:24,959
Speaker 11: going to try to cook it for the first time.

2800
02:36:25,160 --> 02:36:28,039
Speaker 11: Do you have the palette of a like a like

2801
02:36:28,080 --> 02:36:31,560
Speaker 11: a kindergartener. No, I just don't really like meat that much.

2802
02:36:31,640 --> 02:36:34,480
Speaker 3: Don't like meat, okay, so you're never you're largely like

2803
02:36:34,760 --> 02:36:39,360
Speaker 3: plant based, yeah, okay, and then like so then any

2804
02:36:39,560 --> 02:36:41,640
Speaker 3: so then any meat to you is kind of not

2805
02:36:41,720 --> 02:36:47,280
Speaker 3: gonna taste great. I guess. I mean. Do you eat fish? Yeah, okay,

2806
02:36:47,720 --> 02:36:49,879
Speaker 3: Like I like fish a lot. Some people do not

2807
02:36:50,120 --> 02:36:52,240
Speaker 3: at all, Like they want nothing to do with anything

2808
02:36:52,240 --> 02:36:55,000
Speaker 3: that's from the water. I love sushi and salmon, and

2809
02:36:55,160 --> 02:36:57,120
Speaker 3: I'm not like a crab and lobster guy. But I'll

2810
02:36:57,160 --> 02:36:58,959
Speaker 3: eat just about any fish you're put in front of me.

2811
02:37:00,400 --> 02:37:02,040
Speaker 11: But I don't know how to cook a steak. So

2812
02:37:02,080 --> 02:37:04,160
Speaker 11: I was like, well, I don't want to screw it up.

2813
02:37:04,560 --> 02:37:06,840
Speaker 11: So I need a meat thermometer, right.

2814
02:37:06,760 --> 02:37:08,600
Speaker 1: Why cook a steak if you don't like meat, Well,

2815
02:37:08,600 --> 02:37:11,039
Speaker 1: I want to try to like it.

2816
02:37:11,160 --> 02:37:15,640
Speaker 3: She's true, No, Rob, she doesn't even have a meat thermo.

2817
02:37:15,920 --> 02:37:18,680
Speaker 3: She's in the market for a meat thermometer. She's got

2818
02:37:18,680 --> 02:37:26,000
Speaker 3: a grill. I don't even have a microwave because I

2819
02:37:26,040 --> 02:37:29,879
Speaker 3: don't want one. Right, Right, we've established that you don't

2820
02:37:29,920 --> 02:37:33,720
Speaker 3: want to you don't want what is a glorified popcorn popper?

2821
02:37:34,560 --> 02:37:37,720
Speaker 3: Didn't do that on the stove. On the stove, yeah,

2822
02:37:37,760 --> 02:37:40,480
Speaker 3: you can do that. But I mean, if there's anything

2823
02:37:40,560 --> 02:37:43,199
Speaker 3: I think that is that I would want the convenience

2824
02:37:43,240 --> 02:37:46,320
Speaker 3: for is to throw a thing of microwave popcorn in

2825
02:37:46,560 --> 02:37:48,320
Speaker 3: and two and a half minutes later come back. And

2826
02:37:48,320 --> 02:37:52,200
Speaker 3: it's sometimes it's literally what I use the microwave for

2827
02:37:52,959 --> 02:37:53,800
Speaker 3: is popcorn.

2828
02:37:54,760 --> 02:37:56,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, sometimes it's annoying because I got to heat my

2829
02:37:56,879 --> 02:37:58,760
Speaker 11: whole oven up if I want to warm something up.

2830
02:37:59,160 --> 02:38:02,000
Speaker 3: Jesus. Yesterday mid show, I didn't mention it at the time,

2831
02:38:02,040 --> 02:38:04,240
Speaker 3: but it would just jog my memory. Mid show, it

2832
02:38:04,280 --> 02:38:07,280
Speaker 3: smelled like somebody burnt toast in the kitchen, and I

2833
02:38:07,360 --> 02:38:09,400
Speaker 3: meant to ask you, Rob, because I'm like, isn't burnt

2834
02:38:09,400 --> 02:38:12,520
Speaker 3: toast like a sign that you're having a stroke? Right, Well,

2835
02:38:12,560 --> 02:38:17,120
Speaker 3: it's that am guy that wears shorts year round? Is

2836
02:38:17,120 --> 02:38:17,560
Speaker 3: that true?

2837
02:38:17,720 --> 02:38:20,800
Speaker 1: He has that he brought that in that toaster oven

2838
02:38:21,640 --> 02:38:24,480
Speaker 1: and he just burns everything Okay.

2839
02:38:24,520 --> 02:38:26,600
Speaker 3: Then I wasn't because I was like, oh my god,

2840
02:38:26,800 --> 02:38:29,320
Speaker 3: like I didn't feel like I was something was happening

2841
02:38:29,360 --> 02:38:31,640
Speaker 3: to me. But it was a very strong scent, and

2842
02:38:31,680 --> 02:38:33,600
Speaker 3: no one was mentioning it. Yeah.

