Speaker 1: On kat wd biceps.
Speaker 2: Its all, okay, you gotta get rid of that one,
Speaker 2: goo Why because it makes you It makes your head
Speaker 2: bigger than it really needs to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? All right? It is Christmas time and
Speaker 1: when it's Christmas time you start to hear jingles happy
Speaker 1: had today, that type of thing. And so there's one
Speaker 1: that has been in the Twin Cities area and around
Speaker 1: the regional area for many, many years. And I've never
Speaker 1: been able to understand the word in this jingle. Is
Speaker 1: it more Seasons greetings to you all? Or Ford Seasons
Speaker 1: Greetings to you all?
Speaker 3: I thought?
Speaker 1: Or is it warm Seasons greetings? Now, if you listen
Speaker 1: to it, you really can't tell. It sounds like more.
Speaker 1: But if you listen to it again, it says warm.
Speaker 4: Why would it say Ford Bailey because that's what they
Speaker 4: sell at minards. They sell things that how or like
Speaker 4: machinery and the machine and also listen to it Ford
Speaker 4: Forge Seasons Great.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just singing it out.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: It's warm or more? Now I my entire life, I've
Speaker 1: sang this and I thought more seasons greed, But why
Speaker 1: would they say more? I don't ever go to Jenny
Speaker 1: and say Hey, more seasons greetings to you, Jenny, more
Speaker 1: of a merry Christmas vauant. I might say have a
Speaker 1: warm I wouldn't, but if I were going to say
Speaker 1: one or the other, I'd say warm season greetings to you, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Other people say seasons greetings, so maybe they're like, we
Speaker 2: give you more seasons greetings from us.
Speaker 5: Personally, that's true. I'm like forward to me, I'm going
Speaker 5: poor seasons greeting are poor? Some seasons greeting? Yeah, wait,
Speaker 5: hold on, that is it now I'm convinced it's poor,
Speaker 5: poor seasons greetings or bored.
Speaker 3: It could be bored seasons greetings bored.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm gonna know on
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 6: But if it doesn't sound like warm, that's for sure
Speaker 6: it doesn't.
Speaker 3: There's too much happening in it.
Speaker 1: Well, did they say more? I mean it does. It
Speaker 1: sounds like more, But that's not a well written vash.
Speaker 4: There seems to be a hard d at the end,
Speaker 4: which is why I always thought it was for there's
Speaker 4: a hard d at the end, more seasons greetings more.
Speaker 1: It isn't a word.
Speaker 3: A hard d is at the end. There more seasons greetings.
Speaker 2: Jenny, lets the adults need to talk to you, and I, yeah,
Speaker 2: it sounds like more to me, it sounds like more.
Speaker 3: I'm not hearing for it at all.
Speaker 2: Bailey, what do you think somebody texted it that it's
Speaker 2: more because their logo is save more.
Speaker 1: I thought they're no, it's not money, it's saved big money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're wrong.
Speaker 4: Big seasons greetings, And it doesn't sound like big at all.
Speaker 1: I would say if you were no, not at all.
Speaker 1: If you work in minards, maybe you know, But then again,
Speaker 1: why would you This is a jingle singer that probably
Speaker 1: came out of Hartford, Connecticut, some jingle studio. They probably
Speaker 1: never even heard of Minards before. I'm just confused about
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I wonder if they made it kind of to the
Speaker 4: point where you couldn't really tell, so that.
Speaker 3: You would talk about it aspicuous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Like are they gonna they're trying to bamboozle us?
Speaker 3: Probably just so we talk about it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Somebody said they thought it was horror season screeting list.
Speaker 1: See if it is, Yep, it's horror.
Speaker 4: There's a hard at the end there they do, what's it?
Speaker 4: The end?
Speaker 7: Of that word again, Hardy, it's a mystery that will
Speaker 7: never be solved in four seasons, like the hotel four seasons.
Speaker 1: It's more yeah.
Speaker 3: Still, so.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's about ten twelve years ago. I was talking
Speaker 1: to my wife, Susan, and she didn't grow up going
Speaker 1: to church or vite vacation, Bible school or anything like that,
Speaker 1: so she doesn't really know the Christmas story. And so
Speaker 1: you know, if you went to a school or a
Speaker 1: church or whatever, you know the whole story of Bethlehem
Speaker 1: and how Mary and Joseph they had to go for
Speaker 1: a census and there was nowhere to stay, and then
Speaker 1: Jesus was born, and the three Wise Men and the
Speaker 1: gold and the Mrrh and all that stuff and away
Speaker 1: in a manger and all that. Now Susan doesn't know
Speaker 1: the true Christmas story. Now that boggled my mind because
Speaker 1: it was such a part of my childhood, Like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: this is what the Christmas story is. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: what do you think the Christmas story is? So years
Speaker 1: ago we recorded Susan with what she thought the Christmas
Speaker 1: story was, and here it is again.
Speaker 8: So here's the story of Christmas.
Speaker 3: There was a king here, the that he had.
Speaker 8: A big city named Bethlehem, and there were these two
Speaker 8: married couples. Are one married couple, Mary and God, and
Speaker 8: the King Oh was celebrating the city's big festival. And
Speaker 8: Mary and God found out that day at the celebration
Speaker 8: that she was pregnant.
Speaker 1: She wasn't too.
Speaker 8: Happy because she was really crabby, and God knew it too,
Speaker 8: But they went ahead and went to the big festival
Speaker 8: that the king was having.
Speaker 3: And that night they.
