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Speaker 4: It is the nineteenth day of May twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the partri of Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Here were on a Tuesday, Johnny Bones, I'm just way in, Martin,
Speaker 4: Marty Gallarnar, not Martin, her name's not Martin Glarner. Her
Speaker 4: name is Marty Gallarnaar. Martin's her cussin on her way in,
Speaker 4: and a lot of other people. You know, it's the show.
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Speaker 5: Come on in.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 6: So my sister Abigail, she bought a boat. She always
Speaker 6: wants us to go on the lake with her, and
Speaker 6: I have been. I don't like lakes like I want
Speaker 6: to like a pontoon, a boat that doesn't move.
Speaker 4: I'm in her boat.
Speaker 6: It's just just it's five hours. You just sit in
Speaker 6: the back of it. B be b b.
Speaker 1: Nolington talk. It's just chaos.
Speaker 6: I mean, stuff is flying everywhere. I'm sore for a month,
Speaker 6: just like is that from the boat there's no rules
Speaker 6: on the lake. It's just the wild West. Everybody drives
Speaker 6: as fast as they want. There's only sudden turns made
Speaker 6: out there. Everybody driving the boat is either drunk or eleven.
Speaker 3: No one's a normal person.
Speaker 4: You uh, last, yellower, the fish line is sweet.
Speaker 1: I know that feet is on your side. Yes, you
Speaker 1: here the distance under.
Speaker 2: The stray. I agree, sad.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the powers for money, Joe. It's Tuesday, May
Speaker 1: nineteenth to twenty twenty six. Sim Corey cole BET's Chris Hockey.
Speaker 1: There's Paul neat sauce, Lambert Zachary's here. Bonus in the second,
Speaker 1: Marnie in a second. My San Antonio Spurs are up
Speaker 1: one nothing.
Speaker 3: You know again?
Speaker 1: You know Ben yesterday said he doesn't like betting on
Speaker 1: golf because he doesn't watch golf anyway. Right, it was
Speaker 1: beautiful outside on Sundays, like I wasn't gonna watch that.
Speaker 3: Why would I bet on it?
Speaker 1: And I'm starting to agree with that mostly as well,
Speaker 1: it's it's more fun to bet on.
Speaker 3: It than watch it.
Speaker 1: And then I got money in the spurs thanks to
Speaker 1: my dad. I stayed up in watch the entire game.
Speaker 1: Double overtime ended it like, well, I don't know ten
Speaker 1: geez ten forty five. I forget exactly what time it ended,
Speaker 1: double overtime.
Speaker 3: Hell of a game. Yeah, I saw they won this morning.
Speaker 3: They're gonna sweep that team.
Speaker 1: Now. I don't think they're sweet.
Speaker 7: I mean Wemby had forty one points in what twenty
Speaker 7: something four rebounds.
Speaker 1: No one can stop him.
Speaker 7: I mean, Hawk talked about it for so long today
Speaker 7: that I had to be like, buddy, I gotta go
Speaker 7: turn the show on and sure it started.
Speaker 3: You have to prep to yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You can nap.
Speaker 3: But he was into it as well. He's gonna he's
Speaker 3: gonna win money.
Speaker 4: Al seriousness. Yeah, we're not done talking about basketball.
Speaker 1: No, not yet.
Speaker 3: We're down to the final four.
Speaker 4: I thought I thought the rules lost.
Speaker 1: They sure did, But what the hell Spurs have not
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: No cares you're gonna win money. No one cares you're
Speaker 3: gonna win money.
Speaker 1: No I care if you think the thunder are going
Speaker 1: to get swept out. That's the opposite.
Speaker 7: Nah nah, But I just don't. It's just I don't
Speaker 7: know how you you can stop Wemby for four games.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've tried, actually know how I stop him? Oh,
Speaker 4: I don't turn on my television.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sad. Yeah, I didn't watch it either, but
Speaker 1: I was watching the hockey game. Yeah, our guy toast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's ober for Jason Zucker.
Speaker 5: H Is it really?
Speaker 1: Overtime loss? The Montreal Canadians win in Buffalo Game seven?
Speaker 1: So the Canadians moving on to the Eastern Conference finals.
Speaker 1: Jason Zeer and the Sabers done.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sucks, sure does. Yeah, and they tied it.
Speaker 7: I thought they were going to come back and win,
Speaker 7: and then they lost, you know, a t terrible, hideous over.
Speaker 7: Not the greatest goal either, No, not not not great
Speaker 7: really Yeah, threw his helmet down the tunnel.
Speaker 3: He was not happy. Yeah, it wasn't good. A great
Speaker 3: game other than that, sports man, Yeah, I like sports. Yeah.
Speaker 8: And then flipping over the NBA watching the double overtime.
Speaker 8: It was a good sports night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How great was that game?
Speaker 1: Zachary? You were up? I saw you on Twitter when
Speaker 1: I was still watching it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: The game was unbelievable. If every NBA game was like that,
Speaker 1: it would be wildly popular. Yeah, but unfortunately there's nothing
Speaker 1: like that in the regular season. Ever, it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Last night's game was awesome. I was cheering for the Spurs.
Speaker 1: It was extra awesome, but in general awesome.
Speaker 3: Games like defense was crazy.
Speaker 1: Yep, tons of drama.
Speaker 7: I mean, if they win this, they have to be
Speaker 7: heavy favorites to win the whole thing, right, favorites.
Speaker 1: Maybe not heavy, but they'll be favored. Whoever comes out
Speaker 1: of the West is winning. Yeah, yes, sir, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: times can't slow them down? Cat's got nothing. Cat can't
Speaker 1: slow down Wemby. The police can't stop him, your mama
Speaker 1: can't whatever. The bit common says is, yeah.
Speaker 7: I just when you watch a game like that last
Speaker 7: night and I didn't you didn't know, But I'm making
Speaker 7: like a statement about.
Speaker 1: It when you see, like, tell me what what you
Speaker 1: learn from what you didn't see last night? I didn't
Speaker 1: see anything.
Speaker 4: Joe's and a cup of Joe.
Speaker 7: When you see the forty one twenty four points, there
Speaker 7: was no way the Wolves were ever gonna beat them.
Speaker 1: You know it's double overtime, right because they played double overtime.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but still though he was saying, dominating and still
Speaker 8: you throw the ball high enough and he's the only
Speaker 8: one who can get it correct.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they don't just do that play
Speaker 3: every time, like domination.
Speaker 4: Like back up and throw the ball to Randy Moss.
Speaker 3: He's open, yes, correct, same exact thing. Yep. You can't
Speaker 3: stop it, so I don't know how they expect anybody
Speaker 3: to stop it.
Speaker 4: You can't even helpe to contain it correct.
Speaker 7: If you have Chet Holmer and and you can't slow
Speaker 7: it down, nobody else can. And they're gonna win the chance.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you everybody, no one.
Speaker 1: On Twitter and no one on the they can't stop
Speaker 1: talking about how Wemby and Chet hate each other. Ye
Speaker 1: hate each hate each other. Doesn't go back to like
Speaker 1: some kind of like youth thing. Sure, yeah, I like
Speaker 1: actual dislike in the NBA. It's pretty rare. Yeah, pretty
Speaker 1: good man.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah there you go.
Speaker 1: Man, there's that.
Speaker 4: Yeah cool? What time is that?
Speaker 1: Nope? That's it?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 3: No, that was it?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was it?
Speaker 4: Oh? That seems like less than I hope for. Who's
Speaker 4: Who's just somebody's got it their turkey's done.
Speaker 3: You can I ask you a question?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 7: Oh you know how the time I told you I
Speaker 7: saw a ghost and then you guys got mad that
Speaker 7: I didn't share it until like the last thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Of the show. Yeah, and then the next day you
Speaker 1: told it and it was a railroad crossing sign.
Speaker 7: So yesterday, boy, my wife texts me and says, hey,
Speaker 7: the the fuse on the microwave is out.
Speaker 3: Will you go downstairs and fix it? And I said sure,
Speaker 3: So I go down.
Speaker 4: Are you sure that text was meant for you?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Maybe not?
Speaker 7: And uh, I flipped the switchback over right. Gives me
Speaker 7: the you know when it's like kind of crooked one
Speaker 7: way and then you just flip it back. You know
Speaker 7: how to flip a switch right?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Maybe you don't. Maybe you don't.
