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Speaker 1: There's a story in the news that I think completely

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Speaker 1: can play out on our show because we've done stuff

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Speaker 1: like this before. You know how we always get into

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Speaker 1: like the stupid reason got into a fight. Stupid reason

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Speaker 1: you called nine one one, right, so we're going to

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Speaker 1: get into that eight seven seven nine seven one four

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Speaker 1: seven because get this. On Monday afternoon. Last Monday, police

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Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania responded to a domestic disturbance involving siblings fighting

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Speaker 1: over a sticky bun. So I have the audio of

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Speaker 1: the dispatcher a sticky bun. So this is the dispatcher

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Speaker 1: making the call to the police, and I thought it

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Speaker 2: I got a.

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Speaker 3: Semessic in progress, no weapons, no inttations. The girl as

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Speaker 3: eight elundured girl ass. It is between siblings over who

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Speaker 3: ate the last sticky bond. Now they're starting to kill

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Speaker 4: Sil my childhood. Stop hiding the little Debbie's cake. So

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Speaker 4: we wanted to know, dumb fight you got into a reason?

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Speaker 4: You called nine one one? Jenny, Did you call nine

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Speaker 4: one one over something silly?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my niece did. Actually, uh so we had a

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Speaker 6: Super Bowl party and she ate like a raw chicken

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Speaker 6: wing and it was at a family party and she

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Speaker 6: went to her rooms for twenty minutes and we didn't know,

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Speaker 6: but she called nine one one and the ambulance came,

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Speaker 6: the police came, and they asked us, like, what the

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Speaker 6: hell is going on? Uh, and the whole family just

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Speaker 6: like we all panicked obviously because we were concerned about

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Speaker 6: how she is. And well, yeah, she just said that

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Speaker 6: she fell sick because she ate that chicken and she

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Speaker 6: she learned in class that, like, you know, you can

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Speaker 6: get really stick by that. But yeah, eventually it got resolved,

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Speaker 6: but we definitely weren't so concerned. And yeah we got

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Speaker 6: really mad at my dad, who meet the chicken wing.

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Speaker 1: So but that's not really a stupid reason. I mean,

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Speaker 1: she could have been sick. She could have the chicken

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Speaker 1: the bone could have gotten her throat, like you know

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just like but I think like it

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Speaker 7: At my dad who needs the food.

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Speaker 1: Okay, did the nine one one operator? Did the fire

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Speaker 1: department get and go? How'd you make these winks, sir,

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Speaker 1: show us howd you made these wings?

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Speaker 6: You know, I felt so embarrassing. It was just such

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Speaker 6: a glow.

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Speaker 4: For for my dad, Jenny, thanks for calling in.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh

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Speaker 1: four seven. Want to know about a stupid fight you

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Speaker 1: got into? Or stupid reasons you called nine one one?

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Speaker 3: Like this one a me second progress, no weapons, no intoxications.

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Speaker 3: The hundred girl as eight hundred girl ass. It is

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Speaker 3: between siblings over who ate the last sticky bon Now

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Speaker 3: they're streatening to kill each other.

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Speaker 1: Listen, how careful that is? How important is that there's

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Speaker 1: no intoxication, no drugs, no weapons. A brother and a

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Speaker 1: they're going to kill each other. Hilarious? Eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: nine four seven Rebecca, good morning. What's a stupid reason

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Speaker 1: you called nine one one?

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Speaker 8: Okay, so back when beepers were still a thing. I

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Speaker 8: don't know if you remember, but if you really wanted

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Speaker 8: somebody to call you back, you would put nine one

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Speaker 8: one after you put your number in. Do you remember that?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Okay, So I was like fifteen, So I was like

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Speaker 8: texting some boy of course, and he wouldn't call me back.

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Speaker 8: So I was like, all right, I'm gonna put my

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Speaker 8: after But when I went to dial the number, I

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Speaker 8: nine one one.

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Speaker 4: Oh no.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, So all I hear and I'm like fifteen.

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Speaker 8: It's like midnight, it's a school night. My parents are asleep,

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Speaker 8: What's wrong? And I'm like nothing, I promise, like nothing's wrong.

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Speaker 8: It's nothing's wrong because I'm like, there's gonna be an

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Speaker 8: emergency if you send somebody and you wake up my parents.

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 7: Anything happened? Did they send police anyway?

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Speaker 8: Yes, because I tried to explain to her what happened,

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Speaker 8: and she's just like not believing.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what you're talking about. She's like, I'm

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Speaker 8: And She's asked me who's in my house and I'm

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Speaker 8: then like I don't know how long it passed, like

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Speaker 8: don't hear anything, but I see police car lights.

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Speaker 2: O man, and.

