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Bank is the word, guys. 0:01:35.300 --> 0:01:35.880 Go get it. 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:36.699 Get that money. 0:01:36.740 --> 0:01:38.020 We need a cash winner. 0:01:38.140 --> 0:01:38.960 Yeah, we do. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.780 Jim Colbert said we got one. 0:01:40.819 --> 0:01:44.100 We need a winner for sure. How do you know 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:45.240 we didn't get one yesterday? 0:01:45.300 --> 0:01:46.260 I don't know that, Jack. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.080 Neither do I. This is exciting. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.740 This is like after the lottery numbers have been drawn. 0:01:50.780 --> 0:01:52.310 You haven't checked your ticket yet. 0:01:52.500 --> 0:01:53.050 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0:01:53.130 --> 0:01:54.950 But then they tell you it was sold. The winning 0:01:54.990 --> 0:01:57.710 ticket was sold in Key West to the Publix. And 0:01:57.750 --> 0:01:58.760 you're like, damn it. 0:01:58.930 --> 0:02:01.580 I just set the jeans that that ticket's on on fire. Look, 0:02:02.140 --> 0:02:05.560 I waited for the first time. I usually, when I 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:07.850 buy tickets, it's like that night I check, right? 0:02:07.970 --> 0:02:08.169 Right. 0:02:09.030 --> 0:02:10.430 And I didn't wait. I didn't even check for like 0:02:10.450 --> 0:02:11.590 two or three days. I get here and I find 0:02:11.650 --> 0:02:15.630 out I picked two numbers and the Powerball. Grand total win, $ 7. 0:02:15.330 --> 0:02:18.080 Are you seriously still complaining about that? 0:02:18.100 --> 0:02:18.240 I am. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:18.899 What a whiner. 0:02:18.940 --> 0:02:21.880 I feel like I deserve more than seven bucks. I 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.919 like when you win nothing and then we don't hear 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.700 any complaints. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.280 I bet you more about this $ 7 than any one month. 0:02:26.780 --> 0:02:26.910 I know. 0:02:26.930 --> 0:02:27.000 Yep. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.930 I'll get it one day, though. It's in my wallet. 0:02:33.050 --> 0:02:35.290 I'll find the nerve to go in and get the cash. 0:02:35.590 --> 0:02:38.280 I'm probably just going to get scratchies anyway. Yeah, you 0:02:38.300 --> 0:02:39.920 just trade in and stop saying. 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.040 Scratchies. That makes me think you have like a skin 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.530 condition or the Mr. Peanut skin tag is raising his 0:02:46.570 --> 0:02:47.310 ugly head again. 0:02:47.470 --> 0:02:49.889 Same bucket as drummies. 0:02:49.910 --> 0:02:53.410 It's like grown up term. You're saying scratch offs is better? 0:02:53.730 --> 0:02:54.910 Well, yeah, scratch offs. 0:02:55.030 --> 0:02:55.510 Scratchers? 0:02:55.550 --> 0:02:56.170 How about scratchers? 0:02:56.210 --> 0:02:56.990 Not scratchers. 0:02:57.030 --> 0:02:58.590 Well, that's what the guy called it yesterday and you 0:02:58.630 --> 0:03:00.520 guys were perfectly fine with it. Okay, so now you're 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:05.520 quoting T-Bag. I'm not quoting him per se. I quoted 0:03:05.540 --> 0:03:10.000 that part of him. Probably get some scratch-off, see how 0:03:10.020 --> 0:03:12.919 that goes. At least got to buy the $ 10 amount, right? 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.410 It's not even worth buying anything less than a $ 10 scratch-off. 0:03:16.530 --> 0:03:17.389 That's very bougie, though. 0:03:17.410 --> 0:03:19.209 I think the win rate is greater the more you spend. 0:03:19.230 --> 0:03:20.169 But when you lose, you're out $ 10. 0:03:20.110 --> 0:03:20.410 I understand. 0:03:20.430 --> 0:03:21.670 When it's a $ 1 scratch-off or a $ 5 scratch-off, you 0:03:21.690 --> 0:03:22.290 can be like, well. 0:03:33.620 --> 0:03:35.119 Hey, I'm going to tell Scott today that I bought 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:39.470 $ 500 with the scratch-offs and see his facial response. I mean, 0:03:39.490 --> 0:03:41.930 his seminars, like, fill up immediately. They already had to 0:03:42.050 --> 0:03:43.470 add another one before the end of the year. 0:03:43.490 --> 0:03:44.130 Really? 0:03:44.350 --> 0:03:44.910 Well, you know. 0:03:44.930 --> 0:03:46.970 The one that's coming up this weekend is already packed up, 0:03:46.990 --> 0:03:48.450 but we'll talk about another one coming up. I just 0:03:48.470 --> 0:03:51.190 got the schedule today, so we'll talk about another one. But, man, 0:03:51.210 --> 0:03:52.630 people are starting to pay attention to that stuff. 0:03:53.390 --> 0:03:54.760 You got it, man. All right, 407-916-1041. 0:03:54.770 --> 0:03:56.230 Text us at 77031. Can I ask you a quick question? 0:04:01.590 --> 0:04:02.030 Sure. 0:04:02.090 --> 0:04:06.450 Yeah, because here's the thing. What is the latest workout trend? 0:04:08.770 --> 0:04:12.030 I don't know about a workout trend, but man, I 0:04:12.070 --> 0:04:15.230 don't even think you can get water without protein anymore. 0:04:15.290 --> 0:04:18.440 We're in the protein trend for sure. 0:04:18.450 --> 0:04:20.720 You know, hey, I mean, if you if I just 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.479 especially a protein, you want to be really careful with 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.960 that could overload your calories. Kidneys real quickly. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.960 But these influencers, man, they get so crazy about it, though. 0:04:28.980 --> 0:04:31.450 You mean like the 24-year-old kids who don't even have 0:04:31.490 --> 0:04:32.930 to worry about anything yet? 0:04:33.050 --> 0:04:33.310 Yeah. 0:04:33.390 --> 0:04:36.010 And they're simply motivated by the number of clicks and 0:04:36.060 --> 0:04:36.880 views they have. 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:37.220 Thank you. 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.300 That's where you're getting your advice. And they just make 0:04:39.339 --> 0:04:41.039 it up. just like some 24 year old kid with 0:04:41.060 --> 0:04:44.040 his hat backwards man are you getting enough protein every morning. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.580 Are you i eat a whole hind. 0:04:46.260 --> 0:04:49.500 Quarter of a donkey every morning it's like when they 0:04:49.550 --> 0:04:52.510 see these ads about like here's the latest article on 0:04:52.550 --> 0:04:54.510 being up on what the kids are saying i'm like 0:04:54.550 --> 0:04:55.490 yeah no i don't. 0:04:55.270 --> 0:04:58.310 Care if you still have to ask permission to be 0:04:58.370 --> 0:05:01.289 out after midnight don't have your own car career. 0:05:00.830 --> 0:05:04.589 Or house i. 0:05:03.670 --> 0:05:05.089 Got an issue with that. 0:05:06.650 --> 0:05:07.710 Yeah, yeah. 0:05:07.830 --> 0:05:09.830 I usually don't take advice from people who write checks 0:05:09.890 --> 0:05:12.250 to their mom and dad. If they even know how 0:05:12.270 --> 0:05:13.010 to write a check. 0:05:13.330 --> 0:05:13.770 Unbelievable. 0:05:14.050 --> 0:05:16.500 But the reason I ask is because this– Are you 0:05:16.510 --> 0:05:17.300 thinking about working out? 0:05:17.380 --> 0:05:17.960 No, no, no. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.540 I try not to as much as possible. But I 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.700 do find it interesting because there's cycles to everything, right? 0:05:24.740 --> 0:05:28.260 We know that Pilates, Taibo back in the day. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:28.719 Yeah. 0:05:28.820 --> 0:05:30.850 And the reason I bring this up is this. Is 0:05:31.029 --> 0:05:32.910 CrossFit even a thing anymore? 0:05:32.930 --> 0:05:32.990 No. 0:05:33.750 --> 0:05:35.920 Because do you remember, like, there for a while on- 0:05:35.990 --> 0:05:37.410 They have gyms, right? 0:05:37.430 --> 0:05:37.970 Online. 0:05:37.990 --> 0:05:38.350 Yeah. 0:05:38.370 --> 0:05:42.140 And everywhere in Orlando, you couldn't drive three blocks without 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.840 somebody taking a shot at a CrossFit gym. There's a 0:05:44.860 --> 0:05:47.180 big tractor tire out front. There were the big ropes 0:05:47.260 --> 0:05:47.560 out front. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:47.980 Oh, yeah. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.940 It was all the stuff that weren't weights. It was 0:05:49.980 --> 0:05:51.400 just stuff you had to do as if you worked 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:51.960 on a farm. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.250 I was about to say, every farmer in America must 0:05:54.310 --> 0:05:56.390 laugh at a CrossFit gym. They're like, you don't have 0:05:56.410 --> 0:05:58.570 to pay a membership. Just come help us muck out 0:05:58.610 --> 0:05:59.289 the stalls. 0:05:59.310 --> 0:05:59.750 Just call it Farms. 0:05:59.790 --> 0:06:02.850 Farm fit or work exactly however you want to phrase 0:06:02.870 --> 0:06:07.310 it we call it work yeah we we call it 0:06:07.390 --> 0:06:10.920 thursday exactly leg day yeah when you lift all the 0:06:11.020 --> 0:06:13.080 feed and take it over the pig stalls. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.419 There you go yeah when you're rolling a tractor tire 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:20.140 it's like hey you know what what farms have tractors. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.340 Exactly roll that tire over and change it if you. 0:06:21.270 --> 0:06:23.210 Like i was gonna say usually means a tractor needs. 0:06:23.110 --> 0:06:25.830 A But, man, there for a while, again, you couldn't 0:06:25.890 --> 0:06:29.109 drive around without seeing some form of CrossFit gym and 0:06:29.910 --> 0:06:33.800 some group of mid-30 people out there killing themselves in 0:06:33.820 --> 0:06:36.599 90-degree weather in what's a roped-off piece of a parking 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.420 lot that the gym owns as they flip tires and stuff. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.980 And now I don't hear anything about CrossFit. All the 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.789 thing I hear about is protein. 0:06:43.810 --> 0:06:43.910 Yeah. 0:06:44.130 --> 0:06:44.730 Protein. 0:06:44.750 --> 0:06:47.489 But there's no workout. Like for ladies, it's always the same. Ladies, 0:06:47.550 --> 0:06:50.770 it's almost always like one of those cycling classes or 0:06:50.790 --> 0:06:52.870 like Pilates or something like that or just going to 0:06:52.910 --> 0:06:56.330 the gym. But dudes need to have like a program 0:06:56.390 --> 0:06:56.790 or whatever. 0:06:56.930 --> 0:06:59.089 I don't know that High Rocks. 0:06:59.890 --> 0:07:01.850 Oh, that's another one. That's the one I'm looking up 0:07:01.870 --> 0:07:03.810 right now. Texters are saying High Rocks. 0:07:03.870 --> 0:07:05.890 Well, because do you guys remember what happened with the 0:07:05.950 --> 0:07:07.529 female competitor in High Rocks? 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.820 Didn't she have an accident in her– She. 0:07:10.790 --> 0:07:13.210 Crapped herself and then still kept competing. 0:07:13.310 --> 0:07:14.850 That's a nice way to say it. 0:07:14.910 --> 0:07:16.310 If that takes for the subtlety. 0:07:16.610 --> 0:07:20.270 Well, there is no subtlety when you are using shared equipment. 0:07:20.370 --> 0:07:23.250 I said she had an accident. She crapped herself. 0:07:23.270 --> 0:07:25.030 Yeah, but Jack, she could have broken an ankle. I'm 0:07:25.090 --> 0:07:25.740 a deb on this one. 0:07:26.290 --> 0:07:29.620 I mean, if you're downwind, like, so for one point, 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.880 I was actually thinking of becoming a competitive cyclist. Do 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:35.540 you remember the movie American? 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.220 Oh, fly, not fly. 0:07:37.300 --> 0:07:39.120 I was going to say American Flyers was what I 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.130 thought of. But that that, of course, is the wagon. 0:07:41.170 --> 0:07:43.490 But yeah, it was it was a cycling movie. It 0:07:43.530 --> 0:07:45.390 came out in the 80s. And the next thing you know, 0:07:45.450 --> 0:07:47.970 I'm begging my mom and dad for a Nishiki bike 0:07:48.010 --> 0:07:50.570 and learning to try a train. And then I found 0:07:50.650 --> 0:07:51.970 out what you do when you have to go to 0:07:51.990 --> 0:07:54.120 the bathroom. And I was like, okay, I'm out. 0:07:54.270 --> 0:07:54.880 Yeah, right. 0:07:54.950 --> 0:07:55.340 Exactly. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:56.580 You just pull up side of the road, take your 0:07:56.620 --> 0:07:57.420 clips out, let it rip. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:58.060 Just let it rip. 0:07:58.100 --> 0:08:00.880 No, you let it rip. High Rocks event follows the 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:05.600 exact same sequence. You run a kilometer, compete one functional 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:09.790 workout station, and repeat the cycle eight times total, totaling 0:08:09.950 --> 0:08:12.630 eight kilometers run and eight workout zones. 0:08:12.710 --> 0:08:13.510 And eight doo-doos. 0:08:13.710 --> 0:08:14.550 And eight doo-doos. 0:08:14.710 --> 0:08:16.850 Because that's apparently what happens. I saw another lady the 0:08:16.870 --> 0:08:19.900 other day, and she wet herself, but- It was a 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.020 lot of weight. I'm going to give her credit. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:21.780 Yeah, okay. 0:08:21.820 --> 0:08:26.220 That's a nice algorithm you got there, sport. It's a 0:08:26.260 --> 0:08:27.340 workout algorithm. 0:08:27.380 --> 0:08:29.580 That's what I'm saying. She was lifting weights. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:29.800 It was. 0:08:29.820 --> 0:08:30.580 She was lifting weights. 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:31.120 Okay. 0:08:31.540 --> 0:08:35.880 I mean, I didn't understand the bow ties. 0:08:36.010 --> 0:08:38.010 I thought I wanted to do a Tough Mudder one time. 0:08:38.230 --> 0:08:38.809 A Tough Mudder? 0:08:38.950 --> 0:08:39.190 Yeah. 0:08:39.230 --> 0:08:41.250 My buddy did one of those. And I got to 0:08:41.290 --> 0:08:43.949 tell you, he's like the least likely person that I 0:08:44.030 --> 0:08:45.810 ever thought in a million years would do it. But 0:08:45.830 --> 0:08:48.530 he said it's just fun. And I'm like, what's fun 0:08:48.570 --> 0:08:52.110 about crawling through cold mud under barbed wire? It's hard 0:08:52.150 --> 0:08:54.390 to explain. And we go, nope, it's impossible to explain. 0:08:54.410 --> 0:08:58.219 Because when I asked you what it was, you just 0:08:58.260 --> 0:08:59.300 told me what it was. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.860 I got what it was. I've tried to look for 0:09:01.900 --> 0:09:03.400 the joy in that. I don't get it. 0:09:03.780 --> 0:09:05.320 Like, I don't get the runner's high thing either. 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:05.880 I don't either. 0:09:06.540 --> 0:09:08.740 I think you got to run to be able to 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.320 experience it. That's fine. 0:09:10.380 --> 0:09:12.130 There's so many other ways to get high. 0:09:12.530 --> 0:09:14.370 I've run a little bit. 0:09:14.530 --> 0:09:16.809 I think it's a shortage of oxygen to your brain. 0:09:16.830 --> 0:09:17.290 Yeah, like I said. 0:09:17.309 --> 0:09:18.470 You're trying to get delirious. 0:09:18.530 --> 0:09:18.770 Exactly. 0:09:18.809 --> 0:09:21.510 That's your high. Yeah, run to the 7-Eleven backwards. 0:09:21.580 --> 0:09:23.740 Exactly. 0:09:23.940 --> 0:09:28.370 That's the running jack. Yeah, but I didn't. The reason 0:09:28.450 --> 0:09:31.800 I was like, man, and it used to be everywhere 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.700 on my feed, like every other video was like some 0:09:34.740 --> 0:09:37.800 dude crossfitting it going crazy or some girl crossfitting. And 0:09:37.820 --> 0:09:41.160 then suddenly there's no CrossFit gyms. It's all like it's 0:09:41.220 --> 0:09:43.440 all like orange theory or these. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.500 I was going to say, it sounds like even Instagram 0:09:45.540 --> 0:09:47.620 has given up on trying to encourage you to work out. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.530 Orange Theory. Isn't that like a kiosk at the mall? 0:09:50.610 --> 0:09:53.350 I used to think that. That's Orange Julius. I never 0:09:53.450 --> 0:09:56.309 understood why he would call a gym Orange Theory. 0:09:57.070 --> 0:10:00.450 Three Orange Theories. Lou's Brothers. Yeah, yeah. 0:10:00.809 --> 0:10:03.229 Orange Theory, I think it's a bike thing, isn't it? 0:10:03.350 --> 0:10:04.890 I don't know. I've never gone inside. 0:10:04.950 --> 0:10:07.150 I thought it was a stationary cycling thing where you 0:10:07.190 --> 0:10:09.750 go in there and they just cycle you crazy. 0:10:10.910 --> 0:10:12.790 I like this new bit of the three of us 0:10:12.860 --> 0:10:14.530 trying guess exercise stuff. 0:10:14.580 --> 0:10:15.360 You know what's so funny? 0:10:15.380 --> 0:10:16.200 It's not a new bit. 0:10:16.340 --> 0:10:19.880 Are we like just about... It seems so stupid to 0:10:19.940 --> 0:10:22.240 pay to go into a building to ride a bike. 0:10:22.340 --> 0:10:28.559 Oh, yeah. A bike's 80 bucks. It's $ 80 a session. 0:10:29.500 --> 0:10:33.730 When I was paying $ 100 a month for YMCA and 0:10:33.890 --> 0:10:35.350 all I was doing is a treadmill. 0:10:35.390 --> 0:10:36.650 I'm like, hey, that. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.220 If I run in the street, it's great. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:39.980 Exactly. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:40.920 And I see stuff. 0:10:41.260 --> 0:10:41.520 You know? 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:42.860 And then I get sunlight. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:43.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.780 I was teasing earlier, but with all the work you 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:47.880 do on your property, that's as much of a gym 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:49.020 workout as anything else. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:49.559 Maybe so. 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:51.880 I know that you could go in certain areas of Houston, 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.910 Mount Dora, and just a walk is a workout because 0:10:54.950 --> 0:10:58.030 of the– The hills. We have hills out there, actually. Yeah, 0:10:58.090 --> 0:10:58.530 we do. 0:10:58.530 --> 0:10:59.590 600 feet above sea level. 0:10:59.670 --> 0:11:01.390 Oh, Ivan and I made the mistake, like right when 0:11:01.410 --> 0:11:03.000 we moved in, we're like, let's just go walk around the– 0:11:03.090 --> 0:11:04.750 Let's go walk around the block. We walk around the block. 0:11:04.770 --> 0:11:06.790 We're like, wow, this downhill is a super easy walk. 0:11:07.090 --> 0:11:12.590 Not thinking to myself, well. Got to get home. At 0:11:12.690 --> 0:11:15.270 some point, you got to come back up. And let 0:11:15.290 --> 0:11:18.500 me tell you, that back up was no fun. Zero fun. 0:11:18.700 --> 0:11:19.940 That's a one-star event. 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:22.200 And a one-timer. Yeah, yeah. 0:11:23.070 --> 0:11:27.229 All right, 407-916-1041. You can always text us at 77031. Deborah, 0:11:27.710 --> 0:11:30.110 what do you have up for news? 0:11:30.350 --> 0:11:34.530 All right, well, Florida is among 20 states suing Dollar General. 0:11:34.550 --> 0:11:40.059 FBI Tampa joins a child sex probe of Meghan Markle's dad. 0:11:40.380 --> 0:11:42.660 Remember I told you there's always a Florida connection. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:43.400 Yeah, yeah. 0:11:43.460 --> 0:11:45.260 And I'm going to need to lean on you here, Jimmy, 0:11:45.300 --> 0:11:49.060 because an accused murderer offers to plead guilty in the 0:11:49.100 --> 0:11:51.579 words of Wimpy from Popeye the Sailor Man. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:52.240 Okay. 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:56.980 I will gladly pay you for a hamburger today, tomorrow. 0:11:57.220 --> 0:11:57.560 Okay. 0:11:57.620 --> 0:11:59.680 So, again, keep what I said in mind. An accused 0:11:59.740 --> 0:12:01.540 murderer offers to plead guilty. 0:12:01.700 --> 0:12:02.100 Okay. 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.820 We'll tell you in exchange for what coming up next 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:05.980 during JCS News. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.780 Now, does that one have a Florida connection? 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.600 Oh, it's all Florida, babe. 0:12:09.620 --> 0:12:09.800 Okay. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.660 Oh, Florida. So good. 0:12:11.780 --> 0:12:12.589 Dude. 0:12:12.990 --> 0:12:13.870 God bless this place. 0:12:14.650 --> 0:12:18.750 Bank is your 3 o'clock keyword. That's B-A-N-K. Slide over 0:12:18.790 --> 0:12:22.500 to RealRadio.fm and send that away for your chance at $ 1, 000. 0:12:21.940 --> 0:12:24.099 Back in a sec with Deb's news and more of 0:12:24.140 --> 0:12:32.410 the Jim Colbert Show. What do you do, Silver Crew? 0:12:32.990 --> 0:12:35.949 I already drank my beer because I'm in the golf cart. 0:12:36.010 --> 0:12:39.850 Nanny Husens, you know, your favorite tea bag in the village. 0:12:39.570 --> 0:12:41.809 Of the Himalayas, I think this place is called. 0:12:41.830 --> 0:12:46.250 Nanny Husens, we raise a beer to National American Beer Day. 0:12:46.410 --> 0:12:51.250 You know, American beer is older than America. Indians were 0:12:51.490 --> 0:12:54.550 made of Americans. We're brewing it a thousand years before 0:12:54.610 --> 0:12:56.770 we came and took over. 0:12:57.050 --> 0:13:02.170 Plus, I just bought two five scratchers. Ah, yes. 0:13:02.230 --> 0:13:04.550 High rocks. You run one colostomy. 0:13:04.820 --> 0:13:06.260 I mean, one kilometer. 0:13:06.340 --> 0:13:07.440 Or one colostomy. 0:13:07.500 --> 0:13:07.840 Whatever. 0:13:07.860 --> 0:13:08.700 Oh, God. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:11.239 Orange whip. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:16.370 Orange whip. Orange whip. Three orange whips. Jack, I got 0:13:16.410 --> 0:13:19.170 your Blues Brothers reference. It was Jim. I screwed it up. 0:13:20.620 --> 0:13:22.140 All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:27.720 Radio 104.1. Bank is your 3 o'clock keyword, B-A-N-K. You 0:13:27.740 --> 0:13:29.660 know what to do? Get over to realradio.fm and send 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.760 that away for your chance at 1,000 of our finest 0:13:31.820 --> 0:13:35.370 American dollars. You can also enter using the iHeartRadio app, 0:13:35.380 --> 0:13:37.310 and if you do that, please make it your number 0:13:37.370 --> 0:13:40.650 one preset. That helps us out quite a bit. For sure, 0:13:40.670 --> 0:13:42.570 we appreciate that. And with a small stroke and a muzzy. 0:13:43.690 --> 0:13:47.710 I'm Jim, there's Jack, and Deb has your news. It's 0:13:47.770 --> 0:13:48.790 time for J.C. 0:13:50.950 --> 0:13:51.230 Oh, and Jack. 0:13:51.250 --> 0:13:51.320 Wow. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.390 Has this guy got to put his name on everything? 0:13:53.470 --> 0:13:54.810 It's in my contract, dude. 0:13:54.870 --> 0:13:57.589 Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show. 0:13:57.650 --> 0:14:00.170 A little concerned, my friend Bradshaw, because he didn't have 0:14:00.210 --> 0:14:00.850 a nap today. 0:14:00.950 --> 0:14:02.690 Yeah, no nap today. Oh, no. 0:14:02.750 --> 0:14:04.990 He had a cranky toddler by about 4 o'clock. 0:14:05.250 --> 0:14:06.460 Yeah, I ate, but I didn't get out of bed 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:10.380 until like 7 today. That's honestly like sleeping until noon. Yeah, 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:11.460 so you slept long enough. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:12.380 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:13.380 Quit your bitching. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.640 Nobody's bitching. She's the one who said it. 0:14:15.870 --> 0:14:18.070 I gave him a cookie, and he's wearing his donut shirt. 0:14:18.110 --> 0:14:19.410 Everyone be nice to him. 0:14:19.430 --> 0:14:20.050 Please, thank you. 0:14:20.170 --> 0:14:24.470 JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don. 0:14:24.490 --> 0:14:27.090 All right, this is going to frost your flakes, y'all. 0:14:28.030 --> 0:14:32.150 Florida is joining a multi-state lawsuit accusing Dollar General of 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:37.119 routinely charging customers more at the register than the advertised 0:14:37.180 --> 0:14:40.960 prices on store shelves and in promotions. And, Jack, you 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.460 have the Dollar General app, right? 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:42.780 I do. 0:14:42.980 --> 0:14:46.020 I mean, this is part of, like, must-see shopping for you. 0:14:46.180 --> 0:14:49.610 I've got my system down. I've not noticed this problem. 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:53.510 Okay, well, the Federal Trade Commission and 20 states, including Florida, 0:14:53.610 --> 0:14:58.090 allege the discount retailer's Pricing practices cost shoppers millions of 0:14:58.150 --> 0:15:02.850 dollars over several years. Regulators claim Dollar General received thousands 0:15:02.990 --> 0:15:06.440 of complaints and failed to adequately address the problem despite 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.590 knowing about it. The lawsuit, which was filed in federal 0:15:09.650 --> 0:15:13.550 court in Tennessee, seeks to stop the alleged practices. I 0:15:13.570 --> 0:15:15.489 don't know if you guys have noticed this, but Jimmy, 0:15:15.510 --> 0:15:17.330 do you remember when you brought us the story about 0:15:17.430 --> 0:15:21.170 dynamic pricing happening at Walmart? And then a whistleblower came 0:15:21.250 --> 0:15:23.430 out and was like, oh, yeah, that's totally happening. And 0:15:23.460 --> 0:15:29.320 then Walmart was like, no, it's not. Well, some other 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:32.420 good news. A missing Osceola County teenager is safe. I 0:15:32.460 --> 0:15:34.840 know I was worried about this story because the sheriff's 0:15:34.900 --> 0:15:39.120 office says 16-year-old Levi James Conner... has been located and 0:15:39.220 --> 0:15:41.730 is in good health after a search that stretched from 0:15:41.810 --> 0:15:43.590 Florida all the way to Nebraska. 0:15:43.950 --> 0:15:47.310 What happened to this guy? So he disappeared out of nowhere. 0:15:47.350 --> 0:15:49.710 Then they found his car abandoned in Atlanta. 0:15:49.770 --> 0:15:53.490 Yeah, exactly. So investigators determined that after Connor left his 0:15:53.510 --> 0:15:56.720 vehicle in Atlanta, he had boarded a Greyhound bus traveling north. 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:00.940 So far, no one has said why. Sheriff Christopher Blackman 0:16:00.980 --> 0:16:03.859 thanked the public, though, and law enforcement agencies that helped 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.660 bring the case to a safe conclusion. So now comes 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.430 the investigation again. Why were you running? What were you 0:16:09.470 --> 0:16:12.170 running from? Where were you going to? Because, again, he's 0:16:12.210 --> 0:16:14.810 only 16 years old and made it from Florida to Nebraska. 0:16:14.870 --> 0:16:16.830 I had that kid marked up for gone. 0:16:17.190 --> 0:16:19.100 I did as well. As soon as they said they 0:16:19.130 --> 0:16:21.660 found his SUV abandoned in Atlanta, I thought, oh, Lord, 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:22.600 this is not going to end good. 0:16:22.620 --> 0:16:25.300 Because remember, didn't the same thing happen with that group 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:29.180 that there was an abduction or somebody stole a truck hauler? 0:16:29.580 --> 0:16:31.040 Yes. And didn't it. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:32.800 Have an Atlanta connection as well? 0:16:32.940 --> 0:16:36.960 Yes, it did. Wow. A missing trucker who was taking that. 0:16:38.790 --> 0:16:42.370 car hauler to Atlanta from Miami, and there were luxury 0:16:42.430 --> 0:16:44.830 cars stolen off of it. Yeah, there was that question. 0:16:45.350 --> 0:16:47.750 All right, a judge sentenced Jalen Edgar to life in 0:16:47.810 --> 0:16:52.540 prison today. Edgar was convicted in the deadly 2024 Halloween 0:16:52.580 --> 0:16:55.300 shooting in downtown Orlando that left two people dead and 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:59.160 seven others injured and basically changed the way downtown Orlando 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.739 does business now. Edgar, who was 17 at the time 0:17:02.780 --> 0:17:05.199 of the shooting, is not eligible for the death penalty. 0:17:05.619 --> 0:17:08.040 He will have 30 days to appeal the sentencing, which 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:09.960 Edgar's attorney says he will. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:10.940 All right. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:14.040 The arrest affidavit for Dale Smith Jr., who is facing 0:17:14.100 --> 0:17:17.379 charges in the disappearance and presumed death of his ex-fiancee, 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:21.790 Michelle Parker, has been released. The 46-page document was released 0:17:21.830 --> 0:17:25.630 this morning after the prosecutors and police wanted to keep 0:17:25.730 --> 0:17:30.260 the record sealed pending their investigation. Several local news organizations 0:17:30.300 --> 0:17:33.280 were like, nah, bro, we want to see this thing, 0:17:33.340 --> 0:17:36.060 you know. However, an Orange County judge, like I said, 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.340 ordered it to be unsealed, at least a lot of 0:17:38.380 --> 0:17:40.660 it and available to the public. Still some gag orders, 0:17:40.700 --> 0:17:43.399 some things that they're going to hold on to. Michelle 0:17:43.420 --> 0:17:48.120 Parker disappeared on November 17th, 2001. Smith Jr. has been 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:50.700 charged with second degree murder. And it shows how even 0:17:50.700 --> 0:17:54.619 15 years ago, being able to use your phone's location 0:17:54.660 --> 0:17:57.520 to connect the dots on his, you know, where her 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.810 phone was with his phone the day after she disappeared. 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.689 Near the same body of water where they found her phone. 0:18:04.770 --> 0:18:07.389 Yeah, there was some speculation made that he had purchased 0:18:07.450 --> 0:18:10.270 a ticket to Columbia with a return ticket that could 0:18:10.290 --> 0:18:12.760 be easily canceled. But then they kind of explained that way, 0:18:12.780 --> 0:18:14.540 saying that I guess he was dating somebody that was 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:16.879 from there and had made a number of trips to 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:18.439 Columbia before that. 0:18:18.859 --> 0:18:19.209 Already? 0:18:19.450 --> 0:18:21.340 So I don't know what's going on with it. 0:18:21.340 --> 0:18:24.100 I don't either, but I do believe we do have 0:18:24.140 --> 0:18:27.199 an extradition policy with Columbia. Although if, you know, you 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:29.919 know the right people. Right. 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:32.420 Can you fly a plane? Exactly. 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:34.500 Do you know someone who can fly a plane? 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:35.480 We have a job for you. 0:18:35.740 --> 0:18:38.480 Isn't that why they always say, like mercenaries, they always 0:18:38.530 --> 0:18:40.350 have a Rolex on you, something that you. 0:18:40.250 --> 0:18:41.670 Can exchange real quick. 0:18:41.790 --> 0:18:44.169 So if you need that plane right out of the jungle, 0:18:44.230 --> 0:18:46.889 you've got a way to make that happen. I don't 0:18:46.910 --> 0:18:50.139 know why I'd know that. Coastal flooding still threatening communities 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:53.180 along Florida's central coast. The National Weather Service has issued 0:18:53.220 --> 0:18:56.230 coastal flood warnings for areas stretching all the way from 0:18:56.290 --> 0:19:01.170 Daytona Beach to Fort Pierce and beyond. Officials warned that 0:19:01.270 --> 0:19:05.070 rising water could flood low-lying areas and roadways, while dangerous 0:19:05.109 --> 0:19:08.230 surf and rip currents pose a serious threat to beachgoers. 0:19:08.490 --> 0:19:11.150 Not even the surfers are getting in the water. Residents 0:19:11.190 --> 0:19:14.609 are urged to avoid flooded roads, never drive through standing water, 0:19:14.670 --> 0:19:17.620 and stay out of the ocean. The dangerous beach conditions 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.280 are expected to continue through the week. And not only that, 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:23.310 one at least local meteorologist is saying we could be 0:19:23.330 --> 0:19:27.150 dealing with our first El Nino-induced weather event. And that 0:19:27.190 --> 0:19:30.260 could be happening next week, November 4th and 5th. 0:19:30.490 --> 0:19:33.300 I read today one of the reasons that the Astor buildup, 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:35.600 because the river gets real narrow there. So Astor is 0:19:35.660 --> 0:19:37.840 a natural flood area for Lake County. There have been 0:19:37.859 --> 0:19:40.360 warnings there. for astro flooding for a while, but the St. 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:42.100 John's is going up because some of the winds they 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:44.600 say that they've experienced over the last two or three weeks, 0:19:44.700 --> 0:19:47.830 because the St. John's flows so slowly that it doesn't 0:19:47.869 --> 0:19:49.970 take much of a wind to stop it from flowing. 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:52.940 So literally the wind and weather can stop that thing 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.119 or slow the flow down so much that it backs 0:19:55.180 --> 0:19:55.980 up up down the river. 