1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Is Greg h o Abel. 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 2: Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget. 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: once in a while that they leave it out for 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: an extra day. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 3: It's the Woody Show and. 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 4: It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 4: Greg minus Gina Gran We got Sea Mass. Morgan is here. 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 4: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What is 10 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 4: the phone number? If you want to call him, be 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 4: part of whatever it is. You can always set us 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 4: a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Find 13 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 4: us on social media. Look for us there at the 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 4: Woody Show. Roe versus Bros. Roe v bro yev Bro. 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 4: This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back. 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 4: And I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 4: these these people being questioned about's health kind of thing. 18 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 5: It's it's to find out how much men know about 19 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 5: women's bodies. Yeah, college campuses and public places and just 20 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 5: ask them trivia questions like. 21 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 4: Remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going to 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 4: be the first woman in space. They asked if a 23 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 4: hundred tampons would be enough enough. They didn't know it's 24 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 4: just a bunch of like science dorks, you know, like 25 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 4: I don't know how a thousand. 26 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: They didn't have Google? How many? How many tamps should we. 27 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 6: Send any literally any female to ask? 28 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like a hundred. Like no. 29 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 7: For a couple of years, wasn't there like a whole 30 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,559 Speaker 7: movie about how there was women that actually sent people 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 7: to space? 32 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 6: Right the what's it called the. 33 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: Secret Life of NASA something? Yeah, I don't. 34 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 6: Know, I don't know what you're talking about hidden figures, thank. 35 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 8: You, But what's it about? 36 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 7: It's all about behind the computers, all these women in 37 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 7: the yeah, the space program that actually like did all 38 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 7: the work. 39 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: Well then that, yeah, that made sense. 40 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,799 Speaker 4: Like whenever you said it before hair related you have 41 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 4: whatever you just said before, I'm like, what, Gina got it? 42 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: Thank you? 43 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 6: Basically, That's that's how I wanted to say. But yes, 44 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 6: it's a true story. But yeah, it's some some ladies 45 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 6: did some math, which is great and admirable, but there 46 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 6: were literally, thank you, there were literally thousands upon thousands 47 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 6: of engineers and scientists, including those including those ladies. 48 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 7: Yeah, and there wasn't any women to ask around there, 49 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 7: And I go, well, they made a whole movie Got, Shane. 50 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 6: Gillis is very funny. 51 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 4: Got. 52 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: It's called watch a. 53 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 4: Movie, Thank you, asking asking bros questions about chicks and 54 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 4: reproductive health, women's health stuff, and we'll see how we 55 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 4: can do Yeah, I. 56 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 6: Would love to see how you guys do it. 57 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 5: The first question kind of sets the stage for how 58 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 5: these videos usually go down. 59 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, row the bro. 60 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 9: How long do women have to wait after giving birth 61 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 9: before they can have sex? 62 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: All right? 63 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 6: So, and he'll i'd like you to hear his answer. 64 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I mean, I mean, it just depends how 65 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 10: much pain they want in there. I think they one second, 66 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 10: real answers one second. 67 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 6: Right, one Secondly he's screwing around, but he's also he's 68 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 6: not wrong, right, How long do. 69 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 9: Women have to wait after giving birth before they can 70 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 9: have sex? 71 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 10: I mean, I mean it just depends how much pain 72 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 10: they want in there? I think they one second real 73 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 10: answers one second. 74 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 1: Right, I mean his doctor told us he phrased it. 75 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 6: He seems he phrased it incorrectly. Not pain, how much, 76 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 6: how much how horny they are? 77 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: How much fun they? 78 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 11: Right? 79 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 8: Yeah, he's second. 80 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: Later, let's let's go around the room. Greg gory three weeks, 81 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: three weeks, menace. I don't know if they have to, 82 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: but it's recommended a month, right, a month. I'm going 83 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: to say six weeks, six weeks. 