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I remember when a guy named Carl wanted when 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:38.520 it was just a teenager. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:41.840 Yeah, it was just a baby thirty one, five hundred dollars. 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:45.960 And then we killed that initials monster, and then another 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.720 baby one was born, and then Mike won thirteen thousand, 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.400 five hundred dollars, which is even younger. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.239 Yeah, but now it's out of control. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.880 Yeah, listen to it, Parker. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:55.480 It's crazy. 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:57.560 It's a monster. Won't stop, It won't stop. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.240 Well, anyway, Carl sent me a text, and Carl said 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.040 that he was at the draft in Nashville. M hm, 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.280 the NFL draft. He said. The stage was by the river, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.280 and this doesn't do it for you haven't been there, 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:09.720 have you? 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:10.320 So? 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.720 And then faced up Broadway and they had Broadway blocked 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.520 out for ten blocks. That's a long distance, but it's 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:17.480 very very thin. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.000 I remember seeing these shots on the TV. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:25.640 He said. The the lack of width sucked because everybody 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.839 was crammed in. You couldn't find a bathroom, you couldn't 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.640 get back to your buddies. Every bar did have a 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.640 TV screen facing the streets, so you could look over 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.400 there and see it. He said, pray. I didn't help that. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.720 He was a point to four and I get it. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.000 To vote, brother, I feel you there, but I'm the 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.480 more I think about it, the more I think the 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.200 what do you call not the patio, what do they 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:46.280 call that? The uh, the plaza. I think the plaza 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.880 will be plenty big, I really do. I think it 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.200 would be plenty big. You put the stage over by 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.720 the big doors and then face it towards the plaza. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:56.040 I think it'd be plenty big. 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.800 The problem is the light rail station right there, as 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.720 well as the parking ramp that's right out in front. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.760 I was looking at the map and true, so they're 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:05.480 going to have to get creative with that. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.160 But I think takes care of it. Brother, Yeah, listen 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.560 to the boom. All right, let's do it. 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.000 If we just set up a bunch of bouncy houses. Yeah, 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.520 that's an idea, just for in between picks. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.200 It's an idea. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.040 It's not a bad one. It's not my best. I've 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.079 had worse. I've had better. 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:25.799 Do you see that the largest bounty house in the 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:26.960 world is coming to all of America? 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.399 No, just in time for the twenty twenty eight NFL drafts? See, 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:35.400 I knew I was onto something yesterday. Were they putting it? 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.080 It's got to be the dads. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:40.560 But oh wow, a lot of real estate. Yeah, I 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.160 bet it fits. I don't know they get in there. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:48.080 Why would they do that? Oh, they don't inflate until it's. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.080 She's part of the Guinness Book World Records thing, trying 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:50.720 to break that. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.800 He's a fame whore. He just wants to get into 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:54.680 that book. What impressive, man, he. 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.240 Really is impressive. Thank you for saying that. 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.480 How proud would you be if your dad was a 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:00.760 world record holder? Just in general? 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.600 I mean I would probably I'm proud of it anyway, 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.080 but I would be proud of him. 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.040 He's a world record holder. I would be proud of 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:07.480 it all right now. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.600 The follow up sentence is, that's what he's the world 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:15.560 record holder is is largest inflatable held internally? Who worked 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.960 the world record with this giant bouncy house? 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:23.400 Who talked him into that? Nobody as well? He volunteered. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:28.520 Oh, here we go the nation. Remember the Big Bounce 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.600 of America, which I believe saw you were part of 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.760 when you felt down your stairs. Home of the world's 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.600 largest bounce house is bringing its high energy experience to 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:43.640 Minneapolis for two weekends end of July early August, featuring 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.040 more than five hundred thousand, no, fifty thousand square feet 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:48.440 of inflatable attractions. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.160 Where is this going? 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.880 The event transformed the Mall of America to fully immersive 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:56.119 playground filled with live music, laughter, and unforgettable fun for all. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.320 This is in the parking lot, the giant empty parking 0:03:59.320 --> 0:03:59.840 lot by IQ. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.560 Yeah, covering him twenty five standing thirty foot ten of 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:08.000 the record breaking inflatable uh slot, Yeah, East lot, that's right. Yeah, 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.760 in the East lot, which is outside. Yeah, it has 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:11.040 to be. 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:15.000 How did you say fifty thousand square feet twenty twenty 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:15.920 four thousand. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.440 That's a huge bit, really. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.760 Saw spring lou Dog. Yeah, he could throw him around 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.919 on the old bouncy house. Yeah, he would love that, 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:31.359 sure food, not yet, I'd be out of breath chase 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.040 him around. But yeah, when do you think he'll have 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.000 his first cigarette? 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.560 I hope he never has his first cigarette? What if 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:39.920 he just wants to be like Yo, you wanted to 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:40.359 be cool? 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:44.080 Yeah, he said it's the coolest success responsible. He's cool already. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:44.320 Man. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.080 Okay, good this, Yeah good, I'm glad. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:52.120 Yeah, tickets are I figured bottom his first pack? H 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:53.360 nor Christmas? 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.760 No, his birthday is the week after Christmas though, so 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.479 maybe you'll maybe all surprise him with a couple of 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:03.239 parliaments lights you never know. Yeah, that was a trap. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:04.320 That's actually a child abuse. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:08.200 You can't. That was a test and the failed. You failed. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.039 You just said you surprised him with a couple of 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:11.919 parliaments for his second birthday. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:16.000 Yeah, English things such as like buildings. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:21.000 Oh isn't that a parliament? The government body? 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:25.960 And yeah, I don't know what Jesse venturis to do 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:32.520 about this, but yeah, and I'm streaming up downhill, man. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.599 Talking down streaming up downhill. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:38.440 Yeah, my son won't smoke. Get Tougher said the same 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.919 thing forty years ago. Yeah, I smoked a lot. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.919 He was not my dog. You forgot about sass. 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.840 I don't think doves smoked much. Why, I don't know, 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:51.400 because he's I don't know. He's not cool. Well he 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:52.880 listened to insane clown pops. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.920 Yeah, the juggalo Is don't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, they're they're 0:05:56.040 --> 0:06:01.080 the pinnacle of health. Great knee high right, no, no, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:05.080 fay go there, all right, relaxed. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:11.240 Emails. Not not Parker and iron Hawk. Yeah we're safe. Yeah. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:16.279 Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest champion Joey Chestnut isn't letting his 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.160 run in the with the law keep him from competing. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:20.880 In the fourth of July, he was senence to one 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:22.840 hundred and eighty days probation after he pleaded guilty to 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:26.120 a misdemeanor battery charge in April. According to US Weekly, 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.840 the UH seventeen times hot dog Eating champ was in 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.120 a bar back in March shaking hands with a guy 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.159 who recognized him before slapping the alleged victim in the face. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:39.479 O Chestnut told police he was pretty drunk and didn't 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:44.800 remember the situation. He does remember, he's he does. Remember, 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.039 he's set to defend his championship this summer since he's 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.320 been granted a petition to travel outside the state of 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.160 Indiana where he slapped somebody. Sometimes you slapped somebody. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:55.479 In Indiana, y. Yeah, I mean they were stealing his women. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:56.800 I don't know if they were not, but they had 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:58.280 that look to him. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.960 So do you you win the mustard yellow Belt? If 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.719 you win the Nathan's famous how many times has he won? 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:09.160 I'm gonna say seventeen? 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.440 Did he say it? Sorry? Is that my I'm gonna 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.440 go seventeen. No, you're right, seventeen. I'm sorry. I didn't 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.720 hear him say that. I was looking up Joey Chestnuts. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.640 It's okay because I'm I know he's one at seventeen. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.000 You only want it once and then you put it 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:22.040 in your mouth and word. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:27.360 As team No geez wow, I'm sorry, Parker. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.040 If you were in a competitive eating contest, would you 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.520 do better with speed or quantity? 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.200 I would be terrible at either. Yeah. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.800 I would probably be able to eat like three hot 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.880 dogs Max and then be done. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:46.000 Wow for Max, Max Y sound. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.840 Max? See Lawyer Lambert was in the in the like 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.400 in the eighties. Yeah, he's also won seventeen. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:58.800 No, he lost negative seven. Yeah, he. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:01.760 Won the hot Dog sitting contest. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.200 Yeah, how many? He's won it every year? 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.120 Hey, being a Max speaking of Maxive, that's your partner 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.600 in the Programming Password Invitational, My guy, have you been 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.040 listening to the previous matches to kind of start scouting 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:16.120 your possible future? 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:17.400 You know, competitors. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:21.040 I have been seeing clips on social media, Yes, and 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.200 I think there's some some real good teams out there. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:27.640 We're gonna have a really tough match up in round one. Yeah, 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.480 that's a that's a tough matchup. But I think Max 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:30.840 is gonna bring it. I know I'm gonna try to 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.520 bring it. So that's what Next Thursday? Next Thursday. Yeah, 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.640 next is really good. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:36.600 That's right here. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:37.800 He's pretty good and everything. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:38.560 Are you good? 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.920 I mean I've won five straight Yeah, the longest winning 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.600 streaking the game. 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.720 Wow O, good for you. Yeah. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:48.160 We we're probably the underdog, but everybody loves an underdog. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:52.840 Sure, yeah, yeah, they rather win. Yeah, you are probably 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:54.280 not the ender. You are definitely the. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.679 Okay, we're definitely ended up, but everybody lives underdo. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.280 Max and comes through max O and I last year 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.560 beat us and Larry Mondelo guy. 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.640 That's impressive. Yeah, sometimes a long shot beats. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.160 Yeah, yeah, thank you buddy. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.120 Yep, just like yesterday when you guys beat Nordow and JG. 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.520 Yeah you did it, buddy, you did it. 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.439 Mm hmm. So G is either brilliant or terrible. Say 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:16.160 that to his face. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:19.920 So there is there no password Friday because there was 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:20.679 a game yesterday. 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.040 There is no password Friday. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.360 Well, what the hell's yeah? Yeah, it's Memorial Day Friday. Man, 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.280 I'm sorry you guys make fun of me. You say 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:30.040 yellow teeth. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.280 I don't have that. I mumble a little. I don't 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.319 know words, right, I don't listen, and I'm sorry. I 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.440 wasn't listening. I was looking. 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.000 Oh yeah, the dick Tracy guy mumbles or whatever. That 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:39.199 should be your new nickname. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.240 Let's get that the stick. Yeah, let's change it from 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.400 me Tracy. What. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:51.200 Oh geez, honestly, that's over the line, dude, No, it isn't. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.120 You can tell I'm kidding. You were just being mean. 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.360 I never know if you're kidding or not. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.719 I mean, come on, man, you're meaning to me every day. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.480 That doesn't make sense. That doesn't I like me. 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.560 I don't know who he's talking about, he said, talking. 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:05.200 About this quarry, But me, which which one are you 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:09.880 talking about? You? I don't know. Two thousand and six. 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.360 Hey, what's your name? Sauce? 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:15.080 Yes? 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.440 Check this out, brother Bear? 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.120 All right listening, Hawkster. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:21.600 I think you're gonna be happy about this. Comedy Central 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:25.160 setting the premiere date for the highly anticipated new season 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:26.600 of South Park. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:29.760 I'm going out have myself time. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:32.959 Yeah. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.280 I thought it was gonna be a sound bite, and 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.680 it was the theme, So now I'm in trouble. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.680 That'll be great. South Park's the best. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:39.920 Yeah, you love that show still? 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:40.600 I do. Yeah. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.360 It's funny almost every time, and they don't care who 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.360 they're making fun of. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:49.120 No, yeah, it's the best. Yeah, it'll be great. Who's 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:50.760 your all time favorite character? Oh? 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:55.120 Probably Randy Marsh. Randy Marsh is unable. Yeah, Randy's the best. Yeah, 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.840 Simpsons was the best. Yeah, south Park he's the best. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.920 Are there other dad's examples I can think of? I mean, 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:07.640 Peter Peter is the best, The dad from uh Bill 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.040 Married with Children the best? 