WEBVTT - Clarence Thomas thanks Ted Cruz for defending him against ethics complaints

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<v Speaker 1>Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Monday. It's been Metal

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<v Speaker 1>of Honor Monday. It's been a good time. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>all over the map. So we're in case you're just

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<v Speaker 1>now joining us. We're about to have just a little

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<v Speaker 1>brief talk here about it was an email. I won't

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<v Speaker 1>go over it all again, but the guys wanting to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think some Republicans just want to move on?

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to I'm gonna cover this in a

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<v Speaker 1>more broad way because it's not really going to be

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<v Speaker 1>about one specific person, although Trump's the central figure in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Before Donald Trump came along, the GOP was very, very different. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that it always was the same. Parties change

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<v Speaker 1>all the time over time. Parties change all the time

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<v Speaker 1>over time, the mood of the base changes, the political

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<v Speaker 1>leaders changes, the mood of the country itself changes. There

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<v Speaker 1>are a variety of factors. But the Republican Party of

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<v Speaker 1>today does that looked like the Republican Party of two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>But that doesn't look like the Republican Party of nineteen fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>But that you see what I mean? They change all

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<v Speaker 1>the time that change is almost we not almost, it

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<v Speaker 1>is always resisted by the people who are currently running

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<v Speaker 1>things the way it is. So the GOP prior to Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call this the George Bush GOP. This is not

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<v Speaker 1>meant to be insulting, although I'm not a big fan.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a great way to describe what it was,

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<v Speaker 1>the George Bush GOP. What was it? Fairly Socially conservative.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they're going to do really well in evangelical

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<v Speaker 1>circles and things like that, Orthodox Jews, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to do well in those circles. People who

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<v Speaker 1>vote on social issues, gay marriage, abortion, that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Fiscally okay, spent way too much money, really good on taxes,

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<v Speaker 1>big on low taxes. Let's cut your taxes. Let's get

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<v Speaker 1>these taxes down. Immigrants, total disaster. They it was an

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<v Speaker 1>effort to be quote compassionate conservatives. Well, you can come

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<v Speaker 1>into the country, just come in the right way. How

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<v Speaker 1>many times have you heard a Republican say that, just

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<v Speaker 1>come in the right way. Now we're flooded with one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred million freaking foreigners of people who came the right way.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was GOP Central GOP big business were working

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<v Speaker 1>hand in hand, and it was endless foreigners all the

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<v Speaker 1>time into the country. Now that is one thing. It

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<v Speaker 1>was here's another thing. It was invade everywhere all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>This comes back to the g WATT, the Global War

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<v Speaker 1>on Terror. I know because I was part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>The thinking was the United States military should go marching

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<v Speaker 1>all over the globe in order to defeat radical jihad.

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<v Speaker 1>And then of course these morons would bring in refugees

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<v Speaker 1>from these countries where we're fighting the war. And now

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<v Speaker 1>we have the Muslim call to prayer in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>But either way, that's how the GOP operated. Heavy on

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<v Speaker 1>the foreign war, heavy on the foreigners. Well, those two issues,

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<v Speaker 1>in particular the base. You know how I said, the

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<v Speaker 1>base itself will guide kind of how the party changes

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<v Speaker 1>Democratic Republican. The base really disliked those two things. Over

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<v Speaker 1>enough time the g WATT was really popular. Is certainly

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<v Speaker 1>right after nine to eleven. Boy, the bloom faded on

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<v Speaker 1>that one quickly. Foreigners Americans, while we had money pouring

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<v Speaker 1>in and good jobs. Americans in general are kind people.

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<v Speaker 1>So you hear, hey, we're bringing in a thousand refugees

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<v Speaker 1>from Afghanistan, you think, oh, good. I want those people

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<v Speaker 1>to have a better life. Maybe they'll be at church

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<v Speaker 1>with me on Sunday. We were finding out that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily the case. Okay, So because the mood of the

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<v Speaker 1>base changed, that that is what allowed Donald Trump to

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<v Speaker 1>capture the GOP and that I don't mean that in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad way when he came down that escalator. Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>won the GOP primary voter over in one speech. And

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<v Speaker 1>what did he say in that speech? He stood up

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<v Speaker 1>and he said things that obviously we're used to now,

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<v Speaker 1>but nobody has said these things before and for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, and the GOP is certainly not a major

