Speaker 1: Point kd W by a good morning. Do you dash
Speaker 1: in the shower and dash right out? Or you like
Speaker 1: in the shower for a while, Always in the shower
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 2: I run on me the best feeling on me.
Speaker 1: Do you like scalding hot showers? Or are you taking
Speaker 1: cold showers to get that blood flowing? Never a cold? Never,
Speaker 1: never a cold, Never a cold.
Speaker 3: When I had pink hair, I had to wash it
Speaker 3: in cold water, and I would wash it like underneath
Speaker 3: the faucet first, because I was not about to put
Speaker 3: my whole body in cold water.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gosh, I can't. How often are you taking
Speaker 1: a shower these days? Is it daily or a couple
Speaker 1: of times a week? Just talking about I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get into your shower habits, just just making conversations like
Speaker 1: every other day.
Speaker 3: Probably, I would say maybe maybe once ever, I'm in every.
Speaker 1: Day, gal, I am too. Yeah, I'm in every day
Speaker 1: gal as well. Yeah, I'm gonna throw in one more thing.
Speaker 1: I bring this up once in a while. If you
Speaker 1: don't have a towel warmer outside your shower, you need
Speaker 1: to invest in one. They're not that expensive. They are
Speaker 1: a game changer when you get out of the shower.
Speaker 1: It looks like a trash can, and you lift the
Speaker 1: lid up and you pull that warm, toasty, oasty, warm
Speaker 1: towel out of the towel warmer. Yeah, oh it's glorious.
Speaker 3: I did a similar kind of questioning the other day.
Speaker 3: I actually I surveyed one hundred men about the shampoo
Speaker 3: that they used in the shower.
Speaker 1: Their number one response, how'd you get in here? It
Speaker 1: was so weird. It was so weird. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they dad jokes brought to you by Bailey. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, speaking of web like, you know, just weird
Speaker 1: random facts. Wasn't yesterday like with the warmest January thirteenth
Speaker 1: on record? It was like forty five degrees in my
Speaker 1: car yesterday. Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 3: I did go on a walk, but it was like
Speaker 3: windy and the wind was cold, So was.
Speaker 1: It really that warm?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: I gotcha. Let's get into a face off. Vont Is
Speaker 1: hosting the game today is going to be Jenny versus
Speaker 1: dad joke Bailey. So, Baile, if you want to go
Speaker 1: ahead and leave the studio, because we're gonna give Jenny
Speaker 1: some questions to answer these and then see who does
Speaker 1: a better job. Of answering these questions, and it's going
Speaker 1: to be a Bailey versus Jenny. Who's going to keep score.
Speaker 1: I'll keep score, you'll keep score. Okay, I will run
Speaker 1: the timer. I got a big responsibility.
Speaker 4: Okay, ready, all right, Jenny, You're gonna give you three categories.
Speaker 4: Good luck, thank you. First category, you're ready? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: First category is drinks. Your order at a bar go okay, vodka.
Speaker 2: Tonic beer, wine, gin and tonic, martini, espresso martini, vodka,
Speaker 2: cranberry vodka, soda jack and coke, bloody Mary.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, not bad. I really did that for me.
Speaker 4: I never know what to order. I say dirty Shirley.
Speaker 4: I know, but people think it's such a kid's drink anyway.
Speaker 4: The next category is things that you microwave.
Speaker 2: Go broccoli, hot pockets, piece of rolls, Oh gosh, oatmeal?
Speaker 2: Do I microwave chicken? Ground turkey? I meal prep everything,
Speaker 2: so I do microwave everything. But I know if that counts.
Speaker 1: First answer out of your mouth is broccoli tells me
Speaker 1: that you just don't enjoy the God's greatest gift to humanity,
Speaker 1: the microwave popcorn.
Speaker 4: Popcorn? What's that popcorn?
Speaker 2: I know. I just I really only use my microwave
Speaker 2: for food that i've already meal preps, so I don't
Speaker 2: know if that counts.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: Your last category is items in your bathroom.
Speaker 2: Go okay, toilet paper, paper towel, a toilet cleaner, a brush,
Speaker 2: shampoo conditioner, washcloth, Lufa soap, body wash, a garbage can.
Speaker 1: Can I question. I'm not the judge here, the same question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm paper towel underneath my sink for cleaning. If
Speaker 2: I have a paper, I don't.
Speaker 4: Think I'm gonna give you that. It's not something most
Speaker 4: people keep in their bathrooms, but I use.
Speaker 2: It for cleaning, So okay, I mean I do, But
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 1: You're the judge.
Speaker 2: I won't argue.
Speaker 4: Hey, I think it.
Speaker 2: Counts though, text and let us know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people gonna be like, hey, justice for Jinny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did forty one squats out there tomorrow, just
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 4: One of these days, will just not call you back
Speaker 4: in and see how long you keep going.
Speaker 1: How deep were your squats?
Speaker 3: I don't know, as deep as my legs go.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you do your squats, let me see your
Speaker 1: squats the floor, le me see the squad form okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. But you put your knees out a
Speaker 1: little farther. Yeah there, you keep your chest high jet
Speaker 1: your butt a little more too.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good was better?
Speaker 4: See really good.
Speaker 1: I can see your Kermit the Frog underpants poking up
Speaker 1: above the there.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: They're really high up.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it was like, are you wearing
Speaker 2: some granded panties today?
Speaker 3: No, they just like right up, they're just you know,
Speaker 3: high cut.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I'm in another room.
Speaker 1: Yea, Kermit the Frog there, I think are greed? What
Speaker 1: are they?
Speaker 2: There's like green and pink. Oh, there's limes on it.
Speaker 2: They're lying they're pink with limes on it. Fancy free
Speaker 2: Bailey showing her underwear. Here we go, Bailey, good luck.
Speaker 4: Thank you your fifteen seconds. Name is many things as
Speaker 4: you can in the category. First category is drinks. Your
Speaker 4: order at the bar.
Speaker 3: Go oh a beer, a seltzer, a wine or you know,
Speaker 3: red wine, white wine, moscato?
Speaker 1: Uh hot toddy, old fashioned?
Speaker 3: Tom Collins, Uh, Tom Collins, You're adorable.