2843
02:38:33,600 --> 02:38:36,840
Speaker 1: I think everybody just they're like, oh, yeah, okay, that guy.

2844
02:38:37,000 --> 02:38:40,680
Speaker 3: Said, Oh, he brought in the toaster oven and he's

2845
02:38:40,720 --> 02:38:41,880
Speaker 3: making toast at work.

2846
02:38:42,000 --> 02:38:46,400
Speaker 1: He makes nobody brings in whatever. Yeah, throw everything in there, right,

2847
02:38:46,520 --> 02:38:47,840
Speaker 1: leftovers or toaster.

2848
02:38:47,959 --> 02:38:48,400
Speaker 3: Who knows.

2849
02:38:49,480 --> 02:38:53,480
Speaker 1: Man when he's not eating whole clothes of garlic, yeah,

2850
02:38:53,640 --> 02:38:54,600
Speaker 1: or heads of garlic.

2851
02:38:55,000 --> 02:38:59,199
Speaker 3: Is that what he does? Heads of garb, heads of garlic? Yeah,

2852
02:38:59,720 --> 02:39:04,480
Speaker 3: Tom of the Barberton. I'll by just that thermometer if

2853
02:39:04,520 --> 02:39:07,680
Speaker 3: I can stick it in her armpit. Gross. Yeah, but

2854
02:39:07,720 --> 02:39:11,360
Speaker 3: that's not gonna you know, the armpit is the warmest

2855
02:39:11,360 --> 02:39:15,280
Speaker 3: part of the human body. Rob Uh. That's just gonna

2856
02:39:15,320 --> 02:39:17,800
Speaker 3: tell you, well, I don't know what that's gonna tell

2857
02:39:17,840 --> 02:39:21,240
Speaker 3: you nothing. Nothing. It's not gonna tell you anything, nothing,

2858
02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:25,119
Speaker 3: absolutely nothing. So she wants to get a meat thermometer

2859
02:39:25,280 --> 02:39:29,039
Speaker 3: so she can try to begin to enjoy steak. And

2860
02:39:29,080 --> 02:39:31,800
Speaker 3: she's only going to do that if she's properly cooking it.

2861
02:39:31,800 --> 02:39:35,000
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of steps in between point A

2862
02:39:35,120 --> 02:39:35,680
Speaker 3: and point.

2863
02:39:35,440 --> 02:39:38,760
Speaker 11: Boled it, and it was a lot you gotta sear

2864
02:39:38,840 --> 02:39:39,440
Speaker 11: the sides.

2865
02:39:39,480 --> 02:39:40,800
Speaker 3: And then if you put it in the oven.

2866
02:39:40,920 --> 02:39:43,120
Speaker 11: Since I don't have a girl, you gotta let it

2867
02:39:43,160 --> 02:39:44,879
Speaker 11: cook for a while, but you gotta temp it.

2868
02:39:46,320 --> 02:39:51,280
Speaker 3: They gonna temp any meat. All I'm saying is all

2869
02:39:51,320 --> 02:39:54,119
Speaker 3: I'm saying is you're fortunate enough to have this amazing

2870
02:39:54,200 --> 02:39:57,400
Speaker 3: resource with respect to grilling in our own. Rob Anthony,

2871
02:39:57,520 --> 02:39:59,800
Speaker 3: I'm a girl master and I have well you would

2872
02:39:59,840 --> 02:40:02,879
Speaker 3: be a grill mistress. He's a grill master, and I would.

2873
02:40:02,959 --> 02:40:06,480
Speaker 3: I would be remiss if I didn't mention that he's

2874
02:40:06,520 --> 02:40:10,080
Speaker 3: probably champing at the bit to show. Throw a couple

2875
02:40:10,040 --> 02:40:14,560
Speaker 3: of pointers your way, Robin, not really like take you know,

2876
02:40:14,640 --> 02:40:16,320
Speaker 3: like this son of a picture and it's just a

2877
02:40:16,320 --> 02:40:19,440
Speaker 3: big piece of chard. We'll just take like a big

2878
02:40:19,440 --> 02:40:23,120
Speaker 3: piece of charge. What charge? Meet charge me? Rock, not

2879
02:40:23,240 --> 02:40:26,120
Speaker 3: Swiss chart. I mean you can cook a steak in

2880
02:40:26,160 --> 02:40:28,760
Speaker 3: an air frar. You sure can't. I mean, Rob probably

2881
02:40:28,760 --> 02:40:31,200
Speaker 3: puckers at the notion of it. But you can do

2882
02:40:31,280 --> 02:40:34,440
Speaker 3: a lot in an air fryer. That that is definitely

2883
02:40:34,480 --> 02:40:41,800
Speaker 3: I'd rather have a microwave. Do you have uh, foreman grill.