Speaker 4: Maybe you don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you Your fancy house might not have all
Speaker 1: those weird things, don't. I don't have breakers anyway?
Speaker 4: Break one nine?
Speaker 7: So you go up So I go upstairs. I have
Speaker 7: proof that something is following me around. I go upstairs.
Speaker 4: Is he about one year old and a bed foot tall?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No, besides him and my iPad that has been closed
Speaker 7: since yet Sunday when the golf was on.
Speaker 3: Is closed. It's never been opened. It hasn't been opened.
Speaker 7: No one has opened it, and it's just playing some
Speaker 7: random soccer game over in Europe.
Speaker 3: I'll show you here.
Speaker 1: I'll show you now.
Speaker 2: I know you.
Speaker 4: So you're saying the ghost is a soccer fan.
Speaker 7: I don't know what the ghost is, but the ghost
Speaker 7: the the iPad is fully closed and it's it's like
Speaker 7: it's it's it would be like a laptop closed playing something.
Speaker 7: It was terrifying because all because all I did was
Speaker 7: switch the microwave back on and that must have sparked
Speaker 7: something in the energy of my home. The ghost didn't
Speaker 7: like it, so it started playing random soccer on my iPad.
Speaker 3: I have I'll show you the video.
Speaker 1: I know what Chris feels like when we talk about basketball.
Speaker 4: I want to go back to basketball.
Speaker 7: Okay, but you're just saying my iPad just started playing
Speaker 7: soccer highlights, not open, fully closed off.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if it's a ghost, but it's weird.
Speaker 4: Man, stick to your guns. If you think it's a ghost.
Speaker 4: Did you say it's a ghost.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's the wizard man that follows me around. So
Speaker 7: you think he's attached to you now, I think so.
Speaker 7: I think he's followed me from home to home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, and crazy person home to crazy person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that doesn't just happen. It doesn't just start playing.
Speaker 3: I don't just disappear.
Speaker 7: Correct, But if I was watching soccer and all of
Speaker 7: a sudden, like which I would never do. But if
Speaker 7: all the sudden, this ghost does just started like it
Speaker 7: the soccer that I was watching, or if like all
Speaker 7: of a sudden, it was just go golf.
Speaker 3: Highlights, I'd go, that's kind of weird, but that's what
Speaker 3: I was watching.
Speaker 1: But I found out today that it actually is a ghost,
Speaker 1: but it's Pele, and he just likes the Pele. The
Speaker 1: spirit of Pele somehow is trapped in Plymouth, Minnesota, in
Speaker 1: your house. So all he wants to do is try
Speaker 1: to listen to soccer highlights because he can't see him.
Speaker 1: He didn't even open the iPad.
Speaker 3: No, he wants to hear him, just started playing.
Speaker 7: I just think that's weird because I went downstairs flip
Speaker 7: the switch on the microwave. Has nothing to do with
Speaker 7: the story, correct, No, but it does because right after
Speaker 7: I did that, I could hear my iPad making weird noises.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like like I was playing some stupid soccer highlight.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I see what you're saying. So the stupid
Speaker 4: noise was a soccer.
Speaker 3: Highlight during the break. I'll show you the video.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't want to see.
Speaker 4: I love lonch of stuff.
Speaker 1: Kelly's the same.
Speaker 3: Well, no, she wasn't there at the time. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm surprised she's going to be there when you get home.
Speaker 1: After that story.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you don't chickens.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, but it's fine. He did say at
Speaker 3: the time, Like, there's no assumption that she's still there.
Speaker 3: Yeah she might. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe she's running in fear because Pele's
Speaker 1: watching soccer.
Speaker 3: Maybe my iPad is just playing random European soccer games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like being escorted out of the country right now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe by a group of concerned citizens.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe she's skipping town.
Speaker 1: There's John Boone. I'm surprised he didn't turn around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I die bone. Check this out, guys. Gen Z
Speaker 4: shoppers are energizing a mall revival. Young consumers prefer in
Speaker 4: person shopping experiences over online carts. Data from Neils and
Speaker 4: i Q shows gen Z retail spending is expected to
Speaker 4: pass twelve trillion dollars globally in twenty thirty, I should
Speaker 4: say by twenty thirty, with growth outpacing every other generation.
Speaker 4: Data from Sircana also found shoppers between eighteen and twenty
Speaker 4: four years old and made sixty two percent of their
Speaker 4: journal general merchandise purchases in physical stores last year. How
Speaker 4: about that it's turned.
Speaker 3: Around, Jepsy, that's good news.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like I like shopping in malls.
Speaker 1: Look at that nice handshake good morning or like a
Speaker 1: regular handshake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the coffee man, Yeah, thank you. Johnny like malls?
Speaker 1: Do you like mallsm al?
Speaker 3: I like malls. Sure, I was at the mall yesterday.
Speaker 3: See he's one of them.
Speaker 1: Yes see, you're one of them.
Speaker 9: I go about twice a year, and it's because chause,
Speaker 9: your birthday's coming up, So buy some stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh so you got her golden pretzel pass at any
Speaker 1: Ann's no done?
Speaker 4: Her clothes you want?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 3: I buy her women's clothes. Oh like filthy stuff as
Speaker 3: far as you, as far as you notes for her.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't be saying I buy her like dresses.
Speaker 3: I buy her.
Speaker 4: Outfits, sure, yeah, A little like nurses outfit. I know
Speaker 4: a lot of guys who are pregnant.
Speaker 9: I feel like they can do that for their wives.
Speaker 9: I go and buy clothes, but I like buying clothes
Speaker 9: for her, and it usually works out pretty well.
Speaker 4: Like a little little uh, little furry kind of you're
Speaker 4: a panda, like a lovely sun dress. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: What what mall did you go to? What stores do
Speaker 3: you go to to, you know, look for women's clothes?
Speaker 4: Do they ever ask for your return?
Speaker 3: Where'd you go? I went to Mall of America and
Speaker 3: I went to loft A.
Speaker 1: No, not really familiar with loft.
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with them all of America.
Speaker 1: Let me back up that I'm very familiar with I'm
Speaker 1: familiar with Lost.
Speaker 4: I am typing in what percentage of men buy clothing
Speaker 4: for their wife. While there is no singular, up to
Speaker 4: date statistical percentage available, broader consumer research on couples fashion
Speaker 4: habits reveals that dynamic where men frequently rely on their
Speaker 4: wives for clothing choices, but not the other way around.
Speaker 1: Duh, Yeah, I don't. I don't think I have ever
Speaker 1: bought any piece of clothing for my wife in these
Speaker 1: seventeen years that I've known her.
Speaker 4: No zero edible panties count your MIC's son, because I
Speaker 4: bought some for lawyer Lambert.
Speaker 1: Oh did he like him? Well, he never ate him.
Speaker 4: Nois he was still sweaty when he put him on.
Speaker 1: Oh he's still wearing.
Speaker 4: They stuck to him. You ever, like, if you ever
Speaker 4: I wondered what a fruit roll up would feel like
Speaker 4: wrapped around your nuts at bro you could ask your dad.
Speaker 3: I'm not all right, I'll ask him. I'll text him
Speaker 3: right now. He's got to be up.
Speaker 4: He is, he's in the shower still.
Speaker 1: I don't know they sold edible underwearing the flavor of
Speaker 1: chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure they do. They have to.
Speaker 4: You got her a sundress, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 9: I think it's actually something I recommend to men to
Speaker 9: try it, because first of all, I just got to
Speaker 9: get some of the basics, right, Like, you have to
Speaker 9: go to a store who's closed she likes because if
Speaker 9: she doesn't like it what you got, or you got
Speaker 9: it in the wrong size or something, she can go
Speaker 9: back to the store and she gets credit and she
Speaker 9: gets to buy the stuff that she.
Speaker 3: Wants, right sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The big thing is you just got to find out.
Speaker 9: Her size because they've all come in a bunch of
Speaker 9: different sizes, go on for six or eight or ten like.
Speaker 3: Things would be nothing to us. So so you didn't
Speaker 3: go to hot topic.
Speaker 1: I did not go to hot topic that story I do.
Speaker 3: What about Spensers? Did that make a dispensers?
Speaker 4: What about the buckle?
