Speaker 1: Let's do predictions for twenty twenty six. We're gonna record
Speaker 1: these on a cassette and stick them in that mayonnaise
Speaker 1: jar and sit it on the back porch until next year.
Speaker 2: Can me change the mayonnaise jar though we've be using
Speaker 2: the same one for like three years, getting moldy.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a classic. Yeah, it's my good luck
Speaker 1: mayonnaise jar.
Speaker 3: Oh gotcha.
Speaker 1: So let's read the categories Jenny and Will go old
Speaker 1: with these.
Speaker 4: The first one is will Taylor and Travis get pregnant?
Speaker 1: No? I hate making these. These are just so we
Speaker 1: have nothing to base it on. We have no expertise
Speaker 1: in this. I'm gonna say no. She is way too
Speaker 1: much into her career. I don't think that. I don't
Speaker 1: know that they're going to be parents. I just don't
Speaker 1: think that that's in the road in the future for
Speaker 1: them ever ever.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Oh, I think they'll be parents somedow.
Speaker 1: You don't have to have a baby to be worthwhile, Jenny.
Speaker 1: I've been telling you that for years. Jenny, I have
Speaker 1: a baby.
Speaker 4: You've been telling me to have a baby for years,
Speaker 4: whether I was single or in a relationship.
Speaker 5: You're just always like, Jenny, have a baby. They're cute.
Speaker 5: Come on, Jenny, have a baby, doable mocau.
Speaker 1: We'll get I.
Speaker 4: Also said no, and I said for the exact same reasons.
Speaker 4: Too much career going on for both of them.
Speaker 6: Still well, I said yes, and it's a girl and
Speaker 6: she'll release an album about girl womb power or something
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 2: Brother, I said no, but not because of the career.
Speaker 2: I just think that the engagement is what the focus
Speaker 2: is right now. People want that and all that lower
Speaker 2: from them to get married before they focus on having
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 6: They'll get married in like June, and then by December
Speaker 6: she'll be pregnant.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to say, okay, next one a celebrity divorce.
Speaker 7: I gotta go with again. I use this every year,
Speaker 7: and I think one day I'm gonna get lucky. It's
Speaker 7: gonna be Jessica Bielle and Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 4: Good choice, Okay, mine is Dak Shepherd and Christen Bell.
Speaker 3: Dang it.
Speaker 6: I also said Dak Shepherd lit Bell. Yeah, because that
Speaker 6: they seem not great right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think social media has been picking apart their relationships,
Speaker 4: so that's why I said it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, I'm gonna switch Justin's last year, I said,
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake. This year, I think Justin Bieber Hailey Bieber
Speaker 2: gonna call it quay Okay.
Speaker 5: Next one is celebrity baby.
Speaker 3: Who can I go first? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think Rihanna's gonna have another kid. She just did,
Speaker 2: so did Cardi, but that didn't stop her from having
Speaker 2: another kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, so I said Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco.
Speaker 3: I said, said Selena, go man, answer you.
Speaker 4: You looked around and you're like, who's gonna go first?
Speaker 4: Because I don't have my answer.
Speaker 1: I said Selena Gomez and Benny Blanc.
Speaker 3: No you didn't. I did too.
Speaker 6: I said, she's she's gonna go to the adoption route though,
Speaker 6: because she has said that she cannot have kids because
Speaker 6: of her loops. But she's interested in adoption and surrogacy.
Speaker 6: So I think she's gonna go adoption route, just like
Speaker 6: Millie bob a wrong.
Speaker 2: I believe that more than I do Rihanna. But yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 4: Next one is who will have the biggest movie of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 2: I already think it's gonna be Zendeya. Did they have
Speaker 2: a couple of big movies of the year?
Speaker 3: Done? Three?
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I don't know what movie, but it's gonna
Speaker 1: be Timothy shallow May because he just comes out of
Speaker 1: nowhere with the movies like, oh, boom boom boom boom,
Speaker 1: here's another movie, Timothy Shallo.
Speaker 4: I have Timothy Challamy because of all the hype with
Speaker 4: Marty Supreme, but then also not because of Marty Supreme,
Speaker 4: but also because Dune comes out.
Speaker 5: Dune three comes out in December.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm gonna take the basic girl route and say
Speaker 6: Meryl Street because the Devil wearst Product.
Speaker 3: Two comes out next year.
Speaker 4: But that's just like not going to get the recognition
Speaker 4: that something like June gets.
Speaker 5: You don't know, but yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, last one, who for kind of like celebrity gases.
Speaker 5: Who will win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: My guess is on Seattle? Not not my favorite. I'm
Speaker 1: not a Seattle fan. I got nothing against him. I
Speaker 1: would rather have the Broncos win or the Bills. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Seattle.
Speaker 3: What's the Seattle? Who are the Seahawks? Okay?
Speaker 5: You like their outfits?
Speaker 3: I do, because it's like green yep. I'm sorry with Dave.
Speaker 2: I think that the game is going to come down
Speaker 2: to the San Francisco forty nine Ers and the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3: But I think the Seahawks are going to win.