0:19:56.180 --> 0:19:59.480 Well, if you are in that area, sandbags are available 0:19:59.530 --> 0:20:02.530 for residents in the Astor area as the St. John's 0:20:02.570 --> 0:20:05.770 River continues to flood parts of Central Florida. Residents can 0:20:05.790 --> 0:20:09.379 pick up sandbags at Lake County Fire Rescue Station 101. 0:20:09.380 --> 0:20:11.820 I hate the way I say bags. On State Road 40, 0:20:11.820 --> 0:20:13.520 but you're going to need to bring your own shovels, 0:20:13.619 --> 0:20:15.520 and you're going to need to fill the bags yourself 0:20:15.619 --> 0:20:16.080 as well. 0:20:16.180 --> 0:20:17.879 But I've been to one of those stations before, and 0:20:17.900 --> 0:20:21.160 it's very efficient, and everybody that's there does a really 0:20:21.180 --> 0:20:22.840 good job helping everybody else out. 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:23.800 Which is really cool. 0:20:23.820 --> 0:20:24.100 Right, right. 0:20:24.140 --> 0:20:24.800 It's really cool. 0:20:24.820 --> 0:20:26.420 During one of the other big storms, we were doing 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.320 the one out in Seminole County, and when we pulled up, 0:20:28.350 --> 0:20:31.149 it was just a mountain of sand. And people were 0:20:31.190 --> 0:20:33.330 just backing their cars up to it. And there were 0:20:33.350 --> 0:20:35.250 a couple of locals that just kind of, you know, 0:20:35.310 --> 0:20:36.810 because there were single moms pulling up. 0:20:36.810 --> 0:20:37.149 Right. 0:20:37.170 --> 0:20:39.109 You know, their husbands were working and stuff. And, you know, 0:20:39.150 --> 0:20:41.950 guys were helping him fill up sandbags. And I was 0:20:41.970 --> 0:20:42.950 doing it, too, but I was charging. 0:20:44.510 --> 0:20:45.650 I learned from your kid, right? 0:20:45.770 --> 0:20:47.730 Five bucks a bag. It's affordable. 0:20:48.410 --> 0:20:51.230 The river is at moderate flood stage and officials are 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:55.810 urging people in low-lying areas to still stay alert. All right, 0:20:55.910 --> 0:21:00.080 our last weather-related story, at least Sarasota County is confirming 0:21:00.140 --> 0:21:04.199 a case of West Nile virus. Dengue, step aside. The 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:07.500 mosquito-borne infection has prompted health officials to issue an advisory. 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:10.890 They didn't identify the patient or their location. Health officials 0:21:10.930 --> 0:21:14.369 say they're working with the county's mosquito management services to 0:21:14.410 --> 0:21:17.659 prevent the virus from spreading. Residents are urged to do 0:21:17.700 --> 0:21:20.270 what you can, right? Limit your time outdoors during dawn 0:21:20.310 --> 0:21:24.350 and dusk, drain standing water, and apply mosquito repellent when needed. Yeah. 0:21:24.710 --> 0:21:26.590 We're going to have Seminole County in, is it, we're 0:21:26.609 --> 0:21:27.270 working on tomorrow? 0:21:27.310 --> 0:21:27.830 Tomorrow, 520. 0:21:27.830 --> 0:21:32.169 Yeah, to talk about the whole mosquito thing, the spraying, 0:21:32.230 --> 0:21:32.889 the whole nine yards. 0:21:32.910 --> 0:21:35.970 Yeah, because, of course, Seminole County just recently reported their 0:21:36.070 --> 0:21:39.540 first locally acquired case of dengue, along with Brevard County. 0:21:39.600 --> 0:21:43.240 Hillsborough County continues their spraying because they remain the epicenter 0:21:43.260 --> 0:21:44.800 of the dengue outbreak in Florida. 0:21:45.030 --> 0:21:48.250 We'll have the Mosquito Control Program Manager for Seminole County 0:21:48.310 --> 0:21:48.990 in tomorrow. 0:21:49.010 --> 0:21:50.970 Oh, that is so cool. That is so cool. 0:21:51.070 --> 0:21:51.330 All right. 0:21:51.390 --> 0:21:56.170 This story, I have a really, I hope hell has 0:21:56.210 --> 0:22:00.950 a very special place for people who prey on children, animals, 0:22:01.109 --> 0:22:01.810 and the elderly. 0:22:01.869 --> 0:22:02.950 Sure thing. Yeah, I agree with that. 0:22:03.050 --> 0:22:05.129 And this is one of those stories. Four men are 0:22:05.170 --> 0:22:08.310 accused of scamming an elderly Broward County man out of 0:22:08.369 --> 0:22:08.830 his house. 0:22:08.850 --> 0:22:09.450 Oh, wow. 0:22:10.060 --> 0:22:12.639 Hollywood police announced, and it's what they do for a 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:16.199 living that really, really angers me. Hollywood police announced the 0:22:16.260 --> 0:22:21.500 arrest yesterday as part of Operation Dirty Deed. The suspects 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:25.910 allegedly took advantage of a 71-year-old man with severe dementia 0:22:26.130 --> 0:22:30.010 so they could take possession of his $ 300, 000 house and 0:22:30.050 --> 0:22:35.369 his three cars. One investigator said the man lost everything 0:22:35.770 --> 0:22:40.420 and wound up living in a rooming house in Miami Gardens. Thankfully, 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.800 his sister-in-law says he's now in an assisted living facility 0:22:43.900 --> 0:22:47.280 in Jacksonville. One of the suspects is a realtor. 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:48.770 No way, really? 0:22:48.790 --> 0:22:51.150 Yes, and another suspect is a notary. 0:22:51.170 --> 0:22:51.230 No. 0:22:54.170 --> 0:22:54.550 I mean. 0:22:54.690 --> 0:22:56.770 Wow, that's the forge machine, right? 0:22:56.790 --> 0:23:00.040 That's the forge machine. I mean, just everything about that's just. 0:23:00.600 --> 0:23:01.600 Wow, that's so crazy. 0:23:01.660 --> 0:23:04.600 Isn't that? That's just, how do you even sleep at night? 0:23:04.660 --> 0:23:06.199 On the heels of that cop. Did you guys hear 0:23:06.220 --> 0:23:07.440 about the cop? Oh, my God. 0:23:07.660 --> 0:23:09.840 Checked on a welfare check, found the person dead, and 0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:11.520 tried to assume his home and his identity. 0:23:11.540 --> 0:23:11.840 Tried? 0:23:11.859 --> 0:23:11.990 He did. 0:23:12.080 --> 0:23:13.460 He did for like three years. 0:23:13.700 --> 0:23:14.040 He did. 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:17.380 He did like tens of thousands of dollars in improvements 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:17.899 to the dude's house. 0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:18.619 Did you hear that story? 0:23:18.700 --> 0:23:19.290 No. 0:23:19.369 --> 0:23:21.920 Yeah, a cop goes to do a wellness check, goes in, 0:23:22.090 --> 0:23:25.130 finds dude dead, and then just takes his house over. 0:23:25.470 --> 0:23:27.570 and starts living there. There were video of him as 0:23:27.590 --> 0:23:29.310 he was leaving the courtroom the other day, and he 0:23:29.350 --> 0:23:31.629 put a mask on and sprinted out of the court 0:23:31.650 --> 0:23:33.310 so nobody could talk to him. I think he's a 0:23:33.350 --> 0:23:36.650 Miami Gardens police officer. Maybe he got hired by ICE. 0:23:36.810 --> 0:23:38.170 He's got the uniform. 0:23:38.230 --> 0:23:39.490 He's already ready to go. 0:23:39.510 --> 0:23:40.610 All right. 0:23:40.710 --> 0:23:43.350 Also in South Florida, I think this is a really, 0:23:43.530 --> 0:23:46.649 really cool story. The Broward County Public School Board is 0:23:46.690 --> 0:23:50.959 considering a developer plan to turn the former North Fork, 0:23:51.320 --> 0:23:57.060 that's Fork, F-O-R-K, the North fork elementary campus into a 0:23:57.240 --> 0:23:58.380 teacher village. 0:23:59.060 --> 0:23:59.720 Wow, really? 0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:04.300 Yeah, with affordable housing. So Broward County Teachers Union leader 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:07.659 Anna Fusco is urging the board to act fast. 0:24:08.050 --> 0:24:11.830 Employees in Broward County public schools could benefit from this 0:24:11.990 --> 0:24:15.150 whether they might need to get into affordable housing because 0:24:15.310 --> 0:24:17.570 the cost of living is so drastic and the Broward 0:24:17.609 --> 0:24:19.350 County public schools doesn't pay well. 0:24:19.530 --> 0:24:21.909 I don't know any that do. To be honest with 0:24:21.950 --> 0:24:23.729 what teachers are asked to do. Do any of them 0:24:23.770 --> 0:24:24.830 make what they really deserve? 0:24:24.869 --> 0:24:25.490 No, no, no. 0:24:26.470 --> 0:24:29.389 Well, get this. School teachers and staff are projected to 0:24:29.430 --> 0:24:33.390 save $ 1, 000 a month on rent if the project is approved. 0:24:33.750 --> 0:24:38.730 The project involves three separate and 99-year ground leases and 0:24:38.790 --> 0:24:43.890 includes 350 rental apartments, a hotel with 125 rooms. 0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:44.430 Oh, wow. 0:24:44.580 --> 0:24:48.119 Can you imagine the smoking lounge at that joint? It's 0:24:48.140 --> 0:24:52.560 going to be the size of a gym. parties though 0:24:52.580 --> 0:24:56.060 oh my god oh the parties oh my god teachers 0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:59.220 oh teachers like sixth grade teachers are looking for an 0:24:59.310 --> 0:25:01.070 escape and they don't care what it could be it 0:25:01.090 --> 0:25:03.850 could be bondage it doesn't matter they want out well 0:25:03.869 --> 0:25:06.350 they already have the bondage that's called the classroom they're 0:25:06.390 --> 0:25:09.870 bound uh north fork elementary is just one of 10 0:25:09.869 --> 0:25:12.889 proposed schools being repurposed due to loss of funding from 0:25:12.930 --> 0:25:16.230 a decline in enrollment something that we're seeing throughout all 0:25:16.270 --> 0:25:19.010 of florida 67 counties but what a way to outthink 0:25:19.050 --> 0:25:22.000 the problem right All right. Well, there's always been a 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:24.440 lot of talk about the Tate brothers, but some other 0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:28.480 brothers that definitely are very well known in the very 0:25:28.660 --> 0:25:33.230 rich development world in Miami, New York, elsewhere. Well, they're 0:25:33.350 --> 0:25:36.790 dealing with their sentencing hearing for the Alexander brothers. That's 0:25:36.830 --> 0:25:40.430 underway in New York with victim statements. As the accusers 0:25:40.470 --> 0:25:44.490 spoke from the podium, the convicted rapist, 40-year-old Tall, And 0:25:44.550 --> 0:25:49.580 his 39-year-old twin brothers, Orend and Elon, simply stared forward. 0:25:49.740 --> 0:25:53.640 I like the family business aspect. 0:25:54.340 --> 0:25:56.640 The court is going to allow each brother to speak 0:25:56.640 --> 0:26:00.300 90 minutes before the jury determines their fate, which for 0:26:00.340 --> 0:26:02.860 these three rich brothers who are used to traveling with 0:26:02.980 --> 0:26:06.350 big money, big celebrities, big names, I mean, they're looking 0:26:06.390 --> 0:26:07.330 at life in prison. 0:26:07.750 --> 0:26:09.010 It's going to be a big change. 0:26:09.130 --> 0:26:11.290 A big change. And this is just on the New 0:26:11.310 --> 0:26:15.440 York charges. So famed defense attorney Alan Dershowitz. Yeah, there's 0:26:15.460 --> 0:26:17.219 a clean guy, right? We're not going to find him 0:26:17.260 --> 0:26:17.640 in the finals. 0:26:17.660 --> 0:26:18.560 No, you're fine. 0:26:18.600 --> 0:26:21.660 Has been detained for the appeals process and chef's kiss 0:26:21.740 --> 0:26:24.000 possible presidential pardon. 0:26:25.100 --> 0:26:25.379 No. 0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:26.180 Right? 0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:26.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:26:27.060 --> 0:26:29.649 Nothing says I pardon you after you've been convicted of. 0:26:30.270 --> 0:26:33.750 There are still state charges in Miami against the twins. 0:26:34.109 --> 0:26:38.640 So their ordeal isn't over yet. The FBI's Tampa office 0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:42.790 is investigating Meghan Markle's estranged father, Thomas Markle Sr. As 0:26:42.850 --> 0:26:46.870 reported last week, the Duchess of Sussex's dad is facing 0:26:46.910 --> 0:26:51.520 an FBI and Philippine investigation into allegations he possessed a 0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:55.859 vast stash of child sexual abuse material. Now, a search 0:26:55.900 --> 0:26:59.180 warrant may be served at his Florida home. If probable 0:26:59.270 --> 0:27:02.330 cause is found, I can't imagine they won't find that. 0:27:02.470 --> 0:27:06.430 I don't think you want to be part of that Filipino, like, 0:27:06.470 --> 0:27:10.190 penal system, right? Aren't they, like, brutally, like. 0:27:10.590 --> 0:27:13.950 I believe Duarte said that he enjoyed or thought that 0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:16.780 they should be executing, you know, convicted felons in the streets. 0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:17.640 Oh, yeah, yeah, man. 0:27:17.859 --> 0:27:20.060 Yeah, I thought they were pretty hardcore over there. 0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:21.060 Very hardcore. 0:27:21.180 --> 0:27:21.660 Wow. 0:27:22.100 --> 0:27:26.270 Marco calls the claims, quote, sick lies, end quote. All right, 0:27:26.310 --> 0:27:29.899 the Rays are in a must-win situation as they host 0:27:29.940 --> 0:27:35.040 Milwaukee in Game 4 of the World Series at Tropicana Field. 0:27:35.060 --> 0:27:37.550 That's the greatest two-out rally that has ever happened in 0:27:37.570 --> 0:27:39.910 the history of baseball. I watched five minutes of baseball 0:27:39.970 --> 0:27:44.570 last night and saw seven runs. I've never seen a 0:27:44.570 --> 0:27:45.620 two-out rally like that. 0:27:45.630 --> 0:27:46.430 That was crazy. 0:27:46.490 --> 0:27:52.740 How many slice, bud, nub, little droppers, butters, nubber, base 0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:54.419 hits have you seen in your life, man? 0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:57.939 And that two-out, he had a shot, that second base hit, 0:27:57.980 --> 0:27:59.919 it was a tough hop, but still, that would have 0:28:00.030 --> 0:28:00.630 ended it completely. 0:28:01.250 --> 0:28:01.730 Immediately. 0:28:01.950 --> 0:28:04.250 So good. But instead, next thing you know, seven more runs. 0:28:04.630 --> 0:28:06.390 They couldn't get anybody out to save their life. 0:28:06.570 --> 0:28:06.950 Oh, man. 0:28:07.010 --> 0:28:10.540 Well, Tampa Bay trails the series three games to none 0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:14.800 and is trying to avoid a sweep after Monday's 10-1 loss. 0:28:15.060 --> 0:28:17.940 That was a fifth inning when it just... I couldn't 0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:18.290 believe it. 0:28:18.340 --> 0:28:20.770 Even Chris was like, they just scored seven runs in 0:28:20.869 --> 0:28:21.930 one inning. I was like, what? 0:28:22.350 --> 0:28:23.649 And a lot of them were two outs. That's what 0:28:23.670 --> 0:28:25.790 I'm saying. You look at that rally, like two outs. 0:28:25.910 --> 0:28:27.939 All of those runs were two outs. I turned it on. 0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:29.420 It was bases loaded, two outs. 0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:31.680 And I'm like, oh, let me see what happens here. 0:28:31.780 --> 0:28:32.180 Yeah. 0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:35.910 And suddenly I'm watching and my wife left the room, 0:28:35.950 --> 0:28:37.810 you know, she comes back and it was seven runs. 0:28:37.890 --> 0:28:40.090 I'm like, now it's nine. You left, it was two nothing. 0:28:40.130 --> 0:28:40.990 Now it's nine nothing. 0:28:41.090 --> 0:28:43.790 You took over three squibber bases in a row. 0:28:44.430 --> 0:28:47.300 Well, right-hander Griffin Jacks is expected to start as the 0:28:47.340 --> 0:28:49.500 Rays look to keep alive their hopes of winning the 0:28:49.540 --> 0:28:53.979 franchise's first World Series title. Milwaukee, though, needs just one 0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:56.660 more victory to capture its first championship. 0:28:56.820 --> 0:28:57.680 They seem destined. 0:28:57.960 --> 0:28:59.240 Yeah, they do. 0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:02.310 Sweeping the Dodgers nowadays. They're just so strong. 0:29:02.370 --> 0:29:03.210 Blowing these guys out. 0:29:04.350 --> 0:29:06.900 My poor husband. First pitch is set for 8 p.m. 0:29:07.020 --> 0:29:10.180 in St. Petersburg. Man, he hates the Brewers so bad. 0:29:10.220 --> 0:29:11.800 Does he really? Oh, my God. 0:29:11.820 --> 0:29:13.940 How can he hate the Brewers and he's married to you? 0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:15.720 Because they always have the Cubs number. 0:29:15.860 --> 0:29:16.440 Oh, I see. 0:29:16.460 --> 0:29:17.830 Everybody has the Cubs number. 0:29:17.850 --> 0:29:18.670 Now, come on now. 0:29:18.910 --> 0:29:21.970 The Cubs have the Cubs number. 0:29:22.030 --> 0:29:25.650 All right, all right. We've got a little work. 0:29:25.490 --> 0:29:26.330 To do on the bullpen. 0:29:26.370 --> 0:29:26.830 But anyway. 0:29:26.850 --> 0:29:28.280 The number is the Cubs number. 0:29:29.790 --> 0:29:31.920 Also over on the Gulf Coast, man, I don't know 0:29:31.940 --> 0:29:33.860 if it's the breeze or the water or what they're 0:29:33.900 --> 0:29:36.070 eating over there, but plea deals, you know, they're pretty 0:29:36.110 --> 0:29:39.970 common in criminal trials, right? But this one could have been. 0:29:40.380 --> 0:29:45.700 pretty tasty and is all Florida. Robert Kessler is charged 0:29:45.760 --> 0:29:50.940 in the 2021 murder of a Pennsylvania woman, Stephanie Crone Overholt, 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:55.020 who was staying in his home. Kessler was representing himself 0:29:55.120 --> 0:30:00.260 in court, and when Hillsborough County Judge Nick Nazarian Nazareshian 0:30:00.460 --> 0:30:05.510 offered the possibility of a plea, listen closely, because Kessler answered, 0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:09.550 but this was not what the judge was expecting. 0:30:09.570 --> 0:30:11.190 So you're telling. 0:30:10.970 --> 0:30:13.550 Me you would open, you would plead to life in prison? 0:30:13.570 --> 0:30:17.970 A Philly cheesesteak with onions on it and mayonnaise and. 0:30:19.370 --> 0:30:19.850 Fries. 0:30:19.870 --> 0:30:21.250 I understand. 0:30:21.470 --> 0:30:25.060 And 20 ounces. Okay, it's got to be 20 ounces, huh? 0:30:25.110 --> 0:30:25.370 Okay. 0:30:26.130 --> 0:30:28.850 I mean, if anything, less than a 20-ounce Pepsi. I mean, 0:30:28.890 --> 0:30:29.410 why are you going to. 0:30:29.630 --> 0:30:31.930 You need enough to go with the food, right? You 0:30:31.970 --> 0:30:34.330 don't want to have more food and finish your soda. 0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:37.360 You always want that last sip of soda after you're 0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:38.300 done with your meal. 0:30:38.340 --> 0:30:40.180 You got the full cheesesteak, fries. 0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:42.490 Onions got to have mayonnaise on it, too. 0:30:42.670 --> 0:30:44.810 And so at least 20 ounces soda. 0:30:45.150 --> 0:30:45.710 Is that real? 0:30:45.910 --> 0:30:46.070 Yes. 0:30:46.090 --> 0:30:46.630 That is real. 0:30:46.830 --> 0:30:47.930 Yeah. 0:30:48.270 --> 0:30:51.530 The guy said, I will plead guilty in exchange for 0:30:51.790 --> 0:30:56.040 a cheesesteak with mayo and onions, fries, and a 20-ounce Pepsi. 0:30:56.140 --> 0:30:56.840 That's what he said. 0:30:56.980 --> 0:30:59.720 He was challenging. So the La Spada's combo meal. 0:30:59.880 --> 0:31:00.280 Yeah, yeah. 0:31:00.680 --> 0:31:03.320 He was challenging it because he's a blind guy and said, 0:31:03.340 --> 0:31:06.800 I have the right to see my accusers and I 0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:07.420 can't see. 0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:09.770 So it was like, you got to do something here. 0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:12.340 And he's like, wow. 0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:16.880 The judge is like, you could plead. And the guy goes, 0:31:17.060 --> 0:31:19.670 I agree to plead if you get me this meal. 0:31:20.070 --> 0:31:21.110 Wow. 0:31:21.110 --> 0:31:21.810 20 ounces. 0:31:22.470 --> 0:31:24.970 I don't know how they resolved it. I'm not sure. 0:31:24.990 --> 0:31:26.630 Probably did not give the guy a cheese stick. 0:31:26.750 --> 0:31:31.900 No, Judge Nazarethian called the request, quote, interesting, end quote, 0:31:31.980 --> 0:31:34.340 but denied it, saying it would be wrong, quote, in 0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.300 a thousand ways, end quote. 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:37.120 Right, exactly. 0:31:37.180 --> 0:31:39.940 Kessler is facing life in prison if convicted. This is 0:31:39.980 --> 0:31:43.710 a pretty brutal crime. Kessler told the judge also interestingly 0:31:43.770 --> 0:31:46.780 today that, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've changed my mind. 0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:48.400 I do want a public defender. 0:31:48.700 --> 0:31:51.580 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, I do. You can keep the cheesesteaks. 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:53.540 Take the fries and the 20-ounce Pepsi. 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.000 Or maybe he hopes the public defender will bring the 0:31:56.040 --> 0:32:00.680 cheesesteaks and the 20-ounce Pepsi. His tax dollars at work. 0:32:00.700 --> 0:32:03.960 I can't find a real defense attorney. Maybe I can 0:32:03.980 --> 0:32:05.850 talk one of these guys in. I can talk one 0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:07.680 of these ill-fitting suit dudes into it. 0:32:07.750 --> 0:32:10.630 But nothing says Florida like I'll plead guilty to murder 0:32:10.670 --> 0:32:13.010 for a cheesecake fries and a 20-ounce Pepsi. 0:32:13.050 --> 0:32:15.800 That is Florida. That is Florida. That should be a 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:18.280 license plate. 0:32:18.780 --> 0:32:21.640 And that concludes your JCS News. 0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:22.880 Pepsi. 0:32:23.260 --> 0:32:23.680 Pepsi. 0:32:24.900 --> 0:32:29.620 All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. Bank is your 3 0:32:29.620 --> 0:32:33.860 o'clock keyword. That's B-A-N-K. Just slide over to realradio.fm and 0:32:33.900 --> 0:32:35.770 send that away for your chance at $ 1, 000. Back in 0:32:35.830 --> 0:32:37.930 a sec with the football follow-up. Load them up. We're 0:32:37.950 --> 0:32:41.390 going to give something away next. Greg Danstone, it is 0:32:41.470 --> 0:32:44.000 time for the football follow-up right here on the Jim 0:32:44.020 --> 0:32:46.540 Colbert Show. This is where a lucky listener, we have 0:32:46.580 --> 0:32:49.580 a bank full of them ready to go, will choose 0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:51.780 which member of the show they believe had the best 0:32:51.860 --> 0:32:54.900 week in NFL picks. And on the line is some 0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:55.340 cool stuff. 0:32:55.700 --> 0:32:56.400 Absolutely. 0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:58.630 The winner will get to pick either tickets to see 0:32:58.670 --> 0:33:02.710 the neighborhood, the Stray Cats, or Orlando City's final regular 0:33:02.750 --> 0:33:03.830 season home match. 0:33:03.890 --> 0:33:04.490 Not bad. 0:33:04.550 --> 0:33:07.380 Yeah, you get to choose if you are correct today 0:33:07.700 --> 0:33:10.260 in selecting which one of us did the best in 0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:13.660 the football picks. I will give you a little background 0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:17.990 going into this week. Deb has led the group of 0:33:18.090 --> 0:33:21.840 us with 55 correct. Jim in second place with 51. 0:33:21.830 --> 0:33:25.830 Then comes Ross with 50, and I have 48. As 0:33:25.890 --> 0:33:29.840 far as weekly wins, Deb leads the pack there as 0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.560 well with three. I have one, Jim has one, and 0:33:32.620 --> 0:33:36.640 Ross has one. That's where we are as of today. 0:33:36.980 --> 0:33:41.780 But always, I would like to caution you, past performance 0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:43.720 is not indicative of future results. 0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:44.240 100%. 0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:47.290 All right, Deb, one, two, three, or four? 0:33:47.310 --> 0:33:48.110 Let's go two. 0:33:48.130 --> 0:33:50.690 Two sounds good. That is our friend Steve. Steve, how 0:33:50.730 --> 0:33:55.370 are you, buddy? Very good. Yourself? Doing great, boss. Tell me, 0:33:55.630 --> 0:33:57.230 which member of the show do you believe had the 0:33:57.280 --> 0:33:58.880 best week in NFL picks this week? 0:34:00.370 --> 0:34:01.150 I'll say Jack. 0:34:01.650 --> 0:34:02.750 You think it's Jack. 0:34:02.830 --> 0:34:05.150 Jackson Brown. Well, here's a clue. 0:34:05.290 --> 0:34:07.530 You can always know I have at least one more 0:34:07.570 --> 0:34:12.880 wrong than everyone else because I continue to take the Raiders. So, unfortunately, 0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.500 I finished in third place this. 0:34:17.180 --> 0:34:17.339 Week. 0:34:17.380 --> 0:34:17.600 Wow. 0:34:17.620 --> 0:34:18.760 A little bit of a clue there. 0:34:18.780 --> 0:34:20.520 A tiny clue. All right, Deb. 0:34:21.060 --> 0:34:22.200 One, three, or four? 0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:24.480 Let's go one. 0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:27.160 One sounds good. That is Susie. Susie, how are you? 0:34:28.390 --> 0:34:29.080 Hey, I'm great. 0:34:29.140 --> 0:34:30.120 How are you? Awesome. 0:34:30.140 --> 0:34:32.219 Glad to hear that. Jack is off the board. Who 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:34.020 do you think had the best week in NFL picks 0:34:34.040 --> 0:34:34.399 this week? 0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:36.359 I'm going to go with Deb. 0:34:37.090 --> 0:34:40.200 Going with Deb. Deb's on a hot streak. That's a 0:34:40.660 --> 0:34:41.420 solid pick. 0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:41.859 It is. 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:44.900 And past performance shows that she is leading us on 0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:49.760 the season with most weekly wins. Unfortunately for Deb and you, Susie, 0:34:50.090 --> 0:34:52.109 this week she did finish in last place. 0:34:53.810 --> 0:34:56.870 Oh. Wow. Wow. 0:34:57.250 --> 0:34:58.390 Seven hole correct. 0:34:59.410 --> 0:35:00.350 Oh, that hurt. 0:35:00.570 --> 0:35:02.740 So it's between Ross and myself. 0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:03.140 Yes. 0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:03.820 You are correct. 0:35:03.900 --> 0:35:04.640 Ross and myself. 0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:04.819 Deb? 0:35:05.730 --> 0:35:07.910 It is Sophie's choice. Is it Guy or Mike? 0:35:08.610 --> 0:35:09.279 Let's go Guy. 0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:11.719 Let's go Guy. That's line three. Guy, how are you? 0:35:12.940 --> 0:35:15.779 I'm doing well. It's Jimmy's turn to win. 0:35:16.060 --> 0:35:17.480 All right, so he went right out of the box. 0:35:17.500 --> 0:35:18.020 There you go. 0:35:18.700 --> 0:35:22.430 And Jimmy does have nine correct this week. Congratulations, Jim. 0:35:22.750 --> 0:35:25.030 It's a pretty good week to finish in second place. 0:35:25.210 --> 0:35:25.310 Oh! 0:35:27.330 --> 0:35:28.219 Sorry, guy. 0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:33.259 What a swerve from Bradshaw. That's why he's hated. One 0:35:33.300 --> 0:35:36.640 of the many reasons he's hated. You're not wrong. Mike, 0:35:36.700 --> 0:35:37.400 how are you, Mike? 0:35:38.430 --> 0:35:40.149 I'm doing phenomenal. How about you? 0:35:40.270 --> 0:35:43.690 You are doing phenomenal. Thank you, buddy. Appreciate that. Well, 0:35:43.730 --> 0:35:45.489 there's one guy left on the show. Who do you 0:35:45.510 --> 0:35:46.690 think had the best week this week, bud? 0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:50.580 I'm just going to guess the last one left. Okay, 0:35:50.620 --> 0:35:51.859 there you go. It's Ross. You're a winner. 0:35:51.890 --> 0:35:52.910 I'm going to put you on hold. 0:35:53.110 --> 0:35:56.710 It is fun when they have four of us, and 0:35:56.830 --> 0:35:59.210 when it does happen to be the fourth person that 0:35:59.450 --> 0:36:02.290 gets chosen. Ross had 11 correct. 0:36:02.730 --> 0:36:03.330 Wow. 0:36:03.390 --> 0:36:05.920 Last time he had 11 was week one, and that 0:36:05.940 --> 0:36:09.660 was the last time he was a weekly winner. Yeah, overall, 0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:13.160 he is now just one behind Deb for the overall lead. 0:36:13.500 --> 0:36:17.010 Deb has 62 for the season. Ross was 61. Jim 0:36:17.030 --> 0:36:19.950 was 60. And I am continuing to pick the Raiders, 0:36:20.030 --> 0:36:20.570 and I have 55. 0:36:20.550 --> 0:36:21.209 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:36:21.310 --> 0:36:23.750 Hey, I continue to pick the Packers, and I'm last. 0:36:23.790 --> 0:36:24.969 Hey, did he cash this week? 0:36:25.690 --> 0:36:25.989 He did. 0:36:27.050 --> 0:36:31.580 He tied second place. Did he really? With our pyro 0:36:31.620 --> 0:36:32.180 spot buddy. 0:36:32.340 --> 0:36:33.700 I'll be damned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:34.940 He bought more gold with that. 0:36:35.020 --> 0:36:37.259 Is that what he did? Yeah. That's what you do 0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:38.380 with it. That's right. You buy more gold. 0:36:38.400 --> 0:36:40.810 Buy gold. That's the football follow-up. And, of course, we'll 0:36:40.830 --> 0:36:44.640 do the football forecast coming up on Thursday. That's where 0:36:44.660 --> 0:36:46.800 we'll start picking what teams we think are going to 0:36:46.820 --> 0:36:48.360 have a good week. I've got to start listening to 0:36:48.420 --> 0:36:51.280 Ross more. He listens to Vegas a lot. I'm starting 0:36:51.300 --> 0:36:52.790 to go with my heart a little bit, kind of 0:36:52.810 --> 0:36:57.069 paying attention to how they're playing. He's picked some tight guys. 0:36:57.090 --> 0:37:00.469 He picked Seattle winning last week. 0:37:01.910 --> 0:37:02.430 So did I. 0:37:02.610 --> 0:37:04.550 Yeah, yeah. 0:37:04.700 --> 0:37:07.319 Deb has three wins on the season. Ross just two. 0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:11.239 But you listen to Ross. You just dismiss Deb over there. 0:37:11.700 --> 0:37:12.200 Oh, honey. 0:37:12.620 --> 0:37:13.379 You mean dead last, Deb? 0:37:14.020 --> 0:37:17.239 That's only this week. All DLD over there? 0:37:17.910 --> 0:37:27.529 Jealous one week, Jim. Two seasons in a row. There's 0:37:27.590 --> 0:37:29.370 always next season, Jim. 0:37:29.410 --> 0:37:30.350 This season's not over. 0:37:30.410 --> 0:37:33.020 I could go on a blistering run. 0:37:33.060 --> 0:37:33.800 Yeah, you could. 0:37:33.820 --> 0:37:34.780 That's what I have planned. 0:37:34.820 --> 0:37:35.420 But you won't. 0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:38.380 A blistering run of wins. That's what I have planned. 0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:40.919 We're a week away from the halfway point in this 0:37:40.980 --> 0:37:41.319 season already. 0:37:41.340 --> 0:37:41.920 Unbelievable. 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:43.299 You've got us seven weeks away from it. 0:37:44.620 --> 0:37:45.900 Seven weeks from Christmas? 0:37:46.140 --> 0:37:46.500 No way. 0:37:46.520 --> 0:37:48.580 That's not right, is it? No, you're doing bad math. 0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:48.980 No. 0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:51.160 I know. Normally you'd think that, but I heard it 0:37:51.180 --> 0:37:53.070 from someone else. That way you know it's true. 0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:55.830 Today is... No, we're nine weeks. No, it's one month 0:37:55.850 --> 0:37:58.850 from Thanksgiving right now, right? Yeah, we're nine weeks. It's 0:37:59.030 --> 0:38:00.150 one month from Thanksgiving. 0:38:00.690 --> 0:38:01.010 Right. 0:38:01.070 --> 0:38:04.069 And then that's four weeks. Oh, yeah, you're right. 0:38:04.110 --> 0:38:05.009 How many weeks did you say? 0:38:05.190 --> 0:38:09.940 Hey, Siri, how many days until Christmas? I'll get an answer. 0:38:09.940 --> 0:38:12.600 58 days until Christmas. 0:38:12.620 --> 0:38:13.879 All right, yeah, that's about a month and a half. 0:38:15.710 --> 0:38:16.430 Wow. 0:38:16.969 --> 0:38:17.670 I'm not ready. 0:38:18.190 --> 0:38:20.370 That's six and a half weeks. I walked into one 0:38:20.390 --> 0:38:24.540 of the big box stores. I walked into one of 0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:28.140 the big box stores. I don't know if you can 0:38:28.180 --> 0:38:31.240 do this. I can walk into a place and completely 0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.500 be oblivious to anything that happens the first ten minutes 0:38:33.540 --> 0:38:35.350 I'm in there. I had to go to the paint department, 0:38:35.450 --> 0:38:36.930 and I would have not noticed. They could have put 0:38:37.350 --> 0:38:40.230 a hanging buffalo corpse in the beginning of the door, 0:38:40.270 --> 0:38:41.290 and I would have walked right past it. 0:38:41.370 --> 0:38:42.250 Oh, not me. 0:38:42.570 --> 0:38:44.170 But I had to go to the plant department this week. 0:38:44.739 --> 0:38:47.120 And I walked over there, and oh, my God, man. 0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:48.260 It's all Christmas. 0:38:48.300 --> 0:38:53.340 Christmas is already everywhere. They moved the entire store around 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:57.900 to acclimate the area for Christmas. It's bananas. 0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:00.560 It is bananas. And speaking of that, in Christmas, have 0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.200 you guys seen what I believe is the first, I think, 0:39:03.260 --> 0:39:07.020 possibly in the country that just opened in Winter Garden? Oh, yeah. 0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:07.600 I saw that. 0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:08.580 Don't you dare say it. 0:39:08.620 --> 0:39:09.000 I've got it. 0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:09.480 Oh, you do? 0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:10.500 Oh, I'm sorry. 0:39:10.540 --> 0:39:11.320 How genius is it? 0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:13.680 Oh, my God. It's like the IABA for the regular folk. 0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:15.319 And it's something else, too. If it's the same thing 0:39:15.340 --> 0:39:18.370 we're talking about, you're thinking to yourself, how did this 0:39:18.570 --> 0:39:21.790 just happen considering the success of that? 0:39:21.930 --> 0:39:22.670 I mean, unbelievable. 0:39:22.690 --> 0:39:24.370 We'll talk about that probably around 420 or so. 0:39:24.390 --> 0:39:24.770 407-916-1041. 0:39:24.790 --> 0:39:25.109 Right, Jack? 0:39:25.130 --> 0:39:26.589 We have a fresh keyword for you. You know what 0:39:26.610 --> 0:39:27.230 we're talking about? 