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Speaker 2: It's time for Skyes Wheel of Food.

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Speaker 3: Like nervous splash, excited. I don't know which way this

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Speaker 4: Spend the wheel wherever it lands Sky Guy's.

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Speaker 1: Wheel of Food. Yes, Guy's wheel of Food. We need this. Wow.

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Speaker 3: So the JMO shot was the last thing I did.

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Speaker 1: So let me do the timeline. Here we did kegs

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Speaker 1: and eggs. Where if you were able to do the

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Speaker 1: Jamison shot, I said, you get a week off of

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Speaker 1: the Wheel of Food. Then the next week, Emily, I

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Speaker 1: don't think you were here. I said, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to do the Wheel of Food, but I brought back

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Speaker 1: drive through surprise you did just for the week, really.

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Speaker 3: Really really stupid. That's excited. It wasn't exciting. Remember what

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Speaker 3: she ate?

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Speaker 1: What we where do we go? I forget?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she ate something like a brisket of weirdness. It

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Speaker 3: was a wild breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah stream even a week?

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Speaker 3: It was two weeks.

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Speaker 1: It was actually three weeks here because then sky goes.

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Speaker 4: Across the long vacation, a month long vacation on holiday.

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Speaker 1: No, we were not all of us the first one.

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Speaker 1: We were gone for that and weeks and weeks excuse me, it.

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Speaker 3: Was it was we all took a week, and I

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Speaker 1: Days, and then last week we were at the p

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Speaker 1: one easter egg hunt, so we didn't bring the wheel.

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Speaker 3: Darn you, mother, We should have.

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Speaker 5: I know, no, there was an easter egg hunt going

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Speaker 1: There actually was.

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Speaker 3: We couldn't figure.

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Speaker 5: So.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you've had way too much time to sit back

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Speaker 3: And eat rice and bagels.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's just so annoying, and you're The way you've

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Speaker 3: Figure out what's going on.

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Speaker 5: Ever since Eddie started his health journey, Eddie was my

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Speaker 5: breakfast buddy. I've been abandoned and I just basically.

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Speaker 1: You could join me, but you refuse to.

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Speaker 3: He that's a weird what you eat, bro, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I mean, you could eat other healthy things. Eat pretzels

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Speaker 1: every day, lots of carbs. Yes, what we do every week,

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Speaker 1: because Skuy's the world's pickiest eater, is we put just

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Speaker 1: regular food on a wheel. We spin it and whatever

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Speaker 1: Most of the time. It's for the first time ever

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Speaker 5: You think we'd run out of food at some point,

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Speaker 5: But no, there's still things I've been like, never heard

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Speaker 1: I mean they're all normal things.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but not in my world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, let's go ahead and spin the

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Speaker 1: wheel and see what it lands on this time. Huh okay, uh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how this is going to go. This

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Speaker 1: you what, well, it has landed on something that I've

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Speaker 1: actually seen you order before, No with substitutions, so this

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Speaker 1: landed on French onion soup. Shut your so, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna star. I'm not going to shut stanky my stupid

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Speaker 1: that when sky Sky likes French onion soup.

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Speaker 3: I love French onions. You love it. I see it

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Speaker 1: Band of onions, yes, fan of the broth, yes, fan

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Speaker 3: Heck ya, not the cheese.

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Speaker 5: Nine point nine percent of the time I have to

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Speaker 5: either ask if they could sub a different cheese.

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Speaker 3: A different cheese. It's the way the dish is no substitution.

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Speaker 5: Oh so if you get a hamburger, you can't go

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Speaker 3: That's crazy, that's crazy. The grey air and Swiss cheese

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Speaker 1: It's smelty heart that you want.

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Speaker 3: But it's part of it's the way that the digit. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but this is America. We're allowed to order substitutions a

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Speaker 1: I'd be most restaurants you have French onion soup, don't

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Speaker 3: Lots of them have mozzarella because mozzerella mozzarella an Italian manz.

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Speaker 4: And then when you asked the Italian man like you

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Speaker 5: She won't say it gave We had an Italian tell

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Speaker 3: Nobody says mozzarella. So yeah.

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Speaker 5: And then if they won't do the sub cheese because

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Speaker 5: there's this one French restaurant, they get so mad.

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Speaker 1: When I have the cheese is the meltiest cheese is great.

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Speaker 5: Those French people, they don't mess around with their food,

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Speaker 5: no substitutions, so that I'll just go no cheese, and

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Speaker 5: I pretend like I pretend like I'm lactose intolerant, so they.