Speaker 8: Were done with the celebration, and they thought they had
Speaker 8: a room at a hotel, but there wasn't any. So
Speaker 8: they found this barn and people from the celebration. The
Speaker 8: three kings went to the barn too because they heard
Speaker 8: that Mary had this baby, and they brought gifts to
Speaker 8: the baby. Some of them brought a basket of fruit,
Speaker 8: a person brought a block of gold, and the third
Speaker 8: person brought a baby blanket with the name Jesus. That
Speaker 8: night she had her baby, and from that point forward,
Speaker 8: the king changed the celebration to Christmas, and everybody celebrated
Speaker 8: the birth of that baby from then on.
Speaker 1: I think she got it all right, But the baby
Speaker 1: blanket did not say Jesus, said jac Ah J. C. J.
Speaker 3: Embroidered on there.
Speaker 1: She really had no idea. Hey, going back to the
Speaker 1: jingle we played a minute ago, Elizabeth, you think it
Speaker 1: is what word? Because it's either four. No, it's either
Speaker 1: more or warm seasons greetings. Liz, what do you think?
Speaker 9: Yeah, my daughters and I are on the way to school,
Speaker 9: and we decided it's more because they talk about all
Speaker 9: the deals that they have going on for Christmas. Okay,
Speaker 9: they say like thirty percent off this and fifty percent
Speaker 9: off this, buy one, get one, and then they're like,
Speaker 9: more seasons greeting.
Speaker 1: Okay, we give you more.
Speaker 3: We do give you more at Christmas. They did, That's
Speaker 3: what they did.
Speaker 1: It's true, but it's debatable because they didn't just give
Speaker 1: you some seasons greetings and now we're going to give
Speaker 1: you more. See. So I don't know. I'm not convinced, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: but I appreciate you and your daughter. What's your daughter's name?
Speaker 9: Oh, there's two of them in here, Natalie and Mollie.
Speaker 1: Natalie and Mollie Mery Christmas.
Speaker 10: Oh, oh thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm all right. Here's somebody who thinks they're an authority
Speaker 1: because you used to work at minards. Hi, any, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure that qualifies you. But let's hear what your
Speaker 1: argument is. You think that you know what it is.
Speaker 1: So they used to have them on the screens at minards.
Speaker 9: Oh and they always had the close caption and it
Speaker 9: is warm season greetings to you all from nursery.
Speaker 1: Ain't that what I said? No, No, it is too
Speaker 1: It did not. I absolutely said warm season's greetings because
Speaker 1: it makes more sense that way. It's ford.
Speaker 8: Amy.
Speaker 1: You you absolutely gave yourself credibility, so we're gonna go
Speaker 1: with you final word, warm season's greetings.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Amy, absolutely, thank you, and more visited next year.
Speaker 3: It's a standard A side.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back on KADWB. We're doing a Christmas
Speaker 1: Wish live as it happens, coming up next on kd
Speaker 1: w B. By the way, the total yesterday, Jenny that
Speaker 1: we raised with the match with Christmas Wish was twelve.
Speaker 3: Thousand, well it was.
Speaker 6: What we raised was twelve thousand, six and twenty dollars
Speaker 6: match for the match.
Speaker 1: It's well over twenty five thousand with Treasure Island's match.
Speaker 1: So thanks to Treasure Island, thank you for your donations,
Speaker 1: and we'll spend some of that money net all right,
Speaker 1: We are on Dave Ryan T. I'm gonna bring in
Speaker 1: something tomorrow on Dave Ryan TV that I want to
Speaker 1: show you, and I want to tell you you you
Speaker 1: need to tell me whether I need to get rid
Speaker 1: of it or not. Because I bought this very expensive
Speaker 1: item when I was probably twenty two years old, and
Speaker 1: I saved up for it, and oh, I was so
Speaker 1: proud of it, and I don't really want to throw
Speaker 1: it away, but I tried to sell it on eBay
Speaker 1: and nobody wants it even though it's worth like four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Write it down, Jenny, Write that down Tomorrow
Speaker 1: at about this time. I'm going to show you this,
Speaker 1: this item on Dave Ryan.
Speaker 3: This is anti climactic, so help me.
Speaker 1: Oh Bailey, do you know me?
Speaker 6: I was gonna say it will be so.
Speaker 1: Every story I tell goes on too long, and when
Speaker 1: it's done, you go, that's the story.
Speaker 4: That is?
Speaker 1: How long have you known me?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I did last night? You
Speaker 1: want to hear a story really quick before Christmas? Wass
Speaker 1: now we're running out. I'll tell you later. I get
Speaker 1: a Chris Emily. You want to hear a story? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Emily is our Christmas wish person, and we
Speaker 1: got to get a little bit serious now, Emily, you've
Speaker 1: been listening to Katie Abb for a long time.
Speaker 3: Yes, definitely since you were a little kid.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, good grew up here in twinst Okay,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do a Christmas wish for a family
Speaker 1: that you know. How do you know this family?
Speaker 3: Yeah? This is my cousin, Kelly. Okay, it's a first cousin.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna call Kelly in a second and tell
Speaker 1: her about the Christmas wish. She has no idea this
Speaker 1: is about to happen.
Speaker 3: She has no clue.
Speaker 1: Okay, how did you get her to agree to answer
Speaker 1: the phone from a strange number?