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<v Speaker 1>presidential figure. He got up and he said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Mexico is not senate, it's best people. They're sending a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of druggies and rapists over here. Well, obviously, not

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<v Speaker 1>only is that true, no one else was talking like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And we wanted to hear that because we knew that

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<v Speaker 1>was true too. And so a huge part of the

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<v Speaker 1>GOP base said, that's my guy, that's my guy, Get

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<v Speaker 1>me the one who will stop it, and that he

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<v Speaker 1>was always ranting about foreign wars and how dumb they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Why'd we go to Iraq. Trump was the og on

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<v Speaker 1>anti Iraq all that other stuff. So Donald Trump over

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<v Speaker 1>the last ten years and the America First Movement have

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<v Speaker 1>started to radically change those two major things. The foreign

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<v Speaker 1>war thing. I know you're going to email about Iran,

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<v Speaker 1>I know he screwed up. I got that. But the

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<v Speaker 1>no foreign war thing in the foreigners thing I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>at the very beginning of this show, one hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars fee. Now, if you want to bring in an

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<v Speaker 1>h one b We're we're getting progress. Border closed, we

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<v Speaker 1>are stripping visas away from people, We're blocking country. We

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<v Speaker 1>are taking steps the GOP would never have taken under

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<v Speaker 1>George Bush on these things ever in a million years.

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<v Speaker 1>But that brings me to this. So many Republicans who

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<v Speaker 1>were running things under the Bush GOP, they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>wait out Donald Trump. They understand by now that it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do any good to slam up against him, to

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<v Speaker 1>run against him, because you will lose Donald Trump. If

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<v Speaker 1>you declare war on him, he will declare war back

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<v Speaker 1>on you. He will recruit and has recruited several times

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<v Speaker 1>over primary candidates, and you will lose your seat and

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<v Speaker 1>the House of Representatives or the Senate. If you go

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<v Speaker 1>to war with Donald Trump, that lesson has been learned

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<v Speaker 1>the hard way by many many Republicans over the last

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<v Speaker 1>ten years. You are not going to win that battle.

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<v Speaker 1>You are not. I mean, shoot, radio hosts have learned

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<v Speaker 1>that if you dare criticize Donald Trump ever, your email

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<v Speaker 1>inbox will be full of people screaming at you and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm changing the channel and whatever. I mean. Obviously, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never given a crap about that, but it's true. It's

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<v Speaker 1>beaten down. In fact, one guy I know, I won't

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<v Speaker 1>go into who this is, you would definitely have heard

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<v Speaker 1>of him before. One guy I know flat out told

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<v Speaker 1>me that he considered quitting when Trump first started running

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<v Speaker 1>because he didn't like him and he was insulting him

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<v Speaker 1>and his audience was so mad about it he considered

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<v Speaker 1>just giving up. So again, it didn't do any good

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time to go up against Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>or to criticize Donald Trump. So what are these old

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<v Speaker 1>GOP types think, Mitch McConnell. This is exactly the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of person I'm talking about, think, Mitch McConnell. What did

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<v Speaker 1>they decide they were going to do? Well? If I

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<v Speaker 1>can't batter down the walls of your city. As I

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<v Speaker 1>lay siege to your city. Your walls are too big,

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<v Speaker 1>they're impregnable. Every time I try, I lose a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of men. If I can't batter down the walls of

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<v Speaker 1>your city to take your city, you know what I'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just set up shop around your city. I won't

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<v Speaker 1>let any food come in, i won't let any trade

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<v Speaker 1>go out. I'm going to simply weight you out, all

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<v Speaker 1>bank on you starving to death before I starve to death.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a siege. The old GOP types, the Mitch McConnell,

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<v Speaker 1>Mitt Romney types. That's what they've been doing for ten years,

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<v Speaker 1>and in fact they're doing it right now. They're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to wait out the America First Movement because they believe

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<v Speaker 1>something and they're wrong about this, but this is what

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<v Speaker 1>they believe. They believe that when Donald Trump is gone,

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<v Speaker 1>the GOP will simply revert back to what it was

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<v Speaker 1>when they ran things. That's what they believe. They think

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<v Speaker 1>that Trump is the problem. They don't realize this, and honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>to some extent, Trump doesn't realize this either. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>people who have changed. Donald Trump was the voice and