Speaker 1: Tom Collins in it?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, nobody said dirty. Shirley shaking my head.
Speaker 1: I love it dirty Shirley, I know you do, my son.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: Next category is things that you microwave.
Speaker 3: Go soup, leftover fries, leftover pizza, you can popcorn, hot chocolate,
Speaker 3: coffee if it's old.
Speaker 1: Let's see, gosh.
Speaker 3: Isn't that those hard left over? Yeah that's what I
Speaker 3: was saying too, which is everything, So I should have
Speaker 3: just broken that down.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 4: Your last category is items in your bathroom.
Speaker 3: Go okay, toothpaste, toothbrush, mouthwash, floss, uh hyerlonic acid, nice, sinemone, retinol,
Speaker 3: I cream, face cream, like moisturizer, a rug, a shower curtain, soap.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, let's run through this real quick.
Speaker 4: Bart drinks Jenny you got ten, Bailey you got nine.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: She almost did, but the time it went out. Things
Speaker 4: that you microwave you both did pitiful. Yeah you both
Speaker 4: got six, oh wow. And Bailey, I'm not giving you coffee.
Speaker 1: You would have.
Speaker 7: Microwave coff I would. I've done it many times. Yeah,
Speaker 7: all right, baby, you have seven. Then and then things
Speaker 7: that you find in your bathroom. This was the best
Speaker 7: category for the both of you. Jenny you got ten,
Speaker 7: Baby you got thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh so the paper towel thing would not have made
Speaker 1: a difference. Although a lot of people did text injustice
Speaker 1: for Jenny. They keep paper towels under their sink as well.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't give me a paper towel.
Speaker 4: Oh why say I would have made difference anyway, Bailey
Speaker 4: still would have beat you by He didn't even think
Speaker 4: about popcorn? Where things and the micro things? Did you microwave?
Speaker 1: I literally had popcorn yesterday Girl Dinner. Susan asked me
Speaker 1: what you eat because this came up the other day,
Speaker 1: because Susan said, doesn't bait because you wanted to borrow
Speaker 1: my crockpot? Doesn't Bailey own a crockpot? No, she doesn't
Speaker 1: really do kitchen any things. What does she eat for dinner?
Speaker 1: And I was going to use the term girl dinner
Speaker 1: like a Hershey bar and an orange crush? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't bother to explain. But that wouldn't
Speaker 1: be that far from the truth. Maybe some some red vines.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and a diet mountain dew would be your
Speaker 1: dinner die coke for sure.
Speaker 3: But so girl Dinner before it was titled girl dinner,
Speaker 3: I feel like I should have patented snacks in meal
Speaker 3: sized portion because that's what I have. Usually I eat
Speaker 3: a snack, but I eat a meal sized portion of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so dorito, scoops and salsa, yep. But the entire bag. Yes,
Speaker 1: you are you are not alone. You are not alone.
Speaker 1: That's how it goes. Thank you all right, coming bag
Speaker 1: in a second. I got to play a bit from
Speaker 1: the Dave Ryan Vault that somebody sent to me that
Speaker 1: I have not heard since it was new about thirty
Speaker 1: years ago. And it was back when Pat Eberts was
Speaker 1: on the show and he went out in public and
Speaker 1: he did something that was very funny. It was funny
Speaker 1: and it was cute and clever. But then I will
Speaker 1: tell you the rest of the story and how it
Speaker 1: resulted in legal action and a bodyguard, and we'll tell
Speaker 1: you about it coming up next. You'll hear the bit
Speaker 1: on the vault next on KTWB.
Speaker 2: Hang up to our YouTube channel, Save Bryan TV and
Speaker 2: stream us live.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know, and lift a lot of
Speaker 1: heavy weights.
Speaker 4: You got a long sleeve shirt on buddy, you can't
Speaker 4: see anything.
Speaker 1: Right, I do again. We are one hour commercial free
Speaker 1: on katieb any thing. During this part of the show,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give away tickets for probably Conan.
Speaker 2: Grayah, we got some con Gray tickets to give away.
Speaker 1: And then probably Minnesota Wild tickets coming up a little
Speaker 1: bit later on too. So this came from somebody who
Speaker 1: lives in Woodbury, and I'm not exactly sure how this
Speaker 1: came about, but they live in Woodberry and they think
Speaker 1: I think they work for the Historical Preservation whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe they started to follow KATBLYDB because KATIEBDB used
Speaker 1: to be in Woodbury on Radio Drive. That's why there
Speaker 1: is a radio drive because at one time we were
Speaker 1: the only building on radio Drive. So they sent me
Speaker 1: a link to this bit that we had done thirty
Speaker 1: years ago on the show. And it's me along with
Speaker 1: Patt Eberts, and I think Lee Wolswick is listening in.
Speaker 1: And Pat was out doing something funny. He was basically
Speaker 1: out in a bathroom at a restaurant, putting going to
Speaker 1: the men's room, putting chocolate, melted chocolate all over his hand,
Speaker 1: like he pooped on his hand, and then trying to
Speaker 1: touch people. So here's what happened from the Ding Ryan
Speaker 1: Show vault.
Speaker 4: He said, oh no, no, no, I disagree.
Speaker 1: So right now in the bathroom of a very very
Speaker 1: posh little establishment downtown Minneapolis. Patty Erch is in the
Speaker 1: bathroom with a melted Hershey bar on his hand. Did
Speaker 1: you swear it on your hand already?
Speaker 8: I sure it is. Yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 4: Great, it looks great.
Speaker 8: Okay, just to let you know how fancy a place
Speaker 8: this is. Can you hear me? Yeah? This is what
Speaker 8: they're playing in.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is.
Speaker 1: A fancy place.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the fancy of the music in the bathroom, the
Speaker 1: nights of the yesab is my area. Did you have
Speaker 1: to stand on the toilets to get it up to
Speaker 1: the speaker like that?
Speaker 8: No, okay, it's a little feeling.
Speaker 4: I understand, a little fling.
Speaker 8: But what I'm gonna do is there's it's a smaller
Speaker 8: mathema uncle count side and try and find somebody. I
Speaker 8: gotta smear it. My whole right hand is smearred with.
