Speaker 1: Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Monday. It's been Metal
Speaker 1: of Honor Monday. It's been a good time. We've been
Speaker 1: all over the map. So we're in case you're just
Speaker 1: now joining us. We're about to have just a little
Speaker 1: brief talk here about it was an email. I won't
Speaker 1: go over it all again, but the guys wanting to know.
Speaker 1: Do you think some Republicans just want to move on?
Speaker 1: So I want to I'm gonna cover this in a
Speaker 1: more broad way because it's not really going to be
Speaker 1: about one specific person, although Trump's the central figure in this.
Speaker 1: Before Donald Trump came along, the GOP was very, very different. Now,
Speaker 1: it's not that it always was the same. Parties change
Speaker 1: all the time over time. Parties change all the time
Speaker 1: over time, the mood of the base changes, the political
Speaker 1: leaders changes, the mood of the country itself changes. There
Speaker 1: are a variety of factors. But the Republican Party of
Speaker 1: today does that looked like the Republican Party of two thousand,
Speaker 1: But that doesn't look like the Republican Party of nineteen fifty.
Speaker 1: But that you see what I mean? They change all
Speaker 1: the time that change is almost we not almost, it
Speaker 1: is always resisted by the people who are currently running
Speaker 1: things the way it is. So the GOP prior to Trump.
Speaker 1: We'll call this the George Bush GOP. This is not
Speaker 1: meant to be insulting, although I'm not a big fan.
Speaker 1: It's just a great way to describe what it was,
Speaker 1: the George Bush GOP. What was it? Fairly Socially conservative.
Speaker 1: You know, they're going to do really well in evangelical
Speaker 1: circles and things like that, Orthodox Jews, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: They're going to do well in those circles. People who
Speaker 1: vote on social issues, gay marriage, abortion, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Fiscally okay, spent way too much money, really good on taxes,
Speaker 1: big on low taxes. Let's cut your taxes. Let's get
Speaker 1: these taxes down. Immigrants, total disaster. They it was an
Speaker 1: effort to be quote compassionate conservatives. Well, you can come
Speaker 1: into the country, just come in the right way. How
Speaker 1: many times have you heard a Republican say that, just
Speaker 1: come in the right way. Now we're flooded with one
Speaker 1: hundred million freaking foreigners of people who came the right way.
Speaker 1: But that was GOP Central GOP big business were working
Speaker 1: hand in hand, and it was endless foreigners all the
Speaker 1: time into the country. Now that is one thing. It
Speaker 1: was here's another thing. It was invade everywhere all the time.
Speaker 1: This comes back to the g WATT, the Global War
Speaker 1: on Terror. I know because I was part of it.
Speaker 1: The thinking was the United States military should go marching
Speaker 1: all over the globe in order to defeat radical jihad.
Speaker 1: And then of course these morons would bring in refugees
Speaker 1: from these countries where we're fighting the war. And now
Speaker 1: we have the Muslim call to prayer in the country.
Speaker 1: But either way, that's how the GOP operated. Heavy on
Speaker 1: the foreign war, heavy on the foreigners. Well, those two issues,
Speaker 1: in particular the base. You know how I said, the
Speaker 1: base itself will guide kind of how the party changes
Speaker 1: Democratic Republican. The base really disliked those two things. Over
Speaker 1: enough time the g WATT was really popular. Is certainly
Speaker 1: right after nine to eleven. Boy, the bloom faded on
Speaker 1: that one quickly. Foreigners Americans, while we had money pouring
Speaker 1: in and good jobs. Americans in general are kind people.