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Speaker 3: Will put che just good tasting intolerant. Okay, I am not.

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Speaker 1: I am not, So I don't know what kind of

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Speaker 5: Well, there's only on the No, you'll be surprised Swiss

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Speaker 5: to some places in the same fam. Well, some people

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Speaker 3: You never know.

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Speaker 4: So I got a buddy that loves French onion soup

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Speaker 4: so much he has tattooed on him.

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Speaker 3: That's all the French onions.

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Speaker 1: That's not true fact, that is ship. No, he's just

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Speaker 3: Just loves French onions.

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Speaker 4: I can see Emily having like a full back piece,

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Speaker 4: and I would do it super French. I think it's

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Speaker 3: Does he have any other food tattoos? I don't think

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Speaker 3: so that soup loves French onion soup that much. I

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Speaker 3: tattooed on my body French onion, so I love you

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Speaker 3: can get it over the tattoo of the pin, will

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Speaker 3: you have yours.

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Speaker 1: What's the Yeah, that's truth. That could be like the Christini.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's a desert daisy. Oh and I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 3: I got a hammer drunk about sweat party and.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's ring over the delicious French onion soup.

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Speaker 4: I don't which First of all, too early for soup

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Speaker 3: Really, not at all.

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Speaker 1: That cheese gets it's confused to eating cheese. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's too stringy f M melty cheese is.

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Speaker 3: A little melted cheese I don't like. Also like noodles.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know how to eat.

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Speaker 4: I don't like long noodles, like long thin noodles. And

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Speaker 4: I don't like the way it looks. So I don't

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Speaker 1: You've never tried French onion sauce, So that's madness.

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Speaker 3: What's the problem with how it looks?

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Speaker 4: It's just it's delicious about it looks. I don't advertising

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Speaker 4: I've just never tried it. I just don't want to

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Speaker 4: pal you're missing out. So skuy, let me know, Well, what's.

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Speaker 1: That weird soup you get at a diner that you always.

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Speaker 3: Talk about Manhattan clap chowder.

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Speaker 1: No Consumme chicken coss. So so it's sort of you know,

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Speaker 1: the broth is similar to consumme. You know, it's like

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Speaker 1: just a it's like a beef broth. It does, it

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Speaker 1: tastes It tastes very oniony, right, obviously it's loaded with Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's delicious. Bro Yeah along with you? Why do you?

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Speaker 3: Why are you so poopy? Already order this?

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Speaker 4: Don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm scared of this cheese.

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Speaker 4: They're supposed to be like cheese, like overflowing it on

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Speaker 3: That it is?

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Speaker 1: So you got to look into the thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, got to get in there.

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Speaker 1: Obviously we're not at a restaurant. It's going to be

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Speaker 3: Hell's what the what is that Swiss?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I just told you

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: It's not made ever with anything other than Swiss or Greer,

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Speaker 6: which is the same cheese.

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Speaker 3: I'll just let you know. Wait, Swiss and Greera are

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Speaker 3: the same cheese. Yeah, Grear is just like a fancier Swiss.

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Speaker 3: So why do they have.

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Speaker 1: Different I'm not aware of this. Emily is our food expert.

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Speaker 3: You can substitute Swiss.

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Speaker 6: Okay, basically the same flavor, greers more melty.

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Speaker 5: Well, I hate them both, so so okay, I was

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Speaker 5: hoping for a moozrella situation.

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Speaker 1: Saying it like that. Oh, I'm gonna shove your face

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna shove your face in that.

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Speaker 1: It all up because I love it.

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Speaker 6: Edie, her face would fit in that.

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Speaker 3: Shewn normal size face.

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Speaker 5: And I'm not bobbing for apples.

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Speaker 1: avoid all the cheese, well, just.

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Speaker 3: Because of her moods. Are alla common all cheese and

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Speaker 3: no one all cheese bike that's not fair. Oh I

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Speaker 3: hate when it breaks through.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so much cheese.

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Speaker 3: That's not right.

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Speaker 1: And it's not as melty as you'd want it to be.

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Speaker 1: I wish it was a little bit meltery.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess to go French.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you need a life.

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Speaker 3: To put through all this gross ass cheese.

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Speaker 1: You're gross cheese.

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Speaker 3: And we're trying to serve souper here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I know one person that eats soup this early,

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Speaker 4: and she's making a bite right now.

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Speaker 1: She's she's going off for her Lentil soup and about.

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Speaker 3: Five minutes, I can't, I can't.

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Speaker 1: Can't you get everything?

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Speaker 3: Trying to get a bike?