Speaker 7: Well, you realize they don't play together in the Yeah,
Speaker 7: they can't play well.
Speaker 3: I still think the Seattle Seahawks are going to win.
Speaker 1: Because you're predicting the super Bowl will be two NFC teams.
Speaker 1: That's a bold prediction, and you know, you never.
Speaker 3: Know want to go it out there. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to walk it back because of you. It might be okay.
Speaker 4: And I said the Green Bay Packers because I'm putting
Speaker 4: it into the atmosphere that they are going to be
Speaker 4: this wild card that makes it.
Speaker 6: To the super Bowl this year, I had to phone
Speaker 6: a front. The Jaguars and the Rams are going to
Speaker 6: play in the super Bowl, and the Rams are going
Speaker 6: to win, or the Bills in the Rams, but the
Speaker 6: Rams will win.
Speaker 3: So the Rams win.
Speaker 4: Fair enough, Lasa, this is on the show who will
Speaker 4: have the biggest life event?
Speaker 5: And what is it going to be?
Speaker 3: Bailey's gonna get engaged.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get engaged. Yeah, man, your biological clock
Speaker 2: is ticking. So regular guy just made you official. I
Speaker 2: think he's going to be like, all right, we got
Speaker 2: to get this going. I think Vaunt will get engaged.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 5: My guess is Vaunt.
Speaker 4: And also because he's going to get engaged to Alissa, who, Dave,
Speaker 4: shut up, who's having the biggest life event?
Speaker 5: David, what will it be?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 3: You're getting engaged to?
Speaker 5: So will it be?
Speaker 6: You have to say what will it be? You can't
Speaker 6: cop out on this one. Did you prepare any answers
Speaker 6: for that?
Speaker 1: No, of course I did. But that is my that
Speaker 1: is my mystery. And you saved this in the mayonnaise
Speaker 1: jar until the end of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Okay, But the question is what will it be?
Speaker 4: Too?
Speaker 3: And then you'll say, oh, well, Dave was right, you're
Speaker 3: a domb.
Speaker 2: How are we gonna say that when you won't be here,
Speaker 2: we'll be dead. I didn't say you're gonna.
Speaker 5: Be hear someone pregnant again?
Speaker 3: You know his life event is he's died. Quote on
Speaker 3: photo Bailey, did they where she still might jop with it?
Speaker 5: Louder? I didn't, Sorry, I didn't hear you.
Speaker 3: I definitely just say that. I said you won't be
Speaker 3: here because you'll be dead.
Speaker 1: Don't you hate it when a guy says something and
Speaker 1: then a woman says it louder and gets credit.
Speaker 5: All right, gave me a little b word.
Speaker 4: Okay, which one of us will learn a new scale?
Speaker 3: I think it'll be Bailey. She's going to learn a
Speaker 3: crochet a sweater.
Speaker 6: Ooh, that sounds fun, Bailey, Jenny, I said, it's you.
Speaker 6: I think you're gonna take like a car repair class
Speaker 6: or something, or like an electrician class in trade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, trade, she's gonna learn the trade.
Speaker 4: I did pick my for this because I do plan
Speaker 4: on building out my van once it stops being so
Speaker 4: cold and snowy out.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say Vaunt is going to learn stand
Speaker 1: up and rough because you kind of dabbled in a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, but you need to get serious about it.
Speaker 1: If you want to become the next intern John, and
Speaker 1: I know you want to become the next intern John,
Speaker 1: then you need to buy dabble in your stand up.
Speaker 3: Yes, I need my stand up to dabble, all right?
Speaker 5: Last or no? Two more? Who will go on the
Speaker 5: coolest vacation?
Speaker 3: Jenny?
Speaker 6: Jenny Jenny to like timbuk too or Antarctica tugs and
Speaker 6: Kiko's I said.
Speaker 4: Dave, just because he's got the RV so I think
Speaker 4: you'll do something fun with that restrict.
Speaker 1: Our motion a little bit. I mean, we can go
Speaker 1: to Manitoba, but that's about a exotic as it's going
Speaker 1: to get fun.
Speaker 4: The United States is so underrated it's crazy, okay. And
Speaker 4: last one is who will make the biggest purchase. I
Speaker 4: said Bailey because I think she's going to buy a
Speaker 4: house this year.
Speaker 6: I also said me, because I think I'm going to
Speaker 6: buy a house this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said Dave, because I think he's going to
Speaker 2: spend a lot of money on something useless this year,
Speaker 2: as he does every year.
Speaker 1: Gold plated flesh light. Oh sure, what, I'm super exciting.
Speaker 5: It's going to cost more than a house, the one.
Speaker 1: That I have my eye on. Guess I would say,
Speaker 1: I would say Bailey probably buying a house, But then again,
Speaker 1: Vaughan could buy a house as well.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 1: I mean Vaughn's got two incomes, so you know I
Speaker 1: have none. Don't don't sit around not buying a house.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I was like, what are you talking about
Speaker 2: because Alyssa, yeah, yeah, well well we'll see what do
Speaker 2: you mean?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? We'll see you're pulling a day
Speaker 3: right now. I definitely see what happens
Speaker 2: To the man Jar