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Speaker 1: Let's pretend it's real for just one second for the

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Speaker 1: We're Live Joe Show, ninety three to three fl Z.

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Speaker 1: If you could sneak one thing into prison, what would

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Speaker 1: it be if you got arrested. You don't even have

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Speaker 1: one thing, and now here's the deal. If it's a cake,

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Speaker 1: you eat the cake, the cake's gone. If it's a

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Speaker 1: Nintendo DS, you get to keep it. Diddy, apparently I

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Speaker 1: think I got duped, maybe potentially probably, but I saw

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Speaker 1: that Ditty was caught with a Nintendo DS under his

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Speaker 1: pillow prison, which immediately had me thinking, God, if I

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Speaker 1: was locked up, what would I want? Eight hundred and

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Speaker 1: four or nine ninety three ninety three? You could text

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Speaker 1: it at ninety seven seven two zero. And I know

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Speaker 1: that a lot of people who've listened to us, and

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Speaker 1: you know you've been in jail before, you're a reformed criminal.

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Speaker 1: I would love to hear from you as well, like

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Speaker 1: what do you feel like you needed while you were

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Speaker 1: locked up? Or maybe what did you have because I've

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Speaker 1: seen criminals, you know, prisoners cooking hibachi in their prison

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Speaker 1: cell and making sangria. Diddy was reportedly caught with a

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Speaker 1: Nintendo DS under his pillow. Source to say he was

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Speaker 1: busted by prison officials after closing his DS, to which

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Speaker 1: Super Mario shouted bye bye an exposed possession of the device.

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Speaker 1: Officials initially planned to move him to another unit, but

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Speaker 1: have now reversed their decision. Before sentencing, did he told

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Speaker 1: the judge he hasn't touched a Nintendo DS in over

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Speaker 1: eighteen years. That last line I didn't read until right

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Speaker 1: before we got on the air, and I went, hmm,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't seem right. That's not the point of the conversation.

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Speaker 1: So what would you sneak in? What would it be?

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Speaker 1: I mean, mine's a Nintendo Switch.

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Speaker 2: Uh, obviously I would sneak in an iPad.

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Speaker 1: Which would totally be down, you know, it could be

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Speaker 1: down with Yeah, I this is gonna sound so lame,

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Speaker 1: But I would sneak in a jump rope, because I

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Speaker 1: don't know if they have jump in prison in prisons?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you get to put in prison? You

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Speaker 1: get to sneak anything into a jit? Okay? Literally anything

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Speaker 1: and you're picking string Yeah, yeah, because if I have

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Speaker 1: like one of the because the jump rope that I

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Speaker 1: have is like one of these thick too. No, because

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Speaker 1: you would sneak in a jump rope of all the

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Speaker 2: Can if you are a criminal or a reform criminal.

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Speaker 2: You hear jets and that he wants to sneak in

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Speaker 2: a jump rope, please call in and tell them not ridiculously.

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Speaker 1: Also one thousand jump rope, I don't think they do

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Speaker 1: because it's well, you could use it as a weapon.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's my thing. But the thing you could

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Speaker 1: use weights as a Yeah, they work out, bro, that's true.

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Speaker 1: That But that's the thing is I've never been to prison,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know the brame what. So you would

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Speaker 1: walk in with a rope? Yeah, I would hand or

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Speaker 1: if I mean, if there's no rules, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to bring in any technology. I can tell you said

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Speaker 1: you're going to bring a jump I don't see the

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Speaker 1: with that. That's crazy. There for for years and then

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Speaker 1: like in Diddy's case, yeah, I mean jumpro yeah. Danielle Kay, yeah, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: you were locked.

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Speaker 3: Up, Yes I did, uh almost three years. It was

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Speaker 3: twenty years ago. I'm an old bitch, I mean old

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Speaker 3: kick now, but I went for possession of stolen vehicles.

