Speaker 1: It is Mojo in the morning. Nice to have you
Speaker 1: guys here with us. With Shannon and Kevin. We've got
Speaker 1: Anna Lydia Bianca Zach. My name is Mojo. Last night
Speaker 1: we had such a fun time. We got to go
Speaker 1: out to the Cambria Hotel and our good friends over
Speaker 1: there through a little party with Colleen and Kim and
Speaker 1: Nick Naw and Tony Trevado.
Speaker 2: That was a beautiful party. It was a really nice
Speaker 2: party to celebrate you.
Speaker 3: It was you know, what can I tell you?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for coming out, because I know on
Speaker 1: a Monday, the last thing in the world you want
Speaker 1: to do is go all the way home and then
Speaker 1: come all the way back and thank you to everybody
Speaker 1: that showed up. There was awesome. I do have to
Speaker 1: thank Anna Rob for being there and she got she
Speaker 1: is of this morning a little salty with me because
Speaker 1: when I was going and doing a quick little speech
Speaker 1: and thanking everybody, I forgot to say Anna's name at first.
Speaker 1: But it might have been that I just did not
Speaker 1: recognize you, Anna Rob, That's what he said.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: Kevin wasn't even there and he got a shout out.
Speaker 4: I have been working here in two years I probably
Speaker 4: probably shouldn't have forgotten me.
Speaker 1: No, I can't forget Kevin. Kevin's my my Kevin is
Speaker 1: like literally my little brother. And Anna, you are, you
Speaker 1: are my little sister. Now you forget about sometimes you
Speaker 1: forget you know how you always have that? Actually, can
Speaker 1: I can I say this in full disclosure. The worst
Speaker 1: was just before everything happened, where Colleen and Cam and
Speaker 1: Tony went up there and started talking, and then I
Speaker 1: went up there and said something. I walk over towards
Speaker 1: Anna and I'm not gonna lie to you, and this
Speaker 1: is gonna don't sound I don't want to sound creepy,
Speaker 1: because this is like big brother, you know, dad talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: Anna looked amazing last night. All you guys looked amazing.
Speaker 1: But Anna is so new to the show that sometimes
Speaker 1: you don't get a chance to see people outside of
Speaker 1: their their element. And you know, we work with each
Speaker 1: other on an everyday basis, but we gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: take We clean up nice and everybody looked beautiful.
Speaker 3: Everybody was dressed to impress. Everybody had even Zach had
Speaker 3: full on makeup. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: Haircut, you got a fresh cut, it was amazing. But
Speaker 1: Anna like I was like, holy cow. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: look at this. And I had to be like, we're
Speaker 1: careful to not like overly do it. But you know
Speaker 1: how sometimes you see somebody and you're like, you remember
Speaker 1: going to school, and you go to school with all
Speaker 1: these people, and you'd have that girl in school that
Speaker 1: all of a sudden would show up at the middle
Speaker 1: school dance and mom did her hair or something, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, it's.
Speaker 3: Like those old school movies where she takes the glasses off.
Speaker 3: It's almost like slow motion.
Speaker 2: Rachel Lee Cook.
Speaker 3: That was It was crazy.
Speaker 1: So and then I got up there to do the
Speaker 1: speech and I forgot so I'm sorry, Ann, I apologize.
Speaker 3: I forgive you.
Speaker 1: I will never let that happen ever again. Whish, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: What's your name? It was fun. It was fun for
Speaker 1: every buddy that that came out to. All the great
Speaker 1: clients that were their former co workers showed up, which
Speaker 1: was awesome. That was like, that was like the biggest
Speaker 1: surprise is uh that we I joke all the time
Speaker 1: about our sales department, how sometimes they're in and sometimes
Speaker 1: they're not. Former salespeople showed up. I mean, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: you guys came all the way downtown. Our current salespeople
Speaker 1: should come downtown. Who shouted to the most man.
Speaker 4: When you saw her face, she was like, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I can't believe you're here.
Speaker 3: Di Vita's husband, Daryl.
Speaker 2: I love Darryl.
Speaker 3: Yes, Davida's husband, Darryl.
Speaker 1: Who if you've never met Daryl before, Daryl might be
Speaker 1: the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: Let me pull up a picture of Daryl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was rocking last night. Haves like this leather jacket.
Speaker 3: Kevin, I ain't gonna lie you. You're a pretty man.
Speaker 1: This is the sexiest black man I have ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life, Daryl.
Speaker 3: So you were most surprised to see this sexy blake.
Speaker 3: That's Darylvina just walked Look, Davina literally just walked out.