84 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 6: My my official doctor guest was six weeks. 85 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: Also, it is six weeks. I know it's six weeks. 86 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 6: Actually, there's a little wiggle room for some of you 87 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 6: horned up boys. Its four to six weeks, okay. 88 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 5: Because when the placental leaves, it's kind of like an 89 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 5: open wound. 90 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 6: You gotta let that heal up exactly. 91 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 8: Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long. 92 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: But we were always told you six weeks. 93 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 6: Yes you do, Yeah, yeah, you don't want to blood 94 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 6: out get an infection. 95 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: All right, row v Bros. 96 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 9: Question number two, Guess how much blood women lose during 97 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,799 Speaker 9: a sea section and tell us when to stop. 98 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 6: So they're pouring it, I'm about to stop. Now, how 99 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,599 Speaker 6: much blood do they lose? 100 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 12: Her? 101 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 9: Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section 102 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 9: and tell us when. 103 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 6: To stop and tell us when there was no good 104 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 6: way to cut that. 105 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: But we have a measurement, we do we have like 106 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 1: you know that. 107 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 6: During a probably not a ton. Now are they saying, 108 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 6: is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth. 109 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 6: I'm assuming, I don't know, doctor. 110 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: Just how much? 111 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 6: How about what do they lose during a sea section? 112 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 8: A pint? Four out pint? 113 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's a lot. 114 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 4: You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm 115 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 4: gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court, 116 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,239 Speaker 4: a court. 117 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: You got you gotta check it. 118 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 6: The answer is one leader, one leader. Yeah, it's like 119 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 6: half a two liter PEPSI okay, it's half a two leaders? 120 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 8: How much? 121 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 1: How much is one leader? It's half of a two 122 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: leaders bottle of Okay, how many pints is that? 123 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 10: It is? 124 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 6: Over two pints? 125 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 1: Gross? 126 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 4: Am I correct in saying that the amount of blood 127 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 4: that a woman loses on average, like for a period 128 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 4: is like three table space. 129 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 6: It's it's very different. 130 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 4: It seems so so low almost because you guys need 131 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 4: one hundred tampons from one period? 132 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 1: Is that how much it is? 133 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:03,359 Speaker 8: Though? Number girls are different though, like some are heavy flowers. 134 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 6: That's right, but even still, like I think it's like 135 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 6: not much. 136 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 5: I think I think it's kind of a it's on 137 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 5: a technicality because you're losing other stuff, but the blood 138 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 5: colors it red, so there's a lot more stuff coming out. 139 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to deal chicks. 140 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 6: From I have a picture of a sea because my 141 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 6: buddies took a photo of his kid coming out when 142 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 6: his wife got one face and. 143 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: Answer your question for it's wonderful tablespoons. 144 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 6: There's a lot of blood like you can between you 145 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 6: like what's called beautiful? 146 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 11: Oh? 147 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 6: Nothing that ever? Interested, there's a. 148 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 4: Good imagine put the put the camera on menace and 149 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 4: this okay, so put the camera on menace. People love 150 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 4: reaction yok for five seconds? 151 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 12: Right? 152 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: Five seconds? Five seconds? 153 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 11: One? 154 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: I looked at here we go on on account of 155 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: three reaction One I'm looking at from a movie. Look 156 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: at it five seconds in describe it. But five seconds? 157 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 7: What is it? 158 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 11: What is it? 159 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: It looks like like a grimlin or something. 160 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 8: It's about to go down. 161 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: I looked at it. 162 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 8: It is not. 163 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 6: I'm sending you a second one, which is even funnier, 164 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 6: where it's just the head god. 165 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 13: It's like, oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm remembering now 166 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 13: sea best didn't you have like a coworker that posted 167 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 13: it on social media? 