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Speaker 5: Can't And literally the only thing that comes up is

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Speaker 5: gloves of cheese. No bread, No, no, it's not no,

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Speaker 5: it's actually not Yeah, there's like no broth.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to do this, so just give you a breath.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's a disasters not breaking off.

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Speaker 4: Okay, is there any oh cheese, Like, is there any

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Speaker 4: broth in there?

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Speaker 3: There is just all cheese. Get Oh god, you're gonna

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Speaker 3: have I can't just take a bite of that you

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Speaker 4: I can't that much cheese. That cheese makes me gad,

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Speaker 4: that's crazy. I love I love it. I can't like, Oh,

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Speaker 4: with my.

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Speaker 5: Lack of teeth, you're not gonna be able to sit

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Speaker 5: there and talk for twenty minutes and dangle it around.

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Speaker 3: Oh whoa, whoa, Scott, what are you doing? I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to fix it because there's no knife in there.

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Speaker 4: Can I just I can't imagine like thick cheese.

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Speaker 3: Camp with this. I feel you just looking at.

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Speaker 1: I love that that's going on. Okay, now, going and

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Speaker 1: get the broth and there you go, There you go.

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Speaker 1: But will you stop?

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Speaker 3: This is a cheese ball? This is what?

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Speaker 1: So you don't like mozzarella sticks?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, she's never known that. It's like

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Speaker 3: Readiness, and so I just have to swallow. You're ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I missed this. I missed this ridiculousness.

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Speaker 3: It's good forever.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it, because it's weird when you haven't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, we discovered. We discovered, and you were.

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Speaker 7: I can't think what happens. I travel around the country.

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Speaker 3: She falls asleep? How old is she? Should we be worried?

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Speaker 3: You know she's got a.

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Speaker 3: In her. Guy's got a little called a touch of

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Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that. I wish I could not

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Speaker 3: Your husband's and my dog, well, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I'm uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: You know John Bolter met her once.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw it in your video. I mean you

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Speaker 4: Weld you do if your dog was held by John

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Speaker 4: Bolton and Tommy Lee also, But it just makes the story.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever have a story that your storytellers, your

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Speaker 1: Do this every day? Yeah, because you have to, Like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet, I bet your phone gets to you're like, it's.

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Speaker 1: Not real, it's not a real birth. Before we continue together,

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Speaker 3: It's great comics.

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Speaker 7: I run by the best, kindest people, and there you

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go two years again.

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Speaker 4: Without saying I always find it so odd that you're

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Speaker 1: That's how you're here.

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Speaker 3: And I'm this isn't just because he's here.

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Speaker 1: We go.

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Speaker 4: Every comic. He says, that's not true. You were phenomenal.

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Speaker 4: Me my wife loved it and we had a blast.

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Speaker 4: You think it's the opener, Oh Taylor, and we had

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Speaker 1: I'm being silly. I'm being silly. You know this. We're

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Speaker 3: You're hysterical. It's the world to me, so pressent. I'm

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Speaker 1: You're not even gonna get a second.

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Speaker 4: So we were that has been so long because my wife,

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Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you, like six months ago was like

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Speaker 4: Wes Taylor coming back because we follow you on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I follow you to it and

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Speaker 3: the moszle tub.

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Speaker 1: Is that where you said the John Travolta I see

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Speaker 3: But I'm rarely on social media. What happened? How did

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Speaker 7: He didn't get my dog. But I was at the

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Speaker 1: Know I'm hanging out. You have a dog.

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Speaker 3: Let me check it out. He's not anywhere a dog

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Speaker 7: Bro Okay, this is what professional Eddie is like. He

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Speaker 1: Anyway, go ahead, tell you.

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Speaker 3: And then I was in the back, are yeah?

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Speaker 4: And then you have more?

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Speaker 3: Do more? I didn't know you did more? John, Yeah, dude.

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Speaker 7: The impression of a radio host and in iconic radios

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Speaker 3: A minute. Friends, I mean business, you have the.

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Speaker 4: Big wild We can go to one on Friday, one Saturday.

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Speaker 4: I mean, why don't you come to me twice?

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Speaker 1: I will go see you three times? Wow, I would

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Speaker 4: When was the last time you saw him? I've seen

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Speaker 4: your show before I saw him. America eleven twelve, years ago.

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Speaker 1: It was, I mean it was before I knew.

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Speaker 7: You You're like, oh, I heard the German from pod

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Speaker 1: I mean, my daughter was born before I met you.

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Speaker 1: But that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Who was born first?