Speaker 1: So you hear, hey, we're bringing in a thousand refugees
Speaker 1: from Afghanistan, you think, oh, good. I want those people
Speaker 1: to have a better life. Maybe they'll be at church
Speaker 1: with me on Sunday. We were finding out that wasn't
Speaker 1: necessarily the case. Okay, So because the mood of the
Speaker 1: base changed, that that is what allowed Donald Trump to
Speaker 1: capture the GOP and that I don't mean that in a
Speaker 1: bad way when he came down that escalator. Donald Trump
Speaker 1: won the GOP primary voter over in one speech. And
Speaker 1: what did he say in that speech? He stood up
Speaker 1: and he said things that obviously we're used to now,
Speaker 1: but nobody has said these things before and for a
Speaker 1: long time, and the GOP is certainly not a major
Speaker 1: presidential figure. He got up and he said, you know,
Speaker 1: Mexico is not senate, it's best people. They're sending a
Speaker 1: bunch of druggies and rapists over here. Well, obviously, not
Speaker 1: only is that true, no one else was talking like that.
Speaker 1: And we wanted to hear that because we knew that
Speaker 1: was true too. And so a huge part of the
Speaker 1: GOP base said, that's my guy, that's my guy, Get
Speaker 1: me the one who will stop it, and that he
Speaker 1: was always ranting about foreign wars and how dumb they are.
Speaker 1: Why'd we go to Iraq. Trump was the og on
Speaker 1: anti Iraq all that other stuff. So Donald Trump over
Speaker 1: the last ten years and the America First Movement have
Speaker 1: started to radically change those two major things. The foreign
Speaker 1: war thing. I know you're going to email about Iran,
Speaker 1: I know he screwed up. I got that. But the
Speaker 1: no foreign war thing in the foreigners thing I mentioned
Speaker 1: at the very beginning of this show, one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars fee. Now, if you want to bring in an
Speaker 1: h one b We're we're getting progress. Border closed, we
Speaker 1: are stripping visas away from people, We're blocking country. We
Speaker 1: are taking steps the GOP would never have taken under
Speaker 1: George Bush on these things ever in a million years.
Speaker 1: But that brings me to this. So many Republicans who
Speaker 1: were running things under the Bush GOP, they're trying to
Speaker 1: wait out Donald Trump. They understand by now that it
Speaker 1: doesn't do any good to slam up against him, to
Speaker 1: run against him, because you will lose Donald Trump. If
Speaker 1: you declare war on him, he will declare war back
Speaker 1: on you. He will recruit and has recruited several times
Speaker 1: over primary candidates, and you will lose your seat and
Speaker 1: the House of Representatives or the Senate. If you go
Speaker 1: to war with Donald Trump, that lesson has been learned
Speaker 1: the hard way by many many Republicans over the last
Speaker 1: ten years. You are not going to win that battle.
Speaker 1: You are not. I mean, shoot, radio hosts have learned
Speaker 1: that if you dare criticize Donald Trump ever, your email
Speaker 1: inbox will be full of people screaming at you and
Speaker 1: I'm changing the channel and whatever. I mean. Obviously, I've
Speaker 1: never given a crap about that, but it's true. It's
Speaker 1: beaten down. In fact, one guy I know, I won't
Speaker 1: go into who this is, you would definitely have heard
Speaker 1: of him before. One guy I know flat out told
Speaker 1: me that he considered quitting when Trump first started running
Speaker 1: because he didn't like him and he was insulting him
Speaker 1: and his audience was so mad about it he considered
Speaker 1: just giving up. So again, it didn't do any good
Speaker 1: for a long time to go up against Donald Trump
Speaker 1: or to criticize Donald Trump. So what are these old
Speaker 1: GOP types think, Mitch McConnell. This is exactly the kind
Speaker 1: of person I'm talking about, think, Mitch McConnell. What did
Speaker 1: they decide they were going to do? Well? If I
Speaker 1: can't batter down the walls of your city. As I
Speaker 1: lay siege to your city. Your walls are too big,
Speaker 1: they're impregnable. Every time I try, I lose a bunch
Speaker 1: of men. If I can't batter down the walls of
Speaker 1: your city to take your city, you know what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll just set up shop around your city. I won't
Speaker 1: let any food come in, i won't let any trade
Speaker 1: go out. I'm going to simply weight you out, all
Speaker 1: bank on you starving to death before I starve to death.
