Speaker 1: It's my Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2: I think my wife is trying to kill me, and
Speaker 2: if I do die, I would like this to be
Speaker 2: my last words. She killed me. Okay, now they got
Speaker 2: that out there and the police are going to be investigating.
Speaker 2: She has been forcing me to exercise and I'm not
Speaker 2: happy with this. Let me, let me explain what's going on.
Speaker 2: So we were just in Chicago, and my wife is
Speaker 2: one of those people that I could never live in
Speaker 2: downtown Detroit, downtown Grand Rapids, downtown Toledo, or downtown anywhere.
Speaker 2: I don't want to live downtown. I need to live
Speaker 2: in a rural place.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I need to live in a
Speaker 2: rural place. I need to live in a place that
Speaker 2: is not walkable. I need to live in a place
Speaker 2: that literally, if I have to go to a store,
Speaker 2: I've got to get in a car and I've got
Speaker 2: to drive to it, because if it was up to
Speaker 2: my wife, I would have to walk to go do everything.
Speaker 2: So we're in Cago and we would go to a
Speaker 2: bunch of different places. We were staying in a hotel
Speaker 2: that was right by the where the event was at,
Speaker 2: and I would say to Chelsea go, where are we
Speaker 2: doing today, you know, because we had a couple of
Speaker 2: days just kind of killing until in between the events,
Speaker 2: she'd be like, oh, well, we're going to meet so
Speaker 2: and sos and so and sos and we're going to
Speaker 2: go meet them over at such and such.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, great.
Speaker 2: So i'd go, I'll get the uber and she'd be
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, no, we're going to walk there. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, how far is the walk and she
Speaker 2: would say, oh, it's not that far, it's actually close.
Speaker 2: So what I would do was I would judge it
Speaker 2: based on how much the uber would say it was
Speaker 2: going to cost to go there. And if the uber
Speaker 2: said it was going to cost twelve dollars or more,
Speaker 2: it was too far for me, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: it was going to be worth a drive or you.
Speaker 1: Know, getting into a car.
Speaker 2: Then I started looking at mileage wise and I started realizing, okay,
Speaker 2: let's see how many miles I was doing. I was
Speaker 2: doing at least eighteen thousand steps a day. Now, mind you,
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to do more than ten thousand.
Speaker 1: Steps a day. Said that, yeah, what.
Speaker 2: They say, get it, get ten thousand steps a day.
Speaker 2: They don't say, get twelve thousand or eleven thousand or
Speaker 2: eighteen thousand.
Speaker 1: Steps a day.
Speaker 2: Ten thousand is the floor ten thousand, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: ten thousand.
Speaker 1: It's the ceilings. Not If you go.
Speaker 2: Higher than that, you could die, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you got to be somewhere in between.
Speaker 1: You get these fat me.
Speaker 2: So there was one part where we were this is
Speaker 2: kind of wild. She's like, and she's like, the weather
Speaker 2: is beautiful. I'm like, the weather's not beautiful. I have
Speaker 2: to wear a coat. It's not beautiful, like it's cold outside.
Speaker 2: And then today she just texted me a second ago
Speaker 2: she's like, I just hope that you know that when
Speaker 2: you come home today, we're going for a walk because
Speaker 2: she's trying to keep the streak alive. And then she'll
Speaker 2: pull this whole little crap like, you know, it's not
Speaker 2: good for you to sit on the couch all day
Speaker 2: after working all day, you sit during the show, you
Speaker 2: know this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Are you the type of first off?
Speaker 2: If and Kevin's like the floor this cling to the floor,
Speaker 2: to the windows.
Speaker 3: To the sweat drop down, your boss, which it was.
Speaker 1: That's how that it was. I know, Kevin where he lives.
Speaker 1: Now I know where Kevin lives.
Speaker 2: If Kevin, you had to go walk or I'm sorry
Speaker 2: you had to go to because I know where you live.
