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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. All Right, Josh Haslaven

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Speaker 1: ninety three three f l Z. Is uh, everything going

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Speaker 1: well with Abby being in town? Yes, she flew in

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Speaker 1: from Wisconsin yesterday. Katie's best friend Abby is visiting her.

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Speaker 1: Whenever Katie's birthday goes down, Abby comes in for like

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Speaker 1: a long time, right, yeah, week, that's special stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's a real friend, right there. I know it is

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Speaker 2: a real She's the best my birthday week. Never live

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Speaker 2: in the town. Oh right, you can sleep over for

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Speaker 2: ten days, that's right. You never sleepover forty I.

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Speaker 3: Would do a ten day long slumber party with Joe

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Speaker 3: for his birthday.

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Speaker 2: Oh she's here for how many days? She's here for seven?

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Speaker 2: And she brought how much underwear? Okay, no listen.

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Speaker 4: So I picked up from the airport and poor thing

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Speaker 4: she had a migraine. So like, we went right back

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Speaker 4: to the house and I took her suitcase upstairs. I

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Speaker 4: was like, god's really light, the big suitcase. So later

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Speaker 4: she's unpacking and she opens it up and I kid

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Speaker 4: you not had like twenty.

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Speaker 2: Five pairs of underwear in there. Smart.

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Speaker 5: I was like, Abby, are you okay she's packing the

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Speaker 5: right way?

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Speaker 4: I mean for a week long trip, twenty five pairs

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Speaker 4: of undies twenty one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she is like three more than what I

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Speaker 2: would bring.

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Speaker 4: Do you change your undies three times a day when

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Speaker 4: I'm on vacation?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, my alley, welly might have to. It's not that

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Speaker 2: I do, It's that I might because.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what do you mean, because you really

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Speaker 1: want me to say, I could do the hands in

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Speaker 1: my hands, you know, like universals next weekend, I'm probably

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Speaker 1: gonna have a lot of sweats if we do make

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Speaker 1: it back to the hotel. I want to switch it out.

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Speaker 1: I'm a shower. I take two to three showers every

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Speaker 1: single day. Do you think I put on my underwear

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Speaker 1: immediately after that? I go through underwear fast. I'm in

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Speaker 1: a consistent battle with my laundry machine on Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, if I if I like one of the things, like,

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Speaker 1: there's probably like five things I could change about the world,

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Speaker 1: and one of them is an automatic underwear washer.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Essentially, your underwear the moment you throw it in the

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Speaker 1: dirty clothes hamper, it goes right through because the realistically,

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Speaker 1: I mean how hard is it the wash right underwear?

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Speaker 2: Like it should be able to do it itself. So

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Speaker 2: three you three a day? You don't do that? Well,

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Speaker 2: what I overpack is socks. Overpack socks. Yeah, three of

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Speaker 2: those items a day.

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Speaker 5: You have your morning, you have your your morning, you're

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Speaker 5: after doing your night and then yeah, yeah, because I

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Speaker 5: have the ones that I sleep in, I have the

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Speaker 5: ones that I'm going on during the day.

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Speaker 2: And if you do something at night at the night

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Speaker 2: party ones part of night party socks and then you know,

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Speaker 2: like underwear and socks is after you shower, you put

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Speaker 2: those on your go to bed.

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Speaker 1: Thursday, Friday, Saturday is when we're at Universe. How much

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Speaker 1: underwear will you pack?

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Speaker 2: Of twelve? Oll of nine?

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Speaker 3: I see, I'll do I'll do six. I do one

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Speaker 3: in the more than one in the evening. You don't

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Speaker 3: need any more than that.

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Speaker 2: You just never know what might happen. Yeah, never know,

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Speaker 2: especially that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we we're doing the show, if we do

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Speaker 1: the show, we're doing the show Friday morning, wake up,

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Speaker 1: put on underwear, We'll do the show.

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Speaker 2: We'll go back to the hotel and there you go. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Before the delicious shots of Jamison, He's not coming.

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna.

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Speaker 4: Jamie, No, oh, Sean, He'll be there on Friday morning.

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Speaker 4: I'll bring the breakfast, Jamie. How about that before the

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Speaker 4: breakfast Jamie. Yes, I will shower and change my underwork. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I do that. I can't believe. And then sometimes, I mean,

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Speaker 4: three pairs of days seems egregious.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, you're just morning. We already discussed how if

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing workout leggings, she ain't wearing none. You're right,

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Speaker 2: put more socks. Say you're wearing jeans to.

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Speaker 5: Work, yes, you have underwear on. Yes, Then you're going

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Speaker 5: to go home, You're going to shower, yes, and you're

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Speaker 5: gonna put and you're like, hey, I gotta go to

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Speaker 5: the mall.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna put jeans on again. So you're gonna put

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Speaker 4: fresh bear underwear on. I mean, if I were wearing

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Speaker 4: jeans that often? Oh so yeah, you know, But I

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Speaker 4: get what you're saying. I totally understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: Would you say you packed more leggings than underwear.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes, Yeah, that's your Your leggings are your underwear.

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Speaker 3: Also, Joe, you just complained about how underwear is the

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Speaker 3: most annoying thing. Ever, why are you going to create

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Speaker 3: even more laundry for yourself a lot though it does?

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Speaker 1: Yeh, wait, what the hell does that mean? I kind

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Speaker 1: of knew a fat boy underwear.

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Speaker 3: You got the.

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Speaker 1: I got the fat man underwear. You guys don't have

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Speaker 1: fat man underwear.

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Speaker 2: Is that like the boy equation to like cranny panties?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like literally like they're like leggings basically.

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Speaker 2: Under this All right, I'm learning so much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, ummmm, noted, don't poop yourself next weekend.

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Speaker 1: Don't dostening, go ahead and poop yourself.

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Speaker 2: Prepared it is. I'm sure the jet's not.

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Speaker 1: A more underwear type of guy. You think he's a

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Speaker 1: big underwear if shorts have liners and I.

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Speaker 5: Won't wear anything you and Katie, I gotta have something

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Speaker 5: between the material.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the liner's always right up on my buck

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Speaker 1: I just hold them that the wind doesn't blow. This

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