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Speaker 1: I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday
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Speaker 2: This is the twentieth day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody, Happy Monday. Welcome to the Power Trip
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Draft Week, NFL Draft Week is here and
Speaker 2: playoffs as well. How about those wild troubles? How about
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Speaker 2: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 1: Ohen I was doing.
Speaker 4: Everybody smoked cigarettes when they drank.
Speaker 1: That's kind of over.
Speaker 2: Anybody here's still ripping butts.
Speaker 3: I got a couple.
Speaker 4: You guys are rare Now, when I was good, everybody smoked,
Speaker 4: my mom, my, grandmother. Now smoking's like kind of shameful.
Speaker 4: And then weed used to be a drug, used to
Speaker 4: put you in jail. Now weed got its medical degree and.
Speaker 1: Turn its life around.
Speaker 4: Those two completely traded places. You want to smoke a cigarette,
Speaker 4: Now you gotta go out in an alley behind a dumpster.
Speaker 4: Up You're like, what are you doing over there? You're like,
Speaker 4: I'm paying a hooker. I'm not smoking.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 4: Then on the flip side, you can pop an edible
Speaker 4: at noon, like, hey, I have anxiety? Whoa those two
Speaker 4: flip weeds everywhere? Now it's porderline healthy. How do you
Speaker 4: punish your kid or smoking weed?
Speaker 1: These days?
Speaker 4: I got caught smoking cigarettes my dad. Man, we smoked
Speaker 4: the whole pack. It was hell, what do you want
Speaker 4: the kid with weed? Now, hey, timmy, we found a
Speaker 4: roach in your room. You gotta smoke this whole eight.
Speaker 4: You'd be like, well, put on the office, we're going.
Speaker 2: In coming back.
Speaker 5: Does the side is weed? And feed us on your side?
Speaker 5: You hear the distance under this land and then you stray.
Speaker 2: You talk.
Speaker 5: To take a.
Speaker 1: Happy for twenty of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: This is in the Power for the Morning Show. I'm
Speaker 2: Cory Coo.
Speaker 6: That's Krissaty, there's meat sauce, Paul Lambert, Zachary Halverson speaking
Speaker 6: of four twenties in Texas.
Speaker 1: Our brick wall is gone.
Speaker 3: Lookit this.
Speaker 2: They ripped the whole studio. Didn't we just get that
Speaker 2: like a minute ago?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like we've been robbed.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: This is like an industrial apartments, right, it's like I
Speaker 1: live in the North Loop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with mits sure, like a little tiny hockey players.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, well played.
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Speaker 6: see what empty walls look like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I call it the Mike Musman Memorial wall.
Speaker 2: He had to go so we could get new stuff
Speaker 2: on our walls. It's not even Tuesday, I know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not even Tuesday. Yeah I need it, though, I
Speaker 2: don't want to look bad on camera. Screw Musman, right, honestly,
Speaker 2: somebody should. I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure something somebody did. Yeah, at least twice.
Speaker 7: I would argue now three times tochelly.
Speaker 2: Oh billy, I'm gonna get a fat head of Musman
Speaker 2: and put it whatever they put on that wall in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: put it right there in front of him.
Speaker 1: Saus, When are you gonna get a fat head?
Speaker 2: I already have one?
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Speaker 2: That's right. You guys told me a Billy Goods and
Speaker 2: your Timberwolves thinks a lot. Spend all night watching them?
Speaker 1: You did all afternoon, That's what I meant.
Speaker 6: Man, That game was one of those Hey, uh, this
Speaker 6: is gonna suck. If the Wild start and the Wolves
Speaker 6: game is close and they overlap, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's like when does a wild game start?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Correct? Were they ever in it?
Speaker 8: Of course the first half lead, they came back and
Speaker 8: they we're down two, and then they just kind of
Speaker 8: got run over.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, but not the Wild.
Speaker 2: No, too completely.
Speaker 1: Man. How about the echoes in this room?
Speaker 3: Do you hear that?
Speaker 6: If I even moved back a little bit off the mic,
Speaker 6: it sounds amazing in here.
Speaker 2: That's exactly why there is a carpet on walls in
Speaker 2: the studios so it doesn't bounce. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: I kind of like the echo. What I don't know,
Speaker 1: it sounds cool about your nuts? Yeah? What about your nuts.
Speaker 2: Joy's got nuts? Yeah, mounds don't, Peter Palm, mounds don't.
Speaker 1: Are those good?
Speaker 6: I don't know if I've ever had a mounds bar.
Speaker 6: I've had almond Joy, that's fine. I don't love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah's got a real coconut and chewy coconut.
Speaker 1: Who what the hell is in a mounds bar?
Speaker 2: Human fetus? That's right. I'm surprised it does well some
Speaker 2: people that stuff.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Interesting, A mounds bar is just shredded coconut in the
Speaker 1: center without Okay, so it literally is the same thing,
Speaker 1: just without almonds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yucky?
Speaker 8: Oh is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I do not enjoy coconut things. Sucks. You're right, brother,
Speaker 2: My god, dude? Yeah, Bill, look like, oh no, he's
Speaker 2: falling down a wild baby, Baby Corey, Baby Corey.
Speaker 1: Now, oh, I'm gonna grow up to be an a hole.
Speaker 2: That was if you listened last week and realized that
Speaker 2: baby Jessica's in trouble.
Speaker 3: Breaking the law.
Speaker 1: No, it's today, What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Had a rough weekend? Take it away. Can we get
Speaker 1: serious for a second. I wanted to try something new
Speaker 1: and it didn't go well. This is why you don't
Speaker 1: try new things, and you don't have new hobbies.
Speaker 2: Talk about it.
Speaker 1: I tried sky diving.
Speaker 6: I flew down to Virginia and I'm like, I gotta
Speaker 6: just do this, and I crashed into the scoreboard during
Speaker 6: Virginia Tech's spring game and then I just like hung
Speaker 6: from the scoreboard for like I don't know, like an
Speaker 6: hour or something.
Speaker 2: To the fire department saved me.
Speaker 3: They go. It sucked.
Speaker 1: My buddy also is a terrible skydiver, so he just
Speaker 1: ended up in the practice fields. He didn't even get
Speaker 1: into the stadium.
Speaker 2: Here's your buddy. Things sucks.
Speaker 1: How lucky is that guy that he's not dead? Oh, dude,
Speaker 1: I've seen it. He easily could be dead. If that
Speaker 1: parachute doesn't catch on the top of the scoreboard, he
Speaker 1: just falls.
Speaker 6: And that's what I don't know, one hundred plus feet
Speaker 6: at least. Oh, man, like that guy very very lucky
Speaker 6: to be alive.
Speaker 2: It's about that could have just.
Speaker 1: Died in front of a I don't know how big
Speaker 1: the is the Virginia Tech spring game crowd packed? Probably,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: Guess probably if they play sad but true.
Speaker 1: Well said, man, that death video was nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch it now.
Speaker 1: He's hanging from the c and the h intact the parachute.
Speaker 1: If the parachute doesn't catch, he just falls.
Speaker 2: He just falls.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, it was greasy.
Speaker 2: T you said TCU, Virginia Tech.
Speaker 1: You did say that, Virginia Tech Spring game.
Speaker 2: Spring game, you know.
Speaker 6: And of course there's a million people filming it on
Speaker 6: their cell phones. So there's a million videos of it,
Speaker 6: because that's how the works.
Speaker 1: Now, first time seeing it, No, I've seen it. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: See like you're having a hard time passing your fee.
Speaker 1: This is a do you almost say fetus? There's a sign.
Speaker 2: Aggressive look at him, and everybody's like, do you mean
Speaker 2: to do that?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 6: Then he just hung there and luckily obviously the parachute
Speaker 6: didn't rip or anything, but he hung there.
Speaker 1: Into the fire department got him.
Speaker 2: Down, Big Old Gusta Winn got him in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and again one of his buddies ended up outside
Speaker 6: the stadium in one of the Virginia Tech practic his fields.
Speaker 1: It didn't go well.
Speaker 2: How about, like.
Speaker 1: If a hurricane's a blowing, right, how about let's call
Speaker 1: off the pregame skydiving.
Speaker 2: Let's save some of that for like the regular season. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I don't know, not spring game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I wonder if they would have called they love football
Speaker 6: so much. I wonder if he had just fallen to
Speaker 6: his death and like, we're gonna take a twenty minute break,
Speaker 6: then we'll come back and.
Speaker 1: Play some football. What he loved. He's sad, but true.
Speaker 2: Falling from scoreboards, that's his favorite thing. You know what
Speaker 2: his not favorite thing is that it's twenty twenty six
Speaker 2: and everybody's got a camera. Yeah, point you look at that.
Speaker 6: Think of let's say he doesn't get knocked unconscious. Let's
Speaker 6: say he's wide awake.
Speaker 1: Yep, he's just hanging there staring at the stadium, and
Speaker 1: for every second that passes, just one hundred percent embarrassment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the worst. Yeah, my god, hello everybody, Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 6: here I am. It's like a reverse lion king. Instead
Speaker 6: of everybody looking up and being like, wow, that's amazing,
Speaker 6: it's like this idiot.
Speaker 2: I can't believe Bobby sich Stuck didn't go. Let's play
Speaker 2: some ball.
Speaker 6: New coach James Franklin, Right, just like I got a
Speaker 6: I got a team to coach. I don't have time
Speaker 6: for divers.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You hit the scoreboard.
Speaker 3: I didn't need him.