0:39:27.250 --> 0:39:27.320 No. 0:39:29.910 --> 0:39:30.420 You want to hear it? 0:39:30.650 --> 0:39:30.850 Yeah. 0:39:31.290 --> 0:39:34.450 Spirit opened a Christmas store. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 0:39:34.510 --> 0:39:36.200 Spirit is now in the Christmas business. 0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:38.759 Genius. It is, right? 0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:41.960 And every box store, like we're talking about, is probably 0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:45.620 super pissed off. Because every one of those Halloween customers 0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.060 is now going to know that that place is just 0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:49.879 going to switch gears and go to Christmas. And that 0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:53.259 is going to greatly impact anybody who sells any of 0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:54.840 that Christmas tchotchke stuff. 0:39:54.900 --> 0:39:57.440 Well, if you're someone who's in the market for it 0:39:57.540 --> 0:39:59.560 and all of the other stores are already sold out, 0:39:59.580 --> 0:40:03.420 I mean, they have some beautiful things like from– frosty 0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:04.739 the snowman. 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:07.310 Yeah yeah yeah lots of lots of um. 0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:09.630 Um inflatables yeah rudolph. 0:40:09.250 --> 0:40:11.350 Stuff yeah they don't even have to change the name 0:40:11.430 --> 0:40:13.930 it's perfect it is and what's brilliant about it is 0:40:13.969 --> 0:40:16.950 this now because that was what makes that store very 0:40:16.969 --> 0:40:19.390 interesting is the way they lease their pro their properties 0:40:19.450 --> 0:40:21.630 because they run these short leases and buildings that have 0:40:21.650 --> 0:40:23.290 been abandoned basically. 0:40:23.110 --> 0:40:25.110 Yeah you know it's always been the joke these. 0:40:25.070 --> 0:40:27.230 Old bed bath and beyonds are all these old mall 0:40:27.290 --> 0:40:28.720 stores right they go in there you can lease it 0:40:28.739 --> 0:40:30.880 for three months or whatever Well, now they don't have 0:40:30.900 --> 0:40:32.940 to worry about it. Now that the lease, if they 0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:36.340 can craft the lease right, the lease will go through Halloween. 0:40:36.380 --> 0:40:38.549 They just switch gears. They shut down for like two weeks, 0:40:39.110 --> 0:40:41.270 switch gears, turn it into Christmas. Every one of the 0:40:41.310 --> 0:40:43.510 locations they have could probably be a Christmas location. 0:40:43.530 --> 0:40:44.210 Well, I don't know. 0:40:44.230 --> 0:40:46.160 I don't know if it could or not. I don't 0:40:46.180 --> 0:40:49.300 know that you need that much volume for Christmas. 0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:51.500 But when you think about it, there isn't a holiday 0:40:51.540 --> 0:40:54.000 that they couldn't because the party stores are gone. 0:40:54.080 --> 0:40:54.739 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:40:54.860 --> 0:40:58.589 So all those places you would go and get odd 0:40:58.630 --> 0:41:01.350 decorations for Thanksgiving or Valentine's Day. 0:41:01.390 --> 0:41:01.970 New Year's. 0:41:02.510 --> 0:41:02.850 Yeah. 0:41:03.150 --> 0:41:09.819 MLK Junior Day. Fresh Key World coming up next. Eight 0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:10.880 and a half weeks till Christmas. 0:41:11.020 --> 0:41:11.319 Oh, yeah. 0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:19.629 The Jim Colbert Show returns now on Real Radio 104.1. Hey, how's. 0:41:22.810 --> 0:41:24.410 It ohana? 0:41:24.910 --> 0:41:30.129 Yep, I don't get sucked into that scratch-off thing. The 0:41:30.210 --> 0:41:33.069 game's just not designed for you to win. But there 0:41:33.110 --> 0:41:34.690 was a time I used to play a little bit, 0:41:34.730 --> 0:41:36.129 and what I would do is wait for a new 0:41:36.170 --> 0:41:39.160 game to come out. I only played two and five 0:41:39.180 --> 0:41:42.460 dollar scratch-offs, but I would buy five tickets at a time. 0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:47.279 And when the Gold Rush Doubler came out $ 2, I 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:51.600 spent $ 40 and won $ 260. I was out. 0:41:51.620 --> 0:41:52.299 Aloha. 0:41:54.950 --> 0:41:58.550 Well, it's good, Colbert. The company is concrete, Mike. Man, 0:41:58.710 --> 0:42:02.630 I just got to say, y'all's math ain't mathing today. 0:42:02.650 --> 0:42:05.870 I don't know what kind of calendar you guys are 0:42:05.890 --> 0:42:06.489 looking at. 0:42:07.190 --> 0:42:11.430 It is eight weeks and three days till Christmas. Nailed it. 0:42:12.020 --> 0:42:12.410 Finally. 0:42:12.430 --> 0:42:17.239 And then ran into the back of somebody, apparently. All right, 0:42:17.260 --> 0:42:21.040 your 4 o'clock keyword is win, W-I-N. Slide over to 0:42:21.140 --> 0:42:23.980 realradio.fm and send that away for your chance at $ 1, 000. Remember, 0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:27.020 you can enter via the iHeartRadio app, and if you 0:42:27.060 --> 0:42:29.339 do that, please, while you're there, make it your number 0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:31.219 one preset. That helps us out quite a bit, doesn't 0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:33.360 cost you anything, and gets you access quickly to some 0:42:33.390 --> 0:42:35.650 of the best content out there, a lot of them 0:42:35.690 --> 0:42:37.930 for free, man, so go do that. Please, we really 0:42:37.950 --> 0:42:38.370 appreciate it. 0:42:38.710 --> 0:42:40.589 I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. Jack is here as well. 0:42:40.670 --> 0:42:42.009 Deb, let's do what you do that's new. 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:48.750 What you do, that's new. 0:42:49.450 --> 0:42:50.790 What you do, that's new. 0:42:51.150 --> 0:42:51.510 Hey! 0:42:51.950 --> 0:42:53.680 There's a new, something new to do. 0:42:53.860 --> 0:42:55.939 We're a line of youth. There's a something new brought 0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:56.550 to you by. 0:42:57.440 --> 0:43:04.280 That's right, Clausman Law, K-L-A-U-S-M-A-N-Law.com. Office is right there in Winter. 0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:04.680 Park, 407-917-1718. 0:43:04.739 --> 0:43:07.180 Car crash, call Clausman. Of course, we'll talk to Glenn 0:43:07.219 --> 0:43:10.040 on Thursday for corporate court. But now, like we've done 0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:12.580 every Tuesday at 4 o'clock since the show began, one 0:43:12.620 --> 0:43:14.200 member of the show will choose something for the others 0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:16.660 to watch, read, or listen to. We will do that, reconvene, 0:43:17.270 --> 0:43:19.109 and talk about it and move on to the next member. 0:43:19.130 --> 0:43:21.170 It was Jack's choice this week, and we'll find out 0:43:21.210 --> 0:43:22.750 what Ross has to offer right after this. 0:43:22.810 --> 0:43:23.130 Jackson? 0:43:23.489 --> 0:43:25.549 Yeah, this was a comedy special. 0:43:25.770 --> 0:43:25.910 My. 0:43:26.550 --> 0:43:28.780 oldest daughter first turned me on to, she's like, Hey, 0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.920 have you heard of Jeff or Corey? I'm like, no, haven't. 0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:34.600 And then next thing I know he has a Netflix special. 0:43:35.219 --> 0:43:37.960 So my, my wife and I watched the Netflix special 0:43:38.620 --> 0:43:42.439 and I'm like, I laughed. I really enjoyed it. I said, 0:43:42.940 --> 0:43:46.120 I'm adding to this list. I keep a little note 0:43:46.180 --> 0:43:48.339 list in my phone for future things to use for 0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:50.620 what you do. That's no, I'm like, it's an hour long. 0:43:50.660 --> 0:43:55.360 I'm like, this is perfect. And then this past week, 0:43:55.940 --> 0:43:58.710 I just learned from Ross that, that not only is 0:43:58.730 --> 0:44:01.140 Jeff R. Curry coming to town to the funny bone, 0:44:01.469 --> 0:44:04.319 he did five shows, but Ross was the host of 0:44:04.380 --> 0:44:05.020 those shows. 0:44:05.100 --> 0:44:05.660 Sure was, yeah. 0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:08.040 I was able to go to Friday night's late show, 0:44:08.300 --> 0:44:10.760 which was interesting. Yeah. 0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:13.950 But it's the same Jeff R. Curry from the special. 0:44:13.989 --> 0:44:17.569 So the timing worked out kind of nicely there. But 0:44:17.650 --> 0:44:20.609 I really enjoyed this special, and I'm curious to see 0:44:20.650 --> 0:44:21.710 what you guys thought. 0:44:21.750 --> 0:44:23.190 Real quick, before we get into what we thought about 0:44:23.210 --> 0:44:27.150 the special, was the material the same from the Netflix 0:44:27.210 --> 0:44:29.680 show that you saw on Friday night? 0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:30.680 It was not. It was not? 0:44:30.780 --> 0:44:31.219 It was not. 0:44:31.239 --> 0:44:36.040 Some of it, though, or no? I don't remember anything 0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:36.900 being the same. 0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:37.899 All right. 0:44:38.040 --> 0:44:39.629 Well, he does a lot of crowd work, so that 0:44:39.730 --> 0:44:41.750 obviously doesn't lend itself to being repeated. 0:44:41.830 --> 0:44:44.700 And this is something I noticed when he came out 0:44:44.860 --> 0:44:46.680 of it on this Netflix special beginning. 0:44:46.760 --> 0:44:47.140 It's like. 0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.540 Damn, who is this guy and why is this crowd 0:44:51.620 --> 0:44:55.739 so alive and stuff? But I come to learn that 0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:57.989 he blew up on social media. I don't know if 0:44:58.010 --> 0:45:01.009 it was TikTok or what, but he had a big 0:45:01.090 --> 0:45:04.410 social media following and he does a lot of crowd work. 0:45:04.450 --> 0:45:07.710 But it's crowd work in the sense, and Ross kind 0:45:07.750 --> 0:45:10.350 of explained it to me, the difference. And it's something 0:45:10.390 --> 0:45:14.890 that Ross kind of also employs is, is the comedian 0:45:14.930 --> 0:45:17.830 knows where they want to go, so they ask you 0:45:18.090 --> 0:45:21.260 about something on the same topic. 0:45:21.300 --> 0:45:23.620 It's a leading question. It's a leading question. 0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:27.140 Then he engages you on that, and then he transitions 0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:29.859 into what he planned on his bit. 0:45:30.000 --> 0:45:32.690 Right, right, right. I think he uses it as a 0:45:32.730 --> 0:45:35.310 way to keep the audience engaged because the audience is 0:45:35.330 --> 0:45:37.469 kind of part of it, but really they're not. right 0:45:37.489 --> 0:45:39.210 they're not part of it he's just using it as 0:45:39.250 --> 0:45:41.930 a parallel to his own experience as if to say 0:45:41.989 --> 0:45:43.489 oh yeah i had that happen here's what happened to 0:45:43.510 --> 0:45:45.589 me and then he goes into his bit i found 0:45:45.630 --> 0:45:48.430 it very interesting for one thing this guy went i 0:45:48.469 --> 0:45:50.720 mean you talk about coming out of nowhere if you're 0:45:50.739 --> 0:45:53.759 not on this guy's radar for social media or you 0:45:53.820 --> 0:45:55.660 didn't hear about him at a comedy club you would 0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:58.480 not have known there is no stereotypical appearance on the 0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:00.640 late night shows or any of that stuff anymore so 0:46:01.260 --> 0:46:03.560 If you don't run across his algorithm, if he doesn't 0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:05.700 pop up, you're not, I've never heard of this guy 0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:07.200 ever in my life. And then when Ross told me, 0:46:07.219 --> 0:46:09.640 not only did he have five shows at the funny bone, 0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:12.640 they were pre sold out. I was like, Oh my God, dude. 0:46:12.719 --> 0:46:12.939 Yeah. 0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:16.270 Um, I, I did find it very interesting that there 0:46:16.290 --> 0:46:18.890 was no, there was immediately to the audience. 0:46:19.489 --> 0:46:20.590 Yeah. Immediately. 0:46:20.650 --> 0:46:23.190 Like he was on stage for 13 seconds and he 0:46:23.230 --> 0:46:26.750 was already engaging the audience for material. And for me, 0:46:26.969 --> 0:46:29.540 I like classic standups to come out with an act. 0:46:29.580 --> 0:46:31.140 And I mean, he's got an act and Jack said 0:46:31.180 --> 0:46:33.600 exactly right. It's like a hybrid thing where he uses 0:46:33.640 --> 0:46:36.819 the audience kind of, um, propel himself into the bits, 0:46:37.020 --> 0:46:40.130 which I thought the bits were kind of funny. I laughed, uh, 0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:41.969 but it was just a way different way to do 0:46:42.010 --> 0:46:43.930 comedy than I'm used to, uh, used to seeing. 0:46:44.630 --> 0:46:45.300 Oh, I loved it. 0:46:45.410 --> 0:46:45.710 Yeah. Yeah. 0:46:45.750 --> 0:46:46.990 I know you said you laughed out loud. 0:46:47.130 --> 0:46:48.430 I mean, I clapped at the end. 0:46:49.050 --> 0:46:49.450 Oh, really? 0:46:49.469 --> 0:46:50.030 That's awesome. 0:46:50.250 --> 0:46:51.680 I did. I howled. 0:46:52.430 --> 0:46:53.640 I'd never heard of him before. 0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:56.200 Great stage presence, by the way. 0:46:56.219 --> 0:46:59.000 Well, what I loved about his crowd work, first of all, 0:46:59.020 --> 0:47:02.440 I love his vibe. I love his vibe. He appreciates 0:47:02.500 --> 0:47:05.779 every audience member that's there. He's never a D-bag, even 0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:07.890 when he is to the guy who... I like the 0:47:07.930 --> 0:47:10.989 way it started, you know, because he was like, really? Seriously? Like, 0:47:11.090 --> 0:47:13.569 security had told you about not yelling out. You just 0:47:13.630 --> 0:47:14.649 decided after the rules. 0:47:14.790 --> 0:47:15.390 Right into it. 0:47:15.410 --> 0:47:18.170 So right off rip. And I loved how he worked. 0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:20.799 Not knowing what the audience was going to give him, 0:47:20.820 --> 0:47:23.319 he never lost sight of his material or how to 0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:26.270 bring it back full circle. And when he did that 0:47:26.390 --> 0:47:28.650 last bit, I was like, okay, how are we going 0:47:28.670 --> 0:47:31.410 to neatly tie this into a bow with how you 0:47:31.469 --> 0:47:32.040 started it? 0:47:32.110 --> 0:47:32.710 Right. 0:47:32.950 --> 0:47:35.989 And then he did. And I was amazed. So I 0:47:36.050 --> 0:47:39.710 thought a lot of the bits were funny. His self-deprecating humor, 0:47:39.830 --> 0:47:41.590 I thought, was really, really funny. I mean, when he 0:47:41.630 --> 0:47:45.009 talks about... daddy yeah you know he just definitely was 0:47:45.050 --> 0:47:47.109 gay oh my I mean yeah and then when. 0:47:47.010 --> 0:47:48.950 He yeah he said he said his dad was more 0:47:49.250 --> 0:47:51.989 his dad was more skeptical about him coming out of 0:47:52.050 --> 0:47:55.390 straight exactly yeah which was a great bit of it 0:47:55.410 --> 0:47:57.279 and I would tell you I would agree I think 0:47:57.300 --> 0:48:01.060 that he has a really unique uh genuine nature to 0:48:01.100 --> 0:48:02.799 him that you could oh yeah that you pick up 0:48:02.860 --> 0:48:04.860 on pretty quickly and then about maybe half an hour 0:48:04.860 --> 0:48:07.180 40 minutes into it he talks uh he does a 0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:09.540 bit about his wife who had dealt with some cancer 0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:11.840 issues and And, you know, that was a bit of 0:48:11.860 --> 0:48:15.150 a solemn moment. But, you know, that being able to 0:48:15.160 --> 0:48:17.450 be vulnerable and talk about those things on stage was 0:48:17.489 --> 0:48:21.610 very unique. And it was interesting. I am more interested 0:48:21.670 --> 0:48:23.930 now to hear about what else he has than I 0:48:24.050 --> 0:48:24.910 am even what I saw. 0:48:24.930 --> 0:48:27.759 I just thought he was he was very vulnerable. He 0:48:27.980 --> 0:48:31.739 was very raw. He shared some. Really funny, but I mean, 0:48:31.900 --> 0:48:35.709 intimate things. I mean, for anyone who's ever recorded themselves 0:48:35.750 --> 0:48:37.830 having sex, you're not going to talk about what you saw. 0:48:37.930 --> 0:48:38.609 Right, right, right. 0:48:38.650 --> 0:48:41.310 You know what I mean? Because you're scarred by it. 0:48:41.310 --> 0:48:43.890 Because you're scarred by it, like everybody should be. And 0:48:43.950 --> 0:48:44.280 when he. 0:48:44.320 --> 0:48:46.620 It turns out you're not the Adonis you think you are. 0:48:46.700 --> 0:48:50.580 Exactly. And when he went on to describe everything, I thought, wow, 0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:53.080 for a dude... just kind of making his name. And 0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:55.160 I mean, this is really being willing to take a 0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:58.860 step and talking about the whole IVF journey and making 0:48:58.900 --> 0:49:01.260 it laugh and bringing in the audience members with that. 0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:04.509 I thought he could be poignant yet funny and talk 0:49:04.550 --> 0:49:07.070 about the serious and still bring it back to funny 0:49:07.190 --> 0:49:08.980 and never had to be a D-bag to do it. 0:49:09.050 --> 0:49:10.029 So I really liked it. 0:49:10.070 --> 0:49:13.130 And not that dirty. I thought it was still pretty 0:49:13.150 --> 0:49:17.610 above board. And yeah, very funny. 100%. Great stage presence. 0:49:17.810 --> 0:49:20.819 And again, just a very genuine kind of vibe around 0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:23.260 this cat. You want a guy like that to succeed. 0:49:23.320 --> 0:49:23.880 I would agree with that. 0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:25.859 You really do. You want a guy like that to succeed. 0:49:25.940 --> 0:49:27.500 He definitely comes across as likable. 0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:29.020 Oh, without a doubt. 0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:30.719 People say they watch him on Facebook a lot and stuff. 0:49:30.739 --> 0:49:32.779 But I guess now that he's in my algorithm, I 0:49:32.820 --> 0:49:33.970 will see a lot more of Jeff R. 0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:34.260 Curry. 0:49:34.830 --> 0:49:36.529 I'm interested to see what else he has. I'm already 0:49:36.570 --> 0:49:39.330 watching other YouTube clips and stuff from, like, comedy, like 0:49:39.350 --> 0:49:40.450 just comedy club appearances. 0:49:40.469 --> 0:49:41.090 Right, right. 0:49:41.110 --> 0:49:42.589 And, you know, again, he's really good. 0:49:42.610 --> 0:49:44.910 Yeah, it's a fun– it's a Netflix special. It's an 0:49:44.950 --> 0:49:47.450 hour-long comedy special. You like watching stand-up. 0:49:47.510 --> 0:49:48.489 It's great. 0:49:48.530 --> 0:49:50.989 Highly recommend. Jeff Arcuri, Nice to Meet You is the 0:49:51.030 --> 0:49:51.740 name of the special. 0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:52.359 Yeah, very cool. 0:49:52.380 --> 0:49:54.379 You know, we started watching the Norm MacDonald thing last 0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:56.000 night a little bit, but I fell asleep during it. 0:49:56.320 --> 0:49:58.780 And there's another one out right now that I just 0:49:59.219 --> 0:50:01.320 saw on Facebook right before I got here, before we 0:50:01.340 --> 0:50:04.080 get to Ross's thing. Another stand-up comedian that is a 0:50:04.219 --> 0:50:07.930 really out-there stand-up. If you want to watch a documentary 0:50:07.950 --> 0:50:11.989 about one of the most unique stand-ups ever, and there 0:50:12.010 --> 0:50:13.370 are a number of people who think that she's one 0:50:13.390 --> 0:50:16.450 of the best that ever lived, it's Maria Bamford. I've 0:50:16.950 --> 0:50:21.200 actually suggested Maria Bamford before for the show. And I 0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:23.780 will tell you, my kids are into really weird stuff. 0:50:24.230 --> 0:50:26.880 And when I sent them Maria Bamford, like it was 0:50:26.910 --> 0:50:30.600 a compilation of her stand-up bits, my kids asked me 0:50:30.660 --> 0:50:35.640 if I was okay. Because she is really out there. 0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:37.720 But that's another one that's out right now on Netflix 0:50:37.780 --> 0:50:40.319 is a documentary about her. What did Ross have for us? Oh, 0:50:40.340 --> 0:50:42.810 that's great because I'm a fan of Maria Bamford. My 0:50:42.850 --> 0:50:44.310 wife actually turned me on to her. 0:50:44.370 --> 0:50:46.180 It was funny. Ross sent it. 0:50:46.270 --> 0:50:46.830 It's a video. 0:50:46.910 --> 0:50:49.830 It's a short one. It's just under seven minutes long. 0:50:50.270 --> 0:50:55.680 And it's called, let's see. Is this the best Pokemon 0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:56.819 binder ever? 0:50:57.000 --> 0:50:59.020 Oh, my God. HDL cards. 0:50:59.100 --> 0:51:02.880 What is he doing? We're going to watch a guy 0:51:02.900 --> 0:51:04.180 flip through a Pokemon binder? 0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:07.700 But listen, it's six minutes and 38 seconds, so it's 0:51:07.739 --> 0:51:11.259 not too much of a commitment. But Ross said, this 0:51:11.340 --> 0:51:13.580 is one of my favorite videos that I've seen. 0:51:14.060 --> 0:51:17.880 Made me well up. It shows so much humanity. Okay, 0:51:17.940 --> 0:51:18.239 very nice. 0:51:18.260 --> 0:51:19.840 That is Ross's quote. Okay, okay. 0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:21.759 So you're going to hate it. 0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:22.220 Okay. 0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:26.180 Devil love it. Humanity? 0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:26.899 What's that? 0:51:27.020 --> 0:51:30.520 Is this the best Pokemon binder ever? 0:51:30.540 --> 0:51:30.700 Yeah. 0:51:30.719 --> 0:51:31.419 We love you, Ross. 0:51:31.460 --> 0:51:35.970 Your 4 o'clock keyword is win, W-I-N. Go to realradio.fm 0:51:36.010 --> 0:51:38.390 and send that away for your chance at $ 1, 000. Back 0:51:38.430 --> 0:51:39.870 in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert Show. 0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:52.230 Proudly sponsored since day one by Glenn Klausman. 0:51:52.370 --> 0:51:53.609 KlausmanLaw.com. 0:51:54.730 --> 0:51:55.150 Bye. 0:51:56.550 --> 0:51:57.110 Hey, Jim. 0:51:57.150 --> 0:51:57.870 This is Don. 0:51:57.930 --> 0:51:58.890 How you doing, man? 0:51:59.210 --> 0:52:01.969 Hey, I just want to say about the bread thing 0:52:02.010 --> 0:52:03.020 you guys had on yesterday. 0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:06.399 Man, I worked as a baker in California and worked 0:52:06.460 --> 0:52:07.520 on making croutons. 0:52:08.140 --> 0:52:11.950 They bring bad bread in like the ship load, and 0:52:11.989 --> 0:52:16.450 our job was to unwrap it, throw it on a belt, 0:52:16.690 --> 0:52:18.930 and chop it up, and they throw it to an oven, 0:52:18.969 --> 0:52:22.450 and they cook that stuff. But bad bread is croutons 0:52:23.070 --> 0:52:24.430 are made with bad bread, brother. 0:52:24.489 --> 0:52:26.470 All right, talk to you. See you. 0:52:26.760 --> 0:52:27.560 Oh, I don't like that. 0:52:27.780 --> 0:52:29.320 I don't like that either because I love to eat 0:52:29.340 --> 0:52:30.440 those by the fistful. 0:52:30.500 --> 0:52:32.460 If I find out Prepperage Farms is lying to me. 0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:34.760 Prepperage Farm, remember. 0:52:34.860 --> 0:52:39.830 Yeah, remember. I can't eat a salad without croutons. 0:52:39.870 --> 0:52:40.310 No. 0:52:40.489 --> 0:52:40.989 I can't either. 0:52:41.030 --> 0:52:44.490 Your four o'clock keyword is win, W-I-N. Go to realradio.fm. 0:52:44.770 --> 0:52:46.490 Send that away for your chance at a thousand bucks. 0:52:46.850 --> 0:52:47.379 I am Jim. 0:52:47.390 --> 0:52:47.839 There's Deb. 0:52:47.989 --> 0:52:48.509 Hello. 0:52:48.860 --> 0:52:50.439 Jack is here as well. 0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:50.719 Yeah. 0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:55.820 Jack, something happened today that is, I think this is 0:52:56.540 --> 0:53:00.560 maybe top five for me in this particular category of 0:53:00.700 --> 0:53:05.969 anomalies in the world. And that anomaly is, do you 0:53:06.010 --> 0:53:12.630 know who died today? Today, a Pittsburgh music legend, if 0:53:12.710 --> 0:53:15.190 I understand. I think it's a Pittsburgh music legend. He 0:53:15.210 --> 0:53:19.750 had one hit that everybody our age knows, and it 0:53:19.930 --> 0:53:24.690 is a stone-cold banger. Rock Me Amadeus. It's not Rock 0:53:24.710 --> 0:53:26.739 Me Amadeus from the great Falco. 0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:27.020 Yes. 0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:29.020 But good choice, Jack. 0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:29.480 Thank you. 0:53:29.739 --> 0:53:30.780 I think Falco's dead. 0:53:30.800 --> 0:53:31.400 Okay. 0:53:31.540 --> 0:53:33.540 I think he died in a motorcycle wreck or a 0:53:33.540 --> 0:53:34.360 car wreck or something. 0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:34.819 No, no, no. 0:53:35.020 --> 0:53:36.640 Do you remember Donnie Iris? 0:53:36.660 --> 0:53:36.730 Yes. 0:53:38.270 --> 0:53:39.770 No. Yeah, you do. 0:53:39.830 --> 0:53:44.750 Type in Donnie Iris and play the song Ah, Leah. 0:53:44.770 --> 0:53:48.930 All right. And I can't imagine we're going to get 0:53:48.950 --> 0:53:50.770 in trouble for this because this song has literally not 0:53:50.790 --> 0:53:54.089 been relevant for 100 million years. But I will tell you, 0:53:54.120 --> 0:53:58.069 within three chords, people our age will know this thing immediately. 0:53:58.090 --> 0:54:01.010 Wow, definitely not narcissism. It's not. No. 0:54:01.190 --> 0:54:02.070 Oh, wow, really? 0:54:02.090 --> 0:54:02.510 Yeah. 0:54:02.590 --> 0:54:03.669 Can you YouTuber to something? 0:54:03.730 --> 0:54:04.989 I can. All right, we'll do that. 0:54:05.690 --> 0:54:07.770 And then, actually, that's even better, Jack, because I'm going 0:54:07.790 --> 0:54:09.629 to want the video of this guy up there as well. 0:54:09.650 --> 0:54:11.009 But if you don't mind, when you bring it up, 0:54:11.050 --> 0:54:13.950 don't look at his face, if you can imagine, because 0:54:13.989 --> 0:54:15.360 that's what makes it a little bit weird. 0:54:15.380 --> 0:54:16.120 Damn. 0:54:18.330 --> 0:54:20.509 And the anomaly I'm talking about while Jack finds his 0:54:20.530 --> 0:54:23.860 story is this. I think this guy may be top 0:54:23.980 --> 0:54:29.700 five all-time people who do not look the way they sound. Like, 0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:31.580 you can see the video up now, so the joke 0:54:31.620 --> 0:54:34.650 is kind of blown, but this is the song called Ah, Leah. 0:54:38.510 --> 0:54:39.210 You remember it already? 0:54:39.230 --> 0:54:41.149 Not yet. Yeah, you will. 0:54:41.250 --> 0:54:43.190 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 0:54:46.420 --> 0:54:46.940 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:51.270 Did you expect Buddy Holly to be the one singing it? 0:54:51.410 --> 0:54:52.210 Buddy Holly. 0:54:52.550 --> 0:54:55.030 He looks exactly like him. If Buddy Holly and Weird 0:54:55.150 --> 0:54:59.310 Al's dad had a gay affair and somehow got pregnant, 0:55:01.050 --> 0:55:03.300 go to JimColbertLive.com and look at this dude. 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:05.410 Nobody.... 0:55:06.170 --> 0:55:09.229 If you closed your eyes and you pictured the guy 0:55:09.270 --> 0:55:11.359 from like the early 80s, you'd figure the dude with 0:55:11.380 --> 0:55:14.239 the straight hair, you know, the jeans, the denim and 0:55:14.260 --> 0:55:17.419 the whole nine yards. This dude looks like a sixth 0:55:17.460 --> 0:55:19.420 grade biology teacher with horrible teeth. 0:55:19.480 --> 0:55:20.520 Yeah, I know. 0:55:23.480 --> 0:55:25.589 I was trying to think of somebody that's worse than 0:55:25.640 --> 0:55:30.090 this guy that made it and looks so much different 0:55:30.110 --> 0:55:32.610 than they sound. Because a lot of these rock stars, 0:55:32.630 --> 0:55:35.850 and I'll give you an example. Even Bruce Dickinson from 0:55:36.010 --> 0:55:39.470 Iron Maiden, right? You think, Bruce Dickinson, you hear that, right? 0:55:40.370 --> 0:55:44.120 Even though he is only 5'5, or 5'6, or whatever, 0:55:44.140 --> 0:55:46.800 he's a super tiny guy, he still has the long hair, 0:55:46.840 --> 0:55:51.040 he's got the... The studded bracelets and the mesh. He 0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:54.319 still looks like rock and roll. This guy does not. 0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:56.620 He looks like he's on a bunch of registries. 0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:57.400 Yeah, he does. 0:55:57.580 --> 0:55:58.359 Is what he looks like. 0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:00.700 And that you can hire him for your next bat mitzvah. 0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:04.600 Right, exactly. He's got a banging keyboard lineup. 0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:05.580 He does. 0:56:05.680 --> 0:56:08.980 I just couldn't think of anybody that thought that looked different. 0:56:09.080 --> 0:56:11.560 It looks so much different in the way they sound. 0:56:11.800 --> 0:56:12.020 Yeah. 0:56:12.239 --> 0:56:17.569 This guy is like king of this. Donnie Iris dies, 0:56:17.620 --> 0:56:19.790 like 71 or two or three years old or whatever, 0:56:20.469 --> 0:56:26.430 in a yellow tux with Buddy Holly glasses and a perm. 0:56:27.270 --> 0:56:27.770 Like a fro. 0:56:27.790 --> 0:56:28.430 He's got a little fro. 0:56:28.450 --> 0:56:31.710 Like a little Jew fro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:56:32.110 --> 0:56:32.990 Crazy. 0:56:33.190 --> 0:56:35.390 Oh, now he's shirtless by the end of the video. 0:56:35.410 --> 0:56:36.549 Oh, we did. 0:56:36.510 --> 0:56:39.040 Not need to. No, we did not need to. 0:56:39.140 --> 0:56:39.939 Look at that guy. 0:56:39.960 --> 0:56:42.160 I cannot get over that. That chick wouldn't be in 0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:43.239 the same building with him. 0:56:44.719 --> 0:56:45.440 That's why she's. 0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:48.359 Walking away with the video. Yeah, no. 0:56:48.540 --> 0:56:49.060 R.I.P. 0:56:49.120 --> 0:56:51.580 Donny Iris. Donny Iris. Here's the deal. 0:56:51.800 --> 0:56:54.859 I've never heard of him before. I've never heard that 0:56:54.900 --> 0:56:58.130 name before. I didn't even recognize the name of the song. 0:56:58.410 --> 0:57:00.149 When I heard it, I'm like, I know I've heard 0:57:00.190 --> 0:57:02.109 that song before. Oh, yeah, for sure. But I did 0:57:02.150 --> 0:57:03.650 not know the name or the artist. 0:57:03.910 --> 0:57:04.170 All right. 0:57:04.190 --> 0:57:04.250 407-916-1041. 0:57:04.250 --> 0:57:11.880 Text us at 777. We do sports on Mondays, but 0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:14.239 today was a big sports day. Not only did the 0:57:14.280 --> 0:57:18.540 Brewers last night, the Brewers just absolutely blew out the Rays. 0:57:18.860 --> 0:57:20.320 Yesterday was the Equinox of sports. 0:57:20.340 --> 0:57:22.100 Is that what it was? Yes. 0:57:22.660 --> 0:57:25.700 Every sport was playing. All the majors, the four majors 0:57:25.820 --> 0:57:31.720 all had games. Baseball, basketball, football, and hockey all played. 0:57:32.140 --> 0:57:33.820 But the big sports news this morning was. 0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:40.300 We're not talking about the Rays specifically? 0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:40.900 No, no, no. 0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:44.550 Jay-Z announces that he will be the halftime show for 0:57:44.590 --> 0:57:47.210 the Super Bowl. So, in other words, Jay-Z said, you know, 0:57:47.230 --> 0:57:49.670 I think it's time for me to do this. I 0:57:49.710 --> 0:57:51.650 was hired to hire other people to do this, but 0:57:51.670 --> 0:57:53.470 I think it's my turn to do this. Actually, as 0:57:53.510 --> 0:57:55.380 I read the story today, because that's the first thing 0:57:55.420 --> 0:57:57.780 I thought, I'm like, now that's a job. You get 0:57:57.820 --> 0:58:00.620 yourself a job and then make yourself the star of 0:58:00.660 --> 0:58:01.120 that job. 0:58:01.160 --> 0:58:02.460 That's what you do. But you know what? 0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:06.280 I guess when Roger Goodell, who runs the NFL– and 0:58:06.530 --> 0:58:09.650 Jay-Z came to the conclusion that Jay-Z was going to 0:58:09.670 --> 0:58:12.110 be doing this, I think that one of the things 0:58:12.130 --> 0:58:14.370 that Goodell said to him was, I would agree to 0:58:14.390 --> 0:58:16.870 let you do this as long as you at least 0:58:16.990 --> 0:58:19.030 choose a year that you feel comfortable with to do 0:58:19.070 --> 0:58:21.440 it yourself. So this was always part of the plan 0:58:22.060 --> 0:58:24.640 for Jay-Z to do this. And it was funny because 0:58:24.680 --> 0:58:26.760 Deborah said that she wasn't really excited about it. You're 0:58:26.780 --> 0:58:27.800 a giant hip-hop fan. 0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:28.070 I am. 0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:29.760 Is Jay-Z not your guy? 0:58:29.780 --> 0:58:31.140 No. 0:58:32.050 --> 0:58:33.750 I'll be more interested to see who he brings up 0:58:33.790 --> 0:58:34.130 with him. 0:58:34.210 --> 0:58:36.170 See, that's what we know that Beyonce is going to 0:58:36.190 --> 0:58:39.330 be part of it. I mean, I mean, we're assuming. Yeah, 0:58:39.430 --> 0:58:41.550 I'm I think that's a pretty safe. He's got an 0:58:41.610 --> 0:58:43.590 in with her, right? I think that's a safe cow. 0:58:43.610 --> 0:58:43.990 She bet. 0:58:44.300 --> 0:58:48.120 Yeah. But I believe the exciting part of this is 0:58:48.180 --> 0:58:50.640 like a lot of the times like when who did 0:58:50.660 --> 0:58:52.380 it last time when Kendrick came up, they were wondering 0:58:52.400 --> 0:58:54.220 who who Kendrick was going to bring up. And when 0:58:54.500 --> 0:58:56.620 That was two years ago because last year was Bad Bunny. 0:58:56.700 --> 0:58:56.860 Right. 