2884
02:40:42,080 --> 02:40:44,600
Speaker 3: George do you have a George Foreman grill? I used

2885
02:40:44,640 --> 02:40:48,320
Speaker 3: to yeah, well, we all used to that would actually

2886
02:40:48,600 --> 02:40:52,720
Speaker 3: be a better solution. M it's a grilling, or to

2887
02:40:52,800 --> 02:40:54,520
Speaker 3: throwing it in the oven. I would I would, I

2888
02:40:54,560 --> 02:40:58,600
Speaker 3: would think that that would be better, a better solution

2889
02:40:58,800 --> 02:41:01,760
Speaker 3: for your steak situation. And then to put it in

2890
02:41:01,800 --> 02:41:03,920
Speaker 3: the oven. I'm losing time. The steak in my fridge

2891
02:41:03,959 --> 02:41:06,560
Speaker 3: is going to expire soon. Why did you buy a

2892
02:41:06,600 --> 02:41:09,240
Speaker 3: steak if you don't even know how to prepare it yet?

2893
02:41:09,280 --> 02:41:11,400
Speaker 11: Because I looked it up on Google and I was like,

2894
02:41:11,440 --> 02:41:14,240
Speaker 11: I'm going to do this right, and then I found

2895
02:41:14,280 --> 02:41:15,600
Speaker 11: out I needed a meat thermometer.

2896
02:41:15,680 --> 02:41:16,920
Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say, I would think that

2897
02:41:16,959 --> 02:41:21,120
Speaker 3: you'd want to get all of the information first then

2898
02:41:21,240 --> 02:41:23,680
Speaker 3: buy the meat. It was like day, you're going to

2899
02:41:23,720 --> 02:41:25,840
Speaker 3: cook it. It was heat of the moment, heat of

2900
02:41:25,959 --> 02:41:31,080
Speaker 3: good pun, heat of the moment, Rota coaches. It was

2901
02:41:31,320 --> 02:41:34,440
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that mistake buying was a heat of

2902
02:41:34,480 --> 02:41:37,200
Speaker 3: the moment type situation. I'll tell you what. I was

2903
02:41:37,240 --> 02:41:40,400
Speaker 3: all worked up into a froth passionate. I was right

2904
02:41:40,440 --> 02:41:44,080
Speaker 3: there in the meat counter and like, oh.

2905
02:41:43,959 --> 02:41:47,000
Speaker 1: God, you can and again, I know this is going

2906
02:41:47,040 --> 02:41:50,720
Speaker 1: to be way more than what you're looking to do.

2907
02:41:50,959 --> 02:41:53,959
Speaker 1: But you can just by touching a spot on your

2908
02:41:54,000 --> 02:41:55,800
Speaker 1: hand tell the dumbness of a steak.

2909
02:41:57,000 --> 02:42:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, like if it, yeah, the muscle in between your

2910
02:42:00,440 --> 02:42:01,800
Speaker 3: thumb and your index finger.

2911
02:42:01,840 --> 02:42:05,320
Speaker 1: If you just touch that your thumb to your knuckle

2912
02:42:05,360 --> 02:42:08,200
Speaker 1: of your index finger and push on it, that's the

2913
02:42:08,240 --> 02:42:10,199
Speaker 1: feeling of a rare steak. And then if you apply

2914
02:42:10,280 --> 02:42:12,680
Speaker 1: some pressure you move it over toward your knuckle. The

2915
02:42:12,720 --> 02:42:14,680
Speaker 1: closer you get to your knuckle, that's the more.

2916
02:42:14,640 --> 02:42:19,760
Speaker 3: Dumbness of the steak. Which knuckle the one that your.

2917
02:42:19,600 --> 02:42:23,240
Speaker 1: Thumb can touch. If you move your thumb towards your

2918
02:42:23,280 --> 02:42:27,320
Speaker 1: index finger, you see that the one the one hand. Ye, yes,

2919
02:42:27,360 --> 02:42:27,720
Speaker 1: I'm the same.

2920
02:42:28,520 --> 02:42:31,160
Speaker 3: I'm using my right thumb on my left hand. I

2921
02:42:31,200 --> 02:42:35,480
Speaker 3: mean a thumb knuckle, you just knuckles a knuckle. I

2922
02:42:35,520 --> 02:42:37,280
Speaker 3: mean you can you.

2923
02:42:37,240 --> 02:42:39,880
Speaker 1: If you just touch without moving your thumb at all,

2924
02:42:39,920 --> 02:42:43,199
Speaker 1: and you just touch that that muscle in between. That

2925
02:42:43,280 --> 02:42:45,360
Speaker 1: feeling is what a rare steak will feel like. If

2926
02:42:45,360 --> 02:42:47,800
Speaker 1: you touch it to your hand, you start to get

2927
02:42:47,840 --> 02:42:50,320
Speaker 1: toward medium. And the more you make it, see how

2928
02:42:50,360 --> 02:42:53,320
Speaker 1: the muscle gets harder. That's the dunness of the steak.

2929
02:42:53,360 --> 02:42:55,039
Speaker 1: So the hard is going to be like a well

2930
02:42:55,080 --> 02:42:58,680
Speaker 1: done steak.

2931
02:42:57,320 --> 02:42:59,200
Speaker 3: Which you never want to do. A steak should only

2932
02:42:59,240 --> 02:43:02,400
Speaker 3: be served up. The should be what only served up

2933
02:43:02,400 --> 02:43:03,439
Speaker 3: to medium.