Speaker 9: I I am not a gatherer when I go shopping,
Speaker 9: I'm a hunter. I've got something in mind. I'm going
Speaker 9: to go to that store, I get it and I
Speaker 9: get out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 9: I'm not doing a lot of gathering of information and
Speaker 9: hunting for the best this or that. Or you got
Speaker 9: a plan, I've got a plan. I'm going to carry
Speaker 9: out that plan. I'm going to finish it. That's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Your would your plan get completely derailed if your iPad
Speaker 1: started playing soccer highlights?
Speaker 3: I was trying to think, as that story was going
Speaker 3: on forever, which of the three of you would be
Speaker 3: the most likely to be haunted? Oh it's me, I
Speaker 3: am haunted because Zach has seen it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 3: Probably it might be Corey because we all know that
Speaker 3: at some point Chris killed a man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or Wiill or has he will somebody over and
Speaker 4: kept going yeah, likes like, but we also.
Speaker 9: Know that he would not if he was haunted, he
Speaker 9: would not admit it to himself, let alone to us. Therefore,
Speaker 9: he would never actually do that.
Speaker 4: If Jesus was a guest on the show, he still
Speaker 4: wouldn't believe. Wow, if he was sitting in that show
Speaker 4: right there, he'd still ask for proof.
Speaker 1: How do you know he's not well, said Bonus. Oh Man,
Speaker 1: think highly of yourself, do you? I don't know why
Speaker 1: he said that, like Yoo.
Speaker 3: Gutter helmet's pretty awesome.
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Speaker 1: Right, Bonus is here, Marny later, this is the power
Speaker 1: of Trim Morning Show on the Fan. You think a
Speaker 1: ticket for not wearing your seatbelt is the worst that
Speaker 1: could happen until you get in the crash, so saws.
Speaker 1: Last segment, you were talking about a ghost your iPad
Speaker 1: and then you guys are talking about you know, I
Speaker 1: could see a ghost or.
Speaker 3: Jesus spright in front of me and not admit it.
Speaker 1: Right. That's kind of kind of, at least temporarily the
Speaker 1: plot to this new show that I'm watching that's fantastic,
Speaker 1: by the way, and it's not normally a show that
Speaker 1: I would watch Ghosts on CBS. It's called Widow's Bay
Speaker 1: on Apple. That's with your Dive Matt Reeve from the Americans.
Speaker 1: He's the lead and that's kind of the plot. Is
Speaker 1: he is the mayor of a small island town, like
Speaker 1: off the coast of like I don't know, Massachusetts or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly where somewhere in New England is
Speaker 1: sure bell planing, oh really, and weird stuff starts happening.
Speaker 1: But just like the mayor and Jaws doesn't want to
Speaker 1: admit there's a shark in the water, he essentially doesn't
Speaker 1: want to admit that weird stuff is haunting his town,
Speaker 1: and he sees some widows Widow's Bay. I've heard great
Speaker 1: things about it. Is it's creepy as hell. It's like
Speaker 1: a Stephen King. Yes, I'm not surprised because it is
Speaker 1: really really good. It's actually got some humor, but it's
Speaker 1: super dark and mysterious and creepy. And I'm not normally
Speaker 1: into horror shows, but this one's fantastic. I specifically gave
Speaker 1: it a shot because I love Matt Reese so much.
Speaker 1: What another four? I think four episodes of four, all
Speaker 1: of them fantastic. So anyway, Widow's Bay Apple TV. I
Speaker 1: feel like creepy shows highly recommended. Ye man, I have
Speaker 1: no idea how many episodes are left. I know they're
Speaker 1: doing the weekly bit, but uh yeah, if you like
Speaker 1: creepy shows, there you go.
Speaker 3: Widow's Bay episode five tomorrow in Yemen. And what if
Speaker 3: the mayor from Jaws was elected to run a Stephen
Speaker 3: King town.
Speaker 1: That's insane. That's that's the rotten tomatoes consensus.
Speaker 3: No, that was that was a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: But no, that is that's almost exactly what I just said,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly how I we describe it. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want to admit that that a couple of crazy people
Speaker 1: in his town that are screaming no, this whole island
Speaker 1: is haunted, and he's like, what are you dumb? But
Speaker 1: then he sees it with his own eyes and still
Speaker 1: doesn't want to admit it because if he admits it,
Speaker 1: then the whole town's economy crumbles, much like the mayor
Speaker 1: and Jaws. I wonder if that's whoever created the show.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that was the elevator pitch maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: because that is definitely the vibe. It's fantastic and it's.
Speaker 9: Not all been dropped right coming out gradual and only
Speaker 9: four so far, four episodes so far, so you can
Speaker 9: catch up.
Speaker 3: They're bare chested, yeah, has hear any of that?
Speaker 7: No, no nudity so far, ghost boobs man, that'd be
Speaker 7: great total of the podcast so far?
Speaker 9: Can you Apple TV's stuff? Like if I downloaded them
Speaker 9: and watch the amount of plane where you're going? I'm
Speaker 9: going to Cologne and I'm going to Europe alone.
Speaker 4: You're going to Cologne?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, Why wouldn't you? Why do you? Why stand?
Speaker 9: The Riggs was he has a conference in Germany and
Speaker 9: so he's like, you want to meet me in Germany
Speaker 9: And we're like, well that's closer than Japan, so sure.
Speaker 1: Good for you, something people casually do. Let's just meet
Speaker 1: in Germany.
Speaker 3: It's halfway, good for you.
Speaker 9: So yeah, we're doing a week a week, most of
Speaker 9: a week in Cologne, a long weekend in Barcelona, and
Speaker 9: then a week in Paris with our kid.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited. Good for you.
Speaker 4: Unannounced, like did this just come up? No?
Speaker 9: I think I've mentioned that A couple of times. I'm
Speaker 9: going to Europe, but I've going to Barcelona. I'm going
Speaker 9: to so it's haird.
Speaker 4: Because I honestly I thought I remember you saying when
Speaker 4: you got back from your last trip, you guys just
Speaker 4: needed to stay home for a while. We do.
Speaker 3: As soon as this one is done, we are staying
Speaker 3: home for.
Speaker 4: A while, watching your seat. Next summer, I'm not playing
Speaker 4: as many gigs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he talks of that for as long as I've
Speaker 3: worked here, I'm playing cards.
Speaker 1: That is correct.
Speaker 3: Hey, so what what trek is shorter you to Germany
Speaker 3: or Germany Japan? That is a good question.
Speaker 1: How close.
Speaker 3: That's a good question in terms of time zones? What
Speaker 3: are are we six time zones from there?
Speaker 1: Russia has like six time zones, doesn't it, and there seven.
Speaker 3: I think it's almost the midpoint. It's got to be close.
Speaker 3: It's real close to the midpoint.
Speaker 1: If only there was a website where we could look
Speaker 1: this up instead of just guessing.
Speaker 9: So we're actually meeting in Paris, then we go to club,
Speaker 9: we take the train to close. So I think in Paris,
Speaker 9: that stupid airport we're probably closer to so gout that
Speaker 9: airport sucks.
Speaker 3: Paris yeah, so Charles degall right, yeah, terrible, that's what
Speaker 3: we fly into.
Speaker 9: But then when we're flying from Barcelona to Paris, we
Speaker 9: didn't pick the We took Ryan Air, which doesn't go
Speaker 9: to Charles de Gallic, goes to that other airport that's
Speaker 9: eighty five kilometers north of Paris, So we got to
Speaker 9: figure how we're getting from that airport to.
Speaker 3: I got it right here.
Speaker 7: A direct flight from Tokyo to Germany takes fourteen to
Speaker 7: fifteen hours.
Speaker 1: All right, that's long.
Speaker 3: It's much longer.
Speaker 7: And uh, Minneapolis to Germany is ten hours and forty
Speaker 7: seven minutes. Now that's so who knows if it's correct.
Speaker 7: That sounds about right about a long way.
Speaker 9: So you know, flights going east to west take longer,
Speaker 9: or going east to west take longer than flights going
Speaker 9: west to east because you're fighting the Gulf Stream whatever,
Speaker 9: at least in the US. I wonder if it's the
Speaker 9: same way, like maybe it's about the same.
Speaker 1: Distance, but I think it's the opposite on Venus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that right?
Speaker 1: Well, good for Venus, the only planet that spins the
Speaker 1: other way.
Speaker 4: There's probably another.
Speaker 1: In some place, not not the other trillions of planets
Speaker 1: that are out there?
Speaker 3: What's the one that rains diamonds drink the gale?
Speaker 1: Like Neptune and Uranus both?