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Speaker 1: You were, you're older? Okay, okay, okay. I would have

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Speaker 1: is Benny. But Jesus, your dog is not going to die.

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Speaker 7: But you guys talk about your bad phone battery dying

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Speaker 3: It's honestly worse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, depending on the person, Depending on the person. By

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Speaker 1: the way, how's your mom?

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Miss her? Learned so long? She's great?

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Speaker 3: Attracted? What the guy? Remember when you were talent? You

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Speaker 3: I mean, was Taylor in his underwear photographic? Can tell

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Speaker 3: you how famous I am?

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Speaker 1: You have to tell us.

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Speaker 7: I'm at the Famous Mike Job comedy tomorrow doing running

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Speaker 7: my new comedy special. I'm gonna do my best jokes

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Speaker 7: I have and and new stuff. Yeah, watch my old

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Speaker 1: Okay, so watch you know my comedy.

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Speaker 7: Go on my YouTube watch America's Got Talent Journey. Watched

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Speaker 7: Taylor Wich and Live at the Comedy Comedy Store, Taylorich Live.

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Speaker 7: That comes for YouTube, and then at Taylor Comedy you know,

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Speaker 7: I'm running my new special. That's what's happening. So I

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Speaker 7: standing your mom's well, do you want to who the

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Speaker 3: Listen? Don't don't dogs my mom? Okay, sorry, sorry mom?

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Speaker 3: What do you tell you? Can you cut that part out? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Tell you where my mom lives?

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Speaker 1: You said that' where you're from? I mean to address

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Speaker 1: Probably hold on a minute. You were blowing me up.

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Speaker 1: Wait? Why?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm a man of the people. They didn't give

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Speaker 4: No one expects anything of me. I'm a man of

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Speaker 4: true in the world and stuff. But what's the coolest

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Speaker 4: San Diego radio show I could come on to promote

448
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Speaker 4: my shows?

449
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Speaker 3: You know what I said? Number one best overall? Jeff

450
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Speaker 3: and Jay.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's cool. Still yeah, that's crazy. Wow, one of

452
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Speaker 1: them is no longer with us, have been on.

453
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Speaker 7: The respect but the real answer really answer number one

454
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Speaker 7: best overall fire emoji.

455
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Speaker 3: The Mikey Show.

456
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Speaker 1: Was around in like two thousand and four. That's crazy,

457
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Speaker 1: that's us, that's us actually us.

458
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Speaker 3: I said, the show three.

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Speaker 7: Us, all of you, and it says why you know

460
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Speaker 7: so why this is the top tier morning show in

461
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Speaker 7: San Diego with a loyal fan base, and it says

462
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Speaker 7: you can for me, specifically, you can riff crowded working

463
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Speaker 7: energy translates well fun do you do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Great, that's so mean.

466
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Speaker 4: I followed you man, come on, dude, now you're docs

467
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Speaker 4: sing my hair?

468
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Speaker 1: What doxy? What is this?

469
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Speaker 3: Do?

470
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Speaker 1: Drop that word?

471
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Speaker 7: It's like it's like it's like, looks Maxing, but Docs, Okay,

472
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Speaker 7: I still now your address?

473
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Speaker 3: Maxing?

474
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, he's your you know, man of spirit org. Yes,

475
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Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to.

476
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Speaker 4: You know, Like I was telling you guys together yesterday

477
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Speaker 4: and somebody was talking about going to a Kanye West

478
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Speaker 4: concert and I was like this close to yelling out,

479
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Speaker 4: oh I don't know you guys like anti semites.

480
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Speaker 3: I was this close, but I was like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's his hot. But don't. Don't get that's

482
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Speaker 1: his hobby. It doesn't get mad at anything. That's something

483
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Speaker 1: that I didn't.

484
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Speaker 4: I get mad at things, but I get mad at

485
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Speaker 4: other people don't get mad.

486
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Speaker 1: Okay, So I got it. I have to have your back.

487
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Speaker 1: Do I have to have your back?

488
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Speaker 3: You don't have to. I would hope you do. I

489
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Speaker 3: have your back, of course.

490
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Speaker 1: I have your back. Why you say, like, so you're getting.

491
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Speaker 3: Hot right now? Everybody sit on you were flirting? Look

492
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Speaker 3: at your dog? Is golf coming into my show?

493
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Again, you're very your big trying

494
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Speaker 1: to be local. It's not working. It's not working out.

495
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Speaker 1: I mean I am local. Called the Hank Bauer, he'll

496
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Speaker 1: be there for you. Wow, who what's the name?