Speaker 1: Melted That is really gross. You know what, if I
Speaker 1: don't let him do it, then he'll talk about for
Speaker 1: the rest of his life, he'll talk about how funny
Speaker 1: it would have been if we had done this better.
Speaker 8: It already looks funny, but yeah, I mean, it looks
Speaker 8: so real.
Speaker 3: Well, hold hold it up to the camera so everybody
Speaker 3: can see. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there.
Speaker 8: Picked and that's out though it's a Hershey's almond, So
Speaker 8: I picked the stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, run on outside.
Speaker 1: There are you gonna run outside with your pants down
Speaker 1: to ride your ankle?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 4: Okay, seriously are you well?
Speaker 8: Isn't that what you would do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: You got to keep your boxers up to Yeah, my
Speaker 4: boxes are up.
Speaker 8: There's there's a woman major d right outside. I think
Speaker 8: so I'm just gonna walk out right now.
Speaker 4: You're ready, Yeah, we're ready.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're doing this.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can't believe it either.
Speaker 8: It was the door closing. Look to a man at
Speaker 8: the buffet table, that's the excuse me. We've seen to
Speaker 8: be on a twilet paper. Do you have an extra
Speaker 8: plot paper? Do you have an extra tolet paper?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 8: Yes, you don't, because we've seen to be on it.
Speaker 8: Can you help me out? I think I can?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: Sure? Do you do you have extra NAPCA or something
Speaker 8: that I could use? Do you think all right? I'm
Speaker 8: all out n to have a little bit of promise.
Speaker 8: If you on a TP in the bathroom, it looks
Speaker 8: like you had a problem then well, cat, can I
Speaker 8: shake your hand?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go up to there's a guy just sitting
Speaker 8: in the lobby. Okay, there, My pants are on my
Speaker 8: ankles right now. It's the lobby of this fancy place.
Speaker 8: Tell them about fifty years old. Watch pardon me, sir,
Speaker 8: I just got out of the bathroom. Do you do
Speaker 8: you have any toilet paper? Handy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: Really, do you have a would you like? Would you
Speaker 8: like to shake my hand?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I'll just have to lick it off. Then, Hey, that's
Speaker 8: not bad.
Speaker 1: You are so you are just that's what you are.
Speaker 1: You just fowl.
Speaker 5: That's all.
Speaker 8: You have an extra D.
Speaker 3: I can't stop laughing.
Speaker 1: I'm so disgusted with you. Listen, you're yourself up here.
Speaker 4: He's going in hysterics.
Speaker 1: Go wash your hands. Pad. That was from the Dave
Speaker 1: Running Show Vault on one on one point three, kat
Speaker 1: w B. Now follow up if I remember correctly. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was one of the people in
Speaker 1: that recording, but somebody got so angry at Pat that
Speaker 1: he did that that he threatened to kill him. And
Speaker 1: he was serious, and he wanted to kill Pat for
Speaker 1: humiliating him and insulting him, and I think he called
Speaker 1: the station or wrote to the station and threatened to
Speaker 1: kill Pat. God So, for the next few weeks, wherever
Speaker 1: Pat went somewhere in public with the station, he had
Speaker 1: an armed body guard with him. Yeah, my goodness, one
Speaker 1: of the reasons we don't do things like that in
Speaker 1: the more. Oh my god, bad Ebert's are Ip just
Speaker 1: a great guy? You sounded so young good I was
Speaker 1: thirty years younger. So wait, that's my clock. That's my
Speaker 1: clock ticking.
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh no, all.
Speaker 1: Right, let's stir the pot. Here is vaunt and in
Speaker 1: thirty years he'll sound nothing like this, so enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Nobody, nobody is actually going to eat dinner at Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 4: I don't believe you if you say you are, a
Speaker 4: matter of fact, if you say you are, come on now,
Speaker 4: get better tastes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, idea where this came from Texas Roadhouse is Look, shita, What.
Speaker 2: Did they serve at the beginning? It's something with like
Speaker 2: a great butter. Yes, it's what is it?
Speaker 1: A bread they have?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but is so good.
Speaker 1: It's like herb bread.
Speaker 4: Nobody's just going to Texas road Texas Roadhouse is in
Speaker 4: line with the what we thought was bougie, like the
Speaker 4: Olive Gardens when we were younger.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we know it's not bougie, but come.
Speaker 2: On, oh they go bougie For my family growing up,
Speaker 2: that was like high quality restaurants.
Speaker 1: Red Lobster was bougie for me. We couldn't afford Olive Gardens.
Speaker 4: Both of those restaurants, Olive Garden and Red Lobster are
Speaker 4: still better than Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1: They had chicken fried steak. What are you.
Speaker 2: Talking about, Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 1: Texas.
Speaker 3: Time I went to Texas Roadhouse was in high school
Speaker 3: when you could still eat peanuts and throw them on
Speaker 3: the floor.
Speaker 4: Like who does you? Who does that?
Speaker 1: The Texas Roadhouse didn't.
Speaker 4: No, it's just such a weird like not tradition is
Speaker 4: not the word, but just thing to do at a restaurant.
Speaker 4: The foods and the traditions are. And you know, one
Speaker 4: year we took my grandma for her birthday, my grandma.
Speaker 4: That caused me boom, not sure why. And they had
Speaker 4: her sit on like a little saddle, and we thought
Speaker 4: it was gonna be like like moving and stuff, and
Speaker 4: it was and it was still but when they sang
Speaker 4: happy Birthday, to where she sat on the saddle.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, it's got character, it's for a different experience.
Speaker 1: I can't remember who it.
Speaker 3: Was, but I saw someone some kind of acquaintance recently,
Speaker 3: like within the last two weeks, and they said they
Speaker 3: had went to lunch. And I said, ooh, where'd you
Speaker 3: go to lunch? And they said Texas Roadhouse. So people
Speaker 3: still eat there, Janny, are you talking about the honey butter?
Speaker 3: That's what people it's.
Speaker 2: I looked at up and said, whipped honey cinnamon butter
Speaker 2: it is. I could eat that plane. I could eat
Speaker 2: it like ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yes, they had chicken critters and ribs or ribbi and ribs.
Speaker 1: They lay in ribs, sirloin and wecome on. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you can make fun of like an all
Speaker 1: American restaurant like Texas Road America.