Speaker 3: Do I think I got a popular as?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Random? Do you believe you have a popular aus?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I mean you have a flat, gross looking butt. I
Speaker 3: didn't say good looking, said popular.
Speaker 4: Dude, prove it. I don't think you do. I bet
Speaker 4: you got a big old, floppy gloppy.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see it?
Speaker 4: I kind of do.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'll show you off the camera one on one. But
Speaker 3: what are you point that's not going to see it?
Speaker 4: I thought you love this show?
Speaker 7: That's not going to get us clicks or headlines? Can
Speaker 7: I show my slabs on YouTube? Don't they not share nudity?
Speaker 7: I don't know if that's going to be considered nudity.
Speaker 3: I mean it's vulgar.
Speaker 4: I think they're going to think it's a cookie.
Speaker 1: Just mean, I don't believe his ass is considered you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: like right photographic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're they're gonna do whatever.
Speaker 4: Who's cooking with all that broccoli?
Speaker 3: It's not that bad. I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 3: It might be, I don't know. I haven't looked at
Speaker 3: my slabs.
Speaker 1: In a while.
Speaker 7: It was the last time you photographed him. I don't
Speaker 7: think I've ever photographed my butty. What about videotapes, I
Speaker 7: don't think I've ever videotaped my buttchy, you've never videotaped
Speaker 7: the act?
Speaker 3: You know what's funny?
Speaker 7: Like the videotaping thing, that's not a thing anymore, but
Speaker 7: we still say it, right, I mean, like you say, hey,
Speaker 7: did you video the or did you tell that?
Speaker 1: That's just generational but.
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, the younger there's no way the younger generation
Speaker 7: says that, right, or film right there?
Speaker 3: We don't write.
Speaker 1: They just say record yeah, because obviously we're not filming anything.
Speaker 1: But even people with their rphones, they'd be like, hey, well,
Speaker 1: who's gonna film this? Yeah, that's just a thing.
Speaker 4: It's like people say I saw that movie in theaters
Speaker 4: when they only saw it in one Well said, yeah,
Speaker 4: I says that it's it's part of the part of
Speaker 4: the language.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a record deal.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I never said that.
Speaker 1: You're avoiding the question. The question was the question, did
Speaker 1: you ever videotape the act? Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm sure I have at some point. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 3: you know whether you have, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember you walked into me and you're Dad,
Speaker 4: and you're like, I gotta get this on film.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think you said.
Speaker 1: Something like, how do I blur out my dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exactly were you There was hawks, Sweet, it
Speaker 3: was the ghost of Pele.
Speaker 4: He was directing.
Speaker 3: He's in my house. Man, I showed a Hawk the video.
Speaker 3: He couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he couldn't believe it. No, he said that I did.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, why is it playing soccer?
Speaker 4: That's what I said. He's right, I could not believe it.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's maybe you know what it might be.
Speaker 7: No, it might be a spirit showing my preview to
Speaker 7: Hell and it's just soccer highlights.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 4: I can hear actually in the background, I think I
Speaker 4: did hear Kel say this is my Hell.
Speaker 3: No, she wasn't there.
Speaker 4: That's the point.
Speaker 1: If you knew that Hell was just non stop soccer
Speaker 1: viewing in highlights, that was the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Rest of eternity was just watching soccer. That's not bad.
Speaker 7: I'd get in the best shape of my life, so
Speaker 7: I'd live as long as possible so I didn't have
Speaker 7: to go to that.
Speaker 3: But that's not that bad.
Speaker 1: I mean when compared to what hell could really be,
Speaker 1: if hell really existed. Yeah, if you found out today, Well,
Speaker 1: if I'm just the worst person that's ever existed on earth,
Speaker 1: the worst thing that could be in my future is
Speaker 1: just NonStop soccer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not that bad. You could go murdering. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna robbing, stealing. I'm not gonna do any of that.
Speaker 3: Why because I wouldn't do well in jail.
Speaker 1: I have small hands.
Speaker 3: But it's eternity with soccer highlight. It's not a big deal,
Speaker 3: especially if you did watch it live, because those stadiums
Speaker 3: are really fun.
Speaker 1: Sure I do.
Speaker 3: I have small hands. I would not survive well in prison.
Speaker 9: And if you go to like Scottish Premier League games,
Speaker 9: then at halftime you can go out gets smoke up
Speaker 9: a few lung darts.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe I'm into soccer now, Front Page Sports. In
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Speaker 9: It feels like you're about to go on vacation music.
Speaker 9: It does only to a sunnier locale. Yeah, not Cologne, No,
Speaker 9: but Barcelona. Will you bring cologne to Cologne?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't need you. I don't need I don't
Speaker 3: need to. They've got all the cologne. I thought, just
Speaker 3: maybe you may like your own. Well, I also I
Speaker 3: also don't need to. Okay, So you go to Paris
Speaker 3: and Paris?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He asked Parish. Will I bring plaster in Paris?
Speaker 1: Sure? No?
Speaker 4: Huh? Good Hamburg and I could a hot dog?
Speaker 1: No, you know what.
Speaker 3: Cologne has a lot of beer.
Speaker 4: Oh, perfect makes sense.
Speaker 1: You gotta give us a chance to guess.
Speaker 3: Perfect for you, Bonye.
Speaker 4: He didn't want us to be wrong again. He's worried
Speaker 4: about us.
Speaker 3: Yep mm hmm.
Speaker 4: That's a good point. I mean they drink it warm.
Speaker 4: I think, are you cool with that?
Speaker 3: Uh, they do not drink it warm.
Speaker 4: They don't know. Is that was that? Have I been snowball? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They don't work.
Speaker 9: I mean England is more about the warm beer. I
Speaker 9: think that German Germany, German laggers and pilsners and that
Speaker 9: sort of thing.
Speaker 3: Those those are not served.
Speaker 4: Form how much timed on trees?
Speaker 1: Brilliant?
Speaker 3: When what is there one beer you're looking forward to?
Speaker 3: So Colod is.
Speaker 9: Known for their colsh. Everybody serves They've got a bunch
Speaker 9: of brewers that make colsh. Coulsh is a style of
Speaker 9: beer that's kind of kind of a mixture between a
Speaker 9: lagger and or a pilsner in a sour and very refreshing.
Speaker 3: And I I'm looking forward to those. I like coulshs
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 1: Thank you for honesty.
Speaker 9: You might recall that there was a skulsh at Odi
Speaker 9: Pills Brewing. Sure that was a culsh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Will you be doing gleaming in the Geek from there?
Speaker 9: I will be doing Gleaman and the Geek from there. Correct, Yes, yes,
Speaker 9: you will not be without your gleaming in the Geek.
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Speaker 1: one last night, double overtime, the Spurs beat the Oklahoma
Speaker 1: City Thunder one twenty two to one fifteen to take
Speaker 1: a one nothing series lead over the defending champs. Victor
Speaker 1: Wembin Yama forty one points, twenty four rebounds. He's the
Speaker 1: youngest player in NBA history with a forty twenty game
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. Down three, first overtime, Wemby launches a
Speaker 1: twenty eight foot three with under thirty seconds ago and
Speaker 1: just drills it. That tied it at one o eight.
Speaker 1: We go to double overtime. They dominate late. He catches
Speaker 1: every ball that's thrown like seventeen feet in the air
Speaker 1: and then just hammers it one twenty two to one fifteen.
Speaker 1: That snaps a nine game postseason win streak for OKC
Speaker 1: dating back to last year's Finals, And you could argue,
Speaker 1: for most of the game, the only player really keeping
Speaker 1: them in the game. When the Spurs had like a
Speaker 1: ten point lead, and it felt like they were pulling
Speaker 1: away as Alex Caruso just hit a million three pointers.
Speaker 1: He was eight of fourteen, had thirty one points. That's
Speaker 1: when SGA was struggling. SGA got a little bit hot
Speaker 1: late and obviously scored in overtime. But the twenty four
Speaker 1: points for SGA just eight points for Victor wepenin Yama
Speaker 1: is the least favorite player on the planet. Chettholmer Chat
Speaker 1: had eight points, eight rebounds, two of seven and was
Speaker 1: getting ripped at halftime by the broadcast. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: were all like, Chat, what are you doing? You shot
Speaker 1: one time in the first half, like you know, your
Speaker 1: guys calling you out. You don't like each other. This
Speaker 1: is the Western Conference Finals. You got to do something.
