1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:01,880 Speaker 1: Ninety three three flz. 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 2: If the morning is like coffee, then the Joe Show 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 2: is like a caramel macchiato. 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 1: No, I will not elaborate. That would be such a 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: latte thing to do. We're more like a line a 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: line eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: I have a question, what is the number one thing 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: you run out of? Hear me out on that eight 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,239 Speaker 1: hundred four own nine ninety three ninety three. What is 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: the number one thing that you run out of? You 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: are in your house, you need something and you realize, 12 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't have it anymore. Is it 13 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: like if your water bottle drinker is water? Is it 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: toilet paper, paper, towels, towels? You really, oh my god, 15 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: I haven't watched the towels. I get a clean towel. 16 00:00:56,280 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: What is it? Eight hundred four nine ninety three three. 17 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: I've got the list of the most ran out of 18 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: items in your house, and I want to know if 19 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: maybe this is a true study. What do you guys think? 20 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: What would what is number one? For you? Going with sugar? 21 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 3: Number one for me's got to be either laundry detergent 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 3: or toothpaste. 23 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: It's toilet paper. How you run it out of toilet paper? 24 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: If when I get down to like five rolls, I'm 25 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 1: freaking out, really run out of it? 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, Ashley, we've all been there where we've run the 27 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 4: shower stocked shower. Joe, Well, what are you going to 28 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 4: do if you don't have it? Use a paper towel 29 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 4: or Kleenex? I mean CLEANX. 30 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: What type of Kleenex do you have where your your 31 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: hands are going to slip through it? 32 00:01:55,880 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 5: That your wife? And then uh Bob's but eight, he 33 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 5: doesn't even ever runs. 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: It's happened, happened. 35 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 3: But I would much rather use that than I. 36 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: Jump in the shower. Eight hundred four ninety three ninety three. 37 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: What's the toilet paper alternative for you? If you've ever 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,640 Speaker 1: not had it? You were in the woods, what did 39 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: you do? Hopefully not poison ivy? But what do you 40 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: use as a toilet paper alternative? As well? According to 41 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: the study, and it stands true to newspaper, hold on 42 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 1: it sounds what? Yeah, this is true to my life. 43 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: I consistently run out of toilet papers. So what is it? What? What? 44 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: What is it for you? Hey, Maria, you say that 45 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 1: you always run out of toilet paper as well. What's 46 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: your toilet paper alternative if you ever have to do that? Yes, 47 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah you've never. 48 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 3: Tried, though, Maria, you've never tried the old tissue trick. 49 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: Hell, how many tissues do you have to use where 50 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: you can comfortably white? 51 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 6: Well? 52 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 3: You all you have to do, Joe, is if you 53 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 3: do run into this situation, instead of having to undress 54 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 3: yourself and go into the shower, you take the tissues 55 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 3: you folded in squares a couple of times, but you 56 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 3: take like three or four tissues, put them on top 57 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 3: of each other, and then it's like a big. 58 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: Wad undressed myself to get in the shower. 59 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 2: Jet. 60 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm already naked when I'm pooping. I love going to 61 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: them naked. I love going to the back. Oh no, 62 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: the cardboard thing. Maybe some clothes that are later are 63 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: getting read your T shirt that's laying there when you're 64 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: right in front. I want you shirt off. I will 65 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: not be using my odd Socks Basis of All Time 66 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: for that. By the way, odd Socks Basics use code 67 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: Joe show no space is Joe s h O w 68 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: at checkout for fifteen percent off odd socks dot com. 69 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: Maria Ashley's crazy for saying that. That's all I gotta say, Erica, 70 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: what are you consistently running out of. 71 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 4: Other than patients in my household? 72 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 6: Milk? 73 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: The kids love milk. 74 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 6: Oh my god. 75 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 2: They have like two three bowls of cereal in the morning. 76 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Do they freak out when you don't have 77 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: any in the house? 78 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: I freak out because then they have a fit. 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. And uh, you know, you got a house filled 80 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: with people. Do you ever run out of toilet paper? 81 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 6: Uh? 82 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: No, we do not. 83 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 5: On that. 84 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to have any toilet paper alternatives. 85 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 2: But we also have a bidet, so that helps. 86 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 3: Okay, that's a life act. 87 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 1: I want. I want so bad. One down, one so bad. 88 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 3: Amazon Man. 89 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: Hey, Holly, who we loved hanging out with Holly on 90 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: the curb girl. Hey, yeah, well, Holly home had an accident. Okay, 91 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: sit down the toilet. 92 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 2: We all do it, Okay, And I'm telling you I 93 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: ren at a toilet paper. 94 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 6: In the middle of a top and clean up. 95 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 2: So I had to stand up, squeeze my assur stick 96 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 2: whatever you that's sure. And I'm running from one bathroom 97 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,239 Speaker 2: as I was playing. 98 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: You shouldn't see me, Oh my god, that's happened to me. 99 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: At work. We ran out of toilet paper at work. 100 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: They had to put a sign on the door. After 101 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: this happened to me that we had no toilet paper today, 102 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 1: I ran to the woman's bathroom in between a commercial brick. 103 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: I went from bathroom to bathroom and and you do 104 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 1: you kind of walk funny because you don't spread your cheese. Yeah, 105 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: you do. See, Holly, Holly, I have been there. We 106 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: love you, Holly, Jose. 107 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 2: They said, they said, my answer, already toilet paper. 108 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: And with you running out of toilet paper, it looks 109 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: like everyone does it. What do you use as a 110 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: toilet paper alternative. 111 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 6: In the shower? To the show? 112 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: Right? 113 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 2: Late lately I've been money out of something else. Patience 114 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 2: the money, losing their running out of the. 115 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:25,040 Speaker 6: Running next, Yeah, trying to get through it, to the 116 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 6: station whatever. Every time, everybody is at the same time. 117 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: Jose. If you win ten thousand dollars and you run 118 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 1: out of toilet paper, that's a lot of money, and 119 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: just use the money. 120 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 6: I'll go to Simon. I'll forget about it. 121 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: Jose. You're the greatest. You're the greatest. Ten thousand dollars man, 122 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 1: you know win That next chance is on our talk 123 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 1: back by the way, so make sure you're leaving us 124 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: talkbacks and you should always be streaming us on our 125 00:06:56,279 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 1: free iHeart Radio. That's the sound of Jed as he 126 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: wipes with his toilet.