Speaker 4: It was like, look at him real quick. Look at
Speaker 4: the second. How old do you think, kids? I guess
Speaker 4: maybe mid to late forties. Maybe he's sixty one years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I know? Black do cras prayer
Speaker 3: and shade butter do you right? Did you ask how
Speaker 3: old he was? Mojo?
Speaker 1: I know we were talking and I said to him,
Speaker 1: he just retired. You know he worked, he was a
Speaker 1: he was the cable guy. She banged the cable guy
Speaker 1: if he did that laying that fiber and uh and
Speaker 1: and so. I jokingly used to always say to him,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, you can't retire yet. You're too young,
Speaker 1: and he basically called out, you know how old he was?
Speaker 2: So yeah, can I complain about something yesterday?
Speaker 6: Though it.
Speaker 2: Was it was honestly, I had so much fun yesterday.
Speaker 2: I got to see people I haven't seen in a
Speaker 2: long time. It was just a fun party overall until
Speaker 2: I walked back out to my car and had this
Speaker 2: bad play. Oh my god, I hate that color parking violation.
Speaker 2: You guys have a legitimate Yeah, well you just got
Speaker 2: the key to the city yesterday, and I got a
Speaker 2: freaking parking violation. Okay. I park in my spot across
Speaker 2: from t Bow at the Cambria, which is where the
Speaker 2: party was. I park right underneath a park Detroit sign.
Speaker 2: I pay for zone one oh five for my car,
Speaker 2: write license plate, two dollars and fifteen cents for two hours.
Speaker 2: I come back out to a ticket and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why in the actual AF did I get a ticket? Well,
Speaker 2: it says violation. I parked in a no standing zone.
Speaker 2: So I look, I see the science as no standing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what in the heck does that mean? I
Speaker 2: wasn't standing there? I parked there right under the park
Speaker 2: Detroit sign, which told me to pay, and I did.
Speaker 2: What does no standing means? Why did I get a
Speaker 2: forty five dollars ticket? Standing means don't stand right there
Speaker 2: because there's a bus stop a little bit down the way.
Speaker 3: That's stupid.
Speaker 2: I literally have no idea what that means, if, if it's,
Speaker 2: if it's not, If I'm not supposed to park there,
Speaker 2: why did it say? One? Why wasn't there a sign
Speaker 2: that said no parking? And two? Why was the park
Speaker 2: Detroit sign right there with all the info?
Speaker 3: There you go?
Speaker 1: And honestly, I do not know what so confused? But
Speaker 1: if it is no parking, put no parking.
Speaker 2: Put no parking.
Speaker 3: But I don't think they're the same though.
Speaker 1: Really, all right, somebody needs to call us up and
Speaker 1: tell us that is so Detroit is different than any
Speaker 1: place I've ever been I've lived in. I've lived in Phoenix, Chicago,
Speaker 1: I've lived in uh gosh, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know Paraguay. No, I haven't I lived.
Speaker 1: So when when I say this with uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I say this with pure affinity because I just got
Speaker 1: the key to the city. You guys are all crazy
Speaker 1: here in Detroit with parking. The fact that we have
Speaker 1: the parking Nazi here in Eastern Market who gives random
Speaker 1: tickets for you're not you're too close to the corner.
Speaker 1: Nobody learns that in driver's education class, right, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like you got to put a sign up.
Speaker 1: I actually think I was going to have a conversation
Speaker 1: with Christo's. I think we should put a sign up
Speaker 1: saying literally, do not park here or you will get
Speaker 1: a ticket. Because our clients are getting tickets, and they
Speaker 1: are the people that don't want you don't want them
Speaker 1: being salty about coming down to visit our studios.
Speaker 4: I think the parking person is being slick because I
Speaker 4: think their excuse is the difference of color in the concrete,
Speaker 4: and that is supposed to be able to quote unquote
Speaker 4: clearly identify where you can park and where you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: But the difference in color and the concrete is because
Speaker 1: this concrete sucks and they had to like redo it like.
Speaker 3: Five or six times.
Speaker 2: You know, it's so crazy to I'm looking at the
Speaker 2: time I got this ticket. I got it six minutes
Speaker 2: after I arrived. I got there at quarter two, quarter
Speaker 2: to five, four point fifty one. The ticket was Kevin.
Speaker 5: She would love to get one of these parking workers
Speaker 5: on the show to.
Speaker 2: Get officer with the initials BET.
Speaker 3: Call in BT.
Speaker 1: I parked in the lot of across the street to
Speaker 1: serve today. I was gonna Vallet. I should have because
Speaker 1: the Valets were all huge listeners. They were great, they
Speaker 1: were really cool. And I did in Valet because honestly,
Speaker 1: I wanted to do my Irish goodbye and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to have to wait out.
