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Good yep, good solid use 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:03.480 of your time. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:04.080 That's great. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:09.400 This is CAF News with Chris Hockey. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.480 That's right, that's right. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:13.240 Hey, what is it? 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.880 H is it shocks on on the on your car? 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:17.720 What? Like? 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.760 I'm watching these gals. I'm watching the gals do moguls 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:22.160 right now? 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:22.680 Yeah? Right? 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.080 How do their knees hold up shocks and springs? 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.079 It just looks like they're getting obliterated on every mogul. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.440 But man, they must have the strongest like knee joints 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.360 in the world. How do they do that? 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:34.359 I have no idea. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.640 It looks like that they just get absolutely. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.520 Torqued, like crazy crazy. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.040 Yeah, Railroad Riches is the greatest slot machine of all time. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.400 That's an exaggeration. That's funny. You're saying it because I'm 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:45.760 part of a tournament. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:47.720 Treasure playing that game. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.560 No determined, which is the best slot machine. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.240 Oh, it's that one, and it's not close. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.040 You're wrong. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:54.720 What's your favorite? 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.400 And it depends on the moment, But I like the Frankenstem. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.040 I think right now it's my favorite one. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:03.679 I need more. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, okay. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.080 A man who was detained by Arizona authorities for the 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:09.880 alleged kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie says he had no idea 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.800 who she was. Eighty four year old mother of Today's 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.720 Show hosts Savannah Guthrie, was reported missing from her Tucson home. 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.840 There were first this morning. The man was released until 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:20.840 reporters it was the first time he had heard of Guthrie. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:22.720 So apparently they got the wrong guy. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.640 So I wonder why they arrested him though, right, there 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:27.840 must have been some reason. Why do they think and 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.720 maybe they're not going to say yet, because maybe he 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.480 fits a description of somebody that they were convinced. Who knows, 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.040 but man picked up the wrong guy. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:37.040 Man watched him. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.600 Yeah, you had a ring cam. Oh, it's terrifying. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.600 As they said the last end of the news, it's 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.200 the definition of the boogeyman. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.600 You fear that your whole life. Man. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.520 The speculation is that his phone because he's a delivered 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:55.040 he works as a delivery driver in the Tucson area, 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.000 that that might have pinged in that area. And then 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.640 they also, I think he said that they showed him 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:06.240 a picture from that ring cam and said that he 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:07.680 looked like that or something. 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.560 So all you can see is the eyes. Yeah, so 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.920 you got to have pretty similar eyes. I guess the moms. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.400 By the way, again, if you're a delivery driver and 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.120 you were in the area they pinged it and you 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.120 were in the area, one hundred percent, you should question 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.760 the person. There's nothing wrong with going, hey, you were 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:24.239 in the area, what did you see? 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:24.880 Where were you? 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.240 Pretty easy alibi to say, well, I'm a delivery guy, 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.120 that's why I was there. You can see the order. 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.719 I was three houses over. Whatever the deal is. That 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.680 seems like a pretty easy fix. But still do your 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.760 due diligence. The guy was in the area, figure out 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:38.280 what he was doing. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:42.159 And it was crazy because they they raided his house. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.520 The house that he lived in was his mother in law's, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.880 and she ended up talking to the media right away, 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.840 did a bunch of live interviews saying that we don't 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:59.559 know anything about this, We don't know whatever, her son 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.920 was playing Nintendo, she says when they broke down the door, 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.080 So you can imagine how scary that would be to 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.680 just be playing video games and all of a sudden, 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.320 the FBI is coming through your door. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:12.480 But yeah, it was. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.960 It was a while it was so you gave a 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.680 full interview, said it was definitely not him, and obviously 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:20.640 the evidence he was. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.280 I think he was pulled over while door dashing. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:30.360 With his family, which means the customer complained, yeah, where's 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:31.600 my dairy Queen Blizzard. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:35.760 Yeah, we're detained by FBI. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:37.680 And you know, there's a obviously there's a chance the 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.920 kid was playing like Nintendo Switch, But doesn't that sound 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.440 like a mom thing to be like, what was your 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:41.880 son doing? 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:45.719 He was playing Nintendo. It's like Xbox three sixty or something. Yeah, 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.200 or in five. 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.440 His rivalry is now HBO Max's top acquired scripted series 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:58.039 ever Hello Warner Brothers. Discovery says the series, centered around 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:02.159 two hockey players, has surpassed ten point six million viewers 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.200 in the US today, having more than doubled its viewership 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:09.000 since the December finale. Says a few households, including one 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.600 in Minnesota, have watched it fifty seven times. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.200 Just the first couple of episodes. Ye, and just one 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.000 of them in that Household. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.320 Season one is available on Skinemax. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.520 It's uh, it's crazy, man. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.960 I mean, I'm happy, happy to see the success, but 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.440 I'm still I'm stunned. I thought this would be very, 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.320 very niche, but actually it turns out the women love it, 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.240 the women, especially obviously my women. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.560 He's not wrong, honestly, so many stories of the time. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.800 He's not wrong. The gals are like loving this show. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.840 And the problem is, you know, there's a lot of 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.720 women who are loving it and doing it in cool ways. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.960 But then there's like the fan fits that are coming 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.680 out of I love every hockey player is gay now 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.679 apparently every like which ones? 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.880 Name them? I mean, I think name any of them. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:02.360 I'm not going to do that. You do it? 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:06.640 You a fan fix about all of them. Macklin, Celebreni 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.640 and Will Smith have something it's gross. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.400 Well they do, No, they don't. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.040 Is he getting jiggy with it? 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.600 But they're like confronting them in elevators and stuff. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.480 It's well, but again a lot of people have pointed 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.280 out I believe I was one of them that if 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.480 you look at the two main characters. It looks a 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:29.080 little bit like Corilla and Spurgeon, does it not? It 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.320 looks almost exactly like those are the two way model. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.320 Those people after Jarrett Spurgeon and Corill caapriz Off. Has 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:36.360 anybody asked those too if they have a heated. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:41.920 Rival is named Heliah? So yeah, it's a little weird. Yeah, no, 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.840 I mean it's great, like I said, really good. Just 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:48.320 it's uh, it's unbelievable. 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.280 Actually, and again for the I don't know ten thousandth 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:56.400 time to everybody that's emailed, tweeted, texted, called, us, asked 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.679 us on the street. I don't know what Tommy thinks 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.240 of it. I don't know if he's seen ask him tomorrow. Yeah, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.040 I have no idea. That's the number one question I've 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.840 been asking in the last month or so is what 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.520 did Tommy think about he had rivalry? 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:09.040 I don't know. 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.040 He has to be getting asked that a lot too, 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:15.480 probably fifty times right now, asked no idea. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.240 Somebody remind us to ask him tomorrow. He also told 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.240 me last week when he was texting me to tell 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.200 me that he wasn't coming in tomorrow. He has a 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.040 baby birds. 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:25.480 He's not coming tomorrow. 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.320 No, that he was last Thursday. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:32.960 Is a baby bird story getting baby Okay, look, here's 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:33.320 the deal. 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.679 And I mean, see, I don't know. I don't know 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.640 if I know this story or not, or if it's 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.320 just in the back of my head. But I'm going 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.400 to spoil the story. It's going to be schmole. It's 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.440 going to be that one of them baby birded the 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.000 other one story. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.439 No no, oh, he told that story in here. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:50.520 You guys weren't in it for that. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.880 I don't think so. But again, they all blur together. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:53.840 I've heard all of them. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.920 I don't know what's real and what's not anymore. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.440 This one will blow your mind. Then, I can't believe 0:08:58.440 --> 0:08:59.880 we didn't say this one there. It's not even that, 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:05.240 it's it's horrific. Oh god, it's not sexual in nature 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:07.000 for once? 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.559 What's suggestic? Can you? Can you? You know the whole story? 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.960 I churtris warn He said on theres about ice, and 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.840 I don't mean not the age, the cold stuff, and 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:23.920 about how his mom was was worried about uh yes, teeth. Yeah, 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.000 so she would chew up their eyes for him. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:34.960 Yeah, they need to be studied. And this was like 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:39.640 four years. I think, yeah, I think you're correct. 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:42.520 Yeah, she would chew it up. Yeah, so it wouldn't 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:45.240 hurt their wouldn't hurt their loves. Yep. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.120 For those of you who watched the Amazon Prime show 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:53.600 The Boys, this would be like episode one of Homelander's 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:57.520 origin story. Yes, right, Why why is Homelander the way 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.920 that he is? Well, he got baby birded ice till 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.640 he was fourteen and if you've seen that show, and 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:08.679 you should, it's fantastic. He also does like to get 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:09.520 fed by his mother. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:11.520 He does what's the stuff I called it earlier? 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.360 Hooter juice? I believe is what you called it? 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.480 When is that that final season this summer? I think 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:20.400 right of The Boys final year, final season. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.120 I can't blame Hi when she whips those things out. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:27.280 This show's fantasy. That was Elizabeth Shoe too, right April eighth, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.600 sau you got to catch up before that. I know 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:32.679 your your wife's not in, but you this is your 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:36.280 show man. How I still think Stranger Things is right 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.600 in Chris's wheelhouse because of the time he grew up. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.520 It's a really good show and it's gonna be nostalgic 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:42.120 for Chris. 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:45.160 They somebody, somebody. 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.199 Whoever created The Boys said we got to get Sauce 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:49.240 to watch this and wrote it for you. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.640 All Right, you love superhero movies? Three episode? You love 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:55.080 superhero movies? Yes, I do. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:58.319 You love gratuitous nudity and gratuitous violence. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.400 Yes, I do. You love a lot of action. Yes, 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.520 you love a lot of dirty jokes. Yep, it's got 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:04.040 all of that. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:04.559 Yeah. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.319 I don't know why I don't watch. 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Yeoh duh? 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:40.200 Wait, whatever happened to your pen pal lady the caged 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:41.240 from last week? 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:41.840 I got back to me. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:46.560 How many different gals did you write to? Seventeen? So 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:47.560 you're over seventeen? 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:48.040 Yeah? 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.240 Yeah, her name Margaret York or something like that. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:52.600 Called her chesty magesty. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.680 Yeah, you could have called her chesty mcguesty. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.280 That's exactly what I said. I mean, literally, you just 0:14:59.320 --> 0:14:59.920 repeat it more? 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:01.880 Why not? 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:05.040 It was just reiterating the obvious point that he had 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:06.680 just said one point three seconds before that. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:07.920 Yes, sir, are you awesome? 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:13.840 Are you making fun of ce mcgeeesy mcgusty you heard me? 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:14.200 No? 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:14.800 All right? 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.000 Not one of them replied, not a single one. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.040 It probably takes a while, you know, they gotta. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.200 Yeah, they're too laundry and chores around the prison. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:26.520 Yeah. Plus if they read your letters, you know, because 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.440 they probably have to when they're coming in, right, they're 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:34.840 all busy vomiting. I sent pictures of me wang, Why. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.600 Did you send pictures of your penis? 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:37.960 I just wanted to get it over with right away 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.280 and let him know what they're dealing with. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:40.880 You. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.080 Let them know what you're dealing with. Hey, you don't 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.440 have to mock me all the time. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.080 Okay, I hain't bad and he's a little chubby, but 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.840 that thing's oblong and abduce. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:59.360 It's oblong and them toos. Oh man, it is fun 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:00.600 being you. Is this? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.400 This is the man? This is a good gig. Oh 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.320 j it's the best gig on the pretty good gig. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.800 But you will also as opposed. It is repeating everything 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.280 Chris says. Once in a while, you actually have to 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.280 tell us sports, and that's what's next, Yes, sir, so, 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.360 so walk us through sports after this. This is the 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:15.640 Power Chip Morning Show on the Fan. 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:30.680 It's time Fan five on the Power Trip, presented by 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.440 All Around your timber Tech deck building contractor. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:41.000 The US women's hockey team Crush Canada five nothing yesterday 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.920 to improve the four to zero in the Olympics and 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.720 their third straight shut out victory. They've outscored their opponents 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:52.800 twenty to one. They are the top seed in the 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:53.920 knockout winning. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:59.640 Let's go, they did it. You don't seem excited. 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.400 I'm pumped. Do we know who they play yet? 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:02.840 Yes? 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:04.080 Who do they play? 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:05.119 Chile? 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:11.520 Oh? Okay, it's US. 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:20.959 Yeah, because you know what your continent, Chile is on yes, Zach, Yes, 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.240 you know, I think so. 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:27.960 Yeah, South America. You're good, Man, You're good. But nailing it. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:34.040 H The two corries yesterday won silver in mixed doubles curling. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:35.880 Pretty cool again, first ever. 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:40.639 Woman to get a curling medal for the US and 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.919 first ever US mixed double curling medal. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.919 Yeah, it was sweet. When does the regular curling start? 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:49.359 We can ask Tyler in a couple of minutes. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:52.640 Oh yeah, Uh. The men's hockey team Zacho. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:58.320 Tomorrow they battle Latvia at two ten. Here it is 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.520 man the finally the Long Way, a return of the 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:06.240 National Hockey League players to the Olympics. Cannot wait to 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:10.800 uh steam all this lot Via team and everybody else 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:14.520 in the preliminary around basically and again kind of a 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:18.040 I mean, it's it's not a everybody else because you 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.200 know there's definitely it's more than just US and Canada 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.760 on the men's side. But be fun to see the 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:26.160 wild players on all the teams of course, and uh, 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:27.960 it would be fun fun Olympics. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.040 So I cannot wait till tomorrow. Let's do it. 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:32.960 Give me a list of famous players in the history 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:34.200 of the NHL from Latvia. 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:39.960 Oh, man, I don't even know. Yeah, who's one of them? 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:42.520 Hawk David nerm missed him? 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:45.720 I mean he's right again? 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:50.000 Uh Bill bloody testicle? Johnson? 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:58.400 Oh poor pill ye and uh oh what jol talk? 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:00.760 Of course I was about to say, of course he 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.000 was going to say that, Yeah. 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:07.639 Former wild player. Yep, sure, Coby are Is he the 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:10.080 one that's no longer with that's correct? How did he die? 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:10.359 Again? 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.040 I believe it was some heart related condition in the 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:17.080 Uh yeah of Darby Hendrickson. 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:19.119 Oh I forgot about that. 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:23.080 Yeah, damn dude, damn Daniel. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:23.919 That sucked. 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.159 I was I was a kid when that happened. I 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.080 was pretty young and I was a big jell talk fan. 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:30.520 Yeah that sucks. Man. 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:31.240 Uh. 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:33.439 If you had to put an over under on goals 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:36.600 scored by the United States men's team tomorrow, would like 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:38.560 six and a half be the number? 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:44.720 I mean, why you want to bet? 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:45.720 Sure? 0:19:46.040 --> 0:19:49.479 You want the over? Yeah you think they get to seven? Yeah, 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:51.840 I'll take the under. Wait, what do you know that 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:58.119 I don't know? Is it like running clock clock? I 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.400 catch it? 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:01.960 It was my born name. What do you know that 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:04.679 I don't know. Well I think that I don't know. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.680 I don't think Latvia hockey is any good. 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:11.720 No, never mind, I don't want to bet you on anything. 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:15.080 Why I gotta stop betting on things? Well, you're gonna 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:17.840