Speaker 1: And then he didn't do much. Didn't do much in
Speaker 1: the second half in overtime either block or two and
Speaker 1: a key rebounder two, but didn't play super well. Game
Speaker 1: two in OKAC Wednesday, seven thirty. Okay, see favorites on
Speaker 1: DraftKings again at six and a half. But if you
Speaker 1: look at the futures markets, it's essentially even now moving
Speaker 1: forward between San Antonio and Oklahoma City.
Speaker 7: Man, I I know I didn't watch it, but I
Speaker 7: saw five games of it with the Wolves. I just
Speaker 7: don't know how you can try and contain that to
Speaker 7: get four victories. Now, you know you got to win
Speaker 7: four of the next six six, right, I don't know
Speaker 7: how you can do that against that team if he
Speaker 7: stays healthy. And the other issue is they're all like
Speaker 7: twenty three and younger. This is an absolute dynasty this
Speaker 7: Spurs team has.
Speaker 3: I don't know how. Yeah, I don't know how you're
Speaker 3: gonna slow this down going forward.
Speaker 1: I don't know what crazy the Wolves are gonna make.
Speaker 1: This is a dynasty twenty three younger. That's essentially what
Speaker 1: Rosen follows on Instagram ezy.
Speaker 3: And honestly, the.
Speaker 1: Late scratch last night for US Spurs fans scared us
Speaker 1: because deeron Fox the last second was a no show
Speaker 1: because of an ankle problem, and you could tell there
Speaker 1: were some key moments second half in overtime that even
Speaker 1: though Dylan Harper hit a couple of monster game or
Speaker 1: monster plays in that game, the veteran leadership at point guard,
Speaker 1: which the Wolves clearly lacked this postseason as well, popped
Speaker 1: up in the Spurs game last night and it almost
Speaker 1: cost him the game. So no idea if deeron Fox
Speaker 1: is expected back from Game two, but he did not
Speaker 1: play last night and that was a huge factor.
Speaker 3: So we are only going to get better. Is this
Speaker 3: essentially the finals?
Speaker 1: Yep? Yeah, oh yeah, I would be.
Speaker 3: This is going to be whoever's coming out of the
Speaker 3: Eastern Contry.
Speaker 1: Yes, but again the variable the same way the Frost
Speaker 1: got screwed over the variable as injury. Right, right, you
Speaker 1: get the game one of the finals and Wemby goes
Speaker 1: down or Castle goes down, or Fox never plays, and
Speaker 1: we have a series. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Man, the oldest guy on their starting lineup is twenty five.
Speaker 7: Wemby's twenty two. Dylan Harper I think is twenty one
Speaker 7: on Earth twenty and then Castle's twenty one.
Speaker 1: What a lineup? So who's twenty five? The box is
Speaker 1: older than twenty five? Yeah, but well who played last night? Sorry?
Speaker 1: The vassal guy is twenty five? Twenty five?
Speaker 7: So yeah, even though I'm gonna lose money, screw the Thunder, yeah,
Speaker 7: screw the Thunder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then kiss hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Sure. The Twins won six to three, John Bonus over
Speaker 1: the Astros. Josh Bell hit a couple of home runs
Speaker 1: and there was a nearly two hour rain delay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they went to the break. They rein delay break
Speaker 1: up three to nothing. Then after that he singled in
Speaker 1: another run. So Josh Bell finishes three or four two
Speaker 1: home runs, four RBI. Twins are now twenty two and
Speaker 1: twenty six, and tonight they take on the Astros again
Speaker 1: with Zebbie Matthews on the mound from Minnesota.
Speaker 9: Josh Bell has been struggling and his past has shown
Speaker 9: he can be really streaky. He was certainly in a
Speaker 9: low streak, bad streak kind of heading into this series.
Speaker 9: It's really nice to see him heat up and they
Speaker 9: could use his bad in the middle of this lineup
Speaker 9: right now. He could be an impact maker for this
Speaker 9: team for the next week or two. The Twins are
Speaker 9: making all kinds of changes right now, and that's not
Speaker 9: unusual for a baseball team in the middle of May
Speaker 9: that they start basically making the hard decisions because people
Speaker 9: are struggling. They've sent down Matt Wallner. Royce Lewis is
Speaker 9: getting a lot less playing time and sounds like he
Speaker 9: could possibly be optioned to triple as say Paul. Last night,
Speaker 9: they did a bullpen game to get Simmon Woods. Richardson
Speaker 9: out of the starting rotation and brought in Kendre Rojas,
Speaker 9: who might have a shot at making the rotation or
Speaker 9: could be part of the solution in the bullpen. Simonwoods
Speaker 9: Richardson also came into as a bullpen roll and pitched
Speaker 9: only eighteen pitches, not like a long relief outing, like
Speaker 9: maybe they're thinking he could be a high leverage guy
Speaker 9: in the bullpen.
Speaker 3: All the different problems.
Speaker 9: That we've been sort of wondering when the Twins are
Speaker 9: going to address, they are starting to address, and they
Speaker 9: would be addressing them even more if they didn't have
Speaker 9: a number of their players at triple A hurt right now.
Speaker 9: So that's an interesting time of the season to be
Speaker 9: following this team because we're going to see, i think
Speaker 9: within the next two three weeks, how many of these
Speaker 9: moves work, whether or not that can keep them close
Speaker 9: to five hundred, which in the American League is all
Speaker 9: you've got to be. Right now, they are a game
Speaker 9: and a half as of yesterday. I didn't check as
Speaker 9: of today, but as of yesterday, the Twins are a
Speaker 9: game and a half out of the wild card spot,
Speaker 9: even though there were four or five games under five hundred.
Speaker 1: So can we ask another hardcore baseball question at six
Speaker 1: sixteen in the morning.
Speaker 3: Sure, is it over for Royce Lewis? I will say no,
Speaker 3: but boy does it not look good. Is super stardom
Speaker 3: though over again?
Speaker 9: I will say no, really, once you've shown that you've
Speaker 9: got that ceiling right, But boy does he need a
Speaker 9: hard reset.
Speaker 3: He is absolutely floundering.
Speaker 9: How do you do at the plate? Well, you're gonna
Speaker 9: send them down to Triple A's which it is unusual
Speaker 9: that in both Wallner's and Royce Lewis's case, it is
Speaker 9: unusual that you get, you know, a veteran player who's
Speaker 9: been in the league four years and when they struggle,
Speaker 9: you have the option to send them to Triple A.
Speaker 9: But both of those players because they because when they
Speaker 9: came up they had immediate success and weren't being sent
Speaker 9: down to Triple A. They both have Royce Luis could
Speaker 9: be sent down to Saint Paul two years in a row,
Speaker 9: both this year and next year, if he's struggling at
Speaker 9: any any point in time, and that's not a luxury
Speaker 9: most teams have, or a struggling veteran of somebody with
Speaker 9: his accomplishments, whether he will reset himself down there. I
Speaker 9: mean we have seen I mean Walder got sent down
Speaker 9: two years ago, completely reset himself. Uh you know, then
Speaker 9: had Edward Julian get sent down and never reset himself
Speaker 9: or Jose Miranda never reseat himself.
Speaker 4: So are you willing to go on record because I
Speaker 4: know you wrote this on Twins Daily dot com.
Speaker 3: I haven't written anything daily dot com.
Speaker 4: But do you believe he wanted to get sent doncuse
Speaker 4: he just like Saint Paul better.
Speaker 2: He just gar you.
Speaker 3: He does not want to be said.
Speaker 4: He likes Derek, however, wrote the Saints better. He just
Speaker 4: thinks it's a better organization.
Speaker 3: They do cooler bits, like any pigs. What's the name
Speaker 3: of the pig this year?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 4: A little ham?
Speaker 3: No, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Is it moo Donna?
Speaker 3: No, Moo Donna?
Speaker 1: Is it Miami?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: What mud? With Chad and r b L chat b
Speaker 1: l T.
Speaker 3: That's a great name, that's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Give them a whoever said they give him a raise?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to Saint Paul right now, you get
Speaker 3: to see Matt Walter and by the end of the week,
Speaker 3: at the end of this homestand you might see Royslos
Speaker 3: down there too. Royce on top of on top of
Speaker 3: the On the other end, you might not be able
Speaker 3: to see Kaitlin Culpepper much like.
Speaker 5: See me and saying Paul, she got sent down. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I was talking to a guardian. It's like, ah, sure,
Speaker 5: that's a really good impre no bat that hurts my throat.
