Speaker 1: All right, it's KDWB on the Day Brian Show. It
Speaker 1: is Friday. Does it feel like a Friday? Has been
Speaker 1: such a weird week with the holidays and wishes and
Speaker 1: just it's kind of one of like the like those
Speaker 1: limbo weeks, like that week between Christmas and New Year's
Speaker 1: where it's like, what day is it? It feels like
Speaker 1: a Sunday, but it's a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, kind of one of those days.
Speaker 1: But today is Friday, and that means we're doing the
Speaker 1: Friday Morning Dance Party on kd WUB. That is a
Speaker 1: dance party on KDB. It's Friday. It looks kind of
Speaker 1: nice outside, like sunny and bright skies. It's four degrees.
Speaker 1: Don't be fooled. It's like that weather where you got
Speaker 1: to put a jacket on to walk to the end
Speaker 1: of the driveway to get your mail, Like, oh.
Speaker 3: Is it for those things as negative one? Now? Oh no,
Speaker 3: it is for okay.
Speaker 1: Ys either way, it's cold and it is the is
Speaker 1: that time of the year is just gonna be. But
Speaker 1: we do have some good news vaunts, feel good Friday vaunts.
Speaker 1: Not stirring the pod today You're gonna make us feel good?
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 3: Got to be positive?
Speaker 4: Every now and then, there's a fifty year Christmas tradition
Speaker 4: that was almost lost on an elementary school. Every year
Speaker 4: for fifty years, this PTO, the Parent Teach Organization, they've
Speaker 4: gotten every kid in the school a gift. And this
Speaker 4: is an elementary school, four hundred students. But this year
Speaker 4: they said, look, we just don't got the money. Times
Speaker 4: are tight, So as one does, one of the members
Speaker 4: of the PTO went to social media, went to tech talk.
Speaker 4: It was like, I'm going to save Christmas, but I
Speaker 4: need your help, And of course the video went viral.
Speaker 4: Donations from all across the country board in and within
Speaker 4: forty eight hours, gifts for all four hundred students had
Speaker 4: been purchased. And I just think it's so generous of
Speaker 4: strangers first and foremost, but just even of the PTO
Speaker 4: for fifty years to make sure kids have gifts. It's
Speaker 4: part of the reason we do Christmas wish to make
Speaker 4: sure that kids are families that might not have everything
Speaker 4: in the world, or they might have some but just
Speaker 4: not as much as other families. You know that they
Speaker 4: have something to open on Christmas Day. Oh a lot
Speaker 4: of the kids.
Speaker 3: Got toys each student.
Speaker 4: Each student received a weighted stuffed animal, which apparently gives
Speaker 4: children comfort. They've got a stocking full of necessities like
Speaker 4: toothbrushes and hats and gloves. I tell you my grandma
Speaker 4: one year got us not toilet trees, but like pepto
Speaker 4: bismo and tom and I was like, I'm gonna use
Speaker 4: this trust to believe I'm gonna use this stuff.
Speaker 1: But that's funny a coincidence, because I got you, guys,
Speaker 1: tombs in pepto bismos for crystal so instill.
Speaker 3: I know, Benny, Hannah, I hope you.
Speaker 5: Enjoyed it, like gifts like that honestly, because I don't
Speaker 5: think I have any tombs right now.
Speaker 4: So I Jenny Yady lotion last year, and I promise
Speaker 4: I used every bottle or every square to the bottle.
Speaker 3: You used the whole thing. Yes, I did. It wasn't
Speaker 3: like gigantic bottle.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: And he also like just ran out. He told me, mon,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call him out though.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 5: He doesn't have your guys president stand. He was texting
Speaker 5: me the other.
Speaker 1: Day, Bailey's I don't have anything for.
Speaker 5: You guys, I'm only waiting for one thing in the
Speaker 5: mail for Vaughan, and that's it.
Speaker 3: I have a for one of you in this room,
Speaker 3: and that's it.
Speaker 1: You guys are getting a Chick fil A gift card
Speaker 1: with eight dollars and fifteen cents left on it. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Superior teams Chick fil A gift card to Hannah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we do that? You don't have to get
Speaker 3: us anything? This avoiding eye contact with me right now?