Speaker 4: The same way I do cheesecake Factory. I don't know
Speaker 4: which one's worse which one? Well, and this from the
Speaker 4: guy I hate. What are you having for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 4: Skittles and yogurt? You have the first of all, sir, Okay, specify,
Speaker 4: it's go gurt.
Speaker 2: It's in one of those packs that you squeeze out.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, literally the ones you just like you squirt
Speaker 1: up the palette of a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 4: Indeed, somebody complaining about Texas Roadhouse. So many text messages
Speaker 4: coming into Flameing to one is the number of text
Speaker 4: The butter at Texas Roadhouses like cinnam in something or other.
Speaker 4: I saw a container of that butter and high V
Speaker 4: the other day. You can buy.
Speaker 1: Jenny should know you shouldn't have told me that.
Speaker 4: Life and and cub. You can also buy the the
Speaker 4: Cheddarbay biscuits from Red Lobster. But are they as good
Speaker 4: as in the restaurant? Probably not, but still somebody else okay,
Speaker 4: Vong we can tell you from Jersey, Texas Roadhouse is
Speaker 4: so good. It is. Jersey has actually like quality food
Speaker 4: taste buds.
Speaker 1: It ain't you get knife while you're dining there.
Speaker 4: Sorry, follow, you're absolutely wrong. Texas Roadhouse is a lot
Speaker 4: better than Red Lobster. That's not true. That actually the
Speaker 4: Tedderbay biscuits alone at Red Lobster top Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1: I think that they're both good.
Speaker 2: Somebody says, yeah, somebody said the Texas Roadhouse down and
Speaker 2: chok Be's like always on the weight it's popping down there.
Speaker 1: I guess I believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Chaka piece, that makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: Here's a Texas roadhouse. Feels suburban, but like large suburb.
Speaker 4: Texas Roadhouse used to be gas. It's fallen off so
Speaker 4: hard in the past ten years. It's humiliating. You know
Speaker 4: what else fell off in the past ten years. Golden Corral.
Speaker 4: I used to love me some Golden Corral after church
Speaker 4: on a Sunday. Used to be busting up in the air.
Speaker 3: That's never been that big here, Yeah, I feel it hasn't.
Speaker 1: That was one of my mom and dad's go to
Speaker 1: places because it was cheap and you could have, I
Speaker 1: mean literally all the fattening, car bloated food that you
Speaker 1: wanted and then there was the dessert bar. So I
Speaker 1: don't I don't agree with you, Vonte. I think that
Speaker 1: you are full of it. But that is what he's
Speaker 1: here to do.
Speaker 4: He said. The hot is a professional rage bait. It well,
Speaker 4: thank you. Vanni's delusional. Sorry, he said, Sorry, you're so civilized.
Speaker 4: Some of us like to have a snack while we
Speaker 4: wait for a table. It's not that, it's just it's
Speaker 4: not good.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, you heard it. Here. Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 4: Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 4: Could I read one more text real quick? Of course,
Speaker 4: somebody said justice for Texas Roadhouse. I've eaten that. I've
Speaker 4: eaten their every birthday since I was eight. Now I'm
Speaker 4: twenty seven.
Speaker 1: What oh my, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Seriously. We don't even need to argue about it, because
Speaker 1: you're wrong.
Speaker 4: Can I interest you in a Pizza Hut? No?
Speaker 1: See, you go somewhere like Pizza Hut, which is not
Speaker 1: nearly as good as Texas Roadhouse, and then you love
Speaker 1: that and you eat a baloney sandwich. You're like, no, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a great baloney sandwich. But then you're complaining. You'll
Speaker 1: eat a sandwich from a gas station. Fond but that
Speaker 1: you'll complain and drake about No, that's probably true. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get started with Dave's Dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 2: Center's won a lot of awards. I know that there was.
Speaker 2: I forget what it won at the Golden Globe, so
Speaker 2: it broughten to my and now has honored it as
Speaker 2: the best rated movie of twenty twenty five. The annual
Speaker 2: Golden Tomato is determined by a secret formula a feedback
Speaker 2: from viewers and critics, and this year the Golden Tomato
Speaker 2: for Best Movie went to Sinners, which also won a
Speaker 2: Golden Tomato in the categories of Best Horror Movie and
Speaker 2: Fan Favorite. I still have to see that we too,
Speaker 2: even though it sounds like a little bit scary, but
Speaker 2: not scary to the point where I wouldn't want to
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: Stranger Things is back at it again because Fleetwood max
Speaker 3: hit from nineteen seventy five, Landslide, is back in the
Speaker 3: Billboard Hot one hundred because of the Stranger Things series.
Speaker 1: Landslide. Yeah, such a beautiful song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so it debuted on Billboard's Hot one hundred
Speaker 3: at forty one.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 9: I love the song they too.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is she sings about getting older. I'm
Speaker 1: getting older too. She was like twenty four years old
Speaker 1: and she wrote that song.
Speaker 3: So that song was never a top one hundred hit,
Speaker 3: but it has been certified two times platinum over two
Speaker 3: million units sold. Well, but now it has ranked in
Speaker 3: the Hot one hundred thanks to Stranger Things.
Speaker 4: Wow. Cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Dave Ryan Show is such a nicky glazer lover and
Speaker 4: she was on Howard Stern talking about some of the
Speaker 4: jokes she would have made this past weekend at the
Speaker 4: Golden Globes.
Speaker 9: Tonight is the night of celebration, but we can't ignore
Speaker 9: that it's a weird time in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: You know, people just aren't going to.
Speaker 9: The theaters to see things.
Speaker 4: And if you don't.
Speaker 9: Believe me, there was a movie this year where Sidney
Speaker 9: Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny
Speaker 9: shorts for two hours and it made fourteen dollars.
Speaker 2: Sewan Been is nominated tonight.
Speaker 9: I'm assuming for best neck Veins that one. Sean Pen
Speaker 9: is here looking like the defiant last tree standing in
Speaker 9: a rain forest. Sean Penn, Benicio dot Furo, and Leonardo
Speaker 9: DiCaprio are all here tonight for the category least eyes. Leo,
Speaker 9: why are you always This was another take on Leo.