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<v Speaker 1>the leader of it, no question about it. But there

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<v Speaker 1>had to be a mood for Donald Trump, and there was,

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<v Speaker 1>and there is. And if the next guy, whoever that

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<v Speaker 1>next guy is, if he stands up and says what paraphrasing,

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<v Speaker 1>but if he stands up and says, we're going back

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<v Speaker 1>to George Bush Conservatism. In fact, we need more refugees here,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going to invade a bunch of places, he

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<v Speaker 1>would just get demolished in the primary. The Mitch mcconald

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<v Speaker 1>types believe we can go back if they just wait

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<v Speaker 1>him out. Why do you think they didn't pass the

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<v Speaker 1>Save America Act? Why do you think they didn't pass it?

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<v Speaker 1>They know you want it. It's an eighty twenty issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think they didn't do it? Because John

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<v Speaker 1>Thune is very much one of these types. He thinks,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a senator, I've got the money to run for reelection.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the dumb GOP primary voter will keep sending

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<v Speaker 1>me back over and over and over again. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be here for a long time after Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>is gone. All I have to do is wait him out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they're thinking. All right, we'll talk a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about Democrat fraud. Jasmine Crockett is poisonous. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Emails so much more still to come on

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<v Speaker 1>The show is the Jesse Kelly Show On a magnificent,

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Monday Memory. You can email us Jesse at Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>kellyshow dot com. Lets do some of these, Jesse. I

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<v Speaker 1>had the unfortunate need to go to the shopping mall

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<v Speaker 1>here in Rockland County, New York, just over the New

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey state line, and I noticed something. Kiosks throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>mall selling items and or services from fake jewelry to

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<v Speaker 1>fixing iPhones, and Kiosk after Kiosk after Kiosk, the same

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<v Speaker 1>story being run by a foreigner speaking broken English. There

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<v Speaker 1>was not one American. Whatever happened to the American dream starting?

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<v Speaker 1>And so on and so forth. I've told you before

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<v Speaker 1>that I like that this exists, not because I like it,

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<v Speaker 1>but because I like the Americans. They have to they

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<v Speaker 1>have to see with their eyes what an open orders

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<v Speaker 1>immigration system, what it has done to this country. I

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<v Speaker 1>like it that you have to walk through the mall

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<v Speaker 1>and I have to walk through the mall. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>same in my mall. I like it that you and

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<v Speaker 1>I have to walk through the mall and get bombarded

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<v Speaker 1>with these foreign hustlers selling all this scammy crap the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time, like you just crossed over to Tijuana and

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<v Speaker 1>you're down at the local flea market. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it because it's time for Americans to wake up,

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<v Speaker 1>wake up to the fact that our politicians, Republican and Democrat,

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<v Speaker 1>have been selling us down the river when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to immigration for a long long time, and we have

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<v Speaker 1>to loudly tell them we have had enough. Jesse, some

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<v Speaker 1>of us have to work a full time job, can't

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<v Speaker 1>make it through the entire day and back to the

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<v Speaker 1>comfort of our own home and sanitary toilet to drop

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<v Speaker 1>the cosbys off at the pool. I have a full

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<v Speaker 1>time job, Okay, it is full time, Chris. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the effort it takes to come up with this

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<v Speaker 1>great stuff. Anyway, Between these two options, which would you

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<v Speaker 1>choose an air conditioned single toilet bathroom that is shared

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<v Speaker 1>by all your coworkers, both male and female, or two,

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<v Speaker 1>a non air conditioned single toilet bathroom that only you use.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep in mind, I live in the same Houston heat

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<v Speaker 1>you do, he said, sincerely, A paranoid pooper such as yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not paranoid. I don't like public restrooms because people

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<v Speaker 1>are disgusting and they don't clean up after themselves and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't wash their hands, and I just find the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing to be absolutely repulsive. So the options were

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<v Speaker 1>a nice air conditioned one I share, or no air

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<v Speaker 1>conditioning by myself. I would rather have no conditioning by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris, Chris said, it's one hundred and five out today, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the heat index is actually one hundred and nine yesterday, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, But let me explain something. I have

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<v Speaker 1>taken hotter poops than you can possibly imagine. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any idea how hot it is in Kuwait? I've been. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a lot of places, the Mohave Desert, the Thailand.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a lot of very very hot, muggy places,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the Mexico. Been to all these places.