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Speaker 4: I don't know who?

498
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Speaker 3: Padres and like nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I wasn't here for the like Benito Santiago. That

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Speaker 1: would make more sense.

501
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Speaker 4: Should have said, I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to Why are you shaving me?

503
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

504
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Speaker 1: Are you doing.

505
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Speaker 3: Today? Use it right? Why? I don't know?

506
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Speaker 1: Dosing?

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Speaker 4: As I said, dox you said like the dog doxing

508
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Speaker 4: is when like here we go, it's game.

509
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Speaker 1: Tell me what's cool? Tailor?

510
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Speaker 7: I gave out your home address. That's docs and you yeah,

511
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Speaker 7: docs deal x x I n G. You guys don't know.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard that before. You're in the you're the

513
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Speaker 3: manister Jamie Is.

514
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Speaker 1: He's a gen z or whatever.

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Speaker 3: You know.

516
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Speaker 1: I don't know what you are.

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Speaker 4: You're in l a bro. I don't know you're you know, doxing. No,

518
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Speaker 4: I still doubt I'm not. It's weird. He still does

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Speaker 4: it in your six seven right, that's okay?

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Speaker 3: Do you do you? Who's your parents? Fifteen half year old?

521
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Speaker 7: She's ready to know that fort accidents and you have

522
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Speaker 7: won five months old?

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Speaker 3: Boy? Amazing?

524
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Speaker 1: And then when are you what? Am I has mom

525
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Speaker 1: ever brought up? You know?

526
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Speaker 3: Am I to have a child with my mom?

527
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Speaker 1: That's weird? Yeah, she ever asked for grandkids? That is

528
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Speaker 1: all we're gonna get.

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Speaker 7: She knows like what. It's almost like offensive that she

530
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Speaker 7: like looks at me. She's like, she's not like, when

531
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Speaker 7: am I gonna have a grandchild? She looks at me,

532
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Speaker 7: She's like.

533
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Speaker 1: Okay, I just know it's not in the cards.

534
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Speaker 3: Listen, I have this Chaa that hangs out with John Chivolt.

535
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Speaker 3: She David Spade.

536
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Speaker 7: That's cool, you know who smiled at her erewhon the

537
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Speaker 7: other day, Hillary Dove smiled at her SMI Hillary, why

538
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Speaker 7: are you condescending? And Michael Rappaport was let that. He said,

539
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Speaker 7: oh my my dog was smiled at Bisilena.

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Speaker 1: Massive celebrity.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I mean it wouldn't surprise me. Look at

542
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Speaker 3: my dog.

543
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Speaker 1: Wrap more.

544
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Speaker 3: You didn't even look at my dog.

545
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Speaker 1: He must have seen him because he's such a great guy.

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Speaker 3: How did he get on the show? Did he request

547
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Speaker 3: to come on the show.

548
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Speaker 4: He's a good friend. He's been coming in for a question,

549
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Speaker 4: He's been coming on at least once. He does more

550
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Speaker 4: than you do does So what's that? How are you

551
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Speaker 4: taking to your press right now? I want you to

552
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Speaker 4: come in more. Can you just come down even if

553
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Speaker 4: you don't have a show? Can I I would love it?

554
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Speaker 3: How many segments do I get?

555
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 1: This is it? I got to wrap up here pretty soon?

556
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Speaker 3: I bet you guys Presidence, did you really yeah the dog?

557
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Speaker 1: Or what sweaters?

558
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Speaker 3: Betty?

559
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Speaker 1: Did you really bring his presence? What is that used shirt?

560
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Speaker 3: Or what is this?

561
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Speaker 1: I love Taylor Swift? Oh no, it says Williamson. Do

562
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Speaker 1: you make these now?

563
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Speaker 3: I brought them for all of you.

564
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Speaker 1: You made this specifically for us. You're not telling you

565
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Speaker 1: about the show shows?

566
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not.

567
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Speaker 4: Okay, now I'm selling it.

568
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Speaker 3: I was afred to give you. I don't.

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Speaker 4: Can we all say that's something nice about one another?

570
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Speaker 4: The track chept Stuffs have a great time.

571
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Speaker 1: There's no better show that will ever be than Taylor's

572
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Speaker 1: stand up show?

573
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Speaker 3: Is that true? I brought it for that's not for

574
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Speaker 3: just I brought it for all of There's.

575
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Speaker 6: Multiple referent sizes, but exciting I got.

576
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Speaker 4: I brought all for you and Jamie. Nothing for Eddie.