Speaker 2: If you had to go to the rents End, would
Speaker 2: you get in your car and drive there?
Speaker 1: Or would you walk? I'm not walking. I know you're not.
Speaker 1: I grab a bird or something like that before I walk.
Speaker 2: Do you understand you? I want you understand how that was?
Speaker 2: Actually like the distance that Chelsea would make me go
Speaker 2: from your from your place to say something.
Speaker 4: Like walk I do. I used to get twenty thousand
Speaker 4: steps a day before this. I also have walked from
Speaker 4: where I live downtown to Eastern Market multiple times.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, so how far of a walk is a
Speaker 1: let's let's google should we go bro Hold?
Speaker 2: So wait a second, So you said Apple Apple Max Maps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't say where I live.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say where you live.
Speaker 2: But you living down? You lived you lived in? Did
Speaker 2: you walk when you lived in Corktown?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: But I would walk from Corktown to downtown almost every day.
Speaker 1: Can we just say, like a hotel is that around?
Speaker 4: That's around?
Speaker 1: I mean you don't live ash, I know little too.
Speaker 2: Nod Oh my god, you live in the Shinola Hotel.
Speaker 1: My kids, if I could live there, the Sweet Life
Speaker 1: of Zach and Cody. Uh you know how far that is?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hold on?
Speaker 4: So it takes like a half hour.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even give you the option to walk. When
Speaker 2: you put it in your phone dr Google Maps, it
Speaker 2: says car. No, it says car, hold on card. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's the okay, here it says it's Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's all it is is one point three miles. That
Speaker 2: looks like it's longer than one point three miles. You
Speaker 2: can walk, Okay.
Speaker 4: No, Mojo's phone just knows he doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not giving me the option.
Speaker 2: Honestly, any walk in downtown is stupid because first off,
Speaker 2: you walk in a sidewalk in this city and you're
Speaker 2: falling in holes like there's like, no, there's no Eddy
Speaker 2: Like in Chicago, at least you got you got, you know,
Speaker 2: nice places to walk.
Speaker 1: You're in the city. All of a sudden, next thing
Speaker 1: you know, it's like a bridge falls.
Speaker 3: The only area that that semi true is on Woodward.
Speaker 3: We're those statues at what I'm must saying rifle for
Speaker 3: Grand Circus Park, Grand Circus Park, like right, like, so
Speaker 3: you're going down what were you pass the Fox the year, Yeah,
Speaker 3: little season. Then it's a street and it's right at
Speaker 3: one of those Yeah, it's not a slidewalk there at all.
Speaker 1: You don't even get you They don't.
Speaker 2: Even give you a four warning that it's coming, like, hey,
Speaker 2: you should probably go to the other side of the
Speaker 2: road because all of a sudden, next thing, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like you're you're dead the street. So so there
Speaker 2: was one walk that we had and this was pretty
Speaker 2: wild because we were we were staying close.
Speaker 1: To uh, I guess it was.
Speaker 2: It was kind of if you know Chicago at all,
Speaker 2: It was Maggie Daily Park, So it's close to that bean.
Speaker 1: You know, that bean is that.
Speaker 2: Stupid thing that everybody likes take pictures by. So that flicks.
Speaker 2: So we're staying in that area and Chelsea wants to
Speaker 2: go and she wants to walk, and it's where my
Speaker 2: sister lives in Chicago, and my where my sister lives
Speaker 2: in Chicago is way past anywhere on Michigan Avenue, Like
Speaker 2: Michigan Avenue ends and now all of a sudden it
Speaker 2: becomes Lakeshore Drive. So It's like, that's how far it was.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, there, what are you talking about? And
Speaker 2: I wanted to do what you were talking about? Those birds,
Speaker 2: those scooters I.
Speaker 4: Would love to see.
Speaker 2: I've been on a scooter before, like my kids school
Speaker 2: scooters when they had Razor scooters.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, we're and.