Speaker 11: Her mom is over there right now to help with
Speaker 11: her kids, and they have pediatrician appointments later, so she
Speaker 11: just thinks her mom's coming over to help out.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha, all right, we have on the phone to
Speaker 1: deliver the wish. Our friend Brandon from college muscle movers.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Brandon, Good morning. Brandon gets up really early,
Speaker 1: has a couple of shots of espresso, and then he's
Speaker 1: on his way. Brandon, what part of town are you
Speaker 1: in this morning? I'm stillwater. Oh wow, Oh you did
Speaker 1: get up early today. Thanks for making that dry brand
Speaker 1: and we appreciate it. Shout out, big shout out to
Speaker 1: college muscle movers, because you know they not only move
Speaker 1: you across the state, across town, whatever, but they are
Speaker 1: helping out with Christmas wish and Brandon's doing this on
Speaker 1: his own time, on his own dime, and we appreciate you,
Speaker 1: Brandon so much for delivering all the wishes. So thank you, sir.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Okay, have a good day. Let's get into Christmas wish
Speaker 1: right now. We're gonna call the person your cousin, Kelly,
Speaker 1: and hopefully Kelly's going to answer the phone and we
Speaker 1: will find out all about your Christmas wish. Here on
Speaker 1: Katie WB. Brought to you by Treasure Island Resorting Casino.
Speaker 1: By the way, yesterday during match day we raised over
Speaker 1: twelve thousand dollars twelve thousand, twelve thousand, six hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty dollars yesterday matched by Treasure Island. Hello, good mon,
Speaker 1: I'm calling for Kelly. Please.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is hi Kelly.
Speaker 1: It's Everything's good. It's Dave Ryan over at Katie WB.
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 1: Surprise? Yeah, I understand. Everything's fine. I'm here with cousin,
Speaker 1: cousin Emily.
Speaker 3: Say hi, Emily, Hey, kel, it's em Oh Hi.
Speaker 1: You were not expecting this phone call? Were I take
Speaker 1: it right?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 10: I wasn't.
Speaker 12: No, you guys all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad to hear that you probably know about
Speaker 1: Christmas wish then. So we heard from your cousin Emily,
Speaker 1: who told us a little bit about your situation and
Speaker 1: the challenges that you've gone through in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: and we're here to grant her Christmas wish, and her
Speaker 1: wish is for you and your family to have a
Speaker 1: better Christmas and just kind of lighten the load and
Speaker 1: let you know that you're loved. She wrote us a
Speaker 1: very sweet email, and I'm going to have her read
Speaker 1: that for you now. Okay, okay, whenever you're ready, no crying.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Emily, whenever you're ready.
Speaker 11: Dear Dave, My cousin Kelly and her husband Nathan have
Speaker 11: had a difficult twenty twenty five. Beginning in the summer, Nathan,
Speaker 11: a marine veteran, went to the er numerous times because
Speaker 11: he was feeling unwell. He was admitted to the VA Hospital,
Speaker 11: where he stayed for many weeks for tests and biopsies,
Speaker 11: ultimately receiving a diagnosis of a secondary HLH. HLH is
Speaker 11: a severe systemic inflammatory syndrome that is fatal if not
Speaker 11: treated promptly and aggressively. Unfortunately, it has a very high
Speaker 11: mortality rate. Nathan underwent intense chemo and steroid drugs as
Speaker 11: a first line of treatment, but was told just last
Speaker 11: week that the chemo hasn't worked. A bone marrow transplant
Speaker 11: looks like the next step, but given how rare HLH is,
Speaker 11: the path forward.
Speaker 3: For treatment isn't clear.
Speaker 11: While dealing with all this, Kelly has been busy taking
Speaker 11: care of their seventeen month old son, Connor, and last
Speaker 11: month she gave birth to their new baby, Ethan. She's
Speaker 11: currently on maternity leave from her job as an RN
Speaker 11: at the VA Hospital, and Nathan has been unable to
Speaker 11: work since October due to his health, leaving them in
Speaker 11: a very difficult position financially. At a time when they
Speaker 11: should be soaking up all this new baby love as
Speaker 11: a family of four, they're instead struggling with major health
Speaker 11: issues and a really tough financial situation. Kelly and Nathan
Speaker 11: have worked hard to create a beautiful life together, and
Speaker 11: this is a major setback, especially right before the holidays.
Speaker 11: They're truly deserving of any help they can get.
Speaker 7: Thank you, my gosh, you're.
Speaker 1: So right about that, Emily. Is a time when you've
Speaker 1: got what a seventeen month old and a baby that's
Speaker 1: just a few weeks or a month old now and
Speaker 1: Christmas coming and everything should be wonderful and exciting. And
Speaker 1: it was just a regular kind of a You probably
Speaker 1: thought it was like the flu or a like just
Speaker 1: an ache or something that Nathan went into the VA
Speaker 1: and then then things got serious.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's been a huge life challenges and shaking us up.
Speaker 1: And Nathan's a former marine and Marines, or let's face it,
Speaker 1: they're badass. All the services are badass, but you don't
Speaker 1: want to tangle with a marine. He definitely is, and
Speaker 1: so I'm sure that's going to be frustrating for him
Speaker 1: because Marines, even a lot of the time when they're
Speaker 1: retire from the service, they're still very fit, very healthy.
Speaker 1: They want to do everything. Is that kind of true?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 12: Yes, he does, and this has been very hard for
Speaker 12: him to not be able to help how he wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is Nathan now he was in the hospital
Speaker 1: for a long time. Is he home with you now?
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's actually right next to me here.
Speaker 13: Right here.
Speaker 1: Hey, Nathan, good morning, buddy, Good morning. Hey. Thanks for
Speaker 1: your service, first of all, and second of all, we're
Speaker 1: so we're so sorry that you're going through all this.
