Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, Final Hour The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Monday, Fantastic Monday. Remember, if you've missed any
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Speaker 1: Before I get to the emails and other stories, so
Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing the chip fast thing right, the
Speaker 1: forty day chip Fast, Chris? Why are you shaking your head?
Speaker 1: Jewish producer? Chris told me he's doing a fast thing
Speaker 1: to a Jewish one. What is it? The the Ezekiel
Speaker 1: Ezekiel fast? Is that what you said? The Fast of Esther?
Speaker 1: How long do you have to fast for? Chris? Just
Speaker 1: still knife? Is it every day? So this is a
Speaker 1: one day thing that's so weak, that's so Esther deserved
Speaker 1: better than you. Chris. Anyway, I'm doing the chip fast
Speaker 1: for forty days now. Setting that aside, you know I'm
Speaker 1: a chip freak. And you also know, if you listen
Speaker 1: to this show, how kind I am to other people.
Speaker 1: But I'm not just gonna I'm not gonna give someone
Speaker 1: a hard time just because it amuses me. I try
Speaker 1: to be nice to people. Yesterday, after church, me, the boys,
Speaker 1: and my mom, we're discussing where to go eat lunch.
Speaker 1: They say, let's go out to eat Mexican food. I'm
Speaker 1: always a yes on Mexican food. I didn't take into
Speaker 1: account what terrible people live in my house. You know
Speaker 1: what happens when you sit down at a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 1: What do they bring you right away? The chips? They
Speaker 1: bring out the chips and the salsa. And I kid you,
Speaker 1: not all for other people. Both sons and my mother,
Speaker 1: who everyone thinks is nice, sat and not only jam
Speaker 1: chips into their faces the entire time. They all four
Speaker 1: of them, every time they've made into one E. These
Speaker 1: have to be the best chips ever. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: I love these chips. It's not funny, Chris. It's not funny.
Speaker 1: I would never do something like that to them. No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't, Chris, I wouldn't. They thought it was funny
Speaker 1: what Chris said, don't I have a pizza coming to
Speaker 1: the studio? I do. But that's not a chip, is it? Pow?
Speaker 1: It's not a chip. It's not at all. It's oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Oh you're talking about you and you're fast
Speaker 1: of esther. Chris. It's not like I'm gonna eat it
Speaker 1: right in front of you and I'm certainly not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you how delicious it is. I bet you're pretty
Speaker 1: hungry right about now, aren't you. Tommy's rumbling sounds like
Speaker 1: a per no problem. Chris Jesse. Tuesday night in my
Speaker 1: red town in Commie, Colorado, they're having a Republican caucus.
Speaker 1: Because I figured I needed to do more anti communism work,
Speaker 1: I signed up to go. What from your experience am
Speaker 1: I walking into Tuesday night? Looking it up online doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to paint the full picture, all right? So I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about this because I know a lot
Speaker 1: of you. It's election season. Maybe you're one of these
Speaker 1: people you're gonna get involved, and maybe you're just starting
Speaker 1: to get involved. So let's rewind a little bit. When
Speaker 1: I decided I had gotten out of the Marine Corps,
Speaker 1: I was back to working construction, and I decided I
Speaker 1: was gonna run for office. I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: do that. I'd never been politically involved. So I started
Speaker 1: going to quote Republican headquarters. I went down to the
Speaker 1: county Republican headquarters, and then I started going to Republican
Speaker 1: meetings like this one. Hey, we're having a Publican caucus meeting,
Speaker 1: and I and this is on me, This is on me,
Speaker 1: This is not an insult to them. I was so disappointed.
Speaker 1: And here's why I thought. When I showed up to
Speaker 1: Republican headquarters or I went down to the local Republican
Speaker 1: Caucus meeting, I thought I was going to run into.
Speaker 1: I mean, my only frame of reference was movies and
Speaker 1: TV and things like that. I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to run into a bunch of sharply dressed political people,
Speaker 1: almost like Wall Street, but for politics. Everyone's going to
Speaker 1: be sharp and talk fast, that they've got all their
Speaker 1: stuff together and we've got this, this, this and this
Speaker 1: and this. And what I found instead was a bunch
Speaker 1: of people like me, and like you, don't let the
Speaker 1: TV cameras fool you. Every politics becomes a television product
Speaker 1: when you're not involved, and so it becomes what you
Speaker 1: see on the news. Everyone in a suit and a
Speaker 1: tie and it's white marble and they're surrounded by a security.
