Speaker 1: Tube and the iHeartRadio app. It's one on one point three.
Speaker 2: Kd w B Wingstop. Can I get your thoughts on Wingstop?
Speaker 2: Because we decided to indulge a little bit on Saturday
Speaker 2: night we got Wingstop because we never get Wingstop and
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, it's a wingstop. I thought it was Mid.
Speaker 1: Oh I told you this maybe a week and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was okay, it it was wings but it
Speaker 2: was Mid.
Speaker 3: They just built one near me and Alissa's house and
Speaker 3: she was like, oh, we should get and I was
Speaker 3: like no, you know, I'm the wing enthusiast, but I
Speaker 3: if I'm advising against it, don't do it. It's just
Speaker 3: I had it once and it was not memorable enough
Speaker 3: for me to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree, Yeah, okay, I'm back to Buffalo
Speaker 2: Wild Wings or maybe I don't know your local neighborhood
Speaker 2: wing place.
Speaker 1: What's the one you get Bailey Seerums, Well, Cereums is
Speaker 1: the one that's in a nooka and they're like famous
Speaker 1: for their wings. But me and my mom, like I
Speaker 1: grew up on Befo Brady's wings in andover, but that's
Speaker 1: just like a literal neighborhood bar. Yeah that they just
Speaker 1: have really good wings. So and they made them exact
Speaker 1: way that I wanted them to. And I'm so finicky
Speaker 1: with wings. If they're not made the exact way I
Speaker 1: want them, I don't want them.
Speaker 2: They're still but they're still waking.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to slimy.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. They can make them so
Speaker 2: many different ways. Best wings in town are the taking
Speaker 2: wings over at ikes over a minute, taka takaways. Oh,
Speaker 2: they're so good. Yeah, it is Monday, it's Katie W. B. Bailey.
Speaker 2: Where'd you go on your data over the weekend?
Speaker 1: Well, I went on two dates over the weekend, So
Speaker 1: here's a time.
Speaker 2: And you don't know, Bailey is perpetually single, dateless, whatever.
Speaker 2: She's been in love a couple of times. They were gay,
Speaker 2: but she thought that she could change them because you know,
Speaker 2: she likes the gay guys so much. I know you
Speaker 2: like the gay ones, but a lot of the time
Speaker 2: they don't like you the same way you might like them.
Speaker 2: But you found a guy who likes girls.
Speaker 1: Yes, as far as I know at this point, he
Speaker 1: does like girls. And yeah, I met him on hinge
Speaker 1: last week. I went on three first dates, like from
Speaker 1: Hinge first, Hinge, I love that for you, and this
Speaker 1: one was the one that like stuck. So he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love to see you again. When are you available?
Speaker 1: And I looked at my planner I was like never.
Speaker 1: But I So I have this like kind of side
Speaker 1: gig thing that I do where I go and I
Speaker 1: evaluate high school musicals all around the state and then
Speaker 1: I say like, here's what's good about your show, et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera. And so I had two of those this
Speaker 1: weekend and I technically get two tickets to those shows.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know, if you want to do something,
Speaker 1: you can come with me to my Friday night show,
Speaker 1: and if you want, you could come to Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, let's go to Friday and then you
Speaker 1: can tell me if I'm a good enough audience like companion,
Speaker 1: and then if I am, then I'll come with you
Speaker 1: on Saturday as well. And so he came with me
Speaker 1: both Friday and Saturday. We got beer beforehand for both.
Speaker 1: We went like to a brewery that was like nearby
Speaker 1: for both days, got a beer and then went to
Speaker 1: the show. And he I don't know if he's ever
Speaker 1: seen theater in his life, so already I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, she cares like, wow, he's going to this
Speaker 1: thing that I like. And he was like enraptured by
Speaker 1: this high school theater production on Fridays. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he was like thrilled to be there, I guess. So
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny and cute. And he dressed
Speaker 1: up both times, which I also thought was cute because
Speaker 1: I barely dressed up both times as it's high school theater.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought it was it was fun. I
Speaker 1: think going forward, I would like to see him again,
Speaker 1: but I don't want it to be where we are
Speaker 1: on like a set schedule, because that's kind of what
Speaker 1: threw a wrench into it both Friday and Saturday is
Speaker 1: that we were at these like breweries for like a
Speaker 1: half an hour to like quick drink a beer, have
Speaker 1: quick conversation, and then we sat in a theater for
Speaker 1: in the dark for like two hours and then could
Speaker 1: talk for like fifteen minutes in intermission. And that's kind
Speaker 1: of it. So I don't really like get to hang
Speaker 1: out much at all. But I was telling my coworker
Speaker 1: on Saturday at the debate tournament that I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my third day tonight. And he's like, oh, third date.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. I was like, what, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you do, Like,
Speaker 1: that's the date that you can touch butts? Is the
Speaker 1: third date?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was like okay, oh yeah, And I thought
Speaker 1: that I've never.
Speaker 4: Heard that before in general. I haven't either. I d yeah,
Speaker 4: that's kind of the third the rule of threes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, said it was like universal knowledge. It is kind
Speaker 1: of your universal knowledge. Yeah, but I did not. We
Speaker 1: did not touch butts. We were at a high high
Speaker 1: school parking lot. Uh with under fluorescence. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: It means nothing. I was in a high school parking
Speaker 1: lot under fluorescence. You were in a car, I'm not, No,
Speaker 1: my car is tiny. I have a coop, I have
Speaker 1: a two door.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we did not touch butts. But I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that was a thing. Well.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get too personal or anything, but
Speaker 2: I mean, are there plans do you think it might
Speaker 2: be in the future to touch butts some down there?
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't written it in my planner. Okay,
Speaker 1: you haven't put touch butts. A couple of thoughts here.
Speaker 1: I write that as somebody who's been to town a
Speaker 1: time or two. Yeah, I'm going to give you a
Speaker 1: couple of things here, Okay, a couple of too many times.
Speaker 1: It's lovely that he goes and does what you want
Speaker 1: to do. Right now, it's your turn to go and
Speaker 1: do something he wants to do. And that's what I
Speaker 1: said I would like. I said, I would love to
Speaker 1: come do something that you want to do, because he's
Speaker 1: been very agreeable by saying like, yes, I'll go to
Speaker 1: these things with you. Love that about this guy, right
Speaker 1: which is super nice because I will show that my
Speaker 1: last boyfriend. And if I was like, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want to go do this thing, he'd be like I
Speaker 1: don't rona And then if I made him, he'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't like it here. So it was nice that
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I'll totally come with you to
Speaker 1: those two weird, very niche things that you do.
Speaker 2: What does he want to do?