168 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 6: That's what I said a minute ago. 169 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: Sorry, ears aren't working because I'm looking at the stupid photo. 170 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 8: Look at this one. 171 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: Okay, that's gross. 172 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 6: Many The reason I have these section photos is again 173 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 6: they were posted on Facebook. That's insane. He's very proud, 174 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 6: older father. 175 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 1: It looks like decapitated baby's heads sitting on. 176 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 8: It's so off. 177 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 6: I do see some blood out there, so I mean 178 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 6: two leaders. Oh and by the way, in that other phone, 179 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 6: look where the doctor's right hand is. The doctor's hand 180 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 6: is going down below in that second one you got, 181 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 6: and he's cramming. The baby's head is popping up way 182 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 6: above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's the way that 183 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 6: Morgan get that turn out. Oh yeah, you can kind 184 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 6: of like go underneath and like push up on the 185 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 6: other wall, push up. 186 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: From behind it. 187 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 8: I will say it worked very well. 188 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 6: That's how toilet plunger still lies. You're not pushing water, 189 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 6: you're pushing air. 190 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: How are these five grown adults in the room with 191 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,840 Speaker 1: this not just all vomiting? Right now? 192 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 9: How much blood women lose during a sea section and 193 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 9: tell us when to stop? 194 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: All right? So it's one leader. Leader is the answer. 195 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,440 Speaker 1: Let's see what this bro said. 196 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 6: What does the sea section go ahead. 197 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 5: I'm just telling you the answer because a lot of 198 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:53,079 Speaker 5: times they're like thud though, Yeah, I just wanted to 199 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 5: get the first guy. 200 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 6: Being like pain she likes. By the way, how many 201 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 6: women knew one leader? 202 00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 14: Not many? 203 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 6: Anyway, this one you should all get. All right, let's 204 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,199 Speaker 6: see what does a C and C section stand for? 205 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:10,679 Speaker 1: I can't say that word on the radio. Me a 206 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: second s word? Right, Yeah, that's exactly. 207 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 6: Oh, I think I know it because it comes out 208 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 6: of there. 209 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,679 Speaker 8: All right, Morgan, what do you think of Saian? 210 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:23,599 Speaker 1: Alright, man, Clatorius clataorus. That's what the C and C 211 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,439 Speaker 1: section stands for. 212 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 8: Clatorist section. 213 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 4: Excuse me, clatorius section. It's backed by the gloves and 214 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 4: the towels. You're to go past betting, past the automotive section. 215 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 6: If you see outdoors, he's gone too far. 216 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, look for the camping stoves by the directly across 217 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,079 Speaker 4: from the camping stone. You go stone, You got the 218 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:53,959 Speaker 4: clatorius section, yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean, Yeah. 219 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: That is that is the answer. 220 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 6: That is correct. 221 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:57,560 Speaker 5: And do you know why this is a very sea 222 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 5: bass fun fact. I'm going to give you The word 223 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,560 Speaker 5: cesarean comes from the Latin verb. Do you know cadera 224 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,679 Speaker 5: sadara It means to cut, so cesarean section means the 225 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,599 Speaker 5: cutting operations. 226 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 8: So there you go. 227 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,319 Speaker 1: Johanna stays intact. 228 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, dog, all right, Question number four, bro, 229 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 6: I'm sorry Roe the bros. Can you get pregnant if 230 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,840 Speaker 6: you pull out before ejaculating? 231 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: All right? 232 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 6: So this I know what's just going for here, and uh, 233 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 6: the real answers no, what do you mean the real answers, 234 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,120 Speaker 6: But they want to scare you into thinking yes. 235 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 8: That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes, 236 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 8: but in what situation has that ever happened? 237 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 6: Well, the answer, I think technically answer is yes, right 238 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 6: that that's what they're saying. 239 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 8: Is there? You said? 240 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 6: You said the real answers no, but yeah, like not 241 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 6: my reality statistically correct answers know. However, it technically is yes. 242 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 4: Because there are sperm in pre ejaculate, right, but yeah, 243 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 4: it's not a high concentration. 