Speaker 2: I didn't need him.
Speaker 1: Came off the bench, I didn't need him, came off
Speaker 1: the scoreboard.
Speaker 2: I don't need him.
Speaker 6: Great, But if you crashed into the scoreboard, exploded it
Speaker 6: and then just been had like absolute electrocution right on
Speaker 6: this spot.
Speaker 2: This is the way that Baseball game movie should have
Speaker 2: ended instead of the lights.
Speaker 1: Explode natural Yeah, yeah, exactly, just hit a skydive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the natural two.
Speaker 1: Yeah as well. It could have been called the not
Speaker 1: natural ability skydie correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that's tough, tough one to day, that's tough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rough day on Saturday.
Speaker 2: I should get a bill for that broken see in
Speaker 2: Virginia tech. Oh no, he broke a c Yeah. How
Speaker 2: the game go?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a good question, no clue, no idea. Do they
Speaker 1: keep score?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The man I think the Gophers is this Saturday?
Speaker 2: P But do you jump?
Speaker 1: I got the draft to watch.
Speaker 2: You should just jump?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just jump?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Just jump as well?
Speaker 1: No, I don't I the mac dad will make you
Speaker 1: jump jump?
Speaker 2: What it was a dramatic sip after you're saying Chriss Cross.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of dramatic SIPs, how was your comedy bit?
Speaker 1: It was good, man, it was really good. Yeah, your
Speaker 1: voice was one not one hundred. But uh, what was better?
Speaker 1: Your voice? Your material? I probably my material?
Speaker 2: Is that right? Honey?
Speaker 1: I got at least two geniuses.
Speaker 3: I know that, honey.
Speaker 8: Thanks from the crowd. Yeah, and I think it was
Speaker 8: just some guy doing the genius. But after I did
Speaker 8: one bit, he was like genius. I'm like, man, I
Speaker 8: love it up here.
Speaker 6: So Common claims that after every bit that doesn't work,
Speaker 6: your your backup plan is that didn't work?
Speaker 1: I don't know why I even said that. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: that happen on Saturday? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good bit.
Speaker 1: Why did I even say that that didn't work?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he does on the password. He'll like
Speaker 1: have a terrible guess and to go.
Speaker 2: Why did I say that?
Speaker 1: That's probably the sweet spots?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Ben?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who was who was with you?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Common and Larry Mondelo guy, that's both attractive.
Speaker 2: Oh I would I disagree with that? Ben?
Speaker 3: Wow? Ben?
Speaker 6: Who did better out of those two? Probably Common by
Speaker 6: doing it? Thanks put it better? You were common, probably
Speaker 6: me by doing it.
Speaker 2: Did you kill him? No, I didn't kill him.
Speaker 8: He's still alive. I thought I did very well. I
Speaker 8: thought I had some good bits, some little new material
Speaker 8: that I splashed in there.
Speaker 2: Do Corey and I play a prominent role still? Or
Speaker 2: have you moved on from us?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: We're part of your act?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: We have.
Speaker 2: I have been at least.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I get rapports all the time that he rips me
Speaker 2: from stage in a sweet way. I do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I use your hold on this fever.
Speaker 8: One of the biggest laughs I get is when I
Speaker 8: do the bit, then my head looks like the beginning
Speaker 8: of the burning process. And then I take my hat
Speaker 8: off and bend down, and then I put my head
Speaker 8: back up and I go, as Chris Hockey once said,
Speaker 8: my head is my mom's Vietnam.
Speaker 2: And that gets a big laugh. I'm so glad. Yeah. Good.
Speaker 1: But I give you credit for you you thank you.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that's technically his material, Yeah.
Speaker 8: But I give him credit for it. I don't rip
Speaker 8: it off and then pretend it's my own. Your biggest laugh, though,
Speaker 8: is his material.
Speaker 1: I mean it's one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Yeah it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, no money, no funny, yeah get that.
Speaker 2: You don't get that. So here we go. It's draft week.
Speaker 2: I have a name that I want us to draft.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, only because I like the sound of
Speaker 2: the name. Kenyon Sad. Yeah, doesn't that sound like a
Speaker 2: cool name.
Speaker 1: That's a cool name.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a nineties R and B star, Kenyon Sai.
Speaker 1: That's a good possibility.
Speaker 2: You guys, listen to Kenyon Sadi. That's why.
Speaker 1: I like where your head's at.
Speaker 2: Big tight end yep right, six three two forty runs
Speaker 2: a four three forty. That's a huge bitch. That is
Speaker 2: a huge bitch, Kenyon.
Speaker 1: That would be a great pick.
Speaker 2: Sadiq.
Speaker 1: I think he'll be there at eighteen.
Speaker 2: You know you can't said there? Did you say?
Speaker 1: Like a week ago, there was almost no chance he
Speaker 1: was going to be there at eighteen. What's happened to
Speaker 1: was stock now way, Well.
Speaker 8: I think the one team that they have to worry
Speaker 8: about is the Ravens, and I think the Ravens are
Speaker 8: going to go offensive line at fourteen. Now, you can't
Speaker 8: control somebody jumping up behind you or yeah, from behind it?
Speaker 2: Could they scare you? Yeah?
Speaker 8: But I think it's a good part. I could see
Speaker 8: it happening. Key, that might happen. That a good possibility, Kenyon, Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's going to be fun.
Speaker 2: I want you guys to call mess.
Speaker 1: Like we're Germans.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh man, that's that's the way my name is
Speaker 2: really pronounced that. You guys have been doing it wrong
Speaker 2: for twenty five years. But I didn't correct you. But
Speaker 2: now I've decided it's time to correct you. My name
Speaker 2: is not Chris, it is thank you.
Speaker 10: Did you Did you have anybody in your life call
Speaker 10: you Chrissy? My grandpa and my grandma, both of them did. Yeah, yeah, Chrissy.
Speaker 10: Go down and get me a fifty gym beam.
Speaker 1: And some smokes called Chrissy once.
Speaker 2: It was just a weekend one time. Tell me Chrissy again.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 3: But I bet I do. I bet I do.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 6: That's so good, I bet I do. I bet you don't.
Speaker 6: It's one of the greatest bits of all time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't even care if it was staged. I don't
Speaker 1: care if it was.
Speaker 2: No, it was what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But the people that like he did it to to
Speaker 1: uh prop up his career, I don't even care. It's
Speaker 1: so good if it's like the it's like the Andy
Speaker 1: Kaufman Jerry Lawler a bit back in the day. I
Speaker 1: don't care if it's staged or not.
Speaker 2: It's too good. It's it's peak TV. Don't care too good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let it go.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well said he didn't think he was gonna get punched.
Speaker 3: No, he did not.
Speaker 1: No, it's like when you're on your roof. You don't
Speaker 1: think you're just gonna, like, you know, trip over a
Speaker 1: gutter and fall down way man.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 8: And if you're up on your roof, you shouldn't be
Speaker 8: get gutter helmet at gutterhelmet men dot com. You never
Speaker 8: have to clean your gutters again. Gutter helmet mn dot com.
Speaker 2: What a difference a game makes.
Speaker 6: It feels like one team is lifeless and the other
Speaker 6: one looks like an unstoppable force.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that between now and nine o'clock. Ben
Speaker 1: Lieber later. This is the power You Have Morning Show
Speaker 1: on the fan.
Speaker 11: Fan Here we are five fifty one local times the
Speaker 11: Powership Morning Show.
Speaker 2: That's what they're gonna be like today. I know it's
Speaker 2: supposed to be like sixty I think, is that right?
Speaker 7: You are Chris remembering that I think the highest sixty
Speaker 7: I do a little motorcycle ride.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, Hi, sixty one high on Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Eighty Hi.
Speaker 1: Hello, that's two warm bright hogs.
Speaker 2: Speaking of high on Wednesday, it's four twenty day today.
Speaker 1: For twenty Yeah, smoke him. If you got them sauce,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get high today.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that you hesitated got high because you've
Speaker 1: smoked so much weed in the past of your memories terrible.
Speaker 8: I mean, that's might be part of it. But yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't remember the last time I smoked weed.
Speaker 1: Was it a week ago? No, two weeks ago? No,
Speaker 1: it's probably months ago, two months ago.
Speaker 2: More than that, I said, smoked weed. Though, when's the
Speaker 2: last time you did some command.
Speaker 1: I've done gummies once and I'll never do them again.
Speaker 1: Only once.
Speaker 6: Give you twenty bucks if you do them today. No,
Speaker 6: forty bucks, No, one hundred dollars. No, why are you
Speaker 6: so against gummies?
Speaker 2: I just seventy bucks A hand job. Uh No, that's
Speaker 2: all I got.
Speaker 1: That's all you have left. He wasn't offering you, he
Speaker 1: was asking, Oh, that's all you have left?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You want me? Oh, got it please? Speaking of seventy
Speaker 2: dollars in a hand job.
Speaker 6: Twenty minutes ago, Adam Schefter tweeted that the Eagles remain
Speaker 6: open to trading AJ Brown, the Patriots highly interested, apparently
Speaker 6: in getting them after June one, multiple people saying AJ
Speaker 6: Brown's going to the Patriots after June first, speaking of
Speaker 6: seventy dollars in a hand job.
Speaker 2: Wasn't this the bit?
Speaker 6: Wasn't the rumor that Diana Rossini was saying that aj
Speaker 6: Brown was going to the Patriots and everybody else is like,
Speaker 6: nobody's saying that, how are you getting this?