Speaker 1: I know, Well, he likes sports. He's just like a
Speaker 1: regular dude. So if you can imagine like going to
Speaker 1: do trivia on a Tuesday night and then you see
Speaker 1: a table full of dudes who are all like kind
Speaker 1: of business, casual, all playing trivia. He's like one of
Speaker 1: those that's.
Speaker 2: Perfect for you. Yeah that's great. Yeah, so go and
Speaker 2: meet his friends.
Speaker 1: That would be cool. I love meeting people's friends.
Speaker 2: Your problem is, and I'm not trying to like give
Speaker 2: you too many instructions here, sir, you're not clearing your
Speaker 2: calendar for this person.
Speaker 1: But I already have a full ca My calendar was.
Speaker 2: What do you got that you can't go to? What
Speaker 2: is tonight?
Speaker 1: Tonight? I have improv practice?
Speaker 2: Give it? How many people skip improv practice? Tons of people?
Speaker 2: What's tomorrow? What's tomorrow?
Speaker 1: I'm seeing Wicked?
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't really skip that, but you have tickets?
Speaker 2: It's is it like a professional production?
Speaker 1: No, well, it's the it's the screening for the movies.
Speaker 2: You want to go see that one? Okay? Good.
Speaker 1: Wednesday I have choir practice.
Speaker 2: Give out on choir practice. The last two they don't
Speaker 2: miss you.
Speaker 1: You can't sing that well anyway, And I'm not going
Speaker 1: next week either because I'll be in Graceland.
Speaker 2: They won't miss you.
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe that one and then Thursday night I
Speaker 1: have another one of these evaluations. Potentially, do you have
Speaker 1: to go do you have to go to this. I
Speaker 1: have to. It is technically a job, okay. And then
Speaker 1: Friday night I'm in the fashion fest like a runway.
Speaker 2: Should go to that one. Yeah, I have to go
Speaker 2: to that one.
Speaker 1: Saturday night, well, Saturday night my my sister's like niece
Speaker 1: kind where my niece sort of is coming into town.
Speaker 1: And then so I'm gonna hang out with like an
Speaker 1: eighteen year old girl all weekend.
Speaker 2: Can you make the day? Can you make the sister's
Speaker 2: niece whatever daytime data then go out.
Speaker 1: With she's like staying with me. So I can't. But
Speaker 1: next Monday, I have the evening is open. Technically I
Speaker 1: could go to improv, but I could not.
Speaker 2: Also go don't go to improv tonight. Take him out,
Speaker 2: go do something, watch have him come over and watch
Speaker 2: Monday night football.
Speaker 1: I'd have to clean my whole house.
Speaker 2: You should clean your house anyway.
Speaker 1: You didn't put that walker together yet, No.
Speaker 4: I had walk walking Walker.
Speaker 3: I'm just glad because Bailey, you are always the type
Speaker 3: if you go on a date and you just you'll
Speaker 3: find something you don't like.
Speaker 1: Like in this case, right, I.
Speaker 3: Know you like this guy because if he keeps going
Speaker 3: to all your improv things, but you didn't like him.
Speaker 3: You to be like, hey, he doesn't have any of
Speaker 3: his own interest. He keeps following me around. But no,
Speaker 3: the perspective, the lens you're putting on with it is
Speaker 3: he enjoys coming to do things with me and actually
Speaker 3: enjoys them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the vaunt sidebar you and me. This
Speaker 2: is the most positive I've ever heard of me about
Speaker 2: it about a guy that she stayed.
Speaker 1: In your life. And some of did textsan saying is
Speaker 1: he very nice? Or is it a flag? Why are
Speaker 1: you wide open for high school plays on a weekend?
Speaker 2: Just saying a little bit weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it doesn't have a lot going on.
Speaker 2: The rule of three. I think that you know what
Speaker 2: I've read that it's more and more common and acceptable
Speaker 2: and not expected necessarily at all. But to hook up
Speaker 2: on a first date is very common now on.
Speaker 1: A f first date.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah. People are like, you know what, if I
Speaker 2: like you and I feel comfortable and I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, like I want to, then yeah, people do
Speaker 2: it all the time. I don't know about all the time,
Speaker 2: but it's not uncommon. Yeah, third date is kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he might as well be married by your third date.
Speaker 1: Well that's what my friend. My friend who had the
Speaker 1: Netflix and Chill date was her third date where she
Speaker 1: took her top off and he was like, I just
Speaker 1: want and.
Speaker 2: So she takes her top off and she's ready to,
Speaker 2: you know, do whatever. And then he said, what over,
Speaker 2: what do you say?
Speaker 1: I just like your personality or something like that. I
Speaker 1: want to like your she's.
Speaker 2: With her top off, ready to do something. Third date
Speaker 2: and the guy's like, I don't like you that way.
Speaker 1: I mean the last time I went on a third date.
Speaker 1: He texted me later being like, I just want to
Speaker 1: be friends, so so much for that. Anyway, we'll see how.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I am not single. This was like a
Speaker 1: lot of work.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Someone else texted and saying kind of sounds like Bailey's
Speaker 1: too busy to date. If you can't make time, it's
Speaker 1: not fair the guy, I wasn't planning on like having
Speaker 1: a love interrust this month.
Speaker 2: You got to clear your schedule a little bit.
Speaker 1: I cleared my schedule enough to go on three first dates.
Speaker 2: You're right last week and it worked out. You're very
Speaker 2: happy about that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet I did my best all.
Speaker 2: Right date Number four coming up. We have a pool
Speaker 2: around the office.
Speaker 1: With the boinking going on. Oh god, all.
Speaker 2: Right, we'll be back in the second on KT would
Speaker 2: be wild tickets coming up in his second we're gonna
Speaker 2: get you a chance to go to the wild game,
Speaker 2: and we'll do that coming up next on KD DOUBLE.
Speaker 2: We've got wild tickets right now six k will be
Speaker 2: Let me see who they're playing here. Hold on, I
Speaker 2: wrote it down Wild or playing Carolina Wednesday. It's Wednesday
Speaker 2: at the g Spot. Tickets are on sale now. You
Speaker 2: can win your pair right now on KD WB. Here's
Speaker 2: the way we're gonna play. You don't have to know
Speaker 2: anything about hockey or anything like that. You don't have
Speaker 2: to define icing or what the blue line is for.
Speaker 2: Bailey's gonna define what is the blue line for in hockey?
Speaker 2: The blue line, the blue line? What's the blue line?
Speaker 1: Okay? If you cross the blue line? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it's whacked with.
Speaker 2: The room, yes, okay. Bond is here to describe all.