Speaker 9: He always looks like he's squinting. Leo, why are you
Speaker 9: always squinting? I mean, I assume it's to read your
Speaker 9: girlfriend's ID. Just making sure that the year starts with
Speaker 9: a two. Amy Poehler is here for her podcast good Hang,
Speaker 9: which is what Timothy Shallamy says up for sex.
Speaker 4: So many good ones.
Speaker 1: I was just reminded of the show The Runaway or
Speaker 1: Runaway on Netflix, because somebody brought up last week, and
Speaker 1: I think it might have been Carmen, who listens to
Speaker 1: the show, and she said, you gotta watch Runaway, And
Speaker 1: so I've been trying to get into this show and
Speaker 1: it is so confusing. The cast is too big, and
Speaker 1: the whole time you're going.
Speaker 4: Who is that again?
Speaker 1: What's the daughter's name? Why did he do that? Who
Speaker 1: killed the guy?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: On?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong about? I know none of you guys
Speaker 1: are watching it run Away, but let me know am
Speaker 1: I wrong? Does it get better? Because right now I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't care who kidnapped your daughter.
Speaker 1: I don't care where she is and why is that
Speaker 1: other couple even in this show? Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I watched stuff like that, and I say that there's
Speaker 3: too many proper nouns. If there's too many place names,
Speaker 3: people names, there's too many things going on.
Speaker 1: I can't keep trying. That's a good way to say
Speaker 1: too many proper nouns.
Speaker 2: So bad. Bunny is not letting any short kings at
Speaker 2: his Super Bowl performance. Apparently the on field support crew
Speaker 2: and dance squad must have met a specific height requirement.
Speaker 2: Applicants were expected to stand at least five foot seven,
Speaker 2: but no taller than six feet. The production company that
Speaker 2: feeled applications said this week that the height restrictions will
Speaker 2: be enforestering rehearsals. This is a paid temporary position with
Speaker 2: a critical mission. You'll be part of the core team
Speaker 2: responsible for the on field assembly and disassembly of the
Speaker 2: halftime show stage. So that's interesting. I don't know how
Speaker 2: tall Bad Bunny is, if that's what it has to
Speaker 2: do with it. He must not be like super tall
Speaker 2: and doesn't want anyone like towering over him.
Speaker 1: But even.
Speaker 2: To six feet is what you had to be in
Speaker 2: order to be part of the crew this year.
Speaker 3: So I know a lot of us probably don't know
Speaker 3: who Becca Tobin is. She was on Glee back in
Speaker 3: the day. But she does have something to say about
Speaker 3: the whole Hillary Duff Ashley Tisdale mon trauma. So she's
Speaker 3: weighing in on that toxic mom group thing. She says
Speaker 3: that there's no loser in this group to me, except
Speaker 3: for Hillary Duff's husband. She thinks, I think, she says,
Speaker 3: I think it is so gross when husbands jump in
Speaker 3: and get petty, especially since Ashley did not name names.
Speaker 3: If Ashley had come out and said Hillary was the
Speaker 3: said person being a mean girl, I would understand the
Speaker 3: husband coming to her defense. But I'm really rubbed the
Speaker 3: wrong way when a man inserts himself like this and
Speaker 3: it's solely to get him attention and to rile up others. Dang, okay,
Speaker 3: I mean it does once you look at it back
Speaker 3: like back at or once you look back at it
Speaker 3: like he didn't actually have to say anything because she
Speaker 3: didn't name names, right, that is true, So you just
Speaker 3: like assume that it's about Hillary because he made it
Speaker 3: about Hillary.
Speaker 1: Interesting, what a jerk?
Speaker 4: Whoa Dave? People are texting saying, somebody said, stick with it, Dave,
Speaker 4: about you show runaway so it's really good. But then
Speaker 4: somebody else said run away is confusing.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, yeah, I don't know. It's just one of the
Speaker 1: somebody says, trust me, it gets better. You have to
Speaker 1: pay attention. All of these people are important. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Carmen started watching It's called His and Hers. It's number
Speaker 4: one on Netflix right now. It's about there's a murder
Speaker 4: in a town. I guess it's a small town and
Speaker 4: the lead detective, but the lead anchor like the news anchor.
Speaker 4: They're exes, and they both think it's different, like, oh,
Speaker 4: I think this person did it. I think this person
Speaker 4: did it. It's a limited eight episode series, so it's
Speaker 4: not going to take me a long watch, but I've
Speaker 4: heard that it's good.
Speaker 1: Is there a show that was so good that you
Speaker 1: would be willing to go back and watch all seasons
Speaker 1: of it? I would say Ozark probably, although there's a
Speaker 1: big twist at the end that is kind of like
Speaker 1: huh okay, but it's still really good. But definitely, Breaking
Speaker 1: Bad is probably my on my rewatch list. Do you
Speaker 1: not just go back and rewatch entire series?
Speaker 4: Ever? Never?
Speaker 2: Really, I'm doing it right now. I'm watching The Vampire Diary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love you really, Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm always like through at least one watch through of
Speaker 3: the Marvelous Missus Masel, which is a very mean kind
Speaker 3: of vests.
Speaker 1: It is for you, Carson, I know, and my son Chase,
Speaker 1: they both watch Breaking Bad at least three times all
Speaker 1: the way through. Yeah, and it's like I've started to watch,
Speaker 1: like maybe you got four or five episodes into It's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I got other things to do. Yeah, I see the
Speaker 1: Office is always like a watch three. You could watch
Speaker 1: that a million Okay, true.
Speaker 4: I think I I watched orgs of The New Black
Speaker 4: at least three times, and I've watched Jane the Virgin twice.
Speaker 4: Jane the version such a particular show, but it's so
Speaker 4: well written.
Speaker 1: It all right. That is the dirt on KD w B.
Speaker 1: I think we have wild tickets for you coming up.
Speaker 1: We do within probably a short time. Let's just put
Speaker 1: it there, and right now we're doing something completely different.
Speaker 1: One of our favorite games on the show. It is
Speaker 1: called name that Tune and here we go. Today's theme
Speaker 1: is vont Leak.
Speaker 4: This doesn't seem fair, my favorite theme.