0:58:56.900 --> 0:58:58.550 And then Dr. Dre did it a couple years ago. 0:58:58.570 --> 0:59:01.250 Everybody's like, well, is Eminem coming? Is 50 coming? You 0:59:01.310 --> 0:59:03.530 wanted to see Snoop. You know Snoop's going to be there. 0:59:03.550 --> 0:59:03.750 Right. 0:59:03.830 --> 0:59:05.390 But who else is going to make that trip? And 0:59:05.410 --> 0:59:06.970 I think this is kind of what, for me, as 0:59:07.010 --> 0:59:09.640 a hip hop fan, like, that's what I'm excited about. Like, 0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:11.660 who is, who is Alicia Keys going to be? Who's 0:59:11.680 --> 0:59:12.620 Jay-Z going to bring out? 0:59:12.660 --> 0:59:12.820 Right. 0:59:12.840 --> 0:59:13.060 Yeah. 0:59:13.420 --> 0:59:14.180 Alicia Keys. 0:59:14.220 --> 0:59:17.660 Because that New York state, but really, I, I, I, 0:59:18.020 --> 0:59:21.970 that whole Jay-Z thing passed me by. I mean, I 0:59:22.010 --> 0:59:26.540 know that song. And he's got the 99 problems, right? 0:59:26.580 --> 0:59:29.700 That's him, right? Yeah, yeah. That's all I know about Jay-Z. 0:59:29.720 --> 0:59:31.080 That's pretty much it? 0:59:31.100 --> 0:59:31.350 That's it. 0:59:31.380 --> 0:59:34.140 And he's a billionaire. He's a massive, massive star. 0:59:34.240 --> 0:59:35.040 Yeah. 0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:38.980 I understand that, but it's just not part of my world. 0:59:39.020 --> 0:59:41.980 And I believe he's actually written lyrics for other hip-hop 0:59:42.040 --> 0:59:43.860 artists that became very popular as well. 0:59:45.150 --> 0:59:46.750 Yeah, if somebody wants to look that up. I do 0:59:46.770 --> 0:59:50.710 believe that Jay-Z penned other tunes for other people that 0:59:50.730 --> 0:59:54.110 became gigantic hits. I can't remember exactly who they are 0:59:54.150 --> 0:59:58.070 right now. But, yeah, it says Goodell said that he 0:59:58.090 --> 0:59:59.870 couldn't be more excited for fans around the world to 0:59:59.910 --> 1:00:04.210 experience the artistry, creativity, and cultural impact he will bring. 1:00:05.150 --> 1:00:07.670 When we first reached this agreement with Roc Nation to 1:00:07.710 --> 1:00:10.090 produce this show, he just had one request that Jay-Z 1:00:10.130 --> 1:00:13.070 take the stage himself one day, whenever it felt right. 1:00:13.090 --> 1:00:16.090 And I guess today it feels right. Jay-Z will be 1:00:16.230 --> 1:00:18.280 on stage this year for the Super Bowl. 1:00:19.910 --> 1:00:23.430 So it turns out Jay-Z has written or co-written numerous 1:00:23.450 --> 1:00:26.090 songs for other major artists across hip-hop, R & B, 1:00:26.190 --> 1:00:29.560 and pop, including Still Dre with Dr. 1:00:29.600 --> 1:00:29.840 Dre. 1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:30.400 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1:00:30.500 --> 1:00:33.980 Featuring Snoop Dogg, Crazy in Love, Drunk in Love with Beyonce, 1:00:34.040 --> 1:00:38.070 Break My Soul and Alien Superstar Beyonce, Umbrella, Rihanna. 1:00:38.130 --> 1:00:38.770 Oh, man, yeah. 1:00:39.070 --> 1:00:44.560 Heartbreaker, Mariah Carey from 1999. Suit and tie, Justin Timberlake, 1:00:44.760 --> 1:00:45.110 Mary J. 1:00:45.120 --> 1:00:45.260 Blige. 1:00:45.300 --> 1:00:45.820 Oh, no way. 1:00:45.880 --> 1:00:46.820 I didn't know he wrote that. 1:00:47.080 --> 1:00:48.830 Enough crying, he wrote for Mary J. 1:00:48.870 --> 1:00:49.330 Blige. 1:00:49.530 --> 1:00:53.990 Pop style for Drake featuring Kanye West. Those are crazy 1:00:54.030 --> 1:00:58.200 words to say together. Yeah, so you're right. He's written for, 1:00:58.400 --> 1:00:59.360 maybe we'll see some of them. 1:00:59.600 --> 1:01:00.220 Yeah, who knows? 1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:01.840 I mean, I don't know what other hip hop artists 1:01:01.880 --> 1:01:03.900 are really associated with him because I know he's always 1:01:03.920 --> 1:01:05.480 been kind of a, I mean, he. 1:01:05.500 --> 1:01:05.760 You know. 1:01:05.900 --> 1:01:08.340 Well, 50 seems to be making friends everywhere he goes. 1:01:08.380 --> 1:01:09.459 I'm sure he'll be asked. 1:01:09.520 --> 1:01:10.680 I don't think 50 and Jay are good buddies. 1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:11.560 Yeah. 1:01:11.740 --> 1:01:14.640 I don't think 50's good buddies with anybody. 1:01:14.720 --> 1:01:17.000 But I think 50 started calling Jay out immediately during that. 1:01:17.240 --> 1:01:17.720 Oh, yeah. 1:01:17.740 --> 1:01:19.380 That Sean, the puffy stuff. 1:01:19.600 --> 1:01:20.740 Oh, yeah. 1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:21.280 Yeah. 1:01:21.680 --> 1:01:23.860 He goes, where's Jay? Ain't nobody seen this blank in 1:01:23.900 --> 1:01:26.820 a while. And talking about once that stuff broke, Jay 1:01:26.890 --> 1:01:27.680 Z kind of disappeared. 1:01:27.720 --> 1:01:28.170 Oh, yeah. 1:01:28.390 --> 1:01:29.470 I guess he was kind of wrapped up in the 1:01:29.490 --> 1:01:31.110 beginning part of that. There were some rumors going around 1:01:31.150 --> 1:01:33.770 that he had maybe a close association. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:01:33.950 --> 1:01:34.330 Wild. 1:01:34.510 --> 1:01:34.710 Yeah. 1:01:35.030 --> 1:01:38.010 Can't imagine that. He had a song with Lincoln park, right? 1:01:38.430 --> 1:01:40.270 He did a thing with Lincoln park where they did 1:01:40.310 --> 1:01:40.990 a mashup. 1:01:41.130 --> 1:01:41.380 Right. 1:01:41.470 --> 1:01:43.220 And it's still one of the best. I think they 1:01:43.260 --> 1:01:45.900 did like five songs like that. And, uh, it's this 1:01:45.960 --> 1:01:47.960 mashup that you can see in its studio quality and 1:01:48.000 --> 1:01:49.400 it's bad ass. 1:01:49.440 --> 1:01:49.720 Yeah. 1:01:49.760 --> 1:01:52.520 Like it's really cool. That I'm familiar with. Like that 1:01:52.600 --> 1:01:54.780 one song. I was, I mean, played it on weekends 1:01:54.800 --> 1:01:58.300 a couple of times, but, uh, then someone texted, yeah. 1:01:58.380 --> 1:02:01.090 The mentioned Lincoln park and said, they don't have a singer, 1:02:01.170 --> 1:02:05.510 not a relevant one, but that, uh, Emily Armstrong, I believe, 1:02:05.570 --> 1:02:08.550 is the female singer. I heard nothing but good things 1:02:08.610 --> 1:02:10.950 about her performing with Linkin Park. Yeah, it's kind of wild, though, 1:02:10.970 --> 1:02:13.130 because Chester Bennington was their guy. And, I mean, he 1:02:13.150 --> 1:02:15.670 was just such a major, like, focal point. 1:02:15.450 --> 1:02:16.070 Of the band. 1:02:16.170 --> 1:02:17.850 And the problem is he's dead. 1:02:17.910 --> 1:02:20.010 He is dead. Yeah. He killed himself, yeah. 1:02:20.600 --> 1:02:23.180 So, uh, and I guess, I guess they could still 1:02:23.240 --> 1:02:25.920 come out because really, to be honest with you, they, the, 1:02:26.100 --> 1:02:28.220 the guitar player, the other guy who also is one 1:02:28.240 --> 1:02:31.020 of the DJ who does the other singing part of, 1:02:31.410 --> 1:02:33.140 I mean, he's still around, he's still got the band. 1:02:33.200 --> 1:02:35.770 So I guess theoretically they could come out and do 1:02:35.810 --> 1:02:37.610 something cool with them. That would be pretty cool. They're 1:02:37.630 --> 1:02:38.630 still out performing. 1:02:38.730 --> 1:02:39.810 Yeah. Oh yeah. 1:02:39.870 --> 1:02:41.470 Yeah, for sure. I think they actually just went out 1:02:41.510 --> 1:02:44.220 on tour again. So, I mean, if Linkin Park showed 1:02:44.260 --> 1:02:45.360 up and did a thing with him, that would be 1:02:45.380 --> 1:02:47.570 pretty badass. That would be a massive throwback. 1:02:48.030 --> 1:02:48.230 Yeah. 1:02:48.630 --> 1:02:49.450 Yeah, I think it'd be cool. 1:02:49.790 --> 1:02:52.670 And I think a lot of older people like throwbacks. 1:02:52.770 --> 1:02:54.090 It's that nostalgia thing. 1:02:54.210 --> 1:02:55.840 And that's the thing. It's like you have to kind of– 1:02:55.910 --> 1:03:00.420 you have to– anytime you– I guess any artist that 1:03:00.580 --> 1:03:03.820 is specifically genre-related, and this will be how many hip-hop 1:03:03.840 --> 1:03:06.260 artists we had with the exception of Bad Bunny. This 1:03:06.280 --> 1:03:09.260 will be– It's been a few. So it's been all 1:03:09.300 --> 1:03:11.590 hip hop artists since he's taken over, right? It's been Dre. 1:03:11.750 --> 1:03:13.689 It'll be, it's great. 1:03:13.790 --> 1:03:14.730 There was, and. 1:03:14.670 --> 1:03:16.670 Then now this one, but the other one was, um, 1:03:16.770 --> 1:03:19.170 you know, was, uh, did he hire the weekend or 1:03:19.210 --> 1:03:22.290 was that before Jay-Z and weekends on a rapper? He's 1:03:22.310 --> 1:03:23.090 like a pop artist. 1:03:23.330 --> 1:03:23.690 It is. 1:03:23.930 --> 1:03:24.450 He is. 1:03:24.550 --> 1:03:30.000 And that was a pandemic game. So that was 2021. Yeah. 1:03:30.140 --> 1:03:32.300 And I think, I don't, I don't remember both one 1:03:32.400 --> 1:03:32.560 in 2021. 1:03:32.540 --> 1:03:32.680 Yeah. 1:03:32.700 --> 1:03:34.460 I don't think Jay-Z was part of this Tampa. I 1:03:34.480 --> 1:03:37.290 don't think he was part of that at that point. Yeah, 1:03:37.410 --> 1:03:39.570 I don't think it was a decision-making process at that point. 1:03:39.590 --> 1:03:39.930 Yeah, yeah. 1:03:40.030 --> 1:03:42.510 I think that's when they switched from Pepsi to Apple. 1:03:42.550 --> 1:03:45.840 Is that what they did? Pepsi used to be the 1:03:45.950 --> 1:03:46.440 promoter of it. 1:03:46.430 --> 1:03:46.980 Oh, that's right, yeah. 1:03:47.140 --> 1:03:49.040 Now it's Apple Music. But the other thing I heard, 1:03:49.180 --> 1:03:50.280 they don't get paid, right? 1:03:50.800 --> 1:03:51.580 Who, the performers? 1:03:51.600 --> 1:03:54.220 The performers do not get paid for the Super Bowl halftime. 1:03:54.240 --> 1:03:56.660 It's just a publicity. It's just a publicity thing, yeah. And, 1:03:56.840 --> 1:03:59.280 of course, he doesn't need that. He doesn't need publicity. 1:03:59.300 --> 1:04:01.050 I don't know if he has another record coming out. 1:04:01.070 --> 1:04:04.210 You know what the funny thing is? You wonder, could 1:04:04.250 --> 1:04:06.390 he find anybody to do it? Do you think he's 1:04:06.410 --> 1:04:09.890 maybe doing it because he has to? Is the Super 1:04:09.930 --> 1:04:12.530 Bowl really a thing like that anymore for artists? With 1:04:12.570 --> 1:04:15.110 all the heat that Bad Bunny got last year because 1:04:15.150 --> 1:04:17.990 of it and all of the social ramifications, if you 1:04:18.010 --> 1:04:21.330 don't fit some kind of perfect style of music for 1:04:21.370 --> 1:04:24.410 the greater America that you're not really ready to play? 1:04:24.430 --> 1:04:27.930 I think there's plenty of bands who have.... 1:04:29.830 --> 1:04:33.650 Made public their desire to do this. Isn't Metallica one 1:04:33.670 --> 1:04:37.070 of them? Metallica wants to play the Super Bowl? That 1:04:37.090 --> 1:04:38.870 was all the talk last year when it was in 1:04:38.930 --> 1:04:39.850 San Francisco. 1:04:39.870 --> 1:04:40.230 Yeah. 1:04:40.270 --> 1:04:40.430 Right? 1:04:40.450 --> 1:04:42.700 Because I think they're from San Francisco. 1:04:42.990 --> 1:04:44.760 Metallica? I think so, yeah. And people were pissed. 1:04:44.820 --> 1:04:47.170 It's like, oh, come on, it could be Metallica instead of, 1:04:47.240 --> 1:04:47.980 you know, bad money. 1:04:48.000 --> 1:04:49.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:04:49.360 --> 1:04:50.600 And where is it this year? 1:04:51.900 --> 1:04:52.560 I think L.A. 1:04:52.740 --> 1:04:54.420 Is it in L.A.? I think it is in L.A., actually. 1:04:54.440 --> 1:04:54.760 Yeah, yeah. 1:04:54.780 --> 1:04:56.340 Because I think they mentioned him doing a couple of 1:04:56.360 --> 1:04:58.340 shows at the Coliseum or whatever, where it's going to be. 1:04:59.360 --> 1:05:00.100 Yeah, Deb? 1:05:00.620 --> 1:05:04.100 No, I was just looking to see. Yep. SoFi Stadium 1:05:04.140 --> 1:05:07.200 in Englewood. Englewood. Up to no good. 1:05:07.280 --> 1:05:09.120 Well, I mean, the thing is, is he's got connections 1:05:09.160 --> 1:05:12.990 in New York and California. So there really is no, like, 1:05:13.190 --> 1:05:17.050 geographical connection that could be exploited there. Because, I mean, like, 1:05:17.110 --> 1:05:19.470 every major hip-hop artist outside of New York basically came 1:05:19.510 --> 1:05:24.500 from California, Atlanta. East Coast guy playing West Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:05:24.580 --> 1:05:30.010 And remember, Super Bowl is also on... Valentine's Day next year. 1:05:30.150 --> 1:05:30.590 Oh, wow. 1:05:30.650 --> 1:05:31.010 Yeah. 1:05:31.810 --> 1:05:35.270 And isn't it also like on Netflix or something? 1:05:35.750 --> 1:05:36.370 The Super Bowl? 1:05:36.490 --> 1:05:36.770 No. 1:05:36.890 --> 1:05:39.570 No, come on. Don't tell me that. It's not. There's 1:05:39.630 --> 1:05:41.270 no way. It's got to be network TV. There's no 1:05:41.290 --> 1:05:42.870 way they'd do that. You sure? 1:05:43.090 --> 1:05:45.810 Well, I can imagine they'd put that on a subscription-based platform, 1:05:45.850 --> 1:05:48.310 but I mean, I guess I don't know what to 1:05:48.350 --> 1:05:49.750 even think anymore about how people do business. 1:05:50.170 --> 1:05:50.930 I don't know. 1:05:51.030 --> 1:05:53.670 It seems like suicide, but I guess who knows? I 1:05:53.690 --> 1:05:55.310 don't really know enough about the macro there. 1:05:55.550 --> 1:05:55.620 ABC. 1:05:55.630 --> 1:05:55.810 ABC. 1:05:56.240 --> 1:05:57.740 Yeah, it's got to be. ESPN, ABC. 1:05:57.840 --> 1:05:58.440 Okay, there we go. 1:05:58.440 --> 1:05:59.980 Yeah, for sure. Same company, right? 1:06:00.380 --> 1:06:00.560 Yeah. 1:06:00.720 --> 1:06:02.400 Yeah. All right, 407-916. 1:06:02.400 --> 1:06:03.419 There's just three of them left. 1:06:03.420 --> 1:06:03.720 104.1. 1:06:03.720 --> 1:06:05.060 Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. 1:06:05.200 --> 1:06:06.080 Yeah, yeah. 1:06:06.180 --> 1:06:07.860 Who are about to break up, right? You hear about 1:06:07.890 --> 1:06:10.590 that drama? I only hear it from you. I watch 1:06:10.620 --> 1:06:13.330 them do the game. They seem just fine and lovey. 1:06:13.350 --> 1:06:13.770 No, no, no. 1:06:13.810 --> 1:06:16.130 Apparently there's some big drama there. Do you really know 1:06:16.150 --> 1:06:16.410 about it? 1:06:16.490 --> 1:06:19.470 Because what you were telling me is because Joe Buck's 1:06:19.530 --> 1:06:22.150 new contract, he's getting more than Troy Aikman, and Troy 1:06:22.190 --> 1:06:22.930 Aikman was pissed. 1:06:23.370 --> 1:06:26.050 That's all I know. So that's what I'm reading. But 1:06:26.090 --> 1:06:28.790 now I guess they did the game last night, right? 1:06:28.810 --> 1:06:30.310 Their Monday night? Mm-hmm. Okay. 1:06:30.630 --> 1:06:32.780 So apparently if you watched the game last night, it 1:06:32.820 --> 1:06:36.220 looked pretty cold. And apparently this is a thing that 1:06:36.240 --> 1:06:38.260 Joe Buck and Troy Aikman have had a fallout. And 1:06:38.300 --> 1:06:40.490 I do not know what for or how. I guess 1:06:40.530 --> 1:06:44.690 maybe it's money-related, but Elway's loaded, dude. You know, I 1:06:44.690 --> 1:06:46.190 think he's one of these guys that bought a lot 1:06:46.210 --> 1:06:49.210 of car dealerships with his money and then ran them 1:06:49.250 --> 1:06:50.830 for a bunch of years and then sold them. 1:06:50.850 --> 1:06:51.150 Yeah. 1:06:51.510 --> 1:06:53.430 I look at Aikman's net worth, it's got to be 1:06:53.430 --> 1:06:53.709 $ 300 million. 1:06:53.830 --> 1:06:55.189 All right. 1:06:55.430 --> 1:06:55.970 Or more. 1:06:57.330 --> 1:07:00.750 Dude, that guy is a Hall of Famer, and has 1:07:00.790 --> 1:07:02.670 he ever been married? Is he married now? 1:07:03.870 --> 1:07:04.209 I don't. 1:07:04.410 --> 1:07:06.550 Yeah, there was a rumor for a while that Aikman, 1:07:06.690 --> 1:07:06.950 you know. 1:07:07.730 --> 1:07:07.910 Yeah. 1:07:08.330 --> 1:07:08.610 Yeah, yeah. 1:07:10.160 --> 1:07:10.740 Is gay. 1:07:10.880 --> 1:07:11.780 Yeah, yeah. 1:07:12.390 --> 1:07:14.190 So what do you think his net worth, Troy Aikman's 1:07:14.230 --> 1:07:14.610 net worth? 1:07:14.790 --> 1:07:16.650 I said $ 300 million. I think it's got to be 1:07:16.690 --> 1:07:17.290 pretty close. 1:07:18.250 --> 1:07:18.570 No. 1:07:19.450 --> 1:07:20.430 Is it low? Yeah. 1:07:20.790 --> 1:07:21.430 Is it really? 1:07:21.470 --> 1:07:22.530 See, I told you. Yeah. 1:07:23.230 --> 1:07:25.490 Is it like $ 400 million or $ 500 million? 1:07:25.490 --> 1:07:27.150 $ 65 million. Oh, it's only $ 65 million? 1:07:27.170 --> 1:07:27.330 Yeah. 1:07:27.470 --> 1:07:27.830 Wow, man. 1:07:27.870 --> 1:07:28.970 I thought it was a lot more than that. 1:07:29.240 --> 1:07:33.400 Makes approximately $ 18 million annually on a five-year, $ 90 million 1:07:33.420 --> 1:07:36.780 deal with ESPN as the lead analyst for Monday Night Football. 1:07:36.820 --> 1:07:36.960 Yeah. 1:07:36.980 --> 1:07:37.060 Yeah. 1:07:37.860 --> 1:07:39.360 But I thought he had a lot of business interest 1:07:39.380 --> 1:07:40.860 that he sold and kind of made a bunch of 1:07:40.900 --> 1:07:42.460 money on that. Maybe it's on him. Who am I 1:07:42.480 --> 1:07:45.500 thinking about then? Who has all the car dealerships? John Elway? Yeah, 1:07:45.520 --> 1:07:46.040 I thought Elway. 1:07:46.060 --> 1:07:48.810 Because you did say, you slipped and you said Elway 1:07:49.110 --> 1:07:50.430 when you were talking about the dealership. 1:07:50.630 --> 1:07:51.690 Oh, it's Aikman. 1:07:52.650 --> 1:07:55.430 We're talking Troy Aikman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aikman 1:07:55.470 --> 1:07:57.530 did not have that yet. Oh, Elway did have. 1:07:57.430 --> 1:07:58.390 It, yeah, for sure. 1:07:58.410 --> 1:08:01.920 As far as business and investments for Troy Aikman, co-founded 1:08:01.960 --> 1:08:03.419 the organic beer brand Ape. 1:08:04.390 --> 1:08:07.210 He holds a minority stake in the San Diego Padres. 1:08:07.290 --> 1:08:07.850 Nobody cares. 1:08:07.970 --> 1:08:11.350 Has stakes in real estate inventors like Hall of Fame Racing. 1:08:11.470 --> 1:08:16.970 Does he seem likable to you, Troy Aikman? Joe Buck 1:08:17.010 --> 1:08:20.310 seems likable. He just seems a little annoying, maybe. 1:08:20.330 --> 1:08:21.150 He does, yeah. 1:08:21.400 --> 1:08:23.700 He seems likable, but maybe a little bit annoying. 1:08:23.860 --> 1:08:24.120 Yes. 1:08:24.420 --> 1:08:26.120 Like that, if you remember the cartoon where they had 1:08:26.140 --> 1:08:27.620 that one big dog and the little dog just kept 1:08:27.660 --> 1:08:28.250 running around it. 1:08:28.380 --> 1:08:29.839 Hey, Spike. Hey, Spike. 1:08:30.020 --> 1:08:30.939 That's kind of what Joe Buck said. 1:08:30.960 --> 1:08:31.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:08:31.360 --> 1:08:32.440 That's how Joe Buck hits me. 1:08:33.020 --> 1:08:33.490 He, uh. 1:08:34.640 --> 1:08:37.500 He's an Apple baby, but also I think he's good 1:08:37.520 --> 1:08:38.760 at what he does. Sure, he's good. 1:08:39.140 --> 1:08:41.380 And not only that, I like him when I've seen 1:08:41.420 --> 1:08:44.840 him on talk shows because he's also funny. Matter of fact, 1:08:44.880 --> 1:08:47.410 he tried to host a talk show for a bit. 1:08:47.710 --> 1:08:47.990 Yeah? 1:08:48.370 --> 1:08:52.550 Yeah, it went horribly bad. Why did it go so poorly? 1:08:52.830 --> 1:08:56.790 Uh he had arty lang on it as a guest 1:08:57.090 --> 1:08:57.769 who booked. 1:08:57.560 --> 1:09:00.860 That guy arty lang with joe buck. 1:09:00.640 --> 1:09:02.980 Well i believe because joe buck was a fan of 1:09:03.040 --> 1:09:05.860 howard stern he figured it was safe. 1:09:05.660 --> 1:09:12.260 And as a rule heroin addicts are not safe who 1:09:12.280 --> 1:09:15.200 smashed their own nose and face into oblivion not safe 1:09:15.950 --> 1:09:17.040 All right, 407-916-1041. You can always text us at 77031. 1:09:17.020 --> 1:09:23.810 Your 4 o'clock keyword is WIN, W-I-N. Go to realradio.fm 1:09:23.820 --> 1:09:25.210 and send that away for your chance. 1:09:24.930 --> 1:09:25.130 At $ 1, 000. 1:09:25.010 --> 1:09:28.050 What do you think John Elway's net worth is? The 1:09:28.110 --> 1:09:31.630 former quarterback of the Denver Broncos. I'll stick with my original. 1:09:31.670 --> 1:09:33.429 I'll say $ 300 million. $ 145 million. 1:09:33.590 --> 1:09:33.870 Really? 1:09:33.910 --> 1:09:37.090 God, dog, for some reason, I'm missing something then. Because 1:09:37.110 --> 1:09:38.650 there was one of these guys that was a quarterback 1:09:38.950 --> 1:09:42.070 who had a bunch of car dealerships or restaurants and 1:09:42.150 --> 1:09:44.930 sold them and made a ton of money. John Elway Autos. 1:09:46.729 --> 1:09:50.590 Sold his dealership group to AutoNation for $ 82. 1:09:50.430 --> 1:09:55.610 5 million in 1997. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's 1:09:55.610 --> 1:09:56.570 30 years ago. 1:09:56.610 --> 1:09:57.010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:09:57.870 --> 1:09:59.890 Wisely invested with Scott Brown. That would be worth a 1:09:59.930 --> 1:10:03.770 fortune right now. He'd have more than $ 145 million. He'd 1:10:03.810 --> 1:10:06.670 have way more than $ 145 million is if he was Scott. 1:10:06.710 --> 1:10:07.290 That's for sure. 1:10:07.310 --> 1:10:09.290 All right, let's take a little break. Back in a 1:10:09.290 --> 1:10:10.430 second with more of the Jim Colbert Show. 1:10:10.450 --> 1:10:10.790 Stay put. 1:10:17.780 --> 1:10:21.080 So the crouton thing threw you off my ex-wife used 1:10:21.100 --> 1:10:24.640 to work for a little country store that you know 1:10:24.660 --> 1:10:26.760 it was like a little convenience store you could run 1:10:26.820 --> 1:10:29.760 out and get milk and stuff and she asked the 1:10:30.340 --> 1:10:33.600 dairy that would come and restock the the milk on 1:10:33.650 --> 1:10:36.510 a daily basis what do you do with the outdated 1:10:36.550 --> 1:10:38.210 milk that you take out of here all the time 1:10:38.250 --> 1:10:39.160 and They're like. 1:10:39.240 --> 1:10:40.420 Oh, we take it back to the farm. 1:10:40.460 --> 1:10:44.120 We repasteurize it, add chocolate, and here, this chocolate milk 1:10:44.180 --> 1:10:46.680 I'm putting in here today was last week's spoiled milk. 1:10:46.760 --> 1:10:47.960 No way that's true. 1:10:48.500 --> 1:10:48.740 What? 1:10:48.860 --> 1:10:51.460 Maybe if they repasteurize, they're heating it up again? 1:10:51.479 --> 1:10:53.620 Yeah, but I don't know. How does that? 1:10:54.100 --> 1:10:56.820 I don't know if it's spoiled or just past the date. 1:10:56.900 --> 1:10:58.470 Yeah, okay. I don't know. 1:10:59.240 --> 1:11:02.370 I like to dip those seasoned croutons in butter, which 1:11:02.390 --> 1:11:05.010 is probably not that good, but it sure does taste good. 1:11:05.490 --> 1:11:07.030 If they're giving us that bad bread. 1:11:07.810 --> 1:11:10.969 stuff i'm gonna be freaking some bad. 1:11:10.750 --> 1:11:11.469 Bread heads. 1:11:14.390 --> 1:11:18.330 Little donny iris trivia all right he also sang with 1:11:18.350 --> 1:11:22.839 the jaggers back in the very early 70s and they 1:11:22.880 --> 1:11:27.380 had i believe only one hit called the rapper. 1:11:28.540 --> 1:11:31.160 Just a little donny iris trivia there you go peace 1:11:31.300 --> 1:11:31.580 say it. 1:11:32.000 --> 1:11:36.200 Thank you hey guys how you doing I think the 1:11:36.280 --> 1:11:38.740 quarterback you're thinking is Danny Marino. 1:11:38.760 --> 1:11:43.260 He had a tremendous amount of car dealerships in Miami. 1:11:44.100 --> 1:11:48.320 That was LA. I'm not sure if that's true, but hey. Dad, 1:11:48.380 --> 1:11:52.849 I love you. Sexiest woman and sexiest voice on radio. 1:11:52.900 --> 1:11:54.890 And TV, right there. I can see it right here 1:11:54.910 --> 1:11:58.269 on my screen. I think Peyton Manning also was one 1:11:58.310 --> 1:11:59.870 of those guys that had a lot of... So I 1:11:59.910 --> 1:12:02.470 looked up Marino. What do you think his net worth is? 1:12:06.760 --> 1:12:07.679 I don't know, $ 55 million? 1:12:07.680 --> 1:12:08.740 $ 50 million. 1:12:08.780 --> 1:12:09.150 Yeah, yeah. 1:12:09.530 --> 1:12:12.990 What do you think he made his entire career salary-wise? 1:12:12.990 --> 1:12:14.429 $ 12 million. 1:12:14.430 --> 1:12:16.290 17 seasons total. $ 12 million. 1:12:16.720 --> 1:12:17.340 No, come on. 1:12:17.340 --> 1:12:18.990 $ 30? $ 50. 1:12:18.439 --> 1:12:19.240 Yeah, was it? 1:12:19.240 --> 1:12:21.780 $ 50 million in his 12 seasons. 1:12:21.920 --> 1:12:24.690 Oh, I thought so, because he also had massive endorsements deals. Remember, 1:12:24.700 --> 1:12:28.120 he was the glove guy. Yeah, Isotoner only pays so much. 1:12:28.280 --> 1:12:29.620 You don't know that. 1:12:29.640 --> 1:12:30.519 That's all he had. 1:12:30.660 --> 1:12:32.470 One of the best athletes on the planet at that time. 1:12:32.689 --> 1:12:35.470 Isotoner probably came correct with the cash, dude. I don't 1:12:35.510 --> 1:12:36.430 know about that. 1:12:36.530 --> 1:12:41.229 Notably, he lost almost $ 14 million in 2012. When the 1:12:41.300 --> 1:12:44.600 hologram company Digital Domain filed for bankruptcy. 1:12:44.760 --> 1:12:45.840 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:12:45.920 --> 1:12:48.700 CurrentWorks is special advisor to the Dolphins and runs the 1:12:48.760 --> 1:12:50.020 Dan Marino Foundation. 1:12:50.100 --> 1:12:52.179 Yeah, he has kids with autism, I believe, right? 1:12:52.220 --> 1:12:53.179 He does. At least one. 1:12:53.220 --> 1:12:53.800 Child with autism. 1:12:53.820 --> 1:12:55.559 Yeah, his oldest son. He was actually one of the 1:12:55.600 --> 1:12:59.210 first advocates for autism back in the 90s before it 1:12:59.250 --> 1:13:03.590 really became– he and– Flutie Flakes. 1:13:03.950 --> 1:13:04.830 Doug Flutie. 1:13:04.950 --> 1:13:07.630 Yeah, Doug Flutie was another big advocate for autism. 1:13:08.490 --> 1:13:10.910 Ernie Else on the PGA Tour for a while also 1:13:10.950 --> 1:13:13.300 did it because he had Ernie's, something like that, but 1:13:13.340 --> 1:13:14.980 he had the puzzle. 1:13:15.000 --> 1:13:15.439 What's the …. 1:13:17.689 --> 1:13:21.290 You mean like the puzzle logo almost? The emblem of autism? 1:13:21.370 --> 1:13:21.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:13:22.270 --> 1:13:25.520 I want to say, yeah, the activist organization for him. 1:13:25.540 --> 1:13:26.960 Yeah, he had a puzzle piece or something on his 1:13:26.979 --> 1:13:27.620 bag or whatever. 1:13:27.780 --> 1:13:28.940 Oh, okay, yeah. 1:13:28.979 --> 1:13:30.680 I got a friend that played on the tour whose 1:13:30.720 --> 1:13:36.220 son also is mildly autistic. He's full functioning or highly functioning, 1:13:36.240 --> 1:13:38.679 I should say, and listens to the show all the time. 1:13:38.700 --> 1:13:39.360 Oh, yeah. 1:13:39.390 --> 1:13:41.910 And I think he and that gentleman have worked together. 1:13:42.070 --> 1:13:43.770 As a matter of fact, I think he's doing an 1:13:43.790 --> 1:13:45.070 event up in Tennessee soon. 1:13:45.770 --> 1:13:46.310 For autism. 1:13:46.470 --> 1:13:50.490 Yeah, I remember when Marino testified before state lawmakers in Tallahassee, 1:13:50.510 --> 1:13:53.610 he was like, you know, I can afford my son's therapies. 1:13:53.950 --> 1:13:55.680 Most every other Floridian cannot. 1:13:55.850 --> 1:13:58.800 And he's not known for being a real warm dude. 1:13:58.880 --> 1:14:00.880 He's a bit of a prickly dude from what I understand. 1:14:01.540 --> 1:14:02.960 Yeah, yeah. Marino? 1:14:03.120 --> 1:14:03.520 Yeah, yeah. 1:14:03.580 --> 1:14:06.580 Yeah, I heard the same thing. So Peyton Manning, you 1:14:06.600 --> 1:14:08.650 bring it up in this. I love the round of 1:14:08.890 --> 1:14:12.520 celebrity net worth. Former quarterback net worth. What do you 1:14:12.540 --> 1:14:14.240 think Peyton Manning comes in at? 1:14:14.240 --> 1:14:15.840 His is going to be pretty hot because, I mean, 1:14:15.860 --> 1:14:17.780 he also is one of the best endorsers, one of 1:14:17.800 --> 1:14:19.939 the biggest endorsers out there, one of the most marketable 1:14:20.040 --> 1:14:25.389 athletes we've seen in the last 50 years. I'll go 180. 1:14:25.390 --> 1:14:27.250 250 to 300 million. 1:14:27.290 --> 1:14:27.750 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:14:27.910 --> 1:14:28.810 That makes perfect sense. 1:14:28.890 --> 1:14:32.530 His career earnings was about 249 million. 1:14:32.570 --> 1:14:33.470 Yeah, yeah. 1:14:33.610 --> 1:14:37.540 Endorsement money, huge, 150 million with that. And he now 1:14:37.600 --> 1:14:42.340 has Omaha Productions. Well, he's also got that podcast with 1:14:42.380 --> 1:14:45.210 his brother, and that thing does quite well. And there's 1:14:45.250 --> 1:14:46.870 real money in the podcast world. If you're in the 1:14:46.910 --> 1:14:48.790 top 10 up there, there's real money. You look at 1:14:48.830 --> 1:14:51.350 Rogan's deal and see there's no shortage of cash in 1:14:51.370 --> 1:14:56.009 the podcast world. Omaha Productions, and they launched the Manning cast, 1:14:56.110 --> 1:15:02.560 producing it for ESPN. And that is valued at $ 750 million. 1:15:03.180 --> 1:15:04.019 Look at that. It's crazy. 1:15:04.060 --> 1:15:04.220 Right. 1:15:04.340 --> 1:15:06.049 I mean, you know, you saw that, um, like you, 1:15:06.560 --> 1:15:08.929 you think about the actors that just start podcasts out 1:15:08.939 --> 1:15:11.110 of nowhere. They do this for a reason. Like that's 1:15:11.189 --> 1:15:13.590 smart list podcast. And I believe is the second or 1:15:13.630 --> 1:15:16.189 third most popular podcast in the, in America. 1:15:16.330 --> 1:15:16.510 Yeah. 1:15:16.830 --> 1:15:20.170 I mean, it's Rogan. It's like, uh, call your daddy 1:15:20.210 --> 1:15:22.110 or whatever, you know, so whatever that is. And then 1:15:22.150 --> 1:15:24.490 it's like smart list is right there. Those guys are 1:15:24.530 --> 1:15:27.940 making like 20 million a year a piece. It's ridiculous 1:15:27.960 --> 1:15:29.280 how much money they're making with that thing. 1:15:31.439 --> 1:15:33.640 Because people think, oh, I can do a podcast and 1:15:33.680 --> 1:15:36.740 I can get it. But there's such a huge jump 1:15:36.840 --> 1:15:39.550 from not making anything forever. 1:15:39.570 --> 1:15:40.130 Yeah. 1:15:40.570 --> 1:15:43.070 And then one day making a ton of money. It's 1:15:43.090 --> 1:15:46.110 also I'll tell you where it sucks for regular people. 1:15:46.470 --> 1:15:48.770 It's also let's say Jack and Jim started a podcast 1:15:48.770 --> 1:15:50.830 10 years ago. We worked our balls off to create 1:15:50.870 --> 1:15:52.269 an audience of a million people. 1:15:52.470 --> 1:15:52.670 Yeah. 1:15:52.890 --> 1:15:56.420 And then Justin Bateman decides or Jason Bateman decides to 1:15:56.450 --> 1:15:57.179 get a podcast. 1:15:57.380 --> 1:15:57.560 Yeah. 1:15:57.689 --> 1:15:58.519 And he's Jason Bateman. 1:15:58.720 --> 1:15:58.900 Yeah. 1:15:59.080 --> 1:16:01.019 Hey, he goes, Hey, I got a podcast. He's got 1:16:01.040 --> 1:16:02.400 a million followers in three days. 1:16:02.560 --> 1:16:02.740 Yeah. 1:16:02.979 --> 1:16:04.820 It takes us 10 years to get that. But because 1:16:04.860 --> 1:16:07.760 he's popular at the national level, you, you just, you, 1:16:07.880 --> 1:16:10.490 you can't compete with it. And that's what's basically happened. 1:16:10.750 --> 1:16:12.530 If you look at all the podcasts are very popular, 1:16:12.570 --> 1:16:14.009 it's former, it's former celebrities. 1:16:14.510 --> 1:16:16.830 It's like voice work. Try being a voice actor, and 1:16:16.870 --> 1:16:20.390 then you hear Matthew McConaughey and everybody else is doing 1:16:20.410 --> 1:16:23.090 the voice work that you've been busting your ass in 1:16:23.110 --> 1:16:24.750 the industry for decades. 1:16:24.770 --> 1:16:27.490 Right, because when they put your name on the credits, 1:16:27.530 --> 1:16:29.730 nobody cares. Just think about this. Did you see the 1:16:29.770 --> 1:16:32.570 guy that just passed yesterday? The guy that does all 1:16:32.590 --> 1:16:34.710 the Looney Tunes voices and stuff who basically took over 1:16:34.770 --> 1:16:36.770 from Al Blanc died at 46 years old. 1:16:36.910 --> 1:16:37.269 Right. 1:16:37.450 --> 1:16:40.229 I mean, nobody knows who that guy is. I've read 1:16:40.270 --> 1:16:42.350 his name 15 times in the last two days, and 1:16:42.370 --> 1:16:45.650 I can't remember it. But if it's done by a star, 1:16:45.790 --> 1:16:48.259 Tony Danza or whomever, you put them on the credits 1:16:48.270 --> 1:16:50.440 and you get a little juice for your project. 1:16:50.580 --> 1:16:53.139 His name was Eric Bowser, I think. 1:16:53.280 --> 1:16:55.580 Yeah, Eric Bowser. B-A-U-Z-E-R. 1:16:55.680 --> 1:16:56.599 It wasn't Chekhov. 1:16:56.740 --> 1:16:57.240 It was not. 1:16:57.260 --> 1:16:58.360 It wasn't Chekhov. 1:16:58.500 --> 1:17:00.360 So one of our Christmas favorites is coming. I wanted 1:17:00.390 --> 1:17:01.830 to find out if you guys actually go to this 1:17:01.870 --> 1:17:04.189 thing or not. It's every year right here in town. 1:17:04.550 --> 1:17:06.769 And this year it's a different theme. They've had like, 1:17:07.350 --> 1:17:09.170 I don't know if they've had a different theme every year, 1:17:09.210 --> 1:17:11.260 but they've come close to getting a different theme every year, 1:17:11.300 --> 1:17:13.979 which would be kind of difficult how they build this thing. 1:17:15.240 --> 1:17:16.940 Seasonal gig for Orlando. 1:17:18.490 --> 1:17:19.850 Mm-hmm. Is it? 1:17:20.380 --> 1:17:22.019 The Front Yard Festival at the Dr. 1:17:22.060 --> 1:17:22.820 Phillips Center? 1:17:22.840 --> 1:17:24.720 Let me see when it opens here. I think it opens. 1:17:24.760 --> 1:17:25.360 It experiences. 1:17:25.460 --> 1:17:28.599 Is it chilly? November 13th. It is chilly. 1:17:29.330 --> 1:17:29.410 Ah. 1:17:29.710 --> 1:17:30.930 You see? I did. 1:17:31.430 --> 1:17:34.490 Ice at Gaylord Palms is coming back, and it's going 1:17:34.510 --> 1:17:36.780 to be Polar Express themed this year. 1:17:37.350 --> 1:17:40.050 Okay. Yeah, I've been. I went the year. Okay, dude. 1:17:40.990 --> 1:17:41.560 It's Christmas. 1:17:41.570 --> 1:17:45.639 Can you show some verve, please? I went to ICE 1:17:45.760 --> 1:17:46.740 in the very beginning. 1:17:46.939 --> 1:17:49.840 Which one did you see? What theme was it? I saw. 1:17:50.180 --> 1:17:53.000 Charlie Brown for me. It might have been Charlie Brown. 1:17:53.100 --> 1:17:54.760 I don't know. How long have they been doing it? 1:17:54.860 --> 1:17:55.820 It's been a long time, buddy. 1:17:55.840 --> 1:17:56.080 Right? 1:17:56.180 --> 1:17:58.060 I think they've been doing this like 15 years. 1:17:58.140 --> 1:18:02.160 Yeah, I'm going to suggest, though, in 2026, maybe another moniker. 1:18:02.650 --> 1:18:08.390 I've been– two or three times, but not in over 1:18:08.490 --> 1:18:09.590 ten years have I been. 1:18:09.610 --> 1:18:11.880 Dude, we had to change the name of Woke News, 1:18:11.950 --> 1:18:14.740 which was an acronym for We Obviously Know Everything. 1:18:14.760 --> 1:18:15.360 Which was a joke. 1:18:15.540 --> 1:18:16.360 It was a joke. 1:18:17.180 --> 1:18:18.160 But some people don't get those. 1:18:18.200 --> 1:18:19.040 No, exactly. 1:18:19.100 --> 1:18:19.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:18:19.479 --> 1:18:21.140 I'm going to roll with the punches sometimes. 1:18:21.160 --> 1:18:21.380 Dumb. 1:18:22.360 --> 1:18:23.700 He's going to roll with a bunch of stuff. 