Speaker 2: In front for the bout, which, by the way, you did.
Speaker 2: The rest of us were all there going Where did
Speaker 2: Mojo Goo? Did he leave his own party early?
Speaker 3: And you did?
Speaker 7: I told him that today and he's like, no. I
Speaker 7: walked right past Colleen on the way out. I did, okay,
Speaker 7: you didn't say, boy. She helped me carry stuff to
Speaker 7: the car. It was very nice about any of us.
Speaker 7: I was getting out of there like four thirty to
Speaker 7: six thirty. I was out of there at six thirty five.
Speaker 7: Do we know when no standing meanshit?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Nobody has called yet eight four four six six five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and see if there's anybody that's gotten a no standing ticket,
Speaker 1: please tell me what it means to call us up.
Speaker 1: A couple of texters here. You ain't lying. Went down
Speaker 1: for a Lion's game and ended up getting a boot.
Speaker 1: They they're still boot You had tickets. They ain't just
Speaker 1: throw a boot all you for no reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that's the cherry on top of a lot
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: Three one three. This is the way for the city
Speaker 1: to get money. Another absolutely, it is another one here.
Speaker 1: Worse than the parking tickets are the parking lot people.
Speaker 1: Those tickets are actually cheaper, you know what. That's actually true.
Speaker 1: They have forty five dollars ticket, believe it or not,
Speaker 1: is cheaper than the guys are charging eighty dollars when
Speaker 1: you come down here for.
Speaker 2: A pict not be allowed by the way.
Speaker 3: That's lines act.
Speaker 7: I talked to a police parking officer one time because
Speaker 7: I was asking her. I was like, hey, can I
Speaker 7: park here? And she's like, no, I'm going to ticket you,
Speaker 7: But honestly, it's cheaper than parking in a lot, so
Speaker 7: you should just park it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't tell you at all. No Hey, Joe,
Speaker 3: do you know what no standing means?
Speaker 8: I sure do.
Speaker 1: It says a no standing zone is an area where
Speaker 1: you can only make a temporary stop to pick up
Speaker 1: or draw off passengers.
Speaker 2: Why don't they just write no parking?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: After six minutes? How did they know that you want
Speaker 5: just stopping to drop off or pick up?
Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't in my vehicle. Why don't they
Speaker 2: just put a no parking sign there?
Speaker 1: And I've seen, Joe, I've seen where they actually will
Speaker 1: put and say loading zone, Like why not put it
Speaker 1: as a loading which I would know not to park there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just that's the city's way of making more
Speaker 5: money from you.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it says no in front of it,
Speaker 4: you probably shouldn't park.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well but why but why have the But why have
Speaker 1: the parking app ad right there?
Speaker 2: It really was?
Speaker 3: I means it's probably a long street. Hey, Tiffany was up.
Speaker 3: It was probably other areas. What's going on?
Speaker 8: So no standing is you're not allowed to even stop
Speaker 8: for a brief moment, So you can't even park, you
Speaker 8: can't stop. I got the same parking ticket. I had
Speaker 8: to go to Frank Murphy Hall for court and I
Speaker 8: walked out and I got.
Speaker 1: The same ticket that And God, I like, by the way,
Speaker 1: that the Frank Murphy Hall of Justice. It sounds like
Speaker 1: Marvel Comics or something like that, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: It does. It's so cool. What's up Wayne? How you doing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I lost Wayne? Let's go to LaBelle, Hi LaBelle? What's up?
Speaker 5: Hi Way?
Speaker 4: How's everybody more?
Speaker 3: Everybody's good? But Shannon.
Speaker 8: Bye at four.
Speaker 3: But my question, he is, when you live in Chicago?
Speaker 3: Did you live like in the city or the suburbs?
Speaker 8: Parking in Chicago is completely.
Speaker 1: In saying when I lived in this Chicago, I lived
Speaker 1: in the suburbs, but I would go to college downtown.
Speaker 1: I went to Columbia College. Now I'm gonna mind. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you this, LaBelle, this is no joke. I
Speaker 1: had seventy two tickets. Oh my god, seventy two tickets,
Speaker 1: and I yes, did get booted and got towed and
Speaker 1: I had to go to my dad when I was
Speaker 1: a college student and ask my dad for money to
Speaker 1: get my car unbooted, which was not a very happy moment.
Speaker 1: I had seventy two because here's the thing, I was
Speaker 1: a college kid paying for my own parking and LaBelle.
Speaker 1: You know this, parking in Chicago's more expense have then
Speaker 1: even parking in Detroit.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 6: I took my son once and I paid more in
Speaker 6: parking than I paid for the.
