WEBVTT - 2026 Predictions

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do predictions for twenty twenty six. We're gonna record

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<v Speaker 1>these on a cassette and stick them in that mayonnaise

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<v Speaker 1>jar and sit it on the back porch until next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Can me change the mayonnaise jar though we've be using

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<v Speaker 2>the same one for like three years, getting moldy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a classic. Yeah, it's my good luck

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<v Speaker 1>mayonnaise jar.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gotcha.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's read the categories Jenny and Will go old

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<v Speaker 1>with these.

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<v Speaker 4>The first one is will Taylor and Travis get pregnant?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I hate making these. These are just so we

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<v Speaker 1>have nothing to base it on. We have no expertise

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<v Speaker 1>in this. I'm gonna say no. She is way too

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<v Speaker 1>much into her career. I don't think that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that they're going to be parents. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's in the road in the future for

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<v Speaker 1>them ever ever.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, Oh, I think they'll be parents somedow.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to have a baby to be worthwhile, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been telling you that for years. Jenny, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a baby.

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<v Speaker 4>You've been telling me to have a baby for years,

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<v Speaker 4>whether I was single or in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 5>You're just always like, Jenny, have a baby. They're cute.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, Jenny, have a baby, doable mocau.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get I.

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<v Speaker 4>Also said no, and I said for the exact same reasons.

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<v Speaker 4>Too much career going on for both of them.

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<v Speaker 6>Still well, I said yes, and it's a girl and

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<v Speaker 6>she'll release an album about girl womb power or something

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<v Speaker 6>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Brother, I said no, but not because of the career.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think that the engagement is what the focus

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<v Speaker 2>is right now. People want that and all that lower

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<v Speaker 2>from them to get married before they focus on having

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<v Speaker 2>a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>They'll get married in like June, and then by December

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<v Speaker 6>she'll be pregnant.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I'm going to say, okay, next one a celebrity divorce.

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<v Speaker 7>I gotta go with again. I use this every year,

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<v Speaker 7>and I think one day I'm gonna get lucky. It's

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<v Speaker 7>gonna be Jessica Bielle and Justin Timberlake.

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<v Speaker 4>Good choice, Okay, mine is Dak Shepherd and Christen Bell.

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<v Speaker 3>Dang it.

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<v Speaker 6>I also said Dak Shepherd lit Bell. Yeah, because that

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<v Speaker 6>they seem not great right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think social media has been picking apart their relationships,

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<v Speaker 4>so that's why I said it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, same, I'm gonna switch Justin's last year, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>Justin Timberlake. This year, I think Justin Bieber Hailey Bieber

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call it quay Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Next one is celebrity baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Who can I go first? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Rihanna's gonna have another kid. She just did,

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<v Speaker 2>so did Cardi, but that didn't stop her from having

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<v Speaker 2>another kid.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're right, so I said Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, said Selena, go man, answer you.

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<v Speaker 4>You looked around and you're like, who's gonna go first?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I don't have my answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I said Selena Gomez and Benny Blanc.

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<v Speaker 3>No you didn't. I did too.

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<v Speaker 6>I said, she's she's gonna go to the adoption route though,

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<v Speaker 6>because she has said that she cannot have kids because

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<v Speaker 6>of her loops. But she's interested in adoption and surrogacy.

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<v Speaker 6>So I think she's gonna go adoption route, just like

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<v Speaker 6>Millie bob a wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that more than I do Rihanna. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Next one is who will have the biggest movie of

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<v Speaker 4>the year.

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<v Speaker 2>I already think it's gonna be Zendeya. Did they have

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of big movies of the year?

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<v Speaker 3>Done? Three?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, dude, I don't know what movie, but it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be Timothy shallow May because he just comes out of

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<v Speaker 1>nowhere with the movies like, oh, boom boom boom boom,

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<v Speaker 1>here's another movie, Timothy Shallo.

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<v Speaker 4>I have Timothy Challamy because of all the hype with

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<v Speaker 4>Marty Supreme, but then also not because of Marty Supreme,

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<v Speaker 4>but also because Dune comes out.

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<v Speaker 5>Dune three comes out in December.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'm gonna take the basic girl route and say

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<v Speaker 6>Meryl Street because the Devil wearst Product.

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<v Speaker 3>Two comes out next year.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's just like not going to get the recognition

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<v Speaker 4>that something like June gets.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, last one, who for kind of like celebrity gases.

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<v Speaker 5>Who will win the Super Bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My guess is on Seattle? Not not my favorite. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a Seattle fan. I got nothing against him. I

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<v Speaker 1>would rather have the Broncos win or the Bills. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say Seattle.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the Seattle? Who are the Seahawks? Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>You like their outfits?

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<v Speaker 3>I do, because it's like green yep. I'm sorry with Dave.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that the game is going to come down

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<v Speaker 2>to the San Francisco forty nine Ers and the Seattle Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think the Seahawks are going to win.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you realize they don't play together in the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>they can't play well.