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Speaker 3: This is when I lived in Vegas. I was a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the only thing I couldn't get it

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Speaker 3: with some privacy and my freedom. Everything else you can

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Speaker 3: get you can get in prison. You can get anything else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So did he do you think there's a chance

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Speaker 1: did he actually has a Nintendo DS?

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Speaker 4: Cow?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, what are some of the cool things you saw?

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Speaker 2: What's some of the cool things you saw while you

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Speaker 2: were there? Though that You're like, go, how did this

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Listen the DVD DVD player a DVD player, that's how

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Speaker 5: That's how old I am that somebody got in a

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Speaker 3: And when I was locked up.

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Speaker 6: There was a guard who got in trouble for bringing

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Speaker 6: in Haroy what. Yeah, guards bring in every list and

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Speaker 6: the guard everything if they see their lying.

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Speaker 1: I think the guards are trying to bring up.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the doodlers sayings brought in brought in that Nintendo DS.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you, yeah.

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Speaker 5: The diddler definitely did, okay, And the diddler was diddling

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Speaker 5: the DS.

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Speaker 4: He was.

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Speaker 1: Danielle. Yeah, call him Moore. Wait, one last question. We

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Speaker 1: never even asked what did you do?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 1: I don't think said she went for stealing a car? Right?

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Speaker 1: I I got so taken. I was so excited about

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Speaker 1: the diddling ds. How long you got six years? Three years?

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Speaker 1: Three years?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, almost three years. Yeah, violation because I got

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Speaker 3: caught twice steal in a car. Yeah, with the twenty days.

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Speaker 1: With twenty day m Hey, wait, last question for you.

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Speaker 1: Since you were locked up, you went through it all.

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Speaker 1: You say, listen, people bring in the craziest things. Last one,

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on when you hear Jed says, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want to bring in a jump rope. What's your

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Speaker 1: immediate thought and everything? Danielle, you're such a good caller.

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Speaker 1: I might have to buy you a new phone because

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Speaker 1: I don't want to miss a single word that you say. Again, Yeah, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put Danielle. I'm putting you on hold so

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Speaker 1: we can save your number. I'm definitely want you on again.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we'll.

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Speaker 1: Talk to you later. One last one, Hey, oh my man.

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Speaker 4: I have to I just couldn't let it go. He yo,

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Speaker 4: my man, listen. Ten one dollar bills. It's all I

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Speaker 4: would bring in with me. That's all I need. Because

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Speaker 4: you got the money, then you get the power. Then

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Speaker 4: you get the respect. With the money, I get everything

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Speaker 4: I need to take over in it. And that's a

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Speaker 4: reck cree.

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Speaker 1: So when you get in there and you're buying things

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Speaker 1: with one with the one hundred dollars, what are the

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Speaker 1: first things you get with that money to ensure that

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Speaker 1: biggest guy in there, no man.

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Speaker 4: First, when I would get me it's a nice I

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Speaker 4: would go and get a get me a tool per se,

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Speaker 4: which would be like a nice ice pick. And then

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Speaker 4: I would go to one of the guards that I

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Speaker 4: know has got the motion in the ocean and be like, yo,

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Speaker 4: my man, I need something, you know, to make some

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Speaker 4: money in here, and you know I'll cut you in

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Speaker 4: on it all time. You got some fifty fifty the

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Speaker 4: whole time? Why say that though d rugs? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: d rugs. And then again then what happens with that

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Speaker 4: is I spread love to my people's with that and

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Speaker 4: be like, hey, I got this, this and that, and

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Speaker 4: that's how you get control of everything. And then you

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Speaker 4: get the cell phone with that, because with the d rugs,

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Speaker 4: I passed out to somebody that has one and then

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Speaker 4: get the cell phone and then that's it. It's question.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Jed wants a string, a piece of string. He

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Speaker 1: wants yarn, essentially six yarn.

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Speaker 4: No, they have jump ropes in Dead Jed, Okay, Mine,

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Speaker 4: I did it.

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Speaker 1: I'll text you. Guilty as charged