Speaker 2: We're walking, and I like, Chelsea, there's a there's I'm
Speaker 2: counting the cars that say Uber in them. I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's an Uber right there, there's an Uber in there.
Speaker 2: And then I'm start going Uber everywhere, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. And then there's cabs driving by, there's buses
Speaker 2: driving by. I'm like, we should do public transportation somehow.
Speaker 2: What's up, Sean? How you doing.
Speaker 5: On Joe?
Speaker 1: You just had me thinking, I really think my job
Speaker 1: is trying to kill me. Why because I get I
Speaker 1: get eleven thousand plus steps in a day.
Speaker 5: Oh right now. I just looked at my watch. I'm
Speaker 5: at two thousand, three hundred and four steps.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Maintenance work?
Speaker 4: They're keeping you healthy.
Speaker 1: Eleven thousand steps a day is a lot of steps.
Speaker 1: Know what postal workers get that don't drive their vehicles?
Speaker 1: You know, talk about gosh, it's got to be crazy.
Speaker 1: They got to be getting twenty thousand plus a day.
Speaker 2: If I got a job with the post office and
Speaker 2: they told me you're in Royal Oak and you got
Speaker 2: to go walk house to house, I tell them go
Speaker 2: screw themselves on me. Which, by the way, do the
Speaker 2: postal workers that walk? Are they fat? Because I've never seen,
Speaker 2: honestly a skinny postal.
Speaker 1: Worker that works in one of those vehicles.
Speaker 2: Like you see a postal worker that works in one
Speaker 2: of the vehicles, and they're usually kind of a little chunkier.
Speaker 2: And I wonder if the postal workers that do the
Speaker 2: neighborhoods where they have to actually get up and down
Speaker 2: and you know, do a little walking. I wonder if
Speaker 2: they're the ones that are the in shape postal or shape.
Speaker 2: What's up, Dustin?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Not too bad?
Speaker 5: How you guys are knowing?
Speaker 1: Uh? Dustin?
Speaker 2: Besides the fact that my wife is trying to kill
Speaker 2: me because she wants to collect the insurance money, I'm okay,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Not much tacked?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 1: What you called me? I get anywhere from twelve to
Speaker 1: twenty two thousand steps a day. What are you doing
Speaker 1: with that? I do long hair. Oh so you're on
Speaker 1: you're pushing lawnmower the entire time. Huh. No, I do
Speaker 1: a riding mower, but I with the whipping and everything
Speaker 1: with the weed whipping and then blowing. You watch that
Speaker 1: much whip.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I actually look at those guys that are on.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you have one of those. Do
Speaker 2: you have one of those push mowers that actually you
Speaker 2: jump on the little deck and it whips you around.
Speaker 1: We have one, but we don't use it much. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So like those guys that are on those things, that
Speaker 2: would be a good job for me. I could hold
Speaker 2: on to the handlebars, you know, Or maybe I get
Speaker 2: one of those things. Next time I'm going in the
Speaker 2: city and i'm walking, I'll take a lawnmower driving around.
Speaker 2: I just twenty two thousand steps a day. Bro, that's
Speaker 2: like Disney World type numbers.
Speaker 1: I was looking.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me look at my steps here for
Speaker 2: one second. I want to see how how much I had.
Speaker 3: I walked to the kitchen, I walked to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: and I walked to my coach.
Speaker 4: No, you probably get a lot of steps on game
Speaker 4: days when you're walking around the arena.
Speaker 1: How you should check that out. Will tomorrow we got
Speaker 1: a game.
Speaker 2: I'll see tomorrow when you go up and down because
Speaker 2: you have to go back and forth at the whole stadium.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest you.
Speaker 3: Some days I'm in the mood to walk around, and
Speaker 3: then some days I do my thing and go sit down.
Speaker 1: All right, let me show it, let me make sense.
Speaker 1: Let me show you my steps.