Speaker 1: But with Emily's Christmas wish, we want to just kind
Speaker 1: of brighten your day a little bit and and and
Speaker 1: and bring you some things for part of for Christmas
Speaker 1: wish that are gonna hopefully just make you smile, make
Speaker 1: you feel loved and supported, and wish you well and
Speaker 1: this this health challenge that you're struggling against, and let
Speaker 1: you know that there's so many people that are rooting
Speaker 1: for you. Now, I've got something really cool at the end,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna save that at the end, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk about some other just things for Connor
Speaker 1: and Ethan. Is how old is Ethan now, Kelly? One
Speaker 1: month old?
Speaker 3: That's fresh baby.
Speaker 1: It is what babies need, you guys, they need diapers.
Speaker 1: So we're bringing over four cases of diapers, four cases
Speaker 1: of diapers. We got some Infamil neuro pro formula canisters,
Speaker 1: we got more diapers, we got wipes and more diapers.
Speaker 1: And then we got some baby stuff and some cool babies,
Speaker 1: like a squish mellow and some cool things, and there's
Speaker 1: I know you don't put pillows in a baby crib
Speaker 1: when they're this young, but later he'll enjoy the little
Speaker 1: squish mellow and some little toys and things like that.
Speaker 1: They're just so sweet when they're a month old, just adorable.
Speaker 1: How is big brother Connor?
Speaker 9: He's one right, yeah, one and a half.
Speaker 4: Okay, big boy, don't forget the half day.
Speaker 1: Is he a good big brother?
Speaker 12: Oh, he is in love with his brother, with his
Speaker 12: baby brother. He's in ah of him.
Speaker 1: Well, we've got I know there are probably presents under
Speaker 1: the tree, but we just want to add a little
Speaker 1: bit more to spoil him a little bit. So we
Speaker 1: got him a bunch of things here. We got him
Speaker 1: a Rudolph Squish Mellow. We got him a Mega Blocks
Speaker 1: builder set. Some of these things he might be a
Speaker 1: little bit too young for, but he'll grow into him
Speaker 1: for sure. We got him a John Deere Kids Dig
Speaker 1: Dump Beep Book, which is going to drive you crazy,
Speaker 1: but you'll take the battery out, but he'll he'll love it.
Speaker 12: We got someone his truck.
Speaker 1: We heard that. Yes, that's awesome. We got a little
Speaker 1: tight story dream machine with a but like paw Patrol Stories.
Speaker 1: Just a bunch of stuff for kids and then for
Speaker 1: you too. Let's start off with Nathan. Here. We've got
Speaker 1: for you a thousand dollars Delta gift card that's gonna
Speaker 1: come in the mail, and a twenty five dollars Uber
Speaker 1: voucher so the family can come visit. Where is your family, Nathan, soh.
Speaker 4: My mom and sister out in California, But I got
Speaker 4: some other cousins and relatives down in om Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, we'd love to have the family fly up on
Speaker 1: Delta and visit you guys when they get a chance.
Speaker 1: And also a car wash. We got Sud's car wash
Speaker 1: gift card. Why not everybody can use a car wash
Speaker 1: this time of the year. Let's talk about I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save something for last let me go back here a
Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, we're gonna save something cool for just
Speaker 1: some variety of different things to kind of lighten the
Speaker 1: load and make you smile. We got one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: Uber eats and one hundred dollars door Dash gift card
Speaker 1: for your family. Plugs Electric has given us a two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars Visa gift card to spend on whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Haircuts for the family, Great clips a two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: gift card. There's more. There's a three hundred dollars High
Speaker 1: V gift card so you can go over to grocery
Speaker 1: and get a Christmas ham or a Christmas turkey or
Speaker 1: whatever you want over at High V. Gas card from
Speaker 1: Holiday for one hundred and one dollars and oil change
Speaker 1: from Faveline Broadway Pizzae hundred dollars gift card. Do you
Speaker 1: want to hear the big surprise?
Speaker 9: We can handle it.
Speaker 1: We heard you like Morgan Wallan. Yes, yeah, we got
Speaker 1: you a pair of tickets to see Morgan Wallen when
Speaker 1: he comes to US Bank Stadium in April. Okay, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we're happy to do it. So the Morgan
Speaker 1: wall and tickets. And then oh there's like a nail
Speaker 1: salon gift card two from Nirvana Nails, which is really cool.
Speaker 1: Get your nails done first. And I know this doesn't
Speaker 1: change anything, but hopefully it'll just make you guys feel
Speaker 1: loved and appreciated uh and supported during your journey.
Speaker 10: More than you can imagine.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much and you're so welcome. I wish you, guys,
Speaker 1: along with everybody listening to KTB, to be the best
Speaker 1: possible Christmas. And uh just hope you feel the love
Speaker 1: and support from everybody here at KTBB and from cousin
Speaker 1: Emily as well.
Speaker 12: I love you too, Thank you so much, thank you everyone,
Speaker 12: more than enough.
Speaker 1: Hey, as a non marine, Nathan, do I get to
Speaker 1: say simplify or only marines get to say simplfy?
Speaker 10: I mean, I guess it depends on the situation.
Speaker 1: We'll thought he was gonna automatically say yes, we'll talk
Speaker 1: more about that later, because if you can't say simplify
Speaker 1: unless you're a marine, that's and I was never a marine.
Speaker 1: No almost almost. Yeah. Hey, you guys have a great holiday,
Speaker 1: thanks for talking to us, and your wishes being delivered
Speaker 1: by College muscle movers. Brandon's at your front door right now.
Speaker 9: All right, all right, thank you so much, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Christmas wish brought you by Treasure Island and Holiday Station Stores.