Speaker 8: Whole sale here.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, I know. Do we go in a couple
Speaker 4: of days for the Hall of Fame? Do you still
Speaker 4: got like parking unpaid parking tickets? We want to stand
Speaker 4: you're not driving?
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what's the best is is that Jacob
Speaker 1: lives there, and Jacob has a couple of parking spots.
Speaker 1: So we'll like go there and leave a car and
Speaker 1: then come back, you know, with an uber It's cheaper
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 3: What's up, Nikki? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Hi? First time?
Speaker 2: Long time?
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you. So when I was driving, I'm sixty
Speaker 6: years old. When I started driving, that was one of
Speaker 6: the first things my dad taught me. There's no standing
Speaker 6: and I said, well, what does that mean? I too
Speaker 6: thought it might be couldn't stand in the spot. Let's
Speaker 6: Shannon thought. What no standing means is your vehicle cannot
Speaker 6: be running in a park area. Obviously Shannon's car wasn't running,
Speaker 6: but that's what no standing means.
Speaker 2: I know, I felt like the biggest idiot, honest to God.
Speaker 2: When I got in my car, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: even know what this means.
Speaker 1: For teaching you that though, Yeah, and probably the problem
Speaker 1: isn't no dads now are teaching that.
Speaker 3: That stopped a long.
Speaker 1: Time ago, Nikki, can I can I tell you that
Speaker 1: the guy that I parked with across the street said
Speaker 1: to me when I was parking in that lot there
Speaker 1: he goes, uh, he goes, yeah, by the way, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to pull out of this area and move
Speaker 1: a cone. I said, what do you mean? He goes,
Speaker 1: I'm going home for the night. I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: I should have waited five more minutes for the guy
Speaker 1: to go home for the night, and then when I
Speaker 1: go home for the night, you know, guy, all right,
Speaker 1: but uh.
Speaker 3: Hold, you had a good party yesterday. It was fine.
Speaker 1: We we missed you only because of the picture that
Speaker 1: we took, which but did you see that at least
Speaker 1: they chose a picture that all had all black holes.
Speaker 1: Lydia and Bianca and uh and uh Anna I almost
Speaker 1: forgot her name again, Sorry, Shannon Zach myself like we
Speaker 1: all got in the picture and then we were like
Speaker 1: we gotta have Kevin this picture because it's not complete
Speaker 1: sop that was there in spirit for sure. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second, Eric, are you a parking guy? Did you
Speaker 1: do parking tickets?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: I'm a first time call her.
Speaker 1: Oh but it says here I used to ticket people
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 9: I worked over there in that department for twenty seven years.
Speaker 9: I was a tough seniority person there. But due to
Speaker 9: whatever I'm left to department.
Speaker 3: I'm still with the cities.
Speaker 1: Okay. Can I ask you a question? Can you find
Speaker 1: out who the lady is that works Eastern Market? Get
Speaker 1: her name, because I would like to give her a
Speaker 1: care package to make her actually a happy person.
Speaker 9: What's the bash number I can find out?
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Let me look at one of my womens is not happy.
Speaker 1: She's not a happy camper. We had the mayor in
Speaker 1: with this yesterday and I said to the mayor, I'm like, Mayor,
Speaker 1: you got to.
Speaker 3: Help us with this before you leave office.
Speaker 9: Well, you know what a mayor when I'm nine gonna
Speaker 9: come in all that. But where she parked, they got
Speaker 9: that no standing and it has that arrow, and I
Speaker 9: know exactly what their act.
Speaker 2: I swear to you, there was not an arrow. There
Speaker 2: was absolutely a no standing sign. There was no arrow.
Speaker 2: It said no standing. There was no quote unquote this
Speaker 2: side of Steyn in parentheses. It literally was the no
Speaker 2: standing and on top of it was the Park Detroit.
Speaker 3: Let's fight it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to fight it because I don't I
Speaker 2: honestly don't have the damn energy. But there was one
Speaker 2: hundred percent on my life no arrow right there.
Speaker 9: Not fight it because they take pictures. You know, we
Speaker 9: had to take pictures with the things. They get two pictures,
Speaker 9: but they probably on the bottom of your ticket probably
Speaker 9: say no standing.
Speaker 2: It does it doesn't say but it doesn't say bus stop.
Speaker 2: It literally just says no standing.
Speaker 5: At least who didn't get a bus stop tickets? I
Speaker 5: think those are like more expensive.
Speaker 3: Eric. If you can fix her ticket, I'll give you.
Speaker 3: Don't want to fix