1:18:23.970 --> 1:18:24.470 What's this? 1:18:24.479 --> 1:18:29.210 So instead of calling it ice, it's just very chilly. Yeah, 1:18:29.210 --> 1:18:34.570 $ 31 and up. Slow freezing. $ 46 for peak times, and 1:18:34.610 --> 1:18:38.450 it's nine degrees the entire time. How much to park? 1:18:38.450 --> 1:18:43.390 20,000 square foot exhibit. How many blocks of ice did 1:18:43.410 --> 1:18:46.320 they have to cut into shape this thing to create it? 1:18:47.910 --> 1:18:48.769 I'm going to go five. 1:18:50.810 --> 1:18:53.090 We're talking about... How big are the blocks? Well, the 1:18:53.130 --> 1:18:57.210 blocks are like blocks. They're like blocks. They're like building blocks. 1:18:57.229 --> 1:18:57.800 They're giant. 1:18:58.570 --> 1:19:00.850 Or are they like cinder blocks and they stack them? 1:19:01.020 --> 1:19:01.440 No, dude. 1:19:01.500 --> 1:19:03.920 These things are like... Okay, so do you remember the 1:19:04.000 --> 1:19:06.160 old days when you saw those guys grabbing giant blocks 1:19:06.220 --> 1:19:07.240 of ice with tongs? 1:19:07.280 --> 1:19:07.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:19:07.650 --> 1:19:09.630 And that's what went into your icebox in your house? 1:19:09.689 --> 1:19:09.990 Yeah, yeah. 1:19:10.130 --> 1:19:14.220 That size block. You said 5,000? Yeah, I'll stick with that. 1:19:14.260 --> 1:19:15.300 What do you say, Debra? 1:19:15.300 --> 1:19:15.370 7,000. 1:19:15.370 --> 1:19:16.460 6,000 is the answer. 1:19:16.479 --> 1:19:17.900 Split it. Wow, literally. 1:19:17.920 --> 1:19:17.990 Six. 1:19:19.420 --> 1:19:20.220 Nailed it. 1:19:20.439 --> 1:19:23.040 It takes them like a month or so to carve 1:19:23.080 --> 1:19:26.790 this thing up. It's got a full-size train, like steam locomotive. 1:19:27.090 --> 1:19:29.070 It's all carved out of ice. It's amazing. 1:19:29.310 --> 1:19:31.610 Oh, someone's taking the grand, baby. 1:19:31.710 --> 1:19:34.710 Without question, dude. If you have kids. Oh, you're not 1:19:34.729 --> 1:19:36.770 going to put them on one of those community jackets, 1:19:36.870 --> 1:19:37.059 are you? 1:19:37.070 --> 1:19:38.010 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The parka? 1:19:38.670 --> 1:19:41.179 Bring your own. We have stuff for him. But I'm 1:19:41.220 --> 1:19:43.780 telling you, man, this place, if you've not been to it, 1:19:43.880 --> 1:19:47.280 and again, it's a pretty affordable thing because you can 1:19:47.320 --> 1:19:49.700 stay in there a couple hours and you will never 1:19:49.760 --> 1:19:52.760 get better photos for Christmas with kids than at ICE. 1:19:53.120 --> 1:19:55.200 It's good for photos. No one's staying in there a 1:19:55.240 --> 1:19:55.880 couple hours. 1:19:56.040 --> 1:19:56.400 Oh, yeah. 1:19:56.520 --> 1:19:58.920 You're there a half hour and you're like, okay, you cold? 1:19:58.939 --> 1:19:59.300 I'm cold. 1:19:59.360 --> 1:20:00.620 You want to get out of here? Yeah, let's go 1:20:00.650 --> 1:20:03.969 get some hot chocolate. a team of ice carvers traveled 1:20:04.010 --> 1:20:06.090 how many miles to create the exhibit? Because there's only 1:20:06.450 --> 1:20:08.089 so many people who can do this. I think it's 1:20:08.090 --> 1:20:09.790 300 total people that work on this thing to get 1:20:09.810 --> 1:20:13.729 it ready. Yeah, they came from China. Yeah, 7,000 miles 1:20:13.930 --> 1:20:16.830 away to carve this thing up. It says a lot 1:20:16.850 --> 1:20:19.990 of these artisans are cousins, uncles, and fathers and sons 1:20:20.330 --> 1:20:23.729 who have passed this skill down over generations of this 1:20:23.890 --> 1:20:24.630 ice carving thing. 1:20:24.790 --> 1:20:28.050 You know what I'm most fascinated by is the refrigeration 1:20:28.170 --> 1:20:32.450 set up to keep An area that size, that cold. 1:20:32.470 --> 1:20:36.150 Can you imagine what that power bill is? Now I 1:20:36.189 --> 1:20:37.919 know why they charge what they do for parking. 1:20:38.979 --> 1:20:41.160 What is it for parking? Like 50 bucks or something? 1:20:41.400 --> 1:20:43.139 Yeah, it's like $ 30, right? 1:20:44.120 --> 1:20:44.440 Come on. 1:20:44.880 --> 1:20:45.139 All right. 1:20:45.400 --> 1:20:45.769 I don't know. 1:20:45.939 --> 1:20:49.290 Gaylord Palms parking. I'm going to go to Gaylord Palms 1:20:49.310 --> 1:20:52.220 net worth. No, let's look at their net worth. It 1:20:52.260 --> 1:20:55.980 doesn't say anything about parking. $ 41, let's see, 11 scenes, 1:20:55.979 --> 1:20:59.599 12,000 hours, 1.4 million people will see it. The highest 1:20:59.620 --> 1:21:03.710 thing is 10 feet. It's a slide. And they always 1:21:03.750 --> 1:21:05.590 have one every year. They have an ice slide where 1:21:05.610 --> 1:21:07.190 you can go up there and slide down the ice slide. 1:21:07.189 --> 1:21:08.389 $ 40, self-park. 1:21:09.010 --> 1:21:09.630 Is it really? 1:21:09.650 --> 1:21:09.719 Yep. 1:21:10.310 --> 1:21:12.469 Oof. That's a lot. 1:21:12.490 --> 1:21:12.550 L.A. 1:21:12.650 --> 1:21:18.689 Is $ 55, 000. 1:21:15.170 --> 1:21:16.769 The new has got a tip, and you've got to 1:21:16.810 --> 1:21:17.410 clean your car. 1:21:17.479 --> 1:21:17.769 Yeah, yeah. 1:21:17.810 --> 1:21:19.200 No time limits, by the way. You can stay in 1:21:19.220 --> 1:21:21.080 there as long as you want, Jack. Inside. 1:21:21.200 --> 1:21:21.559 Inside. 1:21:21.580 --> 1:21:22.220 That's right. 1:21:22.420 --> 1:21:23.640 Again, nine degrees. 1:21:23.720 --> 1:21:25.420 It's a self-guided experience, Jack. 1:21:25.640 --> 1:21:28.200 They know. You can't stay. You're only going to stay 1:21:28.220 --> 1:21:28.720 so long. 1:21:28.860 --> 1:21:33.800 This is the shining room. Ignore the frozen man with 1:21:33.820 --> 1:21:34.320 the axe. 1:21:34.220 --> 1:21:34.719 In the corner. 1:21:34.740 --> 1:21:39.490 Everything's fine. It's Santa's disgruntled brother. They did Shrek one year. 1:21:39.570 --> 1:21:39.890 Yeah, yeah. 1:21:39.910 --> 1:21:40.590 They did, yeah, yeah. 1:21:40.990 --> 1:21:43.210 Charlie Brown, I remember. I think they did Rudolph one year, 1:21:43.250 --> 1:21:43.530 for sure. 1:21:43.550 --> 1:21:43.650 Yeah. 1:21:43.670 --> 1:21:44.330 It was the big thing. 1:21:45.210 --> 1:21:50.210 All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031. You know, this is something 1:21:50.250 --> 1:21:53.390 in the restaurant world I've never thought about. And it's 1:21:53.430 --> 1:21:55.589 so funny because you kind of take this for granted. 1:21:55.750 --> 1:21:59.030 And if you've ever wondered what the restaurant world thinks 1:21:59.110 --> 1:22:01.530 about something that you do at a restaurant, and everybody 1:22:01.550 --> 1:22:03.089 in the world does it. Stay tuned. 1:22:03.229 --> 1:22:03.470 Oh, boy. 1:22:03.510 --> 1:22:05.470 And I will tell you exactly how they feel when 1:22:05.530 --> 1:22:07.269 you do this. Do I do it? 1:22:07.550 --> 1:22:13.950 Yeah, I do. So, apparently, Facebook is still a thing? 1:22:14.620 --> 1:22:16.700 Search gym members and join our. 1:22:22.060 --> 1:22:23.280 Group. 1:22:23.939 --> 1:22:24.580 Hey, guys. 1:22:24.880 --> 1:22:28.050 About the Orange Theory, it is not really just bicycles. 1:22:28.330 --> 1:22:32.150 It is actually the HIIT training, the high-intensity training. 1:22:32.170 --> 1:22:34.689 So you have the instructor on. 1:22:34.630 --> 1:22:36.870 The microphone talking over. 1:22:36.670 --> 1:22:37.950 And letting you guys know what to do. 1:22:39.040 --> 1:22:41.580 And you go around to different stations and work out 1:22:41.680 --> 1:22:44.460 in different manners. I have never personally. 1:22:44.020 --> 1:22:45.860 Done it, but I do know people that go there. 1:22:47.660 --> 1:22:49.939 I heard it kicked your ass. So today when I 1:22:49.979 --> 1:22:53.280 was doing research and I had to go to the 1:22:53.439 --> 1:22:57.800 NIH website for a journal article, at the top of 1:22:57.820 --> 1:23:02.470 the page it says, by executive order, artificial intelligence is 1:23:02.520 --> 1:23:08.460 being replaced with the wording super intelligence by executive order. Yeah, 1:23:08.740 --> 1:23:13.210 so I wonder what that costs to do. And really, 1:23:13.650 --> 1:23:15.070 super intelligence. 1:23:17.330 --> 1:23:17.590 Amen. 1:23:17.810 --> 1:23:21.340 He's into renaming stuff. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. 1:23:21.340 --> 1:23:24.040 5 o'clock is means. It's time for another keyword. That 1:23:24.100 --> 1:23:27.960 is money, M-O-N-E-Y. Go to realradio.fm and send that off 1:23:27.979 --> 1:23:29.660 for your chance in a thousand bucks. Remember, guys, you 1:23:29.680 --> 1:23:31.920 can enter using the iHeartRadio app. And if you do, 1:23:32.520 --> 1:23:34.400 please make it your number one preset when you're there 1:23:34.420 --> 1:23:34.760 hanging out. 1:23:34.800 --> 1:23:36.679 We appreciate that very much. I'm Jim. There's Deb. 1:23:36.760 --> 1:23:37.380 Hello. 1:23:37.439 --> 1:23:38.300 Jack is here as well. 1:23:38.340 --> 1:23:38.620 Yeah. 1:23:38.640 --> 1:23:39.280 What do you got, buddy? 1:23:39.300 --> 1:23:41.979 What were you going to say? You know, I think 1:23:42.020 --> 1:23:44.940 it's a plus that he didn't use his name. Trump's 1:23:45.180 --> 1:23:46.120 super intelligence. 1:23:46.150 --> 1:23:46.730 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:23:46.770 --> 1:23:49.049 You know, because he likes his name on stuff. Apparently 1:23:49.090 --> 1:23:52.160 he lobbied Google to turn the Atlantic Ocean or Pacific 1:23:52.220 --> 1:23:53.139 Ocean into Trump Ocean. 1:23:53.760 --> 1:23:54.920 There you go. 1:23:54.939 --> 1:23:57.370 Somebody just texted and said, look, man, these ice carvers 1:23:57.790 --> 1:24:00.169 bring their entire family, and they set up an entire 1:24:00.330 --> 1:24:03.110 yurt village behind the event center. They said if you 1:24:03.150 --> 1:24:06.190 drive back there, it smells amazing because they're cooking all 1:24:06.229 --> 1:24:09.790 that food from that area, and it says it smells 1:24:10.610 --> 1:24:11.840 like heaven back there. 1:24:12.080 --> 1:24:12.400 Wow. 1:24:12.460 --> 1:24:15.200 Yeah, because like it said in the story, a lot 1:24:15.220 --> 1:24:18.180 of them are families. These are generational skill sets of 1:24:18.220 --> 1:24:20.400 carving this ice. But it is from China, right? I 1:24:20.420 --> 1:24:21.120 think it is China, yeah. 1:24:21.140 --> 1:24:21.260 Yeah. 1:24:22.700 --> 1:24:24.750 I would pile up in a yurt and eat some 1:24:24.790 --> 1:24:26.349 local Chinese in about five seconds. 1:24:26.410 --> 1:24:26.770 Oh, yeah. 1:24:26.990 --> 1:24:29.670 No question whatsoever. Money is the word, guys. 1:24:29.750 --> 1:24:31.030 M-O-N-E-Y. All right. 1:24:31.090 --> 1:24:33.900 So we talk about restaurants a lot here because we 1:24:33.939 --> 1:24:35.320 love eating good food, right? 1:24:35.380 --> 1:24:35.740 We do. 1:24:35.880 --> 1:24:38.880 And we love being good patrons of restaurants, do we not? 1:24:39.000 --> 1:24:39.799 Yes, we do. 1:24:40.160 --> 1:24:42.580 What would you think we're talking about here? Restaurants draw 1:24:42.620 --> 1:24:43.660 the line here. 1:24:44.500 --> 1:24:46.190 Blowing your nose into the napkin. 1:24:46.240 --> 1:24:46.660 Oh, God. 1:24:46.890 --> 1:24:51.620 As diners do. Push new limits. Cell phones at tables 1:24:51.890 --> 1:24:55.189 or media at tables. I will tell you, it has 1:24:55.390 --> 1:24:59.110 nothing to do with what you're doing at the restaurant. 1:24:59.150 --> 1:25:01.630 Not what you're wearing, not the phone, nothing like that. 1:25:02.250 --> 1:25:04.570 And I could see, I will tell you, I could 1:25:04.680 --> 1:25:11.179 see how this would be unbelievably annoying, splitting, scary. Splitting plates. 1:25:11.260 --> 1:25:11.800 No. 1:25:11.820 --> 1:25:12.240 Sharing. 1:25:12.280 --> 1:25:15.100 That's actually becoming way more popular now at restaurants, and 1:25:15.200 --> 1:25:16.939 restaurants are actually starting to embrace that a. 1:25:16.880 --> 1:25:17.340 Little bit more. 1:25:17.680 --> 1:25:19.920 They used to get looked at down your nose when 1:25:19.939 --> 1:25:21.900 you asked to split checks. They don't do that anymore. 1:25:22.210 --> 1:25:24.269 They've started to kind of invite that. Now they're thankful 1:25:24.310 --> 1:25:27.250 for your business. That's 100% right. They stop bitching, and 1:25:27.270 --> 1:25:29.110 they're like, oh, you're here eating. Let's try to sell 1:25:29.130 --> 1:25:30.290 you a drink or two instead. 1:25:30.410 --> 1:25:33.790 Well, splitting, but what about splitting an entree? 1:25:33.970 --> 1:25:34.530 No, no, no. 1:25:34.570 --> 1:25:35.150 That's not it. 1:25:35.229 --> 1:25:37.630 No? Okay. I would think the most annoying thing is 1:25:37.670 --> 1:25:41.220 when you try and call and ask if Because this 1:25:41.260 --> 1:25:44.120 has happened. Like, do you have any tables available? 1:25:45.160 --> 1:25:46.890 I'm right outside. I'm right. 1:25:46.900 --> 1:25:47.969 I mean, you're. 1:25:47.830 --> 1:25:50.470 Calling at 530. Do you have any tables available for 1:25:50.490 --> 1:25:52.990 like 637? I'm over by the register. Could you just 1:25:53.270 --> 1:25:58.729 nose somebody off the bar, please? No, it's substitutions. Oh, really? 1:25:58.750 --> 1:26:02.770 Menu substitutions. Because what they're saying is this, like, here's 1:26:02.810 --> 1:26:04.809 the crazy thing. And this is the story says this 1:26:04.970 --> 1:26:06.910 one restaurant started bitching because the minute they got a 1:26:07.010 --> 1:26:10.430 Michelin guide, like a Bib Gourmand, like a, they were 1:26:10.470 --> 1:26:14.520 even mentioned. He said the entire, like the entire ilk 1:26:14.760 --> 1:26:17.100 of people that started coming there to eat all of 1:26:17.160 --> 1:26:20.760 a sudden started requesting all these weird substitutions. Like, the 1:26:20.820 --> 1:26:23.520 clientele had gone up because these were people looking for 1:26:23.640 --> 1:26:27.929 incredible dining experiences. But with that came a sense of entitlement. 1:26:28.050 --> 1:26:29.390 That bougie attitude. 1:26:29.430 --> 1:26:31.189 Exactly, where they felt like they could tell the kitchen 1:26:31.450 --> 1:26:34.550 how to cook their own food. It says, too many 1:26:34.590 --> 1:26:37.370 modifications can come across as entitlement and take away from 1:26:37.410 --> 1:26:38.870 the dining experience. 1:26:42.000 --> 1:26:42.080 Ah! 1:26:42.740 --> 1:26:43.940 It depends. Okay. 1:26:44.300 --> 1:26:46.160 And by the way, they said that as well. Let's 1:26:46.180 --> 1:26:48.640 see if your depends adds up to their depends. 1:26:48.780 --> 1:26:49.920 Oh, that's the wrong phrase. 1:26:50.000 --> 1:26:52.340 I want onion rings instead of french fries. That's a 1:26:52.340 --> 1:26:54.420 doable scenario. I believe so, right? 1:26:54.439 --> 1:26:56.599 That's not a high-end restaurant request. 1:26:56.620 --> 1:27:02.549 That's a doable– Michelin-rated onion rings. That's what I want. 1:27:02.689 --> 1:27:07.090 I'm trying to think. How about requesting like, I don't know, 1:27:07.250 --> 1:27:10.290 truffle oil instead of– You. 1:27:09.710 --> 1:27:11.450 Know what a big one is, right? Like instead of– 1:27:11.510 --> 1:27:14.040 it's the starch. Hey, can I get rice instead of 1:27:14.060 --> 1:27:14.800 mashed potatoes? 1:27:15.180 --> 1:27:15.360 Right. 1:27:15.560 --> 1:27:17.660 Hey, can I get... Hey, can I get. 1:27:17.960 --> 1:27:20.559 But in a lot of these, it's not like at 1:27:20.600 --> 1:27:23.280 home where it's like three separate things all next to 1:27:23.320 --> 1:27:26.970 each other. These are all constructed in a higher-end restaurant. 1:27:26.990 --> 1:27:28.290 Some of them are very coordinated, yes. 1:27:28.370 --> 1:27:28.650 Yes. 1:27:29.090 --> 1:27:32.509 It's the aesthetics. It's the presentation. And it's all like... 1:27:32.670 --> 1:27:34.450 Part of it. So it's all built together. 1:27:34.470 --> 1:27:34.750 Yeah. 1:27:34.890 --> 1:27:40.060 So if you're using mashed potatoes as the foundation or cement, 1:27:40.320 --> 1:27:41.800 you know, rice doesn't work the same. 1:27:41.840 --> 1:27:43.820 Well, what they're saying is this. OK, one of the 1:27:43.860 --> 1:27:46.580 things is this. We build this menu and people do 1:27:46.620 --> 1:27:48.460 not believe this or understand it. But I can tell you, 1:27:48.479 --> 1:27:51.060 I know enough really good chefs will tell you. They 1:27:51.100 --> 1:27:54.360 work for sometimes years to create these flavors and get 1:27:54.400 --> 1:27:57.380 them to blend together so they give you this specific experience. 1:27:57.800 --> 1:28:00.700 When you start swapping stuff in and out, you're basically 1:28:00.770 --> 1:28:03.750 destroying all of the things they've worked to kind of create. 1:28:04.030 --> 1:28:07.510 And one of the popular ones was it says what 1:28:07.530 --> 1:28:09.070 will happen is somebody will look at the menu and 1:28:09.090 --> 1:28:11.570 they'll go, oh, I don't want asparagus because I'm not 1:28:11.590 --> 1:28:14.630 a big asparagus fan. But this other dish has green beans, 1:28:14.770 --> 1:28:17.520 almond bean. I'd rather have those. And they're like, well, 1:28:18.340 --> 1:28:20.580 the dish is not built to eat with green beans, 1:28:20.680 --> 1:28:23.120 green beans, almond bean. It's not it's not built. That's 1:28:23.140 --> 1:28:25.419 not a that's not a supporting flavor profile. 1:28:25.520 --> 1:28:27.560 OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all well and good. 1:28:27.600 --> 1:28:29.490 Let's get to the part where you talk about how 1:28:29.550 --> 1:28:32.710 you do this, because this is you're the diner you're describing. 1:28:32.970 --> 1:28:34.110 No, but I'll. 1:28:34.590 --> 1:28:45.200 Oh, oh, jack did you hear that my thing is 1:28:45.220 --> 1:28:49.420 i i don't i don't ask usually to alter the 1:28:49.479 --> 1:28:50.360 dish what i. 1:28:50.340 --> 1:28:54.280 Will ask for is is most of my sauces on 1:28:54.340 --> 1:28:56.910 the side and i have a reason Oh, that's not 1:28:56.950 --> 1:28:58.500 so bad. So if you eat your sauce on the 1:28:58.560 --> 1:29:01.320 side rather than incorporate it into the meal, because here's 1:29:01.360 --> 1:29:03.660 the thing. I want to sauce it the way I 1:29:03.700 --> 1:29:04.520 want to sauce it. 1:29:04.540 --> 1:29:04.760 Absolutely. 1:29:04.840 --> 1:29:06.200 I don't think they'd have a problem with that. 1:29:06.260 --> 1:29:09.160 But sometimes restaurants will bury a certain flavor because they 1:29:09.200 --> 1:29:11.260 know the sauce is good. Maybe it's sweet. Maybe it's 1:29:11.300 --> 1:29:14.540 real savory. And they understand they can mask something in 1:29:14.560 --> 1:29:17.300 the menu with a really good sauce. And it winds 1:29:17.360 --> 1:29:20.360 up taking the dish over. So usually I will ask 1:29:20.420 --> 1:29:23.020 for any sauces on the side so I can apply 1:29:23.060 --> 1:29:23.920 them out as I wish. 1:29:23.960 --> 1:29:29.150 That's not so bad. Oh, wait, wait. 1:29:30.450 --> 1:29:31.150 What else do you do? 1:29:31.250 --> 1:29:32.470 And I only. What else do you do? 1:29:32.490 --> 1:29:34.010 And then the other thing I ask is I only 1:29:34.030 --> 1:29:37.570 want the giraffe chicken nuggies. Of course. I only want 1:29:37.590 --> 1:29:38.750 the giraffe chicken nuggies. 1:29:38.830 --> 1:29:40.890 And give me some scratchies at the same time. 1:29:40.950 --> 1:29:42.050 All drummies, no flats. 1:29:42.070 --> 1:29:42.750 All drummies. 1:29:42.890 --> 1:29:43.210 It says. 1:29:43.570 --> 1:29:44.370 Wait. 1:29:44.390 --> 1:29:46.490 The other thing, too, is it says that people, that 1:29:46.770 --> 1:29:50.120 people are coming in and they're. They're demanding that restaurants 1:29:50.180 --> 1:29:52.400 kind of serve them the way they want to. 1:29:52.420 --> 1:29:54.960 Well, then stay your ass at home. 1:29:55.040 --> 1:29:58.979 It's pretty easy. Have you ever been to a tapas restaurant, 1:29:59.000 --> 1:29:59.720 a tapas restaurant? 1:29:59.760 --> 1:30:00.380 I love tapas. 1:30:00.400 --> 1:30:01.849 It's one of my favorite, if not my favorite way 1:30:01.860 --> 1:30:02.000 to eat. 1:30:02.060 --> 1:30:02.929 I love that, yes. 1:30:02.979 --> 1:30:05.229 But if you've not been to a tapas restaurant, tapas 1:30:05.470 --> 1:30:07.430 restaurants for people who do not know, I will assume 1:30:07.650 --> 1:30:13.210 there are people who maybe don't. It's smaller plates. And usually, traditionally, 1:30:13.229 --> 1:30:15.570 when you order them, they do not come out in order. 1:30:15.790 --> 1:30:17.710 So let's say that Jack and I and Deb were 1:30:17.729 --> 1:30:20.890 at a tapas restaurant, our tapas restaurant. There's one over 1:30:20.910 --> 1:30:22.769 in Winter Park that we love going to because they 1:30:22.810 --> 1:30:26.430 have a ham croquette there that is unbelievably good. And 1:30:26.450 --> 1:30:28.439 we order, let's say we both order, we all order 1:30:28.450 --> 1:30:31.220 like three different things, right? Well, they just start bringing 1:30:31.240 --> 1:30:31.900 them out when they're done. 1:30:31.920 --> 1:30:32.380 Yeah. 1:30:32.400 --> 1:30:36.260 Like there's no order. Like you're going to get the 1:30:36.320 --> 1:30:37.540 octopus when the octopus is done. 1:30:37.560 --> 1:30:37.640 Yeah. 1:30:38.020 --> 1:30:39.679 We're not having octopus at our table. 1:30:39.700 --> 1:30:41.260 But it doesn't come out last or first. No, I 1:30:41.300 --> 1:30:42.160 feel really. 1:30:41.900 --> 1:30:42.720 Bad about eating octopus. 1:30:42.740 --> 1:30:43.680 Yeah, we're not doing that anymore. 1:30:43.700 --> 1:30:47.379 I tried once after seeing my octopus teacher. I just don't. 1:30:47.360 --> 1:30:48.740 Like the flavor of it. So it doesn't matter. 1:30:48.979 --> 1:30:50.370 Or the texture for that matter. 1:30:50.390 --> 1:30:50.550 Good. 1:30:50.570 --> 1:30:51.590 Send that back to the kitchen. 1:30:51.710 --> 1:30:53.990 So what they're saying is. is when people come into 1:30:54.010 --> 1:30:56.910 these restaurants and it's set up like that, that they'll 1:30:56.950 --> 1:30:58.809 tell you, they'll be like, well, I don't want you 1:30:58.830 --> 1:31:00.470 to bring my dessert first, or I don't want you 1:31:00.490 --> 1:31:02.330 to bring this first. They're like, look, we're bringing out 1:31:02.430 --> 1:31:04.600 what is ready. This is the way the restaurant goes. 1:31:04.840 --> 1:31:07.660 You can't demand when things come out because the way 1:31:07.700 --> 1:31:10.480 that the kitchen runs, you can't start making rules for us. 1:31:10.720 --> 1:31:12.920 If you don't like your dessert possibly coming out first 1:31:13.300 --> 1:31:15.660 or two other things coming out before you get your protein, 1:31:15.900 --> 1:31:18.559 don't come here because this is the way we do business. 1:31:19.020 --> 1:31:20.220 And they got a little blowback for that one. 1:31:20.960 --> 1:31:21.720 I don't know why. 1:31:21.740 --> 1:31:22.400 I just. 1:31:23.790 --> 1:31:28.349 I've always believed that everyone should work at least one 1:31:28.390 --> 1:31:29.969 year of their life in food service. 1:31:30.010 --> 1:31:32.010 Yes. Or retail. 1:31:32.490 --> 1:31:36.030 Food service. There is a completely different mindset when you're 1:31:36.050 --> 1:31:39.610 bringing someone their food and then having to pick up 1:31:39.830 --> 1:31:43.549 after them. The retail experience, once you buy that dress, 1:31:43.590 --> 1:31:47.380 that jacket, that pants. And we exchange the money. You're leaving. 1:31:47.540 --> 1:31:50.050 I'm not picking up your runny eggs after you left 1:31:50.110 --> 1:31:52.010 me a dollar tip and a little card that says 1:31:52.130 --> 1:31:52.950 Jesus loves you. 1:31:52.990 --> 1:31:53.600 Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. 1:31:53.620 --> 1:31:54.460 For a party of 12. 1:31:54.460 --> 1:31:55.100 Attract. 1:31:55.350 --> 1:31:55.850 But he does. 1:31:56.189 --> 1:31:58.210 But he does, and thank God for that. But, I mean, 1:31:58.229 --> 1:32:02.770 being on your feet and the smell, it's really hard work. 1:32:02.870 --> 1:32:05.300 My son does it. I mean, he's actually about to 1:32:05.310 --> 1:32:07.520 graduate from college, so I think his career in this 1:32:07.580 --> 1:32:09.300 is going to be over soon, or at least it'll 1:32:09.320 --> 1:32:10.860 go down to one or two days, because he loves 1:32:10.900 --> 1:32:13.660 the restaurant he works at. It may be tough, that 1:32:13.720 --> 1:32:16.260 starting job out of college. I know. He's not going 1:32:16.280 --> 1:32:17.100 to pay what he's making. 1:32:17.120 --> 1:32:17.920 Definitely not. 1:32:17.939 --> 1:32:19.480 Well, he's going into the med world. Hopefully, it'll be 1:32:19.500 --> 1:32:20.000 fine there. 1:32:20.080 --> 1:32:20.439 There you go. 1:32:20.460 --> 1:32:21.719 Long-term, he should be fine. 1:32:21.740 --> 1:32:22.280 Yeah, yeah. But. 1:32:22.979 --> 1:32:26.700 But he loves it. He loves meeting people. He works 1:32:26.720 --> 1:32:28.439 for a restaurant that sends out good food, so he 1:32:28.479 --> 1:32:30.400 doesn't have to really wind up defending it very much, 1:32:30.439 --> 1:32:33.689 which is also very good. He's very engaging and courteous. 1:32:33.729 --> 1:32:36.610 He loves the business. But he says you do get 1:32:36.630 --> 1:32:38.230 a lot of people that will come in, and it 1:32:38.910 --> 1:32:40.550 seems like they just come in there to take it 1:32:40.610 --> 1:32:42.890 out on you. They just seem like they had a 1:32:42.930 --> 1:32:45.150 bad day, and they know that you have to take 1:32:45.170 --> 1:32:47.250 some S from them, and they will literally try to 1:32:47.270 --> 1:32:48.889 push buttons with you, and he just has to learn 1:32:48.910 --> 1:32:51.390 how to defuse it. I was just thinking earlier today 1:32:51.450 --> 1:32:55.900 about it never seemed to be worse than it was 1:32:57.060 --> 1:32:58.660 immediately post-pandemic. 1:32:58.680 --> 1:32:59.040 Yes. 1:32:59.060 --> 1:33:02.380 When people went out into the real world again, whether 1:33:02.420 --> 1:33:05.200 you were in a restaurant or on an airplane, it's 1:33:05.479 --> 1:33:08.300 like people reserve their worst behavior. It's like they were 1:33:08.420 --> 1:33:10.560 storing it up for a year. And they were just 1:33:10.780 --> 1:33:11.940 unleashing on people. 1:33:12.000 --> 1:33:12.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:33:12.780 --> 1:33:12.960 Yep. 1:33:13.720 --> 1:33:15.780 It really is tough. I haven't been able to tell 1:33:15.820 --> 1:33:20.170 a Danny that my steak's cold in months. I'm going 1:33:20.189 --> 1:33:22.130 to take my chance. Danny's going to know this steak 1:33:22.189 --> 1:33:22.710 is not cold. 1:33:22.750 --> 1:33:25.590 You think people would be so appreciative of the fact that, oh, 1:33:25.610 --> 1:33:28.410 we get to do this again instead of, this is 1:33:28.450 --> 1:33:30.000 not exactly how I want it. 1:33:30.000 --> 1:33:32.320 There's that operative word you said there, Jack. 1:33:32.340 --> 1:33:35.640 People. and he said even look he says um like 1:33:35.720 --> 1:33:37.960 he feels bad for people coming into the game now 1:33:38.400 --> 1:33:40.080 because you know he's been there a while so he 1:33:40.140 --> 1:33:42.440 has like regulars right like he has a group he 1:33:42.479 --> 1:33:44.689 has groups that come in every they request him they 1:33:44.729 --> 1:33:47.050 say where is he working i'm sitting in that section 1:33:47.070 --> 1:33:49.490 and no other section so he's got that because he 1:33:49.550 --> 1:33:52.790 knows what he's doing and again he's really engaging um 1:33:52.910 --> 1:33:55.310 but um he he tells me he goes man if 1:33:55.330 --> 1:33:56.990 you're new there you have to like just get these 1:33:57.030 --> 1:33:59.210 tables these rando tables he goes we all know the 1:34:00.000 --> 1:34:01.500 They all know the dicks. The people who come in 1:34:01.540 --> 1:34:03.810 are just going to be terrible. They know them all. Oh, yeah. 1:34:03.860 --> 1:34:04.570 And there's women. 1:34:05.830 --> 1:34:08.290 And that's why I believe everyone should work food service 1:34:08.330 --> 1:34:10.769 because it's the attitude. There's people who will look down 1:34:10.870 --> 1:34:12.389 on you simply for the job that. 1:34:12.310 --> 1:34:12.950 You are doing. 1:34:13.410 --> 1:34:15.229 You could be the greatest person. You could be the 1:34:15.270 --> 1:34:18.429 most engaging waitstaff they've ever dealt with. But you're bringing 1:34:18.470 --> 1:34:21.250 me my food. And that means you're not quite the 1:34:21.290 --> 1:34:24.179 same level as me. And you're always going to encounter that. 1:34:24.260 --> 1:34:26.820 And something like that can really level you really young. 1:34:27.310 --> 1:34:29.179 to learn don't treat people like that. Yeah. 1:34:29.200 --> 1:34:29.280 Yeah. 1:34:29.320 --> 1:34:32.559 My, my boy won't take that. He'll just like tell 1:34:32.600 --> 1:34:33.980 somebody else to go wait at the table. He was 1:34:34.000 --> 1:34:36.800 just like, yeah, these just, these people aren't for me. And, um, 1:34:36.840 --> 1:34:39.420 he tells me that, uh, it's dudes that are the worst. I, I, 1:34:39.560 --> 1:34:41.200 I really, and I'm not trying, this is not a 1:34:41.240 --> 1:34:43.460 sexist statement by any means, but I thought there would 1:34:43.479 --> 1:34:47.040 be more female complainers in restaurants because that's what I've experienced. 1:34:47.120 --> 1:34:48.920 Been around people that we know when we go out, 1:34:49.200 --> 1:34:51.320 it's mostly women that complain about things and send it 1:34:51.340 --> 1:34:54.680 back or whatever. He goes, dudes are the worst. You 1:34:54.700 --> 1:34:56.540 get these guys that come in, like these older guys, 1:34:56.560 --> 1:34:57.720 and they bitch about everything. 1:34:57.939 --> 1:34:59.120 Yeah. Like little babies. 1:34:59.470 --> 1:35:00.250 Yeah. 1:35:00.350 --> 1:35:04.930 All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. Your 5 o'clock keyword 1:35:05.130 --> 1:35:09.130 is money, M-O-N-E-Y. Go to realradio.fm and send that away 1:35:09.170 --> 1:35:11.090 for your chance at $ 1, 000. Back in a sec. 1:35:13.729 --> 1:35:16.639 Still to come, the common sense financial advice you need. 1:35:16.880 --> 1:35:19.380 It's only money with Scott Brown. Today at 620 on 1:35:19.520 --> 1:35:20.540 The Jim Colbert Show. 1:35:22.720 --> 1:35:24.679 Hey, Jimmy and JCS crew. 1:35:25.120 --> 1:35:29.179 Hey, don't sleep on lionfish, man. 1:35:29.960 --> 1:35:32.980 I heard Deb Roberts say they just had an outstanding 1:35:33.040 --> 1:35:35.230 year collecting those little monsters. 1:35:34.870 --> 1:35:35.930 That eat everything. 1:35:36.130 --> 1:35:39.470 They're illegal fish. Take as many as you want, but 1:35:39.570 --> 1:35:44.090 they are delicious with a panko crust and olive oil 1:35:44.650 --> 1:35:47.980 and just a little dust of magic and a smoke 1:35:48.030 --> 1:35:48.800 and spleef after that. 1:35:52.310 --> 1:35:54.400 Wow, that's so funny. 1:35:54.400 --> 1:35:58.469 40 years of restaurant service. Loads every minute of it. 1:35:58.479 --> 1:36:02.620 Made a ton of money. But after COVID, things got 1:36:02.979 --> 1:36:07.850 real bad. And a special request wanted me to punch 1:36:07.890 --> 1:36:08.670 people in the face. 1:36:09.229 --> 1:36:12.890 I had to quit. Wow, really? Crazy. 1:36:16.689 --> 1:36:19.150 A special is a special. 1:36:19.810 --> 1:36:20.990 No additions. 1:36:24.130 --> 1:36:27.200 Well, that was an interesting mix of listener. I appreciate 1:36:27.220 --> 1:36:30.960 that very much. That was a grab bag of voices there, 1:36:31.000 --> 1:36:37.430 to say the very least. Your 5 o'clock keyword is money, M-O-N-E-Y. 1:36:37.450 --> 1:36:39.439 Go to realradio.fm and send that away for your chance 1:36:39.479 --> 1:36:43.210 at $ 1, 000. 1:36:40.750 --> 1:36:41.050 I'm Jim. 1:36:41.070 --> 1:36:41.490 There's Deb. 1:36:41.570 --> 1:36:42.450 Hello. Jack is here. 1:36:42.550 --> 1:36:42.770 Hi. 1:36:42.990 --> 1:36:45.210 I've got a new addiction on Instagram, guys. 1:36:45.229 --> 1:36:47.130 I don't know about you. On Instagram? Yeah, I got 1:36:47.150 --> 1:36:47.670 a new addiction. 1:36:47.790 --> 1:36:49.810 What's that? Well, you know, you get addicted to watching 1:36:49.840 --> 1:36:53.120 a certain kind of videos, right? And I'm in a 1:36:53.280 --> 1:36:56.719 feel-good addiction right now. Sometimes I get into bad addictions 1:36:56.780 --> 1:37:01.439 where I watch people being hurt, bullies getting served, bullies 1:37:01.479 --> 1:37:03.570 trying people, and then people coming back and beating the 1:37:03.670 --> 1:37:05.950 piss out of that bully. That's kind of fun to watch. 1:37:05.970 --> 1:37:06.450 I love that. 1:37:06.570 --> 1:37:06.889 Okay. 1:37:07.830 --> 1:37:11.190 Other, you know, golf and poker stuff, for sure, but Again, 1:37:11.350 --> 1:37:13.910 with Instagram, all you have to do is watch one 1:37:13.950 --> 1:37:16.220 video of certain interest, and the next thing you know, 1:37:16.720 --> 1:37:18.730 you're going to get as many of those as you want. And, 1:37:18.770 --> 1:37:21.960 of course, the more you watch, the more you get, right? Correct. 1:37:22.260 --> 1:37:25.540 So I started watching these, and I would love to 1:37:25.600 --> 1:37:26.900 do this. I think it would be kind of fun 1:37:26.920 --> 1:37:29.519 to do. This is a feel-good thing. Have you guys 1:37:29.540 --> 1:37:32.420 seen the videos where people walk up and pay for 1:37:32.460 --> 1:37:33.420 people's groceries? 1:37:33.840 --> 1:37:34.639 Oh, I love those. 1:37:34.700 --> 1:37:35.840 Yeah. Have you seen them, Jack? 1:37:36.100 --> 1:37:36.180 No. 1:37:37.060 --> 1:37:38.519 Not recently, but I have. 1:37:38.400 --> 1:37:38.840 In the past. 1:37:38.920 --> 1:37:39.139 Oh, yeah. 1:37:39.200 --> 1:37:41.620 Guys at the guy or girl, woman, whatever, paying for 1:37:41.660 --> 1:37:45.309 their groceries are checking out. And then somebody will walk 1:37:45.350 --> 1:37:48.590 up behind them with a card and just tap. They'll 1:37:48.610 --> 1:37:50.189 do the tap thing and then just kind of bail. 1:37:50.590 --> 1:37:54.350 And the people don't know. Let's say I'm here and 1:37:54.370 --> 1:37:56.210 I'm checking out. I'm standing in front of the thing. 1:37:56.229 --> 1:37:58.250 I don't know what's going on. An arm will just 1:37:58.270 --> 1:38:00.570 come around me. They'll do the tap thing on the screen. 1:38:00.979 --> 1:38:03.730 It'll pay. Then they just bail out of there. They'll 1:38:03.740 --> 1:38:05.400 hit the okay, and then they go. And the people 1:38:05.770 --> 1:38:08.170 think that it's an employee doing something with a machine. 1:38:08.189 --> 1:38:10.570 They don't even realize it. They're still going for their 1:38:10.610 --> 1:38:13.170 card to pay for their groceries, and then they realize, well, 1:38:13.189 --> 1:38:15.810 that guy just paid for your– or that girl or woman. Actually, 1:38:15.830 --> 1:38:17.590 the ones I'm watching now, it's a woman doing it, 1:38:18.110 --> 1:38:20.630 and they just paid for your groceries. And it's amazing. 1:38:20.830 --> 1:38:22.970 And can I tell you? I'll tell you what's really 1:38:23.050 --> 1:38:25.690 odd about it. If I walked up to somebody and 1:38:25.710 --> 1:38:29.670 gave them $ 60, that would mean one thing, right? You're like, oh, man, $ 60. 1:38:30.080 --> 1:38:30.320 Bucks. 