Speaker 1: I got to get some thank yous too for all
Speaker 1: the people who have been so generous. Plugs Electric They're
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Speaker 1: might have donated yesterday Christmas Wish on KD double Ub.
Speaker 1: I think one of the things about Christmas wish is
Speaker 1: it reminds you, and it reminds me every year, and
Speaker 1: every time I hear one of these, it's like, you
Speaker 1: never know what life is going to bring you, and
Speaker 1: you know, we always hope and we always expect that
Speaker 1: life will bring us the best and knock on wood,
Speaker 1: I sure hope it does. And let's be honest, it
Speaker 1: usually does. Life usually brings you the best or at
Speaker 1: least good. But there's those times when it's like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I got like an ache and you go in and
Speaker 1: you expect him to give you like a prescription and
Speaker 1: some antibiotics and they go, oh my gosh, we got
Speaker 1: to test you or something cryptos right, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden your life is completely different. Like Nathan
Speaker 1: goes in for you know, something that seemed like oh,
Speaker 1: the doctors would be like, oh yeah, we'll put you
Speaker 1: on a Marxist cycling right, and he probably expected to
Speaker 1: run down to CVS and everything would be fine. And
Speaker 1: now he is fighting the fight of his life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that can happen to any of us. So just
Speaker 1: be grateful. And I think that's one of the things
Speaker 1: as you gather the family around this year, just be
Speaker 1: grateful that they're healthy and that they're running around and
Speaker 1: eating and laughing and playing games and well.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like what Christmas wish is all about.
Speaker 4: Makes you thankful for what you do have and then
Speaker 4: want to give to folks who need it and.
Speaker 1: All that true. Yeah, and if it inspires you to donate,
Speaker 1: then you can donate on katiewb dot comt slash wish.
Speaker 1: All right, what's going on here on the showy Christmas
Speaker 1: Wish throws me off every time because we get so
Speaker 1: deeply involved in it. To Dave's dirt here real quick,
Speaker 1: Dave Dirt. Then we're gonna talk to somebody who always
Speaker 1: that the Bizarro Corner story. Yeah, oh this is a
Speaker 1: good one. Okay, stay here for that. Let's do the
Speaker 1: dirt right day one one three kd w B. As
Speaker 1: far as the Rob Reiner story, it continues to just
Speaker 1: get more and more bizarre. Apparently his daughter was the
Speaker 1: one who discovered them. Uh and uh just kind of
Speaker 1: an ugly thing. The latest update is as my page
Speaker 1: opens here.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: They basically they said that at Conan O'Brien's Christmas party,
Speaker 1: he was the son was seen acting the erratically by
Speaker 1: multiple people. In addition to a loud shouting match at
Speaker 1: the party with his father, he apparently interrupted Bill Hayter,
Speaker 1: who told him I'm having a private conversation. That's when
Speaker 1: Nick is said to have stared dad at the comic
Speaker 1: before storming off. Now I don't know about this, but
Speaker 1: a lot of the time addicts are so desperate for
Speaker 1: drugs and money that he could have been there like
Speaker 1: fighting with his dad looking for more money. Somebody told
Speaker 1: me that he had been to rehab like seventeen times
Speaker 1: by the age he was by the age of twenty
Speaker 1: four years old. How awful and frustrating. I just can't
Speaker 1: even imagine. So just a just a horrible, tragic story,
Speaker 1: and it's still kind of hard to believe that it
Speaker 1: even happened.
Speaker 6: So Zutopia two has been a worldwide sensation and I
Speaker 6: hit the one billion mark faster than any animated movie.
Speaker 6: But because of that, there's apparently this breakout character called
Speaker 6: Gary to Snake, and it's model left for the highly
Speaker 6: venomous blue Indonesian pit viper, and while his bite is
Speaker 6: rarely fatal, it can result in like pain, swelling, all
Speaker 6: that good stuff. But that isn't stopping fans from apparently
Speaker 6: buying them as pets now because of Zootopia too, No,
Speaker 6: so we are all influenced by things. Dave's Dave's influence
Speaker 6: by Instagram ads. Now people are getting influenced by Zootopia
Speaker 6: to to buy a venomous spider. No, sorry, snake, snake regardless,
Speaker 6: don't do it. That movie, though, has made like billions
Speaker 6: of dollars already, so.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it and I want to.
Speaker 4: Olivia Rodrigo reveals she's just like us because she used
Speaker 4: to write one direction fan fiction like got.
Speaker 14: Tea and we like walked around and I got home
Speaker 14: and I was like, I feel like I like wrote
Speaker 14: that in a fan fiction and I like lived it,
Speaker 14: Like that is so crazy how that can happen in
Speaker 14: your life?
Speaker 3: And he's so sweet. Jenny, did you ever write fan
Speaker 3: fiction when you were.
Speaker 6: A youth, I didn't, but I think we've had this
Speaker 6: conversation that you.
Speaker 3: Have to write the Harry Potter fan fiction.
Speaker 4: I feel like a fan fiction writing is a staple
Speaker 4: in middle school life. So I'm glad that Olivia Rodrigo
Speaker 4: is one of us.
Speaker 6: No, my only thing was leaving the EMO statuses on
Speaker 6: aol List messenger, like some kind of like my chemical
Speaker 6: romance and lyrics, so that like the crush, I had
Speaker 6: knew that I was sad because he didn't pay attention exactly.
Speaker 3: You know what that counts. It's a little jelly.
Speaker 2: Row claims that he was color blind until weight loss
Speaker 2: cured him.
Speaker 3: I was colorblind.