2934
02:43:04,560 --> 02:43:04,800
Speaker 2: Well.

2935
02:43:04,840 --> 02:43:07,760
Speaker 3: I did not grow up with my dear departed dad.

2936
02:43:07,800 --> 02:43:09,600
Speaker 3: I did not grow up with a dad who knew

2937
02:43:09,640 --> 02:43:12,440
Speaker 3: how to grill very well. So I didn't have my

2938
02:43:12,480 --> 02:43:15,240
Speaker 3: first properly cooked steak until I was in college.

2939
02:43:15,360 --> 02:43:18,440
Speaker 1: I learned all about that crap because we never had money.

2940
02:43:18,840 --> 02:43:21,200
Speaker 1: So my dad a was never going to ruin a

2941
02:43:21,240 --> 02:43:24,240
Speaker 1: steak if we had steak yeap, and it would like

2942
02:43:24,280 --> 02:43:27,640
Speaker 1: he could make a London broil fantastic, you know what

2943
02:43:27,680 --> 02:43:29,560
Speaker 1: I mean. Like it was just it was about how

2944
02:43:29,600 --> 02:43:31,520
Speaker 1: you cooked it, what temperature you cooked it to, what

2945
02:43:31,560 --> 02:43:33,480
Speaker 1: you seasoned it with, that sort of stuff.

2946
02:43:33,480 --> 02:43:36,360
Speaker 3: So it was always I mean, cheap cuts of meat

2947
02:43:36,400 --> 02:43:38,480
Speaker 3: were always perfectly fine. I mean that's all my dad

2948
02:43:38,480 --> 02:43:41,680
Speaker 3: would get, but London broy whatever the cheapest cut was.

2949
02:43:41,720 --> 02:43:43,480
Speaker 3: But then he would turn it into like a shoe

2950
02:43:43,560 --> 02:43:45,080
Speaker 3: sole of a shoe. Oh he just overcooked.

2951
02:43:45,200 --> 02:43:48,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's how my mom was because when

2952
02:43:48,600 --> 02:43:52,440
Speaker 1: we were growing up, you had to cook pork to

2953
02:43:52,600 --> 02:43:56,040
Speaker 1: like death, like it was sawdust, you know. It was like, oh, well,

2954
02:43:56,040 --> 02:43:57,480
Speaker 1: that's how you cook it because you have to cook

2955
02:43:57,480 --> 02:43:59,200
Speaker 1: it to full temperature. Now you realize you can cook

2956
02:43:59,200 --> 02:44:01,640
Speaker 1: it medium rare, get all the parasites out. Yeah, and

2957
02:44:01,640 --> 02:44:06,400
Speaker 1: then it's then it's fine. Like I love pork. Alan

2958
02:44:06,480 --> 02:44:07,600
Speaker 1: my Eke's girlfriend was a cooked.

2959
02:44:07,600 --> 02:44:09,440
Speaker 3: She made the best goddamn steak I've ever had of

2960
02:44:09,440 --> 02:44:11,880
Speaker 3: this day, and it was done in the oven. She said,

2961
02:44:12,080 --> 02:44:14,920
Speaker 3: why'd you let her go? A woman who knows her

2962
02:44:14,959 --> 02:44:15,840
Speaker 3: way around like that?

2963
02:44:16,160 --> 02:44:19,800
Speaker 1: My grandmother would broil steaks. She would, you know, occasionally,

2964
02:44:19,840 --> 02:44:22,200
Speaker 1: would broil the steak. My grandfather wasn't grilling her. If

2965
02:44:22,200 --> 02:44:23,720
Speaker 1: it was crappy out or whatever she had it, she'd

2966
02:44:23,760 --> 02:44:29,039
Speaker 1: broil it. But I've never baked a steak. I mean,

2967
02:44:29,320 --> 02:44:31,320
Speaker 1: I've cooked a steak on the stove and then finished

2968
02:44:31,320 --> 02:44:32,600
Speaker 1: it in the oven. Like if it was a really

2969
02:44:32,680 --> 02:44:35,199
Speaker 1: thick steak, sear it and then finish it in the oven.

2970
02:44:35,200 --> 02:44:37,800
Speaker 1: I've done that a million times, cast iron whatever.

2971
02:44:38,440 --> 02:44:43,560
Speaker 3: Could Jess bring a steak to work and use that

2972
02:44:43,720 --> 02:44:46,920
Speaker 3: dude's toaster oven? Yes, yeah, I'm sure he won't mind.

2973
02:44:47,000 --> 02:44:49,560
Speaker 3: He wouldn't even notice. Did I have a steak in there.

2974
02:44:51,600 --> 02:44:55,560
Speaker 3: It came with two pieces of little steak. What was it?

2975
02:44:56,280 --> 02:44:59,280
Speaker 3: The kind of steak was it? Do you know you

2976
02:44:59,280 --> 02:45:01,600
Speaker 3: bought filease the first steak you're gonna buy, So you

2977
02:45:01,680 --> 02:45:04,800
Speaker 3: spent like on stage, she doesn't want to spend twenty

2978
02:45:04,840 --> 02:45:08,240
Speaker 3: dollars on a meat thermometer. She bought filets for her infant.