Speaker 1: And now what's happening? Isn't this the rumor that she
Speaker 1: was getting ripped for as being the only one who
Speaker 1: was reporting this?
Speaker 2: Like, yes, you know what if I was that, I
Speaker 2: would film myself today and put it online. I would
Speaker 2: just go to the.
Speaker 1: Wow. Good reporting. Yeah, way to go.
Speaker 2: What a scoop?
Speaker 1: When did she say that?
Speaker 2: I think she's stupid? Was it trade deadline or is
Speaker 2: it like more recently than that?
Speaker 8: I think it was more recently than that. I think
Speaker 8: I don't really know the exact answer, but I think
Speaker 8: she's been saying that for a while. That rumor has
Speaker 8: been percolating. I mean, this is uh, there's dan Orlowski
Speaker 8: just retweeted something from October twenty third, twenty twenty five
Speaker 8: about him being traded.
Speaker 1: Now it's audio.
Speaker 8: I don't know if he says he should be traded
Speaker 8: to the Patriots, but I think it's been a long time.
Speaker 2: It's I think you guys missed my great line. Scoop
Speaker 2: and while stupid, that's pretty good. Why don't you do that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you should be some stupid. I burned a lot of bridges.
Speaker 2: You burned your mouth with that coffee too?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did on Friday.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you burnt your mouth on Friday. It's hot tea.
Speaker 1: It's called throat coat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, are you done with coffee? You're just doing
Speaker 1: coat and I'm doing a lot.
Speaker 12: This doesn't have any caffeine as long as it's not
Speaker 12: for I'm against that. Yeah, and the coffee is caffeine,
Speaker 12: it sure does. Yeah, who drinks decaf? Rosie doesn't he?
Speaker 3: What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Rosie drinks?
Speaker 2: Does he drinking that?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: In lovely Italy?
Speaker 1: He's in Italy?
Speaker 2: Is he? Scoop and mush stupid?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure did they go see the Vatican?
Speaker 1: Private tour available to anyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's giving private tours or private stores Italy. Do
Speaker 2: they have Perkins in Italy? I don't think so, think so, No,
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 1: Well, good for him, he deserves a break from all
Speaker 1: the bashing that he takes in this tissue. Yeah, saw specifically,
Speaker 1: but the rest of us a pretty nice to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're correct, man, relevant. Yeah, absolutely, don't say a bad
Speaker 1: word about him, get.
Speaker 2: That right or off? Yeah, correct, keep it clean.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. Four twenty blaze it And when
Speaker 1: we were kids, four to twenty was like for you know,
Speaker 1: the stoners, it was for the troublemakers. Now it's just
Speaker 1: like so mainstream. It's like whatever people are doing, gummies, Yeah,
Speaker 1: needs legalized again. Imagine telling all of ourselves this thirty
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 2: But the people were I'm doing something unfo twenty That's.
Speaker 6: How they talked. I go, oh my god, what if
Speaker 6: you get caught? Right now, It's just like, why would
Speaker 6: we wait till four twenty It's been legal for weeks.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends on if you're an athlete or you
Speaker 2: live in the wrong state.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I watched like the jail blazers bit
Speaker 8: over the weekend? Was it you hawk that saw that?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, but I talked to you about it.
Speaker 8: Yet that's all they get busted for. And it's like
Speaker 8: who cares? Who cares?
Speaker 6: And we'll think how many people that are still in
Speaker 6: jail or prison? Yeah, because of selling weed?
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: I mean let them out? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 3: What is the goal here?
Speaker 1: Twenty five years ago? I was let's see her if
Speaker 1: I can do them to eighty?
Speaker 2: When the time if chimpanzees you were a monkey, I was.
Speaker 8: Probably seventeen twenty five years ago. That makes me feel
Speaker 8: realiable seventeen, but probably seventy. No, I was eighteen because
Speaker 8: I'm forty three. So let's say twenty five years ago,
Speaker 8: it's four twenty, my senior year of high school. We
Speaker 8: would have to nobody had cell phones. We would have
Speaker 8: to zach, we would have to find somebody whose older
Speaker 8: brother sold weed. Then we'd have to be like, all right,
Speaker 8: we'll meet you at like four o'clock at the Wendy's
Speaker 8: parking lot minute, and now you can go about anywhere
Speaker 8: and you can buy all the marijuana you want.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's weird how things have changed.
Speaker 2: Man, it's weird.
Speaker 8: Yep, yeah, yeah, he's got to write them. But like,
Speaker 8: it was so tabooed. If somebody you knew smoke marijuana,
Speaker 8: they were weird. Now who cares?
Speaker 1: It was the Tool Kids, Yeah, it was the Tool
Speaker 1: Kid tool Kids were smoking weed, and it's like, oh god,
Speaker 1: that music's weird and those kids are weird, and now it's.
Speaker 6: Like, god, dang it, everybody's smoking weed and Tools one
Speaker 6: of the best bands of all time.
Speaker 1: The Tool Kids have always they were always right. They
Speaker 1: were just ahead of the curve, right, you gotta be first,
Speaker 1: and the Tool Kids were first. They scared the crap out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were weird twenty six, twenty seven years ago.
Speaker 1: You're like, tool, you listen to Tool you must be weird.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, wait, tool Whales they were right, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tool Whales. Yeah, Tools the best. Yeah scared me though, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it scared everybody.
Speaker 6: Corn scared me. The Corn Kids scared me. Yeah, the
Speaker 6: Corn kids and kids scared me. Terrified me, Yeah, terrified.
Speaker 3: What do you do with that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right, I don't know, those still don't know. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: like gals that I have, like a uniboob. So I
Speaker 6: say that like it's a singular. Yeah, exactly, just one. Well,
Speaker 6: good for you, I say, what do you do with that?
Speaker 6: Like it's one thing.
Speaker 2: Let's go a cyclop boob probably the front runner for
Speaker 2: the title of the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's hard to tell.
Speaker 2: Syclube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, syclube is good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you guys want a robot dog?
Speaker 3: No? Wait?
Speaker 1: Would it live forever?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean unless you decide you want to unplug it,
Speaker 2: which would be cool.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want a robot dog. I barely want
Speaker 1: my dogs.
Speaker 2: Well that's that's the thing, that robot dog don't pooh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't mind that. I know that's part of
Speaker 6: the process. I just wish my dogs wouldn't eat rabbit crap,
Speaker 6: you know, robot eat that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did your dogs eat their own crap? No?
Speaker 2: Mind you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah your dogs are Yeah, it's disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sure, my dog's definitely. Do you let your
Speaker 1: dogs kiss you on the mouth? Me? No, maybe, MAPI.
Speaker 6: So she'll eat her own crap and then lick you
Speaker 6: on your face. Yeah, that explains everything I've been asking about.
Speaker 2: Off the air finds those pink eyes of yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be why I don't feel good all
Speaker 1: the time. I wonder it.
Speaker 2: Could be it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a buffet of her own stuff, her fist
Speaker 6: and then lick your face.
Speaker 1: You let her lick your lips.
Speaker 2: Here's al Po partner.
Speaker 1: It's the sequel just as good.
Speaker 2: Second time.
Speaker 1: It's not as good as the first, but it's it's
Speaker 1: it's something to do. It's a time killer.
Speaker 2: Well, I missed them in there. How would you guys
Speaker 2: have felt if you were at Coachella and Madonna walked
Speaker 2: out on stage?
Speaker 1: That would have been cool?
Speaker 2: Do you think the ladies and gentlemen in the audience
Speaker 2: knew as you were?
Speaker 1: I bet I bet a lot didn't. At first, somebody
Speaker 1: had to say, who the hell is this?
Speaker 3: This? Just that song?
Speaker 1: I think so? Yeah, yeah with uh what's her face?
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if Madonna was gonna have a concert and play
Speaker 6: just the hits, I think I'd go. Yeah, maybe would
Speaker 6: she Playla Bonito? It would be essentially like the one
Speaker 6: time I saw Prince. It's like, I just want to
Speaker 6: see what the experience is like seeing a legend once.
Speaker 6: I don't need to be a diehard Madonna fan at
Speaker 6: this point in my life, but because I never really was.
Speaker 6: But I think i'd like to see her once, exactly
Speaker 6: one time.
Speaker 2: If she was if she was about to pass away
Speaker 2: and the only thing to say her was for you
Speaker 2: to make love to her, would you make love.
Speaker 6: To we're talking to me or Sauce either, because I
Speaker 6: don't think she's gonna want to make out with Sauce after.
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't want needs she needs the elixir.
Speaker 6: Oh there's some kind of nutrients and muppets crap that's
Speaker 6: all over Sauce's beard.
Speaker 1: And I don't mean cal I mean his actual beard.
Speaker 8: Would you save her life with your pen if it
Speaker 8: meant saving Madonna's life?
Speaker 1: Man probably didn't. Kell would be mad if you're like, look,
Speaker 1: I have to do this, She's gonna die.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'd have a conversation. And if she was
Speaker 8: against it, I'd be like, sorry, Madonna, you got to
Speaker 8: pass away.
Speaker 2: No offense, dude, But there's a there's a there's a
Speaker 2: time limit here. She's got to have it. Now she's passing,
Speaker 2: I have to text her.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you she's up.
Speaker 2: Think about while texting. So Madonna's on the break of death.
Speaker 1: And you tell Kel, if I don't make love to her,
Speaker 1: she's going to die, and Kel says, you're not doing that.