Speaker 1: It's actually very fair. All of these songs were released
Speaker 1: the year vont was born, so that would mean it
Speaker 1: honors vont Leak. But it's possible that Bailey has the advantage.
Speaker 1: I do remember that time, because you do remember that time,
Speaker 1: and he does not. Let's get started, are you ready,
Speaker 1: Bailey versus Vaunting? Here we go? Thank you, good luck.
Speaker 1: You just made me. Remember nobody likes this band. You
Speaker 1: just made me. Remember nobody likes this band.
Speaker 4: And bail you're bidding first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember the clue and remember the theme. These songs
Speaker 1: all came out in two thousand and one.
Speaker 6: Okay, jeez, Louise, I'm gonna say I could name that
Speaker 6: tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4: I also guess too, so Bailey, go ahead and name
Speaker 4: that tune. Never made it as wise man?
Speaker 1: That is, well, I know it's we encourage you yell
Speaker 1: the answer at your radio or in your car band.
Speaker 3: I think it's called this is how You remind me?
Speaker 4: Yes Nil.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not a huge fan of Nickelback,
Speaker 1: but I like Nickelback. I'm not one of those people
Speaker 1: that are Nickelback shocks because they don't suck.
Speaker 4: No, they don't.
Speaker 1: That's an objectively good song. Absolutely. Okay, next one you
Speaker 1: are going to bid first, Vaunt. The theme is vont Leak.
Speaker 1: All these songs came out in Vaunt's birth year of
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. Just a tiny little dribble of
Speaker 1: a celestial sphere. Bailey's got it.
Speaker 4: Smiling. Can you read the clue one more time out?
Speaker 1: I sure will. Just a tiny little dribble of a
Speaker 1: celestial sphere.
Speaker 4: I'm funny use context clues. I think I can name
Speaker 4: that tune in two seconds, though, Well.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, but I can name that tune in
Speaker 3: one second.
Speaker 5: Well, damn Bailey named that tune. M h two thousand
Speaker 5: and one is a really good year for music. That
Speaker 5: my friend is Drops of Jupiter. Yes, okay, I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: I haven't known a song yet.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not a nickelback person, and I did not
Speaker 4: know that one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's such a good song. I believe you'll
Speaker 1: know this one. The theme is vont Leek's birth year,
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. The clue is Seriously, I'm like,
Speaker 1: so sincere Bailey bids first? Hmmm, seriously, I'm like, so, sincere.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can name that tune in three seconds.
Speaker 4: I think I can name that tune in two sons.
Speaker 1: Name that two.
Speaker 4: Wow something like that. Oh Lord, time you read the
Speaker 4: clue one more time.
Speaker 1: Sure, seriously, I'm like, so, sincere.
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know it. I don't know the name.
Speaker 1: I know the song, Bailey.
Speaker 3: I don't know the name, but I get the point anyway.
Speaker 4: Okay, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Called I'm Real?
Speaker 1: It's called I'm Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, play that.
Speaker 2: First part of the song. Because people were confused for
Speaker 2: the longest time that they're spelling out jah Rul's name. Okay,
Speaker 2: so listen, are you l e oh?
Speaker 1: Are you early?
Speaker 2: That's what people think, but it's her spelling out rule.
Speaker 1: He says, what's my name?
Speaker 2: And then she was are you okay?
Speaker 1: Moving on?
Speaker 4: How are you doing? Somebody texted and said, the easiest
Speaker 4: game for any millennial, So I hope it's easy for you.
Speaker 1: This is a millennial game for sure, because all these
Speaker 1: songs came out in Vaughan's birth year two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to round four. Vont bids first, is
Speaker 1: this a currently popular TV show?
Speaker 4: Or is it a hit song? Okay, really popular?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and one? Is this a currently popular TV show?
Speaker 1: Or is it a hit song?
Speaker 4: Hold on, okay, I'm gonna go out in the limb,
Speaker 4: I low key. Do you think I got it? I
Speaker 4: think I can name that tune in one second?
Speaker 1: All right, Von, name that tune?
Speaker 4: Geez floor? What the hell time? What is this? David?
Speaker 1: For me?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 1: That is a mystery?
Speaker 4: Justice for is what? That's not?
Speaker 1: You said? One second?
Speaker 4: But what was that?
Speaker 3: That's the beginning of the song in one singular second.
Speaker 3: That's how that's the game works.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can you play a little bit more of the song.
Speaker 4: That's not how this works? Okay, whatever, you know, why not?
Speaker 1: Why not? Whatever? Right now? That's Survivors.
Speaker 2: Want to play every single one of these songs.
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's do it, seriously, it's so good.
Speaker 4: What I wanted to guess, I was gonna say scrubs
Speaker 4: the show, but the song I would have been thinking
Speaker 4: of his no scrub TC And I don't know what
Speaker 4: that came out?
Speaker 6: Song?
Speaker 1: Is that or what show? Is that? The theme song
Speaker 1: for Survivor?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I see, I see the title is Survivor. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: not the theme song for survit right. Hey, we're halfway through,
Speaker 1: and let's move on, Billy bitch first. Here's your clue.
Speaker 1: These songs all came out in Vond's birth year of
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. The central equilibrium nestled with distant
Speaker 1: between two opposing at distant Horizonsay one more time, sure,
Speaker 1: the central equilibrium nestled equidistant between two opposing distant horizons.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, my synonym brain is like going a million
Speaker 3: miles an hour here, Well, I can find out.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna say I can name that tune in
Speaker 6: three seconds.
Speaker 4: I guess four because I haven't gotten one point. So
Speaker 4: Bailey named that tune.
Speaker 6: Okay, I can't believe that came out in two thousand
Speaker 6: and one.
Speaker 3: That's bonkers. That's Dave's favorite song, The Middle.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love the message in that song. It's like,
Speaker 1: everything will be just fine. You're only in the middle.
Speaker 1: Everything will be just fine. You're in the middle of
Speaker 1: the ride, right. I love the message in that song.
Speaker 1: We didn't even paying any attention to it, that's all.
Speaker 1: I just loved it.
Speaker 4: Give me one second, alright, just make sure my mic
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And I'm not even on the board.
Speaker 1: Okay, next one, this is vance turn. Here we go.
Speaker 1: A famous sister wants you know you got a nice parcel.