1:38:30.360 --> 1:38:33.910 Thank you so much. But man, when it's $ 60 worth 1:38:33.970 --> 1:38:38.550 of food, it's a completely different experience. It's like they 1:38:38.590 --> 1:38:41.360 gave them a thousand bucks. just because they paid for 1:38:41.380 --> 1:38:45.650 their $ 60 food tab. One was like $ 150. And again, 1:38:45.700 --> 1:38:48.850 that's a lot of money for sure. I completely understand that. But, 1:38:48.890 --> 1:38:51.349 you know, when people react to that, it is, man, 1:38:51.370 --> 1:38:52.990 I got to tell you, dude, if you ever get 1:38:53.030 --> 1:38:55.070 into a bummed out day where you're having a bad day, 1:38:55.490 --> 1:38:57.870 go and watch these videos on Instagram of people getting 1:38:57.890 --> 1:38:59.910 their groceries paid for. It makes you want to go 1:38:59.950 --> 1:39:03.650 do it. Do any of the people like it? 1:39:04.210 --> 1:39:06.650 Does it go badly where they think the person is 1:39:06.710 --> 1:39:08.130 up to something like, hey, what do you do? Like 1:39:08.550 --> 1:39:11.900 their information, like they're trying to steal their information or something. 1:39:12.150 --> 1:39:14.889 I'm wondering if anyone has a negative reaction to it, 1:39:15.460 --> 1:39:17.439 not understanding what is happening. 1:39:17.479 --> 1:39:19.640 Actually, I haven't seen one of those yet. People are 1:39:19.680 --> 1:39:22.639 just bewildered. But when there was a negative reaction, because 1:39:22.660 --> 1:39:25.380 this one guy does this. He walks through a grocery 1:39:25.420 --> 1:39:27.519 store and he's got one of those carry baskets and 1:39:27.560 --> 1:39:29.689 it's got like a bag of apples. It looks to 1:39:29.700 --> 1:39:31.910 be a couple boxes of something. It's only like maybe 1:39:31.930 --> 1:39:34.010 three or four or five items. It can't be more 1:39:34.050 --> 1:39:36.830 than 10 bucks, right? And he goes to people in 1:39:36.850 --> 1:39:38.390 the store and he says, hey, I forgot my wallet 1:39:38.410 --> 1:39:40.650 at home. Can you help me purchase this? And almost 1:39:40.870 --> 1:39:43.430 everybody turns their nose up and says no. And he 1:39:43.470 --> 1:39:46.090 goes to this one lady. She's in the frozen food section. 1:39:46.110 --> 1:39:48.790 She's got a hair thing on to keep her hair 1:39:48.870 --> 1:39:52.000 under after it's being done. She's got on slide flip flops. 1:39:52.040 --> 1:39:56.960 And she doesn't look real kept. And he walks up 1:39:56.979 --> 1:39:59.100 to her and he says, hey, look, I forgot my 1:39:59.120 --> 1:40:00.360 wallet at home. Is there any way you can help 1:40:00.380 --> 1:40:02.479 me out with this? And she said, yeah, I can 1:40:02.520 --> 1:40:05.770 help you out. And she says, I barely have enough 1:40:05.790 --> 1:40:07.310 to get what I'm getting in my cart, but I 1:40:07.330 --> 1:40:10.389 can certainly help you out. And he's like, well, why 1:40:10.410 --> 1:40:11.790 would you do that if you don't have any money 1:40:11.830 --> 1:40:14.570 to buy your own stuff? Are you buying for the week? 1:40:14.590 --> 1:40:16.010 She goes, I can't buy for the week. I can 1:40:16.050 --> 1:40:19.139 only buy for the day. And he says, well, why 1:40:19.160 --> 1:40:20.880 are you helping me then? He goes, well, because I 1:40:20.900 --> 1:40:22.720 like to help people. It's the right thing to do. 1:40:23.260 --> 1:40:25.400 And then he just whips out and gives her like 1:40:25.400 --> 1:40:27.970 $ 1, 000 cash just for being that girl. He was waiting 1:40:27.979 --> 1:40:30.430 for someone to help him out. He was testing him. 1:40:30.450 --> 1:40:31.290 It was like kind of a parable thing. 1:40:31.310 --> 1:40:34.250 And it's tough because there's so many scammers out there 1:40:34.270 --> 1:40:36.010 that you get hardened to it. 1:40:36.050 --> 1:40:37.350 It's like, nope, sorry, can't help. 1:40:37.450 --> 1:40:38.030 Right, right, right. 1:40:38.070 --> 1:40:40.189 And by the way, this guy does not look like 1:40:40.229 --> 1:40:42.430 a bum. He looks like a regular dude who has 1:40:42.490 --> 1:40:45.260 a job. And when he says, you know, I forgot 1:40:45.300 --> 1:40:46.900 my wallet at home, he's a guy you can look 1:40:46.939 --> 1:40:48.160 at and go, well, I believe this guy. 1:40:48.220 --> 1:40:49.979 He looks like a guy who left his wallet at home. 1:40:50.340 --> 1:40:50.540 Yeah. 1:40:50.680 --> 1:40:51.400 Yeah, so I don't know. 1:40:51.700 --> 1:40:53.100 But, man, if you ever get in a bad mood, 1:40:53.120 --> 1:40:55.960 go check those videos out. You immediately get a warm 1:40:56.000 --> 1:40:56.980 and fuzzy inside, Jack. 1:40:57.240 --> 1:40:58.240 You? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:40:58.360 --> 1:40:58.700 Wow. 1:40:59.000 --> 1:41:00.320 It even happens to me. I didn't think it could. 1:41:01.660 --> 1:41:03.310 I do these things just to make sure I'm still alive, 1:41:03.350 --> 1:41:07.530 you know? All right, 407-916-1041. Are those your favorites as well? 1:41:07.550 --> 1:41:07.910 You like that? 1:41:08.210 --> 1:41:09.689 Oh, those and animal ones, yeah. 1:41:09.710 --> 1:41:12.850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Guess what is back now? 1:41:13.350 --> 1:41:15.019 I don't know how good this is or bad this is. 1:41:15.030 --> 1:41:15.349 McRib? 1:41:15.490 --> 1:41:16.510 No, it is back, though. 1:41:16.530 --> 1:41:18.460 You knew that, right? I did not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:41:19.180 --> 1:41:21.219 I thought it came back and didn't go away again. 1:41:21.300 --> 1:41:21.720 I don't know. 1:41:21.760 --> 1:41:24.439 I saw it yesterday or the day before that it's 1:41:24.500 --> 1:41:27.260 back in select restaurants for certain periods of time. 1:41:28.460 --> 1:41:32.590 Select restaurants like Arby's or Wendy's and Burger King? 1:41:32.610 --> 1:41:34.610 Select McDonald's. I'm guessing the ones that buy a lot 1:41:34.630 --> 1:41:38.390 of McRibs. No, it says this is getting the Glamour 1:41:38.430 --> 1:41:38.970 Treatment again. 1:41:38.990 --> 1:41:40.950 Glamour Treatment. 1:41:42.030 --> 1:41:43.940 There for a while did not get the Glamour Treatment. 1:41:44.510 --> 1:41:47.330 now seems to be getting the glamour treatment again. Something 1:41:47.370 --> 1:41:49.610 that has come in and out in American culture for 1:41:49.630 --> 1:41:50.750 many years, many times. 1:41:52.150 --> 1:41:52.809 Jello. 1:41:52.870 --> 1:41:55.050 This last time, though, I thought for sure it was gone. 1:41:55.590 --> 1:41:57.810 This last time, I'm like, well, this is certainly gone. 1:41:57.830 --> 1:42:00.390 This is not going to be promoted anymore. No one's 1:42:00.410 --> 1:42:03.059 going to do this and think it looks cool. No 1:42:03.070 --> 1:42:03.720 way possible. 1:42:04.950 --> 1:42:06.030 Well, I just guessed Jello. 1:42:06.180 --> 1:42:07.040 Yeah, it's not Jello. 1:42:07.200 --> 1:42:07.500 No. 1:42:08.820 --> 1:42:11.320 Something we do that kind of has a bad look. 1:42:11.500 --> 1:42:14.719 It's... Ooh, wearing pajamas out. 1:42:15.340 --> 1:42:18.980 No, no, no. Kylie Jenner just did it as part 1:42:19.000 --> 1:42:21.380 of a story for a magazine. Got it kind of 1:42:21.400 --> 1:42:24.110 popped a little bit. Hailey Bieber just did it, part 1:42:24.470 --> 1:42:25.530 of a fashion spread. 1:42:25.610 --> 1:42:27.759 Fur? Animal fur? 1:42:28.430 --> 1:42:29.570 Smoking cigarettes is back. 1:42:30.510 --> 1:42:31.970 Oh, oh, really? 1:42:32.050 --> 1:42:34.990 Yeah, the cigarette thing is kind of back a little bit. Interesting. 1:42:35.070 --> 1:42:37.290 I've got to tell you, though, the story is really long. 1:42:37.310 --> 1:42:39.840 I read about half of it, but I wanted to ask, 1:42:40.220 --> 1:42:43.400 do you think there's a possibility, Debra? Because I know, 1:42:43.460 --> 1:42:45.460 although you're a smoker, you would never tell people to 1:42:45.500 --> 1:42:46.220 start smoking, right? 1:42:46.280 --> 1:42:46.500 No. 1:42:46.600 --> 1:42:47.040 Yeah, yeah, right. 1:42:47.340 --> 1:42:48.320 But I wanted to ask, though. 1:42:50.470 --> 1:42:53.110 Do you think that there's a possibility that this is 1:42:53.330 --> 1:42:57.269 also a pushback from young people on the vape thing? 1:42:57.479 --> 1:43:00.780 Like with the vape thing being kind of representative of 1:43:02.420 --> 1:43:04.920 like a newer thing that they don't want to do. 1:43:04.960 --> 1:43:07.280 They want to go back to analog. I don't want 1:43:07.300 --> 1:43:10.140 the digital cigarette. The vape cigarette. I want to go 1:43:10.160 --> 1:43:12.660 back to the OG cigarette and just smoke that. 1:43:12.840 --> 1:43:15.260 Well, I think, you know, that and Selena Gomez coming 1:43:15.340 --> 1:43:18.490 out and talking about how vaping has pretty much changed 1:43:18.550 --> 1:43:19.010 her voice. 1:43:19.030 --> 1:43:20.030 It did change her voice, yes. 1:43:20.050 --> 1:43:23.229 And how she's encouraging. No, I think it goes back 1:43:23.270 --> 1:43:26.170 to the other things that Gen Z and Alpha. is 1:43:26.250 --> 1:43:29.530 embracing from the past and that's tanning so i think 1:43:29.550 --> 1:43:30.549 they're going back. 1:43:30.400 --> 1:43:31.910 To you think it's just a retro thing in general 1:43:32.220 --> 1:43:33.019 i i you. 1:43:32.939 --> 1:43:35.480 Know because when you when we watch that that video 1:43:36.120 --> 1:43:38.460 of what you do that's new the two motorcyclists who 1:43:38.479 --> 1:43:41.680 were going through china yes and when they were trying 1:43:41.700 --> 1:43:43.520 to smoke cigarettes and the one kid looked at the 1:43:43.560 --> 1:43:45.300 other kid and said i think we look pretty cool 1:43:45.340 --> 1:43:47.340 and i shouted at the tv no you don't you 1:43:47.360 --> 1:43:51.240 do not look cool dude you're a smoker exactly You 1:43:51.280 --> 1:43:52.700 don't hold it that way, but I don't want to 1:43:52.720 --> 1:43:56.110 teach you that. I saw a kid who had to 1:43:56.150 --> 1:43:59.769 be 13 years old smoking outside of a Walgreens a 1:43:59.790 --> 1:44:02.330 few weeks ago, and I was like, no! 1:44:02.530 --> 1:44:04.670 It's so wild. I do pay attention to the world 1:44:04.710 --> 1:44:06.530 of golf a lot, and there's a lot of news 1:44:06.590 --> 1:44:12.040 made by a girl on the LPGA Tour because she's 1:44:12.080 --> 1:44:14.400 really cute. Her name is Charlie Hull. Jack, if you 1:44:14.420 --> 1:44:15.590 want to bring a picture of Charlie up. 1:44:16.290 --> 1:44:17.290 H U L L. 1:44:18.330 --> 1:44:21.160 She got famous. Well, for one thing, she's, you know, 1:44:21.479 --> 1:44:24.080 blonde and she's a good golfer. But secondly, her whole 1:44:24.120 --> 1:44:26.070 thing was like, she'd be walking down the fairway. And 1:44:26.189 --> 1:44:28.970 even though she's hot, she would just be hot boxing 1:44:28.990 --> 1:44:31.630 a smoke. That was her thing. She just liked to 1:44:31.650 --> 1:44:34.950 smoke cigarettes. She bummed a lighter from a viewer once. 1:44:35.650 --> 1:44:36.809 She was going down and she walked over to the 1:44:36.830 --> 1:44:41.540 side from the gallery and bummed a light from a 1:44:41.580 --> 1:44:43.900 guy so she could light her cigarette while she's playing golf. 1:44:44.380 --> 1:44:48.070 See the one right there in the middle? Now she's 1:44:48.210 --> 1:44:51.500 quit since then. But, like, she got heat for that. But, 1:44:51.520 --> 1:44:53.820 I mean, like, let me tell you, Charlie Hull smoking 1:44:53.840 --> 1:44:56.439 a cigarette while hitting some putts was kind of hot. 1:44:56.600 --> 1:44:57.820 And I don't know why, but it was. 1:44:57.979 --> 1:45:00.519 Well, I mean, there's a reason why. There used to be, 1:45:00.660 --> 1:45:04.320 you know, cigarette ads in Seventeen Magazine and Vogue and 1:45:04.479 --> 1:45:05.089 everything else. 1:45:05.120 --> 1:45:07.570 And all the sirens back in the day. They smoked, right? 1:45:07.810 --> 1:45:08.370 Everybody smoked. 1:45:08.410 --> 1:45:11.590 All the really good-looking, swanky women, they smoked cigarettes. And 1:45:11.650 --> 1:45:14.110 it was like a really kind of debonair thing to do. 1:45:14.810 --> 1:45:15.490 Men and women. 1:45:15.530 --> 1:45:15.910 Yeah, yeah. 1:45:16.310 --> 1:45:19.450 It says new data shared exclusively with Yahoo suggests that 1:45:19.790 --> 1:45:22.270 young adults are becoming more receptive to cigarettes as well. 1:45:22.270 --> 1:45:26.160 18 to 24-year-olds surveyed by Truth Initiative, which is a 1:45:26.220 --> 1:45:29.979 nonprofit public health organization dedicated to preventing youth and youth 1:45:30.020 --> 1:45:33.939 adult nicotine addiction, said that 25% said smoking makes people 1:45:33.979 --> 1:45:35.520 look cool in 2026. That's up from 17% in 2019. 1:45:35.500 --> 1:45:36.720 Nearly half, 47%, said it's not a big deal if 1:45:36.760 --> 1:45:46.010 my friends smoke anymore. which was a thing that was 1:45:46.110 --> 1:45:49.450 never allowed. If you had friends, I mean, friends would 1:45:49.490 --> 1:45:51.510 pressure each other to stop smoking. It doesn't seem like 1:45:51.550 --> 1:45:52.380 that's happening anymore. 1:45:52.939 --> 1:45:55.320 I think kids have just, just like with the dangers 1:45:55.380 --> 1:45:57.860 of tanning, they've just, you know, they've never grown up 1:45:57.900 --> 1:45:59.600 with the consequences of it. 1:45:59.700 --> 1:46:00.280 Yeah, maybe so. 1:46:00.700 --> 1:46:04.020 And maybe also they just look at the existential threats 1:46:04.080 --> 1:46:06.939 that are around us and say, you know, why bother? 1:46:07.510 --> 1:46:08.830 Yeah, yeah. 1:46:08.910 --> 1:46:11.709 You're poisoning the water, the air, the land. 1:46:12.520 --> 1:46:14.240 I got no shot anyway. Might as well look cool. 1:46:14.320 --> 1:46:14.880 Big deal. 1:46:14.920 --> 1:46:17.340 And that's what they're saying. They say that more young 1:46:17.380 --> 1:46:20.180 people say that smoking cigarettes makes them look cool because– 1:46:20.300 --> 1:46:21.700 and I think it does go back a little bit 1:46:21.720 --> 1:46:24.099 to the vape thing because you know what the nickname 1:46:24.140 --> 1:46:28.420 for vapes are? Like douche flutes. Because when you see 1:46:28.660 --> 1:46:30.660 people walking around– I thought you just made that up. Yeah, no, 1:46:30.689 --> 1:46:32.990 Dan made it up. Okay. But when you're walking around 1:46:33.030 --> 1:46:35.130 and you're blowing these clouds out of there, it doesn't 1:46:35.229 --> 1:46:39.089 have this– It doesn't have the same vibe as smoking 1:46:39.150 --> 1:46:40.950 a cigarette. Like, nobody looks at you and goes, oh, man, 1:46:40.970 --> 1:46:43.269 that's kind of cool. This guy's blowing a giant cotton 1:46:43.290 --> 1:46:44.230 candy cloud out. 1:46:44.490 --> 1:46:48.500 But it also opened up the world of nicotine and 1:46:48.560 --> 1:46:50.380 THC for people to. 1:46:50.340 --> 1:46:53.440 Do it anywhere at any time they want. 1:46:53.479 --> 1:46:54.160 You're 100% right. 1:46:54.220 --> 1:46:56.940 Which still you do not get with cigarettes. 1:46:57.040 --> 1:46:57.780 Right, right, right. 1:46:58.080 --> 1:47:01.870 Our poor Debra has to run four flights or fall 1:47:01.910 --> 1:47:02.490 four flights. 1:47:02.530 --> 1:47:02.930 Yeah, yeah. 1:47:03.330 --> 1:47:06.050 It says smoking is losing some of its stigma. So 1:47:06.189 --> 1:47:10.040 even worse, people aren't looking at it the same as 1:47:10.060 --> 1:47:12.519 they used to. Remember, smoking used to be like demonized. 1:47:12.900 --> 1:47:15.540 And apparently with youth, it's not like that anymore. They 1:47:15.560 --> 1:47:18.830 don't look at it as like an ick thing. Do 1:47:18.850 --> 1:47:20.849 you take the stairs up, Deborah? 1:47:21.189 --> 1:47:21.389 No. 1:47:21.490 --> 1:47:23.450 No, no, no, no. Only down, right? 1:47:23.490 --> 1:47:24.250 Yeah, just down. 1:47:25.210 --> 1:47:26.150 I take them up at Murders. 1:47:26.550 --> 1:47:28.710 And there's not enough time to take them up and then. 1:47:28.630 --> 1:47:29.469 Not being winded. 1:47:29.650 --> 1:47:29.890 Oh, yeah. 1:47:29.950 --> 1:47:31.269 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1:47:31.330 --> 1:47:33.729 Because if you hear Jimmy come in after he comes 1:47:33.770 --> 1:47:36.460 into work, it was like he was just chased by 1:47:36.500 --> 1:47:37.120 a serial killer. 1:47:37.140 --> 1:47:37.680 I run them. 1:47:37.960 --> 1:47:39.720 The first person I talked to, they're like, you okay? 1:47:39.840 --> 1:47:42.240 I'm like, yes, there is. As a matter of fact, 1:47:42.260 --> 1:47:44.160 the engineers, when you walk by now, they're like, they'll 1:47:44.200 --> 1:47:45.900 just go, you walk by the engineering room, they'll just go. 1:47:46.460 --> 1:47:50.309 Because they can hear me huffing and puffing. Jack used 1:47:50.320 --> 1:47:51.610 to do it when I got to work because of it. 1:47:52.050 --> 1:47:53.650 But now my stamina is a little bit better, so 1:47:53.670 --> 1:47:55.750 I can come up there without literally feeling like my 1:47:55.810 --> 1:47:56.210 heart's going. 1:47:56.130 --> 1:47:56.849 To go to my chest. 1:47:59.070 --> 1:48:00.330 Yes, I never smoked a cigarette. 1:48:00.510 --> 1:48:01.349 Jack, you smoke, right? 1:48:02.030 --> 1:48:04.920 For three days when I was, I don't know, 13 1:48:04.920 --> 1:48:08.680 or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I quickly did 1:48:08.720 --> 1:48:10.940 the math. I'm like, wait, it's bad for you and 1:48:10.960 --> 1:48:11.620 it costs money. 1:48:11.640 --> 1:48:12.740 Yeah. 1:48:12.920 --> 1:48:14.440 That's the thing that I can't imagine. You got to 1:48:14.470 --> 1:48:17.589 go hide to do it. But again, if you're vaping, 1:48:17.610 --> 1:48:20.519 I mean, if you're vaping and the and the option 1:48:20.560 --> 1:48:23.560 is cigarettes, you know, I mean, you know, I gotta 1:48:23.580 --> 1:48:25.140 tell you, I wonder if you ask parents right now, 1:48:25.180 --> 1:48:26.880 what would you rather have your kid do? Smoke cigarettes 1:48:26.939 --> 1:48:27.940 or vape? What they would say? 1:48:28.200 --> 1:48:29.139 I think they'd say vape. 1:48:29.280 --> 1:48:30.049 You think they'd say vape? 1:48:30.100 --> 1:48:34.370 I think because there's still the belief that vaping is safer. Yeah. 1:48:34.910 --> 1:48:37.070 But again, I, we know that to be untrue. 1:48:37.090 --> 1:48:40.450 Uh, I just, I don't know, but I, I just 1:48:40.490 --> 1:48:43.030 don't believe human lungs are meant to breathe oil. Well, no, 1:48:43.090 --> 1:48:45.750 it's also– And that's the delivery system for it. And 1:48:45.990 --> 1:48:48.370 other impurities. And other impurities. And because a lot of 1:48:48.390 --> 1:48:52.229 the vapes aren't as tightly regulated as like cigarettes are, 1:48:53.240 --> 1:48:55.420 you really– if your kids are getting them at a 1:48:55.460 --> 1:48:58.320 gas station and they don't really care who their supplier is, 1:48:58.360 --> 1:48:59.380 I mean you just don't know. 1:48:59.400 --> 1:48:59.580 Yeah, yeah. 1:49:00.200 --> 1:49:03.300 And Selena Gomez, I don't think she's been vaping that long. 1:49:03.380 --> 1:49:05.479 And to have that much of a change? 1:49:05.520 --> 1:49:05.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:49:06.260 --> 1:49:08.280 But she said she vaped a lot, though. She said 1:49:08.340 --> 1:49:11.610 she vaped a lot, all the time, every day, every 1:49:11.650 --> 1:49:13.750 few minutes. My son did this for a while. 1:49:13.890 --> 1:49:15.849 And that's the thing, too, right? You're getting a higher 1:49:15.910 --> 1:49:18.270 nicotine level than what I'm getting. So even if you 1:49:18.290 --> 1:49:21.250 were to quit vaping, I don't know if there's a 1:49:21.290 --> 1:49:23.510 cigarette on the market that's going to have the nicotine 1:49:23.530 --> 1:49:25.870 you've been hauling through that douche flute. 1:49:26.189 --> 1:49:27.509 Easy. 1:49:27.930 --> 1:49:28.760 Douche flute, yeah, right. 1:49:29.140 --> 1:49:33.140 Yeah, but my son said it was difficult to quit because, 1:49:33.180 --> 1:49:36.840 I mean, he was at that high nicotine level. He 1:49:36.880 --> 1:49:38.780 never smoked cigarettes or anything like that, but he said 1:49:38.800 --> 1:49:43.820 it was really difficult. But can I tell you, post-nicotine vape, 1:49:43.939 --> 1:49:47.599 completely different vibe for him at all times. He doesn't 1:49:47.680 --> 1:49:49.980 have that thing where he looks like something's just kind 1:49:50.010 --> 1:49:54.010 of on him. Way more energy, way more energetic, bright-eyed. 1:49:54.210 --> 1:49:58.590 It's just a different machine altogether. He also quit doing peyote, 1:49:58.610 --> 1:50:02.450 so he never did that. They're saying that one of 1:50:02.490 --> 1:50:04.450 the reasons that the cigarette thing is coming back is 1:50:04.490 --> 1:50:05.729 because of the drunk cig. 1:50:05.750 --> 1:50:10.810 Well, that's when every non-smoker becomes a smoker. Hey, do 1:50:10.830 --> 1:50:11.730 you have a cigarette? 1:50:11.910 --> 1:50:14.010 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You start drinking a little bit, 1:50:14.430 --> 1:50:17.410 and then you get that drunk cigarette. And they're saying 1:50:17.660 --> 1:50:19.630 in the context of the story here, That's how a 1:50:19.689 --> 1:50:21.830 lot of young people will start. They'll start drinking a 1:50:21.830 --> 1:50:23.170 little bit. They want to have a cigarette because their 1:50:23.210 --> 1:50:25.510 friends are doing it. The next thing you know, they're like, well, 1:50:25.570 --> 1:50:27.080 every time I go out, I'm having a cig. The 1:50:27.100 --> 1:50:28.500 next thing you know, I'm just having a cig. 1:50:28.860 --> 1:50:30.800 Actually, no, you're not. Get your own cigs. 1:50:30.820 --> 1:50:31.160 Yeah, yeah. 1:50:31.680 --> 1:50:32.420 Right, exactly. 1:50:32.560 --> 1:50:33.000 Bum me one. 1:50:34.260 --> 1:50:38.650 All right, 77031, your 5 o'clock keyword is money, M-O-N-E-Y. 1:50:38.860 --> 1:50:40.889 I've got a few minutes to get over to realradio.fm 1:50:40.930 --> 1:50:43.390 and send that away for your chance at $ 1, 000. Load 1:50:43.530 --> 1:50:45.950 them up. Trivia's next. Let's give some stuff away. i'm 1:50:45.990 --> 1:50:49.170 calling y'all show and i want to say hi hi 1:50:49.290 --> 1:50:51.730 and also i want to say i voted today so 1:50:51.810 --> 1:50:54.950 yay good for you awesome have a good day you're 1:50:54.970 --> 1:50:58.870 a good american young lady we love that thanks for 1:50:58.890 --> 1:51:00.570 listening and thanks for calling we appreciate that you can 1:51:00.590 --> 1:51:01.910 leave a message anytime you like. 1:51:02.350 --> 1:51:06.430 Early voting runs through sunday then monday no voting and 1:51:06.450 --> 1:51:08.710 then tuesday is election day and that'll be your last 1:51:08.750 --> 1:51:10.550 chance to vote absolutely are you voting day of. 1:51:11.470 --> 1:51:12.720 I might do early voting. 1:51:12.760 --> 1:51:14.740 I want to try and coordinate it with my youngest 1:51:14.780 --> 1:51:15.740 to make sure she votes. 1:51:15.920 --> 1:51:16.580 Yeah, very nice. 1:51:17.460 --> 1:51:20.350 Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. I've already filled 1:51:20.390 --> 1:51:20.990 out her ballot. 1:51:22.130 --> 1:51:24.769 Sweet of you. You'll be hearing from the feds, I'm sure. 1:51:24.910 --> 1:51:25.610 It's a guide. 1:51:25.770 --> 1:51:26.889 It's a voter guide. 1:51:26.910 --> 1:51:27.090 Yeah, yeah. 1:51:27.310 --> 1:51:29.550 Money is your five o'clock keyword. Get about ten minutes 1:51:29.590 --> 1:51:31.679 or so to get over to realradio.fm and send that 1:51:31.720 --> 1:51:34.400 off for your chance at a thousand bucks. Go get 1:51:34.439 --> 1:51:35.020 that cash. 1:51:35.100 --> 1:51:36.540 I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. 1:51:36.580 --> 1:51:37.200 Jack is here as well. 1:51:37.280 --> 1:51:37.580 Hi there. 1:51:37.620 --> 1:51:39.120 He's at the Jackie's Hack. What's in there? 1:51:39.280 --> 1:51:39.839 All aboard. 1:51:39.880 --> 1:51:40.440 Chugga-chugga. 1:51:40.640 --> 1:51:41.060 Choo-choo. 1:51:41.240 --> 1:51:42.340 Clickety-clack. Clickety-clack. 1:51:42.680 --> 1:51:45.679 Got a pair of prizes and the winner gets to choose. 1:51:45.780 --> 1:51:48.520 It might be a pair of tickets to see the neighborhood. 1:51:48.860 --> 1:51:52.020 They're banned. They're coming to the Kia Center. It's the 1:51:52.100 --> 1:51:56.410 World Tour. at the Kia Center on November 11th. Or 1:51:56.670 --> 1:51:59.349 you might choose a pair of tickets to see, this 1:51:59.370 --> 1:52:05.680 is a very popular item, my friends, Trans-Siberian Orchestra's matinee show. 1:52:05.979 --> 1:52:07.140 That's the afternoon one. 1:52:07.660 --> 1:52:11.470 At the Kia Center, December 19th. They do two shows, 1:52:11.520 --> 1:52:14.170 a matinee and an evening. And it's always on a 1:52:14.229 --> 1:52:19.870 Saturday in December. And it's been wildly popular here in Orlando. 1:52:19.890 --> 1:52:21.830 Yes, it has. You can be there if you win 1:52:21.870 --> 1:52:22.650 trivia today. 1:52:23.270 --> 1:52:24.010 So back to you. 1:52:24.090 --> 1:52:24.730 Clickety-clack. 1:52:24.790 --> 1:52:28.070 Thank you, Debra. One, two, three, four, or five. 1:52:28.090 --> 1:52:28.870 Let's go one. 1:52:28.970 --> 1:52:31.700 One sounds good. That is Stan. Stan, how are you? 1:52:32.640 --> 1:52:33.700 I'm doing fine, sir. 1:52:33.780 --> 1:52:34.300 How are you? 1:52:34.400 --> 1:52:36.009 Doing good, buddy. Want to play a little game with us? 1:52:37.050 --> 1:52:37.650 Absolutely. 1:52:37.689 --> 1:52:43.880 Let's do it then. All right, Stan, this is a 1:52:43.979 --> 1:52:46.280 real easy game, buddy. I've got a question here for you, 1:52:46.320 --> 1:52:49.740 four answers. One of these answers is not true. 1:52:49.760 --> 1:52:49.840 What? 1:52:50.540 --> 1:52:52.000 But if you find it, I'll send you over to Jack. 1:52:52.020 --> 1:52:53.660 He's got some nice stuff, and you can find something 1:52:53.680 --> 1:52:54.600 for yourself. Are you ready? 1:52:55.640 --> 1:52:56.440 Yes, sir, I am. 1:52:56.510 --> 1:52:58.050 Here we go, buddy. On this day in 1925, Fred Waller. 1:53:02.729 --> 1:53:06.590 Patton's Water Skis. On this day in 1925, here are 1:53:06.610 --> 1:53:10.059 three fun facts about water skiing and one barefoot and lie. 1:53:10.260 --> 1:53:12.040 All right, buddy, we're talking about water skiing. Which one 1:53:12.060 --> 1:53:15.480 of these is not true? Number one, the very first 1:53:15.620 --> 1:53:22.620 organized professional water skiing competition was held in 1939. Number two, 1:53:22.960 --> 1:53:25.780 it takes a minimum of 25 horsepower motor to pull 1:53:25.820 --> 1:53:29.090 an average-sized skier out of the water. Number three, the 1:53:29.170 --> 1:53:32.890 longest recorded water ski jump is 312 feet. 1:53:33.250 --> 1:53:33.590 Dang. 1:53:33.689 --> 1:53:37.000 So that's a football field in the air on water skis. 1:53:37.200 --> 1:53:37.880 Forget about it. 1:53:37.920 --> 1:53:41.580 Or lastly, the first water ski tow rope was a clothesline. 1:53:42.060 --> 1:53:43.080 Which of those is a lie? 1:53:44.420 --> 1:53:45.700 We'll go with the first one. 1:53:45.720 --> 1:53:48.620 No, that's absolutely true. The very first pro water skiing 1:53:48.640 --> 1:53:51.150 competition was held in 1939. 1:53:51.120 --> 1:53:51.189 Wow. 1:53:51.610 --> 1:53:54.510 Two, three, four, or five, Deb? 1:53:54.790 --> 1:53:55.530 Let's go two. 1:53:55.729 --> 1:53:58.970 Two sounds good. That is William. William, how you doing? 1:54:00.320 --> 1:54:02.460 Doing well, Jack. All right. 1:54:02.500 --> 1:54:04.400 Well, I'm Jim, and Jack's doing great, too. He's right there. 1:54:04.560 --> 1:54:05.380 I'm here. Hi. 1:54:05.439 --> 1:54:07.610 Very good. All right, William, which one of these are 1:54:07.630 --> 1:54:09.450 talking about water skiing and which one is not true? 1:54:09.490 --> 1:54:13.689 Number one, takes a minimum of a 25-horsepower motor to 1:54:13.729 --> 1:54:16.269 pull an average-sized skier out of the water. Number two, 1:54:16.610 --> 1:54:19.870 the longest recorded ski jump is 312 feet. Or lastly, 1:54:20.180 --> 1:54:23.500 the first water ski tow rope was a clothesline. 1:54:25.100 --> 1:54:26.309 I'm going to go with number three. 1:54:26.450 --> 1:54:29.970 No, that's absolutely true. The first water ski tow rope 1:54:30.090 --> 1:54:31.590 was an old clothesline. 1:54:31.790 --> 1:54:32.870 Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. 1:54:32.890 --> 1:54:34.130 What else would they have used? 1:54:34.880 --> 1:54:38.960 One pissed off wife. That's right. One super fun husband. 1:54:39.440 --> 1:54:40.640 All right, Deb, three, four, five. 1:54:41.000 --> 1:54:41.720 Let's go four. 1:54:41.780 --> 1:54:43.180 Four sounds good. That is Matthew. 1:54:43.220 --> 1:54:43.980 Matthew, how are you? 1:54:44.900 --> 1:54:45.620 I'm doing well. 1:54:45.820 --> 1:54:48.060 Doing good, buddy. We're talking about water skiing, and you 1:54:48.080 --> 1:54:51.050 have a 50-50 shot here. Which one of these isn't true? 1:54:51.550 --> 1:54:54.830 Number one, it takes a minimum of a 25-horsepower motor 1:54:54.870 --> 1:54:57.770 to pull an average-sized skier out of the water. Or lastly, 1:54:58.250 --> 1:55:01.330 the longest recorded water ski jump is 312 feet. 1:55:02.430 --> 1:55:02.870 First one. 1:55:02.910 --> 1:55:05.400 That's the one, buddy. You're a winner. 1:55:05.720 --> 1:55:08.460 Hey, what do you think the minimum horsepower is to 1:55:08.500 --> 1:55:10.320 pull an average-sized person out. 1:55:10.300 --> 1:55:12.630 Of the water? 50 or 60. 1:55:12.620 --> 1:55:13.730 No, it's 15. 1:55:13.730 --> 1:55:14.550 Whoa. 1:55:14.690 --> 1:55:18.550 Only 15 horsepower motor will pull an average guy, I 1:55:18.570 --> 1:55:20.390 think a 170-pound guy, out of the water. 1:55:20.410 --> 1:55:21.250 There you go, buddy. You're a winner. 1:55:21.270 --> 1:55:21.610 Wow. 1:55:21.630 --> 1:55:23.090 I'm going to put you on hold, and Jack will 1:55:23.110 --> 1:55:23.930 take good care of you. 1:55:23.950 --> 1:55:25.310 No, don't say it like that. 1:55:25.350 --> 1:55:29.780 Emotionally and sexually. He's very good at it. He's like 1:55:29.820 --> 1:55:30.640 a pillow of love. 1:55:30.660 --> 1:55:32.650 That's what I do. That's what I do. 1:55:32.890 --> 1:55:35.450 Yeah, the longest recorded ski water jump is 312 feet. 1:55:35.710 --> 1:55:40.070 By the way, Orlando is like the epicenter for skiing, 1:55:40.130 --> 1:55:43.800 water skiing competitions and everything. Out in the Claremont area, 1:55:43.840 --> 1:55:47.440 there was a water ski place called Chalet Village or 1:55:47.480 --> 1:55:50.560 something like that, or Ski Village or something, and they 1:55:50.600 --> 1:55:51.940 had a water ski school there. 1:55:53.940 --> 1:55:56.630 In 76, when my family came down here, we went 1:55:56.650 --> 1:55:57.730 to Cypress Gardens. 1:55:57.770 --> 1:55:57.970 Oh, yeah. 1:55:58.010 --> 1:55:58.190 Yeah. 1:55:58.840 --> 1:55:59.440 Where was that? 1:55:59.460 --> 1:55:59.940 Do you remember? 1:55:59.960 --> 1:56:03.070 That's a Lakeland area over there, like Polk County. 1:56:03.210 --> 1:56:05.940 But there's also the water sports complex that's like, I think, 1:56:05.980 --> 1:56:07.100 near the Mall at Millennia. 1:56:07.870 --> 1:56:09.970 Yeah, but there was a place built for that in 1:56:09.990 --> 1:56:13.970 Miami that's still up. Remember that auditorium thing or that 1:56:14.010 --> 1:56:15.839 set of bleachers they built on the side of the 1:56:15.880 --> 1:56:18.370 bay there that still stands? It's all tagged up. 1:56:18.680 --> 1:56:21.580 Yeah, you got the Orlando Water Sports Complex, which is 1:56:21.600 --> 1:56:23.460 pretty cool to see on the side of the road. 1:56:23.480 --> 1:56:26.100 Yeah, yeah, 100%. The unique thing about this is when 1:56:26.140 --> 1:56:28.900 I moved to Orlando in 1985, I worked at a 1:56:28.920 --> 1:56:31.730 gas station in Pine Hills, right? The owner of that 1:56:31.770 --> 1:56:34.770 gas station actually owned two other gas stations. One of 1:56:34.810 --> 1:56:38.110 them was in Ocoee, Florida, right? Right there on Highway 1:56:38.110 --> 1:56:40.140 50 was a shell station owned by a guy named Bruce. 1:56:40.220 --> 1:56:42.540 It was there for years. It's not there anymore. And 1:56:42.560 --> 1:56:44.980 the reason I remember there is because right down the 1:56:45.020 --> 1:56:49.160 street lived Sammy and Camille Duvall. And if you look 1:56:49.220 --> 1:56:52.110 up the names Sammy and Camille Duvall, at one point, 1:56:52.190 --> 1:56:56.190 Sammy Duvall was the world champion ski jump record holder. 1:56:56.830 --> 1:56:58.550 And that dude stayed in the air for what seemed 1:56:58.570 --> 1:57:02.270 like a book long. I mean, he was up there forever. 1:57:02.590 --> 1:57:07.030 And his sister, Camille, she was a slalom women's champion 1:57:07.450 --> 1:57:08.940 for skiing as well. And I got to meet them 1:57:08.980 --> 1:57:10.880 both a number of times. They were both really cool people. 1:57:11.200 --> 1:57:12.460 They would drag their boat in there, and I would 1:57:12.480 --> 1:57:15.060 just gas their boat up before they went out and skied. 1:57:15.300 --> 1:57:18.290 But that guy was the world champion ski jumper for 1:57:18.330 --> 1:57:19.990 the longest time. He lived right here in Orlando. I 1:57:20.030 --> 1:57:21.350 don't even know if Sammy's still alive. 1:57:21.370 --> 1:57:21.710 He's got to be. 1:57:21.710 --> 1:57:23.360 He was in such good shape. Here's some other things 1:57:23.380 --> 1:57:24.720 you may not know about skiing before we get to 1:57:24.760 --> 1:57:27.680 the top of the hour. Slalom skiers can pull how 1:57:27.700 --> 1:57:30.770 many Gs during a cut? So you go over the wake, 1:57:31.110 --> 1:57:32.530 you go up there to your buoy, you make that 1:57:32.570 --> 1:57:34.610 big cut, and you come back over. How many Gs 1:57:34.650 --> 1:57:35.230 are you pulling? 1:57:36.230 --> 1:57:36.370 Two? 1:57:38.770 --> 1:57:39.550 Uh, and a half. 1:57:39.870 --> 1:57:40.790 Four is the answer. 1:57:40.810 --> 1:57:41.350 Damn. 1:57:41.390 --> 1:57:42.710 That's a lot, by the way. They say there's a 1:57:42.850 --> 1:57:46.650 thousand pounds of pressure on that line, whatever, when you 1:57:46.690 --> 1:57:49.880 make that turn. That pull there, it's like a thousand pounds. 1:57:50.260 --> 1:57:51.240 Never been water skiing. 1:57:51.380 --> 1:57:52.680 Oh, my God. It's so much fun. 1:57:52.760 --> 1:57:54.460 Neither have I. It is so much fun. 1:57:54.680 --> 1:57:55.060 Wow. 1:57:55.620 --> 1:57:58.180 The universal command that the skier is ready is, in 1:57:59.040 --> 1:58:00.740 other words, you're out there bobbing in the water. You 1:58:00.760 --> 1:58:04.000 get your skis up. The boat pulls the line a 1:58:04.020 --> 1:58:05.940 little taut. In other words, they just idle until the 1:58:05.980 --> 1:58:08.660 line's taut. And then you say something to get them 1:58:08.700 --> 1:58:09.730 to go. What do you say? 1:58:09.900 --> 1:58:10.160 Help. 1:58:10.740 --> 1:58:11.360 Tally-ho. 1:58:11.660 --> 1:58:11.980 Hit it. 1:58:13.140 --> 1:58:15.100 Yeah, you yell, hit it. And they know to slam 1:58:15.140 --> 1:58:17.260 it down and get you out of the water. What 1:58:17.320 --> 1:58:19.720 is the rule of three in water skiing? 1:58:21.580 --> 1:58:22.540 Fall down three times. 1:58:22.600 --> 1:58:24.780 That's so funny. It's not it, though. 1:58:26.270 --> 1:58:29.930 Uh, skis row. The rule of three is one person 1:58:29.970 --> 1:58:32.550 drives the boat. Oh, person skis behind the boat and 1:58:32.710 --> 1:58:35.690 one watch and a spotter. You gotta have a spotter. 1:58:35.750 --> 1:58:37.090 One of the most dangerous things you can do out 1:58:37.110 --> 1:58:40.290 there is ski without a spotter because the boat, the 1:58:40.330 --> 1:58:41.570 boat captain is trying to stay straight. 1:58:41.590 --> 1:58:41.870 Right. 1:58:41.890 --> 1:58:44.010 A lot of these lakes, you know, they get a 1:58:44.010 --> 1:58:46.590 little crowded. Sometimes can be very dangerous. And then lastly here, 1:58:46.910 --> 1:58:49.490 the oldest person to ever water ski on record is 1:58:49.550 --> 1:58:52.150 Brian Murray. He's eat at what age? 1:58:53.530 --> 1:58:53.940 Nice. 1:58:54.660 --> 1:58:54.920 Go ahead. 