WEBVTT - Pheromone Maxing

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<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to talk about this like all week long.

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw it over the weekend on Instagram. There

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<v Speaker 1>is a new trend that guys are doing where they're

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<v Speaker 1>skipping showers before they go on dates. They're not going

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<v Speaker 1>on the date all nice and clean and smelling like they,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, put on some cologne and stuff. They're doing

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<v Speaker 1>something called pheromone maxing. It's a viral TikTok trend. Of

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<v Speaker 1>course it is. that primarily is associated with teen boys

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<v Speaker 1>and younger men that involves them skipping showers and deodorant

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<v Speaker 1>before a date. Some proponents reportedly go as far as

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<v Speaker 1>wearing unwashed shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>Or drinking their pee.

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<v Speaker 1>Or drinking their own urine.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop, man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it says.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because then you sweat out all like the yuck,

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<v Speaker 2>the toxins and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you die from that?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sterile and I like the taste.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you drink your own pee? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like he's trying. That's from Dodge Boy. Because

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<v Speaker 1>it's sterile and I like the taste. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>the drinking pee guys are the guys that also probably

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<v Speaker 1>taste other stuff. I don't get it. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>tasted that? They're bodily fluids. I went to school with

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<v Speaker 1>a guy that we used to call him semen. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was because he admitted to a friend of his

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<v Speaker 1>that he tried it. The theory behind the pheromone maxine

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<v Speaker 1>is that the stronger that a man's natural musk is,

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<v Speaker 1>the more sexually attractive he is to a woman. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but if I go on a date, And he

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<v Speaker 2>smells like B.O. I'm going to think that he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>take care of himself. I'm actually very attracted to guys

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<v Speaker 2>who smell good.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too.

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<v Speaker 2>That goes in the bucket of, ooh, something I like

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<v Speaker 2>about him.

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<v Speaker 1>He smells great. What do you consider good, though? Cologne,

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<v Speaker 1>laundry detergent. Okay. Yeah, clean. It sounds like they're lazy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And they don't want to shower.

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<v Speaker 1>They say there's scientific evidence behind this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>I've read this or heard of this before that the

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<v Speaker 6>cologne that you all love, this BO is the natural

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<v Speaker 6>version of that. And there is something inside of you

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<v Speaker 6>as a woman where your brain goes off, where you

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<v Speaker 6>pick up this natural scent of a man and I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know, it gets y'all hot and wet.

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<v Speaker 1>There are some women that honestly, and I agree with you, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>there are some women though that look at the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's the construction worker guy that's like in a wife,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, do they still call him a wife? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't call a wife a beater. I don't, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It does sound crazy. Shannon, you gotta wear one. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that there are like the guys on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road. It's not ribbed.

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<v Speaker 3>A beater.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they, like the guy that yesterday was across the

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<v Speaker 1>street at the, uh, corned beef place, uh, or on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>like guys working, the guy came over and stuff. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys all said he looked like Tom Brady.

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<v Speaker 2>Um, mixed with, um, Glenn Powell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which is a good-looking guy, right? But then there

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<v Speaker 1>are those women that love their country guys, like rodeo

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<v Speaker 1>guys and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 6>We've had women call in the show and say that

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<v Speaker 6>they love when their guy comes home, he drops the

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<v Speaker 6>tool belt, his fingernails are dirty. I vividly remember calls

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<v Speaker 6>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>So do I.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that. But the thing is, he's already like...

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<v Speaker 1>That part. He's already got me in. It's like clean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not your first impression.

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<v Speaker 5>Clean mixed with a little bit of musk. Like you

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<v Speaker 5>were clean when you went out for the day. Then

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<v Speaker 5>you came home a little sweaty. It's like animals though.

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<v Speaker 5>It brings us back to our animal ages. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>we're all mammals.

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard this before that when girls are on

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<v Speaker 2>their periods, we emit a very certain... Smell, like pheromone smell.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I don't think that's a good smell.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of times where guys have said that

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<v Speaker 1>they found a girl attractive and then found out when

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<v Speaker 1>they went out with them, they're like, I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do it because I'm on my period. And they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>now I know why she's so hot today. What's going on, Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Never seen. Mike, we got to wash

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<v Speaker 1>our asses. At least wash your asses, right?

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, isn't.

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<v Speaker 7>This interesting that this is actually the thing, the pheromone maxing,

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<v Speaker 7>and most guys are.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying their hardest to, like, make themselves either look good

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<v Speaker 1>or smell good, and then there are some sweaty, stinky

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<v Speaker 1>guy out there getting girls. Did you hear the other big,

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<v Speaker 1>like there's a big other dating maxing thing that's out

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<v Speaker 1>there where you purposely break your appendage Google. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard of that? I've heard of this. They'll purposely

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<v Speaker 1>break their like arms or whatever to make themselves. Jaw bones.