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.839 Wow, your man might want to dump that, Yeah, I. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.040 Might want to dump that. Danny Tanner, Yeah, yeah, I'm 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:18.720 asking what about Uncle. 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:22.960 Jesse Zach Well, I mean he's not well, he's a daddy, 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.680 your zad just by the end of the season's dad 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:27.760 is he? Yeah? 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:28.240 Twins. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.120 I don't think I ever watched one episode of that show. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:31.200 Oh man, you love it. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.680 Oh it's good. It always solves its problem in twenty 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:36.439 two minutes every every end of Memory show. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.640 Yeah yeah, and it's always I know you got a 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:41.720 d u I but what did you learn? 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.400 Don't drink as much? That's about it. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:48.720 Remember the episode were about Alansma's more said. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:54.080 Yeah, she banged uncle Joey. Yeah, yeah, isn't that Yeah, 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.000 I think that's true. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:12:00.560 Kind of isn't doing in real life? Not uncle Joey. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:02.560 It wasn't a. 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:08.320 Character, not that Joey Joey. Lawrence Parker has no idea. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:08.800 What we're talking about. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:09.200 That's true. 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.640 I'm looking up like eight persons ago never mentioned. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:16.560 Yeah. Yeah, it's like rain your wedding day. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.960 Yeah, it's a death row. Pardon two minutes too late. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:24.120 That's just bad luck. Yeah. Yeah, they're all just coincidence, 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:24.679 none of it. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.720 You know what's cool? Ironic like the fires burned, the tires, 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:28.280 let's go. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.160 Yeah, robins racing m HM. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:35.760 Can you believe guys. Nope, it was on this date 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.160 in two thousand and nine that in battled NFL quarterback 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:43.280 Michael Vick was released from federal prison. He served twenty 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.280 one months in prison for that dog fighting ring. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:50.920 Not just prisoned like real prison, right, Yeah, that a. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.760 No, although I'm sure he was treated like a king. 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.079 They must have thought it was super cool. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.560 I don't know that he that anybody treated like a 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:01.559 king there, but. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.720 Maybe, right, is he spoken about it much? 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.400 I don't. I've not ever heard him address it, but 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.880 it maybe he has, I don't know. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.600 Yeah, he probably has some stories. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.160 Yeah, that the stuff they found on that property, that 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:15.760 was a I remember that, like the Sports Center coverage 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.640 of like they were in his backyard and it was 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.200 really Oh it was like a ton of like dog 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.880 cages and cheese. I think they didn't they electrocute one 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.120 that like didn't win or something like that. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.360 Yeah, it was a loss before I was like. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.040 Then he got a second chance though, when then got 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.800 another one hundred million dollar contract from the Eagles. 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:35.960 Yeah, he was. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.440 Maybe the most fun college quarterback to watch. He was 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:45.120 so athletic for Manzel, Oh, he was Manziel before Manzel 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:46.280 a cannon of an arm. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.880 No one could tackle him. He was elite man. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.360 He was so good, great on Madden. 0:13:53.679 --> 0:14:00.000 Yeah, how about this when he when he was really 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.280 at least as a probation condition, he was ordered to 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:04.120 work construction. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.240 It's like, yeah, he did that for like an entire summer. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.080 He had to tour around with like it was him. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.119 There was a police officer, there was a Native American 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:17.800 and a sailor and. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:21.200 Your hands up rosies in here today? 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.400 Can you imagine for real? Though, if you're on the 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:28.360 construction crew, sure, and they say as punishment, this guy 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.280 has to work with you, like your life is so 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.560 bad that the punishment is he has to work with you. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.520 What's wrong with work in construction? That's a good, honest, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.600 hard works job. You gotta be a smart, hard working 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.760 person to do that. Consider that a punishment. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.440 My guess is it was more cleaning ditches than true construction. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.280 Cleaning ditches. Somebody's got to do it. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.840 But like they essentially did the old you got to 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.720 adopt the highway bed, that's my guess. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.040 Maybe something like that. 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.840 I hope you had to clean the latrine? 