Speaker 1: It's a siege. The old GOP types, the Mitch McConnell,
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney types. That's what they've been doing for ten years,
Speaker 1: and in fact they're doing it right now. They're trying
Speaker 1: to wait out the America First Movement because they believe
Speaker 1: something and they're wrong about this, but this is what
Speaker 1: they believe. They believe that when Donald Trump is gone,
Speaker 1: the GOP will simply revert back to what it was
Speaker 1: when they ran things. That's what they believe. They think
Speaker 1: that Trump is the problem. They don't realize this, and honestly,
Speaker 1: to some extent, Trump doesn't realize this either. It's the
Speaker 1: people who have changed. Donald Trump was the voice and
Speaker 1: the leader of it, no question about it. But there
Speaker 1: had to be a mood for Donald Trump, and there was,
Speaker 1: and there is. And if the next guy, whoever that
Speaker 1: next guy is, if he stands up and says what paraphrasing,
Speaker 1: but if he stands up and says, we're going back
Speaker 1: to George Bush Conservatism. In fact, we need more refugees here,
Speaker 1: and we're going to invade a bunch of places, he
Speaker 1: would just get demolished in the primary. The Mitch mcconald
Speaker 1: types believe we can go back if they just wait
Speaker 1: him out. Why do you think they didn't pass the
Speaker 1: Save America Act? Why do you think they didn't pass it?
Speaker 1: They know you want it. It's an eighty twenty issue.
Speaker 1: Why do you think they didn't do it? Because John
Speaker 1: Thune is very much one of these types. He thinks,
Speaker 1: I'm a senator, I've got the money to run for reelection.
Speaker 1: I know the dumb GOP primary voter will keep sending
Speaker 1: me back over and over and over again. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be here for a long time after Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is gone. All I have to do is wait him out.
Speaker 1: That's what they're thinking. All right, we'll talk a little
Speaker 1: bit about Democrat fraud. Jasmine Crockett is poisonous. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that. Emails so much more still to come on
Speaker 1: The show is the Jesse Kelly Show On a magnificent,
Speaker 1: wonderful Monday Memory. You can email us Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. Lets do some of these, Jesse. I
Speaker 1: had the unfortunate need to go to the shopping mall
Speaker 1: here in Rockland County, New York, just over the New
Speaker 1: Jersey state line, and I noticed something. Kiosks throughout the
Speaker 1: mall selling items and or services from fake jewelry to
Speaker 1: fixing iPhones, and Kiosk after Kiosk after Kiosk, the same
Speaker 1: story being run by a foreigner speaking broken English. There
Speaker 1: was not one American. Whatever happened to the American dream starting?
Speaker 1: And so on and so forth. I've told you before
Speaker 1: that I like that this exists, not because I like it,
Speaker 1: but because I like the Americans. They have to they
Speaker 1: have to see with their eyes what an open orders
Speaker 1: immigration system, what it has done to this country. I
Speaker 1: like it that you have to walk through the mall
Speaker 1: and I have to walk through the mall. It's the
Speaker 1: same in my mall. I like it that you and
Speaker 1: I have to walk through the mall and get bombarded
Speaker 1: with these foreign hustlers selling all this scammy crap the
Speaker 1: whole time, like you just crossed over to Tijuana and
Speaker 1: you're down at the local flea market. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it because it's time for Americans to wake up,
Speaker 1: wake up to the fact that our politicians, Republican and Democrat,
Speaker 1: have been selling us down the river when it comes
Speaker 1: to immigration for a long long time, and we have
Speaker 1: to loudly tell them we have had enough. Jesse, some
Speaker 1: of us have to work a full time job, can't
Speaker 1: make it through the entire day and back to the
Speaker 1: comfort of our own home and sanitary toilet to drop
Speaker 1: the cosbys off at the pool. I have a full
Speaker 1: time job, Okay, it is full time, Chris. You don't
Speaker 1: know the effort it takes to come up with this
Speaker 1: great stuff. Anyway, Between these two options, which would you
Speaker 1: choose an air conditioned single toilet bathroom that is shared
Speaker 1: by all your coworkers, both male and female, or two,
Speaker 1: a non air conditioned single toilet bathroom that only you use.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, I live in the same Houston heat
Speaker 1: you do, he said, sincerely, A paranoid pooper such as yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm not paranoid. I don't like public restrooms because people
Speaker 1: are disgusting and they don't clean up after themselves and
Speaker 1: they don't wash their hands, and I just find the
Speaker 1: whole thing to be absolutely repulsive. So the options were
Speaker 1: a nice air conditioned one I share, or no air
Speaker 1: conditioning by myself. I would rather have no conditioning by myself.