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Speaker 4: That's really wow.

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Speaker 1: Just after what if you have to?

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Speaker 4: Like lo, it's like you know, you're like doing laundry

580
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Speaker 4: and you're like, that's a great off the sleeves like

581
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Speaker 4: hul Cogan.

582
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Speaker 1: You still watching wrestling?

583
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I.

584
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Speaker 4: Uni, it's it's not great right now. Jelly roll in WrestleMania,

585
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Speaker 4: I can't. Well, they've they've been doing like roasts and

586
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Speaker 4: things like that. You would be perfect.

587
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's his name?

588
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Speaker 1: Toliff?

589
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Speaker 3: Can I tell you what?

590
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Speaker 7: Hanging out with you guys, it's like it's like being

591
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Speaker 7: my family of Thanksgiving. It's just like, why did you

592
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Speaker 7: of a Netflix special.

593
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. Oh yeah, I didn't think of that.

594
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Speaker 3: Yeah did you? I don't know.

595
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Speaker 4: I thought the other the other tailor from San Diego,

596
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Speaker 4: the other comedian Listen had like three Netflix. I'm sad about.

597
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Speaker 7: I know she's presenting it the air. Jimmy oh Yang

598
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Speaker 7: is like world fame Man.

599
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Speaker 1: You're my favorite Taylor comedian from San.

600
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: Diego over Taylor Thomlinson without a doubt.

601
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Speaker 4: I don't think we've only had Aaron one.

602
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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I only do one Taylor.

603
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Speaker 3: I like.

604
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Speaker 7: Can I tell you I love a compliment when I'm

605
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 7: compared to somebody else who you find out of those

606
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 7: that turns me on?

607
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: You're my favorite comedian right now. That's holding a chihuahua sleeping.

608
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 3: You did it wrong, No, I didn't know.

609
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: I didn't.

610
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: I like that.

611
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Speaker 1: I like you because Robert can be walking around with

612
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Speaker 1: I don't know, don't do it, don't do it. You're

613
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: breathing like you're mad.

614
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 3: Listen.

615
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: I love you.

616
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Speaker 3: Can you give me a compliment and sell somebody else

617
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Speaker 3: at the same time.

618
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 4: That I don't know who Jimmy O One is and

619
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Speaker 4: I know you are Oh Yang.

620
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Speaker 3: He started out here. He's like he's like a super

621
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Speaker 3: famous he's like the motion.

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Speaker 4: Maybe if I saw his face, but I know you're

623
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Speaker 4: his name. Yeah, we know better you go. We got

624
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Speaker 4: to restart my career. We got to start from scratch.

625
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Speaker 1: No, you're killing you're killing it.

626
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 3: But I think we're going to sell out Mike.

627
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Speaker 1: Draw Okay, I sell it out the Merchant. The Merchant

628
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Speaker 1: is great by I don't know what you want me

629
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Speaker 1: to do with it.

630
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Speaker 3: But he's supposed to put it on right now. I

631
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Speaker 3: don't know what here you tell him? How is going

632
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Speaker 3: to be? It was It's really good.

633
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Speaker 1: It's a good show.

634
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Speaker 3: It's really good, really good tailor. I disappointed.

635
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Speaker 4: I was so happy to see you just the one

636
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Speaker 4: and less time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I only got like thirteen minute.

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Speaker 7: I get one second because he got one at the

639
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Speaker 7: last minute.

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Speaker 1: You are listen, you're a legend.

641
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 3: One time I got the whole show. That was too much.

642
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Speaker 1: Yeah that was he was old time. Yeah really got

643
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Speaker 1: you know. I thought it would be fun.

644
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: It didn't. I got tired. I don't know how you

645
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Speaker 3: do it.

646
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

647
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Speaker 3: I talked for an hour and I falls.

648
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: You can hang out, but I gotta move on.

649
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

650
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: I gotta wrap up. I don't gotta got.

651
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 3: The microphone off. Is that what you're saying?

652
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, chit Taylor. Go see him at the mic Drop

653
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: Comedy Club. He is, he's family. He's got a show tonight,

654
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: two shows tomorrow night. Please go see Taylor Williamson. His

655
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Speaker 1: mom might be there. It'll be great, It'll be great.

656
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Speaker 3: I love you, guys, Thank you for having me bring

657
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Speaker 3: you buddy birthday.

658
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Speaker 1: Thank you buddy to you too. Yours is.

659
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Speaker 3: December. Yes, I'm Jesus, I love.

660
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Speaker 2: And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm

661
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Speaker 2: some respectors. Midweek milk, all.