244 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 8: Of it allegedly mm hm. 245 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: But like it just takes one. 246 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 8: You know. 247 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 4: What if your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right, 248 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,880 Speaker 4: and then you know that's the one that busts through 249 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 4: your egg. 250 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 6: That's a swimming chair tour section. 251 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 5: Turns out you are right, it doesn't itself contains sperm. 252 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,240 Speaker 5: But if they're left in the urethra from a recent sash, uh, 253 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,319 Speaker 5: those can get mixed in. 254 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. 255 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,439 Speaker 6: That's point very good. 256 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 1: Point one more, one more row v Bro. Question number five, 257 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: How long does sperm. 258 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,839 Speaker 6: Live in a vagina? How long can it camp out 259 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 6: there vagina? 260 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,640 Speaker 1: Oh? Like like a month secting a month? 261 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, damn Well, if you want to make sure you 262 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 4: don't get pregnant, if like there was an accident in 263 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 4: condom breaks or whatever, you do s right. 264 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 6: I've literally never do people that's not you're not supposed to. 265 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:57,559 Speaker 15: Down. 266 00:11:57,679 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 6: You just spray a little bleach up there. 267 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: You're fine yourself down the stairs, right right? 268 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, Like there are there are people who have tried 269 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,479 Speaker 4: like the whole like Condon broke, and so they aggressively 270 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 4: do it's too late, that's not the way it works 271 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,240 Speaker 4: aggressive Yeah, right, But. 272 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 6: How long is it liven? 273 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,199 Speaker 1: Answer? 274 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 6: Or something like two days? 275 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 8: Okay, I was going to say, like two hours. 276 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: It stays up in there, doctor living. 277 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,839 Speaker 8: Up there, stay living up there? And are they just 278 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 8: swimming around just hanging. 279 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: Trying like, how are they swimming? 280 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 8: All right? 281 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,559 Speaker 1: They stuck to the walls, Like, I don't know. 282 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours 283 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 5: eight hours. The answer is up to five days. 284 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 1: Five days. 285 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, they can live in the cervical Oh, Greg's gonna 286 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 5: throw up. They're going to live in the cervical mucus 287 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 5: if it's happening during a fertility window. 288 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: Again, so beautiful. 289 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 6: It's out of the pregnancy sex question. What woman knows 290 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 6: the answer to this stuff? 291 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 4: Though? 292 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 6: You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna 293 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 6: have to deal with. 294 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: My oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously, it's so good. 295 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 6: All of the blood has rushed out of your face. 296 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 6: You're like white. 297 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:25,199 Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, look maybe the poor choice? Why are you 298 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 1: looking at my face? Textas came in, I got pregnant 299 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 1: with the pull out method. 300 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 8: People have to be fair. 301 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,319 Speaker 6: The guy may have not pulled out properly. Yeah yeah, 302 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 6: or in time he got second. Better better safe than 303 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,320 Speaker 6: sorry if you if you don't get a good game, yeah, yeah, 304 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,319 Speaker 6: that's your game. Well when I first started it, which 305 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 6: would have been got awful. Yeah, but I didn't try 306 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 6: it back then, Beau, I knew I couldn't trust myself smart. 307 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,640 Speaker 1: Well, thank you very much, gigrad. 308 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 9: Urine Urine. 309 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 8: Everyone in this. 310 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 4: Room means deep, a little lower, a little slower if 311 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 4: you want to oil him down, sunning their buttholes, wow. 312 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 6: Chucking the sun. Pretty much all deficient. 313 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 1: Indeed, sorry, I'm little selves? 314 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 11: Are you down? 315 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 7: The d r noth? 316 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:16,439 Speaker 4: All day long? The Woody Show Woody Show Got talent 317 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 4: Sea Bass exposed us to some new talents and. 318 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 6: Greg because Greg a g T is one of his 319 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 6: favorite shows. Get to be Simone and whoever else is 320 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,560 Speaker 6: on that show, Heidi, Heidi, Yeah, And we're gonna focus 321 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 6: mostly on comedy here because that's what most of the 322 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 6: open mics are. 323 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: It's the one from Modern Family. 