Speaker 1: She'd like to hop on board. Hello, a famous sister
Speaker 1: wants you to know you got a nice parcel, and
Speaker 1: she'd like to hop on board.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I can aim that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 1: I else said two seconds. Spons So who ahead a
Speaker 1: name that too?
Speaker 4: This is so bad.
Speaker 1: This is a hard year for you. You were born,
Speaker 1: but you didn't know these when they were new.
Speaker 4: This is so bad. But I should at least know them.
Speaker 4: Somebody texted it was like, wait, vaants born in oh
Speaker 4: one and doesn't know some song. I'm questioning his validity
Speaker 4: of DJ in sales. I can't even I can't even
Speaker 4: try to take a guess Bailey.
Speaker 3: I know, well, I get the point anyway, but I
Speaker 3: know it's Janet Jackson, but I don't know the name
Speaker 3: of the song.
Speaker 1: For you, for you. Okay, a couple of more rounds here,
Speaker 1: and let's see how we do Bailey bits first, And
Speaker 1: this clue is a perfect song for War of the
Speaker 1: Roses named after a cartoon character. A perfect song for
Speaker 1: War of the Roses named after a cartoon character.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say I can name that tune in
Speaker 3: three seconds.
Speaker 4: I need points, so I'm gonna guess two. All right,
Speaker 4: bought name that too, Thank the Lord, Shaggy, it wasn't me.
Speaker 4: Counter on the board.
Speaker 1: What's the score? One to five? Okay, last one. You
Speaker 1: get to bed first on this one, Good luck?
Speaker 4: Alright.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is one awful case of shingles. Like
Speaker 1: that is not good. You should see a doctor about that.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is one awful case of shingles Like
Speaker 1: that is not good. You should see a doctor about that.
Speaker 4: I think I can name that tune in two seconds?
Speaker 3: All right, I said three, So name that tune.
Speaker 5: I'll just give myself the point knows thisn't it.
Speaker 1: Is not burn?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, so Usher, could I get a second guess?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 4: Please? It's uh, you got it you got it bad?
Speaker 4: There you go, you got you got it, you got
Speaker 4: it bad?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: All right? That wraps it up. The final score is
Speaker 1: I have five and vont has two. I might have six.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Okay, that was a great song.
Speaker 3: Six So someone did Texan saying, did Dave just go
Speaker 3: through the now CD from two thousand and one?
Speaker 1: But now that's what you call gosh the first one.
Speaker 1: These were some great songs, probably the best game we played.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to choose, Bailey. You get the choice
Speaker 1: of which song you want to hear. How you remind me?
Speaker 1: Nickel back drops of Jupiter Train, I'm Real, j Lo Survivor,
Speaker 1: Destiny's Child, The Middle, Jimmy Eat World All for You,
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson, it Wasn't Me, Shaggy or you Got It
Speaker 1: Bad by Usher.
Speaker 3: There are so many really good ones, so many good ones.
Speaker 3: At first, I would say Nickel back but I don't
Speaker 3: want to make anyone mad, so I'm gonna say Survivor
Speaker 3: by Destiny's Child.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd say Drops of Jupiter. I'm so sorry, buddy.
Speaker 1: Do you like that one too? All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Here is the winner's song on Name That Tune on
Speaker 1: kd WB, and that will wrap up Name That Tune
Speaker 1: on kd w B, which we now do twice a
Speaker 1: week because we love it so much. But if you
Speaker 1: don't love it that much, then let us know, we'll
Speaker 1: back down a little bit. It's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: you like I don't you find a restaurant you like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep going over and over and over, and then somebody
Speaker 1: is like, you know, can we go somewhere? Differend is
Speaker 1: novelty exactly, so let me know, because it's really all
Speaker 1: about you. One thing that I never get tired of
Speaker 1: the daily Bailey. I'm kd w B. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true, Dave tired about it every day? All right?
Speaker 3: These are some the best breakup lines said in real life.
Speaker 3: If you have any good ones, please text us in
Speaker 3: five three nine two one. I got this off of
Speaker 3: the New York Times. Yeah, very very fancy. Okay, some
Speaker 3: best breakup line said in real life. I know it
Speaker 3: sounds selfish, but your family just doesn't have enough money. Whoa,
Speaker 3: oh wow right wild I can't imagine anyone saying that
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to go sow my wild wheat. What
Speaker 1: is forgetting all about oats? Yep, forgetting all about oats
Speaker 1: wild wheat. Okay, here's nothing.
Speaker 3: The problem with us is that we both need a wife.
Speaker 1: We both.
Speaker 4: Ante.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're breaking up with me over the toilet seat.
Speaker 3: It's always been more about more about more than that.
Speaker 3: It's always been about more than that. But yes, sorry,
Speaker 3: you're breaking up with me over the toilet seat. It's
Speaker 3: always been about more than that. But yes, over the
Speaker 3: toilet seat. I think he peede on it.
Speaker 1: I told the girl one time, I said, we're too different,
Speaker 1: which mantimes seeing somebody else. Oh no, that's awful, We're
Speaker 1: too different. I don't think this is going to work out.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how you can support the beef industry
Speaker 3: and believe in God at the same time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, I think Jesus ate meat. I
Speaker 1: know you ate fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've had a life before me. And you'll have
Speaker 3: a life after me. Oh that one is scathing a singer. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 3: your success is humiliating to me.
Speaker 1: We would say that.
Speaker 2: Someone who can't handle like someone being better than them.
Speaker 3: You deserve to find someone who likes Taylor Swift as
Speaker 3: much as you do.
Speaker 1: Well, that's funny. That's a funny way. That's funny. So
Speaker 1: I have one from my own life.
Speaker 3: I want you to think about yours from your own
Speaker 3: life again if you have one.
Speaker 1: Texted in five three nine two one.
Speaker 3: And these are what worst breaking yeah the or the
Speaker 3: best worst best breakup lines said in real life. Okay,
Speaker 3: I had a boy break up with me after two months.
Speaker 3: He had like slowly been ghosting me, and I don't
Speaker 3: let boys ghost me. No, I will call you out
Speaker 3: and be like, Hi, why are you being dumb? And
Speaker 3: he said, he was like, I'm just too much of
Speaker 3: a quandary for you and you just don't understand me quandry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is this your actual story? This is my actual story?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so he like went to like.