Speaker 1: What Chris, Chris said, it's one hundred and five out today, Well,
Speaker 1: the heat index is actually one hundred and nine yesterday, Chris.
Speaker 1: I understand that, But let me explain something. I have
Speaker 1: taken hotter poops than you can possibly imagine. Do you
Speaker 1: have any idea how hot it is in Kuwait? I've been. Look,
Speaker 1: I've been a lot of places, the Mohave Desert, the Thailand.
Speaker 1: I've been a lot of very very hot, muggy places,
Speaker 1: a lot of the Mexico. Been to all these places.
Speaker 1: Never ever in my life have I experienced heat like Kuwait.
Speaker 1: We were used to extreme heat because we were just
Speaker 1: getting back, we were getting out of Iraq. They were
Speaker 1: processing us out of the country. So and again we
Speaker 1: haven't had air conditioning in ages. But our bodies, young, strong,
Speaker 1: bodies are used to the heat. When we got to KO,
Speaker 1: it was like it was its own life force. It
Speaker 1: was so freaking hot. And you know what, we had
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom in down there outdoor porta John's.
Speaker 1: That's what we had to use the bathroom in. Did
Speaker 1: I enjoy that experience? No, of course not. You're just
Speaker 1: dying to get back home to a clean toilet and
Speaker 1: air conditioning. And yeah, but I can handle doing some
Speaker 1: sweating if I don't have to worry about you and
Speaker 1: your filth. I say number two all day long. In fact,
Speaker 1: tell you right now, we hope to move studios. We're
Speaker 1: back in our studio that was flooded out. We were
Speaker 1: hoping to move probably next year to a different one.
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be the most prima donna I've ever
Speaker 1: been in my entire life. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: I want my own bathroom. We have a public one here,
Speaker 1: we have to share with everybody in the frigging building.
Speaker 1: I want my own bathroom. Chris, Is that is that
Speaker 1: gonna come off as high maintenance to the suits If
Speaker 1: I say that, it is what what Chris said, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't have any other high maintenance things that's true.
Speaker 1: But I'm not a high maintenance person. But that's a thing.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a bad thing to ask the
Speaker 1: suits what Chris, Yeah, no, when I said my own,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I'll take my own that you
Speaker 1: and Corey don't use. But if it's just us three,
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that because everyone washes their hands. We
Speaker 1: have a clean office. I just want to move someplace
Speaker 1: where we have our own toilet. We have our own toilet,
Speaker 1: and Chris will get a cleaning lady. If Trump hasn't
Speaker 1: deported them all, she'll come in and clean. I did
Speaker 1: bring it up to Aub yesterday. I brought it up
Speaker 1: that I would like her to come in and clean
Speaker 1: the office once in a while. There was a lot
Speaker 1: of pushback. There was a lot of pushback. In fact,
Speaker 1: there was even some yelling involved, especially because she had
Speaker 1: just got done cleaning the whole house and that was
Speaker 1: probably not timing wise. That probably wasn't the right time
Speaker 1: to step in and say, hey, the office could use
Speaker 1: some dusting. But you know what, I'll wait till she's
Speaker 1: in a better mood and I'll ask again. We'll see
Speaker 1: all that worked out, is the Jesse Kelly Show a
Speaker 1: magnifficent Wonderful Monday. If you miss any part of the show,
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Speaker 1: Clarence Thomas.