324 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 6: Oh uh, Vargar, thank you? 325 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: I thought you were a fan. 326 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, So I went around to Yes, I'm open MIC's 327 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 6: talked to some guys, you know, little bars and pubs 328 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,280 Speaker 6: and cafes, things of that nature, to find out that 329 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 6: new gem out there, because it's easy to ask, you know, 330 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 6: Joe Cooy and Bert Kreischer to come on your show 331 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 6: after they get famous, when they got when they're busy, 332 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 6: and then you consider. 333 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 1: Yourself to be like a student of comedy. 334 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 4: You read all these like different books on comedy and yeah, yeah, 335 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,600 Speaker 4: I'm taking like an improv class or something. 336 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 6: I'm reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he 337 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 6: did just this in the seventies and here we are 338 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 6: fifty years later with Saturday Night Live. 339 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: So we'll start with this guy. 340 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 6: He's talking about how he's the son of an immigrant 341 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 6: parent and how she gave him different food than with 342 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,000 Speaker 6: the American kid. 343 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 14: Scott's Okay, one of the things that I was jealous of, 344 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 14: like American kids, the white black kids was like budgeables. 345 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 1: I grew up in real life. 346 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Speaker 14: You know, they were eating cards for it, and the 347 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 14: Asian food, I'm almost patty was full of nutrician. And 348 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 14: it's interesting because the higher food here and you know, 349 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,400 Speaker 14: she ain me cards, protein, you know, finding and whatever. 350 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 14: And I'll look at these kids, he you know, cool 351 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 14: dry whatever you call those bugables and. 352 00:15:54,680 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: Want that and I don't know. All right, Yeah, he 353 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 1: sweating because it started off wrong. We're like, okay, this 354 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: could be somewhere. 355 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,640 Speaker 6: He gotta laugh and claps just for saying the word. 356 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 1: Lunchible shout out to lucibles. 357 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, so his premises, I actually got good food. But 358 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 6: I didn't want good food. Okay, that's a premise, that's 359 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 6: not where's the joke. He's looking at his nose like. 360 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 1: You know that was it. I didn't give his name before. 361 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 6: Again, I'm not going to out these people. I get 362 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 6: I know this is another work with through material. 363 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: I get it. 364 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 6: It's not the final product. 365 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,080 Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, he lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay, 366 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: we're going into a boring area. 367 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 6: So this is a different older guy. He does the 368 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 6: classic gig. 369 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: I mean, just carbs and protein and in the anyway. 370 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:06,400 Speaker 6: But the observation is interesting. Yeah, from the kids, don't 371 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 6: what's good for them? 372 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,920 Speaker 1: He took off. He just didn't have the lamb. 373 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,840 Speaker 6: Right over the front. 374 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 8: Workshop that we might hear that joke someday and it 375 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:14,880 Speaker 8: actually become big. 376 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 6: This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy 377 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 6: you're about to hear. And he's talking about his ex 378 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,960 Speaker 6: wife and how they know she's from one faith and 379 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 6: he's of another. And let's see if he can find 380 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 6: some comedy there. 381 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 2: I got. 382 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: You know, I was married to. 383 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 3: A a Jewish and I'm captain right, So kids away 384 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 3: cant Catholic camp Jewish someone say that jew Afflecks or Cashews. 385 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:43,920 Speaker 11: But I got a hand into my wife because we 386 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 11: had two girls up on top. And then my wife 387 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 11: finally gave me my son. As soon as I find 388 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 11: out who the followers, I'm gonna kick ass. 389 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 1: Get me. 390 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 6: That is very old time. 391 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,719 Speaker 8: Yeah, at least there was a payoff and there. 392 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was nineteen fifty five, all right. The 393 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 6: premise is flood because nobody calls them jew Afflecks, right. 