WEBVTT - Nurse Strike 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:03.960 He is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:08.080 Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday, We're gonna talk. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:12.160 We're gonna talk about animals, though not just the communist types. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:15.079 I'm gonna address the communist street animal types here in 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.560 a moment, then real animals, then cold toes, and I 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.799 don't know where else we're gonna go from here. On 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:23.440 the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. I want 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.319 to keep up with these though, because I know you 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:28.520 have so many concerns and questions. Bronco. Another person is 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.200 driven to confront ice, this time with the gun, and 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.280 he lost his life because of it. Is it just me? 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.800 Or do elite communists use streets as pawns? And why 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:44.480 don't the street commedis realize they're being used? All right? Well, 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:54.640 powerful people who are evil people have been sending people 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:59.160 to their death for their own power and money since 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:04.959 the beginning of mankind. It's what powerful people do, and 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:12.480 good people, normal people will always struggle to understand that fact. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:17.440 Think about this for a moment. Think about all the 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:22.720 different generals, commanders, dictators out there who have started a 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:25.600 war for no reason. Sometimes there are reasons. Good reasons. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:29.520 Sometimes there's no real reason at all all that death 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:36.320 they don't care, doesn't move them at all. Now, now 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:40.240 add in the communist aspect to it, let's discuss that 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:44.960 part of it, the communist aspect to it. Human life 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:49.360 is sacred. You know that, right? You know that, like 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.720 when I talk to you about suicide, because that is 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.280 something that's very prevalent in our society now. And I'm 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.280 not trying to give you a pep talk, but I 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:03.120 am explaining a simple truth to you. Your life is 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:09.760 special and sacred. Did you know that sacred God made 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.960 you on purpose, just the way you are for a 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:19.920 specific reason. He made you. You are sacred, so you 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.840 shouldn't ever check out early until he's ready to take you. Ever, 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:28.520 you stay here until he's done with you. Communists don't 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:34.040 think like that at all. Communists view human beings the 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:38.200 way human beings view animals. And I'm not talking about 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:42.720 the soft, fluffy ones like your dog. I'm talking about ants. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:47.240 It's not that I want to kill every ant on 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.720 the planet. I actually love ants. I think they're super 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.800 cool animals and they work together. Well, that's another story entirely. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:55.960 I think ants are really really cool I'm an ant fan. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:00.880 But if I'm walking out to my truck and I 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.320 step on ten of them because there's a pile of 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.440 them there, how long am I going to dwell on that? 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.000 Not at all. I don't think I would even a 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.280 split second. It wouldn't even occur to me to dwell 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.560 on it. They were in my way and now they're gone. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:22.280 That's how communists view human life. Human life is meaningless 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:26.800 to them. All that matters is the revolution. They would 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.119 It's not just that they're okay that they've sent two 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:34.240 street animals to die in Minneapolis. They would send them all, 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.480 every one of them, millions of them, and they wouldn't 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:44.560 lose any sleep over it. You know, Stalin's wife killed herself? 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:48.800 Did you know that? Did you know Stalin's wife killed herself? 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:52.480 And the reporting on it is it's because of what 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:58.360 Stalin was doing in Ukraine. You see, Stalin was intentionally 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.640 starving Ukrainian people. It's known as the Helota More. We've 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.360 touched on it before on the show. It's a horrible, 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.280 horrible tale of starvation. It's just the worst thing in 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.640 the world. But Stalin was murdering millions of people starving 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.560 him to death. They'd bury you alive if you stole 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.760 an apple. I mean, it's some of the most barbaric, 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.360 horrible stuff. It's like a horror movie, but most horrible 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.960 stuff you've ever heard in your life. Stalin's wife found 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:28.400 out about it. It was just despondent that her husband 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:33.760 was the one responsible for millions of deaths. She goes 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:39.520 and she kills herself. Stalin was angry at her the 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.479 rest of his life and did not understand what the 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:46.800 problem was. It just wouldn't even he didn't understand what 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:51.880 the problem was. No, you don't understand. They're just people Mao. 