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Speaker 8: I'm like no, no, no. I run up the stairs

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Speaker 8: I'm like in my pajamas, like half opening the door

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Speaker 8: if you wake up my parents, like I don't even

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Speaker 8: And I'm trying to explain to him. You know when

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Speaker 8: like telling them to hurry and call you back. That's

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Speaker 6: Nothing's wrong.

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Speaker 8: He shining the flashlights in my windows the job.

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Speaker 4: So did your parents find out?

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Speaker 8: No, I am forty five years old into this day.

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Speaker 8: I still don't know that it happened. And yeah, he

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Speaker 8: was questioning me hard to like who's in your house?

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Speaker 8: Do I need to come in? What were you doing?

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Speaker 8: Like looking around? And even after like I kind of

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Speaker 8: watching his own window. He was like searching around the

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Speaker 4: I'm sure, Wow, that's a good cop.

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Speaker 7: If it was a great nineties story you had beepers

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Speaker 7: in a split level home. That really took me back, Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 8: And I was like, this is only a story like

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Speaker 8: millennials or Gen African kind of you know, tell or whatever.

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Speaker 8: But I was like, yeah, he was a good cop,

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Speaker 8: and it's good they sent somebody out. But I was like,

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna need you if you wake up my parents.

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Speaker 8: And the hard thing was I had nobody to tell

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Speaker 8: Do you know what happened?

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Speaker 4: Thanks for Becca for sharing that story. Yeah, thank you,

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Speaker 4: Thank you guys. But Arnold tell us about a dumb

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Speaker 4: reason you call the police or nine one.

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Speaker 2: One of me and a couple of the little neighborhood

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Speaker 2: and there's a paper in there, that's what they're useful,

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Speaker 2: and you know, they just dared me. I was the

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Speaker 2: just kind of just said, oh, Fernie's killing my mom.

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Speaker 2: So Fernie is my brother, my older brother, he's a

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Speaker 2: minutes later, you know, we get I'm already back in

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Speaker 2: my in our unit, and then the cops. You know,

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Speaker 2: my mom calls me, so she says, Andrew, come here.

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Speaker 2: So I go over there. There's a couple of cops there,

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Speaker 2: and not too happy and they said, you know, this

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Speaker 2: we could be out, you know, saving someone else that

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Speaker 2: those lines. So pretty much gave me the rundown on

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Speaker 2: how their time could be used somewhere else, you know,

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Speaker 2: be pretty serious consequences. So, you know, I was pretty

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Speaker 2: much it and you know, believe it or not, at

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Speaker 2: the time spankings we were approved, then I approved look

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Speaker 2: at spankings then yeah. So I definitely felt a couple

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Speaker 2: of thanks there.

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Speaker 4: But you know, it's pretty.

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Speaker 5: Funny thing though, that they knew that I was a

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Speaker 5: prank because could you imagine, like you get a call

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Speaker 5: like someone's killing your mom, Like they could have came

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Speaker 5: in with their guns down, Yet we got a Texas.

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Speaker 1: Says you were with the dumb reag You called nine

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Speaker 1: one one, and Mandy goes, I'm a nine on one dispatcher.

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Speaker 1: I could tell you half the world has oh that

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Speaker 1: all had called the one arnold.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for calling in, dude, I appreciate one.

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Speaker 1: Here's another text. I called nine on one on my

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Speaker 1: own party. I was ready for bed all my friends

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Speaker 1: had left my ex husband and his friends were not

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Speaker 7: So I ended the party complained way to go, Amy, Yes,

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Speaker 7: and she said X too. So she's like, he was

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Speaker 7: a loser then and he's gone.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 7: Do you remember when we had my dad on for

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Speaker 7: the time I called nine one one when I was

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Speaker 7: a kid, So we were playing soccer in my front

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Speaker 7: the window in what was the living room, which I

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Speaker 7: was never allowed to go in any way, and my

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Speaker 7: dad was about ready to come home. So I get

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Speaker 7: on the phone and I call nine one one and

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Speaker 7: I'm like, listen, here's what's happening. My dad is going

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Speaker 7: to kill me. So I need a police officer here

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Speaker 7: because this is gonna be bad, really really bad. So

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Speaker 7: police showed up, and then my dad showed up, and

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Speaker 7: when he was on the area, he's like, it's a

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Speaker 7: good thing he called the police because I would have

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Speaker 7: whipped his little He's like, but the cops were around,

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Speaker 7: so I figured I better cool it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, here's a tax Chris.

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Speaker 1: Chris says, I called nine oh one because you guys

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Speaker 1: played too many past episodes as new ones. I told

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Speaker 1: him I need some new John j Ridge content. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, it's John day Ridge.