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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. So I guess the

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Speaker 1: phones are a little kooky right now. Which, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: that's all right. We've got a text line ninety seven

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Speaker 1: seven to zero still call in though, if enough people

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Speaker 1: just call in at once, maybe it will work.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a technology We're living ninety three three fl's

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Speaker 1: It's the Joe Show. What I want to know is,

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Speaker 1: do you have an alter ego when you go to

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Speaker 1: the bar?

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Speaker 2: Do you go to the bar? Next thing you know,

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Speaker 2: you become someone else? Ashley? Why do you want to

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Speaker 2: talk about this?

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Speaker 3: Because I do this quite often. I'm the same person

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Speaker 3: every time. My name is Alexis. I work for AT

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Speaker 3: and T customer service and I have two children at

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Speaker 3: the age of four and eight. And this guy was

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Speaker 3: he believed everything. I was like, this is great. He's like,

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Speaker 3: so you're the person I'm calling and you know, complain.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, can you not curse me out? Like

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Speaker 3: aren't you happy that I'm American?

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Speaker 2: What are your kid's names?

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Speaker 3: Amber and alex Oh, alexis Amber and Alex who's the

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Speaker 3: oldest Amber just four. Yeah, I think you said that

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Speaker 3: you have an eight year old. I do my son Alex,

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Speaker 3: so he would be the oldest mim bro.

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Speaker 2: There you go. You know, if they're drinking at that point,

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Speaker 2: they don't remember anything. That's not I only do it

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Speaker 2: at the bar because people are nosy.

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Speaker 3: They'll want to know everything about you. So I'm like,

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Speaker 3: why can't I just be someone else for the night.

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Speaker 3: And I think it's so fun, Like if you were

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Speaker 3: to go to the bar right now, who would you be, Joe?

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Speaker 3: Who would be your alter ego? Okay, you're taking away

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Speaker 3: too far. The guy at the end, he's bad. See

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Speaker 3: here's the thing. When I go to the bar, I'm

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Speaker 3: either with my fiance. I'm there to hang out with

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Speaker 3: the boys or you guys. And I mean, if that's

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Speaker 3: the case, I can be now. Yeah, once you're like

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Speaker 3: in a committed relationship, you can be whoever you want.

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Speaker 3: And then my fiance really starts to get annoyed because

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Speaker 3: I'm only talking at the bar.

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Speaker 2: She's like, oh God, I'm stuck. I turned into the

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Speaker 2: water boy. If I can get a future, Mama thad that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a whiskey.

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Speaker 3: I could they has that turned the girls one.

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Speaker 2: Do you come up with fake jobs and stuff like

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Speaker 2: that you're done with? Yes, I have. I just say

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Speaker 2: that I work in advertising or a car sales because

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't know. I just don't like, you

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Speaker 2: can't be putting out all the business that wants.

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Speaker 3: Do you tell me a real name?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I do.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I just don't feel comfortable to him.

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Speaker 3: If I don't know, you'll never see me again.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Alexis so I we've talked to him

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Speaker 1: on the show before. But MJ MJ who was the

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Speaker 1: producer when I first got into the radio. He like

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Speaker 1: trained me, and I'm pretty sure he would go to

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Speaker 1: bars and say he was a flight at not a

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Speaker 1: flight attendant, but a pilot.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm not a.

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Speaker 3: Smart I like that.

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Speaker 2: Never hear that story. I'd always laugh because who's gonna

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Speaker 2: know the truth.

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Speaker 3: You don't know these people, You're never going to see

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Speaker 3: them again. I think it's great. So if you go

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Speaker 3: out this weekend, tell someone a completely different life.

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Speaker 2: That you live, and see how far are you? Have

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Speaker 2: you done this? We should all go together and do

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Speaker 2: you have it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like when we're out, like you said,

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Speaker 3: I'm either with people, but I'm like a people watcher,

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Speaker 3: So I'm just kind of like observing anything.

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Speaker 2: I'm not really trying to talk anymore.

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Speaker 3: Girl, Like, my girl was sitting right next to me

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Speaker 3: and she's like, Oh, he's just eating all this up.

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Speaker 2: She's like, he's believing everything. What would you be if

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Speaker 2: you had to make it up?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Right up the dumme?

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Speaker 3: Hi, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: My name is Ashley. What's your name? Uh? Varronique? Oh

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Speaker 2: beautiful Nay? Where are you from? Alabama?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: What do you do for you? What do you do

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Speaker 2: for work? Car dealership? Honda? I read terrible of this.

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Speaker 2: You might, yeah, you might want to write it down. Versut,

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Speaker 2: how long have you been working there? Five years? Five years? Hey,

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Speaker 2: what's like the highest selling car right now? It's the

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Speaker 2: most Honda Odyssey? Is it really? Is that a car?

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Speaker 2: I don't know me? You work?

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Speaker 3: You could get a little tricky when they ask you

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Speaker 3: too any questions, Adam.

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Speaker 2: When you go to a bar, you tell people you

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Speaker 2: are what.

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Speaker 4: An astronaut?

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Speaker 2: And does it work?

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Speaker 4: So it works? Okay? So I was out with my friends.

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Speaker 4: I was wearing like the NASA jacket right that evening,

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Speaker 4: I was wearing a NASA jacket with my friends. There

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Speaker 4: was this drunk guy that came up to me asked

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Speaker 4: me if if I worked for NASA, and I just

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Speaker 4: I just played played along with it. I told him

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Speaker 4: a whole story about it that I was. I was from.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm in training and I'm learning to become.

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Speaker 2: How's that been going for you?

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Speaker 4: Ale?

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Speaker 1: I like that?

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Speaker 2: And how how has training been going? Is it nice?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I'm learning about space and how to get

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Speaker 4: up there?

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Speaker 2: And how do you get up there?

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Speaker 4: That was funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam will talk to you.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I just especially when you're drinking and

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Speaker 4: having a good time. I just make up stories.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling people. Need to do it more often. Hey,

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Speaker 2: speaking of what was your name again?

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Speaker 3: Very Nique?

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Speaker 1: Very sorry about that, Very Nique from Alabama who works

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Speaker 1: at the car dealership, Very Nick. Can you give us

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Speaker 1: what was the craziest car sales story?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Boy, a clown came in a clown Yeah, full clown garb.

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Speaker 2: With lots of clowns in there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how many clowns do you think

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Speaker 1: you can fit in ten.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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