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.360 Was he as good when he came back yeah. I mean, 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.000 it wasn't like. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.560 Every time somebody said, uh, you know, been over he 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:08.040 had he had problems like why is that. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.440 Just presents tough? Yeah? Person, well what is uh? 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:17.120 Murphy always said there's plenty of sex in prison. Yeah, yeah, 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:21.280 he always said that. Boy, we mentioned Manson a lot 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:21.720 on the show. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.080 Yeah, that's why I think the show's dumb. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.520 Yeah, well, we just were historians and it's a part 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:28.440 of American history. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:29.720 Yeah. One, deniably. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.640 One more thing in sports. The television show Cheers. Great, 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:40.400 there's a sports angle because Sam played baseball right before 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:45.120 he answers. The show ended in nineteen ninety three by accident. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:48.480 Even is there any chance Parker's ever seen even part 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:51.280 of an episode of Cheers? In fact, does he even know? 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:52.520 Parker? 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.040 What Cheers is a big enough show where I'm gonna 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.520 say he definitely is familiar with the concept of Cheers. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:00.840 He knows the gist of it. 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:03.120 That it's well whatever, I'm not going to say it, 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.600 but I guess he could explain the gist of what 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:10.480 the show Cheers was. Unless his parents were like diehard 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.640 Cheers fans, I'm going to say there's almost no way 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.360 he would have accidentally seen. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.280 An episode of Cheers. Yeah, I agree. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.520 So it's I'm going to say he's never seen an episode, 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:19.920 but he knows what it is. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.760 No, he's never seen an episode, and he's not His 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:26.160 generation doesn't channel surf, so there's no chance of him 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.120 like just even on accident. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.720 That's why I agree. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.240 that's where I agree, because I haven't seen an episode 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:34.880 of Cheers in years in an. 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.440 Accident, right, not since the nineties. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:40.120 I bet right for me, they showed up the nineties. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:44.080 The decade, not the night club Parker going what he 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:45.720 Harold said, Sure. 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:46.560 I mean that's that's the same. 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:48.120 That's all I got. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:49.400 But you haven't seen an episode. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.280 No, no, no, I have no idea what the premise 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:55.040 of it is? Just a bar. It's a great show, 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.320 the best shows ever. 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.160 Yes, it had a lot of heart, it really did. 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:00.440 That was outstanding. Yeah. 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:04.040 One of the main characters died like three years into it, 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:07.000 and they replaced him with Woody Harrelson, and everybody in 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:07.920 America was sad. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:11.520 Oh yeah, coach, right, yeah, coach. Yeah, it's a great show. Parker. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:12.600 Think about this for a second. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.240 Yep, take a shot at this by the way again, 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.840 he just mentioned on this date in nineteen ninety three 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.960 the final episode of Cheers. Right, how many people do 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:26.000 you think watched the final episode of Cheers three nineteen 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:26.720 ninety three, And. 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:28.760 It was like one of those where it was aired 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.119 at a specific time and you had to. 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.200 Be there or whatever, probably seven o'clock yep, Thursday. 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:37.280 Yeah, many people watched it. Twenty four million? 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:38.240 Twenty four million? 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:41.520 Yeah, how about eighty million people? 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:46.240 Holy million people. And that wasn't the most watched finale ever, 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.359 by the way, Mash was at like one hundred and 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:49.359 seventeen or something like that. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.080 Oh, so this show was that big, oh giantic. 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.359 Yes, it was great too. It really was well done, and. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.280 It almost got canceled after the first season. Yeah really, yeah, 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:00.480 it's so good, good man. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.639 I feel like all the great shows are like, oh, 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.640 it almost got canceled us for the first season came. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:06.840 But you know, just like the Morning Show, the powers 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.000 of the Morning Show back then, they gave you a 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:10.879 little bit of time to fail before they cut and 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:11.880 you know they cut you off. 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:13.879 Yeah, like Happy Place. 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.840 Yeah, which got railroaded. 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:18.800