2979
02:45:08,680 --> 02:45:10,600
Speaker 3: That's like twenty bucks a pound. Is that that's what

2980
02:45:10,640 --> 02:45:13,279
Speaker 3: you bought? I think I've I've spent like fifteen dollars

2981
02:45:13,320 --> 02:45:15,960
Speaker 3: on it. She's like, I think they were Kobe Bryant

2982
02:45:16,040 --> 02:45:18,080
Speaker 3: the brand, that's what said on the front. They were

2983
02:45:18,160 --> 02:45:22,080
Speaker 3: Kobe Trader Joe. What's wag you? So you bought really

2984
02:45:22,120 --> 02:45:23,720
Speaker 3: expensive cuts of meat.

2985
02:45:23,560 --> 02:45:25,800
Speaker 1: That are going to cook very very fast because they're

2986
02:45:25,840 --> 02:45:30,120
Speaker 1: amazingly lean ballets cook incredibly fast.

2987
02:45:30,160 --> 02:45:32,840
Speaker 11: Well, I was. I was like looking at the beef

2988
02:45:32,920 --> 02:45:36,120
Speaker 11: cubes or whatever the heller called stew beef. Yeah, but

2989
02:45:36,160 --> 02:45:38,160
Speaker 11: I was like, do I have to make stew for

2990
02:45:38,200 --> 02:45:39,600
Speaker 11: these or can I just eat them?

2991
02:45:40,040 --> 02:45:41,360
Speaker 3: Well? That's going to be very tough.

2992
02:45:42,040 --> 02:45:44,000
Speaker 1: Those cuts of meat you want to cook over a

2993
02:45:44,040 --> 02:45:46,360
Speaker 1: long period of time at low heat, so they break down,

2994
02:45:46,400 --> 02:45:48,320
Speaker 1: the fat renders out, and then you end up with

2995
02:45:48,400 --> 02:45:49,320
Speaker 1: nice tender meat.

2996
02:45:49,680 --> 02:45:51,520
Speaker 3: If you don't cook that slow, it's junk. It's it's

2997
02:45:51,800 --> 02:45:52,640
Speaker 3: eating a shoe.

2998
02:45:53,360 --> 02:45:55,920
Speaker 11: So I did good on the cut of meat. I

2999
02:45:56,000 --> 02:45:57,240
Speaker 11: just need to learn how to cook it.

3000
02:45:57,680 --> 02:46:01,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you you bought. I mean those are filets.

3001
02:46:01,280 --> 02:46:04,320
Speaker 1: Are are very expensive steaks because they're so lean and

3002
02:46:04,360 --> 02:46:10,320
Speaker 1: there's there's so little of it in the cow. Huh, tenderloin,

3003
02:46:10,360 --> 02:46:11,400
Speaker 1: it comes off the tender loin.

3004
02:46:11,440 --> 02:46:15,200
Speaker 3: Then cut a filet. Well, if I get food poisoning, well,

3005
02:46:15,240 --> 02:46:18,000
Speaker 3: she's really going about his backwards. She's like she's buying.

3006
02:46:18,120 --> 02:46:21,520
Speaker 3: She putting the cart before the proverbial horse. I would

3007
02:46:21,520 --> 02:46:23,240
Speaker 3: think you'd want to have you a head full of

3008
02:46:23,360 --> 02:46:26,720
Speaker 3: information before you went and purchased a meat rather than

3009
02:46:26,760 --> 02:46:30,800
Speaker 3: a race against time of the meat that's in your fridge.

3010
02:46:30,920 --> 02:46:35,400
Speaker 3: It literally was like just a whatever rob could she do?

3011
02:46:36,000 --> 02:46:38,920
Speaker 3: Could she do it with her clothes? Iron? Could she

3012
02:46:39,040 --> 02:46:42,600
Speaker 3: iron a steaks? You can do anything? Send it to cotton,

3013
02:46:42,720 --> 02:46:46,440
Speaker 3: I'll boil it. You could do you you can, and

3014
02:46:46,520 --> 02:46:48,039
Speaker 3: you can do anything you.

3015
02:46:47,959 --> 02:46:52,040
Speaker 1: Want to cook it basically would be sup eating the steak. However,

3016
02:46:52,080 --> 02:46:54,800
Speaker 1: you'd be doing it at two hundred and whatever degrees

3017
02:46:54,840 --> 02:46:59,240
Speaker 1: to Yeah, that's uh, well, two twelve is boiling, right.

3018
02:46:59,200 --> 02:47:02,680
Speaker 3: And watch it like it? Well, I can.

3019
02:47:02,800 --> 02:47:07,200
Speaker 1: I can almost guarantee at this point you're probably not

3020
02:47:07,200 --> 02:47:07,840
Speaker 1: gonna like it.

3021
02:47:08,080 --> 02:47:09,640
Speaker 11: Well, what I was gonna do with it is I

3022
02:47:09,680 --> 02:47:12,000
Speaker 11: was gonna I really wanted yellow mustard.