Speaker 2: There were those who thought that I should think a
Speaker 2: certain way, and the difficulty has been that they said that, oh,
Speaker 2: you're confused. Well, I'm not confused. You're confused. You confuse
Speaker 2: me with someone who's been an indentured servitude or something.
Speaker 2: But at any rate, they think that here's the way
Speaker 2: you're supposed to think. Again, here's your skin color. There's
Speaker 2: this kind of deterministic view that you're supposed to think
Speaker 2: this because we say so, and I of course decline
Speaker 2: that invitation. And so now that means it's something that
Speaker 2: I'm a walking contradiction because I've deviated from their perception
Speaker 2: of what I should think.
Speaker 1: That man has had to endure so much nastiness from
Speaker 1: the left because he's a black dude who loves the
Speaker 1: country and loves the Constitution and speaks lovingly about America
Speaker 1: and defends it loudly. And he's a black dude who
Speaker 1: doesn't get up and lie to his people. He doesn't
Speaker 1: get up in poor lies into the black community, telling
Speaker 1: them all about all the injustice and then everything he
Speaker 1: doesn't do that he's never done that. He gets up
Speaker 1: and tells people, you can succeed in this country. That's
Speaker 1: what he tells people. And that's harsh to hear. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: that's harsh to hear when so many other leaders, as
Speaker 1: I've brought up over and over and over again in
Speaker 1: the black community, intentionally pour poison into their own community. Lies, ridiculous,
Speaker 1: outright lies. It comes from black pastors and black entertainers
Speaker 1: and black politicians, black athletes, and not only that, not
Speaker 1: only do they tell the lies, they feel obligated to
Speaker 1: tell the lies because they're get in trouble if they
Speaker 1: don't tell the lies. And what it's done is it's
Speaker 1: created such a poisonous environment for so many people who
Speaker 1: can't break out of it. Listen to Jasmine Crockett, Listen
Speaker 1: to the listen to this.
Speaker 3: I am concerned about the fact that we continue to
Speaker 3: see these mysterious deaths taking place in places like Mississippi
Speaker 3: and historically, whether it's Nolan Wells or Tasia or or
Speaker 3: the long list of names that we could go through
Speaker 3: Sean that are being found hung or otherwise under these
Speaker 3: mysterious circumstances, when it is clear to everyone on the
Speaker 3: outside that y'all are just failing to invest you.
Speaker 1: Not a single white person was involved in any of
Speaker 1: those three cases. The one black lady who got lynched
Speaker 1: was lynched by her black boyfriend. The other one was
Speaker 1: I believe it a suicide. There wasn't any racism and nothing.
Speaker 1: But again, not only does she live in a world
Speaker 1: of poison, constantly pours that poison into eyes and ears,
Speaker 1: and it is poisonous, freaking terrible. Man, you know it's
Speaker 1: not terrible. Ron DeSantis, Man, are we gonna miss it?
Speaker 3: I'm concerned about the fact that that's the wrong cut
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 4: We're gonna tell the truth about communism and state of Florida.
Speaker 4: We're going to tell the truth about the evils of communism.
Speaker 4: We're going to tell the truth about the unprecedented death
Speaker 4: toll of the twentieth century at the hands of communist tyranny.