Speaker 5: Your calm down, Zach that sax.
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Speaker 1: All right? We mentioned the Spurs one last night in
Speaker 1: double overtime Game one against OKAC. But tonight the other
Speaker 1: side of the bracket, the Eastern Conference Finals kicks off
Speaker 1: Game one Calves at Big Cat in the Knicks at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock. The Knicks are seven and a half point
Speaker 1: favorites Undraftkings. All right, Chris knows this for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm smart.
Speaker 1: But let's see if you guys know it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on about basketball? I bet so.
Speaker 1: The Eastern and Western Conference Finals features the Calves, Knicks, Spurs,
Speaker 1: and Thunder. Right, there are two NBA teams that have
Speaker 1: never made the conference finals in their entire existence. Name
Speaker 1: the two, and by the way, there's a third that
Speaker 1: hasn't sauce in our lifetime. Bonus and hockey have been
Speaker 1: around for this team making it, but in our lifetime
Speaker 1: since nineteen seventy nine. There's another team in our lifetime
Speaker 1: that we have never seen in the Eastern Conference Finals
Speaker 1: or Western Conference finals. But let's start with the other one.
Speaker 1: There are two that have never made it this far.
Speaker 3: I mean Grizzlies, the Washington Wizard, New Orleans Pelicans. The
Speaker 3: Pelicans are one.
Speaker 1: The Wizards are the team that has not made it
Speaker 1: since nineteen seventy nine when they were the Bullets, but
Speaker 1: they have not made it since seventy nine. Pelicans are one.
Speaker 1: Well done, Zachary. The other one is.
Speaker 3: Clippers.
Speaker 7: Hmmm they go through? I mean did the Sonics? Must
Speaker 7: have they played the finals? The bull Oh not the Wolves.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: If that was a sincere guess, that might be the
Speaker 3: worst guest of all time. Jeez, it's a joke.
Speaker 1: Couldn't tell that is the correct answer. The Hornets and
Speaker 1: the Pelicans are the two as separate franchises obviously, because
Speaker 1: you know whatever, the Pelicans move from show, but as
Speaker 1: separate franchises either Neither one of them has ever made
Speaker 1: the conference finals. All right.
Speaker 7: The Wolves haven't been there in a year, and they've
Speaker 7: got some massive changes on the horizon. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 7: and I think I think they will inquire about the
Speaker 7: guy Corey doesn't want.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you listened to Berrero last night.
Speaker 1: Johnny Krazinski doesn't think that they are interested? Oh really? Sure?
Speaker 1: What do you say? My guess is he's more tappain
Speaker 1: than you? Oh yeah, because he's your source almost always
Speaker 1: pretty good. The way that he worded it was, it's
Speaker 1: not impossible on John Moran, but he believes there are
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of names that they would be way
Speaker 1: more interested in than John Moran. So he didn't think
Speaker 1: it was gonna happen. Okay, but I believe he said
Speaker 1: not impossible, but not very likely. But what really matters
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 4: In sixteen thirty two, I am a list of the
Speaker 4: way people have died of leading causes of death in London.
Speaker 4: In sixteen thirty two, purple spotted fever killed thirty eight people.
Speaker 1: What it's like at the time. That was when bad
Speaker 1: tours had to get canceled because a low ticket sails.
Speaker 4: Oh that was like a blue that fever. Yeah, something
Speaker 4: called King's Evil killed thirty eight people.
Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
Speaker 4: That's why I'm asking is evil? King's evil? As then
Speaker 4: he owns the evil?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Anyone is that?
Speaker 7: Like? You can look it up devil possession if it were,
Speaker 7: it's ben of your iPads haunted?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh what else? It's a cervical issue.
Speaker 4: They call that the King's evil.
Speaker 1: Yep. Firms swollen and sometimes painful masses in the neck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, If untreated, the nodes can break down and
Speaker 1: form draining, draining skin lesions.
Speaker 4: Oh that sounds great.
Speaker 1: Is that still a thing?
Speaker 4: Kay, you're a pain in my neck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're definitely the King's Evil.
Speaker 4: You really are.
Speaker 3: I try not to training.
Speaker 2: Throat.
Speaker 3: That's ever.
Speaker 4: Thirty four people drowned, twenty seven people died of worms.
Speaker 3: Can I ask a question? Wait, why are you so
Speaker 3: mad at me? I just said, can't wait? I cannot
Speaker 3: wait for this question?
Speaker 1: Is the way you said it? He meant it again
Speaker 1: in a kind way, though, Yes, he cannot just my tone.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on the edge of my seat for your
Speaker 1: question about worms? How do you die of worms?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 7: My question is on the surface, You're like, oh, that's
Speaker 7: not a very good question, Paul, But like, did they
Speaker 7: eat away at your insides?
Speaker 1: Is that how they is that?
Speaker 3: How they kill you? Like you just had worms and
Speaker 3: you like you'd be like, oh god, I have worms.
Speaker 4: When you're done looking the question I can answer. Sorry,
Speaker 4: go ahead, that's okay. They eat away the the the
Speaker 4: nutrients of the food do you consume?
Speaker 3: Oh so you starved to death.
Speaker 4: Well, essentially you start to death, but you also die
Speaker 4: of like John Deyson's and uh and all the you know,
Speaker 4: because you're you're not getting any nutrients in your in
Speaker 4: your body because they're consuming the nutrients that you're eating.
Speaker 1: So you're not just healed if you're just like, well,
Speaker 1: I have worms. See it's very simple. When you said
Speaker 1: it's very sassy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said it that he tried to. He just
Speaker 4: can't help it. I can't help it to be nice.
Speaker 1: You imply that if you just acknowledge that you have worms,
Speaker 1: you should be fine. Yeah, it's like, what does it
Speaker 1: deal with his cancer?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Anybody ever died for crabs asking for a friend?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Excuse me? Probably like you came home with crabs and
Speaker 4: she killed you.
Speaker 1: I mean, right, King's evil?
Speaker 4: How about this? Fifteen people died and this is a
Speaker 4: I think a classy way of saying died by suicide
Speaker 4: made away themselves. Yeah, that's how it was listed, made
Speaker 4: away themselves.
Speaker 3: Only fifteen people all London.
Speaker 4: Well, so many people were dying of worms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because they didn't just announce it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I eleven people just died of grief.
Speaker 3: Oh that's sad.
Speaker 4: I've been there. Oh sorry, Oh it's okay. I'm happy
Speaker 4: now you are the second six sixty two people are
Speaker 4: listed as dying suddenly. Great work, doctors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dying suddenly.
Speaker 3: I mean you're just walking on the street and you
Speaker 3: just die.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, you get hit by a bus in sixteen thirty two. Sure,
Speaker 3: every day when you're walking down the.
Speaker 4: Street, everybody that you meet has worms in the gut.
Speaker 3: At least they admit it. Yeah, have the problem? Yeah, thanks, Journey.
Speaker 3: What's the I know I have worms? Like I'm good though, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least I said it out loud. The first
Speaker 1: step is just admitting it. Yeah, ology that you have
Speaker 1: the worms?
Speaker 3: Can I ask another question?
Speaker 4: Oh sure, Bud, I can't wait. I'll see he said
Speaker 4: it a bad way.
Speaker 3: Was that tone different? I mean he rolled his eyes
Speaker 3: at me the second.
Speaker 2: Elp, my.
Speaker 3: Devil.
Speaker 4: No, it's the Kings the same thing.
Speaker 3: Are you the one starting my iPad.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I don't like soccer. Do you get worms from
Speaker 7: eating like rotten food?
Speaker 4: Sure? Fish stuff like that. Yeah, that's why I don't
Speaker 4: eat the rotten food any kind of fun and say
Speaker 4: that I don't eat seafood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't eat any seafood.
Speaker 1: None. No, he doesn't know.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I had a file of fish at me Tonin's once.
Speaker 3: Oh what you get? Yeah, wait a minute. Do you
Speaker 3: want to eat like a cream filled donut? But you'll
Speaker 3: eat a file of fish? And I did.
Speaker 8: I did broaden my horizons because I was obviously get
Speaker 8: it with no tartar sauce with no cheese, But now
Speaker 8: I get it with cheese.
Speaker 4: Look at you, that's the only branch out, yeah, number one.
Speaker 8: In fact, I even threw an extra slice of cheese
Speaker 8: on there one time, and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: What's the problem with tartar sauce. It's it's a I
Speaker 3: don't even know what that. It smells weird. I don't
Speaker 3: know what it is.