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<v Speaker 2>To make it so that when it grows back, it's

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<v Speaker 2>stronger and more chiseled.

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<v Speaker 1>More defined.

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Yeah. There's people that will break bones. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be a Ken doll.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nuts. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 6>Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, think about this. There's no way. Think about this,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as far as how you've, you know. you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like some people like, you know, go to extents to,

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<v Speaker 1>to try to get somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's extreme. Breaking my jawbone is crazy. What

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<v Speaker 1>are we doing, bro? Chaz, what's up, Chaz?

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, what's going on? Uh, Good morning, everyone. Kev, you

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<v Speaker 8>already won this challenge before.

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<v Speaker 1>You even started. Ah, shut up. I knew this was coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought one of them would have beat you to

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<v Speaker 1>the joke, man. You were thinking it. How often do.

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<v Speaker 8>You shower each week? Once I heard the drinking pee

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<v Speaker 8>and whatnot, I had to correct it. I texted Lydia

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<v Speaker 8>and I said, I'm going to correct it just to

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<v Speaker 8>the shower part. I don't think Kev's out here drinking

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<v Speaker 8>his own pee.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, we not doing that.

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<v Speaker 6>How many times a day or how many times a

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<v Speaker 6>week do I shower?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Because before you said one, it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be just one.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think I've ever said one. I think it

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<v Speaker 6>was like block scheduling. At a moment, it was like

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<v Speaker 6>depending upon what I did during the day. Like if

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<v Speaker 6>I was like when I go kayaking, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>come home and shower. If I spend the whole day

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<v Speaker 6>in the house, I'm not going to shower. So I

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<v Speaker 6>would say, but then if I'm out and about, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to shower. So I would say realistically, I would

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<v Speaker 6>say five times a week.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 6>So you skip Sundays or something, right? If I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>going outside, then I'm not going to shower, bro. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just in the house, and I showered the day before.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, see, I do landscaping, and to wake myself up

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<v Speaker 8>in the morning, I take a shower, and I take

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<v Speaker 8>a shower, and I get home, so I'm at 14

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<v Speaker 8>a week.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, same.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the same, man. I'll be honest with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to lotion a little bit more because I think

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<v Speaker 1>I shower too much.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>See, but you don't use washcloths, though, so you're not

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<v Speaker 1>really showering. You don't use washcloths either, Chaz, do you?

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<v Speaker 8>No, he's one of the loofahs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah. A loofah.

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<v Speaker 1>So do I, although I just read those are bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You got rid of him? I don't have grime I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a radio person I don't grime Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>It's a hot one out here today I would definitely

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<v Speaker 8>be taking that long shower Getting it all off later.

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<v Speaker 1>God love you man For doing what you're doing I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine being out in this heat So thank you buddy.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah it was tough Absolutely You guys have a great.

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<v Speaker 1>Day You too my man Chaz had the line of

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<v Speaker 1>the day Kevin's already been pheromone maxing Tony what's up

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<v Speaker 1>Tony How we doing Doing okay What's going on.

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<v Speaker 8>Um First thing I've got to say is that the

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<v Speaker 8>last time I didn't get to tell you guys it

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<v Speaker 8>was my first time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, then we've got to do a new one for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 8>I dated this girl that when I would come home

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<v Speaker 8>from work or any time of the day, she would

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<v Speaker 8>grab my arm and lift it up, and she'd want

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<v Speaker 8>to smell my armpit.

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<v Speaker 1>She was that into it? She enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 8>See, I don't know if it was my deodorant or

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<v Speaker 8>if it was just my smell.

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<v Speaker 3>She just... After she smelled it, she just melted.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she ever lick it?

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<v Speaker 4>No. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too much. I guarantee people out here are doing everything.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy, Tony. I am not doing that. Hold on, Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie's on the phone right now. She loves doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that right? Katie, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 7>I love the smell of my sweaty man's balls. Or

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<v Speaker 7>private parts, sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>His balls.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You like when your man's balls smell?

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<v Speaker 7>It's like a sweet smell to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not like when he's, you know, gross and nasty

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<v Speaker 7>all day. But, you know, it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 7>like fresh out the shower. And we've been hanging out doing,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, a little yard work or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you go about smelling this? You just. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know.