394 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 8: They can't call them. 395 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,800 Speaker 6: Jeff, he was so much the great cash. I get it, Yeah, 396 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 6: I get it. We're getting better, We're getting technically. Those 397 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 6: were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties, early sixties. Now 398 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 6: those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they were still jokes 399 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 6: that he continues with more about he finally got his 400 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,840 Speaker 6: son and how it's a special event because his son 401 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,919 Speaker 6: came Onto Year's Eve. 402 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 11: In fact, that he was born in twelve fourteen in 403 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 11: the morning, the newspaper came and took pictures. And the 404 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,359 Speaker 11: reason why I remember the thing was because New Year's 405 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 11: Eve we had a whole party. We had the Carnassians there. 406 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 11: I actually didn't hang out with them, and as my wife, 407 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,679 Speaker 11: we just got them with dinner. She's washing the dishes, 408 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,879 Speaker 11: and if he runs into the big says symptom like, honey, 409 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 11: what's wrong. 410 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,520 Speaker 1: She's like, my walla just broke. I'm like, well that's us. 411 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: Something is to stop Washington diss. Come on and ready 412 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,360 Speaker 1: for dessert. 413 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, that's it. 414 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 4: You guys walked all over his pull back about okay, 415 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 4: all right, everybody, everybody, everybody quiet down. 416 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:24,920 Speaker 1: Yeah it was. 417 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 6: It was so funny. 418 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, everbody quiet, says. 419 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 11: Symptom, like, honey, what's wrong. 420 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: She's like, my walla just broke. I'm like, well that's us. 421 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 1: Something is to stop Washington diss. 422 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:48,680 Speaker 4: Come on and ready for dessert, because so he expected 423 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,439 Speaker 4: that to kill I got no, Like, I think it's 424 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 4: funny when Ricky Gervais, when he gets a groan from me, honest, he. 425 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 1: Goes, oh if you I don't care, I don't care, 426 00:19:59,359 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 1: that's funny. 427 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,639 Speaker 4: I don't know if that's what he was going for, 428 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,920 Speaker 4: or if he was just completely disgusted that they didn't 429 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 4: find where he was going funny the way he did. 430 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 7: I love that he named the Gardashi anyway, Yeah, but 431 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 7: I think there's something there, Like the voice is funny. 432 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:23,360 Speaker 5: He's of a different generation and a different He's going 433 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 5: after a different era. 434 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 6: Yeah, right, exactly, and it's just not working for would 435 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,959 Speaker 6: he show got talent? This is another guy, a younger guy, 436 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 6: and he's gonna riff on American history and some of 437 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 6: the things that they had back then. 438 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:42,679 Speaker 1: All Right. 439 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,399 Speaker 11: When I was in. 440 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 12: School, I studied history. My favorite piece of history to 441 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,679 Speaker 12: study was the American Revolution. Why do I like studying 442 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 12: the American Revolution? 443 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:49,880 Speaker 1: Well? 444 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 12: I like it because not because it's the laying of 445 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 12: the foundations of democracy or how ordinary men can rise 446 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,399 Speaker 12: up the fight against the evils of tyranny. I like 447 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 12: that people were able to grow and and doable amount 448 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,160 Speaker 12: of pot back then and get away with it. That's 449 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,360 Speaker 12: why I love studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those 450 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,360 Speaker 12: who really support me behind that are going i'd applaud. 451 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,200 Speaker 12: I just don't feel like lifting my arms. 452 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:18,040 Speaker 1: Dude, oh god, getting they don't like puns. I don't 453 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 1: think they don't like that, Okay. 454 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 6: That there was a pun. 455 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: I love this stuff. I love like. 456 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 10: The dude. 457 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 1: It is extra funny. 458 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:33,359 Speaker 6: He got much like the Lunchables joke. He got the 459 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 6: crowd behind him. You mentioned pot, I forgot, like, yeah, 460 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 6: you did some you did some stand up, and the 461 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 6: very last one I did was a complete bomb. It's 462 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,120 Speaker 6: it's like this, do you remember any of your material? 463 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,199 Speaker 8: I think one of the best jokes that I did 464 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 8: was like, set up, set up, all right? Remember, alright? 465 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 1: You think about it for a second. 466 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 8: While we know it's too much pressure of talent on the. 467 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 4: Please, I want, I want to you're I want to 468 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,120 Speaker 4: hear an example of Morgan's stand up commedation. 