Speaker 1: Don't you know why is my responsibility to buy a
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars Ben offered?
Speaker 3: You offered. That's where this lower started.
Speaker 1: I never offered you guys, your pressure me into it.
Speaker 4: You offered, and then you set the appointment. But then
Speaker 4: you coincidentally have to swallow a camera or something, and
Speaker 4: then you canceled on this camera.
Speaker 1: I gotta swallow a camera.
Speaker 5: NICs.
Speaker 1: You speaking of medications, Yeah, we're going through our house
Speaker 1: because you know, we're just cleaning out stuff, and above
Speaker 1: our stove is where we keep our basically our medicines.
Speaker 1: Your theoflu, your thilant, all your pepto bismol, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Go look at your expiration dates. We found Thailand all
Speaker 1: that expired in twenty twelve. Oh god, in twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: It was thirteen years ago. This tilant all expired. Go
Speaker 1: look at your medications, because they do expire. They they don't.
Speaker 1: They're not bad for you. They just become benign.
Speaker 5: They just I do want to say, though, some does
Speaker 5: get like weird because I have taken expired cough syrup
Speaker 5: twice and it immediately made me sick. So do be careful.
Speaker 5: Well that sounds because how often did you take cough syrup?
Speaker 1: So of course it's in there when you don't look,
Speaker 1: because it seems like you just bought it last year,
Speaker 1: and you look at the expirations like, oh good, I
Speaker 1: will said seven years ago.
Speaker 4: There's so many things I don't understand how they expire?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: I mean medicine makes sense. I would hope that it expires.
Speaker 3: How does honey expire?
Speaker 1: Honey does not expire. Believe me, I think they found
Speaker 1: honey in the tombs of Egyptian queens and that it's
Speaker 1: still it's still good. They put it on toast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I taste it. Did you make that up?
Speaker 1: No? They do. They have found it in like the
Speaker 1: tombs of Egyptian pharaohs and things like that, and it's
Speaker 1: not you know, you don't want to try to eat it,
Speaker 1: but it's still it's still good. Honey. I guess I
Speaker 1: try it.
Speaker 2: If a pharaoh ate it, Yeah, I try it.
Speaker 3: Kids are in school, right, yea? How do condoms expire?
Speaker 2: It's the latex that like wears down over time, like you.
Speaker 1: Ever had a pair of elastic shorts like the waistband. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then after a while it starts to get like
Speaker 1: less stretchy and crumbly, same kind of thing. Don't use it.
Speaker 1: Don't use a crumbly condom.
Speaker 3: That was a genuine question.
Speaker 2: I'm writing it down. Don't use a crumbly con.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're wearing a pastry.
Speaker 5: I think you also say that is ridiculous. I think
Speaker 5: they also say that even if it's not expired, but
Speaker 5: it's been sitting in your wallet for too long. But
Speaker 5: that's not good either.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not good because you haven't had some in
Speaker 1: a long time. It's like, oh, it's been in there
Speaker 1: for three years. Dry spell. Okay, we'll be back in
Speaker 1: a second. Bailey's going to do the daily Bailey coming up.
Speaker 1: What are we going to play around with on The
Speaker 1: Daily Bailey.
Speaker 6: I want to know about the person who brings the
Speaker 6: drama to your holiday, and you're going.
Speaker 3: To talk about.
Speaker 1: In a Donna all right, we'll cover it next on.
Speaker 7: Katie The Dave Ryan Show on Katie W Who.
Speaker 6: Is bringing the drama to your holiday? Whatever you're doing.
Speaker 6: I don't know Christmas, Honica, whatever you're doing, who brings
Speaker 6: the drama? I want to hear about them, and I
Speaker 6: want to hear about what kind of dramatic things.
Speaker 2: They're usually up to.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're always looking for gossip and dish and the cheese.
Speaker 2: Dish, dish. I want to know who's bringing the drama
Speaker 2: to your holiday? David, dramatic in your home?
Speaker 1: Well, we really we stay away from the drama in
Speaker 1: our family, and there are people who love to bring
Speaker 1: the drama and we just stay away from that. But
Speaker 1: I would say nobody does now. But it used to
Speaker 1: be Donna when we were all back in our twenties thirties.