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.559 When Mao was starving, and we'll never know the number. 0:04:54.640 --> 0:05:01.599 We always guess. It's all guessing. Fifty million. You if you, 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:05.240 God forbid, if you ran over one person on the 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:09.080 way home tonight and you killed them of any age, 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:13.200 how long would that stay with you rest of your life, 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:15.200 rest of your life? Of course it would me too, 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:27.680 God forbid. Star or Mao intentionally starved fifty million chinamen, women, children, 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:32.159 old people, you name it. Fifty million of them never 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:39.040 cared at all, didn't move him at all. They are 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:45.400 anti humans. It's not that they're okay with sending street 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:51.039 animals to die. They're trying to the death of these 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:56.160 street animals. It helps them in their propaganda efforts. Now, 0:05:56.200 --> 0:06:01.160 as far as the street animals themselves, remember who's out there, 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:06.520 more specifically, it's not there. Remember who's not out there? 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:12.400 You know, who's not out there protesting, ice, screaming, yelling. 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:19.560 Who's not out there? Happy people? They're just not the 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:25.360 guy the lady, content with life, wherever they may be 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:30.960 in life, sayingle married kids, whatever, but life is good, 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:35.840 happy with things. None of those people are out of 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:43.960 those things. Communists recruit miserable malcontents because they're perfect for 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:49.120 the cause. I have some audio I actually, in my opinion, 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:53.240 I can't clean it up enough for radio. You know, 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.679 it's a family show, believe it or not. I always 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.320 want you to be able to listen with your kids. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.960 And the audio is so even the beeps don't cover 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:05.000 it up. But I'll just spoil it for you. It's 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.920 one of these communist street animal types. And of course 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.920 it's F this and F that. He has to cuss 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.000 through the whole Dagon video, and he's talking about how 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.080 it's time to go to war and saying all these 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.520 stupid things. But you look at that guy. You take 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.239 one look. You didn't even have to hear him talk. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.480 You take one look at that guy, and you know 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:29.000 that's an animal who's been recruited for the cause. These 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.320 are the most miserable people in society. The religion of 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:35.360 the malcontent is what I call it. So are the 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:39.320 street animals? Okay with it? If you had no purpose. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.080 Let's say you're miserable in life. You hate your life 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:44.640 and your wife and your job at or whatever. You're 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:48.960 miserable in life, lost, listless. Maybe you have a drug problem. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.000 I'm not just talking illegal drugs. Maybe you've been abusing 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:55.800 prescription drugs, antidepressants, stuff like that for a long time. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.800 Maybe you're jobless, don't feel like you have anything to 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:04.880 live for. What if I offered you a purpose, even 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.360 if you didn't agree with it all the way? Wait, 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.520 you want me to stop deportations? No, no, no, no. 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.560 I want you to join with a group of patriots 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:19.440 fighting against Nazis. That's what I want. What fifty of 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:24.080 us are gathering on Saturday. We're gonna have donuts, we're 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.480 gonna have coffee, We're gonna go out there and we're 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.040 gonna stop these ice agents. Now, what did I just 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:36.079 offer you a chance to belong like any cult? What's 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:40.520 the best recruit for a cult? Find the person looking 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:45.319 to belong to something, looking for a higher purpose. If 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:49.480 you're a lifelong loser and I offer you a purpose, 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.760 even if you don't necessarily agree with the ultimate goal, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.000 I've given you something to aspire to and you'll die 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.959 for it. Remember that one Jin dude, I think it 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.640 was in the Air force, who lit himself on fire 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:09.280 in front of the White House. What level of commitment 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.960 to the religion do you have to have to burn 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:18.560 yourself to death? And he stood there and shouted Free 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:24.880 Palestine as his body was completely engulfed in flames. He 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:28.760 didn't stop or succumb until you can tell his body. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.840 He just went into shock. I'm sure by then his 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:36.040 lungs were scorched from the whole thing, and he just collapsed. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:42.160 And that was it. Let's not let's not put down 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:46.120 how much they believe. They really do think they are 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.600 foot soldiers for a cause. We have to understand that 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.839 much motivation if we're ever going to combat them. That's 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:57.160 why we can't back off. All right, There are however, 0:09:57.200 --> 0:10:00.439 you may be surprised to hear me say there are 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.439 some things you should back off from. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.000 What is it? 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.400 We'll talk about it next time. Okay, So what's the 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:10.280 goal right now? 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:14.040 Is it to deport every single non US citizen. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:18.959 I don't think that's what Americans want. That's the Republican 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.880 governor of Oklahoma. I just cannot even believe that's a 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:26.200 real thing. All right, let's talk about when you should 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:34.360 back off headline. Skier mauled by a snow leopard after 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:39.480 getting too close for a picture. A female skier was 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.240 mauled by a snow leopard after getting too close to 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:46.480 try to take a photo, with chilling video capturing her 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:52.280 being led away with blood pouring from her face. I 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.720 have to do this from time to time. I try 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.720 not to make a habit of it, but I understand 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.440 this a bunch of new listeners. iHeart Spotify iTunes if 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:06.000 you missed the podcast, by the way, but allow me 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.720 to hit you with the hard truth. We like to 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.000 do hard truths on the show, so allow me to 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:17.680 hit you with the hard truth. Animals they aren't like 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:26.800 human beings Disney movies. It's not real life, you know. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.600 I've actually I kid you not. I've seen the Lion 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:36.280 King two several times, and I've seen the rhinos are 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:40.360 dancing with the elephants, and the lions are dancing along, 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.240 and they're all playing and they're doing a dance routine 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:47.120 and they're singing. It's really nice. The animals are dancing 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:52.080 and singing, and they have these love stories and stuff. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:58.920 It's so nice. I swear that's not how it really works, 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:03.440 all right on my life. I watched a video this morning. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:06.760 There was an impala, a deer like thing in Africa. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:11.120 There was an impala drinking at a watering hole in Africa. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.040 An elephant walked right up to him to the impala 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.080 reached back and punted him out of the way, and 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:22.800 then impaula left and they didn't dance. I watched the 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.840 video too to see if they would break out into 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.520 song or something like that. They didn't. I was shocked too. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.760 The animals. I know, they're fluffy and furry. I just 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.280 want to snuggle them up like your cat mittens. They'll 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:42.000 eat your face. Every single time I have to cover 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:45.680 one of these things. It's some idiot tourist walking up 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:49.360 to a buffalo and Yellowstone National park or trying to 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:53.960 snap an Instagram thing with a snow leopard. Snow leopards 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:59.480 kill things larger than humans every single day to stay alive. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:03.280 Doesn't want some kibbles and bits. It doesn't want to 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.600 crawl into your lap and purr. It wants to rip 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.760 your throat out and then each you possibly still alive, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:16.319 starting with your butt. Please stop pretending that animals are 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:20.160 like Juman beings. Please. I'm begging you. It's all I 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:25.320 had to say. I'm begging you, cheddarbaby biscuit killer. I 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.960 can't help but make the association to what Trump is 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.680 going through now in Minneapolis is exactly what Nixon was 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:36.400 going through during the Vietnam War. Well, you know that 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:40.680 whole Kent State thing was a communist oop, right? You 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.959 know that your teachers all lie to you about that. Oh, 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.480 I've seen the picture. In fact, i've seen all the video. 