Speaker 2: He's on the phone getting contestant. Yeah, define icing if
Speaker 2: you will.
Speaker 1: Icing against icing is when you go on like a
Speaker 1: girl's trip weekend and you open up a cupboard and
Speaker 1: there's a swird off ice in there, and you have
Speaker 1: to get down on bended knee and chug it.
Speaker 2: Okay, getting iced? All right? Close enough? So right, So
Speaker 2: the way we're gonna do this instead is you're gonna
Speaker 2: tell us two things and we get to guess which
Speaker 2: weighs more. So you get one, right, and that's all
Speaker 2: there is to it. Okay, so fifty to fifty chants.
Speaker 2: Let's do a sample.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dave, you're gonna find out or tell me hockey puck?
Speaker 1: Which one weighs more? One hockey puck or a cell phone?
Speaker 2: Oh? A cell phone?
Speaker 1: Clearly you think so?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where you're wrong, Dave. Really, one hockey puck
Speaker 1: weighs more than a cell phone. This hockey puck is
Speaker 1: six ounces and a cell phone is about four ounces.
Speaker 2: No kidding, Yeah, isn't that? You never knew that one?
Speaker 2: Give me one more?
Speaker 1: Give me okay, all right, Dave, which one weighs more?
Speaker 1: Four hundred hockey pucks?
Speaker 4: Or Dave Ryan, oh man, now I'm about one eighty two.
Speaker 2: Shoo what four hundred hockey pucks?
Speaker 1: You said? Yeah, you're doing math right now.
Speaker 2: I says, since it's some adazing game. I'm gonna say, Dave,
Speaker 2: Ryan weighs more than four hundred hockey pucks.
Speaker 1: You are corry one hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 2: I love that. Okay, we have a real live contestant
Speaker 2: on the phone right now. Say good morning to Ryan.
Speaker 1: Hi Ryan, Hi, Good morning, Good morning Ryan.
Speaker 2: What do you have to do this way this morning?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm at work, but I'm sitting in my car
Speaker 5: just excited to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: You know we're excited to talk to you. Ryan. How
Speaker 2: was your weekend? Did you have a nice fall weekend?
Speaker 5: My weekend was fabulous.
Speaker 2: Tell me tell me a highlight if you will.
Speaker 5: Let's see. I went and helped my son yesterday get
Speaker 5: some stuff winter Rise for his house. It's always exciting
Speaker 5: when parents can help their kids out.
Speaker 2: Yes, you feel good. They still they still need you
Speaker 2: that Yeah, they.
Speaker 5: Still need us even though he's twenty three years old.
Speaker 1: Fabulous. I love that he will forever and I love.
Speaker 6: That he will.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I did a little Christmas shopping already.
Speaker 2: Look at you. Uh, you know what I want for Christmas?
Speaker 2: I want the Wow Cube. If you heard of the
Speaker 2: wou Cube.
Speaker 5: Brian, Yeah, I'll buy it and send it to you, please,
Speaker 5: please do.
Speaker 2: It's about three hundred dollars, So thank you very much.
Speaker 2: All right, here you go, Here you go. Ryan, You're
Speaker 2: gonna have two things. You tell me which ways more.
Speaker 2: We're pulling for you because you're a likable guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ryan, thank you? Which one weighs more? One thousand
Speaker 1: hockey pucks or a newborn elephant?
Speaker 5: Ooh, I'm gonna say a new or an elephant that
Speaker 5: is coreer.
Speaker 2: What's the weights on that one?
Speaker 1: You know, new porn elephant weighs like five hundred pounds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thousand pucks is four hundred pounds?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey, Ryan, good job you got you got plans on
Speaker 2: Wednesday night. You're going to the g Spot to see
Speaker 2: the Wild play Carolina.
Speaker 5: Well, Howard exciting. I've got a buddy of mine that
Speaker 5: is an avid Wild fan, and I hope he's able
Speaker 5: to go along.
Speaker 1: Fag.
Speaker 2: I love that, Ryan. This is a good day for you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 5: God, you guys have made my day. I listen to
Speaker 5: you every day and I have ever since I've been
Speaker 5: in middle school.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You heard a lot of stuff you shouldn't
Speaker 2: have heard back in middle school. Didn't you, Ryan.
Speaker 5: Well, it's funny because when I was riding the school bus,
Speaker 5: War of the Roses was one of those things where
Speaker 5: Steve Cochran and Lee Volswick were the ones that were
Speaker 5: doing it way back then.
Speaker 1: Wow, different times, that's been crazy.
Speaker 2: Good job Steve Cochran and Lee volswig. Wow, how do
Speaker 2: may they rest in peace? No, they're both still kicking
Speaker 2: their fire. All right, it's Katie. You're being more wild.
Speaker 2: Tickets maybe a little bit later on. We're always trying
Speaker 2: to get some of those for you. But right now,
Speaker 2: vaunt stirs the pot. What do you got today?
Speaker 1: I saw the ugliest dog this weekend. No, yes, it
Speaker 1: was a Pekanese. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: If you got a Pekanese your dog, it's not getting
Speaker 3: picked for the for the National dog competition. No, Pikanese
Speaker 3: look like they face got hit with a frying pan.
Speaker 3: Are you thinking of a instead? Puns are ugly too.
Speaker 3: Puz looked like they had an allergic reaction to themselves.
Speaker 3: You know where their faces look? Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: think Pekaneses are cute.
Speaker 1: They're kind of like a little like a skittering little
Speaker 1: Look at that. What is it called? What do you
Speaker 1: put your feet up on when you're an Ottoman, they
Speaker 1: look like a skittering looking ottoman. What's up with the
Speaker 1: hair on the Pekinese? It's what's up with your hair? Okay?
Speaker 1: Why do you give them a break?
Speaker 2: Those are ugly looking dogs?
Speaker 1: No, dogs aren't ugly.
Speaker 3: And it's so funny because the small dogs, like, I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know how the biggest the Pekanese can get,
Speaker 3: but the small dogs are always the most vicious ones.
Speaker 3: They'll start like barking and getting all vicious, like sitting down.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's science. I feel like that's just accurate in general.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, like the chihuahuas are a deadly creature. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say I love all dogs, but there's certain
Speaker 2: breeds that I don't love as much. And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: agree with you on this one. Pekinese. No, I don't
Speaker 2: have time for your Pekinese. I don't have time for
Speaker 2: your pug.
Speaker 1: See I disagree about like. So, I don't think there
Speaker 1: are ugly dogs, but there are dogs that I would
Speaker 1: prefer to pet. Like if I'm if I'm out on
Speaker 1: a walk and I walk by some kind of terrier,
Speaker 1: I know what your fur taste like. Not taste like
Speaker 1: your fur feels like and I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 1: So but if you're a golden retriever, I'm gonna stop
Speaker 1: a bull terror that's another one. Ugly.