469 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, think about it. 470 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:10,560 Speaker 6: So there's that pot heads are lazy, right, Okay, but 471 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 6: now he goes back into like, well what if what 472 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 6: if those guys, you know, let's take this pot thing 473 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 6: to the next level. 474 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 12: Okay, me and anyone else's smoke pot can tell you, 475 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 12: after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going 476 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 12: off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then. 477 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:30,920 Speaker 12: Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I 478 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 12: think the British are coming dudes. Luckily for me, I 479 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 12: got enough I can share. You guys been a great crowd. 480 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,120 Speaker 8: That's my time. 481 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,359 Speaker 1: That's his waist. 482 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 8: You wait for the light. 483 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,400 Speaker 1: I'm sure the light wasn't off. 484 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 8: That's closer. 485 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 6: I think he was just really excited about doing the 486 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 6: horse noise. 487 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, and we know them that that's the closer though, 488 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,880 Speaker 4: because that's content the whole ideas to leave him laughing. 489 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,680 Speaker 6: But didn't you get to get it? What if Paul 490 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,080 Speaker 6: Revere smoked weed, he'd be lazy and he might have 491 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 6: he might have a lot of it. 492 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: And therefore the horse would gallop. 493 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 6: You know, I think you're getting his joke. 494 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 1: Gallop horse would Let me break this down, let me 495 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: explain it. You see, I liked you know. 496 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 8: That actually be hilarious if you explained it. 497 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 16: If it was like an anti joke and he said 498 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 16: I would die, that would be kind of like a 499 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 16: stick like the comedian who explains all his jokes and 500 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 16: then why it's funny, Like maybe it's some like really 501 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 16: high level thought stuff and then you break it down 502 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,639 Speaker 16: to the dumb audience about why it's funny. 503 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 6: Like that's an idea for you if you're going to 504 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 6: do stand up like you could do like. 505 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,479 Speaker 4: Some really high thought concept by concept kind of thing 506 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,679 Speaker 4: and like the average person would go right over their 507 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,439 Speaker 4: head and you can and then you can do your 508 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 4: your your your typical condescending thing and break it down 509 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 4: and down. 510 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like, but that's your stick, right, guys. 511 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 6: The reason is I'm a bad husband and I wanted 512 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,560 Speaker 6: her to make dessert and. 513 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,879 Speaker 1: Even though she was labor Yeah, you guys are too 514 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 1: dumb to understand this. I'm in now her water just 515 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: brokes it. 516 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's that's why I was acting in the 517 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,239 Speaker 6: ridiculous man. 518 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,119 Speaker 1: I want her back of the kitchen. 519 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 4: So so what we're gonna do is we're gonna do 520 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 4: it again from the top. And now you'll understand why 521 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:32,639 Speaker 4: it's funny. Ready and goes okay, lunchebles, yeah, tell me. 522 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. See, this is why open mic nights are so 523 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 1: much fun. What he show got talent open mic night. 524 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,240 Speaker 6: Technically, this one's a little more polished. This is a 525 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 6: guy and I'll tell you his name because he put 526 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 6: this out himself, the hass Ridgeway and uh, I just 527 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 6: want you to think about the kind of jokes that 528 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 6: Hoss is telling and think about think about that the 529 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,160 Speaker 6: next time you want to tell these type of jokes. 530 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 15: I tried to text her while she was at college, 531 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 15: and she didn't text me back, y'all. She ghosted me 532 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,639 Speaker 15: her dad, so I at her back. She doesn't like 533 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 15: dad jokes. So I knew that, and I started texting her. 534 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,800 Speaker 15: First one was I got a job at the bread factory. 535 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 1: I need the dough who. The next one was it 536 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: was a crummy job whom. 537 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,239 Speaker 15: Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can 538 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 15: get a bigger slice of life. And then I got 539 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,840 Speaker 15: these mean emojis, and I was like, well, don't get toasty. 540 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:34,200 Speaker 1: Okay, so you can clap after that, I suppose, Oh, yeah, 541 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: there you go. 542 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,439 Speaker 8: There's some people laughing. 543 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 1: I mean he's purposely being bad. 544 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 6: The delivery I mean alcohol. 