Speaker 4: One hundred million killed at the hands of communist regimes,
Speaker 4: spreading from China to the Soviet Union to Cuba. Those
Speaker 4: are the facts, and those are what we need to
Speaker 4: be very clear eyed about.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: We have signed in previous years legislation that codified in
Speaker 4: state law Victims of Communism Day for November seventh of
Speaker 4: every year. So we launched that in twenty twenty two
Speaker 4: and we're now here today now. As part of that,
Speaker 4: the legislation required forty five minutes of instruction in a
Speaker 4: US government class on topics related to the history of communism.
Speaker 4: So all of those topics are just the truth of
Speaker 4: what actually happened.
Speaker 1: Wonderful what a different country we would be if kids
Speaker 1: in K through twelve schools graduated as seniors knowing that
Speaker 1: communism is the spawn of Satan. They don't know anything
Speaker 1: about it. Nothing. Hey Jesse, I'd love that you talk
Speaker 1: about the fact that racial tensions were largely non existent
Speaker 1: in the nineties. People from our generation have been confused
Speaker 1: about what happened, but you explained it very well. I'll
Speaker 1: also say the same about the gays lesbians, meaning we
Speaker 1: had gotten to a point where nobody really cared. You
Speaker 1: explained that very well too, And I love the wire
Speaker 1: You Gay interview. Look that scat was picked at intentionally,
Speaker 1: and Barack Obama is largely responsible for that. If you
Speaker 1: are young enough, no, you're not dumb. You haven't done
Speaker 1: anything wrong. But you really, truly do not understand that
Speaker 1: America in the nineties, before really, before Barack Obama came along, No,
Speaker 1: there wasn't racial harmony. That's not a thing that exists
Speaker 1: or will ever exist. There's always going to be division there.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it wasn't some utopia, not saying that,
Speaker 1: but it was just never talked about. It was it
Speaker 1: was something you didn't think about ever. Ever, it didn't
Speaker 1: come up. But Barack Obama, in his poisonous common ways,
Speaker 1: he knew that race communism, As we've talked about so
Speaker 1: many times before, it's by far the easiest cell to
Speaker 1: the masses. It always has been. It wasn't China, it
Speaker 1: was in the Soviet Union, it is here in America.
Speaker 1: Race communism is the easiest cell. Everyone with your skin
Speaker 1: color is good, and in fact, not only are you good,
Speaker 1: you've been preyed upon by everyone with that skin color.
Speaker 1: So so incredibly easy, and Obama really launched it, and
Speaker 1: now we have this. Look. I'll tell you this, young
Speaker 1: white kids today are way more racist than they were
Speaker 1: in the nineties. They are. I hear the way these
Speaker 1: young men joke when I go to these local sporting
Speaker 1: events and stuff like that. And a lot of that's
Speaker 1: just young men, you know, like in the say like
Speaker 1: saying edgy things. Young men like to do things for
Speaker 1: shock value. I get a lot of that, but not
Speaker 1: all of it. They look they talk in ways My
Speaker 1: friends and I never talked, just didn't. It never occurred
Speaker 1: to us. But why, well, you get enough of this? Crow.
Speaker 3: I'm concerned about the fact that we continue to see
Speaker 3: these mysterious deaths taking place in places like Mississippi and historically,
Speaker 3: whether it's Nolan Wells or Tasia or the long list
Speaker 3: of names that we could go through Sean that are
Speaker 3: being found hung or are otherwise under these mysterious circumstances
Speaker 3: when it is clear.
Speaker 1: Just lies, over and over and over again. Lies, Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: People talking about who should represent the GOP going into
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight election always mentioned Vance and Rubio and DeSantis.
Speaker 1: No one ever talks about Stephen Miller as a candidate.
Speaker 1: Why not. Can you picture a debate between Steven Miller
Speaker 1: and Gavin Newsom. I would pay good money to see that.
Speaker 1: Some might say Miller is to right wing, but I
Speaker 1: think that's what it's going to take to save the country.
