WEBVTT - Kev Hit on a Woman in front of Her Kids 

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning show. keV knows somebody that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was, Oh, we're starting with this interesting. I believe that

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<v Speaker 2>this is the first one here. Yeah, let's get it

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<v Speaker 2>out the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody that saw a very attractive woman with her children

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<v Speaker 1>and found it to be so attractive that they hit

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<v Speaker 1>on her with her kids right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so this was not me. I want to be clear.

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<v Speaker 3>It was me. Just don't post it. It's early and

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<v Speaker 3>it's early enough, dame. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I went to DA yesterday to get the puzzles,

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<v Speaker 2>right yeah, I'm getting in the car after I get

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<v Speaker 2>the puzzles, and I see this bad ass, most beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>Filipino lady walking towards me.

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<v Speaker 3>She had two kids with her.

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<v Speaker 2>One was like bigger, maybe like eleven or something like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and the other one was probably like five. She had

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<v Speaker 2>on her hit I see her, she sees me. I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say something to her, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't say nothing to her while she got the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Allow me to.

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<v Speaker 2>Let her finish getting the children in the car, because

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<v Speaker 2>that's a whole task on its own, and I want

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<v Speaker 2>her attention, so allow her to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>The big ass kid get in the car. Boom. Then

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<v Speaker 3>she put the little gass kid in the car. Boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'm like, okay, now's my chance. I pull off,

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<v Speaker 2>I pull up. I'm like, excuse me, you are right

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<v Speaker 2>fine ass mama. Wait wait wait for beta. Exactly for beta. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>She was kind of smiled a little bit. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's your name? And she told me her name. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>she still got the kids in the car, but I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to wait until you, you know, you got your

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<v Speaker 2>kids in the car before I approached you. Did she

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<v Speaker 2>take that nicely, like just like she was like, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I got her Instagram pulled off boom.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait wait wait wait you did not? I did.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me see a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all always want to see pictures because I.

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<v Speaker 5>Got to put to the story. Now I'm curious how

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<v Speaker 5>you how bad she is?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so got her Instagram and she she d m

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<v Speaker 2>me and then she to your point of the question,

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<v Speaker 2>just asked. She said, thank you. That was so kind

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<v Speaker 2>and so respectful. And you know we're supposed to get

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<v Speaker 2>breakfast Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're not single, mom? How did you know that

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<v Speaker 3>she wasn't? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>No, great question.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know a ring on the finger. If no,

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<v Speaker 3>I did it?

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<v Speaker 1>What if she shows up to her the father of

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<v Speaker 1>the kids, all the kids, What does she thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>you want to have breakfast with the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not like go digger.

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<v Speaker 5>It would be hysterical. Has that ever happened to anybody?

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<v Speaker 5>That would be absolutely mom Me like, who asked? So

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<v Speaker 5>you asked her out to breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>Said I would let to sit down and talk something

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<v Speaker 2>like that, and she was like coffee or breakfast someone?

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, that's the meat cute of all meat cutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never I've never been on a breakfast day. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why I was like, I don't know if I ever

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<v Speaker 2>want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Grab her call it brunch nowadays.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Uh, the thing I caught it this

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<v Speaker 1>whole one is that you're with your kids and you

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<v Speaker 1>hit on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever get hit on it with your kids?

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<v Speaker 3>You get hit on a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>You say that all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I really don't, which always makes me feel bad when

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<v Speaker 5>you say that, because I cannot even recall the time

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<v Speaker 5>I got hit on when my kids were around.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we've witnessed in front of listeners and stuff. But

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you this that Smith would be their

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<v Speaker 1>ass Smith. Smith would be very protective. I think of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>My kids hate when somebody makes reference to Chelsea being

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<v Speaker 1>hot or beautiful or whatever the deal is, like if

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<v Speaker 1>somebody says something like your mom's you know, whatever the heck?

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<v Speaker 3>Could you know?

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<v Speaker 5>You know our landlord Christos you've heard him on the

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<v Speaker 5>show before. And we were at six Salon. Smith was

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<v Speaker 5>actually getting his hair cut a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and Christos happened to be there getting his haircut as

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<v Speaker 5>well and came up. We're friends, We've known each other forever.

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<v Speaker 5>He came up and very Christos kisses me on the

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<v Speaker 5>cheek and he's like, I hope you have a good day, sweetheart,

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<v Speaker 5>and then left and Smith was like, I am telling

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<v Speaker 5>Wes that he kissed you and said love you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, that's just a very normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Yeah, they're a elling this was to where were they?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know you ladies daughters. Yeah, it's a big.