Speaker 1: It looks really really fancy and high falutin, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: But almost all politics outside of Washington, d C. Almost
Speaker 1: all of it is conducted by normal people just like you.
Speaker 1: If you are about to get involved, and I pray
Speaker 1: that you are local elections matter more than national elections?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six is going to be an important election,
Speaker 1: your four national elections and everything else. I hope you
Speaker 1: are going to get involved. If you are going to
Speaker 1: get involved, one, don't think you're walking into Wall Street
Speaker 1: for politics. You're going to show up at your local
Speaker 1: Republican meeting of whatever kind, and it's going to be
Speaker 1: little old ladies. It's going to be tubby dudes in khaki,
Speaker 1: it's going to be young people, old people, men, women.
Speaker 1: You're going to look around and see a bunch of
Speaker 1: normal people and that's okay. And this is meant to
Speaker 1: encourage you. Don't sit in stress about whether or not
Speaker 1: you are ready to get involved. I'm not qualified. I
Speaker 1: never went to college. I don't know the constitution front
Speaker 1: to back. I don't even understand what this political office does.
Speaker 1: What even is a constable? I don't know about. None
Speaker 1: of those people know either, none of them. You are
Speaker 1: just as qualified as anybody currently holding political office. You
Speaker 1: who sent me the email. It applies to you wherever
Speaker 1: you are, and everyone else listening to this. You're going
Speaker 1: to show up and should show up, and you're going
Speaker 1: to fit right in. Look Like I said, I was
Speaker 1: disappointed because here's what I had pictured, not just the
Speaker 1: fancy Wall Street with politics stuff. I wanted people to
Speaker 1: immediately take me in and guide me. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: in perfect I'm glad you're here. You need to do this, this,
Speaker 1: and this, and then I'll lay you out for that,
Speaker 1: and then we'll get you prepared for this. And surely
Speaker 1: someone's gonna someone's gonna do all that, right. Nope, not
Speaker 1: at all. There will be people there with wisdom. There
Speaker 1: will be people there, and it's not gonna be all
Speaker 1: of them who you can lean on for advice and hey,
Speaker 1: tell me a campaign I can work on, tell me
Speaker 1: something I can do. Is there some way I can help?
Speaker 1: There will be people there for that. I'm certainly not
Speaker 1: dismissing everyone as an idiot. Don't think that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm simply saying, normal people just like you are what
Speaker 1: makes local politics go, and local politics is everything. Wherever
Speaker 1: we are going as a country, wherever we are going
Speaker 1: in the future, whether we have nothing but the high
Speaker 1: times the golden age to come, as Trump says it,
Speaker 1: or whether we have all kinds of problems coming. If
Speaker 1: your local area gets better your future will be better
Speaker 1: because of it, and the future of your children will
Speaker 1: be better because of it. I don't know where you
Speaker 1: live specifically. I know I live in Texas. Tomorrow in
Speaker 1: Texas is a crucial primary election governor attorney general. We
Speaker 1: have a senator up that's Cornyn, who I'm obviously going
Speaker 1: to vote against. All that is tomorrow. Do you live
Speaker 1: in a state that has a primary tomorrow? Maybe next week,
Speaker 1: next month? Who have you texted about it? Who have
Speaker 1: you told about it? Who have you told who to
Speaker 1: vote for? I'm dragging my normy friends to the polls.
Speaker 1: I'm sending out text messages. Make sure you vote. Make
Speaker 1: sure you vote for this guy. Sound small. Your neighbor
Speaker 1: who you watch college football with. He doesn't even know
Speaker 1: who's running. Of course, he voted for Trump last November,
Speaker 1: but primary election here in Texas never heard of it
Speaker 1: before sending out that message is getting involved. You are
Speaker 1: ready to get involved in politics and become an activist.
Speaker 1: We can't just fall in love with watching politics, because
Speaker 1: then we will lose. It is not a spectator sport.
Speaker 1: We have to get involved ourselves, and getting involved locally
Speaker 1: is so much more important than winning some national election. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's great that we have Trump instead of Dome. That's
Speaker 1: what we need. Get involved locally. All right, that's my plea.