662
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Speaker 1: Right, Every Wednesday he lets lose some whatever is bothering

663
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Speaker 1: him that week. You know, usually he takes on you know,

664
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Speaker 1: corporate America or the government or his wife, whatever is

665
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Speaker 1: annoying him. So yeah, I know. So what do we

666
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Speaker 1: got this week?

667
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Speaker 3: This one? I didn't plan it like this? Uh I

668
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Speaker 3: stand up here you shirt? By the way, what do

669
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Speaker 3: you think got it?

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Speaker 1: For?

671
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Speaker 4: Got it for three bucks? That old baby okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Really looks it looks like it. It does not look

674
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Speaker 3: like it does not look like a target special old Yeah,

675
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: yeahs old was three dollars. Guys.

676
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, all right, So anyway, this won't be in

677
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 4: the rotation. I just you know, I try to wear

678
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 4: nicer I try to wear newer shirts on Wednesdays. Anyway,

679
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 4: I didn't plan this out. It just happened the way

680
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 4: it happens.

681
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: And uh, it is what it is.

682
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 4: And I'm not directing this to anyone in particular, but

683
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 4: today is a great day and the day that also

684
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 4: kind of screws me. What because not only is today

685
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 4: Eddie's birthday, today is also my sister's birthday.

686
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: I miltown and what does what does that mean?

687
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 4: Double presence?

688
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean so let me just say this not

689
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 3: a minute. At what point are we done given birthday presents?

690
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: People?

691
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 3: Excuse me?

692
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 4: At what point are we done with this? And I

693
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 4: did some research. I'm like, when did birthday presence start?

694
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 4: Why did birthday present start? Why do we need birthday present?

695
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: My birthday?

696
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sorry, sorry, your birthday. It's about everyone's birthday.

697
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 4: It's about birthday divas. It's too I'm looking at Eddie.

698
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 4: This guy's like a month long diva and Emily's. Emily

699
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 4: is the lesser. She's the week long detail, which is yeah,

700
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 4: which is which is awful. You got Eddie who's not

701
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 4: a birthday d he's kind of hum about his birthday.

702
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 4: But at the end of the day, you still gotta

703
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 4: get gifts. So I decided to say I decided to

704
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 4: do some research on birthday gifts.

705
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: Birthday gifts, check this out.

706
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 4: Originated in ancient Rome, really, and they were given by

707
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 4: people to ward off evil spirits and bring good luck.

708
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 4: And I start thinking about that. Okay, if that's what

709
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 4: they want to do back then, but why are we

710
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 4: still carrying on this dumb tradition. Dumb traditional birthday gifts.

711
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 4: It's even worse than a birthday gift, a birthday card.

712
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: How stupid is a birthday card?

713
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: Say something nice to your the gift.

714
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: You know it's from me. I'm saying happy birthday, This

715
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: is from us. That's the nice thing.

716
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: Emily prefers the nice sentiment in the car than the

717
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: actual gift.

718
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: No offense. But that's really dumb.

719
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 6: You could write it on a piece of paper, but

720
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 6: it's the message that counts. Cards started in the eighties,

721
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 6: in sixties, wait, how do you know that? And then

722
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 6: got mass produced in the nineteen twenties. So thank you

723
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 6: to the industrial Age of America for screwing me.

724
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 4: Out of five ninety nine extra a year for Michael,

725
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 4: it's up to six fifty.

726
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 3: Let me just say this.

727
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 4: Do we still do other weird things that they used

728
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 4: to do back in the day, Like back in like

729
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 4: the eighteen hundreds and early nighte hundreds, men would sell

730
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 4: women at auction?

731
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 3: Do we still do that? No, because we've evolved. It's

732
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 3: a society. Do we do have gunfights at the Okay Corral? No?

733
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 4: Because we've evolve as a society. So why do I

734
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 4: still need to wrap a gift and give it to you?

735
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: It's so stupid.

736
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate you starting this whole thing off by

737
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: saying this is nobody in particular.

738
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: It's my birthday tonight. It just so on Wednesday.

739
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it. You don't have to be

740
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: attacking people's birthdays on my birthday. I just kind of

741
00:33:59,240 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: wait until next week.

742
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 3: What are we celebrating.

743
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 4: Here that your mom and dad had sex and nine

744
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 4: months later, Okay, we're celebrating that.

745
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 3: And let's be real. Most people were born by accident.

746
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 4: So I'm supposed to buy you a gift and for

747
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 4: something that wasn't even supposed to happen in this economy.