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<v Speaker 2>Ass one maybe an eleven year old and potentially a

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<v Speaker 2>five or six years whre's the picture but you're not

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<v Speaker 2>getting But that's the That's the question, though, is how

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<v Speaker 2>do you approach a woman who has her children, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are single moms? Are they listening? Do they listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this early in the morning? They have to write,

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<v Speaker 1>They got to get up and get their day going.

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<v Speaker 5>So did you tell them in your car like a

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<v Speaker 5>creep waiting?

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<v Speaker 4>Like did she see you just sitting there? Because that

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<v Speaker 4>would have made me nervous, I'm being honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I said in the car and I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I was just texting, like I was on my

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<v Speaker 2>phone and okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Then that's when I Sawry.

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<v Speaker 2>She was already at the car, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I was ready to go, but you know, you see

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<v Speaker 2>in your.

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<v Speaker 3>Car a little bit longer. See, I'll be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be the scariest part of the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, was knowing the right time to walk up

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<v Speaker 1>to her without her making.

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<v Speaker 4>You, especially because she was with yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom's putting their kids in the cart, hold the mason

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<v Speaker 1>the one hand, knowing exactly what's going on. Eight four

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<v Speaker 1>four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six

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<v Speaker 1>five four eight is the phone number. Text is ninety

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<v Speaker 1>five to five zero zero. Just so you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it is an early in the morning conversation. Here

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<v Speaker 1>right now. They always hear it. So, uh, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that you meant it in all the cute ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, absolutely, yeah, or your friend meant it absolutely in

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<v Speaker 2>all the cute ways.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let me grab Izzy. What's up, busy, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, good morning. So I want to comment on

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite side where Shannon said that Smith would tell

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<v Speaker 2>so I had that same experience. I'm out and about

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<v Speaker 2>my son with maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven or eight years old, and a guy tried to

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<v Speaker 4>hit on me.

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<v Speaker 2>And when we have as we got home, you went

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<v Speaker 2>to my husband and.

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<v Speaker 3>Said, I think you need to watch your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I tried to hit on her today.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven Did you say seven years old? A seven year

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<v Speaker 1>old saying watch your wife? Or that? I love?

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<v Speaker 3>That is he is funny. That is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Where were you getting hit on? Where was it that

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<v Speaker 1>the person came.

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<v Speaker 3>Up to you?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was at a grocery store if I

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<v Speaker 2>can recall now.

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<v Speaker 3>So, but can I tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Target is always the best way to look at my

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<v Speaker 1>or best place to look at moms.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know you walk around Target. I fel like

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful women in general are at Target. Yeah, absolutely, walking right,

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<v Speaker 2>theyre always are. They're always in the store. But you

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<v Speaker 2>got to go deep into the store.

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<v Speaker 5>What you have to go where the pickup is. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>using because we're efficient. Moms are efficient.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm usually back corner past the refrigeration section telling me

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<v Speaker 1>just walk.

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<v Speaker 4>Through the dry top section in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 3>What a beauty section. What's up, Dakota? Here you guys,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, good morning. What's happening? Hey, CoV Just stick

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<v Speaker 3>with the single moms, dude, they got the best snacks.

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<v Speaker 2>I met my wife as a single mom, and dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I rated that that clock every day before.

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<v Speaker 3>What were some of the snacks she had in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, the little rice chrispies for the good fruit snacks,

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<v Speaker 2>fruit roll ups, you know, just kids stuff, Dude. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a fruit snack. Don love a little fruit cup. You

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<v Speaker 2>ever wake up in the middle of the night and

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<v Speaker 2>pop up in a fruit cup? A fruit cup like pears?

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<v Speaker 2>Or Hey, what's up Tori? How you doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Good? What's going on? So a few weeks after I

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<v Speaker 3>had my son Alice at Target and I got hit

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<v Speaker 3>on and the guy asked us on a date and

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<v Speaker 3>I was married.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, in a date. It felt good, though, didn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't it feel good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. I think it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody wants to have somebody pay attention to them, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's actually cool.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's a good situation. It was nice. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>thanks for the call, Tory appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>This texture, by the way, I don't know if they'll

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<v Speaker 1>go on the radio, but this texture says hitting on

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<v Speaker 1>single moms is perfect because you know they put out

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<v Speaker 1>whoa ah, well they've had sex, right, because they've had kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.