Speaker 1: That's my final plea. Now I will finally get to
Speaker 1: the emails, which I've been promising you. Look, I've been
Speaker 1: trying to get there. Look, I fall a huge war
Speaker 1: kicked off. Now we'll finally get there and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about some things, shall we. Although that counts as getting
Speaker 1: to one, I think I think it counts is getting
Speaker 1: to one Chris. Anyway, Chris, do we have an update
Speaker 1: on the pizza when it's getting what I bet it's
Speaker 1: gonna be cheesy and delicious. I'll let you know. We'll
Speaker 1: be back. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: Fantastic Monday. All Right. I decided, I'm I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: one more thing before I do the emails. All Right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it because well, people love to say
Speaker 1: they want honesty. I say it all the time too.
Speaker 1: I'll just just tell me the truth. I want honesty,
Speaker 1: but I don't know that I always want honesty. I
Speaker 1: know I say that I want honesty, but do I
Speaker 1: want that one hundred percent of the time when I
Speaker 1: make cheeseburgers for the family, my world famous Jesse Kelly Burgers.
Speaker 1: Do I want ob to say it's very good, that's
Speaker 1: not it an out burger? No, I'd actually rather she
Speaker 1: just say that's the best burger I've ever had. There's
Speaker 1: an obvious thing looming over this Iran war. They's just
Speaker 1: called an Iran war. There's an obvious thing looming over it.
Speaker 1: It's something people argue about all the time. Now is
Speaker 1: this more for Israel than for America? It's looming over it.
Speaker 1: You see the arguments all over. Maybe you've had them
Speaker 1: yourself because Americans are still wrapping their minds around, Wait,
Speaker 1: why are they a threat to us? When they very
Speaker 1: much are a threat to Israel. They're a threat to
Speaker 1: Israel's very existence. They've said they intend to wipe Israel
Speaker 1: off the map. So there's that thing looming over it.
Speaker 1: And the Trump administration knows you have to sell why
Speaker 1: this should be important to Americans. Trump obviously knew.
Speaker 2: We have the strongest and most powerful by far military
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: That's wrong on this one.
Speaker 2: Our objectives are clear. First were destroying ore NDS missile capabilities,
Speaker 2: and you see that happening on an hourly basis, and
Speaker 2: their capacity to produce brand new ones and pretty good
Speaker 2: ones they make. Second, we're annihilating their navy. We've knocked
Speaker 2: out already ten ships. They're at the bottom of the seat.
Speaker 1: Then it goes on talks about America and the missiles,
Speaker 1: and Rubio said, America and missiles, and all these guys
Speaker 1: are saying America and missiles. But Marco Rubio said something today.
Speaker 1: I would anticipate you will not hear a single person
Speaker 1: in the administration say this again. I've had many times
Speaker 1: in my life where I've said something and I wished
Speaker 1: I could grab those words and jam them back in
Speaker 1: my mouth, but I couldn't because they're out, Rubio said.
Speaker 1: Today he was asked why now.
Speaker 3: The second question they've been asked is why now. Well,
Speaker 3: if there's two reasons why now. The first is it
Speaker 3: was abundantly clear that if Iran came under attack by anyone,
Speaker 3: the United States or Israel or anyone, they were going
Speaker 3: to respond and respond against the United States. The orders
Speaker 3: had been delegated down to the field commanders. It was automatic,
Speaker 3: and in fact it bare to be true because, in fact,
Speaker 3: within an hour of the initial attack on the leadership compound,
Speaker 3: the missile forces in the South and in the North
Speaker 3: for that matter, had already been activated to launch, in fact,
Speaker 3: those who already been prepositioned. The third is the assessment
Speaker 3: that was made that if we stood and waited for
Speaker 3: that attack to come first, before we hit them, we
Speaker 3: would suffer much higher casualties, and so the President made
Speaker 3: the very wise decision. We knew that there was going
Speaker 3: to be an Israeli action, we knew that that would
Speaker 3: precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that
Speaker 3: we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks,
Speaker 3: we would suffer higher casualties and perhaps even higher than
Speaker 3: those killed, and then we would.