Speaker 3: Their faces are like so they're not fat. I don't
Speaker 3: want to explain it. Look about bulltarr like the Frankenstein dog. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they just look weird to me.
Speaker 1: That's not their fault.
Speaker 2: It's not their fault. I love all little creatures, all
Speaker 2: of God's little creatures. Just serve a little scratch and
Speaker 2: a little treat and a warm bed and fresh water.
Speaker 2: But I just I prefer there's certain dog breeds that
Speaker 2: I just don't have time for.
Speaker 1: And you love a doodle, dave, I do love dood
Speaker 1: are not ugly, hairless.
Speaker 2: Their dad is an ugly dog.
Speaker 1: They look like they got the facial There's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be a bunch of pekingese out in the parking
Speaker 2: lot holding up signs there would like, you know, cancel vaunt,
Speaker 2: so all.
Speaker 1: The dog's gonna be vicious. Someone text and saying you're
Speaker 1: off your rocker. You don't know anything about dogs that breed. Literally,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: I will tell you pug owners love their dogs. I
Speaker 2: know a couple of pug owners and they're like, they're
Speaker 2: the cutest little thing. I'm like, yeah, it looked like
Speaker 2: I got smashed in the face with a skillet.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, my sister has a puggle
Speaker 1: and that I think those are pretty ugly because it's
Speaker 1: a pug and a beagle, So you miss out on
Speaker 1: all of the like cuteness of a pug having a
Speaker 1: smushed in face, and you just get the ugly parts
Speaker 1: of both dogs.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: We gotta be careful. People are very passionate out their dogs,
Speaker 2: and somebody will take this way too seriously and demand
Speaker 2: that we all three get fired for being puggist.
Speaker 3: As somebody who grew up as the ugly person in
Speaker 3: the friend group, I'm allowed to talk about ugly part.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you. At the Dave Ryan Show one
Speaker 2: on one point three kd WB, we the Vikings lost
Speaker 2: on the last second field goal by the Bears yesterday.
Speaker 2: The Lions lost to Philadelphia last night. It was kind
Speaker 2: of a slow, boring game and there was one really
Speaker 2: interesting part where I missed it. I was looking away
Speaker 2: from the TV, but one of the Lions got a
Speaker 2: touchdown they really needed a touchdown, and so one of
Speaker 2: the Lions players celebrated excessively by climbing up the goalpost.
Speaker 2: Now this is what my wife said. I didn't see it,
Speaker 2: but excessive celebration resulted in a penalty where they had
Speaker 2: to kick the field goal instead of a chip shot
Speaker 2: from the ten yard line. It was like fifteen yards
Speaker 2: back or something. It was really windy in the stadium
Speaker 2: last night, and they blew it. Speaking a tough game.
Speaker 1: How can it be windy in the stadium when.
Speaker 2: It's not an indoor stadium.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this isn't the Viking station.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking. You weren't paying attention. The Lions were
Speaker 2: playing in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: I see, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Gophers, poor Gophers. Got I just love the Gophers, but
Speaker 2: they played number eight Oregon, and I think that I
Speaker 2: don't know the Gophers. They lost like forty two to thirteen.
Speaker 2: So oh no, I know. It was just ugly.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: The Oregon Ducks is the cutest.
Speaker 2: It is a cute mask.
Speaker 1: Got yeah, speaking of football, on Thanksgiving Day, we have
Speaker 1: all of our halftime performances set, so it'll be Jack White,
Speaker 1: Lil John, and Post Malone. Which is pretty exciting. So
Speaker 1: Jack Jack White got the Detroit Lions Green Bay Packers game,
Speaker 1: Post Malone is doing the Dallas Cowboys Kansas City Chiefs game,
Speaker 1: and LITL John has the Baltimore Ravens Cincinnati Bengals game,
Speaker 1: all on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Okay, very cool, kind of good news. Speaking of Thanksgiving, May,
Speaker 2: if you're traveling now, remember Thanksgiving is next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The faa IS announced yesterday that it will end its
Speaker 2: emergency directive requiring reductions in flights, effective today at six
Speaker 2: a m. So the cuts reached about six percent. They
Speaker 2: were put in place during the hole shutdown because they
Speaker 2: didn't have enough air traffic controllers. So they said they've
Speaker 2: reviewed all the data and basically everything looks good. They're
Speaker 2: going to get back to normal. It's going to take
Speaker 2: a couple of days for them to catch up, I think,
Speaker 2: but by next Thanksgiving it's just gonna be the same
Speaker 2: old chaos that you expect every years, nothing worse than
Speaker 2: what it usually is. You're flying to nash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're flying. That's that's why I'm thankful, because we're
Speaker 1: flying from here to Memphis, from Memphis to Orlando, and
Speaker 1: then from Orlando back here. All like over that Thanksgiving week,
Speaker 1: and so I was stressed out of your mama, be
Speaker 1: my mama. We're going to Graceland in the Disney World.
Speaker 2: I think it's so cool You're going to Graceland.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I know you're you're a big Elvis person, baile as
Speaker 2: a giant Elvis head, face of Elvis tattooed on your
Speaker 2: on your leg, on your wear, on your leg.
Speaker 1: It's on my lower leg. Okay, gosh, I'll show you sometimes.
Speaker 2: That's all right, okay. And in other news, today is
Speaker 2: National Homemade Bread Day today.
Speaker 1: Have you ever made homie bread? I have.
Speaker 2: I found the best recipe for bread that you twist
Speaker 2: into a twist and and then it's so good. But
Speaker 2: I put it in the pages of a cookbook. It
Speaker 2: was printed out. I printed it out, I stuck it
Speaker 2: between the pages of a cookbook. For the last ten years,
Speaker 2: I cannot find this recipe. I have no idea where
Speaker 2: it is, but I might make bread later ship it.
Speaker 1: Back in the day when I worked at Mill City Museum,
Speaker 1: we would make bread every day in Artisan Bread in
Speaker 1: five Minutes a day cookbook, which was really great, delicious Bread.
Speaker 2: Tonight's show, they and the Wicked cast did a song
Speaker 2: about Wicked for Good. Here is a little clip from
Speaker 2: the tonight show.
Speaker 3: Alphabet and Glinda Too back again for something new, Time
Speaker 3: to meet the entire crew.
Speaker 1: Want to stop? No after you fast fear.
Speaker 7: That's mine name.
Speaker 1: He's a prince and always game. Then that's funny.
Speaker 2: That be me?