Speaker 7: Sauce is an acquired scares me. It's got worms.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 1: I would rather made away myself than need a flay
Speaker 1: a fish and I can't believe.
Speaker 7: You read that favor of that, and I love me
Speaker 7: some mickey be's I need anything else from there?
Speaker 3: But have you had one years of you know who
Speaker 3: loves them? You know who loves.
Speaker 4: Please? I WILLI am going to give you an educated guest.
Speaker 7: Seam Bear maybe no Randy, no Dove, no Brent Mark,
Speaker 7: no lawyer Lambert.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah that's true. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 4: right now, I know this for a fact. That's something
Speaker 4: he will.
Speaker 3: So that's why his bread smells like fish. Okay, that
Speaker 3: talks problem to a.
Speaker 4: Lap in that same pain. I'm almost amazed. And so
Speaker 4: you back me up on this. Right, we all know
Speaker 4: the things that Zach's had in his mouth, and he
Speaker 4: won't eat certain foods. Yeah right, explain yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zach, the biology and DNA and uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: That's what he's saying. I'm saying, were you listening to
Speaker 3: the dude's story.
Speaker 8: It's not about the taste, it's about the experience.
Speaker 3: My god, what exactly the question?
Speaker 1: But we're trying to, you know, use double entendre and
Speaker 1: dance around a little bit. Don't just talk about.
Speaker 4: Dance.
Speaker 3: He has danced around it plenty.
Speaker 1: He's definitely tiptoed brilliant.
Speaker 4: Can I can I tell you one more cause of
Speaker 4: death that I don't understand? I need to look up
Speaker 4: the Yeah, the definitely stuff. Three hundred, three hundred and
Speaker 4: forty eight people and sixteen thirty two in London died
Speaker 4: of something called the bloody flux.
Speaker 1: Fl X was playing the fillmore bloody flush.
Speaker 3: It's dysentery.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, severe diarrhea mixed with blood and mucus. Yuck.
Speaker 4: Wow, that is a bad way to die, sure for
Speaker 4: everyone involved?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yeah, would you.
Speaker 4: Just die already?
Speaker 1: Before modern sanitation and antibiotics, it was notoriously lethal and
Speaker 1: a primary cause of death in crowded, unsanitary environments like
Speaker 1: military camps, slave ships, and besieged cities. But it's essentially dysentery.
Speaker 1: Oh the way, Even if you go to dysentery on Wikipedia,
Speaker 1: dysentery comma historically known as the bloody flux. Oh, oh way,
Speaker 1: don't say that five times last?
Speaker 3: Actually yucky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be a great punk band name, though
Speaker 4: for a wrestler name, I don't think that's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: Oh really quickly, you just mentioned punk. Yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: you didn't see it. Did you see the list of
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone put out the one hundred Greatest Punk Albums
Speaker 1: of All Times?
Speaker 4: I did not see what was on there.
Speaker 1: It's not worth going through the whole list because honestly,
Speaker 1: you know, by definition punk is not necessarily mainstream, right,
Speaker 1: so there's a whole bunch of bands and stuff I've
Speaker 1: never heard of. Yeah, but if you had to guess,
Speaker 1: I think this is extremely guessable. The number one punk
Speaker 1: No Dookie by Green Days, number twenty, the number one
Speaker 1: punk album of all time, never.
Speaker 4: Mind the Bollocks, the sex Pistols, Blitz, Creak Bump replaced
Speaker 4: not God Dan. What's the name of their band? Name
Speaker 4: of that band, let's creak Bumps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Ramones self titled album nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 4: That is that is a good poll.
Speaker 1: That is no. Number one. I would have called that
Speaker 1: is a great The only thing that.
Speaker 3: I thought was interesting. What do you think about this?
Speaker 1: Let me see here? I think it's number seven.
Speaker 4: I wonder who what be going on and records they
Speaker 4: can consider as well.
Speaker 1: That's where I'm going with this, because number nine.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna guess, can I guess yeah, Offspring.
Speaker 7: Nope, no, Cris Cross punk okay, doctor. So here's why
Speaker 7: I think it's interesting.
Speaker 1: The quote the lead singer in an interview said punk
Speaker 1: rock should mean freedom.
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, well it's not Billie Idol.
Speaker 1: So even this person, I guess, kind of implied that
Speaker 1: their band was punkish, which I don't think anybody considers
Speaker 1: this band punk rock. That's why I think it's interesting
Speaker 1: that it's number nine. I would have never classified this
Speaker 1: as punk rock.
Speaker 4: It's not like my Chemical Romance.
Speaker 3: Nope, Rage, Nope, what decade I was talking.
Speaker 4: It's not tool, is it Bush?
Speaker 3: Nirvana's never Mind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't see never I mean I could see
Speaker 4: Bleach being considered punk.
Speaker 1: Right, they definitely have songs that feel punkish. Never Mind
Speaker 1: is not a punk album at all. No, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's they lead in the article. They lead with that
Speaker 1: quote from Kurt Cobain basically saying that that's what punk
Speaker 1: rock is all about. His freedom. Yeah, that's and that's
Speaker 1: what the album represents to him.
Speaker 4: So whatever is Offspring on there, as far as you
Speaker 4: can see, it's so punk because I can see their
Speaker 4: stuff being considered punk. Underrated band in my opinion. I
Speaker 4: really like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have they have slammers. Yes, that's Martin.
Speaker 7: Schortz says something similar in the documentary about how somebody
Speaker 7: says it about his style of comedy that it's punk
Speaker 7: like because it's just the freedom of expression.
Speaker 3: It's a very good documentary.
Speaker 1: Go see it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to watch that.
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Speaker 4: where will you be?
Speaker 3: I will be flying. I think that's the day we
Speaker 3: get to Barcelona.
Speaker 1: We get to.
Speaker 9: Barcelona on the twenty eighth, twenty ninth, that will be
Speaker 9: visiting Sagretta to Familia. What the cathedral in Barcelona.
Speaker 3: That is private tour.
Speaker 7: It's available to everyone, It's available to anybody. That's my
Speaker 7: daughter was just there, loved it.
Speaker 1: She was there, yea.
Speaker 3: So they are.
Speaker 9: They're dedicating the latest tower that they have built there,
Speaker 9: which is kind of marks I think the end of
Speaker 9: major construction as Seguretta to familiar on the one hundredth
Speaker 9: anniversary of Goudi, who's the architect death.
Speaker 1: The same All right, there's a lot of clever plan words,
Speaker 1: well played. Zach's back to what really matters. Three faymines.
Speaker 1: Philip Gustafson is going to have off season hip surgery.
Speaker 1: According to Bill garin And said gus is availability for
Speaker 1: the start of the season is unknown. We don't know
Speaker 1: how long this is going to take to recover from.
Speaker 1: So you have a lot of hot runners about what
Speaker 1: do we do with our goalies now that Valsett is
Speaker 1: like the guy, what do we.
Speaker 3: That kind of just popped up in the press conference.
Speaker 9: One of the there was an open question like, who
Speaker 9: else anybody else besides you know, Rodeine and you with
Speaker 9: any injuries, and one of them came up like, yeah,
Speaker 9: your goalie is gonna have surgery surgery. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 9: know if he's gonna be available game of season or not.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 9: He was also asked about the status of having, you know,
Speaker 9: those two goalies, and his answer was, we really like
Speaker 9: having two guys that we think are number one goalies.
Speaker 3: And I think that's probably accurate. But I think the.
Speaker 9: Reason that question was asked is because the thought process
Speaker 9: is if they want to trade for a number one center,
Speaker 9: might they have to trade a goalie? And does the
Speaker 9: the fact that Cousin is undergoing surgery change that calculus.
Speaker 7: I liked when he was asked yesterday about his confidence
Speaker 7: and making a big time trade, and he paused and
Speaker 7: he's like, I'm always confident if there's a deal to
Speaker 7: be made, we will be involved.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean, the question was, you know, are you
Speaker 9: more confident after making the trade for Quinn Hughes And
Speaker 9: the answer was, yeah, confident. I was confident before the
Speaker 9: trade with I'm confident enough to make that trade. I'm
Speaker 9: confident enough to.
Speaker 3: Make these trades. Zach. Any thoughts on the whole goalie situation.