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<v Speaker 1>Never ever in my life have I experienced heat like Kuwait.

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<v Speaker 1>We were used to extreme heat because we were just

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<v Speaker 1>getting back, we were getting out of Iraq. They were

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<v Speaker 1>processing us out of the country. So and again we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had air conditioning in ages. But our bodies, young, strong,

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<v Speaker 1>bodies are used to the heat. When we got to KO,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like it was its own life force. It

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<v Speaker 1>was so freaking hot. And you know what, we had

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<v Speaker 1>to use the bathroom in down there outdoor porta John's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we had to use the bathroom in. Did

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy that experience? No, of course not. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>dying to get back home to a clean toilet and

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioning. And yeah, but I can handle doing some

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<v Speaker 1>sweating if I don't have to worry about you and

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<v Speaker 1>your filth. I say number two all day long. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>tell you right now, we hope to move studios. We're

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<v Speaker 1>back in our studio that was flooded out. We were

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<v Speaker 1>hoping to move probably next year to a different one.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's gonna be the most prima donna I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>been in my entire life. I'm telling you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I want my own bathroom. We have a public one here,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to share with everybody in the frigging building.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my own bathroom. Chris, Is that is that

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come off as high maintenance to the suits If

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<v Speaker 1>I say that, it is what what Chris said, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any other high maintenance things that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not a high maintenance person. But that's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a bad thing to ask the

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<v Speaker 1>suits what Chris, Yeah, no, when I said my own,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong, I'll take my own that you

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<v Speaker 1>and Corey don't use. But if it's just us three,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with that because everyone washes their hands. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a clean office. I just want to move someplace

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<v Speaker 1>where we have our own toilet. We have our own toilet,

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<v Speaker 1>and Chris will get a cleaning lady. If Trump hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>deported them all, she'll come in and clean. I did

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up to Aub yesterday. I brought it up

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<v Speaker 1>that I would like her to come in and clean

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<v Speaker 1>the office once in a while. There was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of pushback. There was a lot of pushback. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>there was even some yelling involved, especially because she had

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<v Speaker 1>just got done cleaning the whole house and that was

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<v Speaker 1>probably not timing wise. That probably wasn't the right time

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<v Speaker 1>to step in and say, hey, the office could use

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<v Speaker 1>some dusting. But you know what, I'll wait till she's

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<v Speaker 1>in a better mood and I'll ask again. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>all that worked out, is the Jesse Kelly Show a

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<v Speaker 1>magnifficent Wonderful Monday. If you miss any part of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>you can download at iHeart Spotify iTunes. So I love

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<v Speaker 1>Clarence Thomas.

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<v Speaker 2>There were those who thought that I should think a

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<v Speaker 2>certain way, and the difficulty has been that they said that, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're confused. Well, I'm not confused. You're confused. You confuse

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<v Speaker 2>me with someone who's been an indentured servitude or something.

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<v Speaker 2>But at any rate, they think that here's the way

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<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to think. Again, here's your skin color. There's

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<v Speaker 2>this kind of deterministic view that you're supposed to think

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<v Speaker 2>this because we say so, and I of course decline

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<v Speaker 2>that invitation. And so now that means it's something that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a walking contradiction because I've deviated from their perception

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<v Speaker 2>of what I should think.

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<v Speaker 1>That man has had to endure so much nastiness from

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<v Speaker 1>the left because he's a black dude who loves the

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<v Speaker 1>country and loves the Constitution and speaks lovingly about America

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<v Speaker 1>and defends it loudly. And he's a black dude who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't get up and lie to his people. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get up in poor lies into the black community, telling

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<v Speaker 1>them all about all the injustice and then everything he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do that he's never done that. He gets up

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<v Speaker 1>and tells people, you can succeed in this country. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what he tells people. And that's harsh to hear. Sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's harsh to hear when so many other leaders, as

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<v Speaker 1>I've brought up over and over and over again in

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<v Speaker 1>the black community, intentionally pour poison into their own community. Lies, ridiculous,

0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:22.200
<v Speaker 1>outright lies. It comes from black pastors and black entertainers

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<v Speaker 1>and black politicians, black athletes, and not only that, not

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<v Speaker 1>only do they tell the lies, they feel obligated to

0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.800
<v Speaker 1>tell the lies because they're get in trouble if they

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell the lies. And what it's done is it's

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<v Speaker 1>created such a poisonous environment for so many people who

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<v Speaker 1>can't break out of it. Listen to Jasmine Crockett, Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the listen to this.