Speaker 1: Hey, bestie, love you. Queen Madam Marvel, guess I'm next.
Speaker 1: She's in charge of quite complex fuck a mesa. Hello, dear,
Speaker 1: I can't keep up. Oh dear, it's the Wizard.
Speaker 4: I'm that dude.
Speaker 1: More like fraud okay. And so that's kind of a
Speaker 1: it's a play on the what they had the last time.
Speaker 1: They did kind of like back and forth between Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande and Cynthia Arrivo and it went kind of viral,
Speaker 1: and so that one is like the second time around.
Speaker 1: And apparently this week on the Tonight Show they're going
Speaker 1: to have a lot of different people from the cast
Speaker 1: of Wicked for Good because that movie comes out on Thursday.
Speaker 1: So I think today is Cynthia Rivo, Tomorrow is Ariana Grande, uh,
Speaker 1: and then Wednesday, Michelle Yoh is on it. It's pretty
Speaker 1: much the entire cast of Wicked.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, good note. Speaking of movies this weekend, the
Speaker 2: big movies were Now You See Me, Now You Don't,
Speaker 2: The Running Man number two, Predator bad Lands at three,
Speaker 2: Regretting You at number four, and Black Phone two at
Speaker 2: number five. We finished watching Black Rabbit over the weekend.
Speaker 2: It was I, it was Ian is I Yeah? And
Speaker 2: then we started watching twenty eight years later and it's good.
Speaker 1: Yea yeah.
Speaker 2: We're about a quarter of the way through something like that.
Speaker 1: I finished watching Nobody Wants This, which Jenny would get
Speaker 1: because it's a Kristen Bell and Adam Brody. It's definitely
Speaker 1: more of a girly show. Dave, you would not care
Speaker 1: for it, But that's on Netflix and I like it.
Speaker 2: It's cute, right, fair enough. That's the dirt, brought to
Speaker 2: you by sixty one two Injured Heimer and Lammers in
Speaker 2: Jewry Law. We got somebody on the phone here who
Speaker 2: has a little piece of advice. It's Aubrey, and I
Speaker 2: got your email, but I wanted to get you on
Speaker 2: the radio, Aubrey, so you could talk about this one.
Speaker 2: And you're gonna give us just like a little, a
Speaker 2: little PSA A little bit of advice to not do something. Hi, Aubrey,
Speaker 2: quick the phone. Oh yeah, we gotta push your button there.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Aubrey. You're on
Speaker 2: the radio right now. Tell us what you wanted to
Speaker 2: advise us against doing.
Speaker 7: Right. So, I heard you do War of the Roses
Speaker 7: last week where the woman went through her man's jacket
Speaker 7: pocket and found the receipt.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right for that. And I remember
Speaker 2: we asked her, We said, why do you go through
Speaker 2: his pocket? She's like, because that's what I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you did.
Speaker 2: That's that's what she does. So you heard that, and
Speaker 2: then you thought of us because something happened to you
Speaker 2: this weekend. What happened?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, So I am here for my PSA to
Speaker 7: tell everyone, don't snoop. I found out the hard way.
Speaker 2: What'd you find out?
Speaker 7: Yeah, my boyfriend was out of town until last night.
Speaker 7: He came in from MSP and rushed into the bathroom because,
Speaker 7: you know, really had to go. And I was just
Speaker 7: going through his carry on just to help him out,
Speaker 7: and I found an engagement rank.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, now you can't feel bad.
Speaker 2: Now here's the important question. It was for you. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: clearly not somebody. Okay, So an engagement resource in the
Speaker 2: box and it's all ready to go, a new, shiny,
Speaker 2: beautiful engagement ring. What I mean, we know what that means?
Speaker 2: Tell me the story?
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, like of like of how we met?
Speaker 2: Well no, but I mean now, so what do you
Speaker 2: do then? Do you put it back and pretend you
Speaker 2: don't know because now you know he's gonna propose to you?
Speaker 1: Or did you say something?
Speaker 7: Or no, I'm I am not saying anything. I am
Speaker 7: pretending that it didn't happen at all. But you know,
Speaker 7: now now that I know I have to, I'm like overthinking.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh my gosh, okay, now I to act surprised.
Speaker 5: What do I look like.
Speaker 7: When I'm surprised? And I all of the sauce are
Speaker 7: going on in my head?
Speaker 1: Oh man, Especially if you're not used to like acting,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, do.
Speaker 2: You know where it's going to take place? Do you
Speaker 2: think you do? You have a plan? Does he have
Speaker 2: a plan?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 7: I have a feeling that it's this coming weekend because
Speaker 7: we're going to Split Rock Lighthouse and that's where we
Speaker 7: went on our first weekend.
Speaker 1: Vacation.
Speaker 2: Oh no, so they're in the shadow of Split Rock Lighthouse.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be He's gonna be all nervous and you
Speaker 2: can be fumbling around in his pocket, pat in his
Speaker 2: pocket to make sure it's there. And then he's going
Speaker 2: to turn to you and go, hey, Aubrey, and then
Speaker 2: he's gonna get down on one knee and you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to have your you know what you need to do? Practice? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's practice. You need to get in front of the
Speaker 2: bathroom mirror. And when he does that, first thing that
Speaker 2: you have to do is you have to put both
Speaker 2: hands up to your mouth and.
Speaker 1: Go like that.
Speaker 2: Can you go ahead? Practice with one hand. I know
Speaker 2: you're holding the on the phone. Go ahead and give
Speaker 2: me a practice shot there, will you?
Speaker 7: Okay, yell, let me practice.
Speaker 4: Okay, looks great, good, Okay, Now leave that?
Speaker 2: How long do you leave that? And you gotta flitter
Speaker 2: your fingers at your mouth when they bring them up.
Speaker 1: And you have to deny it. You have to be like, no, stop, that's.
Speaker 2: A good kidding. You're kidding, okay, and then he'll be
Speaker 2: like he'll probably say something because I think a lot
Speaker 2: of the time it's like I loved you, and I
Speaker 2: knew you were the one from the first time I
Speaker 2: met you. I don't care where I go when I'm
Speaker 2: with you, we always have a great time. And then
Speaker 2: you're gonna sit there and you go but you nod
Speaker 2: or not okay, nod and start to cry. Okay, good, Okay.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll have to and then once he actually holds
Speaker 1: your hand, you have to jump at least once what
Speaker 1: like a hop?
Speaker 2: Like a okay, maybe a little bit too.
Speaker 1: No, you're over selling it.
Speaker 2: Tell me more.
Speaker 3: I don't think just hop or whatever. I think the crying,
Speaker 3: the hands of the face is all cool.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I would just be pissed if I was this guy.