3023
02:47:12,400 --> 02:47:18,879
Speaker 3: Oh God, I got yellow mustard. Yes, she was, Rob,

3024
02:47:19,000 --> 02:47:23,320
Speaker 3: I was yep. I why why wouldn't you just fundamentally,

3025
02:47:23,360 --> 02:47:26,680
Speaker 3: why wouldn't you get start with steak sauce. I can't

3026
02:47:26,680 --> 02:47:33,360
Speaker 3: believe salt and pepper or anything. It's other thing. I

3027
02:47:33,400 --> 02:47:35,320
Speaker 3: do like mustard, Rob, I do too. Have you ever

3028
02:47:35,320 --> 02:47:38,320
Speaker 3: had mustard was yellow mustard? No, but I'm gonna try

3029
02:47:38,360 --> 02:47:40,199
Speaker 3: it now. Next time I have a filet, I'm gonna

3030
02:47:40,200 --> 02:47:43,840
Speaker 3: dip it in yellow mustard. I would have taken here rock.

3031
02:47:44,280 --> 02:47:46,920
Speaker 3: I'll hear Rob's head explode from Madna doing that.

3032
02:47:46,959 --> 02:47:48,720
Speaker 1: I would have taken the fifteen dollars and bought a

3033
02:47:48,720 --> 02:47:50,760
Speaker 1: meat thermometer and then dove into steak.

3034
02:47:51,080 --> 02:47:52,959
Speaker 3: The next time I was at the store, I.

3035
02:47:52,920 --> 02:47:57,320
Speaker 11: Needed a meat thermometer. Next time, I'll research, I guess,

3036
02:47:57,400 --> 02:47:59,000
Speaker 11: and not passion by.

3037
02:47:59,360 --> 02:48:01,360
Speaker 3: It was gonna say, hey, the heat of the moment,

3038
02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:05,240
Speaker 3: that's called an impulse by, right, literally is your.

3039
02:48:05,240 --> 02:48:07,840
Speaker 1: Dad likes steak. He does, all right, bring those steaks

3040
02:48:07,879 --> 02:48:10,160
Speaker 1: to your dads, give them to him and say thank

3041
02:48:10,200 --> 02:48:11,960
Speaker 1: you for letting me use your car. I was thinking

3042
02:48:12,000 --> 02:48:13,160
Speaker 1: of you. Here's a gift for me.

3043
02:48:13,680 --> 02:48:16,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cook these on the exhaust pipe, on the manifold.

3044
02:48:16,800 --> 02:48:19,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cook these. I'm gonna watch you cook them. Dad.

3045
02:48:20,280 --> 02:48:23,680
Speaker 1: I'll take a bite of your steak. But here, enjoy

3046
02:48:23,720 --> 02:48:25,480
Speaker 1: this meal. Thank you for letting me use your car.

3047
02:48:26,520 --> 02:48:28,279
Speaker 1: See now I'm helping.

3048
02:48:29,959 --> 02:48:33,160
Speaker 3: Problem. So why would not put mustard?

3049
02:48:33,280 --> 02:48:33,480
Speaker 2: Jess?

3050
02:48:33,520 --> 02:48:37,040
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just go? I know it's a money thing,

3051
02:48:37,080 --> 02:48:39,400
Speaker 3: but like, wouldn't you just go a couple doors down

3052
02:48:39,480 --> 02:48:43,000
Speaker 3: here to red and just get a steak any and

3053
02:48:43,080 --> 02:48:46,080
Speaker 3: see what you'll like? Texas Roadhouse.

3054
02:48:46,200 --> 02:48:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't mean I've got a long horn

3055
02:48:48,240 --> 02:48:49,200
Speaker 1: or allowed back.

3056
02:48:49,320 --> 02:48:52,760
Speaker 3: I like to cook, though it's my thing. It's your

3057
02:48:52,879 --> 02:48:56,879
Speaker 3: thing time, all right, her meat time. It's my meat time,

3058
02:48:56,920 --> 02:48:59,119
Speaker 3: all right? Her me time is cooking.

3059
02:48:59,200 --> 02:48:59,440
Speaker 15: Rob.

3060
02:49:00,280 --> 02:49:02,200
Speaker 3: Well, there's something here. I mean, I don't know what

3061
02:49:02,240 --> 02:49:07,680
Speaker 3: it is, but there's something here. Hey, Jeff, how's it going?

3062
02:49:07,760 --> 02:49:18,600
Speaker 2: Guys? So did pound cake quit? Or did transplayers? That's

3063
02:49:18,640 --> 02:49:19,480
Speaker 2: all I wanted.

3064
02:49:19,200 --> 02:49:23,400
Speaker 3: To ask he smoked a few cigarettes when Jess first,

3065
02:49:23,480 --> 02:49:26,040
Speaker 3: When Jess first started, we started picking her brain a

3066
02:49:26,120 --> 02:49:28,800
Speaker 3: little bit. All these people were hitting me up, going,

3067
02:49:28,840 --> 02:49:31,040
Speaker 3: oh my god, you got pound cake two point zero.