Speaker 3: A storytelling competition and he got like second place and
Speaker 3: had ghosted me in like three days that he took
Speaker 3: this competition. So then I guess he decided that he
Speaker 3: was far too much of a quandary for me. I
Speaker 3: just didn't understand him like I should.
Speaker 1: Sounds like your typical theater person. He wasn't. He was
Speaker 1: just a insurance a lot. Yeah, he was a lot.
Speaker 1: He was a lot. Font do you have any Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was with this girl in high school for I
Speaker 4: don't know, because I was just a high school kid,
Speaker 4: horny kid, and she would never like get close with me,
Speaker 4: like I never met her family whatever. Her and I
Speaker 4: broke up, and the next guy she got with almost immediately,
Speaker 4: she literally texted me she was like, it's so crazy.
Speaker 4: You never you never felt like I was close with
Speaker 4: you because it was easy for me to bring him
Speaker 4: to my sister's baby shower. And I was like, oh
Speaker 4: oh oh, Like it was just so easy for you
Speaker 4: to get close with this dude, but screw me. I guess,
Speaker 4: oh dang. At that time, it just hurt my little soul.
Speaker 3: This text says, you gave me less than a bread
Speaker 3: crumb of brain stimulation, no less than a particle.
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's witers. You ever want to break up with
Speaker 1: somebody because they're just boring They're just boring. No conversation,
Speaker 1: no interests, They're just boring. And it's like, man, do
Speaker 1: you do did you do anything you I don't?
Speaker 3: Right, I did.
Speaker 1: It's so strange. Okay, Oh gosh, this is fus so.
Speaker 1: These are a lot breakup lines. Some of the best
Speaker 1: worst breakup lines.
Speaker 3: This text says after dating for almost four years, he said,
Speaker 3: I will always love you like a sister.
Speaker 4: M m m sister. That's worse than friend zoning, right.
Speaker 3: This says when I was sixteen and a sophomore in
Speaker 3: high school, my boyfriend told me that we're just going
Speaker 3: in different directions. I want to know which directions because
Speaker 3: you're essentially in the same one for the next two.
Speaker 1: Years pretty much.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Ah, okay, some of these are a little
Speaker 3: bit too spicy. Oh. As a single mom and after
Speaker 3: dating for nine months, he said, I don't want to
Speaker 3: raise a kid that isn't mine.
Speaker 2: Oh what, Oh my god, I gotta read this. One
Speaker 2: boyfriend of two months broke up with me because he
Speaker 2: found my sister on Tinder and she's more his type.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: This one says I had an I had this ex
Speaker 3: that was just awful. He showed up to my job
Speaker 3: after I broke up with him and was pleading with
Speaker 3: me to be with him. He said that I would
Speaker 3: never find anyone like him again, So I started hollering
Speaker 3: back at him.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the whole point? I don't want to find
Speaker 1: anybody like you. I don't like you. That's funny.
Speaker 3: Someone said I don't want to be the sole benefactor
Speaker 3: in this relationship.
Speaker 1: What does that mean, like the only one contributing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, benefactor? Oh okay.
Speaker 3: Someone said I had someone tell me they would not
Speaker 3: date because of the way I dressed. This was in
Speaker 3: my young twenties. I don't think I was Abercrompie enough.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're just too target.
Speaker 3: Oh. This was my first serious boyfriend in high school.
Speaker 3: Broke up with me our senior year by saying, what
Speaker 3: did you think we'd last through college?
Speaker 1: Hmmm?
Speaker 4: Some people are just brutal.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know right, this is bonkersn why'd you gotta
Speaker 1: make an excuse? It's like, I don't want to date
Speaker 1: you anymore? But sometimes you just don't want to, you know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you think you're being honest, like, well, honestly, he's
Speaker 1: your best policy and then you say something too.
Speaker 3: But yeah, this one says I broke up with someone
Speaker 3: because they walked too slow. I wonder if they said
Speaker 3: that though, would they say that to you? Okay, this
Speaker 3: is the last one I'll read. After dating for a
Speaker 3: few months, met the parents and everything. He said, I
Speaker 3: don't know how you thought I had feelings for you.
Speaker 3: I thought we were just friends. What girl she met
Speaker 3: your parents?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you. Those are some of the best break
Speaker 1: up Bailey, that was a good one. Wild tickets for
Speaker 1: Are you coming up in a little bit on Katie
Speaker 1: w Now I'm not going to pick on anybody, but
Speaker 1: if your parents spelled your name wrong, I want to
Speaker 1: hear your story. And this came from a woman who
Speaker 1: I know. Her name is Maya, but her mom and
Speaker 1: dad spelled it m a ja. Now I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that that's spelled wrong, because I think in Spanish that
Speaker 1: would probably be the correct way to say it. But
Speaker 1: in her entire life she's gotten maja up, Maga is
Speaker 1: maja here? Yeah, she goes to Cariboo, Maga maja. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when there's a substitute teacher, Maga maga and it's like
Speaker 1: it's mya yeah. My daughter, Beth, her middle name is
Speaker 1: Danielle M. Her mother spelled it wrong, d a n
Speaker 1: y a L Donnielle, don dan yall, dan yeall, And
Speaker 1: I told her, I said, you spelled her name wrong.
Speaker 1: It's not d A n y a L, it's e
Speaker 1: L her example. Her answer was, well, that's how I
Speaker 1: spell it. That's always there, one of the reasons we
Speaker 1: could not be together. So did your parents spell your
Speaker 1: name wrong or did they spell it funny? And every
Speaker 1: time you meet somebody they mispronounced it. Maybe your name
Speaker 1: is Faye and mom and dad spelled it f h
Speaker 1: IgG fay. Oh that's pretty, But now people don't have
Speaker 1: to say it. So if your mom or dad spelled
Speaker 1: your name wrong, I'd love to hear from you. Send
Speaker 1: me a text at katible to be one or better yet,
Speaker 1: call so you can spell your name and we'll try
Speaker 1: to guess what you said how to say it. Call
Speaker 1: me if your mom and dad spelled your name wrong
Speaker 1: on KATWB