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:49.319 But I've seen that same picture that you're picturing in 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:53.120 your head right now, that girl kneeling over the dead body. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:58.120 Oh, Bradon, what have they done? 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:00.240 You know they were throwing rocks and bricks at the 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:05.319 National Guard, right, they were throwing deadly weapons at the 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.600 National Guard. Why they had been trained to do so. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:14.440 Why who would train the street animals to throw rocks 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:20.080 and bricks at the National Guard? Communist savages who had 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:24.560 a mission, and communist savages who understood that a little 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:29.120 bit of street animal cannon fodder would provide wonderful, wonderful 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:34.240 propaganda material for their cause. Communists are doing right now 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.600 in Minneapolis exactly what they did in Kent State. It's 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.880 what they've done time and time and time and time 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.320 and time again. And what's very very frustrating is not you, 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:47.160 it's how many normies out there still don't understand it 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.760 when communists have never changed their tactics. They always have 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.720 done this, and the entire history of communism is this. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.200 They'll whip up a street mob of animals, send them 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.400 into the mall, watch a bunch of them die, and 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.240 then they'll go, look at this tarranny, We better overthrow 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.760 the government. Can you believe this? 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:05.280 Tyrant? 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:09.080 And to this day, to this day, you'll get this 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:12.520 this kind of crap. Gop rep would be Mike McCall 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:18.040 of Texas. Gosh, Texas. Both sides have a responsibility to 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:22.800 turn down the temperature. To this day, you get dorks 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:27.800 like this who pretend as if it's a both sides thing. Well, 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.960 we could all get along. Well, I mean everybody's at 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:38.760 fault here. Headline Dark Money group pays pro demn influencers 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:43.760 up to eight thousand dollars a month. That's a New 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:50.720 York Times story. Eight thousand dollars a month. We are 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:56.120 watching a paid for organized communist insurrection within the borders 0:15:56.200 --> 0:16:00.680 of the United States of America. Democrats at the highest 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.120 possible level participate in it. This is the senator from 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:04.480 the state of. 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:08.600 Minnesota are making very clear, one simple message from our 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:13.800 police chiefs to the people of Minnesota, the vast majority 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.520 of them, to our local officials in the suburbs and 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.560 the city and many rural areas. Ice needs to leave 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.720 our state. They are making us less safe. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:23.720 Now. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:31.800 Ice needs to leave our state. The deportation force needs 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:37.880 to leave Minnesota. That's rebellion. That's an open act of rebellion. 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:42.000 God only knows what Lincoln would do, sat what Chris 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:47.320 Saint abe anyway, get some emails. Next is that Jesse 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:48.479 Kelly Show. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:53.000 On a nine Monday. You can email us Jesse Jesse 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.480 Kellyshow dot com. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:57.680 Soap. I told you a little bit earlier that I 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:00.680 was going to let you know about history stuff that's upcoming. 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:03.880 And I'm not giving you a timeline, but I'm telling 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.040 you this is the order it's coming in. In the 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:13.280 short term, I would hope. Short term means a week 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:18.920 or two. I would hope in the short term, because 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:24.639 we're facing a communist insurgency in America, I thought it 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:28.880 would be appropriate to do a little history episode on 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:35.920 the famous, perhaps infamous Phoenix program in Vietnam from Vietnam. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.399 The Phoenix you don't even know what it is to you, Chris. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:46.040 The Phoenix program was a CIA run assassination program of 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:51.080 Viet Cong in South Vietnam. It's a really fascinating story, 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:54.679 really fascinating story. A lot of bad information on it 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.760 out there, of course, because all the propaganda has to 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.600 be against it and everything else. But we're gonna do 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:02.480 I don't know, it may just be one episode. I 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.800 don't know. I don't have any idea. I haven't really 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.919 dug in yet to the research, but I'm starting probably tonight. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:13.119 In the short term, the Phoenix program in Vietnam is 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:17.159 going to be the next thing. The next thing after 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:24.040 that is going to be the great retreat of Napoleon's 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:30.560 Grand Army from Russia in eighteen twelve, one of the 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:34.639 most horrific, tragic stories that most people don't know that 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:38.840 much about. What Chris, What Chris. I don't need you 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.040 to write it down. It's been in my head. I 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:43.920 had a couple days this weekend. Everything was kind of 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.480 shut down, even though it wasn't even bad weatherwise in 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:50.440 our area. Everything shut down is the temperature drop below freezing. 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.119 So I had a bunch of time. No sports know, 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:56.120 nothing like that, and I was kind of browsing over things, 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.919 and that's what I decided I wanted to do it on, 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:02.119 and that's I'm going to do it on. So those 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.600 will be the next two things. The Napoleon Grand Army 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:08.679 thing is going to be a while, not that I 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:12.119 don't know about it. I know some things about it. 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:16.560 I would tell you I know a bit about it. 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:19.159 I want to know a lot more because it's a 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:24.040 very long, very brutal, very complicated affair. Phoenix Program then 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:30.520 Napoleon's Grand Army, all right, something else. Got an email 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:36.399 from the doctor a couple of weeks ago. Doctor says, 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:42.760 it's time for me to come in for my yearly physical. 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:45.720 You know they're going to do the stress test stuff 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:49.760 and take blood and cholesterol and blood pressure and all 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:58.920 that other stuff. Well, twenty twenty five wasn't my best year. 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:03.639 Hell wise. I have a lot of reasons for that. 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:05.960 You can probably use your imagination if you've been listening 0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.600 to the show, but those probably are just excuses. In 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:14.359 the end, it wasn't my best year. I'm having this 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:18.959 internal debate right now of when I want to schedule it. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.199 I'm already cracking down. In case you want to know, 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:27.000 Jewish producer Chris suggested today that we get Sonic for food. 0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:30.920 He wanted fast food. Corey was all in. I said, 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:34.480 absolutely not. He said why, I said, I got blood 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:39.919 work coming up. I think three to four weeks I 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:43.280 can get things cleaned up, right, Chris, that makes sense? 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:47.879 What you think longer than three or four weeks? I 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:49.960 don't know what if I just don't eat for three 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:54.000 or four weeks whatever. I'm a little concerned. We'll see 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:57.119 how everything pencils out. But I'm a little bit concerned. 0:20:57.400 --> 0:20:59.800 And now, no matter what, I'm gonna have to tell him. 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.639 OB is not allowed to have access to any of 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:07.440 my medical information because if I come home and I'm 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.800 not that forward about it, She'll be like, give me 0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:12.080 the number. I'm gonna call him, and then I'm gonna 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:14.760 have to tell her, Hey, something to do with the paperwork. Baby, 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:20.960 I can't what Chris? What Chris said? Just lie? Well, 0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:27.840 remember the conversation we've had before about lying, how lies 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:33.320 lead to other lies. I eat, except for when I'm 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:38.000 at work. Most of my meals I eat with Ob 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:42.440 or either either with her or she's there. I'm around 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:46.480 her unless I'm traveling for work or I'm here, I'm 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:51.040 eating with her. So what lie would I even tell? 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:53.920 What am I gonna do? Tell her my blood work 0:21:54.080 --> 0:21:58.240 was perfect? She watched me eat every day in twenty 0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:00.879 twenty five. Do you think she's going to buy that? 0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:05.520 If I go with that, then she immediately says, that's 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.679 a lie. I want to see it now. I know 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:13.760 what you're gonna say, say a believable lie. Okay, I 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:18.600 got that. What have I told you about Ob? Bob 0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:24.239 is a detail freak freak. She is an accountant, but 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:28.360 by training she has an accounting degree. She's an auditor. 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:32.840 The last real job she had before she quit was 0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:39.120 she was an auditor why is she a good auditor? Details? No, no, no, no, no, 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:41.800 it's not well it was around one hundred dollars. No, no, no, no, 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:44.760 not around. I'm gonna know to the penny. I have 0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:48.360 to know to the penny and accounting of everything. That 0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:56.200 means I can't say, well, it wasn't perfect, it was okay, 0:22:56.760 --> 0:22:59.720 it was a little bad. All of that is just 0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:03.840 going to lead to obs saying I want to see it. 0:23:04.280 --> 0:23:08.040 How bad was it? There's no lying, Chris, what what? 0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:15.280 Give her a forge document? Now that's a good idea. 