Speaker 1: All we knew Israel was going to attack anyway, so
Speaker 1: we attacked first. Look, that's honesty from Marco Rubio. I'm
Speaker 1: not insulting him. I'm not at all insulting him. That's honesty,
Speaker 1: and I applaud him for that honesty. That's honesty. I
Speaker 1: don't anticipate you'll hear anybody in the Trump administration say
Speaker 1: that again. This is a time where people are unsure
Speaker 1: right now, that doesn't land all that well, Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I've got to change some things in my life. I
Speaker 1: went to the local VFW for free vets dinner, and
Speaker 1: the vice commander welcomed me and said, let me guess
Speaker 1: what branch of service you were in. He said air Force,
Speaker 1: and I quickly replied, no, I'm not gay. I then looked,
Speaker 1: and then I nervously looked around to see how many
Speaker 1: vets I insulted. The first thing I have to change
Speaker 1: is maybe I shouldn't be listening to all three hours
Speaker 1: of your show three hundred and sixty five days a year. Then, obviously,
Speaker 1: the second thing I was worried about as a staunch
Speaker 1: heterosexual was why he pegged me his Air Force. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not like I have tiny hands or ordered
Speaker 1: ice cream at the bar. I'm seeking your advice thinking
Speaker 1: this might have also happened to you on occasion. I
Speaker 1: hope you choke on that free fish at the VFW.
Speaker 1: That's what I hope. Hey, Oracle, would you please consider
Speaker 1: doing a history lesson of the Romans Siege of Jerusalem
Speaker 1: seventy a d. I think that would be fascinating. I
Speaker 1: probably should do one on that. We've done Romans versus
Speaker 1: Jews before Romans versus is late Israeli's I should say
Speaker 1: the Siege of Masada we did a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Siege of Masada is a crazy cool story, a crazy
Speaker 1: cool story you should dig in. I did a history
Speaker 1: episode on it a long time ago. You can go
Speaker 1: dig that up if you want to hear me talk
Speaker 1: about it. But there's all kinds of incredible resources about it.
Speaker 1: If you have these Israeli zealots holding a fortress which
Speaker 1: you can go toward to this day, the Romans don't
Speaker 1: know how to get up there, so they build their
Speaker 1: own ramp, which still exists to this day. It's just
Speaker 1: it's an amazing story of bravery. All right, we'll talk
Speaker 1: briefly about a judge. Some judge came out and he
Speaker 1: was criticizing Trump. He's gonna get a judge killed. We'll
Speaker 1: talk briefly about this judge, and then we'll do some
Speaker 1: more emails. And these guys are trying to storm our
Speaker 1: embassies and more. Hang On is the Jesse Kelly's Show
Speaker 1: on a fantastic wonderful Monday. If you miss any part
Speaker 1: of the show, you can download at Iheartspotify iTunes. So
Speaker 1: there's this great scene in a movie. I'm going somewhere
Speaker 1: withere this just stay with me. There's this great scene
Speaker 1: in a great movie. The movie is called Carlito's Way.
Speaker 1: Not for the kids, by the way, Carlito's Way. It's
Speaker 1: about some gangster assassin type guy. But but his lawyer.
Speaker 1: The gangster's lawyer gets desperate. He's a coke head, ends
Speaker 1: up killing somebody, ends up killing a mob boss. Goes
Speaker 1: from being a lawyer, well he is a lawyer, and
Speaker 1: then he kills this mob boss and then a lawyer
Speaker 1: goes to Carlito and essentially says, hey, protect me, help me,
Speaker 1: and Carlito says to him, man, you're a gangster, now,
Speaker 1: that's what you are. So here's the thing about people
Speaker 1: in positions of power certainly applies to communist revolutionaries. Communist
Speaker 1: revolutionaries in the United States of America. They're in a
Speaker 1: bit of a unique situation when it comes to the
Speaker 1: history of communist revolutionaries. You see, here's the situation of
Speaker 1: an American communist revolutionary. He exists in a civilized, wonderful,
Speaker 1: Christian based society of decent, moral people. Therefore, a communist
Speaker 1: revolutionary in America has been free to commit revolutionary acts
Speaker 1: and do revolutionary things without ever having to suffer revolutionary consequences.
Speaker 1: They can just go and what do they do. They'll
Speaker 1: walk into an art museum and glue their hands to
Speaker 1: a Van Gogh painting. In America, they will politely have
Speaker 1: their hand removed, maybe get a slap on the wrist.