545 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 1: That they sell at the venue helps, Oh for sure, 546 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 1: the two drink minimum and the sound of the text 547 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: being said them really brings home. Yeah, you can laugh 548 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 1: at that if you can clap after that, I suppose. 549 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 6: I start saying that. 550 00:25:59,440 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 11: Now. 551 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,439 Speaker 6: The one thing at these open mics, it's not just comedy. 552 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,359 Speaker 6: Sometimes some dumb hipie'll get up there with a guitar 553 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 6: music comedy. Well this is I don't think this is 554 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,119 Speaker 6: even comedy. This is music with a social message. Baby, 555 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 6: So hey Green Day, before you write your next hip, 556 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,400 Speaker 6: maybe talking about this sold fart and his song about 557 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 6: starting a hedge fund, starting a fun that's. 558 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 1: Where you need to explain what a hedge fund is 559 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 1: to the audience. They may have heard the term before, 560 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,159 Speaker 1: but you have to like stop down and explain it. 561 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,240 Speaker 6: All I know is it's evil. 562 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:36,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, a fun make don't show everything. 563 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 8: I can't. 564 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:43,920 Speaker 1: Shorty says, what in fun? Stormy weather? And you know 565 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: I want to make you hedge? I make you a legacy. 566 00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 2: Susan doesn't really in there, remember the good old days 567 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,080 Speaker 2: and throat tomatoes at. 568 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 6: People stage, gets some cabbage. 569 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 1: Wow, it's yeah, he brought his own his sister. 570 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 4: You know, like everybody says they want to be an 571 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 4: influencer or the shirts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers 572 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 4: or what they Yeah, not everybody. 573 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,480 Speaker 1: Can make it, you know, not everybody's gonna be Joe coy. 574 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,240 Speaker 6: Or but but everyone has to start like this. 575 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 1: Everyone. 576 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,159 Speaker 6: You know Joe twenty four years ago, he was doing this. 577 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 4: Stuff, same stuff, a Gel saying at coffee shops exactly 578 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,439 Speaker 4: at her. 579 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 6: Now, look at Morgan, she started in And. 580 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,879 Speaker 1: I'll give you a couple more minutes to get get 581 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,240 Speaker 1: it together. 582 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,479 Speaker 8: I mean, I got it's not going to get any 583 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,520 Speaker 8: better than I already. 584 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,399 Speaker 4: Got it all right, Well, Morgan, how many times did 585 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,639 Speaker 4: you go up and do stand up. You tried to 586 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,919 Speaker 4: make a really good run out for one. 587 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 1: At one point. 588 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 8: I did it more in Arkansas when I was going 589 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,399 Speaker 8: to college. But out here in LA I did it twice. 590 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 6: Okay, killed honestly surprised they had opened MIC's in Arkansas. 591 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,720 Speaker 4: Was it just to uh, just to try it out, 592 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,359 Speaker 4: or were you gonna, like try to make a go 593 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 4: of being a comedian a comedian to try it out? 594 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,240 Speaker 8: But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times, 595 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 8: I realized, no, I think I can take a different route. 596 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,159 Speaker 1: Al Right, Okay, I do like it, but smart enough, 597 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,400 Speaker 1: some people really hang in there. 598 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 8: Well, I just I don't write down jokes. 599 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: This is happening for you. 600 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,280 Speaker 6: There are guys who I know twenty twenty plus years, 601 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 6: and they they just lack that emotional intelligence, like our 602 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 6: guy with the Paul Revere joke, Like they just don't 603 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 6: hear the audience not laughing. 604 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,160 Speaker 1: Good he knew them, yeah, and he had good words 605 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,719 Speaker 1: and good delivery, good delivery. 606 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,719 Speaker 6: It's kind of like Sabashi mana scalkal. He he can 607 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 6: do the he can do the form of being what 608 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 6: you listen was actually saying, You're like. 609 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: Oh, that's terrible. 610 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 8: This part is finding the things in life to joke about. 611 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,600 Speaker 4: And then the people can't even get that right, but 612 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 4: they hang on to that drink. They're the starving artist 613 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 4: when really it's like Ruth Chris is calling, Maybe your 614 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 4: career is really best shape. Thing good money sometimes, especially 615 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 4: those high end places right big time, especially the one 616 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,280 Speaker 4: in Philadelphia. 617 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,880 Speaker 1: Ruth Chris and Philly. They're crushing. 618 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 6: The show. 619 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 4: Be back back, back, back in a bed