1:58:54.920 --> 1:58:58.320 86 popped into my head. 1:58:58.320 --> 1:58:58.380 92. 1:58:58.360 --> 1:58:59.180 94 years and 318 days. 1:58:59.200 --> 1:58:59.980 Nailed it. 1:59:00.220 --> 1:59:05.010 So almost 95 years old. I can barely get out 1:59:05.030 --> 1:59:07.630 of a chair after sitting for an hour. And this 1:59:07.670 --> 1:59:08.910 guy is out there ripping. And there was a guy 1:59:08.930 --> 1:59:10.970 named Banana George. Remember Banana George? 1:59:11.070 --> 1:59:11.410 I do. 1:59:12.270 --> 1:59:13.530 I think he was part of that ski show that 1:59:13.550 --> 1:59:15.110 Jack was talking about at Cypress Gardens for a while. 1:59:15.130 --> 1:59:18.810 So Cypress Gardens, I've just learned, became Legoland. 1:59:18.830 --> 1:59:19.210 Yeah, yeah. 1:59:19.370 --> 1:59:20.750 That's right. Just outside of Winter Haven. 1:59:20.790 --> 1:59:21.090 Yeah. 1:59:21.290 --> 1:59:23.710 It was also Botanical Gardens. They reserved some of that 1:59:23.730 --> 1:59:23.890 in 1976. 1:59:23.890 --> 1:59:24.450 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:59:24.450 --> 1:59:28.680 75 to 76, we were here. for new year's uh 1:59:28.820 --> 1:59:30.840 and we went that was one of the days we 1:59:30.880 --> 1:59:32.040 went to cypress that's. 1:59:31.900 --> 1:59:34.500 Where the southern bells were that's exactly what i remember 1:59:34.520 --> 1:59:36.080 when i went there we went there one time ever 1:59:36.100 --> 1:59:37.760 and it was like toward the end of the run 1:59:37.780 --> 1:59:40.140 same here and you went there and you walked in 1:59:40.180 --> 1:59:42.480 the old the ladies would walk around in the southern 1:59:42.580 --> 1:59:45.880 bell right i mean full-blown like gone with the wind 1:59:45.980 --> 1:59:49.690 right exactly and develop costumes and a little parasol yeah 1:59:49.700 --> 1:59:52.190 hold on oh man it was great saw the ski 1:59:52.230 --> 1:59:53.630 show it was kind of fun man it. 1:59:53.630 --> 1:59:56.430 Wasn't bad but i mean talk about being spoiled now 1:59:56.450 --> 1:59:59.960 you've You could never offer to us something like that 2:00:00.020 --> 2:00:02.360 and be like, here, go walk amongst the flowers and 2:00:02.380 --> 2:00:03.200 the trees. 2:00:03.400 --> 2:00:07.200 Enjoy. Or like my souvenirs. There are none. 2:00:07.260 --> 2:00:07.780 Exactly. 2:00:07.800 --> 2:00:10.280 There are none. Where's the roller coaster? That mosquito bite. 2:00:10.460 --> 2:00:10.620 Right. 2:00:10.660 --> 2:00:11.660 Exactly. 2:00:11.720 --> 2:00:12.520 Hey, you got dengue. 2:00:12.600 --> 2:00:14.220 All right. Let's take a little break. I got a 2:00:14.240 --> 2:00:15.400 fresh keyword coming up right now. 2:00:16.540 --> 2:00:20.060 There's only one place to watch this nonsense. At Jim 2:00:20.150 --> 2:00:21.710 Colbert Show on YouTube. 2:00:26.880 --> 2:00:31.480 Jim, I made a dump cake with devil's food cake 2:00:31.520 --> 2:00:33.820 mix and cherry pie filling. 2:00:34.160 --> 2:00:34.800 Oh, that sounds great. 2:00:34.840 --> 2:00:39.320 And pecan white chocolate ice cream from Target. 2:00:39.480 --> 2:00:39.780 Damn. 2:00:40.000 --> 2:00:40.920 It was so good. 2:00:40.940 --> 2:00:41.470 Sounds great. 2:00:41.480 --> 2:00:43.330 Game-changing, let me tell you. 2:00:43.350 --> 2:00:44.230 Okay, love you guys. 2:00:44.270 --> 2:00:44.410 Bye. 2:00:44.650 --> 2:00:45.510 Thank you. Appreciate that. 2:00:45.570 --> 2:00:46.330 Dump cakes are big. 2:00:47.410 --> 2:00:47.710 Hey, guys. 2:00:48.070 --> 2:00:48.830 Hope you guys are doing well. 2:00:49.370 --> 2:00:51.670 So I don't know if this has ever happened to you, 2:00:51.710 --> 2:00:53.970 but have you ever been to a Michelin five-star restaurant 2:00:54.460 --> 2:00:57.340 And hear the guy in the next table go, hey, daddy-o, 2:00:57.400 --> 2:00:58.960 you guys got any hot dogs back there? 2:00:59.500 --> 2:01:03.310 Thanks. Bye. That was Jack, by the way. I've never 2:01:03.370 --> 2:01:03.850 done that. 2:01:04.030 --> 2:01:05.390 We know it was Jack, buddy. You didn't have to 2:01:05.410 --> 2:01:09.390 narrate the joke. Somebody says that Sammy Duvall is still 2:01:09.410 --> 2:01:11.470 in the game, still alive out there. He used to 2:01:11.490 --> 2:01:13.250 have a store at Disney Springs. Now I guess he's 2:01:13.270 --> 2:01:16.720 got one in California. Parks Bonifay, which at one point 2:01:16.760 --> 2:01:20.470 I believe was the world champion wakeboarder. I think his 2:01:20.550 --> 2:01:22.430 brother also was in the game for a while. It 2:01:22.450 --> 2:01:26.250 was Parks and somebody else, Bonifay. I think they trained 2:01:26.310 --> 2:01:30.610 out there in Windermere. All this stuff about these people 2:01:30.670 --> 2:01:31.250 I haven't. 2:01:31.030 --> 2:01:31.650 Seen in years. 2:01:31.690 --> 2:01:34.060 We used to see Sammy Duvall and his sister literally 2:01:34.140 --> 2:01:36.000 once a week in the summer. Oh, really? 2:01:36.120 --> 2:01:36.580 Oh, yeah, man. 2:01:36.600 --> 2:01:38.540 They'd bring that boat in. We'd fill their boat up, 2:01:38.580 --> 2:01:40.640 fill their thing up, and they'd go back there and 2:01:40.660 --> 2:01:42.670 go skiing. Big parties, too. 2:01:42.700 --> 2:01:43.220 It was a lot of fun. 2:01:43.480 --> 2:01:46.380 Those guys looked like they were having a blast. Your 2:01:46.380 --> 2:01:50.840 6 o'clock keyword is GRAND. G-R-A-N-D. Go to realradio.fm and 2:01:50.860 --> 2:01:52.840 send that off for your chance at $ 1, 000. GRAND is 2:01:52.860 --> 2:01:55.100 the word. We hope you win. Remember, if you're playing 2:01:55.120 --> 2:01:56.950 the game, phone on, phone up, and answer it when 2:01:56.990 --> 2:01:58.450 it rings because that's how they tell. 2:01:58.310 --> 2:01:58.930 You you've won. 2:02:00.230 --> 2:02:01.890 Only have to wait an hour. 2:02:01.930 --> 2:02:02.630 And Jim, there's Deb. 2:02:02.750 --> 2:02:04.990 Hello. And Jack is here as well. Yeah. We're going 2:02:05.010 --> 2:02:06.670 to the movies tonight. Where are you going to see 2:02:06.690 --> 2:02:08.510 your night? Wicker. 2:02:09.650 --> 2:02:10.379 Dude. 2:02:10.860 --> 2:02:11.120 Dude. 2:02:11.140 --> 2:02:11.280 What? 2:02:11.820 --> 2:02:12.100 What? 2:02:13.660 --> 2:02:13.840 What? 2:02:15.890 --> 2:02:16.190 Hello? 2:02:16.310 --> 2:02:19.090 Isn't this like Fifty Shades with Stickman? It is. 2:02:20.970 --> 2:02:23.330 Isn't that what this is? Isn't this Fifty Sticks of Grey? 2:02:23.630 --> 2:02:25.450 No, this looks funny. 2:02:25.650 --> 2:02:27.560 It's a rom-com. It's a comedy. 2:02:27.760 --> 2:02:33.000 And basically this woman wishes for a husband. She pays someone. 2:02:33.160 --> 2:02:34.260 Isn't he like a whisperer? 2:02:34.360 --> 2:02:35.040 Peter Dinklage. 2:02:35.160 --> 2:02:37.220 Peter Dinklage, yeah. He's like a magic man. 2:02:37.240 --> 2:02:37.720 Yeah. 2:02:38.160 --> 2:02:42.420 And she says, make me a husband. And he makes 2:02:42.440 --> 2:02:43.320 her a Skarsgård. 2:02:43.660 --> 2:02:45.000 Yeah, he does. 2:02:45.020 --> 2:02:45.340 Yeah. 2:02:46.880 --> 2:02:47.450 Yeah, he does. 2:02:48.140 --> 2:02:51.800 Anyway, my wife is... That feels like a splinter scenario. Yeah. 2:02:52.220 --> 2:02:55.000 Now when you see Dinklage oiling up the wood, you're like, 2:02:55.060 --> 2:02:56.560 all right, I think he's going to be okay. 2:02:56.980 --> 2:02:57.280 Right. 2:02:57.560 --> 2:02:58.520 I don't know about that. 2:02:58.760 --> 2:02:59.940 I've seen the ad. 2:02:59.980 --> 2:03:02.680 It's the first movie my wife has actually shown interest in, 2:03:02.740 --> 2:03:06.360 so I'm like, okay, we'll go. 2:03:06.780 --> 2:03:09.760 It's going to be a two-beater. Hey, you want to 2:03:09.780 --> 2:03:12.360 go see that again? There's some parts of the story 2:03:12.420 --> 2:03:12.860 I missed. 2:03:13.360 --> 2:03:13.900 She didn't see. 2:03:13.940 --> 2:03:15.860 You can see everything, right? No, she didn't. 2:03:16.160 --> 2:03:19.630 Me and my daughter went. She wasn't feeling it? No. 2:03:19.930 --> 2:03:20.190 Yeah. 2:03:20.270 --> 2:03:23.430 Dude, my daughter stopped. My daughters are absolutely obsessed with it. 2:03:23.430 --> 2:03:26.470 One daughter was in Gainesville. There's a big punk show 2:03:27.190 --> 2:03:29.930 in Gainesville this weekend called The Fest or whatever. Daniel 2:03:29.950 --> 2:03:30.610 Dennis was there. 2:03:30.680 --> 2:03:31.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2:03:31.780 --> 2:03:35.140 So my daughter's boyfriend is in a band called Suck 2:03:35.260 --> 2:03:39.060 Brick Kid, which is a line from a Christmas story 2:03:39.100 --> 2:03:39.860 or something, isn't it? 2:03:40.020 --> 2:03:40.220 Yeah. 2:03:40.740 --> 2:03:42.840 And they played that festival. She said it was up there. 2:03:42.860 --> 2:03:45.050 And the first thing I emailed her, I said, hey, 2:03:45.290 --> 2:03:46.590 or I texted her this morning and said, hey, how 2:03:46.630 --> 2:03:47.170 was this show? 2:03:47.230 --> 2:03:47.830 How's everything going? 2:03:48.090 --> 2:03:50.950 She goes, it was great. Have you seen this movie yet? Like, 2:03:50.970 --> 2:03:52.650 that's all they want to talk about is this movie. 2:03:53.100 --> 2:03:54.920 And she goes, you've got to go see it. It 2:03:54.980 --> 2:03:57.480 is a complete trip. So I think my wife and 2:03:57.500 --> 2:03:59.620 I are going to go see it this weekend. Maybe 2:03:59.640 --> 2:04:01.270 do a matinee show or something on Sunday. 2:04:01.470 --> 2:04:01.600 Yeah. 2:04:02.710 --> 2:04:04.690 And then go buy wicker baskets when you're done. 2:04:05.230 --> 2:04:07.810 I thought it was fantastic. He's talking about now you 2:04:07.850 --> 2:04:09.930 can see everything. 2:04:09.950 --> 2:04:12.440 I don't think my wife would like to see– she doesn't– 2:04:12.500 --> 2:04:14.680 I mean, we like rom-coms, but I'm not sure about 2:04:14.700 --> 2:04:18.740 that one. That seems a little out there. It's basically 2:04:18.760 --> 2:04:21.040 a ripoff of Beauty and the Beast, isn't it? I 2:04:21.100 --> 2:04:23.580 have no idea. I haven't seen it yet. Isn't it 2:04:23.660 --> 2:04:25.530 a story? I mean, is she going to bring him– 2:04:25.600 --> 2:04:27.520 is the end of the story he comes and he 2:04:27.560 --> 2:04:28.550 turns into a real dude? 2:04:28.770 --> 2:04:29.070 No. 2:04:29.230 --> 2:04:31.250 And Beauty and the Beast is a cursed prince. 2:04:31.870 --> 2:04:33.250 Yeah, I know, but I mean like she's in love 2:04:33.270 --> 2:04:35.970 with something that isn't like human. That was kind of 2:04:35.990 --> 2:04:36.550 what I was– Yeah. 2:04:36.570 --> 2:04:39.460 But then because of that love, she's able to break 2:04:39.500 --> 2:04:41.740 the spell and then he becomes a prince, whereas this 2:04:41.800 --> 2:04:43.560 woman knows what she's getting right off rip. 2:04:43.820 --> 2:04:51.050 So sorry I started this conversation. I just realized I'm 2:04:51.070 --> 2:04:54.470 in a Disney movie argument with the worst person to 2:04:54.510 --> 2:04:56.570 be in a Disney movie argument with. 2:04:56.650 --> 2:04:57.150 Well, yeah. 2:04:57.520 --> 2:05:00.220 Or you could go to the best person for information 2:05:00.260 --> 2:05:02.220 about a topic you might not be well-versed in. 2:05:02.280 --> 2:05:05.060 And I am not well-versed in it. Are you going 2:05:05.080 --> 2:05:05.470 to go see it? 2:05:06.400 --> 2:05:06.700 Wicker? 2:05:06.820 --> 2:05:07.720 Yeah, yeah. 2:05:07.840 --> 2:05:09.160 I'm not sure. Why not? 2:05:09.260 --> 2:05:11.310 I mean, it's right up your alley. 2:05:11.660 --> 2:05:12.210 Look, I get it. 2:05:12.310 --> 2:05:13.830 I'd rather wait for streaming. 2:05:14.070 --> 2:05:14.270 Really? 2:05:14.290 --> 2:05:14.430 Really? 2:05:15.250 --> 2:05:17.970 I mean, it's got to be really something special for 2:05:17.990 --> 2:05:21.060 me to want to spend that kind of money, you know, 2:05:21.140 --> 2:05:23.580 drive out to it. Because there's just too many times 2:05:23.600 --> 2:05:26.820 where you're like, man, that just wasn't worth the money. 2:05:27.020 --> 2:05:28.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2:05:28.300 --> 2:05:28.900 I get you 100%. 2:05:28.900 --> 2:05:32.240 Texter says, I saw Wicker today. It was fantastic. I 2:05:32.280 --> 2:05:33.920 was not sure I was going to like it, but 2:05:33.960 --> 2:05:35.180 I really did enjoy it. 2:05:35.180 --> 2:05:36.540 Who was the female lead in this? 2:05:37.100 --> 2:05:38.060 Olivia. 2:05:38.120 --> 2:05:40.780 She was in The Crown. Oh, I don't know anything 2:05:40.800 --> 2:05:46.060 about that. I don't know anything about The Crown. Is 2:05:46.090 --> 2:05:48.490 it an actress that you know, like by name? Yeah, 2:05:48.570 --> 2:05:52.950 she won. She's an award-winning actress, Olivia Colman. Okay, there 2:05:52.970 --> 2:05:55.430 you go. Somebody just texted and said, what's wrong with people? 2:05:55.690 --> 2:05:56.710 Or what's wrong with women? 2:05:56.790 --> 2:06:00.890 Wicker? I mean, it's fine. 2:06:02.450 --> 2:06:04.690 Is there something romantic about that that we don't know about? 2:06:06.060 --> 2:06:09.060 I think it's just the material that was probably available 2:06:09.100 --> 2:06:09.360 to him. 2:06:09.420 --> 2:06:11.320 No, I understand that. But what I'm saying is, is 2:06:11.850 --> 2:06:15.290 the idea of the story unique and interesting and kind 2:06:15.330 --> 2:06:17.710 of sexy, is it or not? Like the idea of 2:06:17.770 --> 2:06:20.110 going to somebody wishing for this perfect husband and the 2:06:20.190 --> 2:06:21.990 one thing you don't get with the perfect husband, you 2:06:22.010 --> 2:06:24.370 get everything, but that he's made out of wicker. I mean, 2:06:24.410 --> 2:06:24.950 is that the thing? 2:06:25.190 --> 2:06:27.790 No, it's just that, you know, she ends up wishing 2:06:27.870 --> 2:06:30.370 for this husband and the townspeople are like, well, that's 2:06:30.430 --> 2:06:32.170 kind of weird. And then the women are like, Well, 2:06:32.190 --> 2:06:35.780 he seems kind of special. 2:06:35.900 --> 2:06:39.940 A woman who's ostracized, you know, and longing for something 2:06:40.540 --> 2:06:43.220 gets what she wants. And it's so great that everyone 2:06:43.240 --> 2:06:45.640 who used to ostracize her now is envious of her. 2:06:45.820 --> 2:06:46.240 Oh, really? 2:06:46.260 --> 2:06:46.920 Is that what happens? 2:06:46.940 --> 2:06:47.780 Is that the storyline? 2:06:47.880 --> 2:06:48.080 Yep. 2:06:48.260 --> 2:06:48.900 Really? 2:06:49.260 --> 2:06:49.540 Yeah. 2:06:49.560 --> 2:06:50.520 So, I mean. 2:06:51.710 --> 2:06:54.830 Wicker is just a different way to tell the story. 2:06:55.440 --> 2:06:58.320 I'll know more after I actually see it and not 2:06:58.360 --> 2:06:59.780 just a 30-second commercial. 2:06:59.880 --> 2:07:02.200 Is this set in modern times? 2:07:02.460 --> 2:07:04.260 No. When is it set? 2:07:05.100 --> 2:07:06.040 Like a period piece. 2:07:06.300 --> 2:07:09.040 I mean, how long ago then? Like early 1900s? 2:07:09.060 --> 2:07:10.880 No, I'd go back a little bit more than that. 2:07:10.960 --> 2:07:11.440 Oh, really? 2:07:11.480 --> 2:07:14.220 Yeah, between like the 1700s and 1800s maybe. 2:07:14.600 --> 2:07:15.500 Oh, really? Yeah. 2:07:15.520 --> 2:07:16.200 Okay. 2:07:18.300 --> 2:07:18.460 Right. 2:07:18.500 --> 2:07:21.680 Does the wicker now seem more? acceptable it does for 2:07:21.720 --> 2:07:24.020 some reason because it seems like there's a magical aspect 2:07:24.060 --> 2:07:27.160 of this almost like a uh almost like an enchanted 2:07:27.320 --> 2:07:28.580 aspect of this yeah so i. 2:07:28.540 --> 2:07:31.760 Could see it's a wicker man and then he's enchanted 2:07:31.800 --> 2:07:35.080 yeah yeah there you go comes alive and breaks the 2:07:35.100 --> 2:07:37.080 bed breaks. 2:07:36.880 --> 2:07:39.990 The bed how do you break the bed no no 2:07:40.050 --> 2:07:41.310 no what was this. 2:07:41.270 --> 2:07:44.730 Rated r this thing i believe so what. 2:07:44.650 --> 2:07:48.190 Is so it's like well. 2:07:47.270 --> 2:07:50.870 He's her husband He was in line with all of the. 2:07:51.380 --> 2:07:52.040 Yeah, I got that. 2:07:52.060 --> 2:07:54.540 But I didn't know it was rated R because some 2:07:54.740 --> 2:07:55.780 stick dude is going. 2:07:58.130 --> 2:07:59.510 To be. 2:07:59.630 --> 2:08:03.360 Reckoning. Well. What? 2:08:03.360 --> 2:08:05.540 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. Wow, really? 2:08:05.540 --> 2:08:05.920 92% on Fandango. 2:08:05.940 --> 2:08:06.360 Damn, really? 2:08:06.360 --> 2:08:07.400 7.4 out of 10 from IMDb. 2:08:14.700 --> 2:08:17.370 Who made this thing? What studio made this thing? 2:08:17.610 --> 2:08:21.490 Romantic fantasy comedy film directed and written by Alex Houston 2:08:21.690 --> 2:08:26.050 Fisher and Eleanor Wilson based on Ursula Wills Jones' short 2:08:26.110 --> 2:08:27.630 story The Wicker Husband. 2:08:27.730 --> 2:08:31.570 Really? Now, there was another movie called Wicker Man back 2:08:31.610 --> 2:08:33.210 in the day. That was a horror movie. 2:08:33.230 --> 2:08:35.430 That was a horror movie, wasn't it? 2:08:35.990 --> 2:08:36.370 Yeah. 2:08:36.850 --> 2:08:38.830 Was that a Nicolas Cage thing in Wicker Man? I 2:08:38.850 --> 2:08:42.410 can't remember that. But this is a different, that other 2:08:42.470 --> 2:08:44.330 one's not based on the same story, though, obviously, because. 2:08:44.190 --> 2:08:46.150 This is a romance. Yeah, this is a rom-com. 2:08:46.190 --> 2:08:47.630 Okay, there you go. 2:08:47.630 --> 2:08:50.230 Oh, interesting. Well, Jack, I want to hear all about 2:08:50.250 --> 2:08:50.670 Wicker Man. 2:08:50.970 --> 2:08:53.670 Oh, I'm going to tell you all about it, Jim. Okay, 2:08:53.730 --> 2:08:54.130 very good. 2:08:54.190 --> 2:08:55.590 Whether you want to hear it or not. 2:08:55.610 --> 2:08:57.570 All right, before we get over to Scott Brown, we'll 2:08:57.600 --> 2:08:59.730 do him in the next segment. 2:08:59.760 --> 2:09:01.580 I mean, we'll do the segment kind of mighty. 2:09:02.340 --> 2:09:03.880 You have Wicker on the brain now. All you're thinking 2:09:03.900 --> 2:09:07.710 about is the oil and stuff. oiling the wood all 2:09:07.730 --> 2:09:09.820 you're doing is oiling the wood you backed away from 2:09:09.840 --> 2:09:10.400 the mic what are you. 2:09:10.360 --> 2:09:15.240 Doing don't worry about it You can't handle liquor. You 2:09:15.280 --> 2:09:16.300 can't handle what I'm thinking. 2:09:16.320 --> 2:09:17.640 You can't handle your liquor. 2:09:17.660 --> 2:09:19.080 You can't handle it. 2:09:20.400 --> 2:09:22.410 You can't handle your liquor. I get it. 2:09:22.420 --> 2:09:24.960 It's a play on liquor, but it's about this guy. 2:09:25.000 --> 2:09:25.320 I get it. 2:09:26.220 --> 2:09:27.760 Very funny. 2:09:27.820 --> 2:09:29.780 There is a big change. Well, not a big change, 2:09:29.820 --> 2:09:33.020 but there is a change coming to weddings. We talk 2:09:33.040 --> 2:09:36.040 about the Gen Zs a lot because these Gen Zs 2:09:36.160 --> 2:09:39.680 just don't give a damn about tradition. They have looked 2:09:39.720 --> 2:09:41.680 at tradition and they have said, that sucks. 2:09:41.930 --> 2:09:42.820 Too expensive. 2:09:42.850 --> 2:09:45.380 Doesn't make any sense. Everybody else has been doing it. 2:09:45.550 --> 2:09:48.310 I don't feel like doing this anymore. We're switching gears. 2:09:48.410 --> 2:09:51.110 We're not doing anything normal. I don't blame them. 2:09:51.190 --> 2:09:51.450 No. 2:09:51.630 --> 2:09:55.070 And where this really has culminated is weddings. Like, we've 2:09:55.110 --> 2:09:57.090 noticed this, right? We just talked about this the other day, right? 2:09:57.510 --> 2:10:00.970 Now with weddings, now, like, the bridesmaids don't match anymore. 2:10:01.010 --> 2:10:02.190 That's not a thing anymore. 2:10:02.450 --> 2:10:02.930 Mine didn't. 2:10:03.050 --> 2:10:05.150 The bridesmaids do not match. They buy you. You tell 2:10:05.180 --> 2:10:08.420 them a color, the color palette, and they find something 2:10:08.460 --> 2:10:09.660 that has those colors in it. 2:10:09.660 --> 2:10:09.980 Maybe. 2:10:10.000 --> 2:10:11.480 But they're all different, right? 2:10:11.560 --> 2:10:11.900 Maybe. 2:10:12.320 --> 2:10:13.720 Well, that's the idea. Yeah. 2:10:13.920 --> 2:10:14.060 Right? 2:10:14.080 --> 2:10:17.780 The idea of that. And that is way non-traditional. That's 2:10:17.820 --> 2:10:21.100 a break from the norm. The vows thing that we 2:10:21.140 --> 2:10:23.250 talked about the other day. That's a break from the norm. 2:10:23.270 --> 2:10:26.080 They're not really doing that anymore. Um, and there are 2:10:26.100 --> 2:10:28.320 a number of traditions that are breaking and this is 2:10:28.380 --> 2:10:31.820 another one keeping healthy lungs and not really doing that anymore. 2:10:31.840 --> 2:10:33.160 You're not doing that anymore. 2:10:33.280 --> 2:10:33.640 Yeah. 2:10:34.080 --> 2:10:36.680 But there is an element to weddings that they are 2:10:36.700 --> 2:10:39.620 now kind of issuing because of the costs are like, 2:10:39.680 --> 2:10:40.460 we don't need this. 2:10:40.480 --> 2:10:41.320 This is dumb. 2:10:41.780 --> 2:10:44.550 There's no reason we should spend this much money on 2:10:44.600 --> 2:10:47.770 this item. And they've reached out to other purveyors to 2:10:47.830 --> 2:10:50.930 fill this need. And the purveyor is interesting as well. 2:10:50.950 --> 2:10:52.070 What do you think they're nixing out? 2:10:52.940 --> 2:10:57.790 Well, I would say from my experience, they're nixing the 2:10:57.850 --> 2:11:01.430 wedding photographer and replacing it with a social media manager. 2:11:01.450 --> 2:11:04.270 Dude, that is a really good guess. Actually, when I 2:11:04.310 --> 2:11:06.110 was reading the story, when I saw the byline, that's 2:11:06.170 --> 2:11:07.690 exactly what I thought it would be. 2:11:07.810 --> 2:11:09.740 So let me tell you how weird it is when 2:11:09.800 --> 2:11:12.200 your wedding planner is like, okay, so we've got the 2:11:12.220 --> 2:11:16.120 name of the photographer, the DJ. Who's your social media 2:11:16.160 --> 2:11:18.560 content creator? And we're like, what? 2:11:18.780 --> 2:11:19.020 Yeah. 2:11:19.250 --> 2:11:21.790 And they're like, we've had to ask that question because 2:11:22.190 --> 2:11:24.140 bride and grooms will say, oh, no, we're just having 2:11:24.180 --> 2:11:28.100 a videographer or a photographer. And then the wedding planners 2:11:28.140 --> 2:11:32.520 are having to deal with this influx of online content creators. 2:11:32.540 --> 2:11:34.440 And they weren't prepared for them. So it's not that. 2:11:34.470 --> 2:11:35.170 It's not that. 2:11:35.190 --> 2:11:36.630 What do you think, Jackson? What do you think is 2:11:36.710 --> 2:11:40.010 changing out there? Young kids, Gen Zers are saying, not 2:11:40.070 --> 2:11:41.870 spending that money on this anymore. Don't need that at 2:11:41.890 --> 2:11:44.990 my wedding anymore. The band. 2:11:45.230 --> 2:11:45.730 Not the band. 2:11:45.760 --> 2:11:47.060 They can do a playlist. 2:11:47.160 --> 2:11:48.440 Catering. Huh? 2:11:48.580 --> 2:11:49.120 Catering? 2:11:49.420 --> 2:11:50.980 Not catering. 2:11:51.380 --> 2:11:53.060 Alcohol. The cake. 2:11:54.400 --> 2:11:57.940 People are now going to Costco for their wedding cakes. 2:11:59.020 --> 2:12:03.089 They've stopped doing the– there's a movement in Gen Zs 2:12:03.150 --> 2:12:06.610 where Costco's and Sam's and big box stores are seeing 2:12:06.690 --> 2:12:11.070 young people who do not want to spend $ 1, 000 on 2:12:11.110 --> 2:12:14.050 a wedding cake. They're going and they're getting sheet cakes, 2:12:14.650 --> 2:12:18.950 simple cakes with icing that say– Just married. 2:12:19.030 --> 2:12:21.440 Right, just married. Enjoy your cake. 2:12:21.910 --> 2:12:24.440 There's the father of three daughters right over there, ladies 2:12:24.480 --> 2:12:25.020 and gentlemen. 2:12:25.060 --> 2:12:25.520 Bravo. 2:12:26.680 --> 2:12:30.320 It says going to a special baker. And look, here's 2:12:30.340 --> 2:12:32.700 the thing. I think having a really nice cake, and 2:12:32.740 --> 2:12:34.680 yours was beautiful, and it was delicious as well. 2:12:34.700 --> 2:12:35.879 It's just a shame it was frozen. 2:12:35.900 --> 2:12:38.900 Yeah, but I mean, it's still fine. But I think 2:12:38.980 --> 2:12:41.290 that it's the moment that gets these bakers, and I'm 2:12:41.310 --> 2:12:42.870 not saying they're trying to scam you, but they also 2:12:42.890 --> 2:12:44.630 understand that when you're coming in for a wedding cake, 2:12:45.250 --> 2:12:48.310 I think the parameters of what you can charge there 2:12:48.350 --> 2:12:49.190 change dramatically. 2:12:49.210 --> 2:12:49.590 Would you agree? 2:12:49.630 --> 2:12:50.290 Oh, absolutely. 2:12:50.330 --> 2:12:50.530 Yeah, yeah. 2:12:51.010 --> 2:12:53.330 It says they can cost up to $ 1, 000, or you 2:12:53.350 --> 2:12:56.100 can order a few half-sheet cakes from Costco for? 2:12:56.100 --> 2:12:56.210 $ 50. 2:12:56.140 --> 2:13:02.320 A few cakes? Yeah, it says you can order a 2:13:02.520 --> 2:13:06.360 few half-sheet cakes from Costco for about this many each. 2:13:06.860 --> 2:13:07.760 Oh, each. 2:13:07.800 --> 2:13:08.100 Yeah, yeah. 2:13:08.100 --> 2:13:09.200 $ 30. $ 30 is the answer. Wow. 2:13:09.200 --> 2:13:16.040 $ 30. For half of a sheet cake, so basically for $ 60, $ 70, 2:13:15.690 --> 2:13:18.900 you can have everybody in your... And can I tell 2:13:18.940 --> 2:13:22.040 you something? Not one complaint will you get. Cake is cake. 2:13:22.360 --> 2:13:24.040 Once it's cut, who cares? 2:13:24.040 --> 2:13:24.140 1,000%. 2:13:24.140 --> 2:13:26.320 And the other thing that Costco is doing is they're 2:13:26.340 --> 2:13:29.380 saying that not only can you get these sheet cakes, 2:13:29.640 --> 2:13:31.600 what they're doing is now that this is a thing, 2:13:31.940 --> 2:13:33.780 they're offering you a mix of cakes. So you can 2:13:33.830 --> 2:13:36.690 get some red velvet. You can get some red... regular 2:13:37.330 --> 2:13:40.680 vanilla sponge. You can get some carrot cakes if you like. 2:13:41.000 --> 2:13:43.140 So that way everybody doesn't have to eat the same 2:13:43.200 --> 2:13:45.970 cake and it's still scads less. 2:13:46.720 --> 2:13:49.510 Publix also has a nice offering of wedding cakes. 2:13:49.590 --> 2:13:50.020 Yeah, correct. 2:13:50.430 --> 2:13:54.770 It says the average wedding is costing about $ 36, 000 right now. 2:13:54.770 --> 2:13:55.970 $ 36, 000. 2:13:55.170 --> 2:13:59.670 It's about up 8.5% from a year earlier to have 2:13:59.710 --> 2:14:01.830 a wedding right now. And people are looking to cut 2:14:01.910 --> 2:14:04.270 costs where they can cut costs. And they're finding that 2:14:04.310 --> 2:14:06.610 the cake really doesn't matter to them. They can have 2:14:06.650 --> 2:14:10.510 a small one that's decorated nice as a show cake 2:14:10.550 --> 2:14:12.210 to do that. But for the most part, the one 2:14:12.250 --> 2:14:14.290 that people are eating, straight to Costco for that. 2:14:14.590 --> 2:14:14.910 Love it. 2:14:15.660 --> 2:14:18.050 Put that $ 1, 000 toward your honeymoon where it belongs. 2:14:18.430 --> 2:14:18.770 Amen. 2:14:18.930 --> 2:14:25.170 Yeah. All right, 407-916-1041. Your 6 o'clock keyword is grand, G-R-A-N-D. 2:14:25.470 --> 2:14:27.610 Go to realradio.fm and send that off for your chance 2:14:27.650 --> 2:14:29.310 at $ 1, 000. Let's take a little break. Our buddy Scott 2:14:29.330 --> 2:14:32.070 Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth is next with It's Only Money. 2:14:33.040 --> 2:14:33.400 Welcome back. 2:14:33.440 --> 2:14:33.700 I'm Jim. 2:14:33.720 --> 2:14:34.220 There's Deb. 2:14:34.300 --> 2:14:36.100 Hello. Jack is here as well. 2:14:36.180 --> 2:14:36.400 Yep. 2:14:36.540 --> 2:14:38.650 Let's do It's Only Money. 2:14:39.120 --> 2:14:44.830 Helping people passionate about planning for their future rise above 2:14:44.930 --> 2:14:48.110 investment myths to build real wealth. 2:14:48.890 --> 2:14:50.910 Isn't that really just common sense financial advice? 2:14:51.230 --> 2:14:53.050 It's bold. 2:14:53.950 --> 2:14:54.070 Oh. 2:14:54.850 --> 2:14:55.110 Okay. 2:14:55.210 --> 2:15:00.210 It's Only Money with Scott Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth. 2:15:00.230 --> 2:15:02.490 Good laugh from Scott Brown, guys. What do you think? 2:15:02.560 --> 2:15:02.620 Yay! 2:15:05.440 --> 2:15:09.040 Scott Brown, head and founder of Edgewater Family Wealth, a 2:15:09.100 --> 2:15:11.500 fiduciary here in town, making sure that your money lasts 2:15:11.540 --> 2:15:14.360 as long as you do. Also making sure you've saved 2:15:14.420 --> 2:15:16.320 enough and that money is being taken care of so 2:15:16.360 --> 2:15:18.340 that it takes care of you down the road. Many 2:15:18.380 --> 2:15:19.880 ways to do that. They can do that for you 2:15:19.900 --> 2:15:22.140 at Edgewater Family Wealth, edgewaterfamilywealth.com. 2:15:22.160 --> 2:15:26.040 Scott, how you doing, buddy? I am fantastic, except for 2:15:26.060 --> 2:15:28.640 my baseball team. Oh, yeah, your baseball team is not 2:15:28.700 --> 2:15:29.160 doing well. 2:15:30.270 --> 2:15:33.700 No, it's, uh, I was telling Jack, you know, both 2:15:33.720 --> 2:15:36.640 these teams are so similar, but the Brewers are just 2:15:36.720 --> 2:15:37.600 ready for the moment. 2:15:37.700 --> 2:15:41.330 Super scrappy. You know, it's wild. You know, when we, 2:15:41.430 --> 2:15:43.350 when I played baseball years and years ago and we 2:15:43.370 --> 2:15:45.370 would play teams like this, I remember we played a 2:15:45.490 --> 2:15:48.770 team from a little town called Green Cove Springs. And 2:15:48.970 --> 2:15:51.030 it was so funny because our coach told us, like, 2:15:51.370 --> 2:15:53.610 these guys just put the ball in play all the time. 2:15:53.750 --> 2:15:55.340 So you've just got to be ready. You've got to 2:15:55.350 --> 2:15:57.190 be ready to go with defense because you're not going 2:15:57.220 --> 2:15:59.380 to strike many of these guys out. They just learn 2:15:59.420 --> 2:16:01.080 how to hit. They put the ball in play, and 2:16:01.100 --> 2:16:03.700 they put the pressure on you to get them out. And, man, 2:16:03.780 --> 2:16:06.480 watching the Brewers last night was like watching a really 2:16:06.520 --> 2:16:08.960 good Little League team just put the ball in play. 2:16:09.500 --> 2:16:13.140 everywhere on the field. Man, it was amazing watching that run. 2:16:13.400 --> 2:16:16.400 So many squibber base hits or little nubber base hits. 2:16:17.190 --> 2:16:17.950 It was insane. 2:16:18.170 --> 2:16:20.950 Right down the line. That fifth inning was tough for 2:16:20.990 --> 2:16:21.430 Rays fans. 2:16:22.310 --> 2:16:25.430 Yeah, it was hard, but they just keep the pressure on. 2:16:25.450 --> 2:16:28.850 If you blink, you're in trouble. 2:16:31.660 --> 2:16:32.740 It was fun getting here. 2:16:32.800 --> 2:16:38.150 But it ain't looking good. To win four games against 2:16:38.180 --> 2:16:39.970 this pitching staff, too. You're going to see the Miz 2:16:40.010 --> 2:16:41.129 at least one more time, right? 2:16:41.980 --> 2:16:42.940 Yeah, crazy. 2:16:43.160 --> 2:16:44.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. 2:16:44.540 --> 2:16:47.259 Scott joins us every Tuesday for It's Only Money. This 2:16:47.500 --> 2:16:50.220 segment is to help you get motivated to move towards 2:16:50.260 --> 2:16:52.120 saving money and taking care of it down the road. 2:16:52.379 --> 2:16:54.330 The cool thing is the event that we had coming 2:16:54.430 --> 2:16:57.510 up this week is absolutely stacked up, which is great news. 2:16:57.530 --> 2:16:59.849 That means people are paying attention, Scott. That means they're 2:16:59.870 --> 2:17:02.130 getting involved with their own financial future, which is a 2:17:02.150 --> 2:17:04.330 very good thing. And the good news is it looks 2:17:04.350 --> 2:17:05.730 like we're going to have another one before the end 2:17:05.750 --> 2:17:07.000 of the year, which is awesome. 2:17:07.870 --> 2:17:11.190 Yeah, so the one we just did was jammed up, 2:17:11.310 --> 2:17:14.629 and it went really, really well. And then the one. 2:17:14.580 --> 2:17:17.140 We have coming up on the 4th is also full. 2:17:17.220 --> 2:17:19.960 I can't say sold out anymore because it doesn't cost anything. 2:17:20.860 --> 2:17:23.439 But the good news is, A, if you want to 2:17:23.580 --> 2:17:27.199 see an event, one of our events in the Orlando 2:17:27.400 --> 2:17:30.490 or Lake Mary area, Just get on the wait list, 2:17:30.520 --> 2:17:33.450 and we'll get you into the next event. But now 2:17:33.530 --> 2:17:35.930 for Lake County, we've had a lot of requests for 2:17:35.950 --> 2:17:38.310 Lake County, and we have really struggled, to be honest 2:17:38.350 --> 2:17:41.190 with you, to find a venue that would work because 2:17:41.310 --> 2:17:43.670 as beautiful as Mount Dora is downtown, it's really hard 2:17:43.690 --> 2:17:44.109 to park. 2:17:44.209 --> 2:17:44.510 It is. 2:17:44.650 --> 2:17:47.330 So we've struggled with that one a little bit. We've 2:17:47.730 --> 2:17:49.070 got a new place we're going to try. 2:17:49.090 --> 2:17:51.310 I hope people. are excited about this. I know you 2:17:51.330 --> 2:17:53.950 guys will know where it is. We're doing it at 2:17:54.010 --> 2:17:56.570 the Lake Eustis Waterfront Grill. 2:17:58.129 --> 2:18:02.130 Say, which is at 12 o'clock on the 4th of December, 2:18:02.430 --> 2:18:04.500 which I've never been, but I understand it's a really 2:18:04.530 --> 2:18:06.980 cool venue on the lake. It's gorgeous from the pictures 2:18:07.020 --> 2:18:10.100 I've seen. The food looks yummy. So again, that's on 2:18:10.140 --> 2:18:14.019 December 4th. So if you're a Lake County, Mount Dora, Eustis, Leesburg, 2:18:14.080 --> 2:18:17.520 Tavares kind of person, and you're wondering when do you 2:18:17.560 --> 2:18:18.980 get to see one of these bad boys? 2:18:19.020 --> 2:18:19.820 Well, here you go. 2:18:20.280 --> 2:18:25.820 December 4th. at 12 o'clock at the Eustis Waterfront. Why 2:18:25.860 --> 2:18:27.200 can I not say Waterfront? 2:18:27.260 --> 2:18:27.879 It's okay, buddy. 2:18:27.900 --> 2:18:32.090 I haven't been drinking. I swear I haven't been drinking. 2:18:32.110 --> 2:18:35.470 That'll come later. But yeah, join us there. And you 2:18:35.650 --> 2:18:39.950 can go to edgewaterfamilywealth.com and hit the download or the 2:18:40.190 --> 2:18:44.070 drop down rather in RSVP for that event. And like 2:18:44.090 --> 2:18:46.350 I said, unfortunately, the event coming up here in Winter 2:18:46.390 --> 2:18:48.360 Park is full, but you can get on the wait 2:18:48.379 --> 2:18:48.940 list for that. 2:18:49.200 --> 2:18:51.260 Yeah, 100% for sure. Let's get to it. Scott sends 2:18:51.280 --> 2:18:52.760 a couple of things over to talk about when we 2:18:52.780 --> 2:18:55.540 do the phone call. And one of those is why 2:18:55.600 --> 2:18:57.890 you literally may be paying twice as much as you 2:18:57.910 --> 2:19:02.150 think for your money management. Did you choose the wrong 2:19:02.190 --> 2:19:04.330 buttons there? The wrong tabs? You fill in the wrong blank? 2:19:04.370 --> 2:19:04.910 Is that what it was? 2:19:05.750 --> 2:19:12.279 No, it's just the questions you're not asking. Most financial advisors– 2:19:12.400 --> 2:19:14.320 and this is not to disparage anybody. There are a 2:19:14.320 --> 2:19:17.359 lot of really wonderfully nice, well-intended people that do what 2:19:17.410 --> 2:19:20.570 I do for a living. But sometimes the cost gets 2:19:20.629 --> 2:19:22.689 a little glossed over. And what I mean by that, 2:19:22.730 --> 2:19:25.270 when you go to the average financial advisor, people out there, 2:19:25.310 --> 2:19:29.160 whether they have $ 100, 000 or $ 1 million– They go to 2:19:29.180 --> 2:19:32.379 an advisor. The advisor puts them in a basket of securities. 