Speaker 1: A year in jail you pull something like that. In
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia, they'll pull out a chains on, chop your
Speaker 1: hand off, and once you bleed to dad. Here in
Speaker 1: the United States of America, you can be a Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter savage burning down things. You can burn down
Speaker 1: a police precinct. You'll get corporate sponsorship. In ugly parts
Speaker 1: of the world, you pull that kind of crap, they'll
Speaker 1: hang you all from a crane and leave you dangling
Speaker 1: there for a week as your body rots. In the
Speaker 1: United States of America, our communist revolutionaries have gotten extremely
Speaker 1: comfortable because they can and do do revolutionary acts without
Speaker 1: revolutionary consequences. And I thought about that as I listened
Speaker 1: to this judge. He's one of these anti Trump judges.
Speaker 1: John Jones is his name. He sat down with sixty minutes, surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: and he was whining about Trump and the things Trump
Speaker 1: says Here's what he said.
Speaker 4: In a very plain English. If we're not careful, we're
Speaker 4: gonna get a judge killed. It's just that stark.
Speaker 1: It's that serious. It's that serious.
Speaker 5: Judge John Jones is a retired federal judge from Pennsylvania,
Speaker 5: a George W. Bush appointee. He and fifty five other
Speaker 5: retired judges were so concerned they formed a bipartisan group
Speaker 5: to lobby the White House to stop demonizing judges.
Speaker 4: This is such a toxic environment where people are taking
Speaker 4: arms and can identify where a judge lives, can't strike
Speaker 4: out against that judge or the judges' family members.
Speaker 1: I think judges should keep that in mind. I really
Speaker 1: mean that I've said before. I'm obviously not celebrating it.
Speaker 1: Please don't ever hurt anybody, not a judge or anyone else.
Speaker 1: But I have said before, for instance, these judges who
Speaker 1: let the animals out of prison and then the animals
Speaker 1: go on to murder or rape somebody is not likely.
Speaker 1: It is inevitable that one of these animals is going
Speaker 1: to harm the daughter of a man who doesn't have
Speaker 1: anything to lose one day, and that man is going
Speaker 1: to track down the judge's address and he's going to
Speaker 1: kill the judge who's set him free. He is. And
Speaker 1: I know we have all these Dei savages and foreigners
Speaker 1: wearing judges robes now in this country. And as I
Speaker 1: stated before, these judges have gotten so comfortable doing revolutionary
Speaker 1: acts without ever suffering revolutionary consequences. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You do enough revolutionary acts, you can actually create a
Speaker 1: society that now comes with revolutionary consequences. You judges, I
Speaker 1: know you're committed communists, trained communists. I know that because
Speaker 1: you're a trained communist, you believe that you can do
Speaker 1: anything without consequences while you sit on that judge's bench.
Speaker 1: And I'm here to tell you this. If you continue
Speaker 1: to attack the system that is holding up civilization, and
Speaker 1: you make enough of civilization crumble, you yourself are going
Speaker 1: to suffer uncivilized consequences. Keep turning the animals loose, and
Speaker 1: one day somebody may be looking at you and saying
Speaker 1: you a gangster. Now, be very very careful attacking the
Speaker 1: building blocks of a civilized society. To expand on this,
Speaker 1: I've actually had this conversation with before. Of course, I'm
Speaker 1: not very popular in feminist circles, so I'm sure it
Speaker 1: fell on deaf ears. Yeah, kid, you not Chris. But
Speaker 1: I've had this conversation with feminists before. He can be
Speaker 1: the most hardcore feminists in the world. I wouldn't recommend it,
Speaker 1: but you can be. You're welcome to be. But always
Speaker 1: keep in mind, in Western civilization, specifically the United States
Speaker 1: of America, you have no idea if you live here,
Speaker 1: what it's like for women outside of Western civilization, how
Speaker 1: women are treated like cattle. And therefore you can spend
Speaker 1: every minute of your time attacking the United States of America,
Speaker 1: attacking Western civilization. We need more women in charge and
Speaker 1: all this ridiculous crap. But I will warn you this,
Speaker 1: you are not going to enjoy it if you pick
Speaker 1: at that foundation, and pick at that foundation, and pick
Speaker 1: at that foundation for long enough that you actually get
Speaker 1: that foundation to crumble. Have you ever wondered why so
Speaker 1: many foreigners show up here and just start raping everything
Speaker 1: they can get their hands on. Oh, he's from Algiers.
Speaker 1: He's been raping women his whole life. He's from El Salvadore.
Speaker 1: He's been raping women his whole life. He's been he
Speaker 1: came from a culture where raping women is what you do.