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<v Speaker 7>When you're doing the obvious, you know, and it's kind

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<v Speaker 7>of like, I like it.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't know if she was just like, they're just

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<v Speaker 6>hanging out on the couch and she's just like, all right,

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<v Speaker 6>let me smell your balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 7>No, definitely not in that fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie, in the weirdest way that you think that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>your guy's smelly balls are good to you, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a guy that I knew, and you guys may know

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<v Speaker 1>who this person is because I think you guys might

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<v Speaker 1>have met him, who used to love having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>women who had smelly vaginas like that, that their vaginas

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<v Speaker 1>weren't like not smelling. Like I think a vagina, when

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<v Speaker 1>I think of a vagina, the smell of a vagina

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<v Speaker 1>is no smell, right? There's nothing there. Sometimes it could

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<v Speaker 1>be a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>He was the same in return he liked he was

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<v Speaker 7>the same way and he actually yes he would and

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<v Speaker 7>he loved the smell of my armpits he told me

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<v Speaker 7>they smell like an apricot and he was he actually would.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell like an apricot freaky.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes You said they smell sweaty like an apricot. I

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<v Speaker 7>can't explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are apricots a bad smell? Or an interesting smell?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't really eat apricots.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting. I like mine to smell like plums. Who likes

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<v Speaker 1>a plum? I love plums. That's one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 4>I love a nectarine.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a nectarine. I want a nectarine vagina. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I want. You didn't sleep last night, did you?

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you've been on all day. I got to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go on record. This CPAP machine is

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<v Speaker 1>not working for me. It's not. It's staying on, but

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't giving me good sleep. So I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's only poisoning. Trying to kill me. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? What's going on, Ben?

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<v Speaker 3>Yo, Mojo, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing much. What's happening with you? What fruit do you

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<v Speaker 1>like your vagina to smell like?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be dead honest. I called in for something else,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm still trying to get over the woman who

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<v Speaker 3>likes her smelly balls.

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<v Speaker 1>She sounds like a dream. She has a husband. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>He locked that up. Any woman that's good with smelly balls,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good with. What's going on, Ben?

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<v Speaker 3>So I actually had a, this is funny. So speaking

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<v Speaker 3>of smelly vagina, I had a blind date recently. And

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<v Speaker 3>this girl says she's pretty blunt, and she says, my

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<v Speaker 3>vagina tastes like water. And this is on the first date,

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<v Speaker 3>and just then a random conversation comes out of nowhere. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>then I turn out she's from Flint. My original call-in

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<v Speaker 3>was about the shampoo. I keep shampoo on my boat.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you guys think about shampooing in the lake?

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the Flint vagina. Can I be honest with you?

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<v Speaker 1>This might be the call of the century. Ben, as

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<v Speaker 1>far as shampooing, I know people that do that. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>jump in the lake and take showers. They'll do that

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't count, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>You end up looking like the caddy from Happy Gilmore.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, exactly. All right, hold on a second. Angela, what's up, Angela?

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<v Speaker 7>Honestly, I don't even know why I'm on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>These calls are just fantastic. Between the water licking vagina

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<v Speaker 4>and licking.

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<v Speaker 7>Dirty balls, you could not waterboard this information out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>So, bravo. You're the best, Angela. I love you. What's up, Colette? Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Good. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you today?

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<v Speaker 7>First time, long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Angela on the phone!

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I really didn't technically call, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you text us.

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<v Speaker 4>First time, long time.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. You text us. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>I was just commenting because I had a long distance

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<v Speaker 4>relationship and twice a month I would go see him

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<v Speaker 4>in Toledo and I would just love smelling him. But,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's a combination of. His body sweat, odor,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and his cologne. But I am more drawn

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<v Speaker 4>to a nice, he was always smelling good. But I

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<v Speaker 4>always missed, I guess that is the pheromone.

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<v Speaker 1>I always missed the smell of him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The smell of him.

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<v Speaker 4>And he missed the smell of me. But I got

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<v Speaker 4>to tell the ladies, eat lots of fruit.

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<v Speaker 7>Eat lots of fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. Makes it smell better. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>No asparagus.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the vegetables. Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it, Mojo.

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<v Speaker 6>I got you. Mojo wants nectarine. One last call to add.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe, are you there, Joe?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on, guys? Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this call.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my baby mama's auntie's cousin's sister told me my

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<v Speaker 3>balls smell like anchovies.

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<v Speaker 1>Your baby mama's... Why did she sniff... Why would she

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<v Speaker 1>smell in that area of you? I need a flow chart.

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<v Speaker 3>Well... Let's not say why. They smell like anchovies.

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<v Speaker 4>Anchovies.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't watched in years. All I want is a

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<v Speaker 1>Caesar salad right now.

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<v Speaker 3>All I have to say is I'm one of a kind, baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks, Joe.