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:21.160 Do you think you could find me one? Remember, remember, 0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:27.000 it can't be perfect, or she's never going to buy it. 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:30.680 It can't be too bad, or it's kale salads for 0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:35.680 me for every meal. It has to be. We'll call 0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:40.720 it B minus B minus, all right, not B plus, 0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:45.359 certainly not a don't give me a D give me 0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:50.200 a B minus report. It really needs to look official, 0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:55.119 because she's gonna sniff this out. B minus. Have a 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:58.640 couple numbers be a little off. What I'm looking for 0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:01.240 is I can say, hey, Prince us, I already said 0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:04.879 it's gonna be a healthier year. Those numbers are getting 0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:07.600 better by the second that's what I'll drop on her. 0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:12.080 That's it. We'll tell a big lie and just hope 0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:16.960 it works fifty percent of the time. It works every time, Jesse. 0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:19.560 Last time I went off roading, my buddy and I 0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:22.159 set up camp for the weekend. Caught in a sleep, 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:25.120 sleet storm, so on and so forth. We ended up 0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:27.520 just putting a fettle to the pedal of the metal. 0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:30.160 Last that night, when I went to sleep in the tent, 0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:33.639 I could see my breath. My question is, what is 0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:37.480 the tip for keeping your toes warm outside in sub 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:41.880 zero temperatures? Brother, I'm gonna give it to you, all right. 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:47.400 You know I grew up in sub zero temperatures. It's 0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:49.720 not just that I moved to Montana when I was ten. 0:24:50.880 --> 0:24:54.199 My dad was I'm not. I'm not. My dad was 0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:57.600 the ultimate outdoorsman. Now, I can handle the outdoors, and 0:24:57.640 --> 0:25:00.240 I like the outdoors, don't get me wrong. But that's 0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:03.159 all he wanted to do was go hunt and fish 0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:06.280 and go to the mountains and the river. That's all 0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:08.919 he wanted to do. When he retired, he went and 0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:11.160 worked on a ranch. I don't mean he sat behind 0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.760 a desk and gave orders to other people. I mean, 0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:18.320 he's pounding fence posts and driving cattle, and that's my dad. 0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:23.240 That was my dad. So I grew up outdoors in Montana. 0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:25.760 The coldest I've ever been in my life was not 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:28.760 the Marine corps. It was in the mountains, hunting and 0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:33.240 the snow in the winter with my dad, duck hunting 0:25:33.560 --> 0:25:36.520 down by the river, and the freezing cold with my dad. 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:41.320 I know a lot about keeping warm in cold weather, 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:45.560 and so let me give it to you. There's no 0:25:45.680 --> 0:25:49.879 such thing as keeping your toes warm. You can hope 0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:54.520 to get socks and boots good enough that will keep 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:58.960 your toes from turning black and breaking off like little 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:03.200 rich crackers. But as far as wow, my feet are 0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:07.359 toasty and it's ten below, I've been in ten below 0:26:07.720 --> 0:26:10.760 more times than I can possibly count. That is not 0:26:10.800 --> 0:26:13.720 a thing that exists. Maybe I just have bad blood 0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:17.040 flow to my feet. I've never you name how many 0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:20.120 layers of socks I put them on. Wiggle your toes, 0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:24.960 move them around. The second you stop moving, your feet 0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:28.639 start freezing. I don't have anything to tell you. 0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:33.639 Yes, it is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of 0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:37.160 The Jesse Kelly Show, but we shall return tomorrow. Remember 0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:42.440 you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also, 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:47.480 keep in mind, this is a rebellion. This is an 0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:51.320 open rebellion, an insurrection, if we have to use their terms, 0:26:51.720 --> 0:26:56.199 inside our borders. It is being done but at the 0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:58.560 highest levels of the Democrat Party, and that goes beyond 0:26:58.600 --> 0:27:03.600 the politicians. Their funders want it, Their governors want it, 0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:07.400 their senators want it, their mayors want it, their police 0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:11.280 chiefs want it, all the way down to the street animals. 0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:15.040 Why are they fighting like this? They're fighting because their 0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:21.679 very existence depends on the importation of foreign barbarians Europe 0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:25.240 America everything. Have you ever let me ask you this, 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:30.199