Speaker 2: My least amount of steps that I had was on Sunday,
Speaker 2: and that was I think because we were in the
Speaker 2: car driving, So we were there Wednesday through the I
Speaker 2: had fourteen thousand steps, thirteen thousand steps, twenty two thousand.
Speaker 1: I am almost dead. What was that day? That was?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Friday?
Speaker 2: Who was holding your phone? No, that was Friday because
Speaker 2: we went to remember we went to like up by
Speaker 2: Wrigley Field, and so she made us and we had
Speaker 2: to get out of the car because the uber smelly
Speaker 2: uber driver. Saturday was fourteen thousand steps and seven thousand
Speaker 2: steps was Sunday. My average average is trash.
Speaker 1: In my effort.
Speaker 2: Even with all those my average is only seven thousand steps.
Speaker 1: Better than me. What's yours? My average October was five thousand.
Speaker 2: Really, you did not go trick or treating. Did you
Speaker 2: that came to you with your candy door? Hey, Musa,
Speaker 2: what's Upmosa?
Speaker 5: I was going, Mojo.
Speaker 1: How y'all going, we're doing okay? What's happening? No?
Speaker 6: No much so I'm listening to you. Our numbers either
Speaker 6: odd like my numberless?
Speaker 1: Is it high?
Speaker 6: Or y'alls are just low because I average about fifteen k.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Are you running from the law?
Speaker 6: No, no, I do a lot of answercart door dash
Speaker 6: and I walked off.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go.
Speaker 2: You're the kind of guy I wants my doordasher, not
Speaker 2: the one. I had a guy leave the door dash
Speaker 2: on my driveway. I had to walk out and go
Speaker 2: to the end of the driveway tripping. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 2: left the picture the door. Yeah, I had the bag
Speaker 2: right there. That's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Door and just put it on, just driving and then
Speaker 1: took a picture. Man, you gotta be healthy, I'm sure.
Speaker 5: Huh yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Athlete, So wow, it's normal.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if you know that. Hold on
Speaker 2: like that you're running his jo mom. Royce has his
Speaker 2: old job. He used to get fifty thousand to eighty
Speaker 2: thousand steps a day. No way, what did you do.
Speaker 5: I used to work FedEx and they gave me a
Speaker 5: round that the old guy couldn't handle because it was
Speaker 5: a rural route and a lot of them had them
Speaker 5: half mile long driveways where I trust wasn't fit, so
Speaker 5: they gave them to me because they know I just
Speaker 5: told the box on my shoulder and just run down.
Speaker 1: The driveway and deliver. That's insane, and.
Speaker 5: That's between an eight to ten hour period.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what kind of weight you got? What do
Speaker 1: you weigh right now?
Speaker 5: I'm I'm probably about to eighty from what I used
Speaker 5: to be a lot of weight.
Speaker 2: A fifty thousand and eighty thousand step guy can't be fat.
Speaker 5: You're fat tall, I'm about I'm about to eighty, but
Speaker 5: I'm about six thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you used to weigh?
Speaker 5: Cool? Years ago? I hit almost four hundred, like I
Speaker 5: don't know, big guy years ago. But after getting sick
Speaker 5: and everything, that's why I helped lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 2: Sadly, that's amazing. Wow, that's unbelievable. Rose says that you
Speaker 2: went to Chicago walk so much. What did you need?
Speaker 1: Rose?
Speaker 2: Oh, Ma, and my sister went and got foot massages
Speaker 2: from the Chinese spa.
Speaker 1: Oh where do you get those? You get them in
Speaker 1: town here or.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was downtown. I can't remember what it was called, honestly,
Speaker 5: but it was well worth it. They knew what they
Speaker 5: were doing.
Speaker 1: I like that. I want to They only do feet.
Speaker 1: They only do feet, and it's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like a foot massage, like footpa, but
Speaker 4: they give an extra tug of the big to
Speaker 1: Just a little piggy into