Speaker 13: I couldn't see. I've seen shades of colors, like I
Speaker 13: general concepts, but like Hunter Green, immal green, like what
Speaker 13: green's green to me? I never realized there was nuances
Speaker 13: in prettiness and that some were brighter and tone different.
Speaker 13: I just seen them like shades. I'd say, nine months
Speaker 13: into No Sugar, I start, I think I forgot what
Speaker 13: it was. But it was a planet at our house
Speaker 13: and I come outside and I grabbed my wife and
Speaker 13: I go, dude, how long we had that pretty purple tulip?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 13: She was like, you've walked by that plant for two years,
Speaker 13: what are you talking about? And slowly I started looking
Speaker 13: around the next few days and over the next months,
Speaker 13: I was like, I'm seeing clear color.
Speaker 2: So he said it's after he stopped, after he cut
Speaker 2: out sugar, like nine months. I don't know how true
Speaker 2: it is if you have lost weight. Text didn't let
Speaker 2: me know if that's like a symptom you realized, But
Speaker 2: I think it's I mean cool.
Speaker 4: Someone did text in when we talked about it earlier,
Speaker 4: saying that they lost like one hundred and fifty pounds
Speaker 4: and feel like they're not as nearsighted anymore.
Speaker 3: They're like, I don't even need to wear my glasses.
Speaker 1: I guess that there's like you know, when there's a
Speaker 1: big strain on your heart, I mean, I guess it
Speaker 1: probably affects a lot of things. You know. I'm no
Speaker 1: idea what, but that kind of makes sense because a
Speaker 1: lot of like the with your eyes. You ever you
Speaker 1: ever go to the die doctor and they do that
Speaker 1: pressure on your eyes, they do that little puff that
Speaker 1: in your eyes. That's to test how much pressure is
Speaker 1: behind your eyeballs. And I'm going to guess if your
Speaker 1: heart is working too hard or not hard enough or something,
Speaker 1: then that pressure is probably going to change that and
Speaker 1: that changes the thickness of your cornea. Listen to me,
Speaker 1: like I know what I'm talking.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're selling it. Yeah, it sounds right.
Speaker 6: I've been to the eye doctor, I think like one
Speaker 6: time total, and the only thing I could vote serious
Speaker 6: because I have like perfect eyes.
Speaker 1: Do you really holding that?
Speaker 3: That would be one middle finger? Well correct movie, No.
Speaker 6: But the only thing I could focus on, maybe they
Speaker 6: did the puff of smoke or whatever it is, was
Speaker 6: how hot the guy was exactly a hot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I went to an eye doctort one
Speaker 1: time and it was like there was like a Vogue
Speaker 1: model walking in and I'm like, oh, hello, doctor shouts
Speaker 1: on the cover of GQ magazine.
Speaker 3: He should be Oh my gosh. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's a movie coming out by Spielberg and it's called
Speaker 1: Disclosure Day and it is kind of like an alien
Speaker 1: invasion kind of a movie. And I saw the trailer
Speaker 1: last night. It looks really good. Here's the creepy sounding
Speaker 1: trailer part of it. Anyway, for Steven Spielberg's full disclosure.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Kansas City.
Speaker 1: Or Disclosure days. That's what it's called.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Kansas City. Let's take a let's today.
Speaker 1: He is she's trying to do the weather on TV
Speaker 1: and she can't speak why because she's an alien. I
Speaker 1: don't think it comes out until next summer. But looks
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 6: Either.
Speaker 1: They're also saying that Pluribus is Apple TV's biggest success
Speaker 1: of all times.
Speaker 3: Is that aliens too?
Speaker 1: It is aliens, Yeah, but you never see the aliens,
Speaker 1: at least not this far.
Speaker 3: I just like.
Speaker 4: Aliens, like alien stories because they don't scare me, because I.
Speaker 3: Don't think that will ever happen.
Speaker 2: I can't talk on what I've never been an alien
Speaker 2: like movie person or a war movie person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you a movie person?
Speaker 4: Von?
Speaker 3: Not really? No.
Speaker 4: Josh Grobin and Jennifer Hudson are going on tour together.
Speaker 4: I don't exactly know what they're doing on tour, but
Speaker 4: they're going.
Speaker 1: Yes, this extraordinary, extraordinary, one of the greatest vocalists's ever lived,
Speaker 1: one of the most amazing people on the planet.
Speaker 2: I can barely even contain myself telling you this news.
Speaker 7: Has graciously agreed to come out on.
Speaker 1: The road with me this summer.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be touring Oh my gay, it's gonna be exciting.
Speaker 4: I'm excited because one I love Josh Gadd. Two, Jennifer
Speaker 4: Hudson is fun. And I just jos Josh.
Speaker 3: Joshad where I don't know why I said Josh Gad.
Speaker 3: I met Josh Gropin. So anyway, that should be fun
Speaker 3: and lovely. And Sabrina Carpenter was on Late Night. We
Speaker 3: said to my eyes yesterday and he does I love
Speaker 3: every time he does.
Speaker 2: It's called day drinking, where they just go to a
Speaker 2: bar and they act crazy and here's a little clip
Speaker 2: of them doing animal sounds the bar.
Speaker 1: Now, who, I.
Speaker 3: Love you right down the middle.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go higher.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be screechy. I'm gonna think it's ready.
Speaker 3: You think you won? Neither of us hissed.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, did that sound more like me or more
Speaker 12: like a human saying?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: The whole videos on YouTube if you want to go
Speaker 2: watch it, like, wah.