Speaker 1: You have to let her die. Don't you feel like
Speaker 1: you're married to a psychopath and she wants Madonna dead?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And do you still zip it up and walk
Speaker 2: away because you've already got it out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't have a zipper though.
Speaker 6: In that's an area you're you're screwed the way, right,
Speaker 6: because she either dies and you're married to a psycho,
Speaker 6: or you make love.
Speaker 1: To Madonna without your wife's permission. M I would probably ask,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: No, we know that we're established that we're saying either
Speaker 6: way she says yes or no. Said she says no,
Speaker 6: you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've said nounderstand. What I'm saying is, so, what
Speaker 2: are you gonna do now that she's told you know,
Speaker 2: she said no, don't do it.
Speaker 1: I'd probably let Madonna pass away, Okay, but now your
Speaker 1: wife killed Madonna. She chose to say, please let that
Speaker 1: woman die. Madonna's disease killed Madonna. What your wife could
Speaker 1: have allowed you to save her?
Speaker 2: What if she's like a virgin?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you understand this hypothetic. I don't
Speaker 1: think I do either.
Speaker 2: You killed Madonna, Man, You and kill man.
Speaker 1: Inspired sorry Madonna to put her down to go tough Kazungas.
Speaker 2: I bet she has some tough Caungas.
Speaker 1: She'll never know, he said, No, I mean you can
Speaker 1: find them on the internet. David, How would you know
Speaker 1: they're tough. You don't know that you can tell her.
Speaker 2: They might look tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd ask Hawk if he thinks they look tough.
Speaker 1: He's seen his share.
Speaker 2: Of boobs in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe, especially on what he mates.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah. You see him run right by me.
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Speaker 6: When we come back, we'll talk about that wild victory.
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Speaker 1: Rape, this is the best. That looks really good? Fave
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Speaker 2: Would you be poor? You look? Cup of it? I
Speaker 2: won't drink all poor you look?
Speaker 3: Cup of it? No, I'll try.
Speaker 2: I'll get my stuff in there. Does that make it better? Sauce?
Speaker 1: Sure, I'll try your voodoo ball. You'll try that, but
Speaker 1: you won't save Madonna? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: A lot man? Minnesota Wild one.
Speaker 6: Six to one over the Dastars Game one Saturday in Texas.
Speaker 2: Zachi was there?
Speaker 6: Goals by Caprizov, Hartman, two by Boldie, too by Eric Sinak,
Speaker 6: Ballsted with twenty seven saves the Wild lead four rip
Speaker 6: and don't forget again. They have lost nine consecutive playoff series.
Speaker 3: Let's do this.
Speaker 2: Come on, Hey, Zach, are you there? You're turned on?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, no, I turned on?
Speaker 2: Yes, Hey Zach. Look at Corey again. Look at that
Speaker 2: s It looks like he's got somebody's trying to tear
Speaker 2: off his foreskin.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Let me see what this means.
Speaker 2: Just terrible. It looks like you're losing your religion.
Speaker 5: Lost.
Speaker 3: Look at this camera.
Speaker 2: That's even better. Let me see this caffeine. It looks
Speaker 2: like you're being held hostage somewhere and we don't know
Speaker 2: for sure where you're at.
Speaker 3: Blink twice if you're in danger. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Could I water with most energy drink? Let me see
Speaker 2: this hit the old skip button. Oh yeah, that does
Speaker 2: not look good. It does not. Does it not look
Speaker 2: like torn for skin? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They're playing the Seventh Street entry.
Speaker 1: Well, and now that Zach's in the little you know,
Speaker 1: little side screen, it just looks like he's Jigsaw and
Speaker 1: he's gonna be do some kind of a puzzle.
Speaker 2: Saw. Let him go.
Speaker 1: Leave him alone, Zack, Saw.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's pounding you in his hotel room.
Speaker 1: I crash you and he's punching the wrong way the
Speaker 1: other way. Still wrong way, buddy, Really on my screen?
Speaker 3: Right away? Weird?
Speaker 1: No wrong way, by the way, You'll get there. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: The Minnesota Wild Zach, Why are.
Speaker 1: You in Dallas? For what, Hey, I wasn't the oh
Speaker 1: the Alamo not that.
Speaker 6: Oh what a game though, man, that that was all
Speaker 6: Minnesota Wild almost from the jump, just absolute domination.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you said it from the jump.
Speaker 13: They they came out of the gates absolutely uh flying
Speaker 13: even all three periods. Really they dominated the first part
Speaker 13: of each period and I think their latest goal in
Speaker 13: the empty net was like the fifth one with at
Speaker 13: the eighth and a half minute mark. But yeah, they
Speaker 13: they they just really seemed to be something they were
Speaker 13: planning on doing right away.
Speaker 3: Just get everything.
Speaker 13: They get everything they could on Otnger, getting tested early.
Speaker 13: They earned that power plays, Zu Grello took that elbow
Speaker 13: to the face and took advantage of it as well.
Speaker 13: I mean, everything basically went right for the Wild. The
Speaker 13: Stars in a late second period push, but that was
Speaker 13: the closest they got to having any sort of success.
Speaker 13: So total team domination really from Minnesota, and man, if
Speaker 13: they play like that thrust of the series, this might
Speaker 13: this might be done pretty quickly here. Obviously the Stars
Speaker 13: are going to come back with a push, but the
Speaker 13: way the Wild just from top to bottom, everybody had
Speaker 13: a great game and just need to keep doing.
Speaker 6: That it's going to be amazing. If the Wild win
Speaker 6: this series relatively easily. Let's say they do, We're going
Speaker 6: to look back at the last like four or five
Speaker 6: months and go man, Minnesota sports fans were so ready
Speaker 6: for the built in excuse, right, like this format sucks,
Speaker 6: it's not fair that we have to play Dallas and
Speaker 6: round one. What all of us at least hinted like
Speaker 6: this is just not fair and that was going to
Speaker 6: be the whole story if we got bounced, right, it's
Speaker 6: like this has to change. But instead, what if we
Speaker 6: just flip the script and it's not even remotely a factor.
Speaker 6: We just win like four out of five and we
Speaker 6: move on.
Speaker 2: That'd be great.
Speaker 13: And we spent all that time talking about how home
Speaker 13: ice advantage and you know how important it is, and
Speaker 13: we just saw on Saturday how really little importance it does.
Speaker 3: I think I think the Wild being able to rest
Speaker 3: when they were I mean, like.
Speaker 13: I said a couple weeks ago that lost to Dallas
Speaker 13: might have been a blessing in disguise. These guys got healthy,
Speaker 13: they got ready to go, and they looked looked a
Speaker 13: lot better than Dallas on Saturday. Again, things could change
Speaker 13: tonight for sure. But the way they came out and
Speaker 13: the way this team is on the ice, and then
Speaker 13: even off the ice as well, just jelling together, there
Speaker 13: could be something special brewing here in that locker room.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: So remember a couple of years ago the Minnesota Vikings
Speaker 6: opened up against the Giants and it was like, wow,
Speaker 6: we get to play Daniel Jones yep. But the comeback
Speaker 6: was like, well, yeah, but the Giant so like, great,
Speaker 6: we get to play Sam Darnold yep. That was before
Speaker 6: either one of them ascended. Yeah right, this is gonna
Speaker 6: be one of those examples as well. Is for a
Speaker 6: while we were like, oh man, we got to play
Speaker 6: Dallas in round one. This sucks, this isn't fair. Well,
Speaker 6: guess what Dallas has to play us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: That was one of the best Minnesota playoff games I've
Speaker 8: ever seen. They just kicked the crap out of them
Speaker 8: and it was sweet to watch. Hopefully they can win
Speaker 8: tonight because winning tonight would be a stranglehold on this thing.
Speaker 1: That would be sweet. But they got to play with
Speaker 1: the same oop that they had on set.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 3: We haven't even mentioned. Yes, Revolseat the rookie.
Speaker 1: He was great.
Speaker 3: Giving up one goal.
Speaker 13: He didn't have to make anything crazy save wise, but
Speaker 13: he made everything he needed to make, didn't give up
Speaker 13: any juicy rebounds.
Speaker 3: It was performance by him.
Speaker 2: Egged Jews. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Game two tonight eight thirty in Dallas. Let's go hell yeah,
Speaker 6: so two late games. Yeah, the Wild Game starts atday thirty.
Speaker 6: The Wolves games nine to thirty. Yeh, yuck, stay up
Speaker 6: and watch if you're a fan. I mean, no, okay,
Speaker 6: then some of it.
Speaker 8: I will watch a good amount of the Wild Game
Speaker 8: nine to thirty, which probably means for the Wolves it'll
Speaker 8: start at like nine to fifty. That's ridiculous. I can't
Speaker 8: wait till we move to the East when we play
Speaker 8: at six. That'll be great. That's perfect for me. Nine
Speaker 8: to thirty on a weeknight is stupid. Tell me why
Speaker 8: that's ten thirty.
Speaker 1: Who said it? Somebody said this the other day.
Speaker 8: It may have been John Crystal said on Friday that
Speaker 8: like half of the population lives on the East Coast.
Speaker 8: Why are we playing playoff games at ten thirty at
Speaker 8: night on the East Coast.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. Play them at like they're playoff games.
Speaker 8: We have everybody has sixty screens now, It's not like
Speaker 8: twenty five years ago when you had one and you
Speaker 8: only had one channel. They're all on different streaming services.
Speaker 8: Play them at two in the afternoon. People will watch them.
Speaker 8: You don't have to play them like you should stagger
Speaker 8: them like every thirty minutes.
Speaker 6: So instead of nine thirty, you would like a playoff
Speaker 6: game to be at two o'clock on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Yes, people would watch it.
Speaker 8: Interesting, well not maybe not two, but like let's say
Speaker 8: five thirty, five thirty be perfect. I'd just be done
Speaker 8: with dinner. It'd be a great time.
Speaker 2: You're done with dinner five thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh, if not earlier. Yeah, sometimes we'd have four.
Speaker 2: You got done in an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a slow day. It was a slow
Speaker 1: meal that day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 6: The oh, by the way back to the while for
Speaker 6: a second, Carill scored his sixteenth career playoff goal. That
Speaker 6: is tied now with Zach Perezi for the most in
Speaker 6: Wild histories. Hell yeah, he obviously passed Gabrick this year
Speaker 6: for most goals in regular season and Wild history, but
Speaker 6: now he just needs one more and he has the
Speaker 6: most in playoff history for the Wild as well, which
Speaker 6: is you know, it's a no brainer.
Speaker 2: It's just a matter of when. Yeah, man.
Speaker 6: Game two tonight, the Wolves lost Game one Saturday in Denver,
Speaker 6: one sixteen to one oh five. Joker At a triple double,
Speaker 6: twenty five points, thirteen boards, eleven assists. They shot a
Speaker 6: billion free throws and they made basically all of them.
Speaker 6: They being Denver and had twenty two. Denver's won thirteen
Speaker 6: straight games. If you go back to the regular season,
Speaker 6: Wolves did have a twelve point first half lead piss
Speaker 6: it away pretty quickly. Game two tonight in Denver nine
Speaker 6: thirty on DraftKings, the Nuggets are six and a half
Speaker 6: point favorites.
Speaker 8: Yet again, this is just my opinion. That's going to
Speaker 8: be a certain the Wolves are going to be swept nobody.
Speaker 6: A little more than a day and a half ago,
Speaker 6: saw tweeted and looks uninterested?
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 8: He looked uninterested for about the first I don't think
Speaker 8: he's fully healthy. I don't think he hasn't played in
Speaker 8: like a month, he basically said after the I mean,
Speaker 8: are you.
Speaker 6: A little over a day and a half ago, Sawce tweeted,
Speaker 6: what a bleeping joke, that's so cheap.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was about there's no content. No,
Speaker 1: I assume it's when. Okay, you know Marie fell on
Speaker 1: Jade McDaniel's foot. I think you're correct. That was a
Speaker 1: cheap call. You have to admit that I'm not wrong
Speaker 1: about that. Corlis.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: On Saturday, you tweeted, can't wait until they trade Randall? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. He's a liability.
Speaker 2: Oh, I liked him, thought we liked him. He was
Speaker 2: our guy last year.
Speaker 1: He was good against Oklahoma City.
Speaker 6: On Saturday, you tweeted Minnesota sports are awful. This will
Speaker 6: be a sweep.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was before the Wild dominated. Then I moved on.
Speaker 8: I don't care about the Wolves anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 6: On Saturday, somebody named Brady tweeted at you and said
Speaker 6: you're the most negative Minnesota sports fan known.
Speaker 2: Grow up. Yeah, you should grow up.
Speaker 1: And you responded with a gift of Forrest Gump waving
Speaker 1: from a boat. Yeah, that's my go to.
Speaker 6: A Little more than a day ago, you tweeted not
Speaker 6: trading the Core at the deadline was the right move,
Speaker 6: and you attached a gift of Robert Downey jun you're
Speaker 6: rolling his eyes.
Speaker 8: Yeah that I agreed. They keeping this core that's going
Speaker 8: to get them swept was the right move.
Speaker 2: Thank you for punctuaiting.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fourteen hours ago you tweeted a gift of a
Speaker 6: dumpster on fire floating down a river.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that.
Speaker 2: The Wolves are the Twins.
Speaker 1: That was the Twins losing four straight. You know, I
Speaker 1: read some of your tweets and because you tweet a
Speaker 1: lot and you're in love with me, yeah, and uh,
Speaker 1: you have one hundred and twenty five thousand followers. Wow,
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five thousand people. That's way too much.
Speaker 3: Read that for me.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are bots that Piz Sauce probably
Speaker 1: communicates with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did they read your tweets while they were run
Speaker 2: that marathon I saw in Japan?
Speaker 1: Probably nineteen hours ago, you tweeted a gift of Vince
Speaker 1: McMahon fighting back tears, and you tweeted when tomorrow is
Speaker 1: the start of Draft week.
Speaker 2: Can't wait.
Speaker 1: It's a fun week.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I like sports.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Kenyon City. Yeah, speaking of Vince McMahon.
Speaker 6: So turn on the old TV sports centers on or
Speaker 6: sorry that sports center ESPN's on.
Speaker 1: God and.
Speaker 6: There's wrestle Mania forty two. Yep, And I got a
Speaker 6: little lucky because I.
Speaker 2: Don't I don't give two craps about wrestling.
Speaker 6: But you know, back in the day, our guy Brock
Speaker 6: Lessner was on this show once in a while, right,
Speaker 6: he was super good friends with Mike Morris good.
Speaker 1: He was always really good to us, nice guy.
Speaker 3: And I.
Speaker 6: Flip on the old ESPN and there's Brock fighting back tears,
Speaker 6: middle of the ring, taking his gloves off, taking his
Speaker 6: shoes off, leaving his gloves and his shoes in the
Speaker 6: middle of the ring and walking off, and everybody says,
Speaker 6: that's pretty much it. That that was his retirement signal,
Speaker 6: leaving the gloves, leaving the shoes over for Brock because
Speaker 6: he lost.
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't see that part.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the actual match Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 1: So he lost to Hemsworth. And then I guess he said,
Speaker 1: if I'm going to lose to actors, I shouldn't do
Speaker 1: this anymore. So if Brock is done with a WWE.
Speaker 6: Hell of a run. Yeah, tons of money, tons of fans,
Speaker 6: tons of fame. What twenty plus years, give or take
Speaker 6: twenty years, twenty something years.
Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, I mean yeah, twenty years, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: On the WWE.
Speaker 1: That's a hell of a run for Rock and you.
Speaker 2: Know he took some time went to the UFC. It's fighting, that's.
Speaker 6: Why on the broadcast, that's why they said he's the
Speaker 6: greatest combat sports athlete of all time if you consider
Speaker 6: that he technically was the heavyweight champion of the UFC,
Speaker 6: was he not?
Speaker 1: He was twice, so he was the UFC champ.
Speaker 6: And obviously he's been it's this is breaking, it's fake,
Speaker 6: but he's been a WWE champion multiple They were saying,
Speaker 6: he's arguably the greatest combat sports athlete of all time.
Speaker 6: He's a big dude, big dude, big deal, a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Did you say you turned it on yesterday or Saturday?
Speaker 1: I don't know because they replayed part of it. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: that was the replay.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then I saw that during.
Speaker 8: A ladder match where there's a belt hanging above the crowd,
Speaker 8: and that was really bad.
Speaker 2: To start a fire like up on a top of
Speaker 2: a building.
Speaker 8: That was the acting to pretend some of the best
Speaker 8: athletes couldn't reach this belt was unbelievably bad. Everybody had
Speaker 8: a fair shot at it, and then every time they'd
Speaker 8: fall or somebody off the ground had get back up
Speaker 8: climbing the ring and knock them off when they were
Speaker 8: inches away from grabbing it.
Speaker 1: How do you watch that?
Speaker 6: It's so bad? Don't ah, what are you guys laughing?
Speaker 6: I didn't see a part of that match as well.
Speaker 6: My favorite thing is I haven't seen wrestling in a long, long,
Speaker 6: long time. Everything you just said is true. It's just
Speaker 6: so funny how passionate you are. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: But my favorite thing is not only could a world
Speaker 1: class athlete scale a ladder quickly and easily grab a
Speaker 1: belt and get it down and win, the best part
Speaker 1: is how many times they had to make sure that
Speaker 1: the ladder was perfectly centered. Perfect I'm not climbing this
Speaker 1: thing unless it's lined up exactly how I just get
Speaker 1: up there and grab the belt. It's so freaking dumb,
Speaker 1: but hey.
Speaker 2: People love it.
Speaker 1: Like what you like?
Speaker 2: That's fine? Yeah, yeah, russ.
Speaker 1: Uh, make sure that ladders at exactly ninety degrees or
Speaker 1: you're never going to be able to climb this. And
Speaker 1: they're obviously fake ladders. It's the mask. Whatever, let's get
Speaker 1: it off my screen.
Speaker 2: You know I'd rather watch Let me watch a real.
Speaker 1: Sport like the World Series of Poker. Idiots right, something real? Uh,
Speaker 1: Leeber joins in a second.
Speaker 3: This is the power to you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go. It's time for what really matters.
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Speaker 1: Your Cincinnati Reds Christopher swept the Minnesota Twins. They won
Speaker 1: yesterday seven to four in ten innings. The red scored
Speaker 1: three in the top of the nine, three in the
Speaker 1: top of the tenth. They come back and win seven
Speaker 1: to four. Bailey over was good though, six and a third,
Speaker 1: three hits, one run, ten strikeouts. Look it up on
Speaker 1: your phone. So the Twins lose three straight. They are
Speaker 1: now eleven and eleven.
Speaker 6: And eleven is the key number here, because the Twins
Speaker 6: are off today and then they face the Mets in
Speaker 6: New York and they have lost eleven straight games.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They are now seven and fifteen.
Speaker 6: The New York Mets. They're hideous, eleven straight. Everybody's yelling
Speaker 6: at him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't be bad. You can't beat the big
Speaker 2: red Machine with Johnny Bench, Sesar Sadanio, Ken Griffyr.
Speaker 9: I guess ket Rose, you can't do it well. What
Speaker 9: really matters is this buried beneath.
Speaker 2: The sand for centuries. Archaeologists just found a perfectly preserved
Speaker 2: two thousand year old anchor in the North Sea. I
Speaker 2: love that blank longhad beneath the shifting sands of the
Speaker 2: North Sea, perfectly preserved. This anchor just came to light.
Speaker 2: Imagine two thousand years old. Two thousand years old find
Speaker 2: made off the coast of the UK during a seabed survey.
Speaker 2: As reported by some news source, The anchors built from
Speaker 2: wood and iron, a mix that typically deteriorates under water quickly,
Speaker 2: which makes the level of preservation especially unusual. Corey, its
Speaker 2: condition is great. Everything points to this being a Roman
Speaker 2: anchor of almost two thousand years old and an incredibly
Speaker 2: rare piece of history. Interesting, a Roman anchor, how about it?
Speaker 2: I don't know how they figured all that stuff out
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 1: How did people back in the day figure out how
Speaker 1: to make anchors?
Speaker 2: You know, they didn't have to watch TV. No, they
Speaker 2: didn't know how to play poker.
Speaker 1: Yet, they didn't have a YouTube channel to be like,
Speaker 1: how do I how do I weld?
Speaker 2: They had to use their imagination to diddle themselves. Yep,
Speaker 2: nobody wants that, right, right, So they made anchors because
Speaker 2: they were pissed. But the lack of pornography.
Speaker 1: Little did they know. I hold on for two thousand
Speaker 1: more years, hold on for one more hold on for
Speaker 1: one more day. Into guys on an anchor from like
Speaker 1: two thousand years ago.
Speaker 2: Corey was concerned that they didn't watch porn while they
Speaker 2: were making anchors.
Speaker 1: If I was no, you were very concerned.
Speaker 6: Hawk was like, no, it was brought up, but I
Speaker 6: didn't dismiss it. But I wouldn't say I was concerned.
Speaker 6: I was more concentrat on the the concept of making
Speaker 6: an anchor two thousand years ago they figured it out.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I just would have made a just a steal
Speaker 14: or lead ball and just over found a way to
Speaker 14: like tie a rope to a rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just stayed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it be like, how do we make this rope?
Speaker 14: Even No, there's no chance that you would have stayed
Speaker 14: at home because the idea that there are slutty mermaids
Speaker 14: out in the sea, you'd be on that ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hawk doesn't care if he gets scurvy from him.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, no, you gotta have scurve. Yeah, yeah, scurve.
Speaker 2: He's the least of my worries.
Speaker 1: The Colorado Avalanche lead one nothing after a two to
Speaker 1: one win over the Los Angeles Kings. Sorry, keeping an
Speaker 1: eye on the ads because if the Wild advance, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to run into them as well. So the
Speaker 1: Ads are up one game to nothing.
Speaker 2: They know if about it? Brother, did you see the
Speaker 2: Wild playing game one?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 15: You gotta win three more though, unstoppable. Unstoppable's going to
Speaker 15: stop us. I wish they'd saved some of those goals. Yeah,
Speaker 15: one of the two of those in your pocket for later,
Speaker 15: because you're only allowed so many in a playoffs. What
Speaker 15: I'm saying, right, yeah, put some in your pocket for later.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the more you score, the more you demoralize. Jake Ottinger.
Speaker 1: And look, I know he's one of us, but that's great.
Speaker 1: Let's let's scare him to death. I agree, right, unless
Speaker 1: his family's listening that I apologize, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they understand. I'm just saying like he's the enemy until
Speaker 1: he's not. It's not until he's not.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this German and Dutch coffee
Speaker 2: and butter traders avoided paying taxes by storing the products
Speaker 2: in a region of the Netherlands. It became part of
Speaker 2: West Germany at midnight August first, nineteen sixty three, which
Speaker 2: became Forever afternoon. That's butter night.
Speaker 1: That sounds good, sauce. If you get fired from here
Speaker 1: at some point when butter trader sounds like that is
Speaker 1: your future profession, I would be good at that. What
Speaker 1: a sauce into now, butter trades, butter trade butter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll cut your grass if you give him butter. He'll
Speaker 1: he's a butterface, wash your dog if you give that.
Speaker 1: I think I'm now going to start cut my own
Speaker 1: lawn at my new place.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, hold on, Yeah, this is big stuff.
Speaker 8: I think I'm gonna buy a lawn more and cut
Speaker 8: my own. It's a little it's a tad hilly, but yeah.
Speaker 1: There's no chance.
Speaker 2: Then you are.
Speaker 1: Hell, that's what I thought. There's no chance.
Speaker 2: I just learn the local rabbit life that you're coming
Speaker 2: back with a vengeance. That's a good point I have
Speaker 2: not so does that mean that you're gonna do. You're
Speaker 2: gonna do all the doggy poop pick up as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: gotta do.
Speaker 1: That before you before you mow the lawn.
Speaker 2: That's manure guys.
Speaker 1: Four weeks, right, But he lasts. Do you think for most?
Speaker 1: I think he most absolute most for yeah, and then
Speaker 1: he hires a service. Here's the thing.
Speaker 8: Take a deep breath. I have the advantage of I
Speaker 8: don't have to mow it in the high heat at
Speaker 8: like two in the afternoon. I could mow it at
Speaker 8: like ten am on a Monday.
Speaker 2: You are never going home and mowing your yard from work. Never.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna mow my own yard. Wow, I
Speaker 1: made the I made the change, and I love it.
Speaker 1: You're in shape.
Speaker 2: It's not about being in shape, yes, it is. All
Speaker 2: these are self propelled lawnmowers. Yeah.
Speaker 14: You just squeezed the handle and it just goes. I agree,
Speaker 14: Thanks Tom. Yeah, all right, you'll like it. You just
Speaker 14: put some tunes on, listen to a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tunes are good.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be one of those things that you
Speaker 1: mow your your yard and about halfway through mowing, your
Speaker 1: watch goes.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, new personal record. Correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna mow my own yard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you'll pull a muscle and complain about
Speaker 2: it for a month and a half.
Speaker 14: Four weeks to have so much thought into it. Are
Speaker 14: you gonna do an all electric? Are you gonna do now?
Speaker 14: Cycle action? Maybe a little two cycle action?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, less than a moment.
Speaker 1: Why do you not have faith in me? I've known
Speaker 1: you for two decades.
Speaker 2: Good boy, thank you. Yeah, i'd say under a month.
Speaker 6: The Canadians won in overtime four to three over the
Speaker 6: Tampa Bay Lightning, so they take an early one nothing.
Speaker 2: Lead the Montreal Canadians.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 2: I need to know more about this story, but this
Speaker 2: is fascinating. A kid watched Jaws in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: He got obsessed with Quint's World War II monologue. He
Speaker 2: interviewed one hundred and fifty real survivors, and then he
Speaker 2: had to testify before Congress because he found out that
Speaker 2: the Navy captain who was blamed for the entire situation
Speaker 2: was wrongly disgraced and he was exonerated, all because the
Speaker 2: kid watched that scene from Sharks or from Jaws.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, so all those survivors backed up the story
Speaker 1: that the guy didn't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exonerated.
Speaker 1: What was he accused of doing wrong?
Speaker 2: Sleeping with the enemy?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean that's just I mean, great film.
Speaker 3: Never saw it.
Speaker 6: Our guy Ben Maller speaking of sleeping with the enemy,
Speaker 6: our guy Ben Maller was saying that I think it
Speaker 6: was the Was it in Touch magazine something like that.
Speaker 6: Touch Magazine reported over the weekend that Robert Kraft tried
Speaker 6: to kill this Vrabel story, like got got a heads
Speaker 6: up on it and tried to kill it before it
Speaker 6: came out.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Pro Football Talk just said that. Yeah, hmm, wait, I
Speaker 14: thought there was nothing to see here. Tried to kill
Speaker 14: the story. Hmm hmm.
Speaker 3: Interesting fun one.
Speaker 14: Speaking of movies, quick tangent only but a goodie. Did
Speaker 14: not realize how good the movie was. It was on
Speaker 14: my Netflix and it said it was good. It was
Speaker 14: going to disappear at the end of the month, and
Speaker 14: I had a couple of days, you know, basically two
Speaker 14: weeks to watch this.
Speaker 2: Secario. That scene at the checkpoint, it's great.
Speaker 1: Never saw it.
Speaker 2: That's scene at the checkpoint. It's so good. That's a
Speaker 2: top ten scene all time.
Speaker 14: It's so good. Yes, you're correct. There's a there's a
Speaker 14: quiet intensity about the whole movie. I mean really from
Speaker 14: the get go, when they go into that the very
Speaker 14: opening scene means.
Speaker 2: And God, Benizio del Toro is so good.
Speaker 1: He's always always anyway.
Speaker 14: It's uh, it's been a long time coming. I've heard
Speaker 14: great things about that movie. And it was on the
Speaker 14: Netflix and it was like, it's gonna listen, it's gonna
Speaker 14: disappear if you don't watch this in two weeks.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm gonna watch this.
Speaker 2: God, it was good, so good. I'd watched it again.
Speaker 3: It was that good.
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do? And then they drive away?
Speaker 14: Yeah, and they just drive away and all those people
Speaker 14: redlocks sitting in their cars.
Speaker 2: Watching all that go down. Yeah, can you imagine? Wow?
Speaker 2: I know I remember bits and pieces of the movie.
Speaker 2: I remember that entire scene. Oh, I know, that's so
Speaker 2: good because you're just waiting. I don't know what techniques
Speaker 2: are involved, but you are on edge, Yeah, sitting there
Speaker 2: watching a movie as if you're in the car. Oh,
Speaker 2: you gotta watch I can't believe you're not seeing it.
Speaker 6: But you'd really like it, because I agree again Chad
Speaker 6: Abit thinks I watched a thousand hours of TV a week.
Speaker 1: I listen to Twin Cities Live from three to four
Speaker 1: thirty pass gas. I normally am actively watching Jeopardy. It's
Speaker 1: hard to not watch Jeopardy. And that's about it. I
Speaker 1: don't watch a lot of TV. I watch a lot
Speaker 1: of poker. That kind of counts.
Speaker 6: I guess, chat out, but I'm not sitting around watching
Speaker 6: movies and TV's like a TV like I did in
Speaker 6: my twenties.
Speaker 1: That was most of my twenties, most of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I guess.
Speaker 14: I'm kind of the same way. I'll watch sports when
Speaker 14: they're on and then yeah that's right. Uh huh, big
Speaker 14: boy over here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't like a I can't. I can't be
Speaker 6: in a in a silent home. That makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: So I just need background noise, and.
Speaker 2: Twin Cities Live is the best background noise that I.
Speaker 1: Have going right now. But I don't chat with your family.
Speaker 1: You mean Ben and Elizabeth, Kelly and Kristen.
Speaker 2: Chapstick and Boondoggle. Yeah, Chapstick and boon Doggle more of
Speaker 2: what really.
Speaker 1: Matters with Ben Leeber and the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 3: After this on the Van.
Speaker 2: Fin Spring in the Twin Cities area, leaver here blooming,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I do feel like I'm coming out of a
Speaker 14: winter cocoon.
Speaker 1: Do you believe it's over? Do you believe that the
Speaker 1: twenty four or so hours of cold that we have
Speaker 1: is the last like breath of winter?
Speaker 3: Do you believe that we're done with?
Speaker 2: I think I looked ahead and it seems like that
Speaker 2: we're done.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 14: Oh, I think it's going to warm up this week,
Speaker 14: and that I thought the extended forecast said something we're
Speaker 14: going to dip back into the high thirties forties per day.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's in my mind. Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 14: I mean when we touch eighty degrees on Wednesday, don't
Speaker 14: care if we dip down again for one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just stay inside that day, you know. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I mean forty one. I mean when I'm gonna stay
Speaker 1: inside too.
Speaker 2: It's too hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: What's it supposed to be today?
Speaker 3: Sixty?
Speaker 1: Yes, sir?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's like a weird kind of in between things.
Speaker 2: I'll probably just stay inside. Yeah, what about tomorrow when
Speaker 2: it's in the seventies? Umm?
Speaker 3: I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 1: Probably you'll stay inside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's a good call.
Speaker 6: All right, Let's do more of what really matter, scores
Speaker 6: and stats around the world of sports.
Speaker 2: In between, Crystal, change your life with something else. I'll
Speaker 2: do my best core, Okay, all right.
Speaker 6: Big football news over the weekend, Benjamin, the Giants traded
Speaker 6: defensive lineman Dexter Lawrence, who was floating around in some
Speaker 6: Vikings rumors. We don't know if that was actual smoke
Speaker 6: or fire, but nevertheless, it doesn't matter, because the Giants
Speaker 6: traded Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals for the number ten
Speaker 6: overall pick, and Thursday's drafts of the Giants now have
Speaker 6: picks five and ten. Dexter Lawrence is twenty eight years old,
Speaker 6: and I believe he signed for twenty eight million. I
Speaker 6: basied him to a one year million dollar extension.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I think that was the reassurance that I needed to
Speaker 14: see what we would have to give up if the
Speaker 14: Vikings actually want to make a move for him. And
Speaker 14: do I agree that he's he's better than any other
Speaker 14: defensive tackle on the draft, Yes, yeah, absolutely, you'd have
Speaker 14: to pay him, which you know we're we're kind of
Speaker 14: you know, tight on the old cash, so that didn't
Speaker 14: make sense. And then that we would have to give
Speaker 14: up eighteen and something else because obviously the value of
Speaker 14: just ten straight up is not going to equal just eighteen,
Speaker 14: so we'd have to give up eighteen and something else.
Speaker 14: It did not make a lot of sense. So glad
Speaker 14: to see all that sort of reassured that. I think
Speaker 14: most of us were thinking the same thing. Like, very
Speaker 14: talented player obviously could have helped our our defense, but
Speaker 14: in this particular draft, with our GM situation, with all
Speaker 14: the things going around, like, we just need to acquire
Speaker 14: more picks than give things up. So even if it's
Speaker 14: a talented player, so good for him, gets a new contract,
Speaker 14: a fresh start.
Speaker 1: And we get to hold onto all of our picks.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this going to hang on
Speaker 2: to a lot of picks? A lot of picks, right,
Speaker 2: nine of them? Yeah? Could well have a fourth rounder?
Speaker 3: No not yet?
Speaker 2: Oh there we go.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so are you hearing that we might acquire
Speaker 1: a fourth rounder? It's a good chance. So is it
Speaker 1: possible that we that we don't and just remain without
Speaker 1: a fourth rounder? I could see us not happen.
Speaker 3: One year.
Speaker 1: All right, so it's possible that we have a fourth rounder.
Speaker 2: It's also possible that we don't interesting interesting. It could
Speaker 2: be either what oft dickens it really does?
Speaker 1: All right to six point fifty am Day, April twentieth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. You heard it here first on Friday,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who they're going to take fantastic.
Speaker 2: What really matters is this. In nineteen forty three, a
Speaker 2: bomber named the Lady be Good became lost in a
Speaker 2: storm well coming from Italy and crashed in the Sahara Desert.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Rosie's flight?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it was not? Hadn't happened to him yet in Italy?
Speaker 1: He is right now?
Speaker 2: He was only eighteen and nineteen forty three well played.
Speaker 2: Their surviving crew members lived the ultimate cartoon slash movie
Speaker 2: slash book Nightmare Quicksand they survived, but they landed in
Speaker 2: the Sahara Desert. They tried to walk to find hope
Speaker 2: and help and safety.
Speaker 1: Got disoriented, sandworms, got lost, yep oasis, the whole bay
Speaker 1: of water died. Wonderwall Man.
Speaker 2: They found the plane in nineteen fifty eight. It took
Speaker 2: till nineteen sixty to find the bodies. I'm surprised they
Speaker 2: even found them. Did they say how far they walked?
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 3: Let me take a look.
Speaker 2: Care baby, what have you got in this thing? It's
Speaker 2: mine dustinal size hair truck. Without it, we ain't found.
Speaker 2: There's one more dune, he said. The two dudes ago
Speaker 2: other team the advisor. In nineteen sixty February, United States
Speaker 2: Army conducted a formal search of the area and five
Speaker 2: bodies were found. The team concluded that other bodies were
Speaker 2: likely bury beneath sand dunes after finding evidence that at
Speaker 2: least three of the surviving crew members had continued walking northward.
Speaker 2: So three of them kept going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean once the other one is dead
Speaker 1: and you have no choice, keep going, honest question.
Speaker 14: Yes, at what point in time do you when so
Speaker 14: and dies you just chop off a thigh and just
Speaker 14: take it with you and say, well, well we might
Speaker 14: need this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point, or you know, shave off
Speaker 2: the old buttocks.
Speaker 1: And beuh we need slabs. Yeah, we're gonna need this
Speaker 1: for fuel.
Speaker 6: Now, this is I'm asking this question as somebody that
Speaker 6: doesn't eat like a normal human adult, right, I have
Speaker 6: a really bad diet.
Speaker 1: In general, would shaved ass be good or will be
Speaker 1: a lot of energy? It's a lot of fact like
Speaker 1: chicken tas like chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you could use a little start of fire, thanks
Speaker 14: Billy Joel chew on a little just.
Speaker 2: To get some nutrients. Smoke from dism fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sauce. If you were in the desert when you
Speaker 1: eat some ass, yeah.
Speaker 2: I would hate it because I'd still be alive walking
Speaker 2: along and I'd feel him chewing on my butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 3: No, I know.
Speaker 1: I just like your slabs. Have we found a casino yet?
Speaker 1: That's what I keep asking. In a second, just got
Speaker 1: a text, Oh no, Tommy says, when are we going
Speaker 1: to the Sahara? Oh I don't understand that.
Speaker 3: What does he mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think he means yeah, they closed that one
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm dying. I'm dying, Please don't save me.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 6: Also over the weekend, Man, this number was a little shocking,
Speaker 6: was it not? Will Anderson of the Texans. Yeah, three years,
Speaker 6: one hundred and fifty million dollars, the NFL's highest paid
Speaker 6: non quarterback. He finished second last year in defensive Player
Speaker 6: of the Year bind Miles Garrett, twenty four years old.
Speaker 6: He had twelve sacks last season, three force funnels. But
Speaker 6: all of the other analytics basically say he's just as
Speaker 6: disruptive as it gets. Yes, so it's one of those
Speaker 6: true like everybody that knows the game knows he is
Speaker 6: just like an unstoppable force. So it doesn't matter if
Speaker 6: the other numbers look good but not great, like, oh,
Speaker 6: twelve sacks is solid more than solid, But I guess
Speaker 6: he just is disruptive as hell either way. Fifty million
Speaker 6: dollars a year Benjamin for will Anderson.
Speaker 14: Yeah, admittedly, I think that I'm like a lot of
Speaker 14: people here in the Upper Midwest that I didn't watch
Speaker 14: a lot of Houston Texans film. And then when I
Speaker 14: was doing that game for Westwood One and they're playing
Speaker 14: the Patriots in the playoffs, of course I turned on
Speaker 14: some more of the film just kind of watch my god.
Speaker 2: I mean, you bring up Miles Garrett and we see it.
Speaker 14: We see more of Miles Garrett here, and we see
Speaker 14: probably more highlights just because he's chasing records and all
Speaker 14: this stuff. But when you watch that defense, which is
Speaker 14: a phenomenal defense anyway, he is on a play by
Speaker 14: play basis always noticeable, always, and then you pair him
Speaker 14: up with Daniel, it's the perfect pass rushing tandem and
Speaker 14: Daniel I don't think.
Speaker 1: I still think he's underrated.
Speaker 14: I mean, I don't know what his contract situation looks like,
Speaker 14: but God, that defense fits both of them so well.
Speaker 14: And I think I think Daniil's playing better than he
Speaker 14: played when he was here in both the run in
Speaker 14: the past and just being disruptive and just being a
Speaker 14: force on the edges. Like both of those guys are
Speaker 14: really really outstanding players.
Speaker 9: But what really matters is this, Despite being a rock
Speaker 9: star with a reputation, Keith Richards has been happily married
Speaker 9: to his wife, Patti Hansen for over forty two years.
Speaker 3: Did not know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either. I thought he was single.
Speaker 2: Nope. Wow, man, I'm just hoping he's single. Really were Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was yeah, forty two years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently he's getting some satisfaction.
Speaker 1: Great song he got married when he was sixty three.
Speaker 16: Oh, good for him. Great math too, Thanks. Well, I
Speaker 16: just trust you on it, so do I. Yeah, I
Speaker 16: think it makes sense. Yeah, it checks out. Yeah, I
Speaker 16: think he's one hundred and five.
Speaker 2: I mean he likes drugs and drug years.
Speaker 1: He's one hundred and five cold sweat, babydink.
Speaker 2: He's celebrating Hitler's birthday. What wow, No, what it's today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hitler's birthday is four twenty.
Speaker 2: Four to twenty is Hitler's birthday?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well okay, oh all right, I mean that's that, Zach.
Speaker 1: Zach's gonna celebrate the weird part of it.
Speaker 2: I think, Zach, are you there?
Speaker 3: It's my uncle's birthday too, Papa Uncle, your German.
Speaker 1: Uncle Andy Undy, close friend uncle Lanye, and.
Speaker 2: Poopy.
Speaker 1: He would on four twenty, you would.
Speaker 13: Another year working on four to twenty. The suck should
Speaker 13: be celebrating in the streets here, but you should be.
Speaker 2: You can, you can. Didn't you celebrate in Dallas yesterday?
Speaker 2: Did you have any fun times in Daltown?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went down tour at at and T Stadium.
Speaker 2: That's boring.
Speaker 3: Place is cool?
Speaker 13: And uh then I went to d Lee Plaza and yeah,
Speaker 13: where the whole president got assassinated. Man, I don't I mean,
Speaker 13: I was there for like five minutes. I'm like, there's
Speaker 13: no way that didn't come from the grassy knoll. I
Speaker 13: don't know how they There's no way that guy hit
Speaker 13: that shot from up there, no chance.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 13: I'm like groundbreaking news here, but uh, there's no way
Speaker 13: that that happened the way they said it did.
Speaker 3: No way.
Speaker 2: Would you smoke some grass on the grassy koll today?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I did, of course? Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Oh he already did, he already did. See I walked away.
Speaker 14: I walked away from d Lee Plaza saying that's not
Speaker 14: a hard shot. Everybody keeps making it sound like they
Speaker 14: keep adding up. This is like that was so many
Speaker 14: yards away, and it's like, I you got to be
Speaker 14: a you know, precision sniper to him, like, really, it
Speaker 14: is not that far away.
Speaker 13: I'm more talking about the direction. No, I yeah, back
Speaker 13: into the left. There's no I don't know how he
Speaker 13: reaches for his just like this on a shot from
Speaker 13: behind him to the right. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: You got you got an answer for that? No, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm with him.
Speaker 14: I think there's multiple shooters for sure, and I think
Speaker 14: it's like obviously very it's a government cover up and
Speaker 14: we kind.
Speaker 2: Of all know it well.
Speaker 3: And he left the window up and the windows and.
Speaker 1: You okay, somebody left all right, Well, you solved the
Speaker 1: mystery conspiracies.
Speaker 2: Now over the congratulations. All it took was one Zach
Speaker 2: Halverson trip to Dallas.
Speaker 6: I didn't even understand why you were down there, but
Speaker 6: apparently he was to break down the JFK assassination. That
Speaker 6: makes a lot of sense because I was like, why
Speaker 6: is he going to Dallas?
Speaker 1: And I wasn't day I apologized, Oh, by the.
Speaker 6: Way, back to last week when wasn't feeling well, Benjamin Boy,
Speaker 6: were you right by the way, LEVI Drake Rodriguez is awesome.
Speaker 1: He's so good on the radio.
Speaker 6: He's got so much energy off the area. He's the
Speaker 6: exact same guy. He's just super positive.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: That dude I think made a lot of new fans
Speaker 2: on Friday.
Speaker 3: I think so too.
Speaker 2: Hopefully his role gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
Speaker 1: Because man, he is just like a what's the word
Speaker 1: I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: It's like he is like he should be a cult
Speaker 2: leader like people would sextious infectious, What a good dude?
Speaker 3: What a good guy?
Speaker 2: President? President?
Speaker 1: Okay, you came up with that?
Speaker 16: Is that?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 16: Well?
Speaker 14: I got to give I have to give Pete Bursich
Speaker 14: some credit on this too. So I was I think
Speaker 14: I said this either off air or on air. I said,
Speaker 14: I think because I did. I put together his obviously
Speaker 14: his initials L D R, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 14: it sounds very presidential. So I called him the president.
Speaker 14: I just said the president, and then he turned it
Speaker 14: into He's like, well, this sounds better for his ol
Speaker 14: presidente and I was like, ooh, I like that even better.
Speaker 14: So it was an assist from Pete, so we kind
Speaker 14: of collabed on it.
Speaker 2: You guys are a good team.
Speaker 6: He seemed to like it, but like I said, I
Speaker 6: think he likes everything. We could have called him trash
Speaker 6: Kenny be like love it, love that energy, Let's go
Speaker 6: you love it.
Speaker 2: It was obviously he did not like Marny.
Speaker 14: I would say this for all those fans out there,
Speaker 14: how could you not be a fan of his? I
Speaker 14: mean when you hear his story and where he came
Speaker 14: from and how he's like done the whole John Randall thing,
Speaker 14: and then you hear how infectious and charismatic he is
Speaker 14: and like just motivating he is, You're like, well, how
Speaker 14: can you There's nothing to not like about this?
Speaker 1: And I'm going to be cheering for that through.
Speaker 2: Wen do you think he's Do you think he's solidly
Speaker 2: on the team.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I think he's solidly I mean regardless of regardless
Speaker 14: of what happens in the draft, even if they draft
Speaker 14: draft McDonald that Ohio state at eighteen and they kind
Speaker 14: of go a little bit off the rosy board and
Speaker 14: be like, oh wow, we're going to go defensive tackle here.
Speaker 14: I still think that El Presidente is on.
Speaker 1: The time about his answer.
Speaker 6: There's so many people that if they answered like this,
Speaker 6: it would just be like this is just the company
Speaker 6: line and this. But when he's like, hey, on Thursday,
Speaker 6: they're trying to take my job. But if they draft
Speaker 6: somebody in my spot, I'm going to welcome them. He's like,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna love him, I'm gonna support him, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: help him. And I'm like, this guy's telling the truth.
Speaker 6: But more often than not, you just say that, but
Speaker 6: you're like, God, I hope this kid gets cut right.
Speaker 6: I don't want some rookie take in my job. I
Speaker 6: actually believed him that He's like, I'm gonna support him
Speaker 6: and let the chips fall where they may.
Speaker 1: If he was great.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's crazy, man, It's crazy. How the motivation you
Speaker 14: have a ton of motivation as a player. But then
Speaker 14: when you know that they are drafting somebody, they're they're
Speaker 14: picking somebody up, even if it's a even if it's
Speaker 14: a third round pick or a fifth.
Speaker 1: Round pick might be your spot.
Speaker 14: You feel like that guy's going for your job, and
Speaker 14: it just gives you a little extra juice. So it's unnerving,
Speaker 14: but it's it's kind of nice that you have a
Speaker 14: little bit of drive.
Speaker 2: Every day you can try to beat that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like the juice.
Speaker 2: All right, Ben Lieber is here. We'll talk more Vikings
Speaker 2: draft or Viking. I've got some stuff, kind of I
Speaker 2: got something for Benjamin.
Speaker 1: But the news is next thing.