Speaker 3: I want my girlfriend Alyssa to know nothing. Well, of
Speaker 3: course nothing, but he doesn't. Whatever he doesn't know is
Speaker 3: not gonna hurt him. But what if he does know?
Speaker 3: What if he knows her so well that whenever she
Speaker 3: does this, what like the fluttering of the hands, he's
Speaker 3: just really I.
Speaker 2: Think, I think you gotta not oversell it. But listen,
Speaker 2: here's the thing. He's gonna be so nervous. He has
Speaker 2: no idea that you know, He's just gonna be so excited.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be so because when it comes down to it,
Speaker 2: you might know it's gonna happen, but you're still gonna
Speaker 2: be so excited. If you just missed us that she
Speaker 2: was going through her boyfriend's carry on last night? Was
Speaker 2: it last night?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, found an engagement ring in a box. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: guess it was from wedding day diamonds. But you don't
Speaker 2: have to say so. Now she's like, you're going to
Speaker 2: split rock this weekend. You already know that he's going
Speaker 2: to propose this weekend. We're just trying to figure out
Speaker 2: how to make her look authentic when she gets the proposal,
Speaker 2: yes and overdo it?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell him?
Speaker 3: Maybe after the not not like right after it happens,
Speaker 3: but in a couple of months, like I knew.
Speaker 2: Is there anybody listening who thinks she should tell him?
Speaker 2: Is there anybody listening who thinks that she should tell
Speaker 2: him eventually? I think that maybe a year down the road,
Speaker 2: on your first anniversary. I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I would never.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're right now that I think about it,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Say anything, sved somebody did say, at least now she
Speaker 1: can make sure that she looks cute for the pictures.
Speaker 1: So just like, get up a little bit earlier. You're
Speaker 1: sure you look amazing.
Speaker 2: You don't look like Kenny on South Park with your
Speaker 2: face all up in a in a in a hoodie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so exactly, all right, Well, good luck, thanks for sharing,
Speaker 4: and the listen is especially you guys this time of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 2: Don't snoop. You can't snoop this time of the year.
Speaker 1: This time of year, Christmas, for Christmas Present, that's when
Speaker 1: people get engaged. Just for Holliday. It was the best
Speaker 1: time to snoop.
Speaker 3: When you were a kid, you would try to go
Speaker 3: into the Christmas tree and unwrap your presence slowly. Oh no,
Speaker 3: oh no, but then you mess up the tape and
Speaker 3: so your mom would find out.
Speaker 2: Let me call my Hey, Aubrey, thanks for calling. I
Speaker 2: appreciate you, and good luck and congratulations.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 2: Let me call my daughter Beth really quick because she
Speaker 2: has a story about snooping.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I get a hold of Christmas present.
Speaker 2: Let me I want to have her tell the story.
Speaker 2: She's at work, so she might not be able to answer, like.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what that's her?
Speaker 2: Hello? What your daddy. Hey, good one, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2: We're on the radio right now, and I want you
Speaker 2: to tell the story about how you learned when you
Speaker 2: were a little girl with your siblings not to snoop
Speaker 2: for Christmas presents.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, my sister and I would be the
Speaker 8: last ones in the house and we would walk down
Speaker 8: to the bus stop when it was time. And as
Speaker 8: you know, as we got older, we figured that we
Speaker 8: could open up.
Speaker 1: One little corner of the.
Speaker 8: Present and just kind of peek in there a little
Speaker 8: bit and then see what it was and then tape
Speaker 8: it backed up and then and leave and go to school.
Speaker 8: And we figured Christmas morning we would you know, still
Speaker 8: have all these amazing presents that show up after, you know,
Speaker 8: because because Santa Claus comes sure. And yeah, so when
Speaker 8: we had Christmas Morning and we open up all of
Speaker 8: our presents, we were super bummed because we already knew
Speaker 8: what we were getting and we were like, we are never
Speaker 8: doing this again.
Speaker 2: And it ruined the whole thing. So you were like
Speaker 2: ten years old and then you found out that was
Speaker 2: really cool to find out. Oh I'm getting of this,
Speaker 2: I'm getting to that. But on Christmas morning, there was
Speaker 2: no joy of the surprise.
Speaker 1: Yep, exactly right. It was all ruined.
Speaker 2: So remember that, Bailey, I will remember that.
Speaker 1: I swear no peak.
Speaker 2: How are you, Beth, I'm good. How about you let
Speaker 2: me ask you a question. We did this on the
Speaker 2: radio last week. Okay, So I'm gonna put you on
Speaker 2: the spot. We're gonna give you a would you rather?
Speaker 2: Would you rather for one year? For one year, you
Speaker 2: have to either every social thing you do is with
Speaker 2: me your dad, that's one option. Or you can go
Speaker 2: out with anybody you want for a year, anytime you want.
Speaker 2: But every time you poop it hurts so bad you scream.
Speaker 2: So now you have to choose. Would you rather have
Speaker 2: it hurt so bad when you poop that you scream,
Speaker 2: or the only social engagement would be with me for
Speaker 2: one year.
Speaker 8: I mean, I totally hang out with you for a
Speaker 8: whole year, but I think you get sick, sick of
Speaker 8: hanging out with me for the year.
Speaker 2: Never never, All right, love you best. I might change
Speaker 2: your mind, though, Yeah, love you too. Bye.
Speaker 1: Dave chooses to scream while he poops. I just switch it.
Speaker 1: I did get some text messages.
Speaker 2: Tell me about the engagement ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are saying Hey, there's a silver lining. Now
Speaker 1: she can get a cute manicure. Some are saying tell
Speaker 1: him later on happened to me and I told him
Speaker 1: like a month later. See that's what's worrying me. There's
Speaker 1: a bunch of text messages.
Speaker 3: One of them says, uh, I found my ring before
Speaker 3: you propose, I'll take it to my grave. Another I
Speaker 3: tried to call her, but she didn't want to be
Speaker 3: on the radio. She said that she told him after
Speaker 3: the fact, I'd pray whenever that day comes for me
Speaker 3: to propose to or leading up to it, whenever I
Speaker 3: get a ring that she has no clue. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be so devastated. If I I wouldn't find out. But
Speaker 3: if she knows, or she's seen the ring somewhere, And.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are saying, my husband still thinks
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I did, and I really never
Speaker 1: told him he won't know. You know, they are too
Speaker 1: nervous to pay attention.
Speaker 2: I think you're absolutely right. He's gonna be so focused
Speaker 2: on doing it right and remembering what he wants to
Speaker 2: say and not dropping the ring, he's never gonna notice.