3068
02:49:31,240 --> 02:49:34,280
Speaker 3: And I really thought it because I didn't want that.

3069
02:49:34,440 --> 02:49:36,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't need it. I don't want that.

3070
02:49:36,400 --> 02:49:39,880
Speaker 3: It's low hanging fruit. But she's making it so hard

3071
02:49:39,879 --> 02:49:42,720
Speaker 3: to fight that off. I mean, I'm she's doing me

3072
02:49:42,840 --> 02:49:46,080
Speaker 3: no favors in the defense department of that. Jeff, I

3073
02:49:46,160 --> 02:49:49,080
Speaker 3: don't know what to tell you.

3074
02:49:47,080 --> 02:49:51,119
Speaker 2: You just did y.

3075
02:49:51,360 --> 02:49:57,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, god speed, Jeff. There you go.

3076
02:49:58,440 --> 02:50:02,680
Speaker 3: Alan yellow mustard is used in steak, Diane. Yeah, but

3077
02:50:02,800 --> 02:50:06,160
Speaker 3: that's a fake. Diane's also a recipe. Yeah, it's a recipe.

3078
02:50:06,200 --> 02:50:12,160
Speaker 3: It's not mustard on a steak as a condiment. Yeah,

3079
02:50:12,200 --> 02:50:15,600
Speaker 3: that's part of like the Worcester sauce or whatever in steak, Diane. Right,

3080
02:50:15,879 --> 02:50:20,840
Speaker 3: there's a lot to go, Diane. Yeah, there's a mustard.

3081
02:50:20,879 --> 02:50:24,680
Speaker 3: Because here's the problem, Jess. If you don't cook it properly,

3082
02:50:24,800 --> 02:50:27,680
Speaker 3: then you're not gonna like steak. You're gonna go I

3083
02:50:27,720 --> 02:50:34,080
Speaker 3: really don't like steak because you didn't cook it right. Yeah,

3084
02:50:34,080 --> 02:50:36,439
Speaker 3: if you cut it up and make it into fijidas.

3085
02:50:36,640 --> 02:50:40,240
Speaker 3: That's cotton Ball's suggestion. Mike and Parmesa. Just make it.

3086
02:50:40,560 --> 02:50:45,760
Speaker 3: Leave it raw tartar, slice it thin tartar. Yeah. Yeah,

3087
02:50:45,840 --> 02:50:48,760
Speaker 3: we can't call people that anymore wrong, so otherwise I

3088
02:50:48,800 --> 02:50:52,200
Speaker 3: would we are not allowed to do that. Now, I

3089
02:50:52,200 --> 02:50:53,840
Speaker 3: want stake Diana. Was the last time you had that?

3090
02:50:54,280 --> 02:50:59,280
Speaker 3: Jesus probably prom night State Diane? Was it nineteen eighty nine?

3091
02:50:59,480 --> 02:51:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I find dining restaurant. I'm sure that was on

3092
02:51:01,560 --> 02:51:03,160
Speaker 1: the menu. Fantastic.

3093
02:51:03,200 --> 02:51:05,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's good Goddess of the Hunt named

3094
02:51:05,800 --> 02:51:10,879
Speaker 3: after Diana. Steak Diane. Yeah, but that's like real buttery too,

3095
02:51:10,920 --> 02:51:12,640
Speaker 3: And I don't care for butter, but it doesn't have

3096
02:51:12,720 --> 02:51:12,879
Speaker 3: to be.

3097
02:51:12,920 --> 02:51:17,199
Speaker 1: It's it's more cogniac and cream and mustard to share

3098
02:51:17,200 --> 02:51:18,039
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff going.

3099
02:51:18,240 --> 02:51:20,440
Speaker 3: Now, I want that. I don't like real rich foods

3100
02:51:20,480 --> 02:51:22,760
Speaker 3: like that to me is like steak oscar you know

3101
02:51:22,760 --> 02:51:24,920
Speaker 3: what I mean that that feels like an old timey dish.

3102
02:51:25,320 --> 02:51:29,560
Speaker 3: You know, they're like beef bergagnon and steak Diane. Whatever

3103
02:51:30,200 --> 02:51:32,920
Speaker 3: it's it's it's a little too delightful for me. It's

3104
02:51:32,920 --> 02:51:35,600
Speaker 3: a little too luxurious for me. Rob but it is

3105
02:51:35,640 --> 02:51:39,480
Speaker 3: good when done well right, nothing more impressive than food

3106
02:51:39,520 --> 02:51:43,480
Speaker 3: done well. All right, Well, listen, Jess is in the

3107
02:51:43,520 --> 02:51:46,320
Speaker 3: market for a food thermometer. Yeah, and just bring those

3108
02:51:46,360 --> 02:51:48,400
Speaker 3: steaks to your father. Dad.