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<v Speaker 3>I still think the Seattle Seahawks are going to win.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're predicting the super Bowl will be two NFC teams.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bold prediction, and you know, you never.

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<v Speaker 3>Know want to go it out there. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to walk it back because of you. It might be okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said the Green Bay Packers because I'm putting

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<v Speaker 4>it into the atmosphere that they are going to be

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<v Speaker 4>this wild card that makes it.

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<v Speaker 6>To the super Bowl this year, I had to phone

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<v Speaker 6>a front. The Jaguars and the Rams are going to

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<v Speaker 6>play in the super Bowl, and the Rams are going

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<v Speaker 6>to win, or the Bills in the Rams, but the

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<v Speaker 6>Rams will win.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Rams win.

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<v Speaker 4>Fair enough, Lasa, this is on the show who will

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<v Speaker 4>have the biggest life event?

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<v Speaker 5>And what is it going to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Bailey's gonna get engaged.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get engaged. Yeah, man, your biological clock

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<v Speaker 2>is ticking. So regular guy just made you official. I

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<v Speaker 2>think he's going to be like, all right, we got

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<v Speaker 2>to get this going. I think Vaunt will get engaged.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see.

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<v Speaker 5>My guess is Vaunt.

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<v Speaker 4>And also because he's going to get engaged to Alissa, who, Dave,

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<v Speaker 4>shut up, who's having the biggest life event?

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<v Speaker 5>David, what will it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 3>You're getting engaged to?

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<v Speaker 5>So will it be?

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<v Speaker 6>You have to say what will it be? You can't

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<v Speaker 6>cop out on this one. Did you prepare any answers

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<v Speaker 6>for that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, of course I did. But that is my that

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<v Speaker 1>is my mystery. And you saved this in the mayonnaise

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<v Speaker 1>jar until the end of twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, But the question is what will it be?

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<v Speaker 4>Too?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you'll say, oh, well, Dave was right, you're

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<v Speaker 3>a domb.

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<v Speaker 2>How are we gonna say that when you won't be here,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll be dead. I didn't say you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 5>Be hear someone pregnant again?

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<v Speaker 3>You know his life event is he's died. Quote on

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<v Speaker 3>photo Bailey, did they where she still might jop with it?

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<v Speaker 5>Louder? I didn't, Sorry, I didn't hear you.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely just say that. I said you won't be

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<v Speaker 3>here because you'll be dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you hate it when a guy says something and

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<v Speaker 1>then a woman says it louder and gets credit.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, gave me a little b word.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, which one of us will learn a new scale?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it'll be Bailey. She's going to learn a

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<v Speaker 3>crochet a sweater.

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<v Speaker 6>Ooh, that sounds fun, Bailey, Jenny, I said, it's you.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you're gonna take like a car repair class

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<v Speaker 6>or something, or like an electrician class in trade.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, trade, she's gonna learn the trade.

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<v Speaker 4>I did pick my for this because I do plan

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<v Speaker 4>on building out my van once it stops being so

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<v Speaker 4>cold and snowy out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna say Vaunt is going to learn stand

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<v Speaker 1>up and rough because you kind of dabbled in a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Yeah, but you need to get serious about it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to become the next intern John, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know you want to become the next intern John,

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<v Speaker 1>then you need to buy dabble in your stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I need my stand up to dabble, all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Last or no? Two more? Who will go on the

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<v Speaker 5>coolest vacation?

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<v Speaker 3>Jenny?

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<v Speaker 6>Jenny Jenny to like timbuk too or Antarctica tugs and

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<v Speaker 6>Kiko's I said.

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<v Speaker 4>Dave, just because he's got the RV so I think

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<v Speaker 4>you'll do something fun with that restrict.

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<v Speaker 1>Our motion a little bit. I mean, we can go

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<v Speaker 1>to Manitoba, but that's about a exotic as it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to get fun.

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<v Speaker 4>The United States is so underrated it's crazy, okay. And

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<v Speaker 4>last one is who will make the biggest purchase. I

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<v Speaker 4>said Bailey because I think she's going to buy a

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<v Speaker 4>house this year.

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<v Speaker 6>I also said me, because I think I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>buy a house this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I said Dave, because I think he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>spend a lot of money on something useless this year,

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<v Speaker 2>as he does every year.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold plated flesh light. Oh sure, what, I'm super exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to cost more than a house, the one.

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<v Speaker 1>That I have my eye on. Guess I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say Bailey probably buying a house, But then again,

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<v Speaker 1>Vaughan could buy a house as well.

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<v Speaker 3>True.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Vaughn's got two incomes, so you know I

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<v Speaker 1>have none. Don't don't sit around not buying a house.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Oh, I was like, what are you talking about

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<v Speaker 2>because Alyssa, yeah, yeah, well well we'll see what do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? We'll see you're pulling a day

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<v Speaker 3>right now. I definitely see what happens

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<v Speaker 2>To the man Jar