Speaker 1: Do you understand that that's where so many barbarians on
Speaker 1: this planet come from. They had to give them classes
Speaker 1: in European nations, teaching adult men that rape is wrong.
Speaker 1: But you keep picking, and you keep picking, and you
Speaker 1: keep picking. Maybe you're going to be a gangster now too.
Speaker 1: Be real, real, careful what you cheer for? The mighty Jesse.
Speaker 1: Just listening to your show Friday, I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: I totally agree about your assessment of the DMV. Just
Speaker 1: move from New Jersey to Florida. Last time I was
Speaker 1: in the New Jersey DMV, it was a three hour horror.
Speaker 1: I was in line when lunchtime started. The clerk put
Speaker 1: up a sign saying be back in an hour. Fast
Speaker 1: forward to Florida. No appointments. Registration for two vehicles and
Speaker 1: two licenses, one for my wife and I. Pleasant friendly
Speaker 1: took twenty minutes. The person actually told me have a
Speaker 1: nice day. Imagine that at the DMV. Definitely get out
Speaker 1: of your blue state, and he says absolutely, say my name,
Speaker 1: his name is Steve. You think everyone around you is
Speaker 1: miserable in all of society's lazy and worthless and rude
Speaker 1: because you live in a blue area. Sorry, that's what
Speaker 1: communism spreads, misery, rudeness, Get out speaking of civilization. Go
Speaker 1: to a red area. Enjoy Western civilization again. One more segment,
Speaker 1: Hang on Jesse Kelly Shell final segment of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a macgneficit Monday. You can email the
Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. I'm sure those
Speaker 1: are going to be a real good time tomorrow. Also,
Speaker 1: I feel like there are some people who maybe need
Speaker 1: to hear something. An embassy a United States embassy. You
Speaker 1: understand that that's considered to be sovereign US territory. Okay.
Speaker 1: You also understand that US embassy's around the globe. They're
Speaker 1: guarded by United States Marines, specifically MSG marine security guards
Speaker 1: highly trained to guard an embassy. All right, now, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something else. Because something happened in Pakistan
Speaker 1: where they tried to invade United States consulate. So here's
Speaker 1: something else. Many people, most people in their lives, will
Speaker 1: never stand on guard. You'll never guard something guard duty
Speaker 1: of any kind. Most people will never have to experience this,
Speaker 1: but cops do a lot of people, depending on your
Speaker 1: your job, A lot of people in the military will
Speaker 1: do some sort of guard duty. I myself have had
Speaker 1: to do it many times. I was an infantry marine.
Speaker 1: That just comes with the territory. Do you know how
Speaker 1: my numbingly boring guard duty is. They have to put
Speaker 1: the most strict rules on what you can and can't do.
Speaker 1: You can't sit down, obviously, you can't sleep. You can't
Speaker 1: because ninety nine point ninety ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 1: time you are standing there for hours and nothing happens.
Speaker 1: You will be become an expert at day dreaming because
Speaker 1: there's nothing else to do. Your entire life, nothing happens.
Speaker 1: And so let's just say you're a young, highly trained
Speaker 1: United States Marine. You're trained for violence. Let me clue
Speaker 1: you in on something when you were on guard duty.
Speaker 1: And I know this because I've had these same thoughts
Speaker 1: a million times. You want someone to try something, You
Speaker 1: just want something to happen. Hey, it would be great
Speaker 1: if I could bash in someone's face tonight. That would
Speaker 1: really make the night go by faster. I know this
Speaker 1: sounds dark, and I'm sorry, but this is this is
Speaker 1: how marines think. And when you're on foreign soil and
Speaker 1: you have all these monsters all around you, and I know,
Speaker 1: because I've had these thoughts too. You think to yourself, Man,
Speaker 1: I could really go for killing someone to night, I
Speaker 1: hope somebody I remember, we were at this place in
Speaker 1: Na Joff. We had this totally secure area in the Joff.
Speaker 1: It was like a farmer's market, but we had put
Speaker 1: up sand bags and fencing around it. And I was
Speaker 1: a non commissioned officer in NCO at the time, and
Speaker 1: so I didn't have to stand a lot of guard duty.