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<v Speaker 3>I am concerned about the fact that we continue to

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<v Speaker 3>see these mysterious deaths taking place in places like Mississippi

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<v Speaker 3>and historically, whether it's Nolan Wells or Tasia or or

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<v Speaker 3>the long list of names that we could go through

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<v Speaker 3>Sean that are being found hung or otherwise under these

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<v Speaker 3>mysterious circumstances, when it is clear to everyone on the

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<v Speaker 3>outside that y'all are just failing to invest you.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a single white person was involved in any of

0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:26.640
<v Speaker 1>those three cases. The one black lady who got lynched

0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:29.879
<v Speaker 1>was lynched by her black boyfriend. The other one was

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it a suicide. There wasn't any racism and nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>But again, not only does she live in a world

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<v Speaker 1>of poison, constantly pours that poison into eyes and ears,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is poisonous, freaking terrible. Man, you know it's

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<v Speaker 1>not terrible. Ron DeSantis, Man, are we gonna miss it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm concerned about the fact that that's the wrong cut

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<v Speaker 3>this one.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna tell the truth about communism and state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to tell the truth about the evils of communism.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to tell the truth about the unprecedented death

0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:11.920
<v Speaker 4>toll of the twentieth century at the hands of communist tyranny.

0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:18.240
<v Speaker 4>One hundred million killed at the hands of communist regimes,

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<v Speaker 4>spreading from China to the Soviet Union to Cuba. Those

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<v Speaker 4>are the facts, and those are what we need to

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<v Speaker 4>be very clear eyed about.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>We have signed in previous years legislation that codified in

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<v Speaker 4>state law Victims of Communism Day for November seventh of

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<v Speaker 4>every year. So we launched that in twenty twenty two

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<v Speaker 4>and we're now here today now. As part of that,

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<v Speaker 4>the legislation required forty five minutes of instruction in a

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<v Speaker 4>US government class on topics related to the history of communism.

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<v Speaker 4>So all of those topics are just the truth of

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<v Speaker 4>what actually happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderful what a different country we would be if kids

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<v Speaker 1>in K through twelve schools graduated as seniors knowing that

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<v Speaker 1>communism is the spawn of Satan. They don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Nothing. Hey Jesse, I'd love that you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the fact that racial tensions were largely non existent

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties. People from our generation have been confused

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<v Speaker 1>about what happened, but you explained it very well. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>also say the same about the gays lesbians, meaning we

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<v Speaker 1>had gotten to a point where nobody really cared. You

0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:40.560
<v Speaker 1>explained that very well too, And I love the wire

0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:46.480
<v Speaker 1>You Gay interview. Look that scat was picked at intentionally,

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<v Speaker 1>and Barack Obama is largely responsible for that. If you

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<v Speaker 1>are young enough, no, you're not dumb. You haven't done

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<v Speaker 1>anything wrong. But you really, truly do not understand that

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<v Speaker 1>America in the nineties, before really, before Barack Obama came along, No,

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't racial harmony. That's not a thing that exists

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<v Speaker 1>or will ever exist. There's always going to be division there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that it wasn't some utopia, not saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was just never talked about. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was something you didn't think about ever. Ever, it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>come up. But Barack Obama, in his poisonous common ways,

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<v Speaker 1>he knew that race communism, As we've talked about so

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<v Speaker 1>many times before, it's by far the easiest cell to

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<v Speaker 1>the masses. It always has been. It wasn't China, it

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<v Speaker 1>was in the Soviet Union, it is here in America.

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<v Speaker 1>Race communism is the easiest cell. Everyone with your skin

0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:50.119
<v Speaker 1>color is good, and in fact, not only are you good,

0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:53.760
<v Speaker 1>you've been preyed upon by everyone with that skin color.