Speaker 1: Donna would get upset because not enough people were paying
Speaker 1: attention to her at my mom and Dad's house on Christmas.
Speaker 1: So she would storm out and was like, what happened
Speaker 1: to Donna? Oh? She got mad because nobody was paying
Speaker 1: any attention to her, but she's grown up now, so honestly,
Speaker 1: probably me, probably me.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Planned pregnancies? Yeah, unplanned pregnancies?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I mean I feel like you probably have
Speaker 6: gone to a handful of Christmas celebrations and said, hey,
Speaker 6: got somebody pregnant?
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh absolutely?
Speaker 5: Yea Christmas every year?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically yeah, it's like, okay, now it's time
Speaker 1: to find out who Dave got pregnant this year?
Speaker 3: Day is this season?
Speaker 1: Cassandra and Tanya O?
Speaker 3: Yes, what happened?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, well she disappeared. Yeah, dang ye Jes disappeared mysteriously,
Speaker 1: but I swear I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3: But I'm for sure.
Speaker 5: Jenny, who brings the drama at your holiday? I've got
Speaker 5: two cousins at are messes. One's name is Dugan. He's
Speaker 5: not invited anymore to my dad's side.
Speaker 2: Name dropped.
Speaker 5: He unfortunately has a pretty bad drinking problem and we
Speaker 5: allowed him for a while, but after his dad passed away.
Speaker 5: His dad used to be an alcoholic too, but he
Speaker 5: got clean and sober and more, and we the family
Speaker 5: reached out multiple times, being like you got to get
Speaker 5: your life together, Like look at what your dad did,
Speaker 5: like he got better, and he just hasn't, so he's
Speaker 5: not invited. And then my other cousin, Lexi has three
Speaker 5: baby daddies, and I think two of them have been
Speaker 5: in jail or are in jail. I don't know if
Speaker 5: she's with any of them anymore.
Speaker 2: She got married to.
Speaker 5: One of them at one point, but then I think
Speaker 5: they got a divorce.
Speaker 3: But she also I'm fanning, Jenny. I'm trying to cool
Speaker 3: off the teeth.
Speaker 5: She also is not allowed to come to Christmas anymore
Speaker 5: because she stole a bunch of money from my aunt,
Speaker 5: which is my uncle always hosts every year, which is
Speaker 5: his sister. So she she's not allowed to come. So
Speaker 5: what she'll do is she'll drop her kids off so
Speaker 5: that the kids can be there with grandma and hang out,
Speaker 5: and then Grandma's in charge of the kids all the time,
Speaker 5: and then she leaves and she goes and smokes and drinks.
Speaker 5: Oh God knows what.
Speaker 3: Man I should have had.
Speaker 2: You go, last drama.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to follow up with that.
Speaker 2: Do you have any drama at your holiday?
Speaker 4: I have a cousin who Jenny name dropped, so I'll
Speaker 4: do it. Her name is Ceci. She's she had a
Speaker 4: kid young, and we we She's always high, which is fine,
Speaker 4: you can always you can do weed. I do gummies
Speaker 4: every now and then. But it's just it's you don't
Speaker 4: have to always be high. I would like to just
Speaker 4: have a regular conversation with you. You don't have to come
Speaker 4: to every single function, you know, smoking weed her And
Speaker 4: then they don't ever hear this my mom's mother in law,
Speaker 4: because I'm not all that close with my mom's husband
Speaker 4: as I am like my stepmom. Sure, And so because
Speaker 4: older people think they could just say anything they want
Speaker 4: because they're older school, she just very much mouths off
Speaker 4: a lot. And sometimes it's just not like it's not
Speaker 4: the vibe. We're trying to have fun, we're trying to
Speaker 4: enjoy each other's company, and she just thinks she can
Speaker 4: say anything to anyone, not a fan, not a fan.
Speaker 6: I wish I had a lot of people at my
Speaker 6: holidays because I live for like weird gossipy things going
Speaker 6: on and drama happening at holidays because they never happened
Speaker 6: at mine. The worst that could ever happen is my
Speaker 6: sister or my dad have some kind of meltdown and
Speaker 6: like shut down and don't want to speak anymore.