Speaker 2: So take you say, take it to the grave.
Speaker 1: Take it to the I would take it to the grave,
Speaker 1: but also fell let's find a better hiding spot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your carry on it's on top and it's in a
Speaker 1: blue came about.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he went somewhere, maybe bought it from,
Speaker 2: like a friend who was a jeweler in another town
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe. I mean, she was trying to be helpful and
Speaker 1: help him unpacked, So I don't think it's her fault
Speaker 1: and she shouldn't feel bad for it, in my humble opinion.
Speaker 2: Okay, what would you do? Let's do this one of
Speaker 2: the biggest songs out there before we do the Daily Bailey.
Speaker 2: It's Billie Eilish on kateb. We were talking to a
Speaker 2: woman named Aubry a little while ago. We're all getting
Speaker 2: to chuckle out of this one. So her boyfriend comes
Speaker 2: home last night from a trip and she I guess
Speaker 2: he had to run in the bathroom to go poop
Speaker 2: really quick, so she had some time to go through
Speaker 2: his carry on bag and she's like, you know, under
Speaker 2: the guise of helping him out, like, oh, let's unpack whatever.
Speaker 1: I think that's what her plan was, just to help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sees in there a box with an engagement
Speaker 2: ring in and she's like, oh my gosh, this makes sense.
Speaker 2: We're going to Split Rock Lighthouse this weekend. That's a
Speaker 2: very special place to us. He is going to propose,
Speaker 2: and now I know about it. So she puts it
Speaker 2: back in pretend she doesn't see it, and now she's like,
Speaker 2: what do I do. Well, we were giving her little
Speaker 2: tips on how to act surprised and whether she should
Speaker 2: ever tell him. So apparently they're not the only person
Speaker 2: who's ever discovered the engagement ring and knew about it
Speaker 2: well in advance. Marina, is that your name? Yeah, hello, Marina,
Speaker 2: tell me your story.
Speaker 6: H Okay. Well, I was on my way up north
Speaker 6: with my now husband, and he was driving, and I
Speaker 6: was using his phone to text like a mutual friend,
Speaker 6: and I creeped a little bit on the text question
Speaker 6: and I saw he had sent a picture of a
Speaker 6: ring to his friend.
Speaker 1: No a panic.
Speaker 6: Clicked out of it really quickly and just like played
Speaker 6: it cool, and then we ended up getting engaged that weekend.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you were waiting the whole weekend Marina for
Speaker 2: him to be like, Okay, it's gonna be here. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be at Betty's pies. It's yeah, surprised.
Speaker 6: I was still surprised, like the way he did it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he didn't ruin it completely, Okay, go ahead,
Speaker 1: does he know?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, okay, and.
Speaker 1: So will he ever know? Are you going to take
Speaker 1: it to your grave?
Speaker 6: I'll think I'll take it to the grove.
Speaker 1: I think you have to because he.
Speaker 6: Was so excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's such a big moment for anybody, male or
Speaker 2: female who's proposing. It is such a big moment.
Speaker 3: And from my perspective as a person posing, if I
Speaker 3: found out eventually, I think.
Speaker 1: I'd just be upset. Yeah, Like I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, dang, so you lied to me, or so you
Speaker 3: just faked like oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: But it's such like that too, of like.
Speaker 1: Right, I just think it's such like a benign lie.
Speaker 1: It's not like they're doing it out of malice, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh, crap, oh crap, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, thank you, Marina. I appreciate that. I get
Speaker 2: the idea that there's a lot of women who know
Speaker 2: they either because he lets on, he says something, or
Speaker 2: it's a little bit too obvious. But it's still pretty exciting.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think even if you know that he
Speaker 2: or she is going to propose, when they do it,
Speaker 2: it's still it's a big life events.
Speaker 1: And saying what if six months go by and he
Speaker 1: still doesn't propose, then then I'd be like, why did
Speaker 1: I see this ring in here? Unless you know, maybe
Speaker 1: he was just you know, at the right place at
Speaker 1: the right time and he's like, I'm gonna buy it.
Speaker 1: But then has I wonder if that out?
Speaker 2: And I'll bet somebody's listening Bailey who found the ring
Speaker 2: and he never proposed, maybe because he wanted to break up,
Speaker 2: or maybe that ring was for someone else. Hey, I
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Speaker 1: We are in a holiday week. Did you know it
Speaker 1: is currently Honda Days, Baby Happy Days, which honestly I've
Speaker 1: never been or celebrated Honda Days, but I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are deals on cars and like special decor at the
Speaker 1: dealership something like that. So my question today is what
Speaker 1: would be included in your quote unquote days? So if
Speaker 1: there were a Dave Ryan days or days, what would
Speaker 1: be included in your days? But it has to like imagine,
Speaker 1: you know, you have a dealership for like Dave Ryan things,
Speaker 1: that's where your days are happening. So it's not just
Speaker 1: like a like a town wide celebration. It's very specive.
Speaker 1: Me your example, okay, my example for Bailey Days I
Speaker 1: would have probably a collection of all of my like
Speaker 1: wackiest outfits, accompanied with a quirky essay backstory, kind of
Speaker 1: like a useum exhibit that you could wander around and read,
Speaker 1: and then a lot of balloons, employees walking around with
Speaker 1: bite size or dirves, lots of different collections options there,
Speaker 1: and then you would get deals on cat adoption, half
Speaker 1: price cats for sale at my Bailey Days.
Speaker 2: Where does it take place in a hotel ballroom or
Speaker 2: what you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like kind of that sort of space or like
Speaker 1: a car dealership kind of place, you know, somewhere that
Speaker 1: there's a big sign outside that says Dave Ryan Days.
Speaker 2: You know, okay, this is a weird one.
Speaker 4: Well it's Honda Days one. Use your imagination, Dave Ryan Days.
Speaker 4: So we're going to rent out a buffalo wild wings.
Speaker 4: Oh great, And when you go in there, you know
Speaker 4: there's wings everywhere, just stacks, yeah, stacks of wings and
Speaker 4: different flavors of wings. There are people strolling magicians that
Speaker 4: are doing card tricks and ring tricks and rubber band
Speaker 4: tricks things like that.
Speaker 1: That sounds right.
Speaker 2: And there's a ukulele band plane yes, yeah, And it's
Speaker 2: fun and frivolous we're giving away free samples of my
Speaker 2: book Little Dave's Amazing Day, right, which is a huge
Speaker 2: book for Christmas time. You want to order it is
Speaker 2: on Amazon, Little Dave's Amazing Day.