Speaker 1: So they're drunk and they're doing this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go to a bar and they just do
Speaker 2: a bunch of dumb bits. I love he's done this
Speaker 2: with do a LiPo with Rihanna. It's actually a really
Speaker 2: good series I love and talk show hosts find their
Speaker 2: thing like chicken shop date or hot ones and day
Speaker 2: drinking is what that is.
Speaker 3: For Seth Myers, that is.
Speaker 1: Kind of funny. I do love hot ones, all right.
Speaker 1: That is the dirt brought to you by six point
Speaker 1: two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. We thought we
Speaker 1: would call this a Bizarro corner because this story is
Speaker 1: just it is just kind of bizarre, but it's also
Speaker 1: very clever and funny. Let's check it out now.
Speaker 10: Now it's time for Dave's.
Speaker 3: Corner.
Speaker 1: Rachel's on the phone with a story about how you've
Speaker 1: had something bizarre and very clever happened in your life. Rachel,
Speaker 1: welcome to Katie. Will you be your live on the
Speaker 1: radio right now? Tell me your story? What happened?
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, you guys.
Speaker 15: Okay, So I started because you know, you've heard all
Speaker 15: the dating mythhaps that happened because dating sucks.
Speaker 3: These days, right, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 10: So I started dating this guy and I'm just going
Speaker 10: to say his name.
Speaker 12: His name is Dylan.
Speaker 15: Okay, and this guy, because he deserves to be called out,
Speaker 15: this guy is another level like past stage five clinger,
Speaker 15: past that.
Speaker 12: Okay, so we I.
Speaker 15: Don't know, we were only dating for like a couple months,
Speaker 15: but this guy right off the bat, if I was doing.
Speaker 12: Anything like would get really weird.
Speaker 10: And so I was that with my friends.
Speaker 15: One day and this guy texted me like every maybe
Speaker 15: twenty minutes, asking where I was, Oh are you what
Speaker 15: are you doing? Even though I told him, I told
Speaker 15: him like, Hey, gonna be with friends this day, We're
Speaker 15: going to the mall. And then yeah, like every twenty minutes,
Speaker 15: Well what are you doing now?
Speaker 12: Oh got check in time check in And I'm just right.
Speaker 10: And at first it was like, Okay, maybe he's like
Speaker 10: a little insecure.
Speaker 15: I'm trying to get.
Speaker 10: Him the benefit of a doubt.
Speaker 15: But then I was at dinner with my parents and.
Speaker 10: Again told him, you know, I'm an open book. I'm
Speaker 10: not I don't have anything to hide. So I'm like,
Speaker 10: I'm at dinner with my parents.
Speaker 15: So not only did he text, he did the same thing,
Speaker 15: texted me a few times, where are you? Who are
Speaker 15: you with?
Speaker 10: And then when I didn't text him back because again.
Speaker 15: I'm at dinner with my parents, I'm not gonna have
Speaker 15: my phone out, Yeah, he called me, I kid you
Speaker 15: not sixteen times.
Speaker 1: Gee, while you're at dinner with your parents. Yes, he
Speaker 1: just sounds like a sweet guy that he loves He
Speaker 1: loves you, you, Rachel, he cares about you.
Speaker 3: You've been dating Rachel for like a couple of months.
Speaker 1: That's not sounds like love to me.
Speaker 10: No, exactly. This is a different I don't know, it
Speaker 10: was a different kind of love. This is like, what's
Speaker 10: that guy from that show you what's his next?
Speaker 3: Joe Joe Goldberg? Joe Goldberg.
Speaker 10: This is this is Joe Goldberg's level. Okay, so you know, yeah,
Speaker 10: so that was kind.
Speaker 15: Of like that was almost the like my last straw.
Speaker 10: But then this guy invites himself.
Speaker 9: To my family Christmas, Like, you know, we.
Speaker 10: Were talking about it and he was like, well, what
Speaker 10: time do we need to be there? And I'm like
Speaker 10: and so that's when it was just like then I
Speaker 10: had to just be.
Speaker 9: Straight up I was And then I had to tell
Speaker 9: him like, okay.
Speaker 15: Actually it's only me going, and I had to gently.
Speaker 9: Be like, okay, we need to we need.
Speaker 15: To look this. We had to come to Jesus moment
Speaker 15: and I'm like, you need to step back.
Speaker 10: A little bit, okay, like you're you're a little too
Speaker 10: much and he went off and was like, you are
Speaker 10: not being authentic. I'm the authentic one.
Speaker 15: You're not committed to this, like just all of this
Speaker 15: like total bs right it just what is is that
Speaker 15: considered gaslighting?
Speaker 10: What is it deflecting?
Speaker 3: Whichever something something bad? It's a red flag. It's a
Speaker 3: red flag. That's all that matters. It's a couple.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 10: So I had had it. I was like, okay, you
Speaker 10: want to play games, let's play.
Speaker 15: So I set the sky a video. Okay, So I
Speaker 15: like I had makeup on and I like smeared it all,
Speaker 15: was like made myself look like I was crying.
Speaker 12: And I sent him a video and.
Speaker 15: Was basically just like okay, like you want to commit,
Speaker 15: let's commit.
Speaker 1: So you so coach. So if I get this right,
Speaker 1: here's a guy that's all over you. He's coming on
Speaker 1: way too strong. You told him to back off, and
Speaker 1: he said, I'm not backing off. This is authentic me.
Speaker 1: I care about you. So you decided to beat him
Speaker 1: in his own game, and you made a video of
Speaker 1: you sobbing with running makeup, and you sent it over
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 15: I did, and I wanted to mess this level of crapy.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to that's the only thing that's going
Speaker 3: to stock and get rid of.