3109
02:51:48,440 --> 02:51:51,199
Speaker 1: I wanted to say thank you. Uh, this car is

3110
02:51:51,240 --> 02:51:53,440
Speaker 1: such a life saver for me. I'm able to do

3111
02:51:53,480 --> 02:51:56,320
Speaker 1: everything I need to do. I saw these steaks and

3112
02:51:56,360 --> 02:51:59,120
Speaker 1: thought of you, Dad. Here you go, but hurry up

3113
02:51:59,120 --> 02:52:00,600
Speaker 1: and eat thunkstakes in two days.

3114
02:52:01,400 --> 02:52:04,840
Speaker 3: Up and eat them. They expire in two days.

3115
02:52:04,920 --> 02:52:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3116
02:52:05,200 --> 02:52:07,280
Speaker 3: In the heat of the moment, Dad, I was thinking

3117
02:52:07,320 --> 02:52:09,520
Speaker 3: of you and thank you so much.

3118
02:52:09,800 --> 02:52:12,160
Speaker 1: I never said thank you for that broken shovel you

3119
02:52:12,200 --> 02:52:16,400
Speaker 1: gave me to shovel out my car. So here here's

3120
02:52:16,480 --> 02:52:20,160
Speaker 1: my gift to you. And then the next time you're

3121
02:52:20,200 --> 02:52:22,280
Speaker 1: in the grocery store and you think to buy meat,

3122
02:52:22,520 --> 02:52:23,760
Speaker 1: just buy a meat.

3123
02:52:23,600 --> 02:52:25,640
Speaker 3: Thermometer or don't.

3124
02:52:25,760 --> 02:52:27,720
Speaker 1: You don't even need a meat thermometer really, but if

3125
02:52:27,720 --> 02:52:31,240
Speaker 1: you want one, buy that and then start diving into

3126
02:52:31,280 --> 02:52:31,959
Speaker 1: cooking meats.

3127
02:52:33,879 --> 02:52:36,000
Speaker 3: I like this for you. I'm very excited for you.

3128
02:52:36,080 --> 02:52:38,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I think when everything lays out, Rob, can

3129
02:52:38,160 --> 02:52:39,680
Speaker 3: you imagine.

3130
02:52:39,480 --> 02:52:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to save the kid Alan what I'm

3131
02:52:41,440 --> 02:52:43,440
Speaker 1: doing here? I know I'm just trying to save that.

3132
02:52:43,680 --> 02:52:46,600
Speaker 3: I know, I'm trying to make sure CPS isn't called

3133
02:52:47,360 --> 02:52:50,560
Speaker 3: a culinary tip. She was feeding them a chicken tartar.

3134
02:52:50,640 --> 02:52:50,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

3135
02:52:50,800 --> 02:52:51,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to that. I don't want to be

3136
02:52:52,160 --> 02:52:54,200
Speaker 3: I want to be involved in that mustard. Did you

3137
02:52:54,240 --> 02:52:57,879
Speaker 3: say mustard? Oh, it's one hundred and sixty five degrees okay,

3138
02:52:58,440 --> 02:53:01,080
Speaker 3: not sixty sixty eight degrees?

3139
02:53:01,200 --> 02:53:06,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, luke warm, it's warm.

3140
02:53:06,560 --> 02:53:10,440
Speaker 3: I fed it to him warm. He's good looking at him. Yes,

3141
02:53:10,520 --> 02:53:12,680
Speaker 3: it's blue. Oh no, no, no no.

3142
02:53:13,840 --> 02:53:16,440
Speaker 1: And there are different temperatures for different meats, Jess, so

3143
02:53:16,480 --> 02:53:19,000
Speaker 1: make sure when you are diving in on your cooking

3144
02:53:19,520 --> 02:53:23,480
Speaker 1: stuff down the line. If you're gonna cook steak a degree,

3145
02:53:23,520 --> 02:53:26,560
Speaker 1: have done this. One sixty five is just the suggested

3146
02:53:26,640 --> 02:53:28,160
Speaker 1: number for chicken or poultry.

3147
02:53:29,760 --> 02:53:32,720
Speaker 3: Alan yellow mustard on a filet is the most Parma

3148
02:53:32,800 --> 02:53:38,080
Speaker 3: thing Jess has ever said. Now I must leave you,

3149
02:53:38,120 --> 02:53:40,160
Speaker 3: as the Brady bunch is on, and I find four

3150
02:53:40,200 --> 02:53:41,880
Speaker 3: of those children incredibly arousing.

3151
02:53:44,000 --> 02:53:44,560
Speaker 2: Get out here.

3152
02:53:45,600 --> 02:53:51,280
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3153
02:53:52,440 --> 02:53:58,080
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you do. Brother is watching you.

3154
02:53:59,440 --> 02:54:05,199
Speaker 15: Be so conspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

3155
02:54:06,360 --> 02:54:11,040
Speaker 15: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3156
02:54:11,200 --> 02:54:18,280
Speaker 15: watching you, and with all narratives, remember oh, it is paid.

3157
02:54:19,200 --> 02:54:24,320
Speaker 15: And when you watch that davy screen, remember it works

3158
02:54:24,440 --> 02:54:31,800
Speaker 15: both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3159
02:54:32,000 --> 02:54:38,680
Speaker 15: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3160
02:54:38,840 --> 02:54:39,800
Speaker 15: watching you.