Speaker 1: That sounds really fun. Actually I would have a great
Speaker 1: time than Thank you very much. What is that vont
Speaker 1: leak days. I'm trying to figure it all out.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it takes place at Sneaker con which is
Speaker 3: like a big sneaker convention, but there's other things to
Speaker 3: do than buy sneakers. They have on one side of
Speaker 3: the convention room or whatever. Stand up show okay, but
Speaker 3: it's like actual stand up comedians like Kevin Hart. We
Speaker 3: got Kevin Hart for the show. I don't know where
Speaker 3: the budget came from. We book Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1: Actually, good people. There is a buffet of pork chops
Speaker 1: and chocolate cake.
Speaker 3: You can chop and chocolate cake, my favorite combination. There's
Speaker 3: live music happening on the other side, so that way
Speaker 3: it doesn't interfere with Kevin Hart performing. But I love
Speaker 3: me some live music. And then you can get a
Speaker 3: full body massage. Wow, because everybody needs a little rubbed down.
Speaker 1: These sounds like such a lovely time, So.
Speaker 2: Your challenge is what would your days be like? So
Speaker 2: if you are, I don't know, cassan and from Oak
Speaker 2: Park Heights, Yeah, what would your day be?
Speaker 1: What's involved in Cassandra days? What do we think would
Speaker 1: be in a Jenny Lutenberger Lutenberger day, Jenny Lutenberger days,
Speaker 1: Lulu lemons for sale. Probably they'd have those on deals
Speaker 1: like tights or something.
Speaker 2: I think she'd have hiking and camping equipment mark way down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, mark way way down. And then maybe like
Speaker 1: decor for your camper van that she has, like displays
Speaker 1: camper van displays. That sounds kind of like a Jenny thing.
Speaker 2: What would the food choices be?
Speaker 1: Uh? I honestly, I see Jenny eat one thing every
Speaker 1: day and that's Catalina crunch in yogurt. So that's it.
Speaker 2: That's all there is to eat. God, her days are lame.
Speaker 2: That sounds terrible. K D devil Udd. It is Monday morning.
Speaker 2: I hope everything's going well for you. We have The
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Speaker 2: of people don't realize that we do another show and
Speaker 2: it's called The Minnesota Goodbye and it's an after the
Speaker 2: show podcast where we spend about fifteen to twenty minutes
Speaker 2: or show basically, but whatever we want to talk about.
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Speaker 1: The show, just like the after the show podcast. If
Speaker 1: you like the show, you would like this podcast as well.
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Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: It is day?
Speaker 2: I never knew that. So what was not on your
Speaker 2: Bingo card this weekend? Think about it for a second.
Speaker 2: What was not on your Bingo card this weekend? Did
Speaker 2: you have to go to the emergency room? Did you
Speaker 2: have to take your kid in because they fell down
Speaker 2: the stairs and broke their collarbone? Did you get served
Speaker 2: with divorce papers this weekend? Oh gosh, did you win
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars playing pull tabs? What was not on
Speaker 2: your bingo card this weekend? This is a weird one,
Speaker 2: but Bailey had something happened to church. It was definitely
Speaker 2: not on your bingo car.
Speaker 1: We had a really like, kind of creepy moment out
Speaker 1: church yesterday. So we're sitting watching in church. My pastor's
Speaker 1: doing the little sermon, and then this guy walks in
Speaker 1: from like a front door, a door that you would
Speaker 1: normally not walk in through, and he sits in the
Speaker 1: front pew and then he keeps standing up, sitting down
Speaker 1: to take off like his gloves, put him in his pockets,
Speaker 1: take off his hat, put it in his pocket. He
Speaker 1: had his hood up, so he put his hood down,
Speaker 1: and he just keeps getting up and down and up
Speaker 1: and down. And then he's sitting there and we're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that was kind of weird, but whatever. He just wants
Speaker 1: to come to church and he was late, I guess.
Speaker 1: But then he gets up and he sits in a
Speaker 1: chair that's up on the altar, like facing the entire congregation,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 2: Nobody goes weird. Nobody goes up there.
Speaker 1: He's sitting by like the can wow, yes, very weird.
Speaker 2: Why is there a chair up there?
Speaker 1: I because, well, the pastor sits in it, like if
Speaker 1: somebody's singing.
Speaker 2: Oh he's in the pastor's chair now I see, okay, yep.
Speaker 1: So he's sitting up there, and the pastor like breaks
Speaker 1: from his sermon, goes over there and says like good morning,
Speaker 1: goes to shake his hand. The guy does not shake
Speaker 1: my pastor's hand and pretends he doesn't exist. It was
Speaker 1: such a weird like power play. And then after the
Speaker 1: sermon is over, obviously, like whole congregations like looking around
Speaker 1: like hello, and my Pastor's like making eye contact with
Speaker 1: people and then like pointing to this guy covertly being
Speaker 1: like hey, keep an eye on this guy. And then
Speaker 1: the sermon is over, he goes over to the guy
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, I'm going to have you sit
Speaker 1: in the pews instead. You don't usually sit here, like
Speaker 1: you're gonna go have to sit in the pews, and
Speaker 1: the guy wouldn't move. He's like I'm listening, I'm listening,
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't move. And that moment I was like
Speaker 1: Mama Randa, We're going downstairs, like I am not going
Speaker 1: to be here to see what happens. But then like
Speaker 1: people were filling in blanks for me later, and apparently
Speaker 1: he did stand up up and then face the big
Speaker 1: picture of Jesus we have in the front of the
Speaker 1: church to do the sign of the Cross and then
Speaker 1: hold his arms out like he was getting crucified. And
Speaker 1: he did that three different times before he actually left.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you never know what's gonna happen,
Speaker 1: because things happen at churches all the time.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm the wrong person to ask, but I would
Speaker 2: have tackled this, sob I'm sorry, because like you don't
Speaker 2: give anybody the chance to do anything crazy. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I would have had two big burly women
Speaker 2: come up, you know, not guys, because we want to
Speaker 2: hang back, you know, we want to be safe. Have
Speaker 2: two big burly women come up and like kind of
Speaker 2: like okay, you know what, you're coming with me, and
Speaker 2: then escort him out of the church.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And there were like the pastor was making eye
Speaker 1: contact with the big burly people at my church to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, keep an eye on this. I was
Speaker 1: shocked that more people weren't freaking out about it because
Speaker 1: it was just me and my mom and mostly just
Speaker 1: me freaking out about it. So that was not on
Speaker 1: my bingo list for this weekend. Was the creepy guy
Speaker 1: at church.
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Speaker 2: not on your Bingo card for this weekend? Somebody said,
Speaker 2: I went five one thousand dollars in an online casino.
Speaker 2: Another one, my car broke down on Friday night. It's
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