Speaker 1: So to get rid of this guy. Yeah, here's amazing
Speaker 1: thing you sent us, the video of you giving him
Speaker 1: a taste of his own medicine. Can I play it?
Speaker 15: Yes, go for it now.
Speaker 1: This is Rachel trying to get rid of this guy
Speaker 1: that won't leave her the f alone. She's now picture her.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing you face really close to the camera, tearstained cheeks,
Speaker 1: make up, running with the crazy eyes. Do you do
Speaker 1: you have a crazy look? If you want to put
Speaker 1: it on, I want to put it on.
Speaker 12: I can.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm a girl. I have the crazy in me.
Speaker 1: Here's the audio. Check it out.
Speaker 3: Listen, Dylan.
Speaker 16: I need to show you that I'm being authentic, and
Speaker 16: I need you to believe that I am authentic and
Speaker 16: that I do want this with you, and that I'm committed.
Speaker 16: So I stopped taking my birth control. We are going
Speaker 16: to be fooling parents. You are going to get me
Speaker 16: pregnant and we will have a baby and we will
Speaker 16: have a happy ending because I am committed and I
Speaker 16: am authentic, and I'm not fooling around anymore.
Speaker 3: Okay, would terrify me?
Speaker 1: Who that was that was worse than I thought.
Speaker 3: I mean, match that energy.
Speaker 1: How many takes did that take you to get that? Right?
Speaker 1: Dylan got your video? What did he do when he
Speaker 1: got your video?
Speaker 12: I haven't heard from him since.
Speaker 2: Yeah, matched that man's crazy.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: So hey, if you're in the same situation, now you've
Speaker 4: got a blueprint. You just got to be able to
Speaker 4: put it on.
Speaker 1: You just have to.
Speaker 15: And I know I know he saw it because he
Speaker 15: had read recet on it that he read it. And yep,
Speaker 15: I haven't heard from him since.
Speaker 12: I haven't reached out. He hasn't reached out, so.
Speaker 1: He probably blocked you.
Speaker 3: Now I'll try to beat me in my own game.
Speaker 10: Guys, that's the that.
Speaker 1: Would probably do it.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh, but there's a chance Rachel could have backfired and
Speaker 1: he's like, good, good, have you send you one with
Speaker 1: his makeup running?
Speaker 3: Yeah, still shows up your parents on Christmas.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: That was one of my favorite Bizar Report stories ever. Rachel,
Speaker 1: thanks for sharing. We appreciate it, Good luck you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Wowaves Mi.
Speaker 1: Kd w B. Wow, what do you think about that?
Speaker 1: That's crazy and it worked?
Speaker 4: Somebody Texan in is Dylan from Plymouth? Because I swear.
Speaker 4: I know that. Just look at the radio.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Wow. Thank you Rachel. Okay, whenever you have a bizarre story,
Speaker 1: and sometimes you do, remember your friends here at the
Speaker 1: Dave Ryan Show. Send us an email to Ryan Show
Speaker 1: at katiewb dot com or send a text message. We'd
Speaker 1: love to get you on the next one. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play winning Song Wednesday Christmas version. That's the home.
Speaker 1: We are all going to bring a song to the show.
Speaker 1: You need to listen to each song, and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna vote on which song you want to hear the
Speaker 1: entire song. I'm gonna play this is my favorite Christmas
Speaker 1: song of all time. It is an instrumental that is
Speaker 1: just the classic. It's not Christmas if I don't hear
Speaker 1: this song sleigh Ride on winning Song Wednesday. So if
Speaker 1: you want to hear the entire song sleigh Ride, you
Speaker 1: would call in vote for Dave at six five one NINEB.
Speaker 1: But you don't vote really until you hear everybody else's song. Jenny,
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear? What do you want
Speaker 1: to play?
Speaker 6: It's my favorite current Christmas song, which is Kelly Clarkson
Speaker 6: Underneath the Tree.
Speaker 1: I do love that song. That is probably one of
Speaker 1: my top five Christmas songs ever.
Speaker 3: Ale What do you Got?
Speaker 4: Mine is from My loves the Jonas Brothers with feels
Speaker 4: like Christmas.
Speaker 1: Every diffy like Chris. Okay, very good, Hi Baby insay?
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, let's grab the phones and see
Speaker 1: what we got to first one to get to three votes,
Speaker 1: that's the song. We'll play the entire thing. Who me?
Speaker 3: You? You don't got lyrics? It don't it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't need songs, don't you? You are an amateur?
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to. This is like Sleigh Rod. It is
Speaker 3: nice fight, but not for winning song. Wednesday Baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you're hurting my feelings? What okay? If you
Speaker 1: feel sorry for me, vote for Yes, Katie w B.
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 12: Alison?
Speaker 1: Who you're voting for?
Speaker 10: Allison Girl Bailey would come through with the Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank you, Katie w B. What's your name?
Speaker 15: Ryan?
Speaker 1: Ryan? Who you're voting for? Yeah? Okay, thank you, katiewb Hi.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 12: Amanna?
Speaker 1: Amanda? What do you want to vote for?
Speaker 12: I want to vote for Jenny.
Speaker 1: Vote your spread all over the place. Katie W B.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 3: And Harlow, Hi, what do you want to vote for?
Speaker 1: Jenny Jenny, Merry Christmas, Katie w B. Who do you
Speaker 1: want to vote for?
Speaker 3: I want to vote for Jenny Jenny. I'm not mad
Speaker 3: at it.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad about it either. This is good. Thank you,
Speaker 1: have a great day. Jenny song On k D w B,
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Clarkson