2:19:32.420 --> 2:19:36.380 Those securities are generally mutual funds or ETFs, and they're 2:19:36.480 --> 2:19:41.400 generally products that are put together by their home office, 2:19:41.490 --> 2:19:44.010 if you will, if they're with Morgan or Merrill or 2:19:44.070 --> 2:19:47.230 even Raymond James to some degree. UBS, whoever it is, 2:19:47.270 --> 2:19:50.610 Wells Fargo, they all have these packages. And the person 2:19:50.650 --> 2:19:53.310 gives their money to the advisor thinking, hey, I'm giving 2:19:53.410 --> 2:19:55.930 this person Fred or Mary or whoever it is. 2:19:56.330 --> 2:19:58.650 They're good people. I like them. They're going to manage 2:19:58.690 --> 2:20:01.690 my money. And the reality is they're not. They're not 2:20:01.730 --> 2:20:02.590 going to manage your money. 2:20:02.610 --> 2:20:06.700 So they may charge you 1% or or 1.5% or 2:20:06.740 --> 2:20:09.070 whatever it is, and you think, well, that's, you know, okay, 2:20:09.090 --> 2:20:11.470 that's a fair price to pay for all the services 2:20:11.550 --> 2:20:14.650 I'm getting, especially since they're managing my money. But what 2:20:14.910 --> 2:20:18.840 often happens, more often than not, is the person farms 2:20:18.959 --> 2:20:22.220 out the money management to a product of sorts that's 2:20:22.240 --> 2:20:25.980 been put together by their firm, which adds another layer 2:20:26.040 --> 2:20:29.390 of cost. So not only is the advisor in my example, 2:20:29.410 --> 2:20:30.990 let's say you had $ 500, 000, they're charging you 1%, $ 5, 000 2:20:30.890 --> 2:20:37.250 a year. The product they put you in also may 2:20:37.310 --> 2:20:41.590 cost you half a percent to 1%, which means in many, 2:20:41.709 --> 2:20:46.470 many cases, you are literally paying twice the advertised rate. 2:20:46.510 --> 2:20:48.970 You say, well, the advisor's charging me 1%. 2:20:48.970 --> 2:20:51.670 That's fair. I like them. It's a good job, blah, blah, blah. 2:20:51.690 --> 2:20:54.640 But what you don't realize is the underlying products are 2:20:54.750 --> 2:20:58.480 also costing you that, which may or may not be okay. 2:20:58.820 --> 2:21:02.459 But the reality is it's not often disclosed and often 2:21:02.500 --> 2:21:05.330 glossed over, which is why, and this is Bear with 2:21:05.370 --> 2:21:07.530 me while I do my commercial, but at my firm, 2:21:07.709 --> 2:21:11.750 I manage money in-house. I have portfolio manager in-house, which 2:21:11.830 --> 2:21:14.150 means we cut that cost out. 2:21:14.890 --> 2:21:16.610 Rarely do we use product only. 2:21:16.510 --> 2:21:19.010 With really, really small accounts where we don't have a choice, 2:21:19.050 --> 2:21:22.449 but nine times out of ten. Our team is managing 2:21:22.500 --> 2:21:25.360 the money, which means that the 50 basis points or 2:21:25.379 --> 2:21:29.080 the 1% you're paying us is literally all of the cost. 2:21:29.400 --> 2:21:31.340 And that's not to say it's way better, although it 2:21:31.379 --> 2:21:32.200 probably is. 2:21:32.800 --> 2:21:34.599 What it is to say is that you should be 2:21:34.760 --> 2:21:36.050 asking follow-up questions. 2:21:36.110 --> 2:21:36.849 Yes, Mr. 2:21:36.870 --> 2:21:37.230 And Mrs. 2:21:37.310 --> 2:21:40.570 Advisor, I know you're going to charge me 1%, but 2:21:40.690 --> 2:21:43.789 what is the additional cost that for the products that 2:21:43.830 --> 2:21:47.490 you're putting me in? And that question often goes unasked. 2:21:47.650 --> 2:21:52.980 Is it inappropriate to ask your financial advisor if your 2:21:53.030 --> 2:21:55.800 product is being shopped? Is that okay? Can I look 2:21:55.830 --> 2:21:59.140 at them and go, hey, look, I've heard that you 2:21:59.360 --> 2:22:03.300 basically you're subbing this out and there's a possibility there's 2:22:03.320 --> 2:22:05.380 an extra charge coming with that. Is that how you 2:22:05.400 --> 2:22:08.760 guys do business? Is that inappropriate to ask? That couldn't 2:22:08.800 --> 2:22:12.100 possibly be inappropriate. If you're going to pay somebody five grand, 2:22:12.140 --> 2:22:16.320 for example, on a $ 500, 000 portfolio, and you think, well, 2:22:16.340 --> 2:22:17.680 that's fair. 2:22:17.980 --> 2:22:19.040 Not ideal, but fair. 2:22:19.400 --> 2:22:21.180 And I think I'm getting my money's worth only to 2:22:21.230 --> 2:22:23.450 find out you're paying 10 grand. I mean, of course, 2:22:23.470 --> 2:22:27.350 that's a fair question to ask. There's no world where 2:22:28.410 --> 2:22:30.890 anything you buy where most people aren't going to ask 2:22:30.950 --> 2:22:34.050 questions about what is the additional cost that I'm not seeing. 2:22:34.709 --> 2:22:37.790 Whether you're buying a car or you're buying whatever, it 2:22:37.830 --> 2:22:40.530 just simply doesn't matter. I think it's more than fair 2:22:40.570 --> 2:22:43.300 because it's not a one-time cost. It's an ongoing annual 2:22:43.340 --> 2:22:45.760 cost that you're paying. So that can add up to 2:22:45.800 --> 2:22:49.640 a lot of reduction in your growth over time if 2:22:49.660 --> 2:22:51.760 you're paying twice as much as you thought you were. 2:22:51.820 --> 2:22:54.920 So I would not only say it's appropriate, I would 2:22:54.980 --> 2:22:55.920 say it's necessary. 2:22:56.160 --> 2:22:57.560 And the reason I ask that is because we talked 2:22:57.580 --> 2:22:59.840 to a lot of attorneys, Scott, and attorneys deal with 2:22:59.860 --> 2:23:01.760 this all the time with people who are clients. They're 2:23:01.800 --> 2:23:03.920 afraid to ask questions because they believe that there's some 2:23:03.940 --> 2:23:06.720 kind of protocol of how you talk to an attorney 2:23:06.760 --> 2:23:09.310 or a professional at that level. That's a weird thing 2:23:09.350 --> 2:23:12.270 that they deal with all the time. They will get 2:23:12.310 --> 2:23:14.430 cases and I'm like, well, didn't they just ask you that? 2:23:14.450 --> 2:23:16.150 And they're like, no, they didn't think they could or 2:23:16.610 --> 2:23:18.350 they didn't think they can call another attorney to see 2:23:18.390 --> 2:23:20.090 if I was dreaming them right. And I think a 2:23:20.129 --> 2:23:21.709 lot of people may be in the financial sector just 2:23:21.730 --> 2:23:24.490 because they simply don't understand the protocol themselves. maybe run 2:23:24.510 --> 2:23:26.370 into that kind of wall where they believe, well, maybe 2:23:26.390 --> 2:23:28.530 I shouldn't ask this person that, but you're right. If 2:23:28.550 --> 2:23:29.670 you're paying them money, you should be able to ask 2:23:29.690 --> 2:23:33.220 them anything you want. But it should be transparent from 2:23:33.250 --> 2:23:35.380 the onset, though, shouldn't it, Scott? I mean, if they're 2:23:35.400 --> 2:23:40.700 going to offer you another product that could include fees, 2:23:40.760 --> 2:23:42.440 that should be mentioned, should it not? 2:23:43.260 --> 2:23:43.660 Of course. 2:23:43.680 --> 2:23:47.490 And I'm not saying it isn't, but I would say 2:23:48.010 --> 2:23:50.390 there's enough times out there where a person will come 2:23:50.450 --> 2:23:50.710 to me. 2:23:50.790 --> 2:23:51.650 I'll give you an example. 2:23:51.690 --> 2:23:53.650 A client will walk in or a or a prospect 2:23:53.670 --> 2:23:56.070 will walk in, somebody who's considering our services there with 2:23:56.090 --> 2:23:58.619 somebody else, and they'll say, hey, what do you charge? 2:23:58.660 --> 2:24:01.250 And I'll say whatever the number is, 75 basis points 2:24:01.280 --> 2:24:03.369 or 1% or whatever the number is. And they'll say, well, 2:24:03.390 --> 2:24:05.470 I'm already paying that. And I'll say, okay, well, that's 2:24:05.490 --> 2:24:07.070 fair enough. Let me take a look at what you got. 2:24:07.110 --> 2:24:10.070 I say, yeah, that's true. You are paying the advisor 1%, 2:24:10.070 --> 2:24:13.550 but you're also paying nearly 1% for these mutual funds 2:24:13.730 --> 2:24:17.190 that you have over here. And I would say 95% 2:24:17.190 --> 2:24:19.010 of the time, their jaw hits the floor. 2:24:19.350 --> 2:24:21.310 Like, what do you mean? 2:24:21.370 --> 2:24:21.789 No, no, no. 2:24:21.870 --> 2:24:22.450 I only pay 1%. 2:24:22.450 --> 2:24:27.300 So, Again, I would say anybody, if you were to 2:24:27.400 --> 2:24:30.060 ask that question to an advisor and they were reluctant 2:24:30.100 --> 2:24:33.600 to answer it or they were aggravated or they seemed annoyed, 2:24:33.620 --> 2:24:35.580 that's your cue. 2:24:35.680 --> 2:24:38.240 That's your cue to get up and walk out. 2:24:38.260 --> 2:24:42.140 I would feel unbelievably betrayed if somebody didn't include the 2:24:42.180 --> 2:24:44.490 fees there and they offered a product of that nature 2:24:44.510 --> 2:24:46.970 because they thought it fit my portfolio and then failed 2:24:46.990 --> 2:24:48.630 to tell me there's a quarter percent or half a 2:24:48.670 --> 2:24:50.530 percent on top of that. I would be super pissed off. 2:24:50.550 --> 2:24:51.290 I would feel betrayed. 2:24:52.080 --> 2:24:53.959 Yeah, and it's not to say that it might not 2:24:54.000 --> 2:24:56.340 be appropriate. There might be a good reason for it. 2:24:56.379 --> 2:25:01.750 They may say, well, sometimes there's a good reason. But 2:25:02.010 --> 2:25:05.110 they might say, well, look, I'm charging you 1%. I'm 2:25:05.150 --> 2:25:08.500 going to put you in this somewhat interesting hedge fund. 2:25:08.920 --> 2:25:12.920 That it's a particular need that I think you specifically have. 2:25:13.320 --> 2:25:16.440 And I think, Jim, that it's worth you paying this 2:25:16.540 --> 2:25:17.740 extra 50 basis points. 2:25:17.920 --> 2:25:19.340 But then the decision is up to you. 2:25:19.680 --> 2:25:22.630 It's up to you to decide whether that additional cost 2:25:22.670 --> 2:25:24.790 makes sense or not, not for them to just gloss 2:25:25.010 --> 2:25:27.490 over it. And then three years later, they find out 2:25:27.510 --> 2:25:29.150 and they're like, well, yeah, of course. I mean, you know, 2:25:29.570 --> 2:25:31.310 I thought we talked about this kind of thing. You 2:25:31.370 --> 2:25:34.300 don't want to put them or you in that situation. 2:25:34.320 --> 2:25:36.620 Talking to Scott Brown from Edgewater Family Wealth. This is 2:25:36.780 --> 2:25:38.840 It's Only Money. Scott calls in on Tuesdays to talk 2:25:38.860 --> 2:25:41.100 about financial situations that you could find yourself in and 2:25:41.150 --> 2:25:43.110 maybe help you out. The last thing we're going to 2:25:43.129 --> 2:25:47.570 talk about today is stop buying last year's performance. Pattern-seeking 2:25:47.690 --> 2:25:50.250 is killing you. So is this another person that thinks 2:25:50.290 --> 2:25:52.660 they can predict the outcome of the market and they've 2:25:52.700 --> 2:25:55.840 got the no-fail system that's going to let them know 2:25:55.879 --> 2:25:58.619 when the next magic stock is going to hit the line? 2:26:00.440 --> 2:26:02.830 Well, you know, as human beings, we're pattern seekers, right? 2:26:02.870 --> 2:26:05.150 It's just built into our DNA to, you know, if 2:26:05.170 --> 2:26:08.230 there was water in a particular place several thousand years ago, 2:26:08.590 --> 2:26:11.289 we went back to that place. If there was a hazard, 2:26:11.350 --> 2:26:13.750 an animal that could eat us repeatedly at some place, 2:26:13.820 --> 2:26:14.619 we didn't go back. 2:26:14.500 --> 2:26:16.820 There or we wouldn't be here. So pattern seeking is 2:26:16.879 --> 2:26:17.520 built into us. 2:26:17.940 --> 2:26:20.740 It's confirmed by our kindergarten teacher, our kindergarten teacher, or 2:26:20.800 --> 2:26:23.279 our first grade teacher taught us, you know, 2, 4, 6, 2:26:23.260 --> 2:26:26.640 and 8, 3, 5, 7, 9 things. It's easy for 2:26:26.720 --> 2:26:29.870 us to identify patterns. The problem with that is it 2:26:29.990 --> 2:26:33.910 doesn't work in investing because what happens to people, people 2:26:33.930 --> 2:26:36.890 are often, speaking of being sold products, oftentimes people will 2:26:36.910 --> 2:26:38.970 walk in to see an advisor or some kind of 2:26:39.190 --> 2:26:41.750 investment salesperson and they'll say, you know, what do you 2:26:41.770 --> 2:26:44.789 got that's great? And the salesperson will reach behind their desk. 2:26:45.150 --> 2:26:48.030 This is their cue to sell you something. 2:26:48.050 --> 2:26:50.630 And the only way they know you're a pattern seeker, 2:26:50.690 --> 2:26:53.390 they know how your reptilian brain works. They say, hey, 2:26:53.450 --> 2:26:56.710 I got this thing. Two years ago, it earned 12%. 2:26:56.709 --> 2:27:00.400 And then last year, it earned 14%. And your reptilian 2:27:00.420 --> 2:27:04.879 brain instantly goes, oh, crap, that's definitely going to earn 16% 2:27:04.879 --> 2:27:07.480 this year, right? They know that's how your brain works. 2:27:07.580 --> 2:27:10.740 Here's the problem. That's not how our investments work, right? 2:27:11.459 --> 2:27:13.520 The first thing you read on a prospectus when you 2:27:13.540 --> 2:27:17.470 buy an investment is... Past performance is not indicative of 2:27:17.520 --> 2:27:21.230 future results, yet every single person out there wants to 2:27:21.290 --> 2:27:24.830 buy last year's performance. If you go to Money Magazine 2:27:24.910 --> 2:27:27.810 tonight and you find the top 20 mutual funds from 2:27:27.810 --> 2:27:33.310 2026 or 2025, and you look at that list, you think, oh, well, 2:27:33.350 --> 2:27:36.370 these are the 5, 10, 15, 20, whatever the number is, 2:27:36.830 --> 2:27:40.910 best mutual funds. Clearly, I've discovered something because I'm brilliant. 2:27:40.930 --> 2:27:44.170 It's not that Money Magazine is leading me to this path. 2:27:44.590 --> 2:27:47.269 And then you buy those five mutual funds, and you 2:27:47.310 --> 2:27:49.400 can't wait till the end of next year, and you 2:27:49.530 --> 2:27:52.560 open up Money Magazine to see your brilliant picks, and 2:27:52.740 --> 2:27:56.199 none of them are in there because things are cyclical. 2:27:56.420 --> 2:28:00.200 Just because something did well last year does not necessarily– 2:28:00.240 --> 2:28:03.179 in fact, rarely does it mean it will do well 2:28:03.240 --> 2:28:05.720 this year. In fact, if any of you have heard 2:28:05.740 --> 2:28:08.539 of the Morningstar stars, a fund will get two. 2:28:08.400 --> 2:28:10.199 Stars, three stars, four stars, five stars. 2:28:10.700 --> 2:28:15.720 Statistically, a five-star mutual fund is more likely to become 2:28:15.760 --> 2:28:19.460 a two-star mutual fund the year following than remain a 2:28:19.740 --> 2:28:20.720 five-star fund. 2:28:20.760 --> 2:28:23.500 Wow, yeah. So keep that in mind when somebody. 2:28:23.160 --> 2:28:28.270 It's– well– Look, again, it's built into our brains. People, 2:28:28.750 --> 2:28:30.890 they'll open a magazine and see something that was up 2:28:30.950 --> 2:28:32.850 last year, and it makes them– because that's why they 2:28:32.870 --> 2:28:34.209 don't put things. 2:28:34.010 --> 2:28:36.470 That were negative last year in the paper, right? Because 2:28:36.510 --> 2:28:37.950 nobody would buy them. Sure, yeah. 2:28:38.010 --> 2:28:40.369 The reality is the thing that didn't do well last 2:28:40.390 --> 2:28:42.910 year is more likely to do well this. 2:28:42.750 --> 2:28:47.010 Year than the thing that did do well. Oh, man. 2:28:47.110 --> 2:28:48.860 I liken that. Hopefully we get Scott back here in 2:28:48.879 --> 2:28:50.900 a second. I liken that to the new, like when 2:28:50.940 --> 2:28:51.560 you go by. 2:28:52.020 --> 2:28:53.060 Oh, boom. There you are. 2:28:53.180 --> 2:28:53.920 Hey. 2:28:53.940 --> 2:28:55.600 Scott, it's like when you go to a roulette table, right? 2:28:55.620 --> 2:28:57.040 I don't know if you've been to a casino lately, 2:28:57.060 --> 2:28:59.220 but when you go to the casino, like a Vegas casino, 2:28:59.580 --> 2:29:02.040 the roulette table has, they all now have a tower 2:29:02.080 --> 2:29:05.580 that goes up. And the tower has the number. 2:29:05.600 --> 2:29:06.720 Check, check. Oh, yeah, yeah. 2:29:06.740 --> 2:29:09.440 Can you hear us? He should be able to. 2:29:09.540 --> 2:29:09.860 You there? 2:29:10.330 --> 2:29:11.100 We can hear you. 2:29:11.360 --> 2:29:12.369 We can hear you, buddy. 2:29:13.850 --> 2:29:15.189 We good? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 2:29:18.350 --> 2:29:21.390 So basically what happens is you go and you go 2:29:21.410 --> 2:29:23.830 by the roulette table and it shows you what numbers 2:29:23.850 --> 2:29:26.590 have been hitting. And people will look at that roulette 2:29:26.610 --> 2:29:28.539 table and they'll go, oh, well, 19's hit like three 2:29:28.580 --> 2:29:30.660 times in the last hour. That means it's due. It 2:29:31.280 --> 2:29:33.900 doesn't work like that. That doesn't work on due. And 2:29:34.340 --> 2:29:35.860 I think that's kind of what he's talking about there. 2:29:35.920 --> 2:29:39.379 But it's so easy to see that pattern. It's like, oh, 2:29:39.500 --> 2:29:41.699 it's got to be black. It's like 10 reds in 2:29:41.720 --> 2:29:44.260 a row. It's got to be black. Green hasn't come 2:29:44.320 --> 2:29:45.860 up in a while. Let's see if we can get Scott. 2:29:45.920 --> 2:29:46.959 You there, buddy? Can we hear you? 2:29:49.410 --> 2:29:53.920 It came on and immediately froze solid. All right, we'll 2:29:53.940 --> 2:29:55.220 try to get Scott back here in a second as 2:29:55.260 --> 2:29:56.540 we have a few more minutes. 2:29:56.560 --> 2:29:59.980 Oh, you there, Scott? God dog it, man. What a drag. 2:30:00.840 --> 2:30:03.070 Scott Brown, by the way, that gig coming up is 2:30:03.100 --> 2:30:05.289 December 4th. Let me get this plug in so if 2:30:05.330 --> 2:30:08.849 we can't get Scott back. December 4th, Lake Eustis Waterfront Grill. 2:30:08.930 --> 2:30:11.050 It's a 12 o'clock gig. So Lake County peeps, if 2:30:11.070 --> 2:30:14.210 you're looking to get in there, go to EdgewaterFamilyWealth.com. There's 2:30:14.250 --> 2:30:16.430 a pull-down bar there. When you go to the menu, 2:30:16.510 --> 2:30:20.090 you're reserving your seat. These events do not cost anything 2:30:20.129 --> 2:30:22.390 to go. Not only will you get the great information, 2:30:22.430 --> 2:30:24.769 you also get free lunch as well. And there's no 2:30:24.930 --> 2:30:27.270 hard sell. You're not going to be pushed off into 2:30:27.300 --> 2:30:29.200 a room with somebody to sell you some product that 2:30:29.220 --> 2:30:30.080 doesn't work like that. 2:30:30.520 --> 2:30:30.680 Nope. 2:30:30.800 --> 2:30:34.180 It's December 4th. And you go to Edgewater Family Wealth. 2:30:34.640 --> 2:30:37.400 And you can just– the drop-down menu. And if you 2:30:37.420 --> 2:30:39.170 can't make that one, get on the list for the 2:30:39.209 --> 2:30:39.590 next one. 2:30:39.629 --> 2:30:44.550 How about that, Scott? Thumbs up. 2:30:44.570 --> 2:30:45.070 There you go. 2:30:45.090 --> 2:30:46.279 There you go. We can hear him. 2:30:46.310 --> 2:30:47.010 We can hear him now. 2:30:47.050 --> 2:30:50.080 You got me? Yeah, we got you. I was so 2:30:50.160 --> 2:30:52.140 emphatic about that point, I blew up the internet. 2:30:53.680 --> 2:30:55.500 I was just saying, basically, it's like the roulette tables 2:30:55.520 --> 2:30:58.580 who have that tower, and you're looking from across the casino, 2:30:58.600 --> 2:31:00.280 and you see, oh, my God, that roulette table is 2:31:00.320 --> 2:31:02.550 like it's rolled 10 reds in a row. It's got 2:31:02.570 --> 2:31:04.410 to be black next. And I was like, it doesn't 2:31:04.430 --> 2:31:04.910 work like that. 2:31:05.070 --> 2:31:08.109 Yeah, no, it's still like a flip of a coin. 2:31:08.150 --> 2:31:09.670 It's still a 50-50 chance. 2:31:09.770 --> 2:31:10.390 Absolutely. 2:31:10.410 --> 2:31:13.350 Yeah, but definitely come out to the event, Lake County. 2:31:13.390 --> 2:31:15.560 This one's for you, and I think it's a cool spot. 2:31:15.580 --> 2:31:17.680 I've not been there yet, but I'm looking forward to 2:31:17.720 --> 2:31:18.379 checking it out. 2:31:18.850 --> 2:31:19.580 It is. It's beautiful. 2:31:19.610 --> 2:31:22.400 And downtown Eustis is awesome. They've done a lot of renovations, 2:31:22.420 --> 2:31:24.200 a lot of cool little shops down there to hang out, 2:31:24.220 --> 2:31:26.660 a lot of great little restaurants. And the lakefront is 2:31:26.879 --> 2:31:30.440 absolutely beautiful. So it's going to be awesome. That's December 4th. 2:31:30.520 --> 2:31:32.940 Go and reserve your seat now. These things sell out 2:31:33.100 --> 2:31:35.980 or they pack up quick. We haven't had one this 2:31:36.040 --> 2:31:39.459 year that wasn't completely full when they started for sure. 2:31:40.220 --> 2:31:40.879 That's a fact. 2:31:41.040 --> 2:31:45.320 And again, it's everything 401k. So anybody who's got a 401k, 2:31:45.540 --> 2:31:49.020 a 403b, any kind of employer-based retirement plan, there are 2:31:49.120 --> 2:31:52.010 so many questions you don't even know to ask. We're 2:31:52.030 --> 2:31:54.530 going to teach you those questions to ask, which might 2:31:54.590 --> 2:31:55.990 help you reduce cost. 2:31:55.690 --> 2:31:57.490 And help you improve performance. Absolutely. 2:31:57.550 --> 2:32:00.510 Always good seeing you guys. Remember, that's EdgewaterFamilyWealth.com. Good laugh 2:32:00.530 --> 2:32:04.030 for Scott Brown. There he is right there. 2:32:04.050 --> 2:32:04.170 Yay! 2:32:04.190 --> 2:32:04.330 Woo-hoo! 2:32:06.280 --> 2:32:07.980 Shot a billion this week, buddy. You should have played 2:32:08.000 --> 2:32:09.599 against me this weekend. You'd have won all the money. 2:32:09.640 --> 2:32:11.520 I shot like a billion thousand trillion. 2:32:12.300 --> 2:32:13.360 I'm coming for you. All right, buddy. 2:32:13.400 --> 2:32:15.820 We'll see you soon. Death, what do you got for you? 2:32:15.879 --> 2:32:16.580 Heard it here first. 2:32:17.379 --> 2:32:22.140 Utah authorities connect Ted Bundy to another homicide. Bolsonaro leaves 2:32:22.220 --> 2:32:25.180 Brazil for the U.S. after his election loss. Bet you 2:32:25.200 --> 2:32:29.959 can't guess where he's going. And come on, man, you 2:32:29.980 --> 2:32:32.670 didn't have to make it this easy. We'll talk about 2:32:32.709 --> 2:32:34.190 that next during You Heard It Here First. 2:32:34.230 --> 2:32:34.310 Cool. 2:32:34.330 --> 2:32:36.590 Let's take a little break. Grand is your 6 o'clock keyword. 2:32:36.629 --> 2:32:40.070 That's G-R-A-N-D. Go to realradio.fm and send that off for 2:32:40.090 --> 2:32:41.970 your chance at $ 1, 000. Back with Debs News. We'll get 2:32:41.990 --> 2:32:43.630 the hell out of here on a Tuesday. 2:32:43.650 --> 2:32:51.430 It's time for a Talk Back Purge on The Jim 2:32:51.470 --> 2:32:52.230 Colbert Show. 2:32:52.250 --> 2:33:01.340 I honestly never knew that's what woke news stand for. 2:33:02.420 --> 2:33:07.160 I just, you know, there's a woke thing and never 2:33:07.220 --> 2:33:08.560 really understood it. 2:33:08.560 --> 2:33:15.480 Real quick here, I just saw a Christmas elf holding 2:33:15.600 --> 2:33:18.670 a CrossFit sign on the side. 2:33:18.390 --> 2:33:18.890 Of the road. 2:33:20.830 --> 2:33:21.630 A what sign? 2:33:21.870 --> 2:33:22.230 I don't know. 2:33:23.270 --> 2:33:23.790 CrossFit! 2:33:24.010 --> 2:33:27.730 So it was a Christmas elf holding a CrossFit sign. 2:33:29.300 --> 2:33:33.920 I honestly still think you should smoke weed out in 2:33:33.959 --> 2:33:39.959 the open because it makes them ornery people. Smoke that 2:33:40.160 --> 2:33:45.000 second hand and maybe they don't become so ornery. We 2:33:45.040 --> 2:33:48.730 could solve a world summit if we just had all 2:33:48.810 --> 2:33:52.750 the political people go into a room and do mushrooms 2:33:53.629 --> 2:33:56.429 and then peace and happiness. 2:33:57.629 --> 2:33:57.830 Yeah. 2:33:58.640 --> 2:34:02.010 He called eight times today. Yeah, did he? 2:34:02.020 --> 2:34:02.960 Yeah. All right. 2:34:03.060 --> 2:34:04.620 When I was in high school, my best friends and 2:34:04.640 --> 2:34:06.600 I worked at a restaurant. We'll just call it Shmob 2:34:06.680 --> 2:34:10.510 of Evans. We always worked a dinner shift because it 2:34:10.520 --> 2:34:13.080 was after school. Some guy came in, ordered the steak. 2:34:13.520 --> 2:34:16.210 He sent it back at least five times because it 2:34:16.250 --> 2:34:18.370 wasn't cooked to its temperature. Even though it was, the 2:34:18.390 --> 2:34:21.770 steak just wouldn't ever be red because it already comes pre-marinated. 2:34:22.190 --> 2:34:24.500 So finally my friend throws it on the ground, steps 2:34:24.580 --> 2:34:26.400 on it, gives it back to the guy, and finally 2:34:26.420 --> 2:34:30.220 the guy magically loved it. Didn't know what happened to 2:34:30.260 --> 2:34:30.900 the steak at all. 2:34:32.820 --> 2:34:34.459 They usually don't. Hey, Ohana. 2:34:34.480 --> 2:34:35.400 Yeah, brother Jim. 2:34:35.480 --> 2:34:40.480 I got into that algorithm of watching bullies get served. 2:34:41.820 --> 2:34:44.180 Man, I was hot on it for a little bit there. 2:34:44.200 --> 2:34:46.160 It was the greatest. I love it. Needed an intervention, 2:34:46.220 --> 2:34:51.320 but yeah, man. I love it. Justice. It's the greatest. 2:34:51.330 --> 2:34:51.690 Aloha. 2:34:51.900 --> 2:34:52.440 Aloha, brother. 2:34:53.540 --> 2:34:57.900 Jim Jams, if that band is Suck Brick Kid, I've 2:34:57.940 --> 2:34:59.439 been listening to that. 2:34:59.340 --> 2:35:02.859 For like two years. 2:35:03.620 --> 2:35:09.220 It is a great band. Never even knew that there 2:35:09.280 --> 2:35:10.460 was connection. 2:35:10.480 --> 2:35:12.000 Thanks, buddy. 2:35:12.020 --> 2:35:12.519 Appreciate it. 2:35:13.940 --> 2:35:14.200 All right. 2:35:14.940 --> 2:35:17.080 I've got four more of his unplayed. Yeah, yeah, no, 2:35:17.120 --> 2:35:17.619 let's leave them there. 2:35:17.800 --> 2:35:18.280 All right, 407-916-1041. 2:35:18.320 --> 2:35:19.660 Text us 7703. I love him. 2:35:19.740 --> 2:35:21.040 We try and keep it one a day. Yeah, that'd 2:35:21.140 --> 2:35:22.440 be nice. I mean, one a day would be nice. 2:35:29.230 --> 2:35:30.129 Welcome back. I'm Jim. 2:35:30.150 --> 2:35:32.830 Deb is here, and so is Jack. Tomorrow we'll have 2:35:32.870 --> 2:35:34.830 Scott Maxwell call in. Of course, it'll be the last 2:35:34.890 --> 2:35:37.970 call before we do, before the midterm, so I'm sure 2:35:37.990 --> 2:35:39.890 we'll be talking about that a little bit. Who's coming 2:35:39.930 --> 2:35:41.160 in for Animal House tomorrow? 2:35:41.190 --> 2:35:41.820 Daryl Payne. 2:35:41.930 --> 2:35:42.879 Daryl Payne in tomorrow. 2:35:42.900 --> 2:35:44.460 Yeah, Pomp Faction Dog Training. 2:35:44.480 --> 2:35:47.140 All right, so a bunch of stuff. And Thursday we 2:35:47.180 --> 2:35:49.780 have a ghost story girl calling in, or she's going 2:35:49.800 --> 2:35:52.180 to come into the studio for a couple segments. I 2:35:52.220 --> 2:35:55.910 found her on Instagram. Her name is Ashley. And she 2:35:55.970 --> 2:36:00.230 basically goes around Orlando. Actually, she's gone up to– she 2:36:00.250 --> 2:36:02.910 just came back, I want to say, from Pennsylvania. They're 2:36:02.930 --> 2:36:05.770 doing a trip where she does research on places that 2:36:05.790 --> 2:36:08.530 are supposed to be haunted. And she's been doing that 2:36:08.550 --> 2:36:11.020 about Orlando for a while now. So she's going to 2:36:11.030 --> 2:36:12.959 come in for a couple of segments on Thursday to 2:36:13.000 --> 2:36:15.699 talk spooky stuff a couple of days before Halloween. Perfect. 2:36:16.100 --> 2:36:16.820 It turns out great. 2:36:17.140 --> 2:36:21.379 And mosquito control manager from Seminole County in tomorrow to 2:36:21.440 --> 2:36:25.259 talk about efforts in the county to stop the mosquito 2:36:25.300 --> 2:36:27.379 population and the spread of dengue fever. 2:36:27.400 --> 2:36:29.279 Yeah, for sure. And by the way, when can we, when, 2:36:29.360 --> 2:36:32.029 when will the cold, when will that have an effect 2:36:32.090 --> 2:36:34.370 on the mosquito births and stuff? How cold does that 2:36:34.390 --> 2:36:36.210 have to be? I guess we can all find that tomorrow, right? 2:36:36.370 --> 2:36:36.530 Yeah. 2:36:36.750 --> 2:36:38.790 Yeah. Okay, cool. Deb, let's do you heard it here first. 2:36:41.209 --> 2:36:44.570 It's time for you heard it here first on the 2:36:44.590 --> 2:36:45.590 Jim Colbert show. 2:36:46.110 --> 2:36:48.590 Serial killer Ted Bundy has been linked to a 1974 2:36:48.590 --> 2:36:53.860 murder in Utah and Summit County Attorney Margaret Olson says 2:36:53.920 --> 2:36:58.050 DNA evidence from another recently solved cold case linked Bundy 2:36:58.170 --> 2:36:59.210 to Smith's murder. 2:36:59.810 --> 2:37:03.090 The STR DNA profile was a direct match to Ted 2:37:03.150 --> 2:37:08.730 Bundy's known STR DNA profile on file in Florida. 2:37:09.090 --> 2:37:12.090 So authorities said using DNA and other evidence, they were 2:37:12.129 --> 2:37:15.629 able to prove that Bundy murdered 17-year-old Melissa Ann Smith. 2:37:16.030 --> 2:37:18.939 Bundy has been considered a suspect in a number of 2:37:19.020 --> 2:37:22.050 cold cases in that state and many others. The serial 2:37:22.090 --> 2:37:24.410 killer was put to death here in Florida back in 1989. 2:37:24.400 --> 2:37:24.560 Crazy. 2:37:30.040 --> 2:37:32.519 His way to the U.S. after losing his bid to 2:37:32.560 --> 2:37:35.730 become the country's next president. And Local 10 News out 2:37:35.760 --> 2:37:38.189 of Miami has received reports that he is on his 2:37:38.250 --> 2:37:42.140 way to South Florida. It's not clear if Bolsonaro will 2:37:42.160 --> 2:37:45.060 seek asylum when he arrives in the U.S. He was 2:37:45.120 --> 2:37:47.770 ordered by Brazil's Supreme Court to hand over his passport 2:37:47.890 --> 2:37:52.090 on Monday as part of a money laundering investigation. He 2:37:52.129 --> 2:37:54.379 was served that outside of the house where his father 2:37:54.459 --> 2:37:58.379 is serving a 27 year sentence for. inciting a coup 2:37:58.480 --> 2:38:02.000 to try and overthrow his presidential election. An ally of 2:38:02.040 --> 2:38:05.420 President Trump, Bolsonaro, was favored to win Sunday's election, but 2:38:05.480 --> 2:38:09.940 instead lost to leftist President Luis Ignacio Lula da Silva. 2:38:10.459 --> 2:38:14.230 And then finally, an Illinois man allegedly made it so, 2:38:15.030 --> 2:38:17.550 so easy for the feds to track him down a 2:38:17.590 --> 2:38:21.189 connection with. Suspicious letters sent to members of Congress? 2:38:21.209 --> 2:38:23.070 Oh, yeah, it was just last week or the week before? 2:38:23.170 --> 2:38:27.130 Yeah, well, the Justice Department says 36-year-old Matthew Unglesby used 2:38:27.170 --> 2:38:30.950 his own name and home return address on the envelope 2:38:31.010 --> 2:38:35.570 sent to the offices of three House members and a senator. You, 2:38:36.250 --> 2:38:37.080 out of the gene pool. 2:38:37.240 --> 2:38:38.080 Oh, my God. 2:38:38.120 --> 2:38:40.720 It's going to be a tough ride for this guy. 2:38:41.300 --> 2:38:43.460 Maybe it was like the return address labels you get 2:38:43.480 --> 2:38:44.420 from the paralyzed vets. 2:38:44.930 --> 2:38:46.369 It's going to be a tough ride for this guy. 2:38:46.450 --> 2:38:47.490 Can't be that dumb in prison. 2:38:47.650 --> 2:38:50.990 Unglesby admitted to the FBI that the material was indeed 2:38:51.070 --> 2:38:54.230 table salt, noting that he used it because, quote, it 2:38:54.270 --> 2:38:55.690 kind of looks like anthrax. 2:38:55.890 --> 2:38:57.830 Oh, my God almighty. Then he says that? 2:38:58.410 --> 2:39:00.990 Why not just shut up and then let your lawyer 2:39:01.010 --> 2:39:04.310 do all the talking for you? Because you are dumb. 2:39:04.370 --> 2:39:08.090 Regardless, you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert show. 2:39:08.209 --> 2:39:12.210 He should do five years just for saying that. Five 2:39:12.250 --> 2:39:14.150 years just for uttering those words. 2:39:14.910 --> 2:39:16.020 All right, who do we have to thank today? 2:39:16.120 --> 2:39:20.390 We want to thank Scott Brown with Edgewater Family Wealth. 2:39:20.730 --> 2:39:23.290 Just in case you missed his timely financial advice, his 2:39:23.330 --> 2:39:25.990 podcast has already been posted at The Jim Colbert Show. 2:39:26.370 --> 2:39:29.870 Also want to congratulate Mike for winning our football follow-up. 2:39:30.290 --> 2:39:33.109 And last but never least, Candice Rich and Alicia Boulware 2:39:33.150 --> 2:39:34.709 for running our YouTube chat. 2:39:34.730 --> 2:39:35.150 Thanks, guys. 2:39:35.190 --> 2:39:37.230 Appreciate it as we do every day. Jack, do we 2:39:37.250 --> 2:39:38.429 have a question of the day? 2:39:38.450 --> 2:39:40.510 Yeah, in our YouTube chat, have you been to a 2:39:40.570 --> 2:39:43.869 live stand-up comedy show in 2026? 2:39:43.870 --> 2:39:48.650 Wow, man, that's a really good question. I say maybe 32% 2:39:48.650 --> 2:39:53.710 say yes. A little less, 22% were in the affirmative. 2:39:53.750 --> 2:39:54.030 Yeah, yeah. 2:39:54.129 --> 2:39:55.990 That's a shame, man. Stand-up is one of the best 2:39:56.070 --> 2:39:57.089 dates in the world. 2:39:57.290 --> 2:39:57.810 Absolutely. 2:39:57.870 --> 2:40:00.010 It is one of the best dates in the world. 2:40:00.030 --> 2:40:01.670 We should do it in an issue. We've got to 2:40:01.720 --> 2:40:04.160 get out there and see more stand-up, man. We have 2:40:04.220 --> 2:40:06.980 so many great venues in Orlando and a great scene 2:40:07.360 --> 2:40:10.459 that is like underground, just kind of open mics. And 2:40:10.520 --> 2:40:12.820 if you haven't been to an open mic, it's the greatest, dude. 2:40:12.980 --> 2:40:15.640 I'm telling you, man. Very good. Well, coming up tomorrow, 2:40:15.680 --> 2:40:18.830 Scott Maxwell. Daryl Payne in for Animal House. And plus, 2:40:19.090 --> 2:40:21.589 we'll have Seminole County. They're talking about our mosquito control 2:40:21.629 --> 2:40:23.530 going on. And I guess how you can do that 2:40:23.550 --> 2:40:24.850 a little bit better for yourself as well. 2:40:24.950 --> 2:40:26.250 Will we have Pagittles with us? 2:40:27.990 --> 2:40:28.690 Ross will be here. 2:40:28.720 --> 2:40:29.660 Oh, okay. 2:40:29.680 --> 2:40:32.279 Yeah, for sure. Ross will be here. All right. Let's 2:40:32.300 --> 2:40:32.740 get out of here. 2:40:32.760 --> 2:40:33.220 What are you saying? 2:40:34.830 --> 2:40:36.180 You didn't know you all have a nickname? 2:40:36.230 --> 2:40:36.990 Saucy Pagy. 2:40:37.050 --> 2:40:37.850 Saucy Pagy. 2:40:37.890 --> 2:40:38.490 Big Littles. 2:40:39.590 --> 2:40:41.609 On behalf of Deb and Jack, I'm Jim. We follow 2:40:41.629 --> 2:40:43.590 the News Junkie. They follow about monsters in the morning. 2:40:43.629 --> 2:40:45.410 And for us, it's Tom and Dan with a corporate 2:40:45.430 --> 2:40:48.030 time and our friends from Real Laughs. We'll see you 2:40:48.050 --> 2:40:49.510 tomorrow at 3 for more of the Jim Colbert Show. 2:40:49.530 --> 2:40:51.970 Until then, have yourself a fantastic Tuesday evening. 2:40:52.050 --> 2:40:52.850 See you tomorrow. 2:40:52.930 --> 2:40:53.290 Bye. 2:41:00.770 --> 2:41:01.530 Yeah, right. 2:41:01.870 --> 2:41:02.290 Whatever. 2:41:03.459 --> 2:41:05.220 If you missed any part of today's show, check out 2:41:05.260 --> 2:41:08.720 the Jim Colbert Show On Demand. And for highlighted feature segments, 2:41:08.740 --> 2:41:11.310 listen to the Jim Colbert Show The Goods. Both are 2:41:11.360 --> 2:41:13.810 available for free on the iHeartRadio app.