748
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 3: No thing.

749
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 4: Okay, it's too expensive. There's too much stress because sky

750
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 4: the stress of did I buy him that already? Did

751
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 4: I get him that shirt?

752
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 5: What do I do?

753
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: Don't remember?

754
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 4: What does my sister want? I don't know what to

755
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 4: do now it's coming? Is it going to get delivered

756
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 4: on time? I don't need that stress. I don't want

757
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 4: that stress. Do you want that stress?

758
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 3: Forget the wrapping stress?

759
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 5: The wrap stress? Did I give me this gift bag

760
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 5: and I'm now giving it back to him?

761
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 3: Yes? I did have that thought this morning, so uh well,

762
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 3: I need to take better care of things.

763
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 4: I just don't know where did I The reason why

764
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 4: birthdays get so out of control is because kids nowadays

765
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 4: get spoiled, and our society is soft, so kids get

766
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 4: spoiled too many gifts.

767
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: So then you're not going to be spoiling your son Walker.

768
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 3: No, I will give a.

769
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: Hotel every time.

770
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 4: I mean he was a month old and it was

771
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 4: cold in our house. Okay, I am doing this. I'm

772
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 4: then your rule, and I think society should implement this rule.

773
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe the president, because he'll stop tweeting for a

774
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 4: second and implement.

775
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 3: This rule, or maybe he'll tweet about this rule.

776
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 4: That would be great too. I think that at eighteen,

777
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: no more gifts. Once you turn eighteen, no more gifts.

778
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 3: Gifts are for kids only, and that's it. You can

779
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 3: vote at.

780
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: Eighteen, but no more gifts. What so you're saying for

781
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: your birthday next year? Nothing?

782
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 4: You know?

783
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: Want nothing?

784
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: You know who I get liking getting gifts, but to

785
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 4: me gifts or whatever, give her whatever.

786
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 3: I never know what I want. I could do with it,

787
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 3: I could do without it. I don't care.

788
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: You don't want anything.

789
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 3: I've just held. I've just held too much stress, too

790
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: much pressure.

791
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: It never ends, and I feel like we're making we

792
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 4: have birthday divas left and right every my birthday, my birthday,

793
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 4: Oh it's all about.

794
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: Here's the problem is that you have issues with birthdays

795
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: because yours, unfortunately falls on another holiday.

796
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 3: What do I get?

797
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 4: Do I get to come in studio on December thirty first,

798
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 4: a happy birthday with balloons and stream when we do back,

799
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 4: when we come back usually on like the third or

800
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 4: the fourth of January, Emily doesn't get here early and

801
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 4: put up happy birthday signs for me.

802
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 3: He said, I don't see that happening. No one, No

803
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 3: one does. That's for me.

804
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:48,959
Speaker 1: Birthday past.

805
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why. I mean my birthday passed. Everybody's minds too.

806
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 3: It sucks, It sucks. It's not right. I don't get

807
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: my microphone looking terrible with streamers on it. Terrible, terrible. See.

808
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 4: I just think as a society, it's time to change.

809
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 4: We don't still do things we did in the twenties. Okay,

810
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 4: well we're kind of reverting back and in this economy,

811
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 4: I feel like a good handshake.

812
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: Happy birthday.

813
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: You would never shake my hand. Yeah, happy birthday, fist pump.

814
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm not fist, but you have.

815
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 3: It's your birthday.

816
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: I don't want it.

817
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 3: That's his gift of physical.

818
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, man, Well, this was really a rude

819
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: meltdown birthday.

820
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 3: Sorry, Eddie. I did not think it through with the.

821
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: One you started up by saying you get doublely screwed

822
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: because your sister's birthday falls on my birthday as well,

823
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: and so you're talking about it on my birthday.

824
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 3: It just happened.

825
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 4: I wish, I wish that frant would have fell a

826
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 4: day after, a day before your birthday, not on the birthday.

827
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: But but he's still messed up. Then, don't you know

828
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: you don't have to get me something.

829
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 4: I was glad to get you something, thank you. Yeah right,

830
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 4: She's try to scrambling, scrambled, scrambled.

831
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 3: I don't know what to get him and get. I'm

832
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 3: going through so much, I don't know what to get.

833
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: This was really jacked up.

834
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 3: Sorry, EDDI.

835
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: Feel bad this my birthday.

836
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, feel bad, but it's not everybody.

837
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh, totally on my birthday.

838
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 4: Sorry, thank you was dedicated to you on your birthday.

839
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: Could have got me that side felt sure for me.

840
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: You know they had these