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<v Speaker 1>So so incredibly easy, and Obama really launched it, and

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<v Speaker 1>now we have this. Look. I'll tell you this, young

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:05.880
<v Speaker 1>white kids today are way more racist than they were

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties. They are. I hear the way these

0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>young men joke when I go to these local sporting

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:15.640
<v Speaker 1>events and stuff like that. And a lot of that's

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:18.760
<v Speaker 1>just young men, you know, like in the say like

0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.399
<v Speaker 1>saying edgy things. Young men like to do things for

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<v Speaker 1>shock value. I get a lot of that, but not

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<v Speaker 1>all of it. They look they talk in ways My

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:32.280
<v Speaker 1>friends and I never talked, just didn't. It never occurred

0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:37.400
<v Speaker 1>to us. But why, well, you get enough of this? Crow.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm concerned about the fact that we continue to see

0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:48.719
<v Speaker 3>these mysterious deaths taking place in places like Mississippi and historically,

0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:53.879
<v Speaker 3>whether it's Nolan Wells or Tasia or the long list

0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:58.240
<v Speaker 3>of names that we could go through Sean that are

0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 3>being found hung or are otherwise under these mysterious circumstances

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:06.359
<v Speaker 3>when it is clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Just lies, over and over and over again. Lies, Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>People talking about who should represent the GOP going into

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty eight election always mentioned Vance and Rubio and DeSantis.

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<v Speaker 1>No one ever talks about Stephen Miller as a candidate.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not. Can you picture a debate between Steven Miller

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<v Speaker 1>and Gavin Newsom. I would pay good money to see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Some might say Miller is to right wing, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's what it's going to take to save the country.

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<v Speaker 1>What say you, Well, I don't know Stephen. To clarify,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know him at all. I've always been so

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<v Speaker 1>impressed with Stephen Miller, not just how bold he is

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<v Speaker 1>on the issue of immigration, but what a great messenger

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>he is when he's driving this point forward about why

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<v Speaker 1>this is bad and why that's bad and why that's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Stephen Miller a lot. But remember this, most people,

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<v Speaker 1>most people, they don't want to be the boss at

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<v Speaker 1>whatever company you work for. They don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>the manager. Some people do, sure, most people don't. Most

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:19.000
<v Speaker 1>people they don't want leadership. That doesn't mean you're by

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 1>the way. If that's you, that doesn't mean you're a

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<v Speaker 1>failure or bad. Everyone can't be a leader. Otherwise they

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:26.520
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be leaders. It's not that some people are just

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<v Speaker 1>your worker bees. That's the way they are.

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<v Speaker 3>That's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not running i art. I don't want to run

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<v Speaker 1>my art. I want to do my show and go

0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:36.080
<v Speaker 1>home and screw off. So that's me. I'm not pointing fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people don't want to be president. To be president, look,

0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:44.159
<v Speaker 1>I know there's a lot of perks, don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Being president would suck. It really would it would suck.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard a word about Steven Miller being interested

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<v Speaker 1>in being president. Guy like that probably better off being

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<v Speaker 1>right next to the president, right. See Kelly Show final

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<v Speaker 1>second of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be back tomorrow to do it again. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes, and you can email me

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<v Speaker 1>your love, your hate, and your death threats Jesse at

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris, I didn't tell you. I

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up yesterday. So here's the deal. In our living room,

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 1>we have a coffee table like people do. This is big.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big coffee table though its huge, unbelievably convenient

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<v Speaker 1>for ob Why. Well, she does the laundry. She's a woman,

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:45.159
<v Speaker 1>after all. She does the laundry. And when she pulls

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<v Speaker 1>clean laundry out of the dryer, she takes it over

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 1>to the big coffee table and she folds all the

0:26:51.520 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 1>clothes and lays it out on the coffee table. And

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 1>then she makes the boys come put their clothes away. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever she does the laundry, I'm sitting there yesterday. The

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<v Speaker 1>Astros suck, right, But I'm watching anyway. It's Sunday afternoon,

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.239
<v Speaker 1>it's after church. Oh, I have a story about that

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 1>why I was home. But I'll get back to that moment, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the most devastating story in the world. It's

0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:15.679
<v Speaker 1>gonna get worse, trust me. Anyway, I'm at home watching

0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 1>the Astros game yesterday. I'm sitting in the living room

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 1>with Ah. She's watching it with me. She's doing laundry.

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<v Speaker 1>She's folding the laundry. But I was sitting in my chair,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's my chair, it's my recliner. She got me

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 1>the recliner. She was standing in between the recliner and

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 1>the television set. Now, granted, we do have a big

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>couch in there too, So I did was ask. I said,

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:51.639
<v Speaker 1>is there any way you could foold that somewhere else?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't land though. It really didn't, Chris, it really didn't.