Speaker 1: To each other, or just in general in general.
Speaker 6: Like my dad will be upset because I don't know,
Speaker 6: something didn't bo right, or maybe we were two minutes
Speaker 6: late and we had said we would be there at
Speaker 6: nine thirty and it's nine thirty two and.
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Wow. That boggles my mind because in my family, even
Speaker 1: when I was a little kid, nobody brought the drama.
Speaker 1: And maybe it's because my mom and dad did not
Speaker 1: allow it, yeah, or we were just kind of like
Speaker 1: a well adjusted family. There was always little things like
Speaker 1: I had a sister who was a chronic shoplifter. I
Speaker 1: haven't talked about that before, but you know, she's better now.
Speaker 1: She became a nurse and she was fine. But we
Speaker 1: just never had drama. Nobody came down from like the
Speaker 1: relatives up in Denver and brought drama, or an alcoholic
Speaker 1: son or a drug addicted daughter. I mean no, I
Speaker 1: just no. And if there was, everybody kind of kept
Speaker 1: it under wraps.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 6: I think of the Christmas episode of The Bear when
Speaker 6: it's like just drama from start to finish. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: like I obviously, like I think if I was in
Speaker 6: the situation where someone was bringing a lot of drama
Speaker 6: like all of your cousin's journey, yep, I wouldn't want
Speaker 6: to be there, but I would love to hear about it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean it's weird because when she when my cousin
Speaker 5: was invited, the one who has a bunch of kids,
Speaker 5: she would just sit in the corner and not talk
Speaker 5: to anyone and I won't say hi to her whatever.
Speaker 5: But she just was She's never been the friendliest. She
Speaker 5: was a very spoiled child growing up because she was
Speaker 5: an only child. And I don't know, it's yeah, she's
Speaker 5: just she's a mess.
Speaker 6: Well, hey, if you have any really good drama happening
Speaker 6: at your holiday things, please message me about it on
Speaker 6: Instagram at Bailey on Air. I just want to hear
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 3: I want to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: On the wall.
Speaker 3: You just get a whole paragraph. Yes, somebody's just like
Speaker 3: my aunt, my cousin, my dad. He's like, tell me more.
Speaker 1: Give her details. She's bored, she needs something to do.
Speaker 1: We'll do Dave's Dirt the last one of the week.
Speaker 1: Can coming up next let's wrap up the week with
Speaker 1: Dave's dirt on kdubub. Let's see what we got here.
Speaker 1: I know that there are I think the Bears in
Speaker 1: the Packers play tomorrow night at seven twenty. Does that
Speaker 1: sound right? You're a big Packer fan. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: that they play because it's that time of the year
Speaker 1: when they're playing games on Saturday and Sunday and the
Speaker 1: going to the holidays.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're corrected, is seven twenty, and that's going to
Speaker 5: be a very big game since the Bears are doing
Speaker 5: well this season. Two and they're all in the same conference.
Speaker 1: I think the Packers are still in the hunt, as
Speaker 1: they say, but the Bears are like ten and two
Speaker 1: or ten and three. The Bears are not expected to do.
Speaker 5: Well this year, right, and the Packers are nine to four.
Speaker 1: And one, Okay, so they're still in the hunt.
Speaker 5: Halls are ten and four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bailey's mad because I laughed at her when she said, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's good. Two is good. That's a guess.
Speaker 5: We just I'm so confused, as I swear we just
Speaker 5: played the Bears. We did just play the Bears like
Speaker 5: two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're in the same division, so it can be
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks apart. Ye're yes. And by the way,
Speaker 1: the Gophers are going to be in the the Rare Bowls,
Speaker 1: something weird like that. It takes place, I want to say,
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. Is going to be the Saturday after Christmas.
Speaker 1: So the Gophers are in a bowl game. That's good.
Speaker 1: I love the Gophers. So race it's which one rate
Speaker 1: rate bawl? I said, the rare ball I mean I
Speaker 1: was one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it happens the day after Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the day after Christmas, So go you Gophers.
Speaker 5: Bib Rexa is turning to her fans for help finding her,
Speaker 5: in her words, a baby daddy. She says, here's what
Speaker 5: I'm looking for in terms of looks, I'm okay with
Speaker 5: a six or seven. Personality is the key for me. Height.