Speaker 1: What say you, Well, I don't know Stephen. To clarify,
Speaker 1: I don't know him at all. I've always been so
Speaker 1: impressed with Stephen Miller, not just how bold he is
Speaker 1: on the issue of immigration, but what a great messenger
Speaker 1: he is when he's driving this point forward about why
Speaker 1: this is bad and why that's bad and why that's bad.
Speaker 1: I like Stephen Miller a lot. But remember this, most people,
Speaker 1: most people, they don't want to be the boss at
Speaker 1: whatever company you work for. They don't want to be
Speaker 1: the manager. Some people do, sure, most people don't. Most
Speaker 1: people they don't want leadership. That doesn't mean you're by
Speaker 1: the way. If that's you, that doesn't mean you're a
Speaker 1: failure or bad. Everyone can't be a leader. Otherwise they
Speaker 1: wouldn't be leaders. It's not that some people are just
Speaker 1: your worker bees. That's the way they are.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 1: I'm not running i art. I don't want to run
Speaker 1: my art. I want to do my show and go
Speaker 1: home and screw off. So that's me. I'm not pointing fingers.
Speaker 1: Most people don't want to be president. To be president, look,
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of perks, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: Being president would suck. It really would it would suck.
Speaker 1: I've never heard a word about Steven Miller being interested
Speaker 1: in being president. Guy like that probably better off being
Speaker 1: right next to the president, right. See Kelly Show final
Speaker 1: second of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Monday.
Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow to do it again. Remember
Speaker 1: if you missed any part of the show, you can
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Speaker 1: your love, your hate, and your death threats Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris, I didn't tell you. I
Speaker 1: screwed up yesterday. So here's the deal. In our living room,
Speaker 1: we have a coffee table like people do. This is big.
Speaker 1: It's a big coffee table though its huge, unbelievably convenient
Speaker 1: for ob Why. Well, she does the laundry. She's a woman,
Speaker 1: after all. She does the laundry. And when she pulls
Speaker 1: clean laundry out of the dryer, she takes it over
Speaker 1: to the big coffee table and she folds all the
Speaker 1: clothes and lays it out on the coffee table. And
Speaker 1: then she makes the boys come put their clothes away. Right.
Speaker 1: Whatever she does the laundry, I'm sitting there yesterday. The
Speaker 1: Astros suck, right, But I'm watching anyway. It's Sunday afternoon,
Speaker 1: it's after church. Oh, I have a story about that
Speaker 1: why I was home. But I'll get back to that moment, Chris.
Speaker 1: I have the most devastating story in the world. It's
Speaker 1: gonna get worse, trust me. Anyway, I'm at home watching
Speaker 1: the Astros game yesterday. I'm sitting in the living room
Speaker 1: with Ah. She's watching it with me. She's doing laundry.
Speaker 1: She's folding the laundry. But I was sitting in my chair,
Speaker 1: and it's my chair, it's my recliner. She got me
Speaker 1: the recliner. She was standing in between the recliner and
Speaker 1: the television set. Now, granted, we do have a big
Speaker 1: couch in there too, So I did was ask. I said,
Speaker 1: is there any way you could foold that somewhere else?
Speaker 1: I didn't land though. It really didn't, Chris, it really didn't.
Speaker 1: She looked at me, staring daggers at me, and then
Speaker 1: she looks at the gigantic couch and she says, there's
Speaker 1: no way you could sit somewhere else while I'm doing
Speaker 1: your laundry. I don't know why I said that anyway,
Speaker 1: you want to know why I was home, Chris, You're
Speaker 1: about You're about to vomit. You're gonna be You're gonna
Speaker 1: be legit. Probably mad at me. Yesterday told you the
Speaker 1: Astros were playing the previous night. Saturday night, I decide,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to the game tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: asked my family. Ob doesn't want to go, Boys don't
Speaker 1: want to go. I'm just gonna drive up. I've no problem.
Speaker 1: I've done this before. I know you're gonna think I'm
Speaker 1: a loser. I'll go by myself, not worried about it.