Speaker 8: There, I mean, it's it's he's Valstad's good and I
Speaker 8: don't want to see him go, but we we definitely
Speaker 8: need help in the front end. So if he can
Speaker 8: make that happen, that could be perhaps his best contribution
Speaker 8: to this team moving forward. But you know, Bill's a
Speaker 8: magician and he'll do whatever he can, I think to
Speaker 8: try to keep val Stead off of the block and
Speaker 8: try to get somebody there.
Speaker 3: As he said, he's not going to sit in his
Speaker 3: hands this summer.
Speaker 8: You will, I think, make this team a lot better
Speaker 8: and we'll have another go next year and maybe even
Speaker 8: a couple more years after that. But it's a big
Speaker 8: pivotal summer in this the history of this franchise. Can
Speaker 8: they build on this momentum? Can they you know, not
Speaker 8: only get over the hump, but just keep on humping
Speaker 8: along all the way?
Speaker 3: Okay, what really matters is this, Well.
Speaker 4: This is poorly timed, but no names for common things.
Speaker 4: Vegetus is the first cry of a newborn after birth. Fagetus. Huh,
Speaker 4: It's also my grandpa's middle name.
Speaker 3: And this AOL screen name.
Speaker 4: He never got on AOL.
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't, No, he did not.
Speaker 3: He was more of a didn't need to napster guy napster.
Speaker 2: Like you do.
Speaker 3: So I think about this.
Speaker 1: Mark Rosen was there for the vegetus of Hendrik Zucker.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 3: That sentence is.
Speaker 1: How did they word it on those multiple choice tests?
Speaker 1: Like all? What was it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Completely true? And how did they word that? You guys
Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about. This statement is completely.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, god sucks getting old. I don't remember
Speaker 10: how that was worded. It doesn't matter, None of this matters.
Speaker 4: Words don't listen. I hope this doesn't offend you, but
Speaker 4: I figured it out why he gets so upset by
Speaker 4: your words? Do you want to hear that? And this
Speaker 4: might sound offensive, I don't mean it's I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: a word that I don't think you're gonna like, but
Speaker 4: I want you to know that I say this with
Speaker 4: all due respect. Is everybody ready for this? Zachary? You
Speaker 4: running film?
Speaker 1: Probably not? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe Corey has resting bitch voice.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 4: I don't think he means to be mean. There you
Speaker 4: go saying to you something complimentary, but you hear it
Speaker 4: as a shot. Like for instance, sometimes he'll say I
Speaker 4: can't wait, he really can't wait.
Speaker 3: Wow, you have resting bitch voice.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've RBV.
Speaker 3: Yeah, RBV nailed it, thank you.
Speaker 4: See you know what didn't Joe Nelson said his mom
Speaker 4: had RBB come on deep cut though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he claimed. That was one of the
Speaker 3: weirdest moments. And we've had some weird moments in this building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that was.
Speaker 4: I want to know.
Speaker 3: That was definitely a moment. I think Joe wanted back.
Speaker 1: You know. Do you know that story, Zach No, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I think we have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's because he said it on the air. No,
Speaker 3: I don't think he said it on the air.
Speaker 1: Did he?
Speaker 3: I'm almost positive he did. Almost positive it was.
Speaker 1: An on air bit. Oh if if not, we brought
Speaker 1: it to air so quickly that it might as well
Speaker 1: have been Okay, my turn. It is expected today that
Speaker 1: the NFL will officially vote and announce the not I guess,
Speaker 1: not vote. That's for the other bit. They will announce
Speaker 1: that the NFL Draft is coming to Minneapoli. It's you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's saying it's already locked and loaded, but I believe
Speaker 1: the formal announcement is expected today.
Speaker 3: US Bank Stadium would be a quote.
Speaker 1: Foundational piece of the draft footprint AG and it would
Speaker 1: be multiple spots, including like TCO and Mall of America,
Speaker 1: but the foundational piece, the main area would be the
Speaker 1: area around US Bank Stadium, which year eight two years.
Speaker 8: I guess they're gonna get the draft picks are going
Speaker 8: to be at the Mall of America, and when they
Speaker 8: get picked, they're going to ride the light rail to
Speaker 8: US Bank Stadium, Brilliant, and that's where the stage will be.
Speaker 3: I think every guy that gets drafted is going to
Speaker 3: do the beginning of Mighty Ducks two. Yeah, all over town.
Speaker 3: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say the word. You're gonna tell me what
Speaker 4: you think it is. This is a common thing, Okay,
Speaker 4: A flim bundle, that's p h l oe. What is
Speaker 4: a flam bundle? P h l o E M A
Speaker 4: flim bundle?
Speaker 3: But you cough up. That's not bad. That's not bad.
Speaker 3: It is a common thing.
Speaker 1: Is it a.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1: Is it lint? That's not bad? Something like that? I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of what the bundle part is. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to figure out is it the breakdown of
Speaker 1: the first word. I'm just trying to think what else
Speaker 1: a bundle it could be that's common?
Speaker 3: Is it a group of dust?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: Guess, good guess you wonder why.
Speaker 3: I have resting bitches? No, but that's not a bad
Speaker 3: How's that? How is that any different? That's the points
Speaker 3: you just go?
Speaker 1: Is it a group of dust? Is that the same thing?
Speaker 3: I mean, essentially?
Speaker 4: RBV, Corey, RBV.
Speaker 3: Come on, this isn't even voice, This is just a
Speaker 3: bit voice.
Speaker 4: Is it a group caffeinated?
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, is that the same thing? Jesus? Okay,
Speaker 3: the Lord doesn't have anything to do with this, or
Speaker 3: does the dark world might? He's turning on my iPad.
Speaker 4: The flame bundle is the stringy part of a banana?
Speaker 3: Oh just take that course. We were close, so interesting dressing, right,
Speaker 3: what's the stringy part?
Speaker 4: You know, like when you're peeling a banana and there's
Speaker 4: like a string and.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no his aaled for him? Oh well not
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Where are you going? Voters? Nowhere?
Speaker 1: Montreal beat Buffalo in Game seven, three to two in overtime.
Speaker 3: Alex Newhook the game winner for Montreal.
Speaker 1: They advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals to take on
Speaker 1: the so far undefeated Carolina Hurricanes. So our buddy Jason
Speaker 1: Zucker headed home. Sabers done, it's too bad.
Speaker 3: Great game to the end, we shaid, going to the end.
Speaker 1: They did.
Speaker 3: They have a goal disallowed to Sabers don't. I didn't
Speaker 3: see it that, thank you. What really matters, though, is
Speaker 3: this okay?
Speaker 8: What is a.
Speaker 3: The first letter of the alphabet M?
Speaker 4: Very well, very well? You win? What is a nerdle in?
Speaker 1: You are d l e?
Speaker 4: There's no way you're going to know this. I don't
Speaker 4: know why I'm asking you this way. I think it's
Speaker 4: interesting to hear your guesses, though. What do you think
Speaker 4: a nerdle is in? You are dle e?
Speaker 1: Is it a is it a ball of dust?
Speaker 3: Relax?
Speaker 7: Please, I'm allowed to guess, and I'm allowed to make
Speaker 7: dumb guesses.
Speaker 9: It's uh, the goop on the end of like a
Speaker 9: ketchup or mustard. Oh that sounds so good, press mustard bottle.
Speaker 1: Ummm, I mean it's dried goop. Is there a way
Speaker 1: you could give us a hint without even without giving
Speaker 1: it away, like get us in the right ballpark.
Speaker 4: Sure, it's something that almost everybody on the show uses
Speaker 4: every morning after they wake up and every night before
Speaker 4: they go to bed. Almost every person on the air
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: So toothbrush, that's not everybody, he said almost, So is
Speaker 1: it hygiene related?
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 4: It is toothbrush.
Speaker 1: It does, it does toothpaste it. So it's like a
Speaker 1: little little dab of toothpas.
Speaker 4: A nerdle is a dab of toothpicks. That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: Wow, well done.
Speaker 4: Somebody want to show Sauce a picture I have RBB.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would use a couple of nerdles if I
Speaker 3: was was you.
Speaker 1: Nerdle is not going to be enough.
Speaker 4: They were fine, like really thin.
Speaker 3: No, they're great. They're fake and they're intact. It looks fantastic.
Speaker 1: I think the dentist that you killed like thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: I believe his final words were just one nerdle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and nerdle could have changed everything.
Speaker 3: You're probably right, Yeah, maybe.
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