Speaker 5: I don't need someone tall, just taller than me five
Speaker 5: eight and up. Job must be successful and not a moucher.
Speaker 5: Must be richer than me or equal. I don't pay
Speaker 5: for men or do fifty to fifty. And someone who
Speaker 5: has a good personality, good morals, and is smart and driven,
Speaker 5: she says, send her options. Sounds good, babe.
Speaker 6: Lady Gotga has teased that she's been working on a
Speaker 6: lot of music.
Speaker 3: I'm doing good.
Speaker 2: I was in the stadio yesterday.
Speaker 5: I've been like making a lot of music.
Speaker 8: And it's kind of the best making music when you
Speaker 8: get to see your fans every night. Yeah, because you're
Speaker 8: kind of like you're energetically just right where you need
Speaker 8: to be.
Speaker 2: I'm being interested in listening to more Lady Goga music.
Speaker 3: I like Lydia.
Speaker 4: I love this clip of Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4: They did it on a Variety interview.
Speaker 3: Have you rewatched Titanic? No, oh, you should.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I bet you could.
Speaker 5: I bet you could, like watch it as a movie now,
Speaker 5: and it's so good.
Speaker 3: I don't really watch. Maybe I do some movies. I've
Speaker 3: watched you watch your O your movies.
Speaker 5: No, I've never made something like Titanic, but if I did,
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 3: I would watch it. But I mean, do you put
Speaker 3: when was the last time you did that? When I was.
Speaker 5: Really drunk, I put on American Hustle and then my
Speaker 5: assistant went to download something.
Speaker 3: Would you do it alone or were you showing some
Speaker 3: showing people like this is this movie?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I was drunk and I was like, I wonder if I'm.
Speaker 3: Good at acting.
Speaker 4: It's just funny because I feel like a lot of
Speaker 4: artists or anybody that does like a you know, a
Speaker 4: show or music or produces something, they typically say no,
Speaker 4: they don't listen to it. But I was listening to
Speaker 4: this interview with Olivia Dean. She does man I need
Speaker 4: and she I I love the spirit that's on her,
Speaker 4: Like she just really feels like she's into the music.
Speaker 4: And she was saying, yes, I love listening to my
Speaker 4: stuff because it's new to her too. She just did
Speaker 4: this album that she dropped, like March, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I love listening back to it.
Speaker 2: See, she's proud of herself.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Can I make a observation. Leonardo DiCaprio sounds deeply unhappy.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, they both don't sound like they
Speaker 6: want to be there.
Speaker 1: Well, she sounds like she's just chill and like she
Speaker 1: would be like talking to a friend, like you talk
Speaker 1: to a friend over drinks or whatever. But he just
Speaker 1: sounds like, you know, it's Leonardo and DiCaprio, and he
Speaker 1: just sounds deeply dissatisfied with life. And I wonder if,
Speaker 1: like he's trying to like seek happiness by like banging
Speaker 1: a bunch of twenty two year olds and out on
Speaker 1: his yacht. But it's just not working, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 5: They one twenty seven year old or something for a while.
Speaker 3: Now he's sad that's older for him.
Speaker 5: But no, in the actual video of that clip, he
Speaker 5: does look very chill and laid back. But I've never
Speaker 5: seen him in interviews have a kind of energy before.
Speaker 3: That's old years old.
Speaker 1: He's Titanic came out in ninety seven, so you're talking
Speaker 1: literally twenty eight years ago that it came out, and
Speaker 1: he was twenty then, so he's forty eight fifty ish
Speaker 1: now it's fifty one. Is you really no, it's not old,
Speaker 1: but I mean he just looks. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: fifty one year olds that look like they're elderly and
Speaker 1: ready with like one foot in the grave that is
Speaker 1: going to do it for the dirt and the show.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend, Stay warm and have fun whatever
Speaker 1: you're doing, and take a lot of pictures. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Where your seat belt, wear your seatbelt.
Speaker 1: Don'ty drugs, and we will see you back here Monday
Speaker 1: for a couple of more Christmas wishes on KDWB. Have
Speaker 1: a good weekend.