Speaker 1: So on Saturday night, I log onto the app. I
Speaker 1: forget what app it is, step Up or something like that.
Speaker 1: I log into the app, No Seek SEEKI. I log
Speaker 1: into the app and find the Astros game. I buy
Speaker 1: not only a ticket, I buy a parking pass ticket
Speaker 1: in the parking pass. Okay, we get up tomorrow. Yesterday morning,
Speaker 1: we go to church. We drive separately because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave right from church and go to the afternoon. It's
Speaker 1: a one o'clock game. We're gonna go right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go right from church to the game. Ob and the
Speaker 1: Boys is gonna go home. I take off, heading for
Speaker 1: the game from church. I decide, oh, crap, I never
Speaker 1: put those tickets in the little wallet thing on my phone.
Speaker 1: So I open up the app. No tickets. Huh. Now
Speaker 1: I know I bought these tickets. No tickets. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: at a red light, so I'm like, oh crap, I
Speaker 1: don't have time to deal with this right now. I
Speaker 1: drive another couple miles. I pull over off to the
Speaker 1: side of the road because I've got to find my
Speaker 1: tickets to get in the game. No tickets, no tickets anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm so weird it out that I go look at
Speaker 1: the credit card statement also on my phone. I most
Speaker 1: definitely purchase tickets when I thought I purchased ticket. Okay,
Speaker 1: I bought tickets for the game the night before. I
Speaker 1: bought tickets for the game the night before. Two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars gone. And I'm so mad. I'm on the side
Speaker 1: of the road. I'm so mad that I actually pull
Speaker 1: up the app again. I'm like, I'm going anyway. I
Speaker 1: couldn't bring myself to spend the money after flushing that
Speaker 1: money away, I couldn't bring myself to spend the money.
Speaker 1: What Chris the Chris said he didn't want to get
Speaker 1: the nosebleeds. I'm fine with the nosebleeds that the ones
Speaker 1: I had before were not right by the field or
Speaker 1: anything like that. But two hundred dollars because I bought
Speaker 1: tickets to a gain the wrong freaking game. I am
Speaker 1: such an idiot.
Speaker 3: And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1: You know the thing headlines didn't get to. It's official.
Speaker 1: California Governor Gavin Newsom signs the Stop Nick Shirley Act
Speaker 1: into law. Journalists can now be fined, in jailed for
Speaker 1: uncovering Democrat fraud. That is how what I've explained so
Speaker 1: many times before, the largest criminal network in the history
Speaker 1: of the world is the Democrat Party in the United
Speaker 1: States of America. That they exist to help criminals steal.
Speaker 1: What Trump said about ilhan Omar has Conservatives popping champagne.
Speaker 1: Apparently ICE has begun proceedings against iwan Omar. Illan Omar
Speaker 1: committed immigration fraud. Do I think that she's going to
Speaker 1: be denaturalized and deported. I don't know, but I could
Speaker 1: see it, and she certainly deserves it. She can take
Speaker 1: her old dirtball family with her. Washington Post ordered to
Speaker 1: reinstate columnist Karen Attia At being terminated over Charlie Kirk posts,
Speaker 1: we are in a dark place in this country. Jesse Er, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're reading it right. Dan Sullivan endorses Dan Sullivan over
Speaker 1: Dan Sullivan in the Alaska Senate race. I'm not even
Speaker 1: going to read you an explanation. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: be able to read that headline, Souse. I thought it
Speaker 1: was very entertaining. Exclusive US taxpayers fund two hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty million dollars in woke intersectionality grants studying race, class,
Speaker 1: and privilege. Remember what I just said about the Democrat
Speaker 1: Party being the largest criminal network in the history of
Speaker 1: the world. No criminal network operates on quite this scale.
Speaker 1: We shall return tomorrow to do all this again and
Speaker 1: have a good time. All right, That's all