Speaker 1: That's usually for the younger marines. But I was always
Speaker 1: out there having to check on my marines and occasionally
Speaker 1: having to sit up there myself or I wanted to
Speaker 1: sit with them. Someone get sick, something like that. And
Speaker 1: I can tell you, I know it's dark, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm just giving it to you straight. I can tell
Speaker 1: you multiple times, more times than I can count. I'd
Speaker 1: be looking at our particular field of fire, because you
Speaker 1: have fields of fire. I was looking at ours and
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, Oh, gosh, I wish a couple guys
Speaker 1: with AK forty sevens would start running at us right now.
Speaker 1: I am so bored. It's one am, and I could
Speaker 1: really go for squeezing off a few shots Marines who
Speaker 1: guard things are young, and violent and full of testosterone,
Speaker 1: and probably more importantly than all of those things, they're
Speaker 1: also bored to tears. So you really really do not
Speaker 1: want to give them a reason to start shooting you
Speaker 1: free of consequences. And if you don't believe me, you
Speaker 1: could probably pop into Pakistan. I bet the airlines are
Speaker 1: giving away tickets at this point. But you see in
Speaker 1: Pakistan there's a US consulate, of course, and a bunch
Speaker 1: of Pakistanis decided to attack the consulate. So they formed
Speaker 1: a mob with guns. You can see some of this,
Speaker 1: it's on camera, and they attacked the United States consulate.
Speaker 1: Let's fast forward to a couple things. They were not successful,
Speaker 1: and I will not be forwarding you video of it,
Speaker 1: but if you are a morbid soul, you can actually
Speaker 1: look at video of people being carried out of the
Speaker 1: consulate missing parts of their head. The Marines just started
Speaker 1: shooting people in the head because they can shoot people
Speaker 1: in the head very, very easily. And so I know
Speaker 1: you're really really angry about God knows what I understand that.
Speaker 1: Please know that the men guarding these things are United
Speaker 1: States Marines, and it's not that they're okay, if you
Speaker 1: try to break in, they want you to is this
Speaker 1: would have been their super Bowl if you were one
Speaker 1: of the marine security guards guarding the US consulate in Pakistan,
Speaker 1: and none of them will admit this to you, So
Speaker 1: I'm just admitting it to you right now so they
Speaker 1: don't have to. If you're a United States marine guarding
Speaker 1: the consulate in Pakistan, you have dreamt of the day
Speaker 1: where a bunch of savages to kick in the gate
Speaker 1: so you can kill them. And Christmas morning came, all right.
Speaker 1: That was to say, don't touch our consulates. Don't don't
Speaker 1: touch the United States embassy ever, or you're going to die.
Speaker 1: All right. That brings me to this. You need to
Speaker 1: switch to Pure Talk. You see the CEO of Pure Talks.
Speaker 1: He's not a guy you should probably try to harm either,
Speaker 1: being as how he was mac the SOG behind enemy
Speaker 1: lines in Vietnam, did one tour and promptly said I
Speaker 1: think I'd like to do that again two tours. Why
Speaker 1: is Pure Talk so patriotic that they hire American citizens?
Speaker 1: Why do I get emails of people telling me, jeez,
Speaker 1: I had two lines with eight and ten. It was
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars now two lines is sixty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: Why are they so patriotic because they fought for this country?
Speaker 1: Pure talk. They don't fund street communism. They care about you,
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Speaker 1: And now here's a headline by go you know, you
Speaker 1: know the thing headlines we didn't get to. You can
Speaker 1: own a Japanese castle for sixty four thousand dollars. But
Speaker 1: there's a big catch, they say. And I still don't
Speaker 1: understand the catch. It needs some refurbishment. But sixty four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars sounds amazing. And if I bought a Japanese castle,
Speaker 1: I would walk around with one of those Japanese robes
Speaker 1: on Chris in a Japanese sword at all times. And
Speaker 1: you know, I might actually consider that Turkish hair surgery
Speaker 1: just to get the Japanese haircut, and maybe do what
Speaker 1: James Bond did in that one movie where he pretended
Speaker 1: to be Japanese where he kind of taped his eyes
Speaker 1: to the side, so they looked what Chris, they looked more.
Speaker 1: Agent Italy says, evacuating hundreds of citizens from the UAE, Well,
Speaker 1: at least someone's winning out of this whole thing. This
Speaker 1: illegal alien from Sierra Leone was charged with rape while
Speaker 1: training to be a corrections officer. Well, the important thing
Speaker 1: is he was here legally, so he's just as American
Speaker 1: as you and me. Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow, that's all.