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 1>She looked at me, staring daggers at me, and then

0:28:03.680 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 1>she looks at the gigantic couch and she says, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way you could sit somewhere else while I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>your laundry. I don't know why I said that anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to know why I was home, Chris, You're

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<v Speaker 1>about You're about to vomit. You're gonna be You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be legit. Probably mad at me. Yesterday told you the

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<v Speaker 1>Astros were playing the previous night. Saturday night, I decide,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm going to the game tomorrow. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked my family. Ob doesn't want to go, Boys don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go. I'm just gonna drive up. I've no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this before. I know you're gonna think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a loser. I'll go by myself, not worried about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So on Saturday night, I log onto the app. I

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<v Speaker 1>forget what app it is, step Up or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I log into the app, No Seek SEEKI. I log

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<v Speaker 1>into the app and find the Astros game. I buy

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<v Speaker 1>not only a ticket, I buy a parking pass ticket

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking pass. Okay, we get up tomorrow. Yesterday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>we go to church. We drive separately because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>leave right from church and go to the afternoon. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a one o'clock game. We're gonna go right. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go right from church to the game. Ob and the

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<v Speaker 1>Boys is gonna go home. I take off, heading for

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<v Speaker 1>the game from church. I decide, oh, crap, I never

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<v Speaker 1>put those tickets in the little wallet thing on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>So I open up the app. No tickets. Huh. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I know I bought these tickets. No tickets. I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>at a red light, so I'm like, oh crap, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have time to deal with this right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>drive another couple miles. I pull over off to the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road because I've got to find my

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<v Speaker 1>tickets to get in the game. No tickets, no tickets anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so weird it out that I go look at

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<v Speaker 1>the credit card statement also on my phone. I most

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<v Speaker 1>definitely purchase tickets when I thought I purchased ticket. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought tickets for the game the night before. I

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<v Speaker 1>bought tickets for the game the night before. Two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars gone. And I'm so mad. I'm on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the road. I'm so mad that I actually pull

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<v Speaker 1>up the app again. I'm like, I'm going anyway. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't bring myself to spend the money after flushing that

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<v Speaker 1>money away, I couldn't bring myself to spend the money.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris the Chris said he didn't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>the nosebleeds. I'm fine with the nosebleeds that the ones

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<v Speaker 1>I had before were not right by the field or

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<v Speaker 1>anything like that. But two hundred dollars because I bought

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<v Speaker 1>tickets to a gain the wrong freaking game. I am

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<v Speaker 1>such an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>And now here's a headline.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the thing headlines didn't get to. It's official.

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<v Speaker 1>California Governor Gavin Newsom signs the Stop Nick Shirley Act

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<v Speaker 1>into law. Journalists can now be fined, in jailed for

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<v Speaker 1>uncovering Democrat fraud. That is how what I've explained so

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<v Speaker 1>many times before, the largest criminal network in the history

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<v Speaker 1>of the world is the Democrat Party in the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America. That they exist to help criminals steal.

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<v Speaker 1>What Trump said about ilhan Omar has Conservatives popping champagne.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently ICE has begun proceedings against iwan Omar. Illan Omar

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<v Speaker 1>committed immigration fraud. Do I think that she's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be denaturalized and deported. I don't know, but I could

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<v Speaker 1>see it, and she certainly deserves it. She can take

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<v Speaker 1>her old dirtball family with her. Washington Post ordered to

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<v Speaker 1>reinstate columnist Karen Attia At being terminated over Charlie Kirk posts,

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<v Speaker 1>we are in a dark place in this country. Jesse Er, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're reading it right. Dan Sullivan endorses Dan Sullivan over

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<v Speaker 1>Dan Sullivan in the Alaska Senate race. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>going to read you an explanation. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to read that headline, Souse. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was very entertaining. Exclusive US taxpayers fund two hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>thirty million dollars in woke intersectionality grants studying race, class,

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<v Speaker 1>and privilege. Remember what I just said about the Democrat

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<v Speaker 1>Party being the largest criminal network in the history of

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<v Speaker 1>the world. No criminal network operates on quite this scale.

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<v Speaker 1>We